# ![@PaulRudnickNY Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::3514817897.png) @PaulRudnickNY Paul Rudnick

Paul Rudnick posts on X about melania, scott, in the, greenland the most. They currently have [------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [-----] engagements in the last [--] hours.

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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
[celebrities](/list/celebrities)  11.92% [countries](/list/countries)  11.4% [finance](/list/finance)  5.18% [musicians](/list/musicians)  2.59% [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations)  2.07% [stocks](/list/stocks)  1.55% [formula 1](/list/formula-1)  0.52% [automotive brands](/list/automotive-brands)  0.52%

**Social topic influence**
[melania](/topic/melania) 15.54%, [scott](/topic/scott) #3722, [in the](/topic/in-the) 4.15%, [greenland](/topic/greenland) 3.63%, [heated rivalry](/topic/heated-rivalry) #403, [maga](/topic/maga) 3.11%, [epstein files](/topic/epstein-files) 2.59%, [hair](/topic/hair) 2.59%, [money](/topic/money) 2.59%, [pam bondi](/topic/pam-bondi) #863

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**Top assets mentioned**
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### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"Olympic champion Ilia Malinin is clearly the lovechild of Ilya and Shane from HEATED RIVALRY"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2020622549802262705)  2026-02-08T22:15Z 83.1K followers, 53.9K engagements


"When asked to do her job Pam Bondi got so furious her face moved"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2021681137119080823)  2026-02-11T20:21Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Peak moment from yesterday's hearing: when Pam Bondi waved her forefinger at Jamie Raskin and hissed "I'm going to kill you Harry Potter""  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2021980030411452818)  2026-02-12T16:09Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Did you know: during sex Rudy Giuliani likes to have Jeanine Pirro cosplay as Betty Crocker"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2021980795796435130)  2026-02-12T16:12Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Kimberly Guilfoyle is: - Stealing printer paper - Leaving the hospital following a cosmetic procedure - Fedexing her breasts - Getting kicked out of her origami class - Dressed as a tribute to the Guggenheim Museum"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/1993684870183206919)  2025-11-26T14:14Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements


"These are: - Golden Globe presenters from [----] - The host and spokesmodel from Wheel of Fortune in Moscow - A Mar-a-Lago reunion of people in the Epstein Files - A Texas couple Trump pardoned - When you're both wearing Spanx"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2006766037350654079)  2026-01-01T16:34Z 83.1K followers, 12K engagements


"After viciously attacking Rama Duwaji for wearing (borrowed) designer clothes at her husband's NYC mayoral inauguration Karoline Leavitt revealed "I prefer to wear only clothing left behind in the WH by Barbara Bush""  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2008253935623278688)  2026-01-05T19:07Z 83.1K followers, 45.6K engagements


"Marco is explaining to Lara: "No Venezuela isn't near Tampa" "We're going to force Maduro to listen to you sing" "Melania didn't mean to call you Lauren" "Don't worry the prices of Botox and Spanx are stable" "Ivanka didn't mention you""  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2008267774209257621)  2026-01-05T20:02Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Due to nonexistent ticket sales the MELANIA movie is trying new tag lines: "I wanted to molest it" - Rudy Giuliani "My sexual identity is now MELANIA" - Bari Weiss "It will save our soybean farms" - Scott Bessent "$40 million worth of retouching" - Melania"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2013404042571977144)  2026-01-20T00:11Z 83.1K followers, 13.1K engagements


"On CNBC Scott Bessent insisted that "most retirees own [--] or [--] homes." Scott wishes to be addressed as Milord and added "Average Americans also have at least [--] crystal punchbowls [--] gilded candelabra and [--] white stallions. I do""  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2013758126168629535)  2026-01-20T23:38Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Apple CEO Tim Cook attended the WH screening of MELANIA endorsed Trump wholeheartedly and proudly posed with sexual predator and the movie's director Brett Ratner while ICE agents were slaughtering a VA nurse in Minneapolis. Tim reportedly kept asking "Is Goebbels here Can I get a selfie" https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2015799290136797617 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2015799290136797617"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2015799290136797617)  2026-01-26T14:49Z 83.1K followers, 450.3K engagements


"Expectant parents Katie and Stephen Miller are having a species reveal party"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2015811399717445810)  2026-01-26T15:37Z 83.1K followers, 153.8K engagements


"At last Gumby has been reunited with his birth mother"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2015849649618186717)  2026-01-26T18:09Z 83.1K followers, 15.2K engagements


"Trump just posted that tickets to MELANIA are "selling out fast" You could say the same thing about Bari Weiss Tim Cook Mark Zuckerberg and Jeff Bezos"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2015884955629326578)  2026-01-26T20:30Z 83.1K followers, 39.8K engagements


"Barri Weiss has summoned staffers to a "town hall" on Tuesday to discuss "the future of CBS News." Her agenda: "Let's go around the room so each person can say their favorite thing about me" "I'll be passing out loyalty oaths and NDAs" "Everyone needs to confess a crush on me""  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2015979346368790636)  2026-01-27T02:45Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Bravo to esteemed composer Philip Glass who's just withdrawn his new symphony from the Trump-Kennedy Center joining a long list of great artists refusing to perform there. It's believed the T-KC is now being used mostly for storing classified documents"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2016231328400695675)  2026-01-27T19:26Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements


""Dwayne if ICE agents break into my condo I want you to hide my Heated Rivalry DVDs my watercolor of Josh Hawley in a t-shirt my MeeMaw's wedding china those photos of Scott Bessent at the beach my seersucker windbreaker and everything on my laptop marked "Fleet Week""  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2016602498581090651)  2026-01-28T20:01Z 83.1K followers, 14.4K engagements


"While standing next to far-right loon Nicki Minaj Scott Bessent is thinking: "I've never met a black person before" "Should I sell her my crypto" "Look at her fingernails - you go girl" "Should I do my treasury bond rap" "I'm the most uncomfortable caucasian on earth""  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2016874027290075337)  2026-01-29T14:00Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Tonight's the big MELANIA premiere at the Kennedy Center. The evening's theme is "Sexual Predators Attached To This Movie" including director Brett Ratner and Donald Trump. Rumor is that Harvey Weinstein and Ghislaine Maxwell are the First Lady's special guests"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2016875677102772356)  2026-01-29T14:06Z 83.1K followers, 10.9K engagements


"Recently fired prosecutor Alina Habba and sexual predator Brett Ratner arrive at the MELANIA premiere also known as Prom Nite on Epstein Island"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2017041376152617206)  2026-01-30T01:05Z 83.1K followers, 135.9K engagements


