# ![@LKTranslator Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::3025939600.png) @LKTranslator Laura K beyond parody

Laura K beyond parody posts on X about israel, breaking, iran, hamas the most. They currently have [-------] followers and [----] posts still getting attention that total [------] engagements in the last [--] hours.

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### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"BREAKING: Boris Johnson and Michael Gove to lose passports"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1467463156754796545)  2021-12-05T11:57Z 258.1K followers, 10K engagements


"BREAKING: The Met Police are now handing evidence of a *crime* to Sue Gray for investigation instead of investigating the crime themselves. I give up how the fuck do I even parody this x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1485390231683706881)  2022-01-23T23:13Z 165.1K followers, 24.8K engagements


"BREAKING: Everything bad that they told us would happen under Jeremy Corbyn is happening under Boris Johnson"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1489220549180108807)  2022-02-03T12:53Z 165.1K followers, 46.1K engagements


"BREAKING: The Metropolitan Police have arrested a black man for wearing a coat in nice weather and no this is not a joke x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/1507405934288674823)  2022-03-25T17:15Z 152.5K followers, [----] engagements


"BREAKING: Rishi Sunak says it would cost [--] billion to increase benefits to match inflation but sadly we can't afford to feed hungry people because Dido Harding got all the money for her test and trace system that didn't work x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1508732032821698562)  2022-03-29T09:05Z 258.1K followers, 16.7K engagements


"BREAKING: Nurses will not be allowed to park for free at work from Friday but you will be pleased to know MPs will still be allowed to park for free at work x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1509239836770770949)  2022-03-30T18:43Z 258.1K followers, 15.8K engagements


"BREAKING: Rishi Sunak has explained that just because his wife's home is in the UK and their children go to school in the UK and his job is in the UK does not mean his wife is a resident in the UK. Hope this clarifies things x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1512042914926534656)  2022-04-07T12:21Z 165.1K followers, 28.1K engagements


"BREAKING: A bloke in Croydon who donated [--] to the Tories and runs a business making hats has been awarded a [---] million contract to send refugees to Rwanda x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/1514951168212013066)  2022-04-15T12:57Z 244.2K followers, [----] engagements


"BREAKING: The DUP have been relegated to third place in Northern Ireland. This is the most devastating event since the asteroid wiped out the dinosaurs [----] years ago 😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1522888413959098368)  2022-05-07T10:37Z 258.1K followers, [--] engagements


"BREAKING: The Tories are set to announce a "bonfire of EU laws" to boost the economy. It looks like chickens washed in chlorine and fish glowing from radiation are going to become a reality after all Who else is excited x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/1523435063723003905)  2022-05-08T22:49Z 247.2K followers, 12.5K engagements


"BREAKING: Piers Morgan is taking a six week break from his new TV show after blaming "lefties" and "cancel culture" for the fact none of his supporters want to watch it x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1530276199448158208)  2022-05-27T19:54Z 257K followers, 14.9K engagements


"BREAKING: The people who demand you pay higher prices for literally everything else are refusing to pay a higher price for your labour. It's a free market for them but a rigged market for you x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/1538799523555946497)  2022-06-20T08:22Z 258.3K followers, 14K engagements


"BREAKING: Nadine Dorries & Boris Johnson went on a bender then attended PMQs when they were still pissed & Nadine Dorries spent the entire time yelling "You're boring" at Sir Keir Starmer. You're probably thinking this is a joke but it really happened x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1549087144723025921)  2022-07-18T17:42Z 165.1K followers, 31.1K engagements


"BREAKING: If you want to know why your energy bills are so high you will be delighted to know the National Grid has paid out [---] billion to shareholders x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1554789016586813441)  2022-08-03T11:19Z 258.1K followers, 22.8K engagements


"BREAKING: Rishi Sunak plans to scrap university courses that don't improve earning potential presumably meaning we will have to make do without any new teachers or nurses x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1556190287118073856)  2022-08-07T08:07Z 165.1K followers, 24.5K engagements


"Guys you're going to need to sit down for this because I've got some deeply upsetting news. It's Michael Gove he. he's stepping down from frontline politics. I'm broken 😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/1560737800193966080)  2022-08-19T21:17Z 257.5K followers, [----] engagements


"BREAKING: John Major has eviscerated Boris Johnson's government https://x.com/iamdavidbeckett/status/1561680081470341121/video/1 https://x.com/iamdavidbeckett/status/1561680081470341121/video/1"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/1561723243391844353)  2022-08-22T14:33Z 258.2K followers, 27.9K engagements


"BREAKING: Boris Johnson has solved the energy crisis by advising you to buy a new kettle (which will cost 20) so that you can save [--] a year on your energy bill. Aren't Tories brilliant at economics x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/1565314290118172672)  2022-09-01T12:23Z 256.9K followers, 10.2K engagements


"BREAKING: You will be pleased to know that Boris Johnson is entitled to "severance pay" of [-----] for resigning in disgrace which is just about enough to cover his winter fuel bill. Must be nice eh x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1565342487304351746)  2022-09-01T14:15Z 258.1K followers, 10.5K engagements


""The servant must clear my desk for me. I can't be expected to move things.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1568571047892459523)  2022-09-10T12:04Z 165.1K followers, 385.4K engagements


"BREAKING: You will be pleased to know hospitals are cancelling appointments for cancer patients on the day of the Queen's funeral as a "mark of respect" and no this one is not satire either. This island is getting a little too sinister for my liking"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1569379190637486087)  2022-09-12T17:35Z 165.1K followers, 269.2K engagements


"BREAKING: I must bring you the exciting news the Tories are lining up Nadine Dorries to replace Liz Truss. We're saved 😍"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1575759820099043329)  2022-09-30T08:09Z 258.1K followers, [----] engagements


"@Allen_G_Webster Loan is also a verb sweetie x loan /ln/ verb lend (a sum of money or item of property)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/NormalIslandNws/status/1625432789611868163)  2023-02-14T09:52Z 248.7K followers, [----] engagements


"BREAKING: Rishi Sunak says homeowners should "hold their nerve" when rising interest rates make them homeless. Similarly homeowners said rich people should "hold their nerve" when the guillotine makes a long overdue comeback x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1673047064765161484)  2023-06-25T20:45Z 251.8K followers, 31.5K engagements


"BREAKING: Nation unclear why the tax payer should help Thames Water with their [--] billion debt when they could just "hold their nerve" like the rest of us x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1674330388338995200)  2023-06-29T08:14Z 251.8K followers, [----] engagements


"Who among my followers is using Threads who I've not found yet Drop a link to your profiles and I'll follow you x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1678486350754902027)  2023-07-11T07:22Z 251.8K followers, 12.5K engagements


"BREAKING: The high court has explained you don't have to comply with a court order if your name is Boris Johnson x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1679876395885789185)  2023-07-14T15:36Z 251.8K followers, 21.7K engagements


"BREAKING: Liz Truss has confirmed she earns 15k an hour for a second job because she is a highly skilled individual whose talents would add value to any company in a totally non-corrupt way x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1679876478337417218)  2023-07-14T20:25Z 251.4K followers, 16.2K engagements


"If tax contributions to the royal family were voluntary would you contribute to them x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1682776405652717573)  2023-08-01T06:11Z 251.8K followers, 43.5K engagements


