# ![@PKPatchworks Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::1093908829945954304.png) @PKPatchworks PK Patchworks

PK Patchworks posts on X about if you, money, in the, eat the most. They currently have [------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [---------] engagements in the last [--] hours.

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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
[finance](/list/finance)  [technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  [countries](/list/countries)  [social networks](/list/social-networks)  [gaming](/list/gaming)  [stocks](/list/stocks)  [celebrities](/list/celebrities)  [automotive brands](/list/automotive-brands)  [musicians](/list/musicians)  [us election](/list/us-election) 

**Social topic influence**
[if you](/topic/if-you), [money](/topic/money), [in the](/topic/in-the), [eat](/topic/eat), [usual](/topic/usual), [lake](/topic/lake), [events](/topic/events), [has been](/topic/has-been), [drop](/topic/drop), [anime](/topic/anime)

**Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by**
[@biocentering](/creator/undefined) [@thesourkraut](/creator/undefined) [@deadairsilencer](/creator/undefined) [@kobuntho](/creator/undefined) [@cruxnet](/creator/undefined) [@docstrangelove2](/creator/undefined) [@ghostvana46](/creator/undefined) [@soitsuthesilly](/creator/undefined) [@tacticoolharu](/creator/undefined) [@weaponoutfitter](/creator/undefined) [@koshkabaluga](/creator/undefined) [@umiisagi](/creator/undefined) [@hanakoxyria](/creator/undefined) [@jerrycurld](/creator/undefined) [@remilianephys](/creator/undefined) [@gingerkitsu](/creator/undefined) [@basedbinkie](/creator/undefined) [@shitpostgate](/creator/undefined) [@ricowagner793](/creator/undefined) [@dianexis](/creator/undefined)

**Top assets mentioned**
[Alphabet Inc Class A (GOOGL)](/topic/google) [GrokCoin (GROKCOIN)](/topic/grok)
### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"🚨🚨 Reports are beginning to surface of an unknown but extremely skilled racer that's been nicknamed "The Ghost of Akina". So far he's reported to have bested at least [--] racers in Akina Oblast"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1497733124591177734)  2022-02-27T00:39Z 20.2K followers, [--] engagements


"I'm getting hit with a 15% self-employment tax on top of my 12% federal income tax and 6% state income tax. At this rate I can't even afford the cheapest insurance due to it. Why are you more than doubling my federal income tax as punishment for being self-employed At [--] I will never see a cent of Social Security in my lifetime. Why am I being forced to pay for a service that I will never receive"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1626955647425163269)  2023-02-18T14:43Z 20.9K followers, 129.7K engagements


"I just accidentally asked for a biden blast at the taco bell drive thru"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1676035898838745089)  2023-07-04T01:11Z 22.9K followers, 25.4K engagements


"Couldn't afford a security system at the new place so I had to improvise"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1678226643221987328)  2023-07-10T02:17Z 14.9K followers, 95.6K engagements


"🚨🚨 BIG ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨🚨 Due to unfortunate circumstances we are retiring about half of our shop inventory permanently. This is our cull list with current inventory counts. All of these are active on the site now. Some of these have been out of stock and have come back with"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1681418309068095491)  2023-07-19T03:52Z 14.9K followers, 62.3K engagements


"Hey everyone just wanted to say thank yall for the huge outpouring of support. I've had all sorts of people checking in and it really means the world to me. I've still got loads of stuff in stock that's weighing me down and I'd hate to just throw it away. You can still use the"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1681775036242247682)  2023-07-19T23:09Z 14.9K followers, 20.8K engagements


"I'm in a creative downward spiral rn I'm making patches out of absolutely anything"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1686847376781201408)  2023-08-02T21:12Z 14.9K followers, 42.4K engagements


"gm patch idea"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1687887215957782528)  2023-08-06T02:54Z 14.9K followers, 16.1K engagements


"Highly marketable OC idea that nobody has ever had before: tan tomboy with sharp teeth and lots of muscles but not too much and freckles and a kinda revealing outfit but not too revealing and also she's an A10 Warthog close air support attack aircraft"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1688409052890464256)  2023-08-07T04:37Z 14.9K followers, 12.6K engagements


"Coming Friday"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1688954551045435399)  2023-08-08T16:45Z 14.9K followers, 42.8K engagements


"Absolutely insane that dudes are out here posting stolen videos on twitter and baiting for rage clicks making six figures from ad revenue sharing and I'm netting maybe 30k after taxes running a business that provides tangible goods and services to people. Talk about demotivating"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1689065632904392704)  2023-08-09T00:06Z 14.9K followers, 13.4K engagements


"It seems that despite running an anime fan merch shop account I've been labelled as anti-anime for the crime of paying rent. You can't make this stuff up"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1689162335988924417)  2023-08-09T06:30Z 14.9K followers, 42.4K engagements


"WIP Trench raider Tomoe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1689789527303348224)  2023-08-11T00:03Z 14.9K followers, 18.5K engagements


"Take a break for a few days Come back Almost [--] dm's about "lost" orders More than half of these orders were less than [--] days old when they sent the email Amazon [--] day shipping has people absolutely SPOILED bro be patient 😩"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1692374426254221530)  2023-08-18T03:14Z 14.9K followers, 25.5K engagements


"Shadow wizard milsim gang feat. somogear"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1692675955389518206)  2023-08-18T23:12Z 14.9K followers, 32.9K engagements


"Words cannot describe just how down bad I was for this chick back in 6th grade"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1694194584027365828)  2023-08-23T03:47Z 14.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Gen [--] warfare vs Gen [--] you love to see it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1694792330727858405)  2023-08-24T19:22Z 14.9K followers, [----] engagements


"I sell embroidered anime tits for a living and can't afford health insurance lmao it's so over"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1695514163710140726)  2023-08-26T19:10Z 15K followers, 29.9K engagements


"So are we supposed to be mad at anime operator girls now No shit they're more popular than your male self insert character. Anime girls are cute and I bet they stink real good too"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1699521120498565182)  2023-09-06T20:33Z 20.2K followers, 11.2K engagements


