#  @Mr_Guantai Abu Iman Abu Iman posts on X about kenya, nairobi, murder, money the most. They currently have [------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [-------] engagements in the last [--] hours. ### Engagements: [-------] [#](/creator/twitter::48854382/interactions)  - [--] Week [-------] +152% - [--] Month [---------] -77% - [--] Months [----------] +367% - [--] Year [----------] +34% ### Mentions: [--] [#](/creator/twitter::48854382/posts_active)  - [--] Week [--] -88% - [--] Month [---] -9.20% - [--] Months [---] +69% - [--] Year [---] -32% ### Followers: [------] [#](/creator/twitter::48854382/followers)  - [--] Week [------] -0.01% - [--] Month [------] +0.69% - [--] Months [------] +4.50% - [--] Year [------] +17% ### CreatorRank: [------] [#](/creator/twitter::48854382/influencer_rank)  ### Social Influence **Social category influence** [countries](/list/countries) 9.66% [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations) 5.52% [finance](/list/finance) 4.14% [technology brands](/list/technology-brands) 3.45% [currencies](/list/currencies) 2.76% [automotive brands](/list/automotive-brands) 1.38% [fashion brands](/list/fashion-brands) 1.38% [social networks](/list/social-networks) 1.38% [luxury brands](/list/luxury-brands) 0.69% [stocks](/list/stocks) 0.69% **Social topic influence** [kenya](/topic/kenya) #547, [nairobi](/topic/nairobi) 4.14%, [murder](/topic/murder) #1469, [money](/topic/money) 2.76%, [kwanza](/topic/kwanza) 2.07%, [the most](/topic/the-most) 1.38%, [drink](/topic/drink) 1.38%, [defence](/topic/defence) 1.38%, [jbl](/topic/jbl) 1.38%, [rwanda](/topic/rwanda) 1.38% **Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by** [@mrguantai](/creator/undefined) [@kinjeketile](/creator/undefined) [@mwenjerere](/creator/undefined) [@martinmkivuva](/creator/undefined) [@bellelinde](/creator/undefined) [@oreojunkie](/creator/undefined) [@aduiwaukoloni](/creator/undefined) [@raymondmatata](/creator/undefined) [@imentat](/creator/undefined) [@footsoldierrow](/creator/undefined) [@iszmbuthia](/creator/undefined) [@muchirih](/creator/undefined) [@wawirecs](/creator/undefined) [@adriansurname](/creator/undefined) [@i_mentat](/creator/undefined) [@dr_oowiso](/creator/undefined) [@somagneticwrote](/creator/undefined) [@aquahousemsa](/creator/undefined) [@dbkae](/creator/undefined) [@anj116](/creator/undefined) **Top assets mentioned** [Noble Corporation (NE)](/topic/$ne) [Uber Technologies, Inc. (UBER)](/topic/$uber) ### Top Social Posts Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours "@DB_Kae That he was. The most iconic home in the world in my view has to be Falling Water" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/2007481582370902119) 2026-01-03T15:58Z 36.1K followers, [----] engagements "@AduiWaUkoloni Manze. So many good watches from Seiko Frederique Constant and other brands" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/2010005478416486604) 2026-01-10T15:07Z 36.1K followers, [---] engagements "@anj_116_ Speaking of the Howo kuna yenye nimeona imeanza kusafirisha muguka. I wonder how it would perform longterm compared to the trucks currently in use" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/2014440097932849435) 2026-01-22T20:48Z 36.1K followers, [----] engagements "@kinjeketile Same bana. I hated their selection of official shoes so much. Umoja are even doing better than them" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/2018662401244373487) 2026-02-03T12:26Z 36.1K followers, [----] engagements "You have already failed the entrance exam. @IitulaMagano No we want Kenya๐ญ๐ Nigeria was too easily @IitulaMagano No we want Kenya๐ญ๐ Nigeria was too easily" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/2018728821092974943) 2026-02-03T16:50Z 36.1K followers, 125.8K engagements "Coursework done. All exams done. All thesis chapters done" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/2018729311038034247) 2026-02-03T16:52Z 36.1K followers, [----] engagements "One of THE greatest scenes in Kenyan history. ๐๐๐ @Mr_Ans_W @JayFreaKay This one ๐น๐น๐น https://t.co/2rqL1C6d83 @Mr_Ans_W @JayFreaKay This one ๐น๐น๐น https://t.co/2rqL1C6d83" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/2022208216835436867) 2026-02-13T07:16Z 36.1K followers, 95.8K engagements "Kidum and Otile Brown really went all out with that Leila song. Such a tune" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/2022213617652052143) 2026-02-13T07:37Z 36.1K followers, [----] engagements "@RaymondMatata @Brianmbunde @ntsa_kenya Ground the matatu for the corresponding time the errant driver is suspended. Na sio ati iwachiliwe iwekwe kwa yard" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/2022223463818441181) 2026-02-13T08:16Z 36.1K followers, [---] engagements "Wamama hata organ harvesting hawaogopi as long as msee ni mlami Like all caution is thrown to the wind because of some white weirdo Ai" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/2022287338328449179) 2026-02-13T12:30Z 36.1K followers, 77.5K engagements "I'd love to know who was Druski's make up artist for that white preacher skit and if he can recreate it in Kenya. I want to see something. For science" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/2022370711105335592) 2026-02-13T18:02Z 36.1K followers, [----] engagements "We can actually run ethical LSK campaigns without the smearing and name calling. We actually really can it is not that hard. We are after all a noble profession" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/2018585377066598494) 2026-02-03T07:20Z 36.1K followers, [----] engagements "Bata had the Ambassador line of shoes that was absolutely amazing. They made stylish yet comfortable shoes especially Oxfords and Brogues. I wonder what happened to them" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/2018609950365188433) 2026-02-03T08:58Z 36.1K followers, 21K engagements "@brigadier_Griff Hush Puppies are really comfortable but not really as stylish" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/2018661061243949286) 2026-02-03T12:21Z 36.1K followers, [---] engagements "Please I'm begging you people take an interest in other things that do not necessarily have anything to do with your career. You could be an Engineer but please read up on literature. You could be a lawyer but at least be curious who Frank Lloyd Wright was. Be curious man" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/2007422952451575864) 2026-01-03T12:05Z 36.1K followers, 1.6M engagements "Nishane Hacivat. Amraf Odyssey Mandarin Sky. D&G Light Blue Intense. GA Acqua di Gio Profumo. Tom Ford Oud Wood. Whats a perfume that makes people literally stop you in public and ask what youre wearing Whats a perfume that makes people literally stop you in public and ask what youre wearing" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/2014270504299835520) 2026-01-22T09:34Z 36.1K followers, 74.8K engagements "@_ndegwa__ @i_mentat Front and rear mounted cameras that only record outside audio and video without the cab. The geolocation helps determine the exact spot of an accident in case of a hit and run as well. Remember the right to privacy isn't absolute" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/2022276879466553401) 2026-02-13T11:49Z 36.1K followers, [--] engagements "Bees. Love bees. Deathly allergic to their sting and to honey but I genuinely love bees. They work so hard and keep us all alive but are barely celebrated. Here are your flowers bees" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/2022350361978421617) 2026-02-13T16:41Z 36.1K followers, [----] engagements ""I don't drink" or "I don't drink anymore" should never be followed by "why" Thank you" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/2022225690297610538) 2026-02-13T08:25Z 36.1K followers, 293.4K engagements "If there's a group of people I've learned to almost entirely disregard it is Americans in general. Of whatever background of ethnicity. They have a running thread of ignorance that seems to transcend even racial divides. Why did I just come across a video of an African-American woman saying that black Americans ancestors dont come from Africa they come from Egypt WHERE IS EGYPT๐ญ Why did I just come across a video of an African-American woman saying that black Americans ancestors dont come from Africa they come from Egypt WHERE IS EGYPT๐ญ" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/2022228209287455105) 2026-02-13T08:35Z 36.1K followers, 68.6K engagements "I absolutely love the Architectural Digest page on YouTube" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/2022345466944561274) 2026-02-13T16:21Z 36.1K followers, 10.7K engagements "@footsoldierRow They weren't asked about a law they broke. They were asked why they don't drink" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/2022576870592524446) 2026-02-14T07:41Z 36.1K followers, 11.8K engagements "@mwenjerere No idea. Doesn't mean you won't be the exception who'll be cheated on though" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/2022607155484897358) 2026-02-14T09:41Z 36.1K followers, [--] engagements "@MartinMKivuva Exactly As a prerequisite for issuing insurance kila gari ikuwe na dash cam. It will eliminate a lot of nonsense including drunk driving because it shows where you were and how you were driving" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/2022244980715384962) 2026-02-13T09:42Z 36.1K followers, [---] engagements "@i_mentat Privacy how so exactly Front and rear dash cam Where does privacy come in" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/2022245353089798307) 2026-02-13T09:43Z 36.1K followers, [---] engagements "@iszmbuthia @inglorious_bat @nbibbqpitmaster There he is Ray What a master on the grill" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/2022268111940993529) 2026-02-13T11:14Z 36.1K followers, [--] engagements "@tonynjeru_ Then si uchukue Uber if cheating is so necessary basi" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/2022275235781738556) 2026-02-13T11:42Z 36.1K followers, [--] engagements "@MuchiriH No really though best pal. Mbona unashangaa ni kama hauwajui Did you not see the Dubai documentary" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/2022311272209908136) 2026-02-13T14:05Z 36.1K followers, [---] engagements "@AduiWaUkoloni Yup Because they know they have a strong and dependable ally. He's always been" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/2022313155792126193) 2026-02-13T14:13Z 36.1K followers, [---] engagements "@Its_Sir_Raymond You know why so many copies were left scattered Because the event was filled with masqueraders paid to shout down advocates. Kina Brian Mwenda. I was there Wakili" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/2022339248922468467) 2026-02-13T15:57Z 36.1K followers, [---] engagements ""I tend to turn into a raging monster who likes to bite and maul everyone in sight when I'm drunk and then proceed to openly defacate everywhere wash my ass with the liquor and then go home and never remember what happened after." See why you should never ask why @Mr_Guantai Why @Mr_Guantai Why" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/2022455626107068925) 2026-02-13T23:39Z 36.1K followers, [----] engagements "@Dr_OOwiso Weka yeye kwa NTSA page Doc. We can no longer abide madness" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/2022337358184820776) 2026-02-13T15:49Z 36.1K followers, [--] engagements "@mwenjerere True also. They'll murder you though. They don't play" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/2022644097891340336) 2026-02-14T12:08Z 36.1K followers, [--] engagements "I love that NTSA have made it easier for Kenyans to record and report errant drivers but those drivers need to face more repercussions than just sitting for driving re examination. More sanctions should also follow including mandatory community service" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/2022211224789037142) 2026-02-13T07:28Z 36.1K followers, 19.9K engagements "I've actually always thought we should have no fault or no contest divorce in Kenya. You just fill out the forms like you would for a Small Claims matter. Divorce shouldn't have to be drawn out or messy. Clients watch too many movieswhat do you mean by give me divorce papers I take to my husbandhe will sign Clients watch too many movieswhat do you mean by give me divorce papers I take to my husbandhe will sign" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/2022212097711779937) 2026-02-13T07:31Z 36.1K followers, 10.9K engagements "You know how matatus are mandated to have speed governors let ALL vehicles on the road have dash cams. All of them. Instead of he said she said wacha video evidence iongee na makosa yako ikushtaki" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/2022224100920643970) 2026-02-13T08:19Z 36.1K followers, 10.2K engagements "@everest_254 Z" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/2022245705763733564) 2026-02-13T09:45Z 36.1K followers, [----] engagements "Also bring back and properly enforce the Michuki Laws. Uniforms photos of the crew and their details affixed to the windscreen dustbins in PSVs working seat belts the works. All of it" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/2022265545517662217) 2026-02-13T11:04Z 36.1K followers, 14.4K engagements "I'm just asking hawa wamama na baddies wa huku who are just sleeping with this weirdo hawajaskia the ghuwites have a strain of super chlamydia going around huko Na some drug resistant gonorrhea Wueeeh .the Russian guy in Kenya videos are wild. Wueeeh .the Russian guy in Kenya videos are wild" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/2022286925030101170) 2026-02-13T12:29Z 36.1K followers, 27.9K engagements "Wakilis when is last time you received an actual copy of the LSK Journal that we pay for every year" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/2022301699960979601) 2026-02-13T13:27Z 36.1K followers, 20.6K engagements "@wawireCS Mimi I'm a married man" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/2022358274880999864) 2026-02-13T17:12Z 36.1K followers, [---] engagements ""I murdered [--] people in a drunken driving accident and I fled the scene and I was never caught and prosecuted for it. So I quit drinking after that." You see how awkward the conversation would be from there @Mr_Guantai Why @Mr_Guantai Why" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/2022455016574132344) 2026-02-13T23:37Z 36.1K followers, 317.5K engagements ""I like to murder women when I'm drunk." *Proceeds to stare up and down at you with intent and then take the most tiny sip out of my glass of water then place it down very very slowly.