"BREAKING: Elon Musk has opted to change the Twitter logo to an X after deciding a swastika might be a bit much x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1683204659190591491)  2023-08-01T08:01Z 251.9K followers, 28.1K engagements


"Huge congratulations to Baroness Owen and Lord Kempsell who have smashed a glass ceiling by becoming the first ever 12-year-olds to take their seats in the House of Lords where they will legislate forever 😍"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1683494129718657029)  2023-08-01T08:01Z [--] followers, 19.2K engagements


"BREAKING: Rishi Sunak has committed to building one million homes before the next election. This one million will include existing homes that have been redecorated by the owners any newly purchased garden sheds and Wendy houses that have been cleaned out x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1683932960029044740)  2023-08-01T08:01Z 251.8K followers, 51K engagements


"BREAKING: British Gas regrets to announce that inflation caused them to have record profits of [---] million in the first half of this year due to external forces that are completely out of their control x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1684526469479817216)  2023-08-06T07:02Z 251.8K followers, 31.6K engagements


"BREAKING: Charlotte Owen has reassured the nation that she is in the House of Lords for the perfectly legitimate reason of having lots of dirt on Boris Johnson x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1684608037212823552)  2023-08-01T08:01Z 251.8K followers, 19.9K engagements


"BREAKING: If you are concerned this year will be the hottest year on record you will be pleased to know scientists have confirmed it's also going to be the coldest year of the rest of your life x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1685019064035344384)  2023-08-06T23:28Z 251.3K followers, 19.6K engagements


"BREAKING: The Labour Party has distanced itself from the Tories' policy of sending refugees to a prison ship insisting their policy will be different because they will paint cartoon characters on the barge so it's a bit nicer x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1688304530214043648)  2023-08-06T21:42Z 251.8K followers, 22.7K engagements


"BREAKING: The government has sentenced [---] men to [--] months in prison on Bibby Stockholm for the crime of asking for asylum x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1688606251838529537)  2023-08-07T17:41Z 251.4K followers, 45.8K engagements


"BREAKING: The people who told you that Brexit would go brilliantly would like to reassure you that leaving the ECHR would go brilliantly x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1689939827200778240)  2023-08-11T10:00Z 251.8K followers, 33K engagements


"BREAKING: You will be pleased to know the government is only spending [---] billion on its Bibby Stockholm plans - money that could have been spent on [-----] new council homes x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1690000268186746880)  2023-08-11T14:00Z 251.8K followers, 30K engagements


"BREAKING: Suella Braverman has explained the only reason she allowed refugees to be sent onto the Bibby Stockholm despite knowing it had tested positive for legionella bacteria is that she wanted the refugees to drink the water x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1690069926281728000)  2023-08-11T18:37Z 251.8K followers, 15.6K engagements


"BREAKING: I've just donated [--] to the Tory party and been given a [---] billion contract to build a refugee centre in the mountains of Mordor that no one is going to be sent to 😍"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1690299277191380992)  2023-08-12T09:48Z 251.8K followers, 72K engagements


"Do you believe Laurence Fox is a racist nut job or a misunderstood genius x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1690339216301899777)  2023-08-12T12:27Z 251.8K followers, 41.4K engagements


"BREAKING: Legionella bacteria is understood to be distraught at being linked to Suella Braverman x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1690415428122693632)  2023-08-12T17:30Z 251.4K followers, 31.6K engagements


"BREAKING: The woman who tried to give refugees legionnaires' disease is pretending she is sad that refugees drowned in the English Channel"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1690700674286149632)  2023-08-13T12:23Z 251.8K followers, 51.5K engagements


"Since James Whale is trending now is a good time to remind everyone he tried to get me sacked from the BBC because he thought I was the "other Laura". He's incredibly sharp x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1691847490293694587)  2023-08-16T16:20Z 251.8K followers, 22.5K engagements


"BREAKING: I must bring you the upsetting news that Putin's close friend Yevgeny Prigozhin has accidentally crashed his plane just days after almost falling out of a window 😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1694405115476582433)  2023-08-23T17:43Z 251.8K followers, 24.8K engagements


"BREAKING: The Tories are doubling financial support for MPs who lose their seats at the next election. This is because a lot of Tory MPs are going to lose their seats at the next election x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1695079422997442645)  2023-08-25T14:23Z 251.8K followers, [----] engagements


"BREAKING: Prince Andrew who paid off the woman he allegedly raped is being chauffeured back into the royal fold because it's not like he did something really inappropriate like marry an African-American woman x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1696881809349386617)  2023-08-30T13:45Z 251.4K followers, 25.9K engagements


"BREAKING: The government announces safety plan for hospitals built from RAAC which involves running out of the building really fast if it starts to collapse x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1699414084611871001)  2023-09-06T13:27Z 251.3K followers, 18.5K engagements


"I don't want to build anyone's hopes up but if this Tory rebellion succeeds Jonathan Gullis could be our next prime minister 😍"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1701649335065190903)  2023-09-12T17:29Z 251.1K followers, 28.2K engagements


"BREAKING: Gillian Keenan has confirmed it's a total coincidence that her husband works for a company that made [--] million from the school building fund x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1702383002746003508)  2023-09-14T18:05Z 251.8K followers, 106.2K engagements


"Jaw-dropping response from the Metropolitan Police following compensation of Sarah Everard protesters 👇"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1702446983095464173)  2023-09-14T22:19Z 251.8K followers, 23K engagements


"BREAKING: Rishi Sunak has vowed to ban the XL bully which is not to be confused with Priti Patel x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1702719626533077281)  2023-09-15T16:22Z 251.8K followers, 53.9K engagements


"When you stop to think about it it's really disgusting that our libel laws have stoped people speaking out about a sexual predator potentially endangering women for years isn't it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1703025990677512227)  2023-09-16T12:40Z 251.8K followers, [---] engagements


"BREAKING: Prince Andrew advises Russell Brand to explain he can't sweat and borrow [--] million from his mother to pay off his accusers. This will prove his innocence x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1703475008129872304)  2023-09-17T18:24Z 251.8K followers, 86.3K engagements


"If only there was someone in a prominent role at the BBC who could have informed the public on the state of chaos instead of mindlessly regurgitating whatever Dominic Cummings told her to say x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1703912483595944431)  2023-09-18T23:22Z 251.8K followers, 27.2K engagements


"HUGE announcement from Rishi Sunak 👇"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1704440527691690213)  2023-09-20T10:21Z 251.8K followers, 14.6K engagements


"BREAKING: Sir Keir Starmer is understood to be livid that Rishi Sunak has taken his title of "UK's biggest u-turner" 😭😭😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1704531305478688903)  2023-09-20T16:21Z 251.8K followers, 11.5K engagements


"Who agrees that unelected Rishi Sunak should demonstrate how popular his new policies (that weren't in the Tory manifesto) are with the public by holding a general election x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1704542762534613266)  2023-09-20T17:07Z 251.8K followers, 14.7K engagements


"BREAKING: Liz Truss has welcomed the Tories' delay on net zero plans saying this can do for the planet what her mini-budget did for your mortgage 😍"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1704554605684621824)  2023-09-20T17:54Z 251.8K followers, 10.2K engagements


"BREAKING: [----] year old demon Rupert Murdoch is retiring leading to concerns about how we will maintain media impartiality and exceptional journalistic standards when he's gone 😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1704851432728592636)  2023-09-21T13:33Z 251.8K followers, 17K engagements