"So far the biggest names at the MELANIA premiere are Jeanine Pirro and Dr. Oz. Both are familiar with surgery"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2017042038697435221)  2026-01-30T01:07Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Mike and wife Kelly Johnson have arrived at the MELANIA premiere: - Both wearing girdles - Turning the raw sexual heat up to [---] - Looking like they've never met - Worried that the movie will show kissing - Hoping Kirk Cameron is in the film"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2017044543099510867)  2026-01-30T01:17Z 83.1K followers, 358.9K engagements


"Guests at the Obama Inauguration included Beyonce Springsteen Stevie Wonder Kelly Clarkson and Tom Hanks. Biggest name at the Melania premiere: Dr. Oz. No Barron or Ivanka who both claimed they hadn't met Melania"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2017243917603758219)  2026-01-30T14:30Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Here's Klan Mom Katie Miller interviewing Mike and Kelly Johnson. She's asking: "Mike your feet don't touch the floor. Do you work for Keebler" "Kelly does your coral pantsuit signal a sexless marriage" "My husband Stephen is a rodent. Should I be worried about rabies""  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2017662836952998134)  2026-01-31T18:14Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Director and sexual predator Brett Ratner's next movie: MELANIA II - Walking From Her Bedroom To The ATM LARA A Tale Of Many Noses MY FRIEND JEFFREY EPSTEIN MATT GAETZ JIM JORDAN ME and Other Men Not Allowed Near Schools MARCO RUBIO: GEPETTO'S OTHER PUPPET"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2017667387667927547)  2026-01-31T18:32Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Kimberly Guilfoyle is dressed as: - Fun With Kleenex - A third sister from FROZEN - A new American Girl doll called Sparkles Girl of the Streets - Frederick's of Bayonne - Norma Desmond in the Ice Capades"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2017675663356932148)  2026-01-31T19:05Z 83.1K followers, 15.8K engagements


"Alina Habba and Lindsey Halligan are both insisting they should appear in the Epstein Files telling Pam Bondi "check again""  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2017992438351122511)  2026-02-01T16:04Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Lindsey Graham claims he's married to Mrs. South Carolina"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2018016433427333292)  2026-02-01T17:39Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Kimberly Guilfoyle is dressed as: - A hooker and a pimp - A mob wife at a christening - Someone who just "shopped" a restaurant's coat check - Cruella De Vill's older sister Nutella - Putin's first mistress from 1968"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2018025408533266668)  2026-02-01T18:15Z 83.1K followers, 18.3K engagements


"Ron DeSantis announced his Healthy Florida First campaign explaining "From now on my wife Casey and I will be coloring our hair and eyebrows with 100% organic motor oil""  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2018077694626312612)  2026-02-01T21:43Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements


"MAGA supporter Nicki Minaj has been spewing anti-gay slurs and as usual none of Trump's LGBTQ minions including Bari Weiss Scott Bessent Peter Thiel and Ric Grenell have objected as Karoline Leavitt hugged Minaj"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2018414391062876236)  2026-02-02T20:01Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Lara Trump was furious about her singing not being nominated for a Grammy until the organization explained that the awards are for music"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2018430986879377694)  2026-02-02T21:07Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements


"The only thing worse than being Stephen Miller is Tulsi Gabbard trying to be Stephen Miller"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2018450824611942810)  2026-02-02T22:25Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Nancy Mace has fulfilled her childhood dream of becoming a Diane Arbus photo"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2018464274306499006)  2026-02-02T23:19Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Megyn Kelly insists that "everyone knows" Santa is white. Elon is outraged by an actress of color playing Helen of Troy in an upcoming Christopher Nolan movie. Elon knows Helen was white because he met her on Epstein Island"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2018465633118384460)  2026-02-02T23:24Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Trump put hus name on the Kennedy Center and it closed because artists and audiences hate him. His name was removed from buildings all over NYC because tenants hated him. No wonder the movie isn't called MELANIA TRUMP"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2018481800784515533)  2026-02-03T00:28Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Sean Hannity cut off Lindsey Graham's drunken rant on Fox by saying "You're pretty jacked up." To which Lindsey replied "You should see me after five more margaritas a pillow fight with Mike Johnson and watching HEATED RIVALRY on my phone during a hearing - YEE-HA""  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2018682655475130611)  2026-02-03T13:47Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements


"If Trump wants to prosecute people for making jokes he should remember that he made Don Jr and Eric"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2018748362439434444)  2026-02-03T18:08Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements


"This is: - Take Your Child Bride To Work Day - Karoline Leavitt accidentally wearing the garment bag instead of the dress - A strange Mormon couple who just posted bail - When your outfit gets redacted - When you get wardrobe advice from Nancy Mace"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2018750927033803259)  2026-02-03T18:18Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements


"The guy standing next to Kristi Noem is thinking: "Girlfriend we talked about those eyebrows" "What climbed on your head and died" "Are the hoop earrings for guest towels" "Do you apply your makeup with a roller" "I don't want to be here when your lips explode""  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2018756543135596835)  2026-02-03T18:40Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements


"How Kid Rock is rehearsing for his alternative half-time show: - Dry-cleaning Confederate flag t-shirt - Buying six beers to match Bad Bunny's six Grammys - Studying Lara Trump videos - Wondering if he can cancel and get tickets to the real Super Bowl"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2018791270471401693)  2026-02-03T20:58Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Melania just met with two freed Israeli hostages at the WH and used the occasion to relentlessly promote her movie. Haven't those hostages suffered enough"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2019147002064384412)  2026-02-04T20:32Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Jezz Bezos is systematicallly gutting The Washington Post with layoffs. If he wants to destroy the paper he should just put Ric Grenell in charge"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2019151230443090358)  2026-02-04T20:49Z 83.1K followers, [---] engagements


"Authenticated photo of Lindsey Graham responding to Jeanine Pirro's ban on guns in DC"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2019152589879931055)  2026-02-04T20:54Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Jeff Bezos is systematicallly gutting The Washington Post with layoffs. If he wants to destroy the paper he should just put Ric Grenell in charge"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2019152736210800839)  2026-02-04T20:55Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Who wore it better: Lauren Sanchez Bezos or an empty birdcage"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2019161152870129716)  2026-02-04T21:28Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements


"The CBS Evening News lost another 400K viewers last week so Bari Weiss comforted Tony Dokoupil: "They weren't our core demographic: Trumpers over 80" "We still have more viewers than before there was TV" "It's not you. It's you talking" "What if you have a goldfish sidekick""  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2019211007747338539)  2026-02-05T00:46Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements


"I'm not saying Alexander Skarsgard was imitating Lara Trump on SNL because he was prettier smarter nd more natural"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2019216550230913398)  2026-02-05T01:08Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Nicki Minaj appeared on Katie Miller's podcast where she claimed the moon landing was a hoax. Minaj added "It's like you and your husband Stephen pretending not to have gills and tails""  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2019452920245174638)  2026-02-05T16:47Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Trump's been bulk buying tickets to MELANIA and giving them away to boost sales. Other techniques: - Ghislaine Maxwell organizing prison screenings - Bari Weiss promoting the film to both CBS News viewers - Melania raffling off her old body parts at theaters"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2019456402641518918)  2026-02-05T17:01Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Trump's suing the Winter Olympics for not awarding him gold medals in: - Getting out of a chair - Stress-eating during [--] AM posting binges - Clearing a room - Increasing inflation - Nodding off and drooling - Most appearances of anyone in the Epstein Files"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2019459590320955584)  2026-02-05T17:14Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Trump defended Kristi Noem Pam Bondi and Tulsi Gabbard at a prayer breakfast by saying "Let's remember that Jesus showed mercy to the Whore of Babylon Mary Magdalene and a diseased harlot who was also named Tulsi Gabbard""  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2019467983689589076)  2026-02-05T17:47Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Why do Alina Habba and Lindsey Halligan always look like they're being called to testify in a trial where the married CEO they were dating is indicted for embezzlement and murder"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2019484788126625809)  2026-02-05T18:54Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements


"During a congressional finance hearing Scott Bessent began screaming "I AM A RICH WHITE MAN WHY ARE YOU QUESTIONING ME" Which is exactly what he'd said at Starbucks the dry cleaner and to the homeless person who asked him for a sandwich"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2019497254973779994)  2026-02-05T19:44Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Michelle Bachmann says Trump is "absolutely handsome" "in great shape" and "far more attractive than Gavin Newsom." Michelle's husband Marcus told her "Ya got that right girlfriend" and offered there snaps up"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2019550910033363424)  2026-02-05T23:17Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements


"5th place swimmer Riley Gaines is demanding a gold medal from the Winter Olympics "because I was traumatized by the existence of other athletes"""  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2019580018507280520)  2026-02-06T01:12Z 83.1K followers, 21.4K engagements


"A judge has ordered a $10 million sexual harassment suit against Rudy Giuliani to move forward. Anyone reading the words "sex" and "Giuliani" in the same sentence also deserves $10 million"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2019585268190437847)  2026-02-06T01:33Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements


"To allow funding for repairs Trump's demanding that both Washington-Dulles Airport and Penn Station be renamed after him. Then no one will use them and they'll close"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2019630724316328312)  2026-02-06T04:34Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Trump is suing the Westminster Dog Show because Mike Johnson didn't win"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2019818917062168760)  2026-02-06T17:02Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements


"I'm not sure if Jeanine Pirro looks better before or after her plastic surgery"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2019850156380963224)  2026-02-06T19:06Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements


""President Trump's racist video was wonderful and I say this as someone elected Supreme Klan Princess at a recent rally. When I see a Black person on TV even if they're starring in a show I call ICE. Because you can't spell USA without a swastika""  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2019863685246976132)  2026-02-06T20:00Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Mike Johnson says Pope Leo is wrong about having "compassion" for immigrants says "compassion" is only for rich white men who don't get the Nobel Peace Prize"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2019888558127874414)  2026-02-06T21:38Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements


"I'm pretty sure I heard JD and Usha's unborn child booing them at the Olympics"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2019956949119562106)  2026-02-07T02:10Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements


"JD: "The crowd is booing you" USHA: "No they're booing you" JD: "Everybody hates you" USHA:"Because I'm married to you" JD: "You made me see MELANIA" USHA:"You made me meet Melania" JD: "I wish you were Christian" USHA: I wish your head wasn't a balloon with mold""  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2020215195285533110)  2026-02-07T19:16Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Booing JD Vance should be the new national anthem"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2020272945566978530)  2026-02-07T23:06Z 83.1K followers, 35.8K engagements


"If the announcer at the MAGA halftime show said "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN KID ROCK" would anyone know the difference"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2020552509689831801)  2026-02-08T17:37Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements


"The best parts of the MAGA halftime show: - The Proud Boy Dancers - When Kid Rock shot a backup singer he claimed was an immigrant - When everyone sang God Bless America to a huge photo of Hitler - When nurses rushed the stage with Narcan - The Confederate flag t-shirt cannons"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2020624312114540811)  2026-02-08T22:22Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Bravo to Bad Bunny for putting on a great and inspiring half-time show to which Trump responded by spewing unhinged racism. Bad Bunny is a far better American than Trump will ever be"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2020717793105359350)  2026-02-09T04:33Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Kimberly Guilfoyle hosted the Greek premiere of MELANIA while dressed as: - A polar bear with a sugar daddy - The hostess at a popular Moscow "gentlemen's club" - A mob wife at a rival's funeral - Alexis Carrington's neighbor Destinee LaFleur - Kristi Noem's role model"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2020873446876467450)  2026-02-09T14:52Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Ghislaine Maxwell is refusing to speak to Congress unless Trump lets her out of prison. The weird thing is she said this from her suite at Mar-a-Lago"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2020891789582836121)  2026-02-09T16:05Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements


"On Bill Maher Chris Christie said Lindsey Graham praises Trump in public but disparages him in private. "That's why everyone in Congress calls Lindsey the Snitch Bitch. He loves it""  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2021622045683913085)  2026-02-11T16:27Z 83.1K followers, [---] engagements


"Who wore it better: Lauren Sanchez Bezos during a hurricane or your Mom's kitchen"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2017255759268975074)  2026-01-30T15:17Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Melania says she wants "patriotic themes" at this year's WH Easter Egg Roll. Such as: - Visitors paying her in "American cash" - The Easter Bunny giving her a basket of money - Easter eggs with groupons for cocaine purchased in her office - Jesus will return with his checkbook"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2019887365930586273)  2026-02-06T21:34Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Prepping for the alternate MAGA half-time show by getting drunk vomiting on myself. sliding out of the recliner not noticing that my wife left me and took the kids screaming racial slurs at a floor lamp and wondering why the microwave isn't showing the Olympics"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2020191407546450318)  2026-02-07T17:42Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Alan Dershowitz who thinks Ghislaine Maxwell should be granted immunity also asked Trump to issue a stamp honoring "Alan Dershowitz Proud American and Epstein's Lawyer""  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2021302776408518730)  2026-02-10T19:18Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Trump Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick now admits going to Epstein Island "with my wife children and nannies." He explained "How many times can you go to Disneyworld""  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2021309381606846933)  2026-02-10T19:44Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements


"AL Senator Katie Britt wants to ban any mention of LGBTQ lives from classrooms calling it "indoctrination." Katie adds "Gay people have no place around my dinner table at my church or in my bedroom where my husband keeps rewatching HEATED RIVALRY""  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2021344908884443171)  2026-02-10T22:05Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Cheer captains at the Repubs' alternate Superbowl"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2019187023916208603)  2026-02-04T23:11Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Pamela Jo Bondi is the name of: - Miss Drug Cartel Hush Money of [----] - A Klan rally cheerleader - The first female serial killler in Hooterville - The fully clothed centerfold in Christian Topics for Men - A sorority president who asked all members to buy matching pink handguns"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2021313787651874908)  2026-02-10T20:02Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Gavin Newsom says his ex-wife Kimberly Guilfoyle "fell prey" to the right-wing insanity of Fox News while she worked there. She was fired for sexual harassment danced during the Jan. 6th riot and is now engaged to Don Jr. It's like she's on a game show called How Low Can You Go"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1625960117374967808)  2023-02-15T20:47Z 83.1K followers, 193.3K engagements


"Kimberly Guilfoyle at the Monaco Grand Prix where the dress code was "Wear Your Granddaughter's Outfit From Spring Break""  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/1987532122786033972)  2025-11-09T14:45Z 83.1K followers, 17.7K engagements


"While the crowd at the Olympics cheered the US athletes JD and Usha Vance were overwhelmingly booed by the full arena. I'm sure Karoline Leavitt will blame Antifa or the deep state but she'll be wrong: the entire world was booing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2019911252739272795)  2026-02-06T23:09Z 83.1K followers, 71.3K engagements


"The trailer for the MELANIA documentary is here and it includes: - Melania turning her head slightly - Melania counting the millions she was paid to make the movie - Melania's body double holding Trump's hand - A TUMS-13 rating since the film causes nausea"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2001343310640939426)  2025-12-17T17:26Z 83.1K followers, 26.5K engagements


"This is Scott Bessent and Lindsey Graham in: - A scene from GLENGARRY GLEN ROSS - That moment when someone asked which one was gay and Lindsey forgot he was on camera - The Mens Wearhouse "Racist Dads" collection - A PSA warning about seniors and syphilis"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2020879220595896556)  2026-02-09T15:15Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Mark Zuckerberg just bought a mega-mansion near Ivanka and Jared in Miami because he thought they were his parents"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2021602480547614762)  2026-02-11T15:09Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Susan Collins is running for re-election. Her campaign slogans: "Has Anyone Seen My Glasses What I'm Wearing Them" "I'm Sure Mr. Hitler Was Sorry" "There Are No Bad Bunnies" "I'm Pro-Choice Except In The Case Of Pregnancies" "I Took A Cognitive Test And - What Was I Saying""  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2021745903321645298)  2026-02-12T00:39Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Pam Bondi outrage lexicon: "Don't you DARE." "I am DISGUSTED." "As an incompetent lawyer AND a white supremacist." "This is the MOST TRANSPARENT administration." "My panties are RIDING UP." "My botox is WEARING THIN ." "Do not test my ANTI-PERSPIRANT.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2022008267237740990)  2026-02-12T18:01Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Jeanine Pirro is suing the town of Rye NY for $250K in negligence after she tripped and fell on a sidewalk causing "bruises and contusions." Her hair was unharmed"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2022359655822004512)  2026-02-13T17:18Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Today Trump had the Pride flag removed from the Stonewall Inn on Christopher Street. As usual his slobbering gay lackeys - Ric Grenell Peter Thiel Scott Bessent Tim Cook and Bari Weiss - said nothing or applauded the move"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2021317844378488880)  2026-02-10T20:18Z 83.1K followers, 43.5K engagements


"This is: - If used cars were people - The Mount Rushmore of pedophile protectors - Betty and Veronica after serving fifty years in Sing Sing - A lesbian couple suing their co-op board - Lindsey Halligan and Alina Habba without photoshop - The reception desk in Hell"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2021665228002631873)  2026-02-11T19:18Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements


"This look is called: "I just ran out of lies give me a minute" "I don't need friends" "My thick makeup is a radioactive shield against truth" "My law degree is from homeschooling" "I made Jeffrey Epstein a friendship bracelet. So what""  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2021970985747132719)  2026-02-12T15:33Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements


"I'm rooting for the USA men's hockey team at the Olympics but to honor HEATED RIVALRY they should skate in pairs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2022053672281358647)  2026-02-12T21:02Z 83.1K followers, [----] engagements


"This is: - When Pam Bondi sees an Epstein victim - Pam warning Matt Gaetz to "stop making me love you" - Pam when her credit card is declined - Pam when she's asked to swear on a bible - Pam shrieking"YOU MADE ME BREAK A NAIL" during a hearing - Pam reacting to a child's smile"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2022364564252197089)  2026-02-13T17:37Z 83.1K followers, [---] engagements


"Because of her earlier opposition to interference in Venezuela Tulsi Gabbard was banned from taking part in the Maduro raid. However she has been assigned to get Nancy Mace out of a Senate bathroom"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2010170453063807247)  2026-01-11T02:02Z 82.4K followers, [----] engagements


"The reviews are in "She's so young and beautiful" - Melania "She can sit in a chair" - Melania "She moved her head slightly" - Melania "She doesn't do anything yet she's rich" - Melania "She will win the Nobel Modeling Prize" - Melania "I love her" - Melania"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2010359153387286652)  2026-01-11T14:32Z 82.6K followers, 10.9K engagements


"Trump's ordered the Smithsonian to remove any mentions of slavery LGBTQ lives women's suffrage or Native Americans. Also his teeny tiny little hands"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2010377925355348147)  2026-01-11T15:47Z 82.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Katie and Stephen Miller are expecting their fourth child. They've already named him Tony Dokoupil"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2010380395754279193)  2026-01-11T15:56Z 82.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Another cartel boss has been arrested"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2010424938482860518)  2026-01-11T18:53Z 82.4K followers, [----] engagements


