#  @OneFlawedMortal One Flawed Mortal One Flawed Mortal posts on X about murder, money, elon musk, how to the most. They currently have [-----] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [-----] engagements in the last [--] hours. ### Engagements: [-----] [#](/creator/twitter::9039982/interactions)  - [--] Week [-------] +305,090% - [--] Month [-------] +28,478% - [--] Months [-------] +205% - [--] Year [-------] +39% ### Mentions: [--] [#](/creator/twitter::9039982/posts_active)  - [--] Months [--] +20% - [--] Year [---] -71% ### Followers: [-----] [#](/creator/twitter::9039982/followers)  - [--] Week [-----] +3.80% - [--] Month [-----] +3.80% - [--] Months [-----] +3.80% - [--] Year [-----] +6.30% ### CreatorRank: [-------] [#](/creator/twitter::9039982/influencer_rank)  ### Social Influence **Social category influence** [technology brands](/list/technology-brands) [finance](/list/finance) [countries](/list/countries) [celebrities](/list/celebrities) [social networks](/list/social-networks) [stocks](/list/stocks) [us election](/list/us-election) [automotive brands](/list/automotive-brands) [currencies](/list/currencies) [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations) **Social topic influence** [murder](/topic/murder), [money](/topic/money), [elon musk](/topic/elon-musk), [how to](/topic/how-to), [hyundai](/topic/hyundai), [insurance](/topic/insurance), [secret](/topic/secret), [the first](/topic/the-first), [twitter](/topic/twitter), [if you](/topic/if-you) **Top assets mentioned** [GrokCoin (GROKCOIN)](/topic/grok) [Spotify Technology (SPOT)](/topic/$spot) [Jesus Coin (JESUS)](/topic/jesus) [aiRight (AIRI)](/topic/airight) ### Top Social Posts Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours "@tradwife_ai My bad. I meant logistically. I didnt realise a hospital would allow that. I assumed theyd have to be involved and then get social services involved" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1887658047348109662) 2025-02-07T00:22Z [----] followers, 56.1K engagements "Babys lullaby was Mommy singing Gimme Three Steps by Lynyrd Skynyrd. 😅🙈 Not what I had in mind but it was all I could think of in the moment" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/1890178668716331488) 2025-02-13T23:18Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@LadyBlueMama Okay two endorsements now I will get some next time Im at the store. What benefits do you see" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/1890914034397909067) 2025-02-16T00:00Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@LadyBlueMama Iodized salt will not cross my threshold. 🤣 Real salt or bust. Thank you so much for the tips" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/1891204457016311897) 2025-02-16T19:14Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@Sophiologist_ Gonna see a lot of I couldnt have known" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/1893057989319246179) 2025-02-21T21:59Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "This was a beautiful saperavi a wine thats just starting to become known in American wine circles. In The West Wing in [----] they referenced saperavi. I am soooo curious who on the creative team knew about saperavi back then" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/1893142058363167155) 2025-02-22T03:33Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@Seraphima94 Whats the hair mask you used Ive never tried one before but I gotta do something about this mess" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/1894581511552168327) 2025-02-26T02:53Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "Im having a hard time finding modest full length dresses that I can wear both to work and to Mass and are made out of a decent material. I bought some made out of synthetic fabrics as a stop gap but the quality is poor. This is not a long-term solution" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/1918363717160288664) 2025-05-02T17:55Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "ChatGPT is an LLM. It learns off what it is fed. People have used em dashes for centuries. Its part of historic typesetting. Em dashes were so replete in the text AI learned off of that it now uses them everywhere. @immasiddx people used dashes before AIright @immasiddx people used dashes before AIright" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/1949446607247651265) 2025-07-27T12:27Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Today I learned one of the monks my mother worked with was one of the worlds leading experts on St. Thrse of Lisieux" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/1979998127496011825) 2025-10-19T19:48Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "This AWS outage has really ruined my day" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/1980391517576667242) 2025-10-20T21:51Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "One day your kettle is going to decide it doesnt like your X posts and youll never have hot water again. https://t.co/PjOCVa2Iu0 https://t.co/PjOCVa2Iu0" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/1980820697590251993) 2025-10-22T02:17Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@bakwasbandkrein I mean I was about to suggest dragon" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/1981699589389594888) 2025-10-24T12:29Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@Sophiologist_ Ortho bros be like Give me eleventh century theology or give me death" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/1981875318312091697) 2025-10-25T00:07Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "Our gas furnace is blowing cold air. Weve replaced the gas valve and the control board. It ran for an hour and stopped. Cant light it with a lighter so we think its not the ignition unit" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/1986896602653729010) 2025-11-07T20:40Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@RRR0BYN So she offered her child up as a sacrifice for the wealth that she would acquire" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/1987246945409143220) 2025-11-08T19:52Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@c54587 A new rabbit hole for me to go down" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/1987698152955105743) 2025-11-10T01:45Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@AudreyHurtburn I love nursing but I am struggling over here at [--] months. I am constantly tired and constantly hungry. I cant keep up on food or rest. I pray I make it to a year. You look like Wonder Woman to me" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/1988737679618633808) 2025-11-12T22:36Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@Seraphima94 Pitbull. Dont trust it for a second" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/1989036217053434244) 2025-11-13T18:22Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "My 9mo old baby just slept in his own bed for [--] whole minutes. Perhaps this regression is coming to an end finally" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/1989138773834362884) 2025-11-14T01:10Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@mamaaaasteel Those little toes" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/1989471176041934898) 2025-11-14T23:11Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@homemakinghunny I make a couple dozen coffee syrups each week for my cafe. Look into the LorAnns concentrated drams. One dram added to 750mls of simple syrup and it holds in the fridge for a week" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/1990215882879160561) 2025-11-17T00:30Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@MrsCMFrancis 🤷♀ Honestly I dont know. As I got older I began preferring the cold weather which is good because its winter here from October til April" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/1990892510927856035) 2025-11-18T21:18Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@MrsCMFrancis I love my All Clad But theyre pricey. The Cuisineart is a good second. Better price. Good quality. Cleans up beautifully. I cook everything in them. At my restaurant I use commercial carbon steel pans. But they need to be maintained" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/1990894962662101227) 2025-11-18T21:28Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@MrsCMFrancis I loved** my All Clad I realise how confusing my tweet was. I had a set of All Clad that I lost in a cross country move and I couldnt afford to replace them so I got the Cuisinart" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/1990895681431650498) 2025-11-18T21:31Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "My scaredy cat dog has decided she is in charge of home protection when my husband is not home. She now parks herself between the baby and the closest egress" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/1991294711395402014) 2025-11-19T23:57Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "My brain couldnt decide if it wanted to call my baby monkey or honey and what came out was good night my sweet money 💀" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/1992048885712236996) 2025-11-22T01:53Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@_kayCiam Electrolyte hydration and coconut oil on your skin" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/1992239274834768378) 2025-11-22T14:30Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "Demons walk amongst us. My husband and I knew that even if the genetic testing said he had down syndrome or another developmental disability we were going to raise the baby God gave us. Abortion is murder. Full stop. people are insane for thinking is bad idgaf disabled people who have already been born obviously deserve respect and a comfortable life but choosing not to give birth to a child who you know will have to deal with the disability for the rest of their life is 100% understandable. people are insane for thinking is bad idgaf disabled people who have already been born obviously" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/1992298325039595866) 2025-11-22T18:25Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@WhitneyGrenaway To increase the intense on your triceps put your hands on the floor underneath the centre of your chest in a diamond instead of out wide at shoulderwidth. Its so hard. 🔥💪" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/1992344619561201872) 2025-11-22T21:29Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Since my mother passed away I have taken up the mantle of giving Secret Santa assignments to our [--] person friend group. I love doing this" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/1995134192879890849) 2025-11-30T14:13Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@basedkarbon @torchthemall_ May I ask what his first symptoms were" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/1995273647943238063) 2025-11-30T23:28Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@dankerwim @basedkarbon Our paed said egg white is commonly an allergen also this age so for my 9mo weve been doing fully beaten and then scrambled eggs. No problems yet. Crossing our fingers" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/1995275061906076123) 2025-11-30T23:33Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "My Spotify Wrapped is hilarious because I very rarely use Spotify" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/1996742829897363517) 2025-12-05T00:46Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@capstellium Cookie exchanges should be capped at five people. I will die on this hill" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/1997446407285043619) 2025-12-06T23:21Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "This year I learned my friend who has her moms secret eggnog recipe really has Martha Stewarts eggnog recipe" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/1997482032059068870) 2025-12-07T01:43Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@GrantSlatton Totally a thing. We didnt have a tv but we did have a bunch of VHS tapes. We mustve watched Maverick daily for quite a spell" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/1998094836470280439) 2025-12-08T18:18Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@homemakinghunny This thing is a game changer. I have two models. One like this and one you can fill with saline cartridges from any Pharmacy. Ive also found keeping the humidifier running next to his bed at night helps a lot too" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/1999155605714735608) 2025-12-11T16:33Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "because God could have incarnated as a woman as well. But He didnt so lets knock this off. https://www.lifesitenews.com/news/italian-priest-suggests-baby-girl-jesus-in-nativity-scenes-in-call-for-women-deacons-bishops/ https://www.lifesitenews.com/news/italian-priest-suggests-baby-girl-jesus-in-nativity-scenes-in-call-for-women-deacons-bishops/" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/1999942522425184733) 2025-12-13T20:40Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@Seraphima94 I pray their measurements are off and you go into a spontaneous labour with a non-10lb baby before [--] weeks. 