"@Parody_PM Whoa slow down there Let's not get ahead of ourselves x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1705587456681144649)  2023-09-23T14:18Z 258.1K followers, [----] engagements


"BREAKING: Gammons face existential crisis as they realise GB News has done a cancel culture on Dan Wootton and Laurence whatshisface and now they have no idea who to be angry at 😭😭😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1707122635572752433)  2023-09-27T19:58Z 251.8K followers, 25.8K engagements


"BREAKING: Police officers have explained the reason they are misusing body cameras (switching them off) is because using them properly (switching them on) would get them into lots of trouble x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1707352578692939829)  2023-09-28T11:12Z 251.8K followers, 26.5K engagements


"BREAKING: The people who tried to shut down the BBC because Gary Lineker said refugees are humans are furious that people want GBeebies to be shut down because its idea of political analysis is discussing whether a woman with an opinion is shaggable x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1707357373248024911)  2023-09-28T11:31Z 251.8K followers, 33.2K engagements


"Absolutely disgusting that the BBC has allowed high profile stars like Gary Lineker to express political views. Everyone at the BBC should be politically neutral. Like me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1707363592775819680)  2023-09-28T11:56Z 251.8K followers, 24.7K engagements


"BREAKING: British politicians unanimously agree no more money for the NHS or any other public services because we must spend all our money on a submarine that can blow up the entire world x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1707677905562509652)  2023-09-29T08:45Z [--] followers, 12.4K engagements


"BREAKING: GB News has explained that Dan Wootton and Laurence Fox do not represent their values and going forwards they will only have people on who do represent their values which is why 30p Lee is interviewing Suella Braverman today x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1707690292701270092)  2023-09-29T09:34Z 251.3K followers, 48.8K engagements


"BREAKING: Father Calvin Robinson has been suspended meaning GB News is now the biggest perpetrator of cancel culture in the UK 😭😭😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1707751239566414133)  2023-09-29T13:36Z 251.8K followers, 22.4K engagements


"BREAKING: There is growing concern that since GB News has suspended Dan Wootton Laurence Fox and Father whatshisname they might realise all their other presenters are right wing dickheads too x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1707820631062950262)  2023-09-29T18:12Z 251.8K followers, 36.1K engagements


"BREAKING: Ed Davey apologises for comparing Tories to c*nts and explains he did not mean to cause any offence to c*nts for the cruel and unfair comparison x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1708254003618889778)  2023-09-30T22:54Z 251.8K followers, 18.9K engagements


"BREAKING: Priti Patel has criticised Suella Braverman's suggestion that multiculturalism has failed meaning our home secretary is now to the right of Satan x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1708444885072691629)  2023-10-01T11:32Z 251.8K followers, 30.5K engagements


"BREAKING: This year's Tory conference has broken attendance records with a whopping [--] people in the room and an average age of [---] proving the Conservatives are the party of the future 😍"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1708523830560333887)  2023-10-01T16:46Z 251.8K followers, 32K engagements


"I don't mean to get you all excited but I think the Liz Truss comeback is finally on 😍 #MakeBritainGrowAgain"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1708883517197652191)  2023-10-02T16:35Z 251.8K followers, 15K engagements


"This is the most powerful thing you will ever read. A truly historic moment 👇"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1708951791058944335)  2023-10-02T21:07Z 251.8K followers, 15.6K engagements


"BREAKING: Suella Braverman has warned of a hurricane of dangerous migrants coming into the country failing to respect our values and damaging the UK. Like her parents for example x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1709235248809066521)  2023-10-03T15:53Z 251.8K followers, [----] engagements


"BREAKING: Suella Braverman has explained she said the most evil things imaginable in her conference speech because this is what gives her the best chance of appealing to Tory voters x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1709235863085789235)  2023-10-03T15:56Z 251.8K followers, [----] engagements


"BREAKING: 1930s Germany has distanced itself from the Tory conference and said these people might be going a bit far now x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1709236508631122413)  2023-10-03T15:58Z 251.8K followers, 26K engagements


"BREAKING: Rishi Sunak wants to raise the smoking age to create a smoke-free generation but his government continues to burn fossil fuels because he can't be arsed to create a smoke-free planet x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1709589183159796180)  2023-10-04T15:19Z 251.8K followers, 19.6K engagements


"BREAKING: Rishi Sunak says he wouldn't rule out letting Nick Griffin Paul Golding Jayda Fransen and Jeremy Kyle join the Tories because he's always felt they have Conservative values anyway x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1709607649979875510)  2023-10-04T16:33Z 251.8K followers, 10.1K engagements


"BREAKING: The government is now saying it got everything wrong for the last [--] years and this means it's the only party that's capable of putting things right. This is why you're not allowed to have a general election x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1709857951500882196)  2023-10-05T09:07Z 251.4K followers, 32.2K engagements


"BREAKING: Penny Mordaunt told her [---] year old audience to "stand up and fight" [--] times at the Tory conference unaware they could not stand up and fight because they are [---] years old x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1709899253986763202)  2023-10-05T11:52Z 251.8K followers, 15.3K engagements


"I bet you never had Tory leadership race on your bingo card but here we are. Full story 👇"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1709948371073646787)  2023-10-05T15:07Z 251.3K followers, 28.3K engagements


"BREAKING: Suella Braverman says not to worry about leaving the European Convention on Human Rights because she will ensure you have the appropriate level of human rights once we're out x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1710210510686163302)  2023-10-06T08:28Z 251.8K followers, 11.9K engagements


"BREAKING: Rishi Sunak has reassured the nation that all land allocated for HS2 will be sold at significantly below market value to Tory donors x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1710275387270340762)  2023-10-06T12:46Z 251.8K followers, 53.1K engagements


"BREAKING: Rishi Sunak has reassured everyone who is desperate for a general election he has another [--] months to destroy the country out of pure unadulterated spite before you will get your say x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1710396241194910096)  2023-10-06T20:46Z 251.8K followers, 29.8K engagements


"BREAKING: British politicians are frantically checking with their focus groups to see if they should support or oppose ethnic cleansing x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1712755985184326104)  2023-10-13T09:03Z 251.8K followers, 45.9K engagements


"Major update on the war in Gaza 👇"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1712777408347050102)  2023-10-13T10:28Z 251.4K followers, 10.2K engagements


"Uh-oh some of our politicians could be in serious trouble 👇"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1713217890504032354)  2023-10-14T15:39Z 251.8K followers, 19.8K engagements


"BREAKING: Just one hour after Sir Michael Caine announced his retirement from acting at the age of [--] the DWP has declared him fit for work and threatened him with sanctions x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1713297344458826220)  2023-10-14T20:54Z 251.1K followers, 424.9K engagements


"BREAKING: David Lammy told me after the show he both does and does not support collective punishment and he will have a clearer answer once the focus group results are back and Labour's lawyers have clarified if they're allowed to support genocide ♥"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1713529131445436464)  2023-10-15T12:15Z 251.8K followers, 27.6K engagements


"Do you feel the British government represents you on Israel/Palestine"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1713553271476879622)  2023-10-15T13:51Z 251.4K followers, 35.3K engagements


"BREAKING: The Geneva Conventions say it's fine to drop white phosphorous munitions on civilian populations as long as you say "Israel has a right to defend itself" in a really convincing manner x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1713960196769304633)  2023-10-16T16:48Z 251.8K followers, 17.6K engagements