"More great reviews: "Lifelike" - A chatbot "A third wife movie" - Ivanka "Doesn't mention Epstein" - Alan Dershowitz "The greatest film of all time" - Bari Weiss "Still no cover" - Vogue "I stilll haven't met her" - Tiffany Trump"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2010438333701468631)  2026-01-11T19:47Z 82.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Sadly the woman who restored this fresco died recently and won't be able to work on Kristi Noem"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2010452609925255449)  2026-01-11T20:43Z 82.4K followers, [----] engagements


"Idiot Trumpsucker Marco Rubio posted about his Lord and Master no longer wasting American dollars in foreign lands. Except maybe for the trllions of taxpayer bucks which will be spent propping up Venezuela Cuba Iran and Colombia following Trump's armed invasions"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2010510713010213363)  2026-01-12T00:34Z 82.4K followers, [----] engagements


"Bari Weiss is refusing to air a single word critical of the Trump administration - she just canceled a segment on the Minnesota shooting. She's asked Tony Dokoupil to end each show by saying "We love you President Trump" Blowing a kiss was Tony's idea"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2010512136745750660)  2026-01-12T00:40Z 82.6K followers, 45.3K engagements


"Tony Dokoupil actually thinks the country is waiting for his wisdom about "listening to each other" and "what we owe our children." He's America's unwanted life coach and a CBS chatbot named Skippy the Douchebag"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2010709908484718614)  2026-01-12T13:46Z 82.5K followers, 39.2K engagements


"Trump's says he's seen "pieces" of the MELANIA movie and "it's incredible." He added "Wayne Gretzky told me he wants to see it." Gretzky is believed to be the only remaining subscriber at the Kennedy Center"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2010724210336047428)  2026-01-12T14:43Z 82.6K followers, 16.1K engagements


"Proud Boys and militia members have been hired as armed ICE agents which is what MAGAs love: legalized lynch mobs paid for by taxpayers. MAGAs aren't about obeying the law but weaponizing their hate"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2010754656751026516)  2026-01-12T16:44Z 82.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Bari Weiss has assured CBS she can "turn things around" with her new morning show co-hosted by Alina Habba and Lindsey Halligan who were available. It's called "Good Morning President Trump" and features a book club which looks at the photos in Melania's ghostwritten memoir"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2010795725068947859)  2026-01-12T19:27Z 82.6K followers, 89.3K engagements


"The Department of Defense sent a letter to a Canadian sex toys store asking it to stop sending butt plugs and vibrators to soldiers in Bahrain where such things are illegal. The remaining stock has been shipped directly to Lindsey Graham"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2010797850805072242)  2026-01-12T19:35Z 82.5K followers, [----] engagements


"If you think preventing a handful of trans athletes from competing in women's sports is more important than America starting foreign wars abolishing reproductive freedom ICE agents murdering citizens and Trump lying about election fraud you're probably watching CBS News"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2010871620403970269)  2026-01-13T00:28Z 82.5K followers, [----] engagements


"God bless MacKenzie Scott who donated $45 million to the Trevor Project an advocacy group for LGBTQ young people with a suicide prevention hotline. Trump defunded this group. Wouldn't it be nice if Scott Bessent Peter Thiel and Bari Weiss all openly gay matched Scott's generosity https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2010893097274581110 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2010893097274581110"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2010893097274581110)  2026-01-13T01:54Z 82.6K followers, 19.8K engagements


"Jeanine Pirro isn't backing off on her vindictive investigation of Jerome Powell declaring "I gonna winvestigate Perome Jowell cause he not Trumpyness so must be spanky I do it by me I lawyer sort of anyone got a box of beer I pay you and pork rinds""  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2011058212288512330)  2026-01-13T12:50Z 82.7K followers, [----] engagements


"Tony Dokoupil boy reporter is on his way to: - Mar-a-Lago for his nightly broadcast - Bari Weiss's office to get a dog biscuit and a gold star - An on-location Breaking News story at the MELANIA premiere - A non-partisan interview with someone he calls "the great Pam Bondi""  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2011065306165207417)  2026-01-13T13:18Z 82.7K followers, 51.5K engagements


"Scott Bessent is reportedly angry at Trump over the Jerome Powell investigation. Bessent expresses anger by: - Slapping his butler - Tossing his martini at a child - Stress-eating vanilla pudding - Yelling "peon" at Stop signs - Tripping Susie Wiles and laughing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2011069521445208504)  2026-01-13T13:35Z 82.7K followers, [----] engagements


"Bari Weiss's rules of journalism: - It's not a story without a comment from Katie Miller - Fairness means whatever Pete Hegseth says it means - Don't call me after [--] PM because I'll be having dinner with Jared Kushner - Real Americans don't care about decency"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2011126865558454680)  2026-01-13T17:23Z 82.6K followers, 34.7K engagements


"Karoline Leavitt told the press that Tony Dokoupil's upcoming interview with Trump will be "a short pull-aside." She explained "This means that Tony will wear rubber gloves bring paper towels and say 'Thank you Mr. President' afterwards""  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2011129266344268096)  2026-01-13T17:32Z 82.5K followers, [----] engagements


"A Bari Weiss memo ordered her staff to create stories every night with viral potential. Which is why the CBS Evening News now feels like COVID"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2011167145867284760)  2026-01-13T20:03Z 82.6K followers, 45.7K engagements


"Kristi Noem with and without makeup and hair extensions"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2011196182589042955)  2026-01-13T21:58Z 82.6K followers, 106K engagements


"Norah O'Donnell Maurice Dubois and John Dickerson are experienced journalists who know what they're doing Tony Dokoupil is a preening morning show airhead and Bari Weiss comes off like the editor of her school paper The Daily Me. Weiss and Dokoupil are bumbling amateurs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2011561200837087654)  2026-01-14T22:08Z 82.6K followers, 35.9K engagements


"Lara the Dumbest Trump just announced that her father-in-law will be sending people to Mars. To which the entire would responded "SEND LARA""  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2011565006933147760)  2026-01-14T22:24Z 82.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Pam Bondi replied furiously to a judge who decided that Lindsey Halligan had been illegally appointed as a prosecutor. In a letter Pam thundered "Ms. Halligan was the 4th RUNNER-UP AS MISS COLORADO And her talent competition was lying under oath""  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2011567018018029728)  2026-01-14T22:32Z 82.6K followers, [----] engagements


"This is: - Why the Messiah will never return - When your hair extensions have hair extensions - Why the shelves at Sephora are empty - If Jesus was crucified in Vegas - What happens when Venezuelan oil is used as mascara"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2011573767575912497)  2026-01-14T22:58Z 82.8K followers, [----] engagements