* @Mr_Guantai Why @Mr_Guantai Why" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/2022463509511188947) 2026-02-14T00:10Z 36.1K followers, [----] engagements "I got some Kombucha scoby today and I'm about to transform into one heck of a brew master. All the energy I would have poured into making craft gin I'll pour into this instead. Soon as I get glass jars for brewing that is" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/2022472744248717804) 2026-02-14T00:47Z 36.1K followers, [---] engagements "If the source is Embakasi then yes. Is @keringet still bottled at source https://t.co/G9vrAZmnLF Is @keringet still bottled at source https://t.co/G9vrAZmnLF" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/2022701725472129295) 2026-02-14T15:57Z 36.1K followers, 13.7K engagements "I'm so glad the message of individual and command responsibility seems to have gotten home to some police officers. They will give you shoot to kill orders you'll follow them but when you stand on the dock alone they will deny ever issuing such orders and you'll be on your own https://t.co/b0pzVNF4yu https://t.co/b0pzVNF4yu" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1938853831615684705) 2025-06-28T06:55Z 34K followers, [----] engagements "By what magic or wizardry would he manage all of those things Even if he was to pave all the streets in gold and have fountains of ambrosia inside all our homes #RutoMustGo Lets say William Ruto fixes the economy completely before [----]. He fixes the education system and transforms our infrastructure during this WanTAM period. He even defeats the biggest enemycorruptionbefore [----]. Be Genuine Would you still give him TUTAM https://t.co/CuENKCzcBz Lets say William Ruto fixes the economy completely before [----]. He fixes the education system and transforms our infrastructure during this WanTAM" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1938859107210887387) 2025-06-28T07:16Z 34K followers, [----] engagements "In a sane country people like Larry Njeri Migwi Hussein Khalid Hanifa Boni hao ndio wanafaa kuwa wanapata the highest state awards and recognition like OGW and the like sio MPs" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1938859549454115006) 2025-06-28T07:18Z 34.1K followers, 13.9K engagements "@polly_tickly Juu he thinks he has popular support. We only listen to him because anashinda akilima Ruto. The day we get Ruto out he will also be irrelevant" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1938873055083667816) 2025-06-28T08:12Z 34K followers, [---] engagements "@Adrian_Surname @bellelinde @oreo_junkie Oh you have no idea ๐คฎ๐คฎ๐คฎ Then add to that the fact that Cherargei was my classmate. Ni kama laana" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1938890471285113046) 2025-06-28T09:21Z 34K followers, [--] engagements "@oreo_junkie @bellelinde Constitutional Law at Moi" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1938890574473359447) 2025-06-28T09:21Z 34K followers, [--] engagements "@oreo_junkie @Adrian_Surname @bellelinde I know him personally ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1938891804151349469) 2025-06-28T09:26Z 34K followers, [--] engagements "@elianthe4 Yes it will. It has nowhere else to go" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1938923492998533178) 2025-06-28T11:32Z 34K followers, [---] engagements "Oya wa ma pornhub usitufunze kazi. The trend of hating leaders MUST stop It's unbelievable that when you scroll on this app all you see is hate and anger on leaders. Fellow Kenyans this is NOT the direction we should go as a country. The trend of hating leaders MUST stop It's unbelievable that when you scroll on this app all you see is hate and anger on leaders. Fellow Kenyans this is NOT the direction we should go as a country" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1939580011427639519) 2025-06-30T07:01Z 34.2K followers, 12.3K engagements "@MwacheezyC kindly call me as soon as you can" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1940653528227393876) 2025-07-03T06:07Z 34.2K followers, [--] engagements "Thesis Proposal approved submitted for grading. Wish me luck" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1941458624875987243) 2025-07-05T11:26Z 34.2K followers, 14.2K engagements "@Troy_Undisputed Thank you" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1941484325943509357) 2025-07-05T13:08Z 34.3K followers, [--] engagements "@whoyouthinkiriz Embu" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1941503386001748149) 2025-07-05T14:24Z 34.3K followers, [---] engagements "I don't what Kino @Mr_Guantai I guess you don't know I courts iperate and under what circumstances summons are issued to the police by courts.Ujinga ni kitu dangerous @Mr_Guantai I guess you don't know I courts iperate and under what circumstances summons are issued to the police by courts.Ujinga ni kitu dangerous" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1942102307316871547) 2025-07-07T06:04Z 34.3K followers, 11.9K engagements "@Davidkmwenda Leo ni holiday Wakili. I have time" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1942121758259019791) 2025-07-07T07:21Z 34.3K followers, [---] engagements "But Masengeli just said CBD is open and Ruku ordered civil servants to work How are people supposed to get to work basi Boda boda operators accused of sneaking people into the CBD arrested at Globe roundabout Nairobi motorbikes confiscated. https://t.co/2fcvOjPMuq Boda boda operators accused of sneaking people into the CBD arrested at Globe roundabout Nairobi motorbikes confiscated. https://t.co/2fcvOjPMuq" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1942147906565197833) 2025-07-07T09:05Z 34.3K followers, 16.1K engagements "@W_Mellannie They've sent that Subaru contingent and lorries of cops who are busy shooting up the place" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1942616045115543726) 2025-07-08T16:05Z 34.4K followers, [----] engagements "@kinjeketile They have opened Pandora's Box" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1942875502584422704) 2025-07-09T09:16Z 34.4K followers, [---] engagements "@Bonifacet Do you know how hard it is to precisely hit even a large target even from a distance Same police whose stray bullets are killing kids in their homes Unless they corner them and shoot them kwa miguu at point blank range. Like lala nikupige risasi miguu" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1943022454386896931) 2025-07-09T19:00Z 34.4K followers, [---] engagements "How exactly did he incite violence against the police. He told you the truth you dimwits That even you people undeservedly have families. You too can one day feel the pain you've caused others and that the judgment of God is upon you. We all feel the same as he does. TIKTOKER ARRESTED FOR INCITING VIOLENCE AGAINST POLICE Godfrey Mwasiaga Kakan Maiyo the suspect behind a viral video inciting violence against police officers and their families has been arrested. The video had been uploaded to his TikTok account. Detectives trailed the https://t.co/0w0XyUDZKE TIKTOKER ARRESTED FOR INCITING" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1943210089948811387) 2025-07-10T07:26Z 34.4K followers, [----] engagements "@SUBARU_CORP Hamskii aibu" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1944106991309533694) 2025-07-12T18:50Z 34.4K followers, [--] engagements "We haven't rested since last year. We have constantly been on call and we have shown up every time. We have consistently shown up pro bono and to come online to see such takes Naaah man. Hawa mabois tuliwalet down. Hawa mabois tuliwalet down" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1944717138285228467) 2025-07-14T11:14Z 34.4K followers, 37K engagements "He can lead by example. Let him apply first. Public Service CS Geoffrey urges the youth to apply for jobs abroad https://t.co/5DYnaYN2w1 Public Service CS Geoffrey urges the youth to apply for jobs abroad https://t.co/5DYnaYN2w1" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1944763512343179298) 2025-07-14T14:18Z 34.5K followers, 29.5K engagements "@comeupshuffle Oh be sure I will. Wacha kwanza I finish hii" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1945537952865739169) 2025-07-16T17:36Z 34.5K followers, [---] engagements "Appeal for blood. Hey sasa unaeza niulizia mtu ako na bloodgroup O-ve around COPTIC hospital or within nairobi a reach out 0706515271/0710833710. Thank you" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1945808896515342651) 