😅 My baby came out nearly 3lbs smaller than he measured on the growth scan two days before delivery" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/2001436702884217244) 2025-12-17T23:37Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@EdsPurgatory Beautiful Are you playing the Christmas Eve Mass at St Anns" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/2002153792138326231) 2025-12-19T23:07Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@kalezelden @khallwalker Wow I didnt know it could do that either. I have not plugged mine back in since your tweet. I hope youre on the mend" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/2002166610283671597) 2025-12-19T23:58Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@ribzoftiktok Who is this" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/2003620268166775253) 2025-12-24T00:14Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "When King Charles is trending in America I know it's because he said something we would wage a Revolution over" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/2004584541227549136) 2025-12-26T16:06Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@queenathenah There was obviously a lot of factors to it. But when I said I wouldnt have a baby in the house with a violent dog he told me hed never have kids with me" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/2005671015385330132) 2025-12-29T16:03Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@queenathenah He thought it was absurd that I was worried about a pitbull who seriously injured multiple dogs being around kids and I needed to just learn how to handle the dog and the children at the same time. Its wild" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/2005671475010044051) 2025-12-29T16:05Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@audrawrongspeak @queenathenah Yeah. Hes now far away from me. Pretty sure the pitbull killed another dog after we broke up" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/2005706443169869884) 2025-12-29T18:24Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@bertram_the_mom I always called it The City when I lived down in Palo Alto" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/2005756191948038542) 2025-12-29T21:41Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "This was reported on [--] years ago. https://www.fox9.com/news/charges-video-catches-minneapolis-daycare-financial-fraud Shocking unearthed footage shows parents pretending to drop kids off at a Minnesota day care center https://t.co/q215ZJdAdf https://t.co/yjYV180E3d https://www.fox9.com/news/charges-video-catches-minneapolis-daycare-financial-fraud Shocking unearthed footage shows parents pretending to drop kids off at a Minnesota day care center https://t.co/q215ZJdAdf https://t.co/yjYV180E3d" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/2006061116162445432) 2025-12-30T17:53Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "We rang in the New Year with champagne when the clock struck midnight in Ireland and went to bed early. Big fan. Highly recommend. Will do again next year" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/2006786094382428487) 2026-01-01T17:54Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "FedEx is trash. I own a restaurant. One day I watched the FedEx guy park out front. Check off my package as delivered in his app or whatever it is and drive off with my package still in his car. He never left the drivers seat. He didnt chuck the package out the window. Nothing. I filed a report and he came back and dropped it off. He said it was too far buried in the truck so he had to go deliver other stuff first. Ok Sure. Then why did you mark it as delivered https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2007153711013925138 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2007153711013925138" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/2007153711013925138) 2026-01-02T18:15Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "I am unsure how far along you are. I had complete placenta previa at the [--] week ultrasound which turned into vasa previa at the [--] week ultrasound. MFM told me it's pretty much a crapshoot. Most women have no symptoms and will have no complications and it usually moves out of the way by [--] weeks. My case was highly unusual in that when my placenta did move it divided in half. Things that did help reduce the frequency of bleeding: light activity no heavy lifting no carrying anything heavier than a gallon of milk no chopping firewood (which I had been doing til that point). I also drank a ton" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/2007514352081948777) 2026-01-03T18:08Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "The restaurant has been closed for the holidays. I go in tomorrow to bake in anticipation of reopening bright and early Monday morning. Cream puffs French crullers Gougeres Reeses Bars Banana bread Cinnamon sugar donuts Blueberry muffins Chai muffins Cheddar quiche Pepper Jack quiche Potato pie Sausage wellingtons Blueberry scones Hazelnut brownies Chocolate truffles Well see how far I get. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2007517326229258372 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2007517326229258372" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/2007517326229258372) 2026-01-03T18:20Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "Mealtimes with my baby are hilarious because I never know if my child is going to hold onto his piece of cheese (or chicken or egg or bread or cracker etc etc) for an hour or if he will actually eat it or surreptitiously give it to the dog" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/2008307246485434810) 2026-01-05T22:38Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "Hands down the most used tool in my house is the commercial dust mop" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/2008675978789482779) 2026-01-06T23:04Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@DaveEDanna Lololol I did this with a sippy cup. Imagine my surprise at three in the morning. 😅💀🫠" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/2008676187917479974) 2026-01-06T23:04Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "The commercial mop is a close second. Hands down the most used tool in my house is the commercial dust mop. https://t.co/U17LNy8In6 Hands down the most used tool in my house is the commercial dust mop. https://t.co/U17LNy8In6" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/2008677071732789605) 2026-01-06T23:08Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@NovusOrdoWatch I dont even know where to begin. Christ didnt ascend from the Cross. Died was buried and rose again on the third day in accordance with the scriptures. This staff feels both silly and somehow heretical" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/2009739514483270015) 2026-01-09T21:30Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@NovusOrdoWatch I just cant anymore" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/2009752700146073943) 2026-01-09T22:22Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "This line also gives me pause: truly everything that we are and possess needs to be offered to Jesus who is our inestimable treasure Not sure how I feel about the concept that Jesus is our treasure. That feels transactional and like it negates the life death and suffering of Christ. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2009754628607422538 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2009754628607422538" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/2009754628607422538) 2026-01-09T22:30Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@Ellieinspace I love me some beets" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/2010833489797521419) 2026-01-12T21:57Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "Miss Rachel will never be on in my house. Dunno what it is but she creeps me out" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/2010873808538788135) 2026-01-13T00:37Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@EdsPurgatory When I was hospitalised at Strong waiting to go into birth my roommate kept going on and on about how wonderful Miss Rachel is. It was giving cult vibes" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/2010874811434877019) 2026-01-13T00:41Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "If you are using a recipe in a cookbook and have a lot of distractions you can use a piece of laminate and a dry erase marker to check off the ingredients youve added" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/2011187491181654213) 2026-01-13T21:23Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@homemakinghunny Nice Wish mine would keep his hat on. His hatred of hats makes winter outdoor time rather brief lol" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/2011190147216281797) 2026-01-13T21:34Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@banjosupreme Thats a big focus when the elder two are here. I dont know where it comes from. Fighting the sticky is a constant battle it seems" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/2011245189063725128) 2026-01-14T01:13Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@MKDAWUSS @c54587 A lot of them. The cathedral in San Francisco is probably the ugliest building I have ever been in" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/2011569297823273412) 2026-01-14T22:41Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "This is the least of the emotional manipulation this child has endured and will continue to endure at the hands of this woman. I guarantee it" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/2012655430799917241) 2026-01-17T22:37Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@FrBarnabas Lovely facility Prayers for a fruitful retreat" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/2012655614489477383) 2026-01-17T22:37Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@elonmusk Look no further than the success of Crocs" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/2012655832471589015) 2026-01-17T22:38Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "If you know you know. 😍 Hands down the best and most reliable piece of kitchen equipment Ive ever used" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/2012927567116783801) 2026-01-18T16:38Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "In [----] I was teaching yoga in Chicago and Houston. Amazing how my world has changed" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/2013031493908447408) 2026-01-18T23:31Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "I wouldnt have taken advantage of it but I wouldve appreciated the offer. I wouldve rather boost my own supply. When I was afraid I was under producing I took steps to boost my supply and for *months* I was making way too much so it may be possible if she takes corrective steps" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/2013757349903601997) 2026-01-20T23:35Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "When I think about how exhausted I am I forget that not only am I EBF I work on my feet [--] days a week my baby barely sleeps and I lost [---] litres of blood during childbirth" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/2013800600119509135) 2026-01-21T02:27Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "Last night we went to bed early as we normally do. A little before [--] the baby woke up and was inconsolable. Not wanting to wake my husband I took the baby downstairs for an hour. He only woke twice after that and was in a great mood at 9am when he woke. Now Im wondering if the baby inherited my night owlness" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/2013803685357273146) 2026-01-21T02:39Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "Worked in Silicon Valley for longer than Id like to admit and this article is completely true. Those who climb the ladder are the ones who can play the game. https://t.co/VWSxlk4QdY https://t.co/VWSxlk4QdY" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/2014472770755678520) 2026-01-22T22:58Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@Seraphima94 Ok so I made the plant one out of supplies from Walmart and Amazon. Super easy. Super cheap. Like $100 compared to the several hundred the complete branded setups run" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/2015638727196832038) 2026-01-26T04:11Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@Seraphima94 We go to the city every couple months to pick up my husbands eldest two kids. Its always such a nightmare. I hate that place" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/2017361285793394909) 2026-01-30T22:16Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@Hestia_Esq Just wait until you dive into the demographic socioeconomic and absentee father correlations for SIDS. It was a rabbit hole I was not prepared for" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/2017788982600298898) 2026-02-01T02:35Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@MrsCMFrancis Its not usually even a quarter this bad. My step kids live in NYC and my husband and I are down there a lot. This is the first Ive ever seen trash piling up. This is new and due to the change in administration I think" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/2018114682695954877) 2026-02-02T00:10Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@HerbsandDirt Demon. Both Miss Rachel and Mr Beast" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/2019168668513431881) 2026-02-04T21:58Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@homemakinghunny [--] months. 