"Stories Bari Weiss will be airing: "Donald Trump Our Greatest President and A Close Personal Friend" "MELANIA Deserves An Oscar" "Katie and Stephen Miller: Still Sizzling Hot" "Greenland Has Always Been Part of America" "ICE Agents Are Helping Immigrants" "Thank You Kari Lake""  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2011626233696752004)  2026-01-15T02:27Z 82.7K followers, [----] engagements


"RFK JR criticized Trump's junk food diet saying "He's pumping himself full of poison all day long." To which Melania replied "Why are you teasing me""  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2011855827376718223)  2026-01-15T17:39Z 82.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Alina Habba and Lindsey Halligan seen here without photoshop are both demanding their jobs back as federal prosecutors after judges disqualified them. Says Alina "I didn't go to the Barbizon School of Law and Tarot for nothing""  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2011871582600212943)  2026-01-15T18:42Z 82.6K followers, [----] engagements


"In the sequel to MELANIA titled MORELANIA the First Lady is asked to visit sick children in a hospital and replies "Why" She's seen going through the WH couch cushions looking for change having her staff carry her across a room and trying to read a book by shaking it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2011875757518442514)  2026-01-15T18:58Z 82.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Riley Gaines and Payton McNabb are protesting trans women in sports after having traveled many days from Middle Earth"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2011881429496709629)  2026-01-15T19:21Z 82.6K followers, 64.5K engagements


""Members of the media aren't allowed to question any lie I tell or I'll throw a shrieking pep squad fit and curse at you for disrespecting my Christian hair and makeup. I am the voice of truth and you will SHUT UP OR I WILL HAVE MY DAD CALL YOUR DAD AND YOU'LL BE FUCKING SORRY""  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2011900575643013538)  2026-01-15T20:37Z 82.6K followers, [----] engagements


"This horror movie is called: Yowling Blondes of the Republican Party When Someone's Had Too Much Coffee Attack Of The Crucifix-Wearing Demons I WANT TO SEE THE MANAGER She-Wolves Of Mar-a-Lago The Night Dad Dumped Mom I AM NOT DRUNK WHERE IS MY CROISSANT SARAH"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2011904452928946244)  2026-01-15T20:52Z 82.6K followers, [----] engagements


"After claiming that fraud only happens in blue states Scott Bessent explained "When Republicans commit fraud it's to protect their families guns escorts and restricted country clubs so it's fine""  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2011906637829722188)  2026-01-15T21:01Z 82.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Bari Weiss is reporting that Trump will give Putin his FIFA award"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2011982532313542659)  2026-01-16T02:03Z 82.6K followers, [----] engagements


"According to the ratings the CBS Evening News is suffering from internal bleeding"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2011989430249099498)  2026-01-16T02:30Z 82.6K followers, 72.6K engagements


"Melania has reportedly cut Ivanka out of the MELANIA movie entirely. Including scenes where: - Ivanka keeps repeating "Speak English" - Melania keeps calling her "Yvonne" - Mud-wrestling during a spa day at Mar-a-Lago - At the Inauguration Ivanka asks if Melania is "on the list""  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2012163566309118224)  2026-01-16T14:02Z 82.8K followers, 19.7K engagements


"During a hearing on abortion drugs Josh Hawley irrationally asked a doctor "Can men get pregnant" The doctor should've responded with a photo of Hawley and his wife Erin explaining "Not like this they can't""  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2012167161024835708)  2026-01-16T14:16Z 82.6K followers, [----] engagements


"RFK Jr is now claiming cellphones can endanger your health. In this photo he thinks he's holding one"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2012168219604156661)  2026-01-16T14:21Z 82.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Kari Lake is claiming she won the election and is now president of Greenland"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2012170096442003528)  2026-01-16T14:28Z 82.6K followers, [----] engagements


"MAGA Moms Katie Miller and Katie Britt are chatting about: - Whether Satan loves that they have the same hair - Which is better: homeschooling or Hitler Youth - Is "Katie" the new Karen - Making your own anti-depressants - How to stop your kids from reading books"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2012174018778902775)  2026-01-16T14:44Z 82.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Bari Weiss has admitted that she only hired Tony Dokoupil after Scott Baio said no"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2012228680244756751)  2026-01-16T18:21Z 82.6K followers, [----] engagements


"After watching Heated Rivalry Lindsey Graham says it's more important to invade Canada than ever declaring "We need those butts""  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2012269638411784465)  2026-01-16T21:04Z 82.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Theaters are reporting that almost no tickets have been sold to Melania's movie but it has received a sitting ovation"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2012284700878913717)  2026-01-16T22:03Z 82.7K followers, [----] engagements


"World-class moron Megyn Kelly says Tony Dokoupil is bombing because "He's a lesbian's idea of what women want" referring to openly gay producer Bari Weiss. Megyn doesn't seem to realize that what lesbians want are women"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2012285669339546062)  2026-01-16T22:07Z 82.9K followers, 11.2K engagements


"Pam Bondi has admitted to "glitches" in her inability to release millions of pages from the Epstein Files. Webster's now defines "glitches" as "mentions of Donald Trump""  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2012287502946566474)  2026-01-16T22:15Z 82.7K followers, 17.6K engagements


"Melania's speech today on AI received a passionate response"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2012290589656539556)  2026-01-16T22:27Z 82.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Kyrsten Sinema has been accused of having sex with a member of her security team and sending him "lascivious" messages and a photo of herself in just a towel. She's believed to isolate her prey and then devour them"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2012309476334878885)  2026-01-16T23:42Z 82.9K followers, 242.4K engagements


"Riley Gaines and Karoline Leavitt are: - Sorority sisters pregnant by the same married professor - Runners-up from when Stephen Miller was The Bachelor - Fighting over who gets to bring Trump his Metamucil - Examples of the Supercuts "MAGA Mom Overage Prom Tousle""  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2012531734781284372)  2026-01-17T14:25Z 82.7K followers, 10.5K engagements


"Katy Tur is telling hubby Tony Dokoupil: "We don't need two incomes" "Should we revive our Donny and Marie tribute act" "Why do they keep giving you big words" "Ratings aren't everything. But don't look at yours" "So tell me about hugging JD Vance""  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2012542390788128834)  2026-01-17T15:07Z 82.7K followers, 30K engagements


"Kristi Noem is pointing at: - A tree that might be a domestic terrorist - A truck filled with her makeup driving away - Her adulterous lover Corey Lewandowski hitting on a crossing guard - A mother and child who need to be violently arrested because - "I don't need a reason""  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2012558788323152208)  2026-01-17T16:13Z 82.8K followers, [----] engagements