"@TacticoolHaru @WeaponOutfitter Had to whip out the ol playstation for this one. Ya boy's still got it 😎"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1703556458560839821)  2023-09-17T23:48Z 14.9K followers, [----] engagements


""You're really just going to violate intellectual property laws to make merch of my character" ". " ". " "and i'm going to pay off my sailboat doing it ""  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1707824543224504708)  2023-09-29T18:27Z 14.9K followers, 44.5K engagements


"My Mexican friend gave me a nickname idk what it means but it sounds cool 😎👍"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1710056978947440931)  2023-10-05T22:18Z 14.9K followers, [----] engagements


"I am on my hands and knees begging PSA to please just mill the trunnion locking surfaces correctly there's literally no excuse for why yall can't do this correctly"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1710349980987224211)  2023-10-06T17:43Z 20.5K followers, 11K engagements


"If you've got one of those $12 amazon blackhead vacuums do NOT set it to high under any circumstances 💀"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1711844090768138394)  2023-10-10T20:40Z 14.9K followers, 44.5K engagements


"Since this post is breaking into skincare twitter I just wanna say that if you have XX chromosomes and stink real bad I need you to dm me immediately"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1712185784420184496)  2023-10-11T19:17Z [--] followers, [----] engagements


"escape from surplus store (this whole fit cost $7) buy my patches"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1714808742200356904)  2023-10-19T01:00Z 22.8K followers, 41.2K engagements


"Everyone I talk to these days wants to "prep" by buying random gadgets and gimmicky novelty items. All of this cost me about $160 after coupons. Roughly [---] cans of food. Logistics chains are fragile. I encourage all of you to stock up on food while competition for it is minimal"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1715476447299559848)  2023-10-20T21:13Z 13.7K followers, 17.7K engagements


"@KoshkaBaluga Decent value kinda bulky. Not always the most nutritionally dense food out there. Usually heavily processed which is a turn-off for me. Overall good if you have a lot of mouths to feed and have plenty of storage space. Meta for rural bug-in"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1715479996507058224)  2023-10-20T21:27Z 14.9K followers, [---] engagements


"submitting my resume for a cashier position at burger king and it's just a sticky note that says I'm a 33rd degree freemason with a bachelor's in salmonella"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1716142231910821904)  2023-10-22T17:19Z 13.7K followers, [----] engagements


"Isekai ticket. Patch goes live next week"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1718048070368166135)  2023-10-27T23:32Z 14.4K followers, 11.6K engagements


"These anime con types are a different breed man"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1718379313005789315)  2023-10-28T21:28Z 13.9K followers, 290.5K engagements


"look at my recruiter dawg we aint winning ww3 💀💀"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1720861406432534560)  2023-11-04T17:51Z 13.9K followers, 56.4K engagements


"Aight I'm making an F35 anime girl what do yall want her to look like"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1721614642781270430)  2023-11-06T19:44Z 14.3K followers, 137.3K engagements


"Naming my first child Renal Failure"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1725329897722114319)  2023-11-17T01:47Z 14.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Since I missed Thanksgiving Black Friday Cyber Monday Christmas and New Years sales I'm launching a "we're so back" sale. 25% off everything with the code "SOBACK" now through the 14th. All proceeds will go to buying cheesy roll ups (I'm so broke rn it's unreal)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1744474124368458208)  2024-01-08T21:40Z [--] followers, 22.4K engagements


"Teaser for the latest installment of our short film series "Stories from the Zone""  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1744574931445117216)  2024-01-09T04:20Z 14.9K followers, 71.3K engagements


"Got commissioned to make this patch for some sort of group in "eastern europe" idk what it's for but it goes hard"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1746918780561691011)  2024-01-15T15:34Z 23.3K followers, 101.5K engagements


"this is peak female character design"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1748010415378866541)  2024-01-18T15:52Z 14.9K followers, 552K engagements


"@Umiisagi what did I do to deserve this pls"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1748201547878551768)  2024-01-19T04:31Z 20.1K followers, [---] engagements


"Do I acquire tarkov kit and larp innawoods or acquire pc to play tark (i will get mad at it)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1748407533692195276)  2024-01-19T18:10Z 14.9K followers, [----] engagements


"new larp meta just dropped the woods are so [----] in [----] we're just going through drive throughs in kit and weirding out the employees https://t.co/cnF1zJrusG https://t.co/cnF1zJrusG"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1748758319055991043)  2024-01-20T17:24Z 14.9K followers, [----] engagements


"drinking out of stanley cups exclusively to leadmaxx and cultivate aggressive tendencies"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1752514885592797305)  2024-01-31T02:11Z 14.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Rare fitnesspost. So I've been playing with unorthodox bulking techniques for a few months now and wanted to share my results. To start I lost about [--] pounds to set a baseline. I then started taking heavy doses of K2 B12 Calcium Hydroxyapatite Cissus Quadrangularis and about half a gallon of raw milk daily. I switched up my exercise routine as well just to maintain what I've got nothing super intense. I didn't want to put on any muscle and potentially throw off my numbers. After just a few months I've noticed fairly significant weight gain without any changes to my measurements which leads"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1753803629759242445)  2024-02-03T15:32Z 15.1K followers, [----] engagements


"We're making every effort to not turn our STALKER film into Call of Tarkov like so many other people have. We're using practical effects real guns and in some cases real rounds. We like to think of it as a sort of alternative for original fans rather than more modern audiences. Preview #2 for the second installment of our short film series Stories From the Zone - "Monolith Incursion". Full release coming soon. https://t.co/9GyW7IAIgF Preview #2 for the second installment of our short film series Stories From the Zone - "Monolith Incursion". Full release coming soon. https://t.co/9GyW7IAIgF"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1753836254511173881)  2024-02-03T17:42Z 15.9K followers, 39.1K engagements


"Sent out the world's fastest email this morning to cancel production of my Selen patch. There are no words that can properly convey my disappointment with Nijisanji"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1754527906984796214)  2024-02-05T15:30Z 15.1K followers, 25.8K engagements