😭 Since [--] months old hes been a terrible sleeper. Im struggling with getting his night feeding cut back. How did you do it" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/2020969833307963477) 2026-02-09T21:15Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@Exblonde451 Never tried Honest diapers but Im loving their wipes. My little guy goes through one diaper per nurisng session right now so I havent tested any diapers past [--] hours. Ill have to give Millie Moon a try when we extend" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/1912325579589747196) 2025-04-16T02:02Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "Mom Twitter how are we keeping young toddlers out of trouble in an open floor plan house while still giving lots of floor room to play and crawl and toddle" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/2021603299451912203) 2026-02-11T15:12Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@bertram_the_mom I make my own since Im sensitive to a lot of things. It totally helps. In my tumbler I put a dash of potassium bicarbonate a pinch of Celtic sea salt and a small sprinkle of Epsom salt. I add a packet of True Lemon for flavour. No stevia. No sugars" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/2020608555234308114) 2026-02-08T21:19Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@bertram_the_mom Oh. Make sure to get the food grade Epsom salt. If it has a nutrition label on the back its safe to eat" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/2020608940233646450) 2026-02-08T21:21Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "But yes Mother Mary is part of my faith. Do I think she has power of her own No. Thats reserved for Jesus. But I think she is an amazing role model for motherhood and I think her Son loves her. Does asking Mary to talk to her Son for me make any difference I dont know. It might. It might not. But it certainly doesnt hurt anything. 🤷♀" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/2021962269542731787) 2026-02-12T14:59Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@ChonchoEFY I dunno 😅 Im new to this. I think my main concern is him leaving the living room but the doorways are over [--] wide. I already dont have shelves or coffee tables or end tables in the living room" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/2022022216737853598) 2026-02-12T18:57Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@blessedmrs_s I already removed the coffee table and end tables. He seems really interested in leaving the living room though and crawling down the hallway which I cant see from the kitchen" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/2022022613699269046) 2026-02-12T18:58Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@Seraphima94 Girl Im ready to drive over there. Its so hard to find a decent one around here and the best one we had is retiring" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/2022029456580411896) 2026-02-12T19:26Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@Shultz_PA Jesus does the saving always. But I don't think it hurt anything to ask her to ask her son to save me especially after I already asked Him directly" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/2022086844461293992) 2026-02-12T23:14Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "I wanted a baby so badly. We conceived on our wedding night. At our anatomy scan at [--] weeks we got the bad news: I had placenta previa. I was put on modified bed rest. At [--] weeks I had massive bleed and I was rushed by ambulance in the middle of the night in a snow storm up to Rochester. The NICU team came in and explained what would happen to the baby if they did an emergency C section that early. The bleeding stopped and I went home a few days later. A couple weeks later I was back in the hospital with another bleed. Then sent back home. On my third bleed they discovered the placenta" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/2021714794085036337) 2026-02-11T22:35Z [----] followers, 805.7K engagements "@Alicia_Bittle_ This is appalling. I recently purchased the Windi and saw the grossness on the packaging afterwards. I chucked it in the trash. Ill never buy another @fridababy product and Im telling all my Mom friends the same thing" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/2022449245475737847) 2026-02-13T23:14Z [----] followers, 12.2K engagements "Yay My new podcast has some cover art #podcasting" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/1033200889912324096) 2018-08-25T03:54Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "Fascinating case study How Instagram Helps Callies Hot Little Biscuit to Serve Over [------] Customers Per Year #socialmedia https://ysmay.us/2KUxQDB https://ysmay.us/2KUxQDB" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/1070747465744375808) 2018-12-06T18:31Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "This Tiny Desk Concert with @LyleLovett is pure gold. It makes my heart sing. #morningtunes https://ysmay.us/2DR1UOB https://ysmay.us/2DR1UOB" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/1093527561504735232) 2019-02-07T15:11Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "And in [---] years the taste has not improved. The first recorded use of almond milk was from a Baghdadi cookbook of [----]. The first recorded use of almond milk was from a Baghdadi cookbook of 1226" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/1093635950318665729) 2019-02-07T22:21Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "My computer has crashed twice in the last hour and locked me out of all my files while I have [--] client projects due tonight. 🤬 Im being comforted by Willett Bourbon" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/1094007836978360320) 2019-02-08T22:59Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "Starting my day with @enriqueiglesias. #MorningTunes https://ysmay.us/2UzUepu https://ysmay.us/2UzUepu" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/1094974599215923203) 2019-02-11T15:01Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "Almost time to buy more #bourbon" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/1195212404092747776) 2019-11-15T05:30Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "Tea kettle on the stove. Watching tv with my AirPods in. Kettle starts whistling. I walk over to the stove and double tap my AirPods. And for a brief moment I stare at the kettle wondering why it didnt turn off. 🤦🏼♀" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/1195969807822327808) 2019-11-17T07:39Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "http://bit.ly/9EeHgp live stream of #ipaddevcamp" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/12353057164) 2010-04-17T17:41Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "All the maps flying around Twitter right now are depressing af. Heres one about where its legal to have a pet monkey. Youre welcome" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/1328568116146823168) 2020-11-17T05:18Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "My folks bought a house last summer. After living there for months they just closed the closet door for the first time and discovered their own personal butler" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/1508636903490392064) 2022-03-29T02:47Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "The algo showing me harp ads for some reason" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/1635485602727559168) 2023-03-14T03:38Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "I think I speak for all Father Brown fans when I say I will watch as many as theyll make. Its the coziest murder show Ive ever seen" [X Link](https://x.com/QuakerOracle/status/1693009389043532070) 2023-08-19T21:17Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "Really I have to subscribe to the blue premium whatever to download videos here" [X Link](https://x.com/QuakerOracle/status/1707562105887416509) 2023-09-29T01:05Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@bjornfix @nikitabier Lizard man. 🤣" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/1707890841514066085) 2023-09-29T22:51Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@alexjackhughes @nikitabier Yaaaassss. Why does he insist on the haircut hes got" [X Link](https://x.com/QuakerOracle/status/1707891018203299916) 2023-09-29T22:52Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "is watching paint dry" [X Link](https://x.com/OneFlawedMortal/status/1714577501) 2009-05-06T06:51Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "Today was my first time trying to buy ammo under @GovKathyHochuls new provision. The background check can take [--] min. to [--] days provided one begins the process during business hours. This is great news for the bear on my property who is scaring the piss outta my dogs" [X Link](https://x.com/QuakerOracle/status/1715501416746201557) 2023-10-20T22:53Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@thesamparr My mom was hospitalised in multiple facilities while battling cancer. Not one of them had food that was nutritious and supportive of healing. W had to smuggle her meals in" [X Link](https://x.com/QuakerOracle/status/1715565138026086755) 2023-10-21T03:06Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@DelusionPosting when thanks to a meme you realise Tiberius and Caligula were related" [X Link](https://x.com/QuakerOracle/status/1718466294943526991) 2023-10-29T03:14Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@Rainmaker1973 Ok very cool but I was expecting a looping water feature for some reason" [X Link](https://x.com/QuakerOracle/status/1718467151093203380) 2023-10-29T03:17Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "I cancelled my Netflix when they went this route. The only streaming I use is Prime. I cant cancel Prime as I use the shipping but I wont be watching TV anymore. Really not a bad thing for my wellness I suppose" [X Link](https://x.com/QuakerOracle/status/1719704946000490617) 2023-11-01T13:16Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "If Runnings Meijer and Home Depot had a kinky threesome that produced a baby it would be my dream store" [X Link](https://x.com/QuakerOracle/status/1720537869113057647) 2023-11-03T20:26Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "Amazon wastes advertising dollars showing me ads for NFL. I would much rather select what genres I want to receive ads for in the hopes Ill see ads for things Im interested in watching. NFL wouldnt be anywhere on the list" [X Link](https://x.com/QuakerOracle/status/1726457243745628509) 2023-11-20T04:27Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "My brother doesnt want to go get Varenyky from the Orthodox Church with me because theyre Catholic. No theyre Orthodox. Same thing. I decided not to waste my breath" [X Link](https://x.com/QuakerOracle/status/1728993312080806264) 2023-11-27T04:25Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@FlorioGina Recently engaged after 10yr marriage ended in divorce. Dating was a nightmare. I own a cafe but I need my husband and father of my children to value traditional gender roles. He needs to be the main provider and the protector while letting me run the home and raise kids. 1/3" [X Link](https://x.com/QuakerOracle/status/1730702827813478903) 2023-12-01T21:38Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@FlorioGina He needs to value fidelity and loyalty from both of us. No flirting with other women. No keeping one eye open for someone better to come along. He needs to have an inner spiritual life and not be afraid of introspection and growth. 2/3" [X Link](https://x.com/QuakerOracle/status/1730703129329463717) 2023-12-01T21:39Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@FlorioGina He needs to value health and wellness for himself and also his wife and family. He cant engage in self-destructive behaviour. In my most recent experiences the dating pool here is full of men who have the exact opposite of these traits and values. 