"The Martha Graham Dance Company has canceled its centennial appearance at the Kennedy Center the latest of many artists refusing to perform there. But KC director and Trump lapdog Ric Grenell insists "We're in negotiations with the Billy Graham Dance Company""  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2012560620206350378)  2026-01-17T16:20Z 82.8K followers, [----] engagements


"Alina Habba has announced plans to run for Lindsey Halligan's Fourth Runner-Up position in the Miss Colorado pageant"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2012584355814625731)  2026-01-17T17:54Z 82.6K followers, 10.6K engagements


"Bari Weiss posted a lie about the Minnesota shooting because Trump told her to. To reward her Trump has appointed her Grand Inquisitor at Hogwarts"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2012640742980673808)  2026-01-17T21:38Z 82.6K followers, 13.9K engagements


"Melania has released a new image from her movie where she greets thousands of empty seats at the the Kennedy Center premiere"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2012648459388510481)  2026-01-17T22:09Z 82.6K followers, 14.4K engagements


"Bari Weiss kissed Trump after a Sixty Minutes interview because that's what professional unbiased journalists do. Cronkite made out with Mao. Hiring Bari to run CBS News will go down with the Edsel and New Coke as catastrophic failures"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2012677114386862171)  2026-01-18T00:03Z 82.6K followers, 68.3K engagements


"Tony Dokoupil whined to steelworkers about how hard his job is. Because: - He has to work for [--] minutes five days a week - Bari Weiss telling him the bad ratings are his fault - Running out of hairspray - Pronouncing big words like "factory" - Slow room service at Mar-a-Lago"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2012882203219218541)  2026-01-18T13:38Z 82.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Because the movie's selling zero tickets its title is being changed to: IVANKA FIRST LADY NAKED BE THE ONLY ONE IN YOUR STATE TO SEE THIS STAR WARS: MRS. JABBA THE HUTT GOLLUM'S SISTER REHEATED RIVALRY SLOVENIAN RHAPSODY"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2012885884719313188)  2026-01-18T13:52Z 82.7K followers, [----] engagements


"This is: - The day she began writing "Mrs. Bari Trump" in her journal - Trump kisses someone he thinks is Susie Wiles - The death of CBS News - The housekeeper from Epstein Island visits the WH - Stephen Miller's cousin Debbie - Bring Your Corrupt Fake Journalist To Work Day"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2012886978161693104)  2026-01-18T13:57Z 82.6K followers, [----] engagements


"This is: - Someone waiting to see the manager - Karoline when Bari Weiss is late for their daily brunch - The morning Mar-a-Lago ran out of vodka - Right before she calls ICE on the waiter - When you've put on your hospital gown but the cosmetic surgeon is backed up"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2012900827522867256)  2026-01-18T14:52Z 82.6K followers, 13.3K engagements


"It's being reported that Pete Hegseth insists on applying makeup before diplomatic meetings and carries a small compact to powder his face. But many people think he's gone too far"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2012960561894494312)  2026-01-18T18:49Z 82.8K followers, [----] engagements


"Bari Weiss was appointed to run CBS News for the same reason Ric Grenell was hired to run the Kennedy Center: to bankrupt the place"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2012998717838627267)  2026-01-18T21:21Z 82.6K followers, 30.4K engagements


"After just a few months as ambassador Kimberly Guilfoyle is recommending that Trump invade Greece because "There's a bunch of antique stuff here that you could spray-paint gold and put in your office""  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2013000184301555842)  2026-01-18T21:26Z 82.6K followers, 30.3K engagements


"Sarah Huckabee Sanders is taking her kids on an archaeological tour of the West Bank where they screamed after finding some [-----] year-old coins in a cave. Then they found a [----] year-old note from Melania reading "THOSE ARE MINE""  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2013005390116536507)  2026-01-18T21:47Z 82.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Trump keeps blathering about "trillions" of dollars in foreign investment and "unprecedented growth." Yet he can't produce a penny of that money and almost no new factories are being built in the US. It's a Ponzi scheme which requires no one to remember the earlier lies"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2013036397024718987)  2026-01-18T23:50Z 82.8K followers, 16.5K engagements


"It's now been scientifically proven that Lara Trump dancing caused COVID"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2013319818221392163)  2026-01-19T18:37Z 82.8K followers, [----] engagements


"Bari Weiss has been added to the MELANIA movie as a sidekick who sighs "You've got the best husband in the world" "You're like a beautiful princess" and "Can we visit your enchanted money cavern with all its golden splendor""  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2013322773632844155)  2026-01-19T18:48Z 82.6K followers, [----] engagements


"The Trump-Kennedy Center has finally booked a show: Lindsey Graham as Tevye in Fiddler on the Roof"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2013326698993893619)  2026-01-19T19:04Z 82.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Tony Dokoupil is thinking: "Why do people call me Skippy the Douchebag" "Why hasn't Trump called It's been [--] minutes" "Is it bad when the ratings go down" "Could I get my old job back At the Mar-a-Lago gift shop" "The MELANIA premiere is gonna be dope""  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2013338676177076446)  2026-01-19T19:52Z 82.9K followers, [----] engagements


"First image of the Trumps waiting for Jared to visit them in prison"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2013608032693862554)  2026-01-20T13:42Z 82.7K followers, [----] engagements


"Lara Trump dancing has been scientifically linked to hundreds of deaths worldwide from people whose last words were "I can't unsee it""  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2013687836025737509)  2026-01-20T18:59Z 82.9K followers, [----] engagements


"This is: - Every serial killer - Every divorced Dad who bought a Jeep Cherokee instead of paying child support - Every junior college professor being investigated by HR - Every husband on Dateline being interviewed in prison - Every guy on the subway who claims "You touched ME""  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2013690597555458296)  2026-01-20T19:10Z 82.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Trump is going to Davos: - Because he thinks it's in Greenland - To avoid seeing the MELANIA movie - To remember his ski weekend there with Jeffrey Epstein - Because maybe Switzerland will surprise him with a Nobel - Because he can't go anywhere in the US without getting booed"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2013692706904494454)  2026-01-20T19:18Z 82.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Bari Weiss is giving: - Storefront psychic making bail - Your Mom doing her club act in the basement - Not noticing while her interns place bets on when she'll be fired - A grad student attending a rally in [----] - The Manson girl who made her own jewelry"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2013702649716056496)  2026-01-20T19:58Z 82.7K followers, [----] engagements