"It's 2:51 AM and I'm forcing the intern to organize all the old stickers that I'm just gonna throw in the trash tomorrow"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1755137217574449396)  2024-02-07T07:51Z 15.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Patch idea Patch idea. oh https://t.co/7TajMBWFcz oh https://t.co/7TajMBWFcz"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1756850495497416799)  2024-02-12T01:19Z 15.3K followers, [----] engagements


"So for those of you wondering if I'd be making merch for any of the remaining Nijisanji talents all I'll say is this. "Lol" "Lmao even""  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1757224607164035164)  2024-02-13T02:06Z 15.3K followers, 24.4K engagements


"the fit is dubious in nature"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1757441572726038891)  2024-02-13T16:28Z 15.3K followers, [----] engagements


"Got a haircut and someone told me I looked like Post Malone but without the face tattoos. Still trying to process it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1757605736887071133)  2024-02-14T03:20Z 15.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Some kind of weird dog idk Patch drops today at 6PM EST"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1757790254637994204)  2024-02-14T15:33Z 15.3K followers, [----] engagements


"@hanako_xyria @the_Sourkraut we gotta make this happen you can draw on my face with a sharpie or something if you want 😤👌"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1757798672362803667)  2024-02-14T16:07Z 15.3K followers, [--] engagements


"I'm not good at this whole social media thing so here's the full drop list for tonight I spent basically all my money on this so pls spread the word thanks : )"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1757837555653828789)  2024-02-14T18:41Z 15.3K followers, 24.4K engagements


"MY PHONE OVERHEATED AND HARD CRASHED [--] TIMES FROM ALL THE ORDER NOTIFICATIONS PLEASE HAVE MERCY"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1757906701074727222)  2024-02-14T23:16Z 15.3K followers, 11.2K engagements


"Signs in the rural South be like"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1758225231016013841)  2024-02-15T20:22Z 15.3K followers, [----] engagements


"I sincerely appreciate yalls support with this drop just please be patient while we try to get these out. We have ONE warehouse guy and he's up to his eyeballs in orders right now 😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1760198283421458531)  2024-02-21T07:02Z 15.4K followers, [----] engagements


"uhhhh fellas"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1761280435596771628)  2024-02-24T06:42Z 15.5K followers, [----] engagements


"This intro sequence hits like an ancestral blood memory"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1761595999074598913)  2024-02-25T03:36Z 15.5K followers, [----] engagements


"I don't get how it's so hard as a company to get merch made without leaving your business partners hanging. Sadly this seems to be a common issue in the community and I can't help but feel for these creators. I'm admittedly fairly new to making vtuber merch but I've been running my business selling similar anime fanmerch since [----]. I understand being overwhelmed by sudden inflows of orders and cash but is it really that hard to put a check in the mail"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1762916883555131644)  2024-02-28T19:05Z 15.6K followers, [----] engagements


"@kobuntho I understand this is all speculative but if that's the case it's very disappointing. I can't fathom how people manage to let something as ultimately transient as money get to their heads. Very sad if true"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1762919272215462305)  2024-02-28T19:14Z 15.6K followers, [--] engagements


"Remember to reach out to the homies on occasion. Even if ya aint talked in a long while. You never know what people are going through. It could save a life"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1763248814368956503)  2024-02-29T17:04Z 15.6K followers, [----] engagements


"I was hitting it off with someone earlier and when we exchanged contact info and she pointed out that my last name was her first name but spelled slightly different. She flat said "this isnt gonna work" and deleted my contact right there in front of me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1765555981377749239)  2024-03-07T01:52Z 15.7K followers, [----] engagements


"My local coin shop has lost its mind bro what is this 😒"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1765881570634698753)  2024-03-07T23:25Z 15.7K followers, [----] engagements


"Aight let's hear it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1767948438946095190)  2024-03-13T16:18Z 15.7K followers, [----] engagements


"Less than [--] hours from submission to approval 🤙"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1770505198504477093)  2024-03-20T17:38Z 15.8K followers, 225.4K engagements


"Range day after The Gathering. Had a major baffle strike incident with a @DeadAirSilencer Wolverine. The locking mechanism worked itself loose during use resulting in wobble on forward part of can causing back to back strikes. [--] baffles severely damaged plus the end cap. Base remained secure throughout. Sub-500 rounds through it. Barrel was confirmed concentric by smith can was also installed by smith. Very very disappointed. Less than [--] hours from submission to approval 🤙 https://t.co/NuADVRWPF5 Less than [--] hours from submission to approval 🤙 https://t.co/NuADVRWPF5"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1771673894446833741)  2024-03-23T23:02Z 15.9K followers, 188.5K engagements


"@jerrycurld @DeadAirSilencer I'm honestly considering just getting another one. It'd probably be quicker at this rate lmao"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1771724669919301848)  2024-03-24T02:24Z 15.8K followers, [----] engagements


"Video of when the strikes happened. You'll note the wobble on the forward part of the can while the base remains secure. Range day after The Gathering. Had a major baffle strike incident with a @DeadAirSilencer Wolverine. The locking mechanism worked itself loose during use resulting in wobble on forward part of can causing back to back strikes. [--] baffles severely damaged plus the end cap. Base https://t.co/OVIrfziOXN Range day after The Gathering. Had a major baffle strike incident with a @DeadAirSilencer Wolverine. The locking mechanism worked itself loose during use resulting in wobble on"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1771976764589310223)  2024-03-24T19:05Z 20.1K followers, 13.3K engagements


"got gifted a half used amazon gift card yall gimme some ridiculous text to put on a hat"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1772033803633963196)  2024-03-24T22:52Z 15.8K followers, 15.1K engagements


"@Remilia_Nephys Upotte completely financially ruined me. I've been on a near decade long quest to collect the entire "cast" of the series and man some of these things are RARE. I recently picked up an FNC and the price tag made me want to cry 😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1772286168224174297)  2024-03-25T15:35Z 15.8K followers, [----] engagements