3/3" [X Link](https://x.com/QuakerOracle/status/1730703535497519219) 2023-12-01T21:40Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "There needs to be a dating app where instead of filling out a profile you just share your favourite memes" [X Link](https://x.com/QuakerOracle/status/1731134874663157873) 2023-12-03T02:14Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@TheKevinDalton @GavinNewsom The bigger issue is that hes evil" [X Link](https://x.com/QuakerOracle/status/1733005714845585521) 2023-12-08T06:08Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@dghirardi Shetland or Iceland" [X Link](https://x.com/QuakerOracle/status/1733982530469089340) 2023-12-10T22:50Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "Gods forgiveness is a lot easier to attain than your own" [X Link](https://x.com/QuakerOracle/status/1734439957005996166) 2023-12-12T05:08Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@_p_rittenhouse I like Pittsburg a lot. Good town. Tbilisi is the only city abroad Id jump at moving to" [X Link](https://x.com/QuakerOracle/status/1734440547635384634) 2023-12-12T05:10Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@_p_rittenhouse @VenZenix Plus an IKEA. 🤷♀" [X Link](https://x.com/QuakerOracle/status/1734440658805420331) 2023-12-12T05:10Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "He has the kavorka" [X Link](https://x.com/QuakerOracle/status/1737052468641472931) 2023-12-19T10:09Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@BuenoForMiami [--] Im actually installing a rotary phone in my house. One step closer to getting rid of this little black box Im chained to. 🤣" [X Link](https://x.com/QuakerOracle/status/1738937447944270002) 2023-12-24T14:59Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "Theres a huge murder of crows in the woods behind the house. Thousands of them. They are the best white noise machine" [X Link](https://x.com/QuakerOracle/status/1739979894300582161) 2023-12-27T12:01Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@_p_rittenhouse Thats the biggest challenge of marriage. The real raw vulnerability thats required to build your life with another soul. Many dont know this before entering marriage. Give yourself credit for having the self-awareness" [X Link](https://x.com/QuakerOracle/status/1740576959556673708) 2023-12-29T03:34Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@JoshDenny Layne Staleys earlier work with Mad Season is definitely worth a relisten" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1743107619168940361) 2024-01-05T03:10Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "@_p_rittenhouse The eternal enemy" [X Link](https://x.com/QuakerOracle/status/1743147012113998204) 2024-01-05T05:46Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "About twice a year I get an unholy craving for Cheez-Its. Tonight is one of those nights" [X Link](https://x.com/QuakerOracle/status/1743147310714945631) 2024-01-05T05:47Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "The Stephen Hawking memes are giving me life. 🔥" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1743149440221815287) 2024-01-05T05:56Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "Im not one to kink shame but @BrightInsight6 And apparently has a thing for undressed midgets. https://t.co/lyAZgMPOFf @BrightInsight6 And apparently has a thing for undressed midgets. https://t.co/lyAZgMPOFf" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1743150069174399062) 2024-01-05T05:58Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "@TheTravelingPhD @historyinmemes Me thought exactly. 🤣💀" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1743151002121851032) 2024-01-05T06:02Z [--] followers, [---] engagements "You ever read a book and youre like this part is boring so you skip ahead a little bit and then youre confused and have to go back and read all the parts you skipped over Thats life. 1/3" [X Link](https://x.com/QuakerOracle/status/1743176419323097556) 2024-01-05T07:43Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "Rush to the next big thing and skip the boring bits all you like but youll also skip spiritual lessons that give you much needed skills. Skip these and youll be left one day thinking this makes no sense and I dont have the skills to deal with it. 2/3" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1743176422842134695) 2024-01-05T07:43Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "For even in the mundane even in the boring bits profound spiritual lessons are waiting to be learned and spiritual skills waiting to be practised. And future lessons Youll move through them with more ease speed and grace. Dont try to rush through life. 3/3" [X Link](https://x.com/QuakerOracle/status/1743176426197553225) 2024-01-05T07:43Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@_p_rittenhouse I do. Though the bed is a bit shorter than Id like" [X Link](https://x.com/QuakerOracle/status/1743470741272527248) 2024-01-06T03:13Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@Sophiologist_ I never got the shot in the first place. The whole situation had more red flags than a circus and I couldnt bring myself to do it. Interestingly for the last [--] months the first question asked by my cardiologists nurse every visit is have you had a COVID vaccination" [X Link](https://x.com/QuakerOracle/status/1743755685207191674) 2024-01-06T22:05Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "So glad its snowing and cold enough to stick. I was starting to worry about maple season" [X Link](https://x.com/QuakerOracle/status/1743762050805907463) 2024-01-06T22:30Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@kristin60360483 @Grokingreality @NickHudsonCT This current vaccine schedule is due to all the medical advancements and not at all due to money corporate greed controlling the populous reducing parental control and infantilising an entire nation. They truly just want whats best for our babies. 🙄" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1743887588400693405) 2024-01-07T06:49Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "Good morning Its so gorgeous. 😍" [X Link](https://x.com/QuakerOracle/status/1743985667934130580) 2024-01-07T13:19Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@Sophiologist_ I had a brief stint writing for a publication Branson owns. Never met him but the obsession within the organisation was unsettling. All the men wanted to be him. Most of the women wanted to be with him. He was infallible. What I'd do to be a fly on the wall today" [X Link](https://x.com/QuakerOracle/status/1744460123672584492) 2024-01-08T20:44Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "Been a monthly member for several years now. Guess it's time to cancel my membership and move to Pimsleur. Duolingo laid off a huge percentage of their contract translators and the remaining ones are simply reviewing AI translations to make sure they're 'acceptable'. This is the world we're creating. Removing the humanity from how we learn to connect with humanity. https://t.co/YdT6CTB3Kj Duolingo laid off a huge percentage of their contract translators and the remaining ones are simply reviewing AI translations to make sure they're 'acceptable'. This is the world we're creating. Removing the" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1744460546957562172) 2024-01-08T20:46Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "@Rahll And I've got some ocean front property in Arizona for ya" [X Link](https://x.com/QuakerOracle/status/1744460854966226987) 2024-01-08T20:47Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Theyre psychic over there. 💀 White Liberal Shocked As Black Man Gets ID https://t.co/3kXzoqhxLS White Liberal Shocked As Black Man Gets ID https://t.co/3kXzoqhxLS" [X Link](https://x.com/QuakerOracle/status/1744580954138525745) 2024-01-09T04:44Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "Definitely adding this to my summer trip schedule" [X Link](https://x.com/QuakerOracle/status/1744586768370806907) 2024-01-09T05:07Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "Aliens in Miami. Jew tunnels in NYC. Are we so desensitised now that we dont bat an eye at the absurdity of all this" [X Link](https://x.com/QuakerOracle/status/1744588847164317745) 2024-01-09T05:16Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@historyinmemes I use them daily" [X Link](https://x.com/QuakerOracle/status/1744590876976816457) 2024-01-09T05:24Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@auz5ak @historyinmemes I use the mouth for spoons. Its perfect" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1744591211799675309) 2024-01-09T05:25Z [--] followers, 10.6K engagements "@JoelWBerry I couldnt make it through this without giggling. 🤣" [X Link](https://x.com/QuakerOracle/status/1744844096131252635) 2024-01-09T22:10Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "Take a couple minutes and watch this. Its hilarious. I cant stop giggling. I really have no idea how The Babylon Bee can complete with this https://t.co/5OSzp9IREs I really have no idea how The Babylon Bee can complete with this https://t.co/5OSzp9IREs" [X Link](https://x.com/QuakerOracle/status/1744844168747217032) 2024-01-09T22:10Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "This is the comedy I needed today" [X Link](https://x.com/QuakerOracle/status/1744845323732697483) 2024-01-09T22:15Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "Really Apple" [X Link](https://x.com/QuakerOracle/status/1744857132053287016) 2024-01-09T23:02Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "Ive been reading tarot for 30+ years and every. single. time Im stunned by the accuracy. I shouldnt be at this point but here we are. 🤣" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1744859825157165352) 2024-01-09T23:12Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "Blasting what is perhaps my all time favourite song and taking the pups on a car ride to make them sleepy. It really is like having toddlers" [X Link](https://x.com/QuakerOracle/status/1744922886622552372) 2024-01-10T03:23Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@GigaBasedDad Yeah dating out here is rough. But on the bright side you can spot the loons a mile off now" [X Link](https://x.com/QuakerOracle/status/1744984638030803074) 2024-01-10T07:28Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@ZubyMusic @elonmusk Coffee shop owner here. You wouldnt believe the nonsense conversations I overhear. 🤣" [X Link](https://x.com/QuakerOracle/status/1745110682851332611) 2024-01-10T15:49Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@ZubyMusic @elonmusk It would be a refreshing change of pace if they were that sophisticated. My favourite so far is crime is a social construct of the right to keep people in poverty. 🤦🏼♀" [X Link](https://x.com/QuakerOracle/status/1745111609847030119) 2024-01-10T15:53Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "If you haven't watched An Idiot Abroad (produced by Ricky Gervais) give it a go. It's hilarious" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1745195608636317886) 2024-01-10T21:27Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "If you look at this picture and see Orthus were gonna be lifelong friends" [X Link](https://x.com/QuakerOracle/status/1745254249947132144) 2024-01-11T01:20Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "Tell me something interesting" [X Link](https://x.com/QuakerOracle/status/1745282054726488314) 2024-01-11T03:10Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@Sophiologist_ Creator. Whats your enneagram" [X Link](https://x.com/QuakerOracle/status/1745285373708665169) 2024-01-11T03:23Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "Bill Hicks never gets old. Go back to bed America your government is in control" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1745287485150711907) 2024-01-11T03:32Z [--] followers, [---] engagements "@koat7news Not a typo turns out" [X Link](https://x.com/QuakerOracle/status/1745288906138853785) 2024-01-11T03:37Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@Sophiologist_ Its interesting. I was introduced to it at a Christian Brothers retreat centre. It was one of the self-awareness tools the facilitators used with the guests" [X Link](https://x.com/QuakerOracle/status/1745290185414263068) 2024-01-11T03:43Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@ServusDeiVivi Revolting" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1745290494203060410) 2024-01-11T03:44Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "My best friend turns [--] today. Hes impossible to shop for but he loves Dad jokes. I plan to text him [--] new dad jokes every day for a week. Whats your favourite 👇🏻" [X Link](https://x.com/QuakerOracle/status/1745315772216287372) 2024-01-11T05:24Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "🤣 I take it as a compliment that my facial proportions are so classic my pic could be AI generated" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1745444634523050071) 2024-01-11T13:56Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "Theft. Like all other forms of taxation. Property tax really pisses me off though. I tell you how much I resent paying property taxes on property I own outright. How do you feel about property tax https://t.co/v02FyfRPOE How do you feel about property tax https://t.co/v02FyfRPOE" [X Link](https://x.com/QuakerOracle/status/1745534393932738675) 2024-01-11T19:53Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "I also resent that universities are exempt from property taxes. AU and SUNY own most of the property here and pay zero taxes. The town budget is met by taxing the [---] year round residents to death" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1745534395984023759) 2024-01-11T19:53Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "My house in the village (with no land) is 3.8x more in property taxes than my house in the woods which has acreage. All because the universities are exempt from paying taxes" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1745534397833433596) 2024-01-11T19:53Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "And AU just bought up [---] acres for a sports complex and that land is now coming off the tax roll. So taxes next year are going up" [X Link](https://x.com/QuakerOracle/status/1745534399595073973) 2024-01-11T19:53Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@MourningTalk @Sophiologist_ Children are a great way to discover more about yourself lol. I'm 8w9 though I tend to live in my [--]. My biggest challenge with that is I will let myself get walked on in order to maintain the peace" [X Link](https://x.com/QuakerOracle/status/1745537283959263357) 2024-01-11T20:04Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@mexicansharpsh1 Lmao. Thats amazing" [X Link](https://x.com/QuakerOracle/status/1745541048288280661) 2024-01-11T20:19Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "Aaand we are striking Yemen why exactly" [X Link](https://x.com/QuakerOracle/status/1745624470545416404) 2024-01-12T01:51Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "This is why Im against the death penalty. Even one person being executed for a crime they didnt commit is too many. @fasc1nate After spending more than [--] years in prison 70-year-old Glynn Simmons of Oklahoma has been exonerated after a [----] conviction for a murder he did not commit prosecutors said. He served the longest wrongful sentence in the United States. https://t.co/5W4bLHHIps @fasc1nate After spending more than [--] years in prison 70-year-old Glynn Simmons of Oklahoma has been exonerated after a [----] conviction for a murder he did not commit prosecutors said. He served the longest" [X Link](https://x.com/QuakerOracle/status/1745625276103393337) 2024-01-12T01:54Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@Sophiologist_ Agreed. I would expect to find an overwhelming preponderance of evidence to their evil soulless nature. Just take em out. Well also add pedos to the list" [X Link](https://x.com/QuakerOracle/status/1745634285380329617) 2024-01-12T02:30Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "What music do you listen to when youre so angry youre seeing red" [X Link](https://x.com/QuakerOracle/status/1745646377730797735) 2024-01-12T03:18Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "You ever been in a conversation with someone and a switch flips in them for just a moment and they go right back to normal Its like God says hold uplemme show you something and gives you a glimpse behind the mask. And the entire relationship changes in those [--] seconds" [X Link](https://x.com/QuakerOracle/status/1745834263759524302) 2024-01-12T15:44Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@thisone0verhere Yes and yes but Im old" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1745898537009754278) 2024-01-12T20:00Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "The most commercially successful fae trap Ive ever seen" [X Link](https://x.com/QuakerOracle/status/1745911107431125262) 2024-01-12T20:50Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@ampyourgrowth Every free feet pic is $20 not realised" [X Link](https://x.com/QuakerOracle/status/1745946766149669366) 2024-01-12T23:12Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "Blizzard surprise The one hour drive back from the city took three hours. 😬" [X Link](https://x.com/QuakerOracle/status/1745997392501940471) 2024-01-13T02:33Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@_p_rittenhouse That sounds good Im going with Turkish junk food" [X Link](https://x.com/QuakerOracle/status/1746000795282121213) 2024-01-13T02:46Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "Im so easily amused. Whenever I walk around singing Springtime for Hitler my dogs look at me like I grew another head. This will never not be funny" [X Link](https://x.com/QuakerOracle/status/1746022444211540057) 2024-01-13T04:12Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "Ive been long fascinated by the meeting at Jekyll Island so I went there on a lark this past summer. There was not one mention of the meeting on historical markers or in any of the tourist guides. So I recorded a perma Snap and geotagged it" [X Link](https://x.com/QuakerOracle/status/1746034585069125715) 2024-01-13T05:00Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "Deutschland is happy and gay" [X Link](https://x.com/QuakerOracle/status/1746038605993189563) 2024-01-13T05:16Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "Your most used GIF is your reaction when WWIII breaks out. https://t.co/DQmHBza7qK Your most used GIF is your reaction when WWIII breaks out. https://t.co/DQmHBza7qK" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1746039581747576915) 2024-01-13T05:20Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "This is going to be memory holed. King Arthur Flour has removed their baking Contest from the internet and news. It specified NO WHITE PEOPLE. Only POC - people of color can enter. https://t.co/TYVCBjBETF King Arthur Flour has removed their baking Contest from the internet and news. It specified NO WHITE PEOPLE. Only POC - people of color can enter. https://t.co/TYVCBjBETF" [X Link](https://x.com/QuakerOracle/status/1746050984336413022) 2024-01-13T06:06Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@GovKathyHochul You just love to control the populous" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1746252600540807536) 2024-01-13T19:27Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "Woodrow-fucking-Wilson strikes again. Average Joe didnt pay income tax til [----] when Woodrow Wilson signed it into law just [--] months before the federal reserve act became law. "When I say cut taxes I dont mean fiddle with the code. I mean abolish the income tax and the IRS and replace them with nothing." - Ron Paul "When I say cut taxes I dont mean fiddle with the code. I mean abolish the income tax and the IRS and replace them with nothing." - Ron Paul" [X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1746417743899795845) 2024-01-14T06:23Z [--] followers, [--] engagements "That moment you're scrolling the feed and see your friend on Joe Rogan" [X Link](https://x.com/QuakerOracle/status/1746589575697314197) 2024-01-14T17:46Z [----] followers, [--] engagements Limited data mode. Full metrics available with subscription: lunarcrush.com/pricing
@OneFlawedMortal One Flawed MortalOne Flawed Mortal posts on X about murder, money, elon musk, how to the most. They currently have [-----] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [-----] engagements in the last [--] hours.
Social category influence technology brands finance countries celebrities social networks stocks us election automotive brands currencies travel destinations
Social topic influence murder, money, elon musk, how to, hyundai, insurance, secret, the first, twitter, if you
Top assets mentioned GrokCoin (GROKCOIN) Spotify Technology (SPOT) Jesus Coin (JESUS) aiRight (AIRI)
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours
"@tradwife_ai My bad. I meant logistically. I didnt realise a hospital would allow that. I assumed theyd have to be involved and then get social services involved"
X Link 2025-02-07T00:22Z [----] followers, 56.1K engagements
"Babys lullaby was Mommy singing Gimme Three Steps by Lynyrd Skynyrd. 😅🙈 Not what I had in mind but it was all I could think of in the moment"
X Link 2025-02-13T23:18Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@LadyBlueMama Okay two endorsements now I will get some next time Im at the store. What benefits do you see"
X Link 2025-02-16T00:00Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@LadyBlueMama Iodized salt will not cross my threshold. 🤣 Real salt or bust. Thank you so much for the tips"
X Link 2025-02-16T19:14Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@Sophiologist_ Gonna see a lot of I couldnt have known"
X Link 2025-02-21T21:59Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"This was a beautiful saperavi a wine thats just starting to become known in American wine circles. In The West Wing in [----] they referenced saperavi. I am soooo curious who on the creative team knew about saperavi back then"
X Link 2025-02-22T03:33Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@Seraphima94 Whats the hair mask you used Ive never tried one before but I gotta do something about this mess"
X Link 2025-02-26T02:53Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"Im having a hard time finding modest full length dresses that I can wear both to work and to Mass and are made out of a decent material. I bought some made out of synthetic fabrics as a stop gap but the quality is poor. This is not a long-term solution"
X Link 2025-05-02T17:55Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"ChatGPT is an LLM. It learns off what it is fed. People have used em dashes for centuries. Its part of historic typesetting. Em dashes were so replete in the text AI learned off of that it now uses them everywhere. @immasiddx people used dashes before AIright @immasiddx people used dashes before AIright"
X Link 2025-07-27T12:27Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Today I learned one of the monks my mother worked with was one of the worlds leading experts on St. Thrse of Lisieux"
X Link 2025-10-19T19:48Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"This AWS outage has really ruined my day"
X Link 2025-10-20T21:51Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"One day your kettle is going to decide it doesnt like your X posts and youll never have hot water again. https://t.co/PjOCVa2Iu0 https://t.co/PjOCVa2Iu0"
X Link 2025-10-22T02:17Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@bakwasbandkrein I mean I was about to suggest dragon"
X Link 2025-10-24T12:29Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@Sophiologist_ Ortho bros be like Give me eleventh century theology or give me death"
X Link 2025-10-25T00:07Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"Our gas furnace is blowing cold air. Weve replaced the gas valve and the control board. It ran for an hour and stopped. Cant light it with a lighter so we think its not the ignition unit"
X Link 2025-11-07T20:40Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@RRR0BYN So she offered her child up as a sacrifice for the wealth that she would acquire"
X Link 2025-11-08T19:52Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@c54587 A new rabbit hole for me to go down"
X Link 2025-11-10T01:45Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@AudreyHurtburn I love nursing but I am struggling over here at [--] months. I am constantly tired and constantly hungry. I cant keep up on food or rest. I pray I make it to a year. You look like Wonder Woman to me"
X Link 2025-11-12T22:36Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@Seraphima94 Pitbull. Dont trust it for a second"
X Link 2025-11-13T18:22Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"My 9mo old baby just slept in his own bed for [--] whole minutes. Perhaps this regression is coming to an end finally"
X Link 2025-11-14T01:10Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@mamaaaasteel Those little toes"
X Link 2025-11-14T23:11Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@homemakinghunny I make a couple dozen coffee syrups each week for my cafe. Look into the LorAnns concentrated drams. One dram added to 750mls of simple syrup and it holds in the fridge for a week"
X Link 2025-11-17T00:30Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@MrsCMFrancis 🤷♀ Honestly I dont know. As I got older I began preferring the cold weather which is good because its winter here from October til April"
X Link 2025-11-18T21:18Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@MrsCMFrancis I love my All Clad But theyre pricey. The Cuisineart is a good second. Better price. Good quality. Cleans up beautifully. I cook everything in them. At my restaurant I use commercial carbon steel pans. But they need to be maintained"
X Link 2025-11-18T21:28Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@MrsCMFrancis I loved** my All Clad I realise how confusing my tweet was. I had a set of All Clad that I lost in a cross country move and I couldnt afford to replace them so I got the Cuisinart"
X Link 2025-11-18T21:31Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"My scaredy cat dog has decided she is in charge of home protection when my husband is not home. She now parks herself between the baby and the closest egress"
X Link 2025-11-19T23:57Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"My brain couldnt decide if it wanted to call my baby monkey or honey and what came out was good night my sweet money 💀"
X Link 2025-11-22T01:53Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@_kayCiam Electrolyte hydration and coconut oil on your skin"