2025-07-17T11:32Z 34.5K followers, [----] engagements "Let us not lie on Coldplay's name like this please. coldplay has provided me more entertainment in the past [--] hours than they have in their entire musical career. coldplay has provided me more entertainment in the past [--] hours than they have in their entire musical career" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1946247472298205684) 2025-07-18T16:35Z 34.5K followers, 26.4K engagements "@Becca_Gunnie Xenophobia in the land of my ancestors" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1946470017379246426) 2025-07-19T07:19Z 34.5K followers, [---] engagements "@JJonmwangi Just as an FYI I was wearing Hugo Boss Unlimited as my night scent" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1946473931310776712) 2025-07-19T07:35Z 34.5K followers, [--] engagements "ODPP if you have spine if you have courage if you stand up for the oath we all took to defend uphold and protect the Constitution of the Republic of Kenya without fear or favour you wouldn't sign those charge sheets. But you will always choose what is easy won't you" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1946813728537940405) 2025-07-20T06:05Z 34.5K followers, [----] engagements "@Very_Maureen Ogopa sana watu wa Nairobi" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1947541623115522550) 2025-07-22T06:18Z 34.5K followers, [---] engagements "@JaMtoka This is one car that is on my bucket list" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1947985256449278305) 2025-07-23T11:40Z 34.5K followers, [---] engagements "It is you who has failed in every respect not Kenya. President Ruto: I listened to a gentleman who retired just the other day say that Kenya is a failed State and I wondered how he wants to be president of a failed State. You want us to entrust you with the leadership of a nation you dont even believe in #KBCniYetu MM https://t.co/dhLfVadHB1 President Ruto: I listened to a gentleman who retired just the other day say that Kenya is a failed State and I wondered how he wants to be president of a failed State. You want us to entrust you with the leadership of a nation you dont even believe in" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1947989526586044839) 2025-07-23T11:57Z 34.5K followers, 10.4K engagements "The world could very easily come to the aid of Gaza it just chooses not to" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1948415261696299346) 2025-07-24T16:09Z 34.5K followers, [----] engagements "@AliQuqiiz Let me finish this LLM brother" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1949720888213180450) 2025-07-28T06:37Z 34.5K followers, [--] engagements "Kicked my ass some. Won some. July photo dumpanyone July photo dumpanyone" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1950983253151641647) 2025-07-31T18:13Z 34.5K followers, 14.3K engagements "A script as old as democracy itself. Why do people refuse to learn history El Salvador Parliament scraps presidential term limits allowing current President Nayib Bukele to run indefinitely; extends presidential term from five to six years. https://t.co/gVzuObgZHg El Salvador Parliament scraps presidential term limits allowing current President Nayib Bukele to run indefinitely; extends presidential term from five to six years. https://t.co/gVzuObgZHg" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1951197955546902837) 2025-08-01T08:26Z 34.5K followers, 75.6K engagements "Started the LLM that I've been putting off for years and I'm basically halfway done with course work. Men Ni Nini unafeel uko proud umefanya this year I need something positive. Something that will make some other man smile. Men Ni Nini unafeel uko proud umefanya this year I need something positive. Something that will make some other man smile" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1951201835928137889) 2025-08-01T08:42Z 34.6K followers, [----] engagements "@isIsaac_ Hitler started with anti Jewish rhetoric. Trump with anti immigration. Mobutu with Africanisation. Mussolini with fascism. This one with anti gang rhetoric. We all know how that script goes" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1951203139199041566) 2025-08-01T08:47Z 34.6K followers, [----] engagements "@Muhkhami Which site Shida ni getting genuine ones. That's why I don't trust online shops" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1951290944122200364) 2025-08-01T14:36Z 34.6K followers, [--] engagements "Immediately went from listening to Julio Iglesias I'm now listening to Salim Junior. ๐๐" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1951354530496651300) 2025-08-01T18:49Z 34.6K followers, [----] engagements "I get it might have been manslaughter but this whole media circus is very unseemly. The deceased also had a family" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1951358848742138084) 2025-08-01T19:06Z 34.5K followers, 10.5K engagements "I know I shouldn't say this because of the line of work I'm in but sometimes even as defence counsel you see some people get put away for very long sentences and you get secretly happy because of the truly evil things they have done" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1951363077624025304) 2025-08-01T19:23Z 34.5K followers, 18.2K engagements "@wanguwamajani How much is that in Kshs Naweza hamia Uganda if it is decent" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1953342031381598484) 2025-08-07T06:26Z 34.6K followers, [----] engagements "@skaroko @ben_wam Hiyo ni one bedroom Kampala and some money left over to live pretty well. Sindio" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1953342202882461787) 2025-08-07T06:27Z 34.6K followers, [---] engagements "Oh hell no I remember vividly how Safaricom took us in circles and withheld data for Willie. An officer of the court. Hell no We have partnered with the Judiciary to make justice more accessible. Mr Peter Ndegwa Safaricom CEO https://t.co/sBMqlDURe5 We have partnered with the Judiciary to make justice more accessible. Mr Peter Ndegwa Safaricom CEO https://t.co/sBMqlDURe5" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1957453419599282543) 2025-08-18T14:43Z 34.6K followers, 62.4K engagements "Leo wallahi jirani wangeshinda ingebidi tufunue Kenya chini kama blanketi tuingie tujifiche. Mama Kiwinya would have never let us hear the end of it. But who is Mekatilili wa Menza" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1958969217581289663) 2025-08-22T19:07Z 34.6K followers, [----] engagements "@advk_1ST That too Kwanza wengi these days have never actually practiced" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1959287494811267202) 2025-08-23T16:11Z 34.6K followers, [----] engagements "That river has so many cascades waterfalls and rapids. It also occasionally changes routes and leaves oxbow lakes. River Tana flows through [--] Counties. From Embu to Kirinyaga to Machakos to Kitui to Garissa to Tana River. Imagine if we turned it into a fully navigable riverYou could farm Mangoes somewhere in Kitui and ship them to the Middle East via River Tana across the Indian River Tana flows through [--] Counties. From Embu to Kirinyaga to Machakos to Kitui to Garissa to Tana River. Imagine if we turned it into a fully navigable riverYou could farm Mangoes somewhere in Kitui and ship them to" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1959602939728908320) 2025-08-24T13:05Z 34.6K followers, [----] engagements "Insanity is only a defence in murder and some criminal cases. For civil matters if you are lucid enough to make printouts to defame someone you are lucid enough to face the consequences" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1960064073644576863) 2025-08-25T19:37Z 