"To all my Catholic and Protestant friends I wish you a good Easter. No matter what may come to pass whatever struggles and tribulation we may face remember that it all all pales in comparison to the pain of crucifixion. When we view things through the lens of crucifixion our daily struggles suddenly become so much more tolerable. We must learn to laugh at these worldly things while we continue to keep the faith. What I see around me would drive me insane if I did not know that no matter what happens God will have the last word. -Father Paisios"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1774120362696953885)  2024-03-30T17:03Z 15.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Orders will resume shipping once I'm back from my long weekend in Monaco"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1774995273791508797)  2024-04-02T03:00Z 15.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Our package of preorder stuff got held up by customs. Working on trying to get it in hand. Thanks for sticking with us yall"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1777013660998619594)  2024-04-07T16:40Z 15.9K followers, [----] engagements


"I would like to once again remind everyone that if your order's tracking info says "Tracking Number Provided USPS Awaiting Item" it is because we printed the shipping label and have not given USPS the package yet. It is not lost. It is in pre-shipment processing. The preorder inventory should be released from customs soon and we'll get it out as soon as it's in. Thank you all for your patience"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1777542065938649327)  2024-04-09T03:40Z 15.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Hound Wolf Holo WIP"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1778444814649831622)  2024-04-11T15:27Z 20.1K followers, 13.9K engagements


"Google "Vtuber Inflation" for more information on this life is about accepting that a gallon of milk will eventually cost [--] dollars. life is about accepting that a gallon of milk will eventually cost [--] dollars"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1779223890616598876)  2024-04-13T19:03Z 16.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Ace Combat squadron patches but with anime girls"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1779564982784401610)  2024-04-14T17:38Z 16.2K followers, 17.4K engagements


"Okay so funny thing about those hypothetical Ace Combat waifu patches; I already made them and they're hitting the shop in just a few weeks 🤙 Ace Combat squadron patches but with anime girls Ace Combat squadron patches but with anime girls"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1779922293369532758)  2024-04-15T17:18Z 23.3K followers, 17K engagements


"@Ginger_Kitsu [--] years man. That's crazy. You know we stay repping it though 💪💪"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1781755413613941226)  2024-04-20T18:42Z 16.2K followers, [----] engagements


"I've successfully created the loudest thing ever. The blast coming off of it causes blurry vision and nausea almost immediately. Also it weighs [--] pounds"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1782880831343653151)  2024-04-23T21:14Z 16.8K followers, 1.7M engagements


"@basedbinkie Best money I ever spent 🤙"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1782965793195442533)  2024-04-24T02:52Z 16.7K followers, 49.6K engagements


"Just turned 28"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1782984665063665796)  2024-04-24T04:07Z 16.7K followers, 17.7K engagements


"There are two kinds of people during the cicada outbreak here in SC right now. Those who have tennis rackets and those who don't. I'm running up on these screaming little bastards with the akimbo goodwill rackets and personally I'm having a fantastic time. NEW: Cicadas are so noisy in a South Carolina county that residents are calling the police - AP https://t.co/yg0Bk3Z0oO NEW: Cicadas are so noisy in a South Carolina county that residents are calling the police - AP https://t.co/yg0Bk3Z0oO"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1783286495463239948)  2024-04-25T00:06Z 16.7K followers, [----] engagements


"@ShitpostGate You were bidding on it too Lmao"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1784795298495172892)  2024-04-29T04:02Z 16.7K followers, [----] engagements


"Man. If the helldivers community could simply not fall apart right after I spent like $3000 getting a ton of fanmerch made that would be GREAT"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1786491941317759286)  2024-05-03T20:24Z 16.8K followers, 31.5K engagements


"@RicoWagner793 @Dianexis I generally operate on a handshake and the assumption that ones word is good. I like to believe in the best in people but getting done dirty like this is awful disappointing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1786503642758926591)  2024-05-03T21:10Z 16.8K followers, [---] engagements


"you have to be kidding me https://t.co/nW5RUhn4Rd you have to be kidding me https://t.co/nW5RUhn4Rd"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1788278533946577172)  2024-05-08T18:43Z 16.8K followers, 56.9K engagements


"@NoZaku_78 I don't even know what the beef is man I've been living under a rock for a over a month 💀"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1790414847231901699)  2024-05-14T16:12Z 16.8K followers, [---] engagements


"@Stubbs_GunGuy I uh. I'm not sure if people would want that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1790416547116179659)  2024-05-14T16:19Z 16.8K followers, [---] engagements


"Alright alright. You guys win. I'll show the rest of it soon 👀 What Frieren patch do yall wanna see (there are multiple) What Frieren patch do yall wanna see (there are multiple)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1790431485150769311)  2024-05-14T17:18Z 16.8K followers, 24.8K engagements


"@BurstingSeas I've been replaying the original trilogy on my PS2. Whiskey Corridor from AC4 gets slept on so hard"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1794417795469398081)  2024-05-25T17:18Z 18.3K followers, [---] engagements


"Okay but what if I told you there were TWO Frieren patches Ok guys so What if smol Frieren patch https://t.co/BAJdm0ZwmQ Ok guys so What if smol Frieren patch https://t.co/BAJdm0ZwmQ"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1794436376189907456)  2024-05-25T18:32Z 18.4K followers, 1.7M engagements


"Just dropped this Helldivers patch btw. It's a bit late and the community seems to have dwindled a bit but hopefully it'll serve as a good reminder of fun times 🤙"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1794469174569312314)  2024-05-25T20:42Z 18.4K followers, 14.9K engagements


"Yall pray for my shipping guy nothing's wrong with him he's just not gonna be able to leave the warehouse for a week or two :/"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1795550261714280914)  2024-05-28T20:18Z 18.4K followers, [----] engagements


"Ubel armpit patch"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1795919084351107385)  2024-05-29T20:44Z 18.4K followers, [----] engagements


"can anyone with proper medical training confirm if something like this would work in a pinch (this is somewhat time sensitive)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1798769070587957626)  2024-06-06T17:29Z 18.4K followers, 114.6K engagements


"Got offered a Scorpion FAV. Should I"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1799141542814196173)  2024-06-07T18:09Z 18.5K followers, 21.5K engagements


"FAV has been secured 💪💪 Got offered a Scorpion FAV. Should I https://t.co/79BBGKN5co Got offered a Scorpion FAV. Should I https://t.co/79BBGKN5co"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1799513695065637358)  2024-06-08T18:47Z 18.5K followers, 14.2K engagements