"BREAKING: Israel who only a week ago had no idea what Hamas was doing or where they were have explained they suddenly know that every Hamas tunnel is under a hospital which is why they're bombing all the hospitals x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1714267749214761303)  2023-10-17T13:10Z 251.4K followers, 33K engagements


"BREAKING: As Israel bombs a Palestinian hospital killing an estimated 200-300 civilians British politicians unanimously declare that Israel has a right to defend itself x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1714335344445804880)  2023-10-17T17:39Z 250.9K followers, 20.7K engagements


"This is unbelievable. The unexpected truth about Al-Ahli Arabi Baptist hospital has been revealed 👇"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1714560460224176323)  2023-10-18T08:34Z 251K followers, 19.5K engagements


"BREAKING: Israel has confirmed the video they released with the wrong time stamp and the recording they released with the wrong accents are proof that Hamas operatives bombed the hospital. Case closed x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1714715217228148997)  2023-10-18T18:49Z 251.4K followers, 29.9K engagements


"This is a totally normal comment from a totally sensible country that is definitely not a weird apartheid state x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1715803784897495185)  2023-10-21T18:54Z 251.4K followers, 27.5K engagements


"BREAKING: After forensic analysis conducted by Channel [--] showed the Israel Defence Force has been forging evidence about the hospital bombing the UK government has taken the important step of closing down Channel [--]. Krishnan Guru-Murthy has been arrested x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1715807928567881893)  2023-10-21T19:11Z 251.4K followers, 25.6K engagements


"The worst thing about Victoria Derbyshire doing my show is she does a much better job of doing actual journalism. It's really embarrassing x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1716055421117399365)  2023-10-22T11:34Z 251.4K followers, 42K engagements


"This is exciting. Opposing genocide could soon be illegal 👇"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1716221730719457780)  2023-10-22T22:35Z 251.4K followers, 13.5K engagements


"BREAKING: This is the new Iraq has WMDs x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1716239608566943934)  2023-10-22T23:46Z 251.4K followers, 34.6K engagements


"BREAKING: Metropolitan Police Chief Sir Mark Rowley says hate crime laws may need redrawing due to widespread concern that large numbers of people are speaking out against genocide and this makes supporters of genocide uncomfortable x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1716468985212879188)  2023-10-23T14:57Z 251.3K followers, 20.5K engagements


"BREAKING: The [----] Committee is receiving letters of No Confidence in Rishi Sunak. I don't mean to get you all excited but I think Suella Braverman is going to be our 6th prime minister in [--] years 😍"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1716805716038877476)  2023-10-24T13:15Z 251.3K followers, 759.8K engagements


"@thecarolemalone Totally agree Carole free speech is only for people who think like us x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1716806107350634897)  2023-10-24T13:17Z 251.4K followers, [----] engagements


"Do you support an immediate ceasefire in Israel/Palestine x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1716851512134054184)  2023-10-24T16:17Z 251.4K followers, 21.4K engagements


"Huge exclusive on King Charles 👇"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1716956650396069978)  2023-10-24T23:15Z 251.4K followers, 13.3K engagements


"BREAKING: British politicians would like you to know that if you are not supporting the monstrous evil that is currently taking place you are somehow a supporter of terrorism but Netanyahu who promoted funding Hamas is not. This logic makes perfect sense x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1718214867683881359)  2023-10-28T10:35Z 251.3K followers, 18.7K engagements


"This is the most logical position a politician has ever taken 👇"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1719388056459911215)  2023-10-31T16:17Z 251.3K followers, 13K engagements


"BREAKING: The BBC is urgently investigating to see if it can find a way to blame Palestinians for Israel bombing a refugee camp x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1719429704124400123)  2023-10-31T19:02Z 251.3K followers, 34.1K engagements


"BREAKING: Politicians explain they're wearing a poppy to remember everyone who has died in wars and conflicts apart from the people of Palestine x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1719687967541707050)  2023-11-01T12:08Z 251.3K followers, 34.1K engagements


"BREAKING: Huge confusion at the BBC as the IDF admits to bombing ambulances while they were midway through a fake fact check showing this was actually the result of another stray Hamas rocket x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1720536715335459151)  2023-11-03T20:21Z 251.3K followers, 29.1K engagements


"BREAKING: Suella Braverman has explained Armistice Day is the wrong day to be calling for an end to a war x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1720554363230286078)  2023-11-03T21:31Z 251.3K followers, 117.9K engagements


"Huge exclusive about Gary Lineker 👇"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1720858449259467081)  2023-11-04T17:40Z 251.2K followers, 21.4K engagements


"BREAKING: Iain Duncan Smith has explained Remembrance Sunday is the worst possible day to call for peace x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1721122735697391994)  2023-11-05T11:10Z 251.3K followers, 28.7K engagements


"BREAKING: Donald Trump becomes the first person ever to testify against himself in a court of law x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1721557128651870453)  2023-11-06T15:56Z 251.2K followers, 19K engagements


"have they tried not giving Israel $320 million precision-guided bombs x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1721906221215805620)  2023-11-07T15:03Z 251.2K followers, 21K engagements


"BREAKING: Suella Braverman says we should ban people from using Armistice Day to call for armistice because our brave soldiers gave their lives to preserve British values. Values such as freedom of speech for example x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1721953773529043402)  2023-11-07T18:12Z 251.3K followers, 34.3K engagements


"BREAKING: Suella Braverman has confirmed the best thing that could possibly happen would be for the Armistice Day march to explode into a riot which is exactly why she is whipping her far-right base into a frenzy x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1722282230070812703)  2023-11-08T15:57Z 251.2K followers, 18.1K engagements


"BREAKING: The prime minister has explained the biggest problem facing the UK right now is that people he disagrees with have a legal right to peacefully protest x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1722285999651184984)  2023-11-08T16:12Z 251.2K followers, 14.9K engagements


"BREAKING: Rishi Sunak has asked Suella Braverman if he can have permission to sack her x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1722710037439619555)  2023-11-09T20:17Z 251.3K followers, 30.8K engagements


"Full story 👇"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1722737266026537428)  2023-11-09T22:05Z 251.3K followers, 12.1K engagements


"BREAKING: Suella Braverman has announced she is going to take full responsibility and resign for two weeks x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1722891297298485602)  2023-11-10T08:17Z 251.3K followers, 16.1K engagements


"Suella Braverman thinks this man is a hate marcher x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1723322771894124597)  2023-11-11T12:52Z 251.3K followers, 128.2K engagements


"BREAKING: Israel to hire Tony Blair to legitimise Gaza genocide because Satan wasn't available Genghis Khan is otherwise engaged Ivan the terrible turned them down Vlad the impaler was worried about his reputation & Suella Braverman is too busy turning puppies into fur coats x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1723754969499640251)  2023-11-12T17:29Z 251.3K followers, 39K engagements


"BREAKING: Israel has explained its ongoing genocide has absolutely nothing to do with the fact Gaza has $500 billion of gas and oil off its coast that would be really useful to Europe right now x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1723773751819399193)  2023-11-12T18:44Z 251.2K followers, 62.7K engagements


"BREAKING: Huge fears that Rishi Sunak is about to be sacked for sacking Suella Braverman x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1723984505034223965)  2023-11-13T08:41Z 251.3K followers, 19.3K engagements