34.7K followers, 18.3K engagements "@Smurf_Nita It doesn't. She's lucid enough to make that video edit it and post it" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1960065596630204519) 2025-08-25T19:43Z 34.6K followers, [----] engagements "@Njoki_Njanja With the murder 50/50. With the suit depends on the defamatory words used and the reach they had" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1960071807739764820) 2025-08-25T20:08Z 34.6K followers, [---] engagements "I don't know why people believe being sued is so easy and treat it so flippantly. Bro litigation will drain you Hata ya Small Claims. Then when you lose and execution starts ndio utajua mbona watu hutoa nguo wanapiga nduru. Chezeeni watu kabisa" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1960265941318549967) 2025-08-26T08:59Z 34.7K followers, 192.8K engagements "Disseminating or propagating defamatory or libelous content even when you are not the original author makes you just as culpable. The author akiwa 1st Defendant uko hapo 2nd" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1960280633546014825) 2025-08-26T09:58Z 34.7K followers, 30.9K engagements "In KiMeru we have a saying "rukunje rutirauma." Bend it before it dries. Hakuna watoto hapa. Hawa ni watoto bana wtf https://t.co/kqRYeq523x Hawa ni watoto bana wtf https://t.co/kqRYeq523x" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1960668137591902424) 2025-08-27T11:38Z 34.7K followers, 13.1K engagements "I have been so blessed in this life. To have a grandma a bestie a parent a guardian a prayer warrior and a banter mate all rolled into one I've been truly blessed. Rest easy General" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1961159392344047870) 2025-08-28T20:10Z 34.7K followers, 29.6K engagements "@iiAluk That depends. Do you think the time spent chasing it will be worth it" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1963898164894634113) 2025-09-05T09:33Z 34.7K followers, [---] engagements "The good this is that is LSK is not one person. No perso is greater than the Society. Everyone has the right to make their own choices those choices are not a reflection of LSK. We will continue to defend the defenceless and champion the rule of law. Whether from arrogance greed hubris or all Faith Odhiambo has set in motion events beyond her control. This includes destruction of LSK as we've previously known it. A sad shameful & ignoble end to what could have been an exemplary term in office as President of LSK. Whether from arrogance greed hubris or all Faith Odhiambo has set in motion" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1964076320842821879) 2025-09-05T21:21Z 34.7K followers, [----] engagements "As a paid-up member of LSK in good standing man STFU Media attacks on .@LawSocietyofKe's public duty for presidential appointment is unjust. https://t.co/CcRHbgAPrD Media attacks on .@LawSocietyofKe's public duty for presidential appointment is unjust. https://t.co/CcRHbgAPrD" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1964713854577094791) 2025-09-07T15:34Z 34.7K followers, [----] engagements "I need you people to realise something our President marshalled her troops and we answered. She did an incredible job and for that she deserves all her flowers. But you need to understand that she didn't do it alone. So many people worked tirelessly and continue to" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1964714692443877478) 2025-09-07T15:37Z 34.8K followers, 12.9K engagements "She is one person. Her choices are hers alone and do not reflect on LSK and do not diminish the work done by hundreds of advocates following the protests. It also doesn't mean that LSK as an institution will relent in its fight to seek justice for victims of state brutality" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1964715169407512856) 2025-09-07T15:39Z 34.7K followers, [----] engagements "The Supreme governing body of LSK isn't the President or the Council it is the LSK AGM. That's where we hold all members accountable regardless of whatever office they hold" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1964715434705649832) 2025-09-07T15:40Z 34.7K followers, [----] engagements "@frankimiri Nice. Sound quality" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1964737332743180412) 2025-09-07T17:07Z 34.7K followers, [----] engagements "@Amacheez Higher than 140" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1964738455633891438) 2025-09-07T17:12Z 34.7K followers, [----] engagements "@MishBosslady__ Because what the hell" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1964741063672996315) 2025-09-07T17:22Z 34.7K followers, [---] engagements "@muchumi Hizo ni how many million" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1964741282213081395) 2025-09-07T17:23Z 34.8K followers, [----] engagements "Finally seen the blood moon I hope Kenyan witches you're doing the thing against You-Know-Who" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1964759990344007929) 2025-09-07T18:37Z 34.7K followers, [----] engagements "@DRUATE JBL 1000" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1964770707558289445) 2025-09-07T19:20Z 34.7K followers, [---] engagements "@staycuntyhunty Just ordered a JBL" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1964777732329631809) 2025-09-07T19:48Z 34.7K followers, [---] engagements "Every time a colleague is murdered in cold blood we hold a purple ribbon march and then that's about it. No answers no rage nothing. It is like our lives do not matter" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1965805592309846115) 2025-09-10T15:52Z 34.7K followers, [----] engagements "Also speaking from a personal perspective of where I practice we have less than [---] advocates resident in and serving Kirinyaga and Embu Counties. There are more lawyers in Bruce House and Shankardas than we have in all of Mt. Kenya and it is barely enough" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1966452280447676626) 2025-09-12T10:42Z 34.7K followers, [----] engagements "There are so so many towns that do not have a single resident advocate. So when I see people yap like this I wonder if they have any clue what they are talking about Also factor in advocates who take out a PC but do not practice. Deceased advocates. So on" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1966452616067465682) 2025-09-12T10:43Z 34.7K followers, [----] engagements "@Mi_Shtaki @uncle_deeeee That's because Nairobi has a huge population and is considered to have more money and more opportunities. But indeed we do need advocates in other areas" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1966456345231507715) 2025-09-12T10:58Z 34.8K followers, [--] engagements "@CiruMuriuki Money can never buy rizz" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1966464923187208212) 2025-09-12T11:32Z 34.8K followers, [---] engagements "@onduso_nyakweba Hata thats on the very higher limit. 