"After being confronted with Trump's own words about invading Greenland because he didn't get the Nobel Scott Bessent sniffed on CNBC "I think it's a complete canard that there's any kind of an equivalence." Bessent then adjusted his wig and asked a footman to summon his carriage https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2013734306393247895 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2013734306393247895"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2013734306393247895)  2026-01-20T22:04Z 82.7K followers, [----] engagements


"Invading and seizing another country is a strange way of demanding the Nobel Peace Prize but that's how a five-time draft dodger thinks. He's also having ICE agents drag patients out of hospitals and shoot American citizens. Hitler would be proud"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2013755431085056091)  2026-01-20T23:28Z 82.9K followers, [----] engagements


"After Lindsey Halligan was fired as an illegally appointed prosecutor Pam Bondi insisted Halligan had "served with the utmost distinction." She added "Lindsey has in fact requested a leave to spend more time with her hair""  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2014141673530446081)  2026-01-22T01:02Z 82.7K followers, [----] engagements


""President Trump did not confuse Greenland with Iceland [--] times. He was talking about Graceland and Disneyland both of which he will Invade and seize. I have watched the video of FROZEN many times and you can clearly see Mr. Trump creating an ice palace while singing""  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2014394886670143966)  2026-01-22T17:49Z 82.7K followers, [----] engagements


"At Davos after Scott Bessent called Gavin Newsom "Patrick Bateman meets Sparkle Beach Ken" the correct response would be: "Oh Scott you bitch" "At least Gavin's not Drunk Blake Carrington meets Barbie's Skeevey Stepfather" "Oh snap Miss Prissy Lips""  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2014403298191642784)  2026-01-22T18:22Z 82.7K followers, [----] engagements


"After both being fired as prosecutors Lindsey Halligan and Alina Habba refused to sign autographs at Stop & Shop"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2014403942755570157)  2026-01-22T18:25Z 82.7K followers, [----] engagements


"Melania manages to be both incredibly lazy and insanely greedy. She wants to be highly compensated for doing nothing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2014466458491748706)  2026-01-22T22:33Z 82.9K followers, 19.7K engagements


"Karoline Leavitt just insisted that the large bruise on Trump's hand is actually a map of Greenland "as a reminder""  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2014491511732248875)  2026-01-23T00:12Z 82.7K followers, [----] engagements


"Trump threw a tantrum and officially disinvited Canada to join his bogus Board of Peace. It's like being disinvited to the premiere of MELANIA"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2014678654920360071)  2026-01-23T12:36Z 82.7K followers, 13.5K engagements


"Pam Bondi is sweating because she was asked: "What is your real hair color" "Did you meet Alina Habba at a bachelorette party at Red Lobster" "Did you trade the Epstein Files for magic beans" "Can you spell DOJ" "Will you be replaced by a broken toaster oven""  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2014697711094628707)  2026-01-23T13:52Z 82.8K followers, [----] engagements


"For Jared's 45th birthday Ivanka posted "You lead with thoughtfulness vision and heart." Which made even Jared ask "Who the hell are you talking about""  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2014699424610460087)  2026-01-23T13:59Z 82.9K followers, [----] engagements


"In a pro-life rant Mike Johnson claims that his mother almost aborted him. To which the world responded "Don't tease""  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2014800405268516912)  2026-01-23T20:40Z 82.7K followers, [----] engagements


"Karoline Leavitt is insisting that Trump met with "the true leader of Greenland who handed over the entire valley unconditionally""  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2014823259041083646)  2026-01-23T22:11Z 82.7K followers, [----] engagements


"The ball cap without Kristi Noem has a higher approval rating and IQ"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2014837974525968407)  2026-01-23T23:09Z 82.9K followers, [----] engagements


"To promote her movie Melania will be ringing the bell to open the NY Stock Exchange while screaming "THERE'S SUPPOSED TO BE MONEY HERE WHERE IS THE MONEY I HAVE GARBAGE BAGS AND A SUITCASE""  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2015084442985869643)  2026-01-24T15:29Z 82.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Jared Kushner has proposed a $25 billion plan for turning Gaza into a resort and theme park "the way Donald Trump has revitalized America's heartland""  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2015091977352511835)  2026-01-24T15:59Z 82.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Mike Johnson claims "I was the product of an unplanned teen pregnancy." He continued "My Mom met Satan in a bar he offered her hard cider and cheap jewelry and soon she was giving birth on an altar surrounded by flames. I had a tail and horns until I was 12""  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2015102317234725364)  2026-01-24T16:40Z 82.9K followers, [----] engagements


"A new CBS kids' show SAFARI WITH BARI features: - Animal fun as Katie and Stephen Miller eat flies - Bari's Buddies with Bari and Trump making friendship bracelets - Bluey 'N Bessent as Scott "invests" Bluey's earnings - Bari sings "Readin' & Riotin'" with the Proud Boys"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2015114881876238575)  2026-01-24T17:30Z 82.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Find me the person saying: "Our whole family's going to see the MELANIA movie" "Every time she says 'America' we're going to throw coins at the screen" "Who's playing Jeffrey Epstein" "I haven't been this excited since Lara's new single" "I loved her as the Joker""  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2015184924282585505)  2026-01-24T22:08Z 82.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Bari Weiss is already demanding a piece on The Heroes Of ICE"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2015222239394685212)  2026-01-25T00:36Z 82.9K followers, [----] engagements


"JD Vance and Mike Johnson are speaking at an anti-abortion rally in DC. As a ventriloquist act called Jeddo and L'il Mister Mikey"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2015545868607213904)  2026-01-25T22:02Z 82.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Trump is sending his goon Tom Homan to investigate the murders in Minneapolis. In return Homan has asked for $50K in unmarked bills to be left in a paper bag at the airport his usual fee"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2015841394888225242)  2026-01-26T17:36Z 82.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Trump is desperately distancing himself but his first response to the murder of VA nurse Alex Pretti was total praise and celebration. He ordered that death and owns it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2015907722407854349)  2026-01-26T22:00Z 82.8K followers, [----] engagements


"This is: - When Kristi Noem saw herself without filters - When Home Depot ran out of spackle - When she walked in on Corey Lewandowski putting her hair extensions on a floor lamp and kissing it - When she heard "You're under arrest" and the cuffs were on her"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2015999965609259365)  2026-01-27T04:07Z 82.8K followers, [---] engagements


"Here are Trump's creepy sons bragging about killing a beautiful animal and here's Doug Jones' gay son Carson who's a zookeeper"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/941394886657527808)  2017-12-14T19:50Z 80.4K followers, [---] engagements

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