"BREAKING: Liz Truss is understood to be ecstatic about the return of David Cameron because at last we have someone with backdoor access to pork markets x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1724028539534500040)  2023-11-13T11:36Z 251.3K followers, 38.9K engagements


"BREAKING: Environmentalists are hugely concerned that Thrse Coffey has gone because who is going to dump huge quantities of shit into our rivers lakes and beaches now x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1724064123170795886)  2023-11-13T13:58Z 251.3K followers, [----] engagements


"I still can't believe he brought back David Cameron. Everyone knows that if you're gonna bring back a former prime minister it should be Liz Truss x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1724140050030493705)  2023-11-13T18:59Z 251.3K followers, 13.2K engagements


"You can rely on the mainstream media to conveniently ignore this piece of information x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1724726738649850070)  2023-11-15T09:51Z 251.7K followers, 12.4K engagements


"BREAKING: I must bring you the devastating news the Supreme Court has unanimously found the government's Rwanda scheme to be illegal. Suella Braverman has been humiliated. Again 😭😭😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1724739363630629309)  2023-11-15T10:41Z 251.2K followers, 13.1K engagements


"BREAKING: In the name of free speech Elon Musk has banned the following in case they're offensive to those committing genocide: "River to the sea" "Decolonise" "Free Palestine" "Jail Netanyahu" "Stop bombing hospitals" "Shooting babies is wrong" Palestinian flags in bios"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1725863668603105379)  2023-11-18T13:08Z 251.7K followers, 35.5K engagements


"BREAKING: Israel has confirmed the Hamas HQ has teleported under the Indonesia hospital. Updated diagrams coming soon x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1726587580576378928)  2023-11-20T13:05Z 251.7K followers, 23.8K engagements


"BREAKING: Jeremy Hunt says we can no longer afford disability allowance but we can totally afford to get rid of inheritance tax for rich people x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1727087693027524858)  2023-11-21T22:12Z 251.9K followers, 249.8K engagements


"BREAKING: All of the people who said it would be wrong to have a ceasefire are now pretending they supported a ceasefire all along x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1727285793327329411)  2023-11-22T11:19Z 251.3K followers, 27.7K engagements


"@SadiqKhan @julipreece Starmer should probably stop kicking progressives out of Labour x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1727464524276510862)  2023-11-22T23:10Z 251.7K followers, [----] engagements


"This reminded Elon Musk of his childhood 👇"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1729297184812626301)  2023-11-28T00:32Z 251.8K followers, [----] engagements


"Outrageous behaviour from the Greek prime minister 👇"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1729821228964184497)  2023-11-29T11:14Z 251.9K followers, [----] engagements


"This was so hard to write. He was my favourite 😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1730302503185478084)  2023-11-30T19:07Z 252K followers, 26.6K engagements


"BREAKING: Due to concerns Labour is only [--] points ahead in the polls Sir Keir Starmer unveils clever electoral strategy of making everyone on all sides hate him x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1731303991529599350)  2023-12-03T13:26Z 252K followers, 30.7K engagements


"This is really close ♥"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1732147753944482145)  2023-12-05T21:19Z 252.1K followers, 10.3K engagements


"@elonmusk What about the actual genocide of Palestinians Do we consider that harassment or not x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1732335405918289999)  2023-12-06T09:45Z 252.1K followers, 11K engagements


"BREAKING: William and Kate spent fifteen minutes helping at a food bank today meaning this is the longest shift either of them has worked in over a decade x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1734637507331903896)  2023-12-12T18:13Z 252.2K followers, 45.9K engagements


"I must bring you the shock news that Christmas is cancelled because Santa has failed a breathalyser test and none of the elves are qualified to fly an X-35 Lightning II sleigh powered by eight unruly reindeer. The news comes shortly after Mrs Claus left Santa for Jack Frost and Rudolph is still in rehab recovering from his methamphetamine addiction. Needless to say its been a tough year for everyone. On the plus side we have the Queens speech to look forward to and I dont know about you but I cannot wait Ive had a sneak peek at the script and its easily the most exciting Queens speech since"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1738918912299856231)  2023-12-24T13:45Z 251.8K followers, 310.1K engagements


"If you appreciated the finest piece of journalism you've read this year you should probably sign up to the Normal Island newsletter. It's the only way to keep yourself informed about the things that really matter👇"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1738926224636776764)  2023-12-24T14:14Z [--] followers, 50.9K engagements


"The bloke called Charles caused outrage today when he went off script and suggested we should be kind to Palestinian refugees during his Christmas speech. Everyone knows were meant to pretend to care about others at Christmas but most people (me and Suella Braverman) agree Charles went too far. He has totally undermined the ethnic cleansing thats finally making the Holy Land palatable to Europeans. Charles who was standing in for his mother didnt even bother with his Game of Thrones outfit to liven things up. He didnt even order his guards to cut the tongue out of an annoying peasant for a"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1739346487778103517)  2023-12-25T18:04Z 251.8K followers, 168.1K engagements


"@MikeNew19512115 You saw a kefiyahs and a flag and assumed Hamas x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1740425471370858988)  2023-12-28T17:32Z 251.8K followers, 29.1K engagements


"BREAKING: Israel has achieved a world record by killing [---] journalists in just [--] days continuing their kill streak of more than one journalist per day. This has disproven the conspiracy theory that Israel is using unguided "dumb bombs" in its genocide. Unguided rockets are not this reliable. An IDF spokesperson told me they are keeping score and that while a civilian target is only worth one point a doctor is worth five points a UN aid worker is worth ten points and a problematic journalist is worth a whopping [--] points. Im no good at maths but I suspect the IDF has shattered its high"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1740457015292448810)  2023-12-28T19:37Z 251.8K followers, 213.5K engagements


"South Africa has outrageously filed a case against Israel for genocide at the International Court of Justice on the flimsy basis that Israel keeps committing war crimes on camera and admitting to those war crimes as well as its genocidal intentions. Thankfully Israel has prepared a robust legal defence. Firstly it has moved to have court proceedings nullified on the basis South Africa did not condemn Hamas in their documentation and this has made university students in the US feel uncomfortable. Just in case this move somehow fails Israel has put forward the following carefully considered"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1740810636727128516)  2023-12-29T19:02Z 251.8K followers, 272.5K engagements


"HUGELY EXCITING NEWS Normal Island News has awarded itself the title of Best News Source of the Year after hitting an impressive accuracy rating of 41% in its reporting (which is 3% higher than the BBC and 46% higher than The S*n). Therefore I thought it would a brilliant idea to recap the outstanding reporting that has led to this prestigious award. [----] was unquestionably the greatest year on record for heartless sociopaths and brainwashed idiots. For evidence we need only look across the Mediterranean towards the sound of screams and see rockets streaking over a tiny strip of land as dust"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1741164327682310571)  2023-12-30T18:28Z 251.9K followers, 432.9K engagements


"Now let's do this: "Israel's wave of air attacks last night were not aimed at the front lines but at cities and civilians. "Homes shopping centres and metros were hit. "The death toll is still climbing. "Israel will not gain momentum nor succeed. We will support Gaza for as long as it takes.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1741171214830162269)  2023-12-30T18:55Z 251.8K followers, 11.7K engagements