"@IdiotExpert_2 Unfortunately that's exactly how it went lmao"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1800049721450569989)  2024-06-10T06:17Z 18.5K followers, [--] engagements


"Inflation won bro this country is COOKED"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1800738879659528608)  2024-06-12T03:56Z 18.5K followers, 18K engagements


"We're gonna be closing preorders on these tonight at midnight EST. If you want one please make sure to get yours because we won't be making any more 🫡 Were you looking forward to the honse cav patch and unable to grab it in time Well for the next [--] days (until June 13th) pre-orders will be open before it's discontinued It'll ship out around August but pick up yours now while you still can 🫡 https://t.co/ONeCJU1vk5 https://t.co/q6qLTGJ8dU Were you looking forward to the honse cav patch and unable to grab it in time Well for the next [--] days (until June 13th) pre-orders will be open before"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1800926996677144815)  2024-06-12T16:23Z 18.5K followers, [----] engagements


"The best part about buying used cars on craigslist is sometimes they come with lore"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1808173564090097754)  2024-07-02T16:19Z 18.7K followers, [----] engagements


"I've had [--] people slide into my dm's since I posted this and they're all asking where their preorders are (the advertised estimated shipping date is over a month from now)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1810826066732138656)  2024-07-09T23:59Z 18.7K followers, [----] engagements


"Ended up with a bunch of spares of these but not sure what do do with em. Yall want"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1820156549177745710)  2024-08-04T17:55Z 19K followers, [----] engagements


"@krus_chiki Every shop needs a cool iconic surplus vehicle that suits their vibe :)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1822410169008963902)  2024-08-10T23:10Z 20.2K followers, [---] engagements


"I just got passed by a Google street view car as I was Jojo posing at my neighbor's chicken that I have beef with. I was wearing daisy dukes and an old field cap and absolutely nothing else. If this is how I end up doing a face reveal I'm disppearing forever"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1829563008546197526)  2024-08-30T16:53Z 20.2K followers, [----] engagements


"please buy stuff from my shop so I can stop living like this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1829656945453908463)  2024-08-30T23:06Z 20.2K followers, 30K engagements


"Ok guys I just realized it's labor day weekend so use the code "LABORDAY24" and if you get [--] patches you'll get like [--] bucks taken off your order THAT'S BASICALLY A FREE PATCH please buy stuff from my shop so I can stop living like this https://t.co/WRoKYml26w please buy stuff from my shop so I can stop living like this https://t.co/WRoKYml26w"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1829669458660782584)  2024-08-30T23:56Z 20.2K followers, [----] engagements


"@The_Sourkraut I had to use a coupon for it man it's rough out here"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1829709039908839695)  2024-08-31T02:33Z 20.2K followers, [---] engagements


"He was the best of us. Pour one out for Paul tonight. I just learned and was given permission to share that Paul has passed. A true lion of men a paragon of integrity the gun dad of the internet and a role model for us all. May he continue inspire and call us to be better and do more. Rest in peace. #paulharrell #2ndamendment https://t.co/uGE2gIFchx I just learned and was given permission to share that Paul has passed. A true lion of men a paragon of integrity the gun dad of the internet and a role model for us all. May he continue inspire and call us to be better and do more. Rest in peace."  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1831121338674630751)  2024-09-04T00:05Z 20.2K followers, 23.5K engagements


"The whole car is covered in writing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1832130959527002568)  2024-09-06T18:57Z 20.2K followers, [----] engagements


"We got dogs we got deer we got purple lady. We're officially all caught up on orders and we're getting everything set up for the next drop. More details soon"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1837174137246077137)  2024-09-20T16:57Z 20.2K followers, 11.2K engagements


"Decided to look up an old friend from high school. Big mistake. Anime fanfic site and linkedin both under the same name. Norwood [--] possibly 4a. [--] years old. Received an associates in computer science in [----] unemployed since. Praying for him"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1837251837810069814)  2024-09-20T22:05Z 20.2K followers, [----] engagements


"Regarding current events + general life advice"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1837536525732716648)  2024-09-21T16:57Z 20.2K followers, 10.7K engagements


"My local overstock store got a ton of overstock Celsius in for [--] cents a can. I ask that you all remember me fondly"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1838317704983335409)  2024-09-23T20:41Z 20.2K followers, 13.8K engagements


"Our S.T.A.L.K.E.R. short film is out. Real guns real rounds real tanks and no bs. Self-funded and made on a double digit budget by a passionate team of guys that I'm proud to call my friends. Link's in the comments"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1838386278879924708)  2024-09-24T01:13Z 20.2K followers, 61.3K engagements


"Okay okay here's your sneak peek lmao Been working on a certain fox lady's patch design for months and I think I finally got it right and I'm beyond excited. Yall want a sneak peek Been working on a certain fox lady's patch design for months and I think I finally got it right and I'm beyond excited. Yall want a sneak peek"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1839344428521345172)  2024-09-26T16:40Z 20.2K followers, 25.4K engagements


"@KirscheVerstahl This is just the tip of the iceberg. I'm cooking up so much stuff right now it's ridiculous"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1839389210446529011)  2024-09-26T19:38Z 20.2K followers, [---] engagements


"Woke up this morning to a tree crashing on top of my house. My truck got squished by it as well. No power until at least Monday. Doing the drop early while I have a signal. It's live now. Take 15% off all non-new items on the shop with the code "HURRICANE". God bless"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1839759469238231225)  2024-09-27T20:10Z 20.1K followers, 206.5K engagements


"Finally got a signal through. I'm still around. Things are bad. Looting widespread. Still no power. Minimal to no gas. Churches are out of food. Bad actors being filtered. This was Katrina for the Carolinas and Uncle Sam is doing nothing. We'll make do. Same as we always have. Woke up this morning to a tree crashing on top of my house. My truck got squished by it as well. No power until at least Monday. Doing the drop early while I have a signal. It's live now. Take 15% off all non-new items on the shop with the code "HURRICANE". God bless. https://t.co/tuMOFm8znK Woke up this morning to a"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1840803395633905971)  2024-09-30T17:18Z 20.2K followers, 164.6K engagements