X Link 2025-11-22T14:30Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"Demons walk amongst us. My husband and I knew that even if the genetic testing said he had down syndrome or another developmental disability we were going to raise the baby God gave us. Abortion is murder. Full stop. people are insane for thinking is bad idgaf disabled people who have already been born obviously deserve respect and a comfortable life but choosing not to give birth to a child who you know will have to deal with the disability for the rest of their life is 100% understandable. people are insane for thinking is bad idgaf disabled people who have already been born obviously"
X Link 2025-11-22T18:25Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@WhitneyGrenaway To increase the intense on your triceps put your hands on the floor underneath the centre of your chest in a diamond instead of out wide at shoulderwidth. Its so hard. 🔥💪"
X Link 2025-11-22T21:29Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Since my mother passed away I have taken up the mantle of giving Secret Santa assignments to our [--] person friend group. I love doing this"
X Link 2025-11-30T14:13Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@basedkarbon @torchthemall_ May I ask what his first symptoms were"
X Link 2025-11-30T23:28Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@dankerwim @basedkarbon Our paed said egg white is commonly an allergen also this age so for my 9mo weve been doing fully beaten and then scrambled eggs. No problems yet. Crossing our fingers"
X Link 2025-11-30T23:33Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"My Spotify Wrapped is hilarious because I very rarely use Spotify"
X Link 2025-12-05T00:46Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@capstellium Cookie exchanges should be capped at five people. I will die on this hill"
X Link 2025-12-06T23:21Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"This year I learned my friend who has her moms secret eggnog recipe really has Martha Stewarts eggnog recipe"
X Link 2025-12-07T01:43Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@GrantSlatton Totally a thing. We didnt have a tv but we did have a bunch of VHS tapes. We mustve watched Maverick daily for quite a spell"
X Link 2025-12-08T18:18Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@homemakinghunny This thing is a game changer. I have two models. One like this and one you can fill with saline cartridges from any Pharmacy. Ive also found keeping the humidifier running next to his bed at night helps a lot too"
X Link 2025-12-11T16:33Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"because God could have incarnated as a woman as well. But He didnt so lets knock this off. https://www.lifesitenews.com/news/italian-priest-suggests-baby-girl-jesus-in-nativity-scenes-in-call-for-women-deacons-bishops/ https://www.lifesitenews.com/news/italian-priest-suggests-baby-girl-jesus-in-nativity-scenes-in-call-for-women-deacons-bishops/"
X Link 2025-12-13T20:40Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@Seraphima94 I pray their measurements are off and you go into a spontaneous labour with a non-10lb baby before [--] weeks. 😅 My baby came out nearly 3lbs smaller than he measured on the growth scan two days before delivery"
X Link 2025-12-17T23:37Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@EdsPurgatory Beautiful Are you playing the Christmas Eve Mass at St Anns"
X Link 2025-12-19T23:07Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@kalezelden @khallwalker Wow I didnt know it could do that either. I have not plugged mine back in since your tweet. I hope youre on the mend"
X Link 2025-12-19T23:58Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@ribzoftiktok Who is this"
X Link 2025-12-24T00:14Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"When King Charles is trending in America I know it's because he said something we would wage a Revolution over"
X Link 2025-12-26T16:06Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@queenathenah There was obviously a lot of factors to it. But when I said I wouldnt have a baby in the house with a violent dog he told me hed never have kids with me"
X Link 2025-12-29T16:03Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@queenathenah He thought it was absurd that I was worried about a pitbull who seriously injured multiple dogs being around kids and I needed to just learn how to handle the dog and the children at the same time. Its wild"
X Link 2025-12-29T16:05Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@audrawrongspeak @queenathenah Yeah. Hes now far away from me. Pretty sure the pitbull killed another dog after we broke up"
X Link 2025-12-29T18:24Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@bertram_the_mom I always called it The City when I lived down in Palo Alto"
X Link 2025-12-29T21:41Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"This was reported on [--] years ago. https://www.fox9.com/news/charges-video-catches-minneapolis-daycare-financial-fraud Shocking unearthed footage shows parents pretending to drop kids off at a Minnesota day care center https://t.co/q215ZJdAdf https://t.co/yjYV180E3d https://www.fox9.com/news/charges-video-catches-minneapolis-daycare-financial-fraud Shocking unearthed footage shows parents pretending to drop kids off at a Minnesota day care center https://t.co/q215ZJdAdf https://t.co/yjYV180E3d"
X Link 2025-12-30T17:53Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"We rang in the New Year with champagne when the clock struck midnight in Ireland and went to bed early. Big fan. Highly recommend. Will do again next year"
X Link 2026-01-01T17:54Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"FedEx is trash. I own a restaurant. One day I watched the FedEx guy park out front. Check off my package as delivered in his app or whatever it is and drive off with my package still in his car. He never left the drivers seat. He didnt chuck the package out the window. Nothing. I filed a report and he came back and dropped it off. He said it was too far buried in the truck so he had to go deliver other stuff first. Ok Sure. Then why did you mark it as delivered https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2007153711013925138 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2007153711013925138"
X Link 2026-01-02T18:15Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"I am unsure how far along you are. I had complete placenta previa at the [--] week ultrasound which turned into vasa previa at the [--] week ultrasound. MFM told me it's pretty much a crapshoot. Most women have no symptoms and will have no complications and it usually moves out of the way by [--] weeks. My case was highly unusual in that when my placenta did move it divided in half. Things that did help reduce the frequency of bleeding: light activity no heavy lifting no carrying anything heavier than a gallon of milk no chopping firewood (which I had been doing til that point). I also drank a ton"
X Link 2026-01-03T18:08Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"The restaurant has been closed for the holidays. I go in tomorrow to bake in anticipation of reopening bright and early Monday morning. Cream puffs French crullers Gougeres Reeses Bars Banana bread Cinnamon sugar donuts Blueberry muffins Chai muffins Cheddar quiche Pepper Jack quiche Potato pie Sausage wellingtons Blueberry scones Hazelnut brownies Chocolate truffles Well see how far I get. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2007517326229258372 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2007517326229258372"
X Link 2026-01-03T18:20Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"Mealtimes with my baby are hilarious because I never know if my child is going to hold onto his piece of cheese (or chicken or egg or bread or cracker etc etc) for an hour or if he will actually eat it or surreptitiously give it to the dog"
X Link 2026-01-05T22:38Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"Hands down the most used tool in my house is the commercial dust mop"
X Link 2026-01-06T23:04Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@DaveEDanna Lololol I did this with a sippy cup. Imagine my surprise at three in the morning. 😅💀🫠"
X Link 2026-01-06T23:04Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"The commercial mop is a close second. Hands down the most used tool in my house is the commercial dust mop. https://t.co/U17LNy8In6 Hands down the most used tool in my house is the commercial dust mop. https://t.co/U17LNy8In6"
X Link 2026-01-06T23:08Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@NovusOrdoWatch I dont even know where to begin. Christ didnt ascend from the Cross. Died was buried and rose again on the third day in accordance with the scriptures. This staff feels both silly and somehow heretical"
X Link 2026-01-09T21:30Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@NovusOrdoWatch I just cant anymore"
X Link 2026-01-09T22:22Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"This line also gives me pause: truly everything that we are and possess needs to be offered to Jesus who is our inestimable treasure Not sure how I feel about the concept that Jesus is our treasure. That feels transactional and like it negates the life death and suffering of Christ. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2009754628607422538 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2009754628607422538"
X Link 2026-01-09T22:30Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@Ellieinspace I love me some beets"
X Link 2026-01-12T21:57Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"Miss Rachel will never be on in my house. Dunno what it is but she creeps me out"
X Link 2026-01-13T00:37Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@EdsPurgatory When I was hospitalised at Strong waiting to go into birth my roommate kept going on and on about how wonderful Miss Rachel is. It was giving cult vibes"
X Link 2026-01-13T00:41Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"If you are using a recipe in a cookbook and have a lot of distractions you can use a piece of laminate and a dry erase marker to check off the ingredients youve added"
X Link 2026-01-13T21:23Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@homemakinghunny Nice Wish mine would keep his hat on. His hatred of hats makes winter outdoor time rather brief lol"
X Link 2026-01-13T21:34Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@banjosupreme Thats a big focus when the elder two are here. I dont know where it comes from. Fighting the sticky is a constant battle it seems"
X Link 2026-01-14T01:13Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@MKDAWUSS @c54587 A lot of them. The cathedral in San Francisco is probably the ugliest building I have ever been in"
X Link 2026-01-14T22:41Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"This is the least of the emotional manipulation this child has endured and will continue to endure at the hands of this woman. I guarantee it"
X Link 2026-01-17T22:37Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@FrBarnabas Lovely facility Prayers for a fruitful retreat"
X Link 2026-01-17T22:37Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@elonmusk Look no further than the success of Crocs"
X Link 2026-01-17T22:38Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"If you know you know. 😍 Hands down the best and most reliable piece of kitchen equipment Ive ever used"
X Link 2026-01-18T16:38Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"In [----] I was teaching yoga in Chicago and Houston. Amazing how my world has changed"
X Link 2026-01-18T23:31Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"I wouldnt have taken advantage of it but I wouldve appreciated the offer. I wouldve rather boost my own supply. When I was afraid I was under producing I took steps to boost my supply and for months I was making way too much so it may be possible if she takes corrective steps"
X Link 2026-01-20T23:35Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"When I think about how exhausted I am I forget that not only am I EBF I work on my feet [--] days a week my baby barely sleeps and I lost [---] litres of blood during childbirth"
X Link 2026-01-21T02:27Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"Last night we went to bed early as we normally do. A little before [--] the baby woke up and was inconsolable. Not wanting to wake my husband I took the baby downstairs for an hour. He only woke twice after that and was in a great mood at 9am when he woke. Now Im wondering if the baby inherited my night owlness"
X Link 2026-01-21T02:39Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"Worked in Silicon Valley for longer than Id like to admit and this article is completely true. Those who climb the ladder are the ones who can play the game. https://t.co/VWSxlk4QdY https://t.co/VWSxlk4QdY"
X Link 2026-01-22T22:58Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@Seraphima94 Ok so I made the plant one out of supplies from Walmart and Amazon. Super easy. Super cheap. Like $100 compared to the several hundred the complete branded setups run"
X Link 2026-01-26T04:11Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@Seraphima94 We go to the city every couple months to pick up my husbands eldest two kids. Its always such a nightmare. I hate that place"