"The worlds second most evil man (after Bono) could lead the voluntary migration from Gaza of people whove had their homes hospitals dentists GP surgeries factories workplaces schools libraries universities nurseries soft plays parks restaurants bakeries cafes shopping malls mosques and churches blown up and saw their fresh water and farmland poisoned and their orchards chopped down and saw [------] of their fellow civilians killed or injured and been told if they dont leave their homeland they and their children will be next. In case you were unclear voluntary now has a new meaning and everyone"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1741812982701592644)  2024-01-01T13:25Z 251.8K followers, 198.8K engagements


"BREAKING: Bill Clinton to ask King Charles if he can do him a favour and make generous $13 million donations to several women he's never met #EpsteinClientList"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1742120029443785205)  2024-01-02T09:45Z [--] followers, 63.2K engagements


"The wait for the Epstein client list is unbearable isnt it Never in the history of the internet has the refresh button been pressed so much in a single day. The worlds largest paedophile ring (also known as western politics) is in full panic mode trying to work out if it would be best to bribe people or bump them off. I suspect lots of women theyve honestly never met are going to be getting ski chalets in the coming months and one or two suspects are going to be suicided in their cells. Prince Andrew sweated so much last night that three Corgis drowned Bill Clinton kept saying I did not have"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1742543523285479659)  2024-01-03T13:48Z 251.7K followers, 100.1K engagements


"BREAKING: The US has published the Epstein client list so we can see which rich and powerful men will not be prosecuted for being paedophiles x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1742705834553958553)  2024-01-04T00:33Z 251.8K followers, 52.2K engagements


"Not bragging or anything but I wasn't named in the Epstein documents. It's amazing how easy it is to not be a paedophile x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1742874123901264305)  2024-01-04T11:42Z [--] followers, [----] engagements


"Now Im not bragging or anything but I wasn't one of the people named in the Epstein court documents. It's amazing how easy it is to not be a paedophile Sadly some of my favourite people in politics were named in the documents. (Thankfully others were left out but this is totally not a coverup.) It seems us sensibles have supported the biggest known names associated with Epstein and probably most of the unknown names. Dont worry though this wont prompt us to re-evaluate our politics. Well just call you conspiracy theorists if you mention the people we backed are monsters. This is because were"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1742919886563926423)  2024-01-04T14:44Z 251.8K followers, [----] engagements


"Now Im not bragging or anything but I wasn't one of the people named in the Epstein court documents. It's amazing how easy it is to not be a paedophile Sadly some of my favourite people in politics were named in the documents. (Thankfully others were left out but this is totally not a coverup.) It seems us sensibles have supported the biggest known names associated with Epstein and probably most of the unknown names. Dont worry though this wont prompt us to re-evaluate our politics. Well just call you conspiracy theorists if you mention the people we backed are monsters. This is because were"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1742925350383043063)  2024-01-04T15:06Z [--] followers, 178.3K engagements


"I know you totally did not see this coming but Prince Andrew has been named in the Epstein court documents. Yes the man who has the same magic blood as Charles and is one horrible accident away from becoming king has been accused of committing more sickening crimes. So many women are coming forward its feared even Andrew might be unable to pay them off even with the help of the king who looted three continents. No wonder Andrew has put Sure for Men on today he is going to need all the protection he can get. One worrying aspect of the allegations is that traitors like Sir Keir Starmer are"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1743272082333450711)  2024-01-05T14:03Z 251.8K followers, 183.4K engagements


"Please stop talking about how Epstein's paedophile ring might have been used to blackmail western politicians by the people who are committing genocide in Gaza. These things are intended to distract you from the real story: aliens in a Miami shopping mall. Now you probably missed this story because the Men in Black are erasing the memories of anyone who talks about it but giant aliens terrorised the worlds most rational people (Americans) on new years day. The alien invasion attracted the type of police response usually reserved for a black man with a broken tail light. Dozens of police cars"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1743617764575605203)  2024-01-06T12:57Z 251.3K followers, 211.5K engagements


"The IDF has angrily condemned a Palestinian grandma who attracted the attention of their sniper skilfully intercepting their bullet with her barely mobile body just so she could make Israel look bad as her life tragically drained away. Support has flooded in for the Israeli sniper who had not hit a target all day and was therefore struggling with low self-esteem. This meant he couldnt help but shoot at any flicker of movement. He had already missed a feral cat and two pigeons but he proudly took out a crisp pack blowing in the wind earlier that morning. This gave him the confidence to snipe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1744420985472799182)  2024-01-08T18:09Z 251.8K followers, 155.2K engagements


"You still follow me sweetie x @LKTranslator I used to follow you because I hate the tories and Boris etc. But even as parody I will not follow someone who sides with Hamas. The affection of certain Labor MPs and members towards terrorist organizations that are enemies of the Uk is simply unacceptable. Bye. @LKTranslator I used to follow you because I hate the tories and Boris etc. But even as parody I will not follow someone who sides with Hamas. The affection of certain Labor MPs and members towards terrorist organizations that are enemies of the Uk is simply unacceptable. Bye"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1744811151962120612)  2024-01-09T19:59Z 251.8K followers, [----] engagements


"David Cameron who was made a lord so he could return to government when Rishi Sunak couldnt find enough MPs to fill his cabinet and was put under investigation for tax evasion while serving as foreign secretary proved he is one of the finest legal minds in the country yesterday. Among many highlights Lord Cameron accidentally admitted Israel committed a war crime after refusing to say if they are breaching international humanitarian law; said its not his job to make a judgement on whether a genocide is taking place even though it is his job to make that call; explained he is unable to say if"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1744995554365407433)  2024-01-10T08:12Z 251.3K followers, 260.6K engagements


"David Cameron who was made a lord so he could return to government when Rishi Sunak couldnt find enough MPs to fill his cabinet and was put under investigation for tax evasion while serving as foreign secretary proved he is one of the finest legal minds in the country yesterday. Among many highlights Lord Cameron accidentally admitted Israel committed a war crime after refusing to say if they are breaching international humanitarian law; said its not his job to make a judgement on whether a genocide is taking place even though it is his job to make that call; explained he is unable to say if"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1745377059210195212)  2024-01-11T09:28Z 251.3K followers, [---] engagements


"The international community (Britain America Israel and the countries too afraid to stand up to them) have reacted with fury as South Africa attempts to stop a genocide. South Africa has launched legal proceedings at the International Court of Justice to halt Israels attempts to liberate Gaza by turning everything there into a heap of dust with an Israeli flag on it. South Africa has told the ICJ that Israels actions are intended to bring about the destruction of a substantial part of the Palestinian national racial and ethnical group and that its killing Palestinians in Gaza causing them"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1745399056413688114)  2024-01-11T10:55Z 251.8K followers, 133.7K engagements


"If you passionately oppose those who try to stop genocides you should sign up to my newsletter. It only takes two seconds and it will change your life forever. It's the most important thing you'll ever do 👇"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1745401028428632077)  2024-01-11T11:03Z 251.8K followers, 88.5K engagements


"Due to widespread concern that South Africa was going to stop a genocide at the International Court of Justice the worlds best imperialists the US and UK have come to the rescue. As lawyers spelled out the extent of Israels war crimes in court our leaders said: Oh you like war crimes We have plenty more where they come from. We literally invented war crimes and they started bombing the shit out of Yemen to create a massive diversion. You can forgive my excitement One political commentator who is even better at bullshit than me explained the Houthis pose a grave threat to working class sailors"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1745924238903582741)  2024-01-12T21:42Z 251.8K followers, 278.1K engagements