15K are the ones who take out PCs. In House Counsel Registrars people in the NGO world. People who go to court and handle matters ni kidogo sana" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1966552445217120409) 2025-09-12T17:20Z 34.7K followers, [---] engagements "@Adenya_E @CikuWM YUH TAKE ME FI IDIAT" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1966572967506153785) 2025-09-12T18:41Z 34.7K followers, [--] engagements "@AL_Pseudo Hata insolvency huku how many people actually specialise in it Entertainment Sports Surrogacy Shipping How many matters are in small claims" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1966601045779320864) 2025-09-12T20:33Z 34.7K followers, [--] engagements "Ushago hakuna civil servants Business women Farmers Traders Brokers Land owners who are women Landlords Livestock brokers Do you know a whole lot of the miraa trade is controlled by women Kazi kama yote ya cereals na dairy Ama hiyo sio kazi juu sio corporate" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1967995183586488693) 2025-09-16T16:53Z 34.8K followers, 25.5K engagements "@cryptonait" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1968237733484351679) 2025-09-17T08:56Z 34.8K followers, [--] engagements "Ali Kiba will be at Cavalli" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1968397542573359540) 2025-09-17T19:31Z 34.8K followers, 11.3K engagements "They got a Prince Albert before I did Damn In Montreal even the damn ground got a septum piercing https://t.co/uk3QIhZZ24 In Montreal even the damn ground got a septum piercing https://t.co/uk3QIhZZ24" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1968412614154690970) 2025-09-17T20:31Z 34.8K followers, [----] engagements "@FelixKwambai There's one I really want ya [---] ๐ญ๐ญ" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1968413664127451582) 2025-09-17T20:36Z 34.8K followers, [--] engagements "@Lilly_Mukii I'll actually be in Nairobi. It is a plan" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1968462275624206446) 2025-09-17T23:49Z 34.8K followers, [--] engagements "We do not need another State Lodge Si Sagana iko Use that one Meru Governor Isaac Mutuma DG Linda Gitonga North Imenti MP Rahim Dawood and Forestry PS Gitonga Mugambi among leaders who toured Imenti forest the proposed sites for a State Lodge and golf course. President William Ruto issued a directive for land to be set aside for https://t.co/wz8UuTpz6Y Meru Governor Isaac Mutuma DG Linda Gitonga North Imenti MP Rahim Dawood and Forestry PS Gitonga Mugambi among leaders who toured Imenti forest the proposed sites for a State Lodge and golf course. President William Ruto issued a directive for" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1968659990182351277) 2025-09-18T12:54Z 34.8K followers, 18.9K engagements "@dt_mwenda Waende huko Rwanda basi. We cannot afford to lose an inch of that forest" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1968661150809149869) 2025-09-18T12:59Z 34.8K followers, [----] engagements "@shadrac_matata @mbarani M - Kufi a service to collect money from deceased debtors estates" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1968753115139588253) 2025-09-18T19:04Z 34.8K followers, [----] engagements "@droid254 @Shad_khalif There's not a single religious institution on this planet that can come anywhere near the Catholic church in terms of wealth. Not by a long mile and some" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1969034621569401147) 2025-09-19T13:43Z 34.8K followers, 11.2K engagements "Imagine if this was a specialised hospital The newly unveiled Beacon Mall along Ngong Road by In [--] Architects is truly a masterpiece. Congratulations to the entire team involved. https://t.co/VqoKMgy0ZT The newly unveiled Beacon Mall along Ngong Road by In [--] Architects is truly a masterpiece. Congratulations to the entire team involved. https://t.co/VqoKMgy0ZT" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1969043159851135395) 2025-09-19T14:17Z 34.8K followers, 123.8K engagements "@sora1ni Oh look. Here comes the CDF. Coriander Defence Forces" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1969100208467312651) 2025-09-19T18:04Z 34.8K followers, [---] engagements "Si Wamaasai wangekuwa wameisha wote basi Stop eating cow's liver when doing inspection on carcass in slaughter houses we often check on liver because parasites likes liver. Wachaneni na maini ukipatwa na brucellosis utadungwa sindano kila siku for 27days. Maziwa ya ng'ombe pia muwache Stop eating cow's liver when doing inspection on carcass in slaughter houses we often check on liver because parasites likes liver. Wachaneni na maini ukipatwa na brucellosis utadungwa sindano kila siku for 27days. Maziwa ya ng'ombe pia muwache" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1969147225654591765) 2025-09-19T21:10Z 34.8K followers, 12.1K engagements "@malobations @Son_of_Laikipia You sue them immediately" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1969410820267266263) 2025-09-20T14:38Z 34.8K followers, [---] engagements "Ama ile spirit huwa tunapakwa kinyozi ndio inakuwanga spirit ya umalaya Because tell me why I just want to perambulate" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1970871674636533950) 2025-09-24T15:23Z 34.8K followers, 71.5K engagements "From the replies naona most of you mngekuwa Governors Kilifi would pale in comparison to your Counties. ๐๐๐ The video https://t.co/Exdv2K9bV4 The video https://t.co/Exdv2K9bV4" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1974029204208435374) 2025-10-03T08:30Z 34.8K followers, 105.7K engagements "TF is Kenyatta's name doing there Also where is Field Marshall Muthoni General Kahiu Itina General Kubukubu Gitu wa Kahengeri General Haraka Waruhiu Itote General Ruku Mekatilili Wa Menza This is the list of Freedom Fighters in Kenya ๐ฅฒ๐ฅฒ๐ฅฒ Source: Wikipedia https://t.co/PFZn3JnJTj This is the list of Freedom Fighters in Kenya ๐ฅฒ๐ฅฒ๐ฅฒ Source: Wikipedia https://t.co/PFZn3JnJTj" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1974030581986931106) 2025-10-03T08:35Z 34.8K followers, [----] engagements "Hiyo kuitwa stingy nayo imeniuma. Which of you my brothers did that lass bad Tuonane kando kwanza. Tusi a Meru man na kitu yoyote but sio pesa na tohara" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/1975260847347015692) 2025-10-06T18:04Z 34.8K followers, 10.4K engagements "#AfricanNationsInHighSchool Rwanda is that hot shy girl. She seems reserved but you've heard of her psycho moments" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/422448468175888384) 2014-01-12T19:22Z 28.8K followers, [--] engagements "Kacey Musgraves I like her music. Yeeep. Secretly i'm a trailer park red neck" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/429263484862210049) 2014-01-31T14:42Z 28.6K followers, [--] engagements "Follow Your Arrow - Kacey Musgraves. #NP" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/471985296288931841) 2014-05-29T12:03Z 28.8K followers, [--] engagements "Well I wish I had a better camera. Still Nairobi is beautiful #NY #NairobiAtNight http://t.co/moiKwaYLNI" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/502849222681440256) 2014-08-22T16:06Z 28.9K followers, [--] engagements "Quasar quasar quasar.Quasar.Tumbuiza tumbuiza ๐๐ต https://x.com/Fact/status/752925534951178240 The brightest things in the universe are quasars which can be over [-------------] times brighter than our sun. https://x.com/Fact/status/752925534951178240 The brightest things in the universe are quasars which can be over [-------------] times brighter than our sun" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/752934546979586048) 2016-07-12T18:35Z 29.4K followers, [--] engagements "@itsjeptumbih @Daniel_Ngugi @JICHOdaDOG Maybe do both. Both seems like a nice idea ๐" [X Link](https://x.com/Mr_Guantai/status/933273634705231872) 2017-11-22T09:59Z 29.4K followers, [--] engagements Limited data mode. Full metrics available with subscription: lunarcrush.com/pricing
@Mr_Guantai Abu ImanAbu Iman posts on X about kenya, nairobi, murder, money the most. They currently have [------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [-------] engagements in the last [--] hours.
Social category influence countries 9.66% travel destinations 5.52% finance 4.14% technology brands 3.45% currencies 2.76% automotive brands 1.38% fashion brands 1.38% social networks 1.38% luxury brands 0.69% stocks 0.69%
Social topic influence kenya #547, nairobi 4.14%, murder #1469, money 2.76%, kwanza 2.07%, the most 1.38%, drink 1.38%, defence 1.38%, jbl 1.38%, rwanda 1.38%
Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @mrguantai @kinjeketile @mwenjerere @martinmkivuva @bellelinde @oreojunkie @aduiwaukoloni @raymondmatata @imentat @footsoldierrow @iszmbuthia @muchirih @wawirecs @adriansurname @i_mentat @dr_oowiso @somagneticwrote @aquahousemsa @dbkae @anj116
Top assets mentioned Noble Corporation (NE) Uber Technologies, Inc. (UBER)
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours
"@DB_Kae That he was. The most iconic home in the world in my view has to be Falling Water"
X Link 2026-01-03T15:58Z 36.1K followers, [----] engagements
"@AduiWaUkoloni Manze. So many good watches from Seiko Frederique Constant and other brands"
X Link 2026-01-10T15:07Z 36.1K followers, [---] engagements
"@anj_116_ Speaking of the Howo kuna yenye nimeona imeanza kusafirisha muguka. I wonder how it would perform longterm compared to the trucks currently in use"
X Link 2026-01-22T20:48Z 36.1K followers, [----] engagements
"@kinjeketile Same bana. I hated their selection of official shoes so much. Umoja are even doing better than them"
X Link 2026-02-03T12:26Z 36.1K followers, [----] engagements
"You have already failed the entrance exam. @IitulaMagano No we want Kenya๐ญ๐ Nigeria was too easily @IitulaMagano No we want Kenya๐ญ๐ Nigeria was too easily"
X Link 2026-02-03T16:50Z 36.1K followers, 125.8K engagements
"Coursework done. All exams done. All thesis chapters done"
X Link 2026-02-03T16:52Z 36.1K followers, [----] engagements
"One of THE greatest scenes in Kenyan history. ๐๐๐ @Mr_Ans_W @JayFreaKay This one ๐น๐น๐น https://t.co/2rqL1C6d83 @Mr_Ans_W @JayFreaKay This one ๐น๐น๐น https://t.co/2rqL1C6d83"
X Link 2026-02-13T07:16Z 36.1K followers, 95.8K engagements
"Kidum and Otile Brown really went all out with that Leila song. Such a tune"
X Link 2026-02-13T07:37Z 36.1K followers, [----] engagements
"@RaymondMatata @Brianmbunde @ntsa_kenya Ground the matatu for the corresponding time the errant driver is suspended. Na sio ati iwachiliwe iwekwe kwa yard"
X Link 2026-02-13T08:16Z 36.1K followers, [---] engagements
"Wamama hata organ harvesting hawaogopi as long as msee ni mlami Like all caution is thrown to the wind because of some white weirdo Ai"
X Link 2026-02-13T12:30Z 36.1K followers, 77.5K engagements
"I'd love to know who was Druski's make up artist for that white preacher skit and if he can recreate it in Kenya. I want to see something. For science"
X Link 2026-02-13T18:02Z 36.1K followers, [----] engagements
"We can actually run ethical LSK campaigns without the smearing and name calling. We actually really can it is not that hard. We are after all a noble profession"
X Link 2026-02-03T07:20Z 36.1K followers, [----] engagements
"Bata had the Ambassador line of shoes that was absolutely amazing. They made stylish yet comfortable shoes especially Oxfords and Brogues. I wonder what happened to them"
X Link 2026-02-03T08:58Z 36.1K followers, 21K engagements
"@brigadier_Griff Hush Puppies are really comfortable but not really as stylish"
X Link 2026-02-03T12:21Z 36.1K followers, [---] engagements
"Please I'm begging you people take an interest in other things that do not necessarily have anything to do with your career. You could be an Engineer but please read up on literature. You could be a lawyer but at least be curious who Frank Lloyd Wright was. Be curious man"
X Link 2026-01-03T12:05Z 36.1K followers, 1.6M engagements
"Nishane Hacivat. Amraf Odyssey Mandarin Sky. D&G Light Blue Intense. GA Acqua di Gio Profumo. Tom Ford Oud Wood. Whats a perfume that makes people literally stop you in public and ask what youre wearing Whats a perfume that makes people literally stop you in public and ask what youre wearing"
X Link 2026-01-22T09:34Z 36.1K followers, 74.8K engagements
"@ndegwa_ @i_mentat Front and rear mounted cameras that only record outside audio and video without the cab. The geolocation helps determine the exact spot of an accident in case of a hit and run as well. Remember the right to privacy isn't absolute"
X Link 2026-02-13T11:49Z 36.1K followers, [--] engagements
"Bees. Love bees. Deathly allergic to their sting and to honey but I genuinely love bees. They work so hard and keep us all alive but are barely celebrated. Here are your flowers bees"
X Link 2026-02-13T16:41Z 36.1K followers, [----] engagements
""I don't drink" or "I don't drink anymore" should never be followed by "why" Thank you"
X Link 2026-02-13T08:25Z 36.1K followers, 293.4K engagements
"If there's a group of people I've learned to almost entirely disregard it is Americans in general. Of whatever background of ethnicity. They have a running thread of ignorance that seems to transcend even racial divides. Why did I just come across a video of an African-American woman saying that black Americans ancestors dont come from Africa they come from Egypt WHERE IS EGYPT๐ญ Why did I just come across a video of an African-American woman saying that black Americans ancestors dont come from Africa they come from Egypt WHERE IS EGYPT๐ญ"
X Link 2026-02-13T08:35Z 36.1K followers, 68.6K engagements
"I absolutely love the Architectural Digest page on YouTube"
X Link 2026-02-13T16:21Z 36.1K followers, 10.7K engagements
"@footsoldierRow They weren't asked about a law they broke. They were asked why they don't drink"
X Link 2026-02-14T07:41Z 36.1K followers, 11.8K engagements
"@mwenjerere No idea. Doesn't mean you won't be the exception who'll be cheated on though"
X Link 2026-02-14T09:41Z 36.1K followers, [--] engagements
"@MartinMKivuva Exactly As a prerequisite for issuing insurance kila gari ikuwe na dash cam. It will eliminate a lot of nonsense including drunk driving because it shows where you were and how you were driving"
X Link 2026-02-13T09:42Z 36.1K followers, [---] engagements
"@i_mentat Privacy how so exactly Front and rear dash cam Where does privacy come in"
X Link 2026-02-13T09:43Z 36.1K followers, [---] engagements
"@iszmbuthia @inglorious_bat @nbibbqpitmaster There he is Ray What a master on the grill"
X Link 2026-02-13T11:14Z 36.1K followers, [--] engagements
"@tonynjeru_ Then si uchukue Uber if cheating is so necessary basi"
X Link 2026-02-13T11:42Z 36.1K followers, [--] engagements
"@MuchiriH No really though best pal. Mbona unashangaa ni kama hauwajui Did you not see the Dubai documentary"
X Link 2026-02-13T14:05Z 36.1K followers, [---] engagements
"@AduiWaUkoloni Yup Because they know they have a strong and dependable ally. He's always been"
X Link 2026-02-13T14:13Z 36.1K followers, [---] engagements
"@Its_Sir_Raymond You know why so many copies were left scattered Because the event was filled with masqueraders paid to shout down advocates. Kina Brian Mwenda. I was there Wakili"
X Link 2026-02-13T15:57Z 36.1K followers, [---] engagements
""I tend to turn into a raging monster who likes to bite and maul everyone in sight when I'm drunk and then proceed to openly defacate everywhere wash my ass with the liquor and then go home and never remember what happened after." See why you should never ask why @Mr_Guantai Why @Mr_Guantai Why"
X Link 2026-02-13T23:39Z 36.1K followers, [----] engagements
"@Dr_OOwiso Weka yeye kwa NTSA page Doc. We can no longer abide madness"
X Link 2026-02-13T15:49Z 36.1K followers, [--] engagements
"@mwenjerere True also. They'll murder you though. They don't play"
X Link 2026-02-14T12:08Z 36.1K followers, [--] engagements
"I love that NTSA have made it easier for Kenyans to record and report errant drivers but those drivers need to face more repercussions than just sitting for driving re examination. More sanctions should also follow including mandatory community service"
X Link 2026-02-13T07:28Z 36.1K followers, 19.9K engagements