X Link 2026-01-30T22:16Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@Hestia_Esq Just wait until you dive into the demographic socioeconomic and absentee father correlations for SIDS. It was a rabbit hole I was not prepared for"
X Link 2026-02-01T02:35Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@MrsCMFrancis Its not usually even a quarter this bad. My step kids live in NYC and my husband and I are down there a lot. This is the first Ive ever seen trash piling up. This is new and due to the change in administration I think"
X Link 2026-02-02T00:10Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@HerbsandDirt Demon. Both Miss Rachel and Mr Beast"
X Link 2026-02-04T21:58Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@homemakinghunny [--] months. 😭 Since [--] months old hes been a terrible sleeper. Im struggling with getting his night feeding cut back. How did you do it"
X Link 2026-02-09T21:15Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@Exblonde451 Never tried Honest diapers but Im loving their wipes. My little guy goes through one diaper per nurisng session right now so I havent tested any diapers past [--] hours. Ill have to give Millie Moon a try when we extend"
X Link 2025-04-16T02:02Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"Mom Twitter how are we keeping young toddlers out of trouble in an open floor plan house while still giving lots of floor room to play and crawl and toddle"
X Link 2026-02-11T15:12Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@bertram_the_mom I make my own since Im sensitive to a lot of things. It totally helps. In my tumbler I put a dash of potassium bicarbonate a pinch of Celtic sea salt and a small sprinkle of Epsom salt. I add a packet of True Lemon for flavour. No stevia. No sugars"
X Link 2026-02-08T21:19Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@bertram_the_mom Oh. Make sure to get the food grade Epsom salt. If it has a nutrition label on the back its safe to eat"
X Link 2026-02-08T21:21Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"But yes Mother Mary is part of my faith. Do I think she has power of her own No. Thats reserved for Jesus. But I think she is an amazing role model for motherhood and I think her Son loves her. Does asking Mary to talk to her Son for me make any difference I dont know. It might. It might not. But it certainly doesnt hurt anything. 🤷♀"
X Link 2026-02-12T14:59Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@ChonchoEFY I dunno 😅 Im new to this. I think my main concern is him leaving the living room but the doorways are over [--] wide. I already dont have shelves or coffee tables or end tables in the living room"
X Link 2026-02-12T18:57Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@blessedmrs_s I already removed the coffee table and end tables. He seems really interested in leaving the living room though and crawling down the hallway which I cant see from the kitchen"
X Link 2026-02-12T18:58Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@Seraphima94 Girl Im ready to drive over there. Its so hard to find a decent one around here and the best one we had is retiring"
X Link 2026-02-12T19:26Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@Shultz_PA Jesus does the saving always. But I don't think it hurt anything to ask her to ask her son to save me especially after I already asked Him directly"
X Link 2026-02-12T23:14Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"I wanted a baby so badly. We conceived on our wedding night. At our anatomy scan at [--] weeks we got the bad news: I had placenta previa. I was put on modified bed rest. At [--] weeks I had massive bleed and I was rushed by ambulance in the middle of the night in a snow storm up to Rochester. The NICU team came in and explained what would happen to the baby if they did an emergency C section that early. The bleeding stopped and I went home a few days later. A couple weeks later I was back in the hospital with another bleed. Then sent back home. On my third bleed they discovered the placenta"
X Link 2026-02-11T22:35Z [----] followers, 805.7K engagements
"@Alicia_Bittle_ This is appalling. I recently purchased the Windi and saw the grossness on the packaging afterwards. I chucked it in the trash. Ill never buy another @fridababy product and Im telling all my Mom friends the same thing"
X Link 2026-02-13T23:14Z [----] followers, 12.2K engagements
"Yay My new podcast has some cover art #podcasting"
X Link 2018-08-25T03:54Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"Fascinating case study How Instagram Helps Callies Hot Little Biscuit to Serve Over [------] Customers Per Year #socialmedia https://ysmay.us/2KUxQDB https://ysmay.us/2KUxQDB"
X Link 2018-12-06T18:31Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"This Tiny Desk Concert with @LyleLovett is pure gold. It makes my heart sing. #morningtunes https://ysmay.us/2DR1UOB https://ysmay.us/2DR1UOB"
X Link 2019-02-07T15:11Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"And in [---] years the taste has not improved. The first recorded use of almond milk was from a Baghdadi cookbook of [----]. The first recorded use of almond milk was from a Baghdadi cookbook of 1226"
X Link 2019-02-07T22:21Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"My computer has crashed twice in the last hour and locked me out of all my files while I have [--] client projects due tonight. 🤬 Im being comforted by Willett Bourbon"
X Link 2019-02-08T22:59Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"Starting my day with @enriqueiglesias. #MorningTunes https://ysmay.us/2UzUepu https://ysmay.us/2UzUepu"
X Link 2019-02-11T15:01Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"Almost time to buy more #bourbon"
X Link 2019-11-15T05:30Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"Tea kettle on the stove. Watching tv with my AirPods in. Kettle starts whistling. I walk over to the stove and double tap my AirPods. And for a brief moment I stare at the kettle wondering why it didnt turn off. 🤦🏼♀"
X Link 2019-11-17T07:39Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"http://bit.ly/9EeHgp live stream of #ipaddevcamp"
X Link 2010-04-17T17:41Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"All the maps flying around Twitter right now are depressing af. Heres one about where its legal to have a pet monkey. Youre welcome"
X Link 2020-11-17T05:18Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"My folks bought a house last summer. After living there for months they just closed the closet door for the first time and discovered their own personal butler"
X Link 2022-03-29T02:47Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"The algo showing me harp ads for some reason"
X Link 2023-03-14T03:38Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"I think I speak for all Father Brown fans when I say I will watch as many as theyll make. Its the coziest murder show Ive ever seen"
X Link 2023-08-19T21:17Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"Really I have to subscribe to the blue premium whatever to download videos here"
X Link 2023-09-29T01:05Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@bjornfix @nikitabier Lizard man. 🤣"
X Link 2023-09-29T22:51Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@alexjackhughes @nikitabier Yaaaassss. Why does he insist on the haircut hes got"
X Link 2023-09-29T22:52Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"is watching paint dry"
X Link 2009-05-06T06:51Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"Today was my first time trying to buy ammo under @GovKathyHochuls new provision. The background check can take [--] min. to [--] days provided one begins the process during business hours. This is great news for the bear on my property who is scaring the piss outta my dogs"
X Link 2023-10-20T22:53Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@thesamparr My mom was hospitalised in multiple facilities while battling cancer. Not one of them had food that was nutritious and supportive of healing. W had to smuggle her meals in"
X Link 2023-10-21T03:06Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@DelusionPosting when thanks to a meme you realise Tiberius and Caligula were related"
X Link 2023-10-29T03:14Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@Rainmaker1973 Ok very cool but I was expecting a looping water feature for some reason"
X Link 2023-10-29T03:17Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"I cancelled my Netflix when they went this route. The only streaming I use is Prime. I cant cancel Prime as I use the shipping but I wont be watching TV anymore. Really not a bad thing for my wellness I suppose"
X Link 2023-11-01T13:16Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"If Runnings Meijer and Home Depot had a kinky threesome that produced a baby it would be my dream store"
X Link 2023-11-03T20:26Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"Amazon wastes advertising dollars showing me ads for NFL. I would much rather select what genres I want to receive ads for in the hopes Ill see ads for things Im interested in watching. NFL wouldnt be anywhere on the list"
X Link 2023-11-20T04:27Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"My brother doesnt want to go get Varenyky from the Orthodox Church with me because theyre Catholic. No theyre Orthodox. Same thing. I decided not to waste my breath"
X Link 2023-11-27T04:25Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@FlorioGina Recently engaged after 10yr marriage ended in divorce. Dating was a nightmare. I own a cafe but I need my husband and father of my children to value traditional gender roles. He needs to be the main provider and the protector while letting me run the home and raise kids. 1/3"
X Link 2023-12-01T21:38Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@FlorioGina He needs to value fidelity and loyalty from both of us. No flirting with other women. No keeping one eye open for someone better to come along. He needs to have an inner spiritual life and not be afraid of introspection and growth. 2/3"
X Link 2023-12-01T21:39Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@FlorioGina He needs to value health and wellness for himself and also his wife and family. He cant engage in self-destructive behaviour. In my most recent experiences the dating pool here is full of men who have the exact opposite of these traits and values. 3/3"
X Link 2023-12-01T21:40Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"There needs to be a dating app where instead of filling out a profile you just share your favourite memes"
X Link 2023-12-03T02:14Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@TheKevinDalton @GavinNewsom The bigger issue is that hes evil"
X Link 2023-12-08T06:08Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@dghirardi Shetland or Iceland"
X Link 2023-12-10T22:50Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"Gods forgiveness is a lot easier to attain than your own"
X Link 2023-12-12T05:08Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@_p_rittenhouse I like Pittsburg a lot. Good town. Tbilisi is the only city abroad Id jump at moving to"
X Link 2023-12-12T05:10Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@_p_rittenhouse @VenZenix Plus an IKEA. 🤷♀"
X Link 2023-12-12T05:10Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"He has the kavorka"
X Link 2023-12-19T10:09Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@BuenoForMiami [--] Im actually installing a rotary phone in my house. One step closer to getting rid of this little black box Im chained to. 🤣"
X Link 2023-12-24T14:59Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"Theres a huge murder of crows in the woods behind the house. Thousands of them. They are the best white noise machine"
X Link 2023-12-27T12:01Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@_p_rittenhouse Thats the biggest challenge of marriage. The real raw vulnerability thats required to build your life with another soul. Many dont know this before entering marriage. Give yourself credit for having the self-awareness"
X Link 2023-12-29T03:34Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@JoshDenny Layne Staleys earlier work with Mad Season is definitely worth a relisten"
X Link 2024-01-05T03:10Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@_p_rittenhouse The eternal enemy"
X Link 2024-01-05T05:46Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"About twice a year I get an unholy craving for Cheez-Its. Tonight is one of those nights"
X Link 2024-01-05T05:47Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"The Stephen Hawking memes are giving me life. 🔥"
X Link 2024-01-05T05:56Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Im not one to kink shame but @BrightInsight6 And apparently has a thing for undressed midgets. https://t.co/lyAZgMPOFf @BrightInsight6 And apparently has a thing for undressed midgets. https://t.co/lyAZgMPOFf"
X Link 2024-01-05T05:58Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@TheTravelingPhD @historyinmemes Me thought exactly. 🤣💀"