"If you appreciated this impassioned defence of the imperialist death machine you should sign up to the Normal Island newsletter so you never miss an article It really is the most important news source in the world. You owe it to yourself to do this👇"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1745931274286473468)  2024-01-12T22:10Z [--] followers, 80.1K engagements


"As homeless children scream in terror every time an Israeli drone flies over Gaza the sensible people on Twitter who have not once objected to genocide have highlighted the real humanitarian crisis of the conflict: shipping lanes in the Red Sea. Obviously shipping lanes are where we should focus 100% of our energy now. The other stuff is minor by comparison. The Genocide Convention states that when genocide is taking place its imperative that other states ensure trade is not inconvenienced. If trade is inconvenienced military action is justified to ensure the continuation of genocide. In case"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1746293070927147459)  2024-01-13T22:08Z 251.8K followers, 117.9K engagements


"Hamas supporter Gary Lineker has come under fire for doing something his critics agree is much worse than genocide: he retweeted someone on Twitter. Horrifyingly the terrorist organisation he retweeted was calling for an end to genocide. One thing that is infinitely worse than genocide is trying to stop genocide. The tweet by the Palestinian Campaign for the Academic and Cultural Boycott of Israel called for Israel to be barred from international football until their genocide stops. Genocide supporters explained this was racist towards Jews in the way the ban of Russia from international"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1746892411899351098)  2024-01-15T13:49Z 251.8K followers, 201K engagements


"The UK has decided that since it has absolutely no problems whatsoever it should spend [--] million on a picture of the bloke called Charles also known as King Wrong Un. The picture cost the same as the Adoration of the Magi sold for in [----] but while Andrea Mantegna's masterwork is an unquestionable thing of beauty the picture of the bloke called Charles is a rather nightmarish image. Sensibly Camilla (the worst downgrade ever) was left out of the picture because one half of this couple is creepy enough for anyones liking. The picture shows the genetically-confused offspring of cousins proudly"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1747572714749956361)  2024-01-17T10:52Z 251.8K followers, 101K engagements


"You will be hugely relieved to hear that NHS waiting times do not apply to the Princess of Wales or her father-in-law Charles for that matter. We have once again reached the unforeseeable time of year when the NHS collapses under the strain of lack of government preparation and screaming children sit in corridors as pensioners with broken hips freeze in the street waiting for an ambulance that never arrives. Obviously the NHS in winter is an ordeal that no one who matters should endure. Thankfully the Princess of Wales will not experience the torment of the English health service and she"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1747933046890697183)  2024-01-18T10:44Z 251.8K followers, 193.2K engagements


"The worlds best people have met in a place called Davos in what has been described as the exciting buildup to World War III. It was truly inspiring to see so many sociopaths gathered in one building which one terrible person suggested was one gas leak away from making the world a better place. For shame. World leaders were briefly united by a mutual hatred of poor people - the only group they hate more than each other - and they gleefully shared tips on how to control the masses while pretending to be on their side. In jovial scenes attendees sat around golden tables drinking the blood of"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1748687319626911913)  2024-01-20T12:42Z 251.8K followers, 249.9K engagements


"After replacing the worst president ever with the worst president ever the worlds greatest nation (after Normal Island) is confident it can replace the worst president ever with the worst president ever. This is because the return of the legendary Donald Trump seems increasingly likely. This gives me hope the UK might one day see the return of Liz Truss. Please please please. Somebody called Ron DeSantis was hoping to become the worst US president ever but he has dropped out of the race and done the most dignified thing he possibly could: endorse the man who has spent the last year publicly"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1749221243889254461)  2024-01-22T00:03Z 251.8K followers, 189.9K engagements


"The internet has been buzzing today with the most exciting news in decades: conscription for World War III could finally be on its way Oh god please let this be real The super-sensible head of the British Army has decided he wants to start World War III and I suspect he has the backing of MPs who are owned by the military industrial complex. Former defence select committee chairman Tobias Ellwood built my hopes up when he said we need to listen to Sir Patrick Sanders in a meeting of war hawks. Some weirdo suggested we try diplomacy instead of World War III but they were promptly thrown out of"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1750268873465614699)  2024-01-24T21:26Z 251.8K followers, 150.2K engagements


"@PoliticoForYou People who set up satirical accounts to pose as real journalists are such losers 👀"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1750565778863091819)  2024-01-25T17:06Z 251.8K followers, 81.2K engagements


"In an outrageous example of anti-Semitism the International Court of Justice has decided international law does apply to Israel after all. The decision has provoked an outcry from the real victims of this conflict: university students in the US who say the courts ruling makes them feel unsafe. Obviously the ICJs judges are Hamas now because they did not once condemn Hamas. Okay they did but um bollocks that was our one attack line. Never mind Fortunately the court was too scared to tell Israel to call an immediate ceasefire because its Israel were talking about and the judges were worried"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1750889662116139072)  2024-01-26T14:33Z 251.8K followers, 109.7K engagements


"Following the ICJs provisional ruling that Israel must stop committing genocide our proud leaders knew that history was watching and they urgently needed to show moral leadership so they did the only thing they could possibly do in this situation: they cut off humanitarian aid to Gaza. One of the orders made by the ICJ was that Israel must not stop aid from getting into Gaza so Israel needed a get-out clause - and that get-out clause was for our leaders to cut off aid instead. I know youre all feeling so proud right now. As everyone knows the real problem is that Gaza which has 90% of the"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1751726837955187195)  2024-01-28T21:59Z 251.7K followers, 115.9K engagements


"@bariweiss In Gaza they're hiding in rubble and they have no food x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1751991858211717199)  2024-01-29T15:33Z 251.8K followers, 73.6K engagements


"@GabyLob @bariweiss @UNRWA That's a brilliant defence. It worked really well at the ICJ ♥"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1752007740405235951)  2024-01-29T16:36Z 251.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Brits are thrilled the media has given wall-to-wall coverage to a rich person who fell ill and didnt have to risk her life waiting in an NHS queue for an operation that might never come. The woman called Catherine is so rich that she doesnt have a job and contributes nothing to society but society pays for her to have the best possible healthcare even though shes rich. I was going to interview casualties in the hell on earth known as Accident and Emergency to see what sick and injured people thought of the news but I set one foot in there heard the screams of kids writhing on the floor with"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1752274731238133795)  2024-01-30T10:17Z 251.8K followers, 150K engagements


"If youre one of the [--] million people worried you are going to die waiting for hospital treatment I have exciting news: the government is offering you the chance to skip the NHS queue like Catherine and Charles by not using the NHS Instead you will be given the highest quality treatment at the exclusive London Clinic I mean um sorry you will actually be visiting your local pharmacist who Im sure is lovely but also hopelessly under-qualified. Sadly we no longer have enough doctors and were trying hard to make the ones we do have quit by making their working conditions unbearable. Once theyve"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1752711481991282762)  2024-01-31T15:12Z 251.8K followers, 97.4K engagements