"First .gov group I've seen in my area since the storm came through. It's the ATF"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1841132395518427535)  2024-10-01T15:05Z 20.2K followers, 637.3K engagements


"Same shi t different day. Very thankful to everyone who's been helping so far. Always remember that when it comes down to it we're all we've got"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1843639268109078814)  2024-10-08T13:07Z 20.1K followers, [----] engagements


"I'm sorry but I had to Hurricane Milton (2024) vs Hurricane Matthew (2016). Both shaped like skulls 😳 Hurricane Matthew was very destructive and went on to become one of the deadliest Atlantic hurricanes in recent history https://t.co/qQnX2bxXVt Hurricane Milton (2024) vs Hurricane Matthew (2016). Both shaped like skulls 😳 Hurricane Matthew was very destructive and went on to become one of the deadliest Atlantic hurricanes in recent history https://t.co/qQnX2bxXVt"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1844018471983779934)  2024-10-09T14:13Z 20.1K followers, 24.9K engagements


"Nobody sticks with "clone" platforms. The birds always come home to roost"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1846932028932993103)  2024-10-17T15:11Z 23.3K followers, 25.6K engagements


"Anyway Pipenicillin"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1847295897291428263)  2024-10-18T15:17Z 23.3K followers, [----] engagements


"Just got an email back for a job I applied for at Home Depot saying they wanna get me in for an interview. I applied for it back in November [----] bro what the hell has their HR department been doing the past [--] years 💀"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1847350012453257279)  2024-10-18T18:52Z 23.3K followers, 19.8K engagements


"Domestic shipping costs going up again Cost of bubble mailers just went up again Bulk shipping costs up Overhead costs way up Already undercharging and trying to absorb costs Profit margins so small that fast food wages would pay better This sucks man"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1848424694535340253)  2024-10-21T18:02Z 20.2K followers, 18K engagements


"@SoZased Byeah"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1848476008636420391)  2024-10-21T21:26Z 20.2K followers, [---] engagements


"Every gooner instagram larpslop company selling $400 "minimalist" chest rigs seem to have at least one patch like this for their "brand" so I made one too"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1848727452060721653)  2024-10-22T14:05Z 20.2K followers, [----] engagements


"I need to know your opinions on aeromorphs Don't look it up if you don't know what it is please trust me yeah nah oh no what yeah nah oh no what"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1849256268948771080)  2024-10-24T01:07Z 23.3K followers, [----] engagements


"A lot of yall asked me to make some BA patches so I'm gonna give yall what you want. Ignore the curled up monkey paw in the corner"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1850640276651417923)  2024-10-27T20:46Z 23.3K followers, [----] engagements


"First one to pass out at the Halloween party gets turned into a mummy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1852024653381816624)  2024-10-31T16:27Z 23.3K followers, 77.1K engagements


"All the homies are busy. Halloween party got cancelled. Tried to make plans with someone else and got ghosted. Waffle House it is"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1852130933006094388)  2024-10-31T23:30Z 23.3K followers, 117.3K engagements


"Last update as I just got home - We were discussing influential Generals through history and I specifically mentioned Wrangel several times. As I was leaving he handed me an old M91 Dragoon. He said "I know you know what this is. And I know you'll take care of it". Old guys rock"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1852198189429915807)  2024-11-01T03:57Z 20.5K followers, 17.9K engagements


"Hey so real talk guys I'm gonna be raising prices if Kamala wins. There's talk of Trump canceling some of the tax changes that are meant to go into effect come [----] which would crush my margins. I've done my best to absorb costs for yall but I can't keep it up for another [--] years"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1853145510305018232)  2024-11-03T18:41Z 20.5K followers, 76K engagements


"@Jmizzle212 I could absorb 100% of tariff costs and lower the cost of the items on my shop if he follows through with his plan to institute tariffs while simultaneously eliminating income tax"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1853154991671775381)  2024-11-03T19:19Z 20.5K followers, [---] engagements


"@NigelRBenson1 My accountant has been telling me to increase prices for years but I've been scared to"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1853160815605477681)  2024-11-03T19:42Z 20.5K followers, [---] engagements


"@NezzyBitt99 Gonna be doing some restocks on friday if ya wanna wait on those 🤙"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1854180983932633598)  2024-11-06T15:16Z 20.5K followers, [----] engagements


"A friend told me I was dumb for swearing off dating apps and that "there's no way it's as bad as you say it is." So she made a profile posing as me and in less than a week she's done a total [---] and sworn them off as well. Said "nobody there is worth the effort""  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1854993424006397954)  2024-11-08T21:04Z 20.5K followers, 11K engagements


"Last time I was on any sort of dating app I changed my bio to something really low effort like "Buttcoin early investor" or whatever and I got like [--] matches over the span of a weekend and pretty much immediately uninstalled lmao"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1854999854893744377)  2024-11-08T21:30Z 20.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Gonna be serving papers to a pew shop that double charged my card for more than a grand like a full year ago and I've been trying to get refunded for ever since but the owner's a dweeb and won't do it even though he says he will. First time doing this wish me luck yall 😤👌"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1855743861391548780)  2024-11-10T22:46Z 20.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Absolutely losing my mind over this uninversion"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1858301591842938912)  2024-11-18T00:09Z 20.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Put plainly a dip and uninversion cycle = not good. Grey bands represent recession periods. Just look at the leadup to [----] and compare it to now. Absolutely losing my mind over this uninversion https://t.co/60NZr8xmRp Absolutely losing my mind over this uninversion https://t.co/60NZr8xmRp"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1858304164738044385)  2024-11-18T00:20Z 20.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Possibly but if so it's post-election afterglow. Imo stock prices have not been a reliable indicator of market health in over a decade. Post [--] S&P [---] and other HNW entities have been waiting on and cheesing QE aka "free money" to boost numbers. Market numbers imo now only reflect the degree to which top market caps are shoveling their gains into buybacks of their own stocks to boost their own yields. I think Q1 and Q2 [--] will be bad. Holiday sales numbers will serve as a bellwether"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1858315281023561768)  2024-11-18T01:04Z 20.5K followers, [---] engagements