X Link 2024-01-05T06:02Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"You ever read a book and youre like this part is boring so you skip ahead a little bit and then youre confused and have to go back and read all the parts you skipped over Thats life. 1/3"
X Link 2024-01-05T07:43Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"Rush to the next big thing and skip the boring bits all you like but youll also skip spiritual lessons that give you much needed skills. Skip these and youll be left one day thinking this makes no sense and I dont have the skills to deal with it. 2/3"
X Link 2024-01-05T07:43Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"For even in the mundane even in the boring bits profound spiritual lessons are waiting to be learned and spiritual skills waiting to be practised. And future lessons Youll move through them with more ease speed and grace. Dont try to rush through life. 3/3"
X Link 2024-01-05T07:43Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@_p_rittenhouse I do. Though the bed is a bit shorter than Id like"
X Link 2024-01-06T03:13Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@Sophiologist_ I never got the shot in the first place. The whole situation had more red flags than a circus and I couldnt bring myself to do it. Interestingly for the last [--] months the first question asked by my cardiologists nurse every visit is have you had a COVID vaccination"
X Link 2024-01-06T22:05Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"So glad its snowing and cold enough to stick. I was starting to worry about maple season"
X Link 2024-01-06T22:30Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@kristin60360483 @Grokingreality @NickHudsonCT This current vaccine schedule is due to all the medical advancements and not at all due to money corporate greed controlling the populous reducing parental control and infantilising an entire nation. They truly just want whats best for our babies. 🙄"
X Link 2024-01-07T06:49Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Good morning Its so gorgeous. 😍"
X Link 2024-01-07T13:19Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@Sophiologist_ I had a brief stint writing for a publication Branson owns. Never met him but the obsession within the organisation was unsettling. All the men wanted to be him. Most of the women wanted to be with him. He was infallible. What I'd do to be a fly on the wall today"
X Link 2024-01-08T20:44Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"Been a monthly member for several years now. Guess it's time to cancel my membership and move to Pimsleur. Duolingo laid off a huge percentage of their contract translators and the remaining ones are simply reviewing AI translations to make sure they're 'acceptable'. This is the world we're creating. Removing the humanity from how we learn to connect with humanity. https://t.co/YdT6CTB3Kj Duolingo laid off a huge percentage of their contract translators and the remaining ones are simply reviewing AI translations to make sure they're 'acceptable'. This is the world we're creating. Removing the"
X Link 2024-01-08T20:46Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"@Rahll And I've got some ocean front property in Arizona for ya"
X Link 2024-01-08T20:47Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Theyre psychic over there. 💀 White Liberal Shocked As Black Man Gets ID https://t.co/3kXzoqhxLS White Liberal Shocked As Black Man Gets ID https://t.co/3kXzoqhxLS"
X Link 2024-01-09T04:44Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"Definitely adding this to my summer trip schedule"
X Link 2024-01-09T05:07Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"Aliens in Miami. Jew tunnels in NYC. Are we so desensitised now that we dont bat an eye at the absurdity of all this"
X Link 2024-01-09T05:16Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@historyinmemes I use them daily"
X Link 2024-01-09T05:24Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@auz5ak @historyinmemes I use the mouth for spoons. Its perfect"
X Link 2024-01-09T05:25Z [--] followers, 10.6K engagements
"@JoelWBerry I couldnt make it through this without giggling. 🤣"
X Link 2024-01-09T22:10Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"Take a couple minutes and watch this. Its hilarious. I cant stop giggling. I really have no idea how The Babylon Bee can complete with this https://t.co/5OSzp9IREs I really have no idea how The Babylon Bee can complete with this https://t.co/5OSzp9IREs"
X Link 2024-01-09T22:10Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"This is the comedy I needed today"
X Link 2024-01-09T22:15Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"Really Apple"
X Link 2024-01-09T23:02Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"Ive been reading tarot for 30+ years and every. single. time Im stunned by the accuracy. I shouldnt be at this point but here we are. 🤣"
X Link 2024-01-09T23:12Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Blasting what is perhaps my all time favourite song and taking the pups on a car ride to make them sleepy. It really is like having toddlers"
X Link 2024-01-10T03:23Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@GigaBasedDad Yeah dating out here is rough. But on the bright side you can spot the loons a mile off now"
X Link 2024-01-10T07:28Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@ZubyMusic @elonmusk Coffee shop owner here. You wouldnt believe the nonsense conversations I overhear. 🤣"
X Link 2024-01-10T15:49Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@ZubyMusic @elonmusk It would be a refreshing change of pace if they were that sophisticated. My favourite so far is crime is a social construct of the right to keep people in poverty. 🤦🏼♀"
X Link 2024-01-10T15:53Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"If you haven't watched An Idiot Abroad (produced by Ricky Gervais) give it a go. It's hilarious"
X Link 2024-01-10T21:27Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"If you look at this picture and see Orthus were gonna be lifelong friends"
X Link 2024-01-11T01:20Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"Tell me something interesting"
X Link 2024-01-11T03:10Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@Sophiologist_ Creator. Whats your enneagram"
X Link 2024-01-11T03:23Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"Bill Hicks never gets old. Go back to bed America your government is in control"
X Link 2024-01-11T03:32Z [--] followers, [---] engagements
"@koat7news Not a typo turns out"
X Link 2024-01-11T03:37Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@Sophiologist_ Its interesting. I was introduced to it at a Christian Brothers retreat centre. It was one of the self-awareness tools the facilitators used with the guests"
X Link 2024-01-11T03:43Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@ServusDeiVivi Revolting"
X Link 2024-01-11T03:44Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"My best friend turns [--] today. Hes impossible to shop for but he loves Dad jokes. I plan to text him [--] new dad jokes every day for a week. Whats your favourite 👇🏻"
X Link 2024-01-11T05:24Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"🤣 I take it as a compliment that my facial proportions are so classic my pic could be AI generated"
X Link 2024-01-11T13:56Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Theft. Like all other forms of taxation. Property tax really pisses me off though. I tell you how much I resent paying property taxes on property I own outright. How do you feel about property tax https://t.co/v02FyfRPOE How do you feel about property tax https://t.co/v02FyfRPOE"
X Link 2024-01-11T19:53Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"I also resent that universities are exempt from property taxes. AU and SUNY own most of the property here and pay zero taxes. The town budget is met by taxing the [---] year round residents to death"
X Link 2024-01-11T19:53Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"My house in the village (with no land) is 3.8x more in property taxes than my house in the woods which has acreage. All because the universities are exempt from paying taxes"
X Link 2024-01-11T19:53Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"And AU just bought up [---] acres for a sports complex and that land is now coming off the tax roll. So taxes next year are going up"
X Link 2024-01-11T19:53Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@MourningTalk @Sophiologist_ Children are a great way to discover more about yourself lol. I'm 8w9 though I tend to live in my [--]. My biggest challenge with that is I will let myself get walked on in order to maintain the peace"
X Link 2024-01-11T20:04Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@mexicansharpsh1 Lmao. Thats amazing"
X Link 2024-01-11T20:19Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"Aaand we are striking Yemen why exactly"
X Link 2024-01-12T01:51Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"This is why Im against the death penalty. Even one person being executed for a crime they didnt commit is too many. @fasc1nate After spending more than [--] years in prison 70-year-old Glynn Simmons of Oklahoma has been exonerated after a [----] conviction for a murder he did not commit prosecutors said. He served the longest wrongful sentence in the United States. https://t.co/5W4bLHHIps @fasc1nate After spending more than [--] years in prison 70-year-old Glynn Simmons of Oklahoma has been exonerated after a [----] conviction for a murder he did not commit prosecutors said. He served the longest"
X Link 2024-01-12T01:54Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@Sophiologist_ Agreed. I would expect to find an overwhelming preponderance of evidence to their evil soulless nature. Just take em out. Well also add pedos to the list"
X Link 2024-01-12T02:30Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"What music do you listen to when youre so angry youre seeing red"
X Link 2024-01-12T03:18Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"You ever been in a conversation with someone and a switch flips in them for just a moment and they go right back to normal Its like God says hold uplemme show you something and gives you a glimpse behind the mask. And the entire relationship changes in those [--] seconds"
X Link 2024-01-12T15:44Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@thisone0verhere Yes and yes but Im old"
X Link 2024-01-12T20:00Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"The most commercially successful fae trap Ive ever seen"
X Link 2024-01-12T20:50Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@ampyourgrowth Every free feet pic is $20 not realised"
X Link 2024-01-12T23:12Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"Blizzard surprise The one hour drive back from the city took three hours. 😬"
X Link 2024-01-13T02:33Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@_p_rittenhouse That sounds good Im going with Turkish junk food"
X Link 2024-01-13T02:46Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"Im so easily amused. Whenever I walk around singing Springtime for Hitler my dogs look at me like I grew another head. This will never not be funny"
X Link 2024-01-13T04:12Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"Ive been long fascinated by the meeting at Jekyll Island so I went there on a lark this past summer. There was not one mention of the meeting on historical markers or in any of the tourist guides. So I recorded a perma Snap and geotagged it"
X Link 2024-01-13T05:00Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"Deutschland is happy and gay"
X Link 2024-01-13T05:16Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"Your most used GIF is your reaction when WWIII breaks out. https://t.co/DQmHBza7qK Your most used GIF is your reaction when WWIII breaks out. https://t.co/DQmHBza7qK"
X Link 2024-01-13T05:20Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"This is going to be memory holed. King Arthur Flour has removed their baking Contest from the internet and news. It specified NO WHITE PEOPLE. Only POC - people of color can enter. https://t.co/TYVCBjBETF King Arthur Flour has removed their baking Contest from the internet and news. It specified NO WHITE PEOPLE. Only POC - people of color can enter. https://t.co/TYVCBjBETF"
X Link 2024-01-13T06:06Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@GovKathyHochul You just love to control the populous"
X Link 2024-01-13T19:27Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"Woodrow-fucking-Wilson strikes again. Average Joe didnt pay income tax til [----] when Woodrow Wilson signed it into law just [--] months before the federal reserve act became law. "When I say cut taxes I dont mean fiddle with the code. I mean abolish the income tax and the IRS and replace them with nothing." - Ron Paul "When I say cut taxes I dont mean fiddle with the code. I mean abolish the income tax and the IRS and replace them with nothing." - Ron Paul"
X Link 2024-01-14T06:23Z [--] followers, [--] engagements
"That moment you're scrolling the feed and see your friend on Joe Rogan"
X Link 2024-01-14T17:46Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
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