"Britains foremost anti-racist Laurence Fox is to offer anti-racism classes after becoming disillusioned with woke Britain following a high-profile court case that he somehow lost. Its fair to say the judges verdict was the biggest shock since Laurence failed to become London Mayor despite taking his guitar onto BBC Question Time. Laurence was being sued by two people who he called paedophiles because they ratioed him when he got angry at Black History Month. Laurence was so angry that he boycotted Sainsburys because it promoted racial segregation and discrimination by supporting Black History"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1753130566940020971)  2024-02-01T18:57Z 251.7K followers, 111.1K engagements


"Following the refusal to defund UNRWA to collectively punish Palestinians for the ICJ coming to the wrong decision Israel has taken the necessary action of declaring war on Belgium. In a clear act of terrorism Belgium decided to continue funding UNRWA so that Palestinians could get the aid they so desperately need to stay alive. This left Israel no choice but to blow up the Belgian Agency for Development Aid (Enabel) turning it into a pile of rubble in self-defence. Im told the building contained a devastating arsenal of bandages and medicines as well as food and even water. Several pristine"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1753416575896502541)  2024-02-02T13:54Z 251.7K followers, 154K engagements


"After [--] years in power the UK government has somehow noticed that British people desperately need dentists and dont much like their teeth falling out due to the unaffordability of private dentistry. No one knows why the government has suddenly noticed this problem during an election year but one thing is clear: it was not possible for them to solve this problem before now and it will definitely be possible to solve this problem going forwards unless the Conservatives somehow win the election in which case they will forget ever making the promise and advise you to pull your teeth out with"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1755540410103915001)  2024-02-08T10:33Z 251.7K followers, 136.3K engagements


"Here is a brilliant story to silence the naysayers who insist the Tories have not had any successes during their [--] years of making the rich richer and the poor poorer. If I have my details right the public body South Tees Developments purchased a site on Teesside in [----] for [--] million. Hundreds of millions of pounds of taxpayer money was later ploughed into the investment. The land was then sold from under the locals feet to private developers for [--] an acre a whopping total of [-----]. Im sure you will agree this represents fantastic value to the taxpayer. The plan was to let private"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1755966024799629557)  2024-02-09T14:44Z 251.7K followers, 162K engagements


"After ordering everyone in Gaza to move to the south and then bombing the south and then ordering everyone into safe zones and then bombing the safe zones and then ordering everyone into Rafah and then bombing Rafah an Israeli murder drone with a megaphone has compassionately ordered everyone to leave Rafah. Or else. This reasonable request prompted everyone in Rafah to ask: Where do you want us to go The entire Gaza Strip is rubble now The Israeli murder drone said: Hold on Ill get back to you and minutes later it explained Palestinians are ordered to head to the Moon on foot. Thats right"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1756293860790083910)  2024-02-10T12:27Z 251.7K followers, 218.8K engagements


"Sometimes something happens that knocks you sideways and shakes up your entire reality because you cant begin to fathom how it happened. Today is one of those days because - youre gonna wanna sit down for this one - the IDF has not told the truth about something. Remember that story they told you about the Hamas data centre being located directly below UNRWA HQ Well it turns out theyd accidentally made that one up. Remember how they said the tunnel leading to the server room ran below a UN school Well it turns out theyd accidentally made that one up too because they wanted an excuse to blow"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1757357874362147214)  2024-02-13T10:55Z 251.7K followers, 111.7K engagements


"The UK government has explained it will not call for a ceasefire in Gaza because this is what most people want. Obviously governments are not supposed to listen to the will of the people under normal circumstances such as genocide. The only time in history the UK government has ever listened to the will of the people was after the Brexit referendum and that was because by some minor miracle a tiny majority of the public agreed with the government. In almost all other cases the government should not listen to the will of the people because most people are well-meaning idiots and if they had"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1758433708699267211)  2024-02-16T10:10Z 251.6K followers, 97.8K engagements


"The UKs top scoring Christian Archbishop Justin Welby has refused to meet with a pastor from Bethlehem called Munther Isaac because he spoke with Jeremy Corbyn at a pro-Palestinian rally. As we all know its unacceptable for Palestinians to attend pro-Palestinian rallies while their people are being genocided. Showing support for your people who are being blown to pieces by bombs is just about the most racist thing you can do. The only thing more racist is objecting to the people who are dropping the bombs. Its so insensitive I dont have the words. I dont know if the Church of England can"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1760383805523623984)  2024-02-21T19:19Z 251.6K followers, 58.1K engagements


"The greatest prime minister ever (Liz Truss) has explained she was not brought down by the fiercest intellect of our time (the lettuce) she was actually brought down by something called the deep state. If it wasnt for the deep state Lizs reign of terror would not have come to an end and you wouldnt have a pensions fund. Or a home. Liz was speaking to the only people who still listen to her: far-right disaster capitalists at the Gaylord National Resort & Convention Center which is the perfect location for a gathering of the most homophobic people in the world. Liz was attending the"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1760663105967653282)  2024-02-22T13:49Z 251.6K followers, 106.2K engagements


"English politicians have listened to protesters concerns about the Gaza genocide and decided the best course of action is to ban people from protesting against the Gaza genocide. Arent you glad we live in a democracy MPs needed to be shielded from criticism after Sir Keir Starmer threatened to kick the House Speaker in the nuts to manipulate our democracy so he could protect a genocidal regime from criticism so now were pretending this is about the horrific murder of Jo Cox that took place [--] years ago rather than the genocide that is taking place today with our military assistance. In case"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1761358666878300660)  2024-02-24T11:53Z 251.6K followers, 155.2K engagements


"An American intellectual called Kid Rock has appeared on the podcast of fellow American intellectual Joe Rogan and explained he would massacre Palestinian civilians who are imprisoned in Gaza until Israeli hostages are released because as everyone knows keeping hostages and killing civilians is only bad when the other side does it. In a beautifully articulate use of the word motherfucker (the longest word in the US dictionary) Kid Rock expertly laid out the moral case for genocide: The only wars we won were the ones where we were the most brutal motherfuckers on the planet so I dont disagree"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1762794858622693428)  2024-02-28T11:00Z 251.5K followers, 85.8K engagements


"@CNN That's an interesting way of describing mass murder x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1763264796705599830)  2024-02-29T18:07Z 251.5K followers, 85.2K engagements


"@David_Cameron @RishiSunak it's the Islamists fault Israel is committing genocide x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1763660740693467419)  2024-03-01T20:21Z 251.6K followers, 12.4K engagements


"@KateEMcCann @SamCoatesSky In Israel journalists are blown up and our government supports it x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1763695812037444035)  2024-03-01T22:40Z 251.5K followers, 39.8K engagements


"BREAKING: The man who is taking away your democratic right to protest his genocide would like you to know divisive forces are hijacking our democracy by getting more votes than his party and they need to be stopped x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1763868288101028012)  2024-03-02T10:05Z 251.5K followers, [----] engagements


"US president Joe Biden has decided he is not so keen on genocide now that Israel is breaking the ICJs provisional measures in such a blatant way even his propaganda machine cant cover for them but remember this is totally not a genocide even though its definitely a textbook genocide. The president has even indicated his support for a ceasefire now there are no longer any buildings to bomb in Gaza. After Israel fired shells at emaciated civilians queuing for food and ran handcuffed captives over with tanks and executed five-year-olds with gun shots to the head Joe Biden realised not even lying"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LKTranslator/status/1764308515429007789)  2024-03-03T15:15Z 251.5K followers, 97.5K engagements

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