"@realBob_Johnson Yeah. I've been saying that was the likely plan since [--]. Let it happen sometime shortly after the elections this year regardless of the outcome blame it on something like "market response following unexpected results" and pass the buck. Look what they did with jobs numbers"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1858320963546300579)  2024-11-18T01:26Z 20.5K followers, [--] engagements


"The artist I just brought onto the team just asked me how women manage to go swimming without water getting in their butt. Please send help"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1859479281518166503)  2024-11-21T06:09Z 20.6K followers, 25K engagements


"@wayofftheres I've never interacted with a woman in my life I have no clue"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1859603271725277351)  2024-11-21T14:22Z 20.5K followers, [----] engagements


"✧✧ #NIKKE #NIKKE2 https://t.co/P3fRBKn6wO ✧✧ #NIKKE #NIKKE2 https://t.co/P3fRBKn6wO"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1860719975863886228)  2024-11-24T16:19Z 20.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Doing some general improvements on the site right now. Temporarily hiding a lot of sold out items before holiday sales start to reduce clutter"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1861841969355395492)  2024-11-27T18:38Z 20.6K followers, [----] engagements


"You asked for pregnant Kanna patches. I delivered. Friday. 12:01 AM EST"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1861853929564197024)  2024-11-27T19:25Z 20.7K followers, 28.2K engagements


"Gonna be letting my grandma take over running my socials for the afternoon since she's always asking me what it's like. Idk what she's gonna post but yall please be nice to her"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1862570009219797374)  2024-11-29T18:51Z 20.7K followers, 17K engagements


"I sillyposted too hard and now grok thinks I'm a pregnant anime girl. Help"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1862889294672605427)  2024-11-30T15:59Z 20.7K followers, 18.7K engagements


"IT KEEPS DEPICTING ME AS A PREGNANT WOMAN HELP I sillyposted too hard and now grok thinks I'm a pregnant anime girl. Help. https://t.co/58zknpZKyc I sillyposted too hard and now grok thinks I'm a pregnant anime girl. Help. https://t.co/58zknpZKyc"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1862925756835258718)  2024-11-30T18:24Z 20.6K followers, 13.8K engagements


"Today's the last day to get in on our Black Friday deals. If there's anything you'd like to see restocked please let me know down below. Drop/Black Friday sale is LIVE. New stuff restocks etc. All at the usual place. https://t.co/pLERsUi6jv Drop/Black Friday sale is LIVE. New stuff restocks etc. All at the usual place. https://t.co/pLERsUi6jv"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1864396534852317218)  2024-12-04T19:49Z 20.7K followers, [----] engagements


"I overleveraged myself buying hawk tuah coin and will be selling my business to cover my losses gn"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1864858762768458220)  2024-12-06T02:25Z 20.7K followers, [----] engagements


"first week after patch drop be like: brand name chewing gum new book french brandy bakelite magazine week 2-5 after patch drop: siphon neighbor gas reuse sock until crunchy expire bread hot dog no plate"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1865962345157034182)  2024-12-09T03:31Z 20.7K followers, [----] engagements


"@baovtuber Absolutely crazy that this is still an issue in the industry. I've been making and selling merch for nine of my [--] years and I can confidently say that it's not difficult to put an item in a box and put a shipping label on it lmao"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1867972816772993145)  2024-12-14T16:39Z 20.7K followers, [----] engagements


"The power steering on my truck went out right before I planned to launch my Christmas sale. At least I know where the proceeds are going now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1869826054766096403)  2024-12-19T19:24Z 20.7K followers, [----] engagements


"@_CRUXNET Gotcha. I've been almost exclusively slinging surplus 54r for the past couple years and almost never properly clean up afterwards so I'm not surprised my levels are as high as they are. Appreciate the advice"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1870554201870471244)  2024-12-21T19:37Z 20.8K followers, [----] engagements


"Placing restock orders for patches rn what all do yall want"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1872709877073887287)  2024-12-27T18:23Z 20.7K followers, [----] engagements


"I have acquired a friend. I'm gonna let yall name him so I can write him off on my taxes as a marketing expense. Most liked comment wins"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1873821659066683709)  2024-12-30T20:01Z 20.9K followers, 23.4K engagements


"Had the best burger of my life at a gas station today yall this was six dollars for a double cheeseburger all the way with swiss mushrooms cooked down onions and some jalapenos. I nearly cried when I first took a bite it was beautiful"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1874245868985213277)  2025-01-01T00:06Z 20.9K followers, [----] engagements


"I just want to say thank you all for supporting me this year. I'm eternally grateful for each and every one of you. Stay safe stay warm and remember to always cherish those around you. God bless you all and here's to an incredible 2025"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1874285119877636200)  2025-01-01T02:42Z 20.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Can't believe I sent this design in for production the literal day before all the new Groza lore dropped"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1875358569161539911)  2025-01-04T01:48Z 21.2K followers, 82.3K engagements


"Watched a dude pull in at the dollar tree in a scissor lift yall I love my town so much"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1876726496984752208)  2025-01-07T20:23Z 21.2K followers, 71.4K engagements


"Job discourse has really been something lately. Telling an entire generation that everything they've been sold on for nearly [--] years was a lie their education was for naught and now the "successful life" meta has shifted to working fast food and dumpster diving for expired dairy. It's beyond parody"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1879973987050213681)  2025-01-16T19:28Z 21.3K followers, 484.1K engagements


"The fact that these people seem genuinely surprised that my generation is upset about being rugpulled is insane. "Yeah I know we sold you on an explicit social contract of assured standards of living in exchange for participation within the system but uhhh sorry you can't have that anymore we got rid of that without telling you lol but maybe your accounting degree might help give you an edge in the hiring process at your local Burger King""  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1879976737154691167)  2025-01-16T19:39Z 21.3K followers, 92.3K engagements


"@phenol_r Reform must start at the top down I agree. I also maintain that there exist several strong simple historical systems from which policy can be borrowed which if meaningfully enacted here would guarantee a social and economic rebound in a very short period of time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1879984824053821589)  2025-01-16T20:11Z 21.3K followers, 18.1K engagements


"@StephenG4242 I keep one of these on my bookshelf as a reminder of the fragility and ultimately impermanence of fiat. A sort of ecomonic memento mori. Before the currency was officially discontinued in [----] this ten trillion dollar note was almost enough to buy a Big Mac"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1879990943383990388)  2025-01-16T20:35Z 21.3K followers, 35.3K engagements


"The best thing that can be done going forward is simply: -Acknowledge there is a problem. -Acknowledge that the USD is not in a good place. -Acknowledge that there exist specific root causes of the problems we face. Once these things are done we can move to address them together"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1880273570053709946)  2025-01-17T15:18Z 21.2K followers, 11K engagements


"My son is so handsome In spite of it all he remains. https://t.co/adPe0joFTw In spite of it all he remains. https://t.co/adPe0joFTw"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1880315036545217005)  2025-01-17T18:03Z 21.4K followers, 255.5K engagements


"They really took it down huh"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1880822659292012667)  2025-01-19T03:40Z 21.3K followers, [----] engagements


"They took my son. He's gone My son is so handsome https://t.co/J29z240Yba My son is so handsome https://t.co/J29z240Yba"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1881871612750020614)  2025-01-22T01:08Z 21.4K followers, 244.9K engagements


"Yall ever fire up your car in the morming and can't turn the wheel at all So then you add some power steering fluid and immediately hear a squelching noise as it immediately dumps at least half of it It seems I'll be staying home today"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1882807995337408667)  2025-01-24T15:09Z 21.3K followers, [----] engagements


"Thankfully mine are simple fixes. Just gotta do em. Definitely not driveable though. Got my truck that just went down but a pump's on the way needs a knuckle rebuild yesterday and an alternator soon. My lil acura's needing an alternator swap and now a radiator got the parts today but probably gonna work on that tomorrow. After that I get to work on my desert patrol vehicle which is gonna be a blast lmao"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1882852132170469564)  2025-01-24T18:05Z 21.3K followers, [--] engagements


"Next patch drop is gonna be lit. Stay tuned"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1882900739539992634)  2025-01-24T21:18Z 21.4K followers, [----] engagements


"I need suggestions for a few really really low quality shidpost sticker designs that I can make and include in orders. I've been cutting corners for long enough and I wanna give back a bit more"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1886944797379698709)  2025-02-05T01:07Z 21.6K followers, 11.7K engagements


"It would've been nice if USPS told me they were switching to a new system where they just don't ever update shipping on small parcels or even deliver packages. I've gotten [--] people asking for refunds just today because even though they shipped weeks ago USPS never scanned em in"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1897694858828988657)  2025-03-06T17:04Z 22.6K followers, 31.7K engagements


"I need text ideas for a vanity plate pls give suggestions ty"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1898021924401209685)  2025-03-07T14:44Z 22.3K followers, [----] engagements


"Chat I need to be completely honest with you all right now I think my surplus hoarding habit might be reaching a breaking point. The warehouse is packed to the gills. I'm afraid that I might have to start thinning the collection down a bit. Stay tuned"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1898836635854230003)  2025-03-09T20:41Z 22.8K followers, [----] engagements


"Cellphone patch"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1900241873400217835)  2025-03-13T17:45Z 22.6K followers, 149.8K engagements


"@pipkinpippa Next release I'll be selling very crudely drawn treasure maps with a big X on them. The first person to show up gets all of the merch. I'll work a One Piece reference into it somehow"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1900641893395861597)  2025-03-14T20:15Z 22.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Legendary thrift store pull"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1907183466451533836)  2025-04-01T21:29Z 22.7K followers, 33.3K engagements


"Fish update: Lil guy got stressed from being moved to a larger tank and quit eating. Didn't bounce back. Hadn't seen him for a couple days and found him floating. RIP. I have acquired a friend. I'm gonna let yall name him so I can write him off on my taxes as a marketing expense. Most liked comment wins. https://t.co/2XZfHTnmiw I have acquired a friend. I'm gonna let yall name him so I can write him off on my taxes as a marketing expense. Most liked comment wins. https://t.co/2XZfHTnmiw"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1908925809982644363)  2025-04-06T16:52Z 22.8K followers, [----] engagements


"Insane thrift store find today (I touched it with my bare hands and now I'm scared)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1915554003913523438)  2025-04-24T23:50Z 22.8K followers, [----] engagements


"What's it called when you hit a certain age and you basically can't sleep for more than 5-6 hours even if you try because MAN"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1916466387788189760)  2025-04-27T12:16Z 22.8K followers, [----] engagements


"🤗 White people be like oh you can grab a soda from our 2nd fridge in the garage White people be like oh you can grab a soda from our 2nd fridge in the garage"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1921957751325929622)  2025-05-12T15:56Z 22.8K followers, [----] engagements


"Guys I think my EOTech might be sick what should I do"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1923483264133562576)  2025-05-16T20:58Z 22.8K followers, [----] engagements


"Shoutout to the guy who made it so toilet paper turns red to let you know you're done bro deserves a medal"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1925909677658828909)  2025-05-23T13:40Z 22.9K followers, 17K engagements


"The watch repair shop managed to break my watch and is refusing to cover it I am in agony"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1927459905998405945)  2025-05-27T20:20Z 22.8K followers, 22.7K engagements


"@HughMun27987426 It's my G Shock that's giving me issues 😔"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1927469613542957490)  2025-05-27T20:59Z 22.8K followers, [----] engagements


"@DocStrangelove2 It's a fairly standard stainless G Shock. Nothing super fancy but it's a sentimental piece for me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1927477215534415957)  2025-05-27T21:29Z 23.3K followers, [----] engagements


"I've suddenly been flooded with follows from indie vtubers WHAT'S GOING ON PLS HELP"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1928137436980240554)  2025-05-29T17:12Z 22.8K followers, [----] engagements


"Had a few people ask me if I'm going to Offkai and I just wanna put it on record that it's gonna be a cold day in Hell before yall catch me anywhere west of the Mississippi"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PKPatchworks/status/1932081206474256404)  2025-06-09T14:23Z 23K followers, [----] engagements

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