"I've actually always thought we should have no fault or no contest divorce in Kenya. You just fill out the forms like you would for a Small Claims matter. Divorce shouldn't have to be drawn out or messy. Clients watch too many movieswhat do you mean by give me divorce papers I take to my husbandhe will sign Clients watch too many movieswhat do you mean by give me divorce papers I take to my husbandhe will sign"
X Link 2026-02-13T07:31Z 36.1K followers, 10.9K engagements
"You know how matatus are mandated to have speed governors let ALL vehicles on the road have dash cams. All of them. Instead of he said she said wacha video evidence iongee na makosa yako ikushtaki"
X Link 2026-02-13T08:19Z 36.1K followers, 10.2K engagements
"@everest_254 Z"
X Link 2026-02-13T09:45Z 36.1K followers, [----] engagements
"Also bring back and properly enforce the Michuki Laws. Uniforms photos of the crew and their details affixed to the windscreen dustbins in PSVs working seat belts the works. All of it"
X Link 2026-02-13T11:04Z 36.1K followers, 14.4K engagements
"I'm just asking hawa wamama na baddies wa huku who are just sleeping with this weirdo hawajaskia the ghuwites have a strain of super chlamydia going around huko Na some drug resistant gonorrhea Wueeeh .the Russian guy in Kenya videos are wild. Wueeeh .the Russian guy in Kenya videos are wild"
X Link 2026-02-13T12:29Z 36.1K followers, 27.9K engagements
"Wakilis when is last time you received an actual copy of the LSK Journal that we pay for every year"
X Link 2026-02-13T13:27Z 36.1K followers, 20.6K engagements
"@wawireCS Mimi I'm a married man"
X Link 2026-02-13T17:12Z 36.1K followers, [---] engagements
""I murdered [--] people in a drunken driving accident and I fled the scene and I was never caught and prosecuted for it. So I quit drinking after that." You see how awkward the conversation would be from there @Mr_Guantai Why @Mr_Guantai Why"
X Link 2026-02-13T23:37Z 36.1K followers, 317.5K engagements
""I like to murder women when I'm drunk." Proceeds to stare up and down at you with intent and then take the most tiny sip out of my glass of water then place it down very very slowly. @Mr_Guantai Why @Mr_Guantai Why"
X Link 2026-02-14T00:10Z 36.1K followers, [----] engagements
"I got some Kombucha scoby today and I'm about to transform into one heck of a brew master. All the energy I would have poured into making craft gin I'll pour into this instead. Soon as I get glass jars for brewing that is"
X Link 2026-02-14T00:47Z 36.1K followers, [---] engagements
"If the source is Embakasi then yes. Is @keringet still bottled at source https://t.co/G9vrAZmnLF Is @keringet still bottled at source https://t.co/G9vrAZmnLF"
X Link 2026-02-14T15:57Z 36.1K followers, 13.7K engagements
"I'm so glad the message of individual and command responsibility seems to have gotten home to some police officers. They will give you shoot to kill orders you'll follow them but when you stand on the dock alone they will deny ever issuing such orders and you'll be on your own https://t.co/b0pzVNF4yu https://t.co/b0pzVNF4yu"
X Link 2025-06-28T06:55Z 34K followers, [----] engagements
"By what magic or wizardry would he manage all of those things Even if he was to pave all the streets in gold and have fountains of ambrosia inside all our homes #RutoMustGo Lets say William Ruto fixes the economy completely before [----]. He fixes the education system and transforms our infrastructure during this WanTAM period. He even defeats the biggest enemycorruptionbefore [----]. Be Genuine Would you still give him TUTAM https://t.co/CuENKCzcBz Lets say William Ruto fixes the economy completely before [----]. He fixes the education system and transforms our infrastructure during this WanTAM"
X Link 2025-06-28T07:16Z 34K followers, [----] engagements
"In a sane country people like Larry Njeri Migwi Hussein Khalid Hanifa Boni hao ndio wanafaa kuwa wanapata the highest state awards and recognition like OGW and the like sio MPs"
X Link 2025-06-28T07:18Z 34.1K followers, 13.9K engagements
"@polly_tickly Juu he thinks he has popular support. We only listen to him because anashinda akilima Ruto. The day we get Ruto out he will also be irrelevant"
X Link 2025-06-28T08:12Z 34K followers, [---] engagements
"@Adrian_Surname @bellelinde @oreo_junkie Oh you have no idea ๐คฎ๐คฎ๐คฎ Then add to that the fact that Cherargei was my classmate. Ni kama laana"
X Link 2025-06-28T09:21Z 34K followers, [--] engagements
"@oreo_junkie @bellelinde Constitutional Law at Moi"
X Link 2025-06-28T09:21Z 34K followers, [--] engagements
"@oreo_junkie @Adrian_Surname @bellelinde I know him personally ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ"
X Link 2025-06-28T09:26Z 34K followers, [--] engagements
"@elianthe4 Yes it will. It has nowhere else to go"
X Link 2025-06-28T11:32Z 34K followers, [---] engagements
"Oya wa ma pornhub usitufunze kazi. The trend of hating leaders MUST stop It's unbelievable that when you scroll on this app all you see is hate and anger on leaders. Fellow Kenyans this is NOT the direction we should go as a country. The trend of hating leaders MUST stop It's unbelievable that when you scroll on this app all you see is hate and anger on leaders. Fellow Kenyans this is NOT the direction we should go as a country"
X Link 2025-06-30T07:01Z 34.2K followers, 12.3K engagements
"@MwacheezyC kindly call me as soon as you can"
X Link 2025-07-03T06:07Z 34.2K followers, [--] engagements
"Thesis Proposal approved submitted for grading. Wish me luck"
X Link 2025-07-05T11:26Z 34.2K followers, 14.2K engagements
"@Troy_Undisputed Thank you"
X Link 2025-07-05T13:08Z 34.3K followers, [--] engagements
"@whoyouthinkiriz Embu"
X Link 2025-07-05T14:24Z 34.3K followers, [---] engagements
"I don't what Kino @Mr_Guantai I guess you don't know I courts iperate and under what circumstances summons are issued to the police by courts.Ujinga ni kitu dangerous @Mr_Guantai I guess you don't know I courts iperate and under what circumstances summons are issued to the police by courts.Ujinga ni kitu dangerous"
X Link 2025-07-07T06:04Z 34.3K followers, 11.9K engagements
"@Davidkmwenda Leo ni holiday Wakili. I have time"
X Link 2025-07-07T07:21Z 34.3K followers, [---] engagements
"But Masengeli just said CBD is open and Ruku ordered civil servants to work How are people supposed to get to work basi Boda boda operators accused of sneaking people into the CBD arrested at Globe roundabout Nairobi motorbikes confiscated. https://t.co/2fcvOjPMuq Boda boda operators accused of sneaking people into the CBD arrested at Globe roundabout Nairobi motorbikes confiscated. https://t.co/2fcvOjPMuq"
X Link 2025-07-07T09:05Z 34.3K followers, 16.1K engagements
"@W_Mellannie They've sent that Subaru contingent and lorries of cops who are busy shooting up the place"
X Link 2025-07-08T16:05Z 34.4K followers, [----] engagements
"@kinjeketile They have opened Pandora's Box"
X Link 2025-07-09T09:16Z 34.4K followers, [---] engagements
"@Bonifacet Do you know how hard it is to precisely hit even a large target even from a distance Same police whose stray bullets are killing kids in their homes Unless they corner them and shoot them kwa miguu at point blank range. Like lala nikupige risasi miguu"
X Link 2025-07-09T19:00Z 34.4K followers, [---] engagements
"How exactly did he incite violence against the police. He told you the truth you dimwits That even you people undeservedly have families. You too can one day feel the pain you've caused others and that the judgment of God is upon you. We all feel the same as he does. TIKTOKER ARRESTED FOR INCITING VIOLENCE AGAINST POLICE Godfrey Mwasiaga Kakan Maiyo the suspect behind a viral video inciting violence against police officers and their families has been arrested. The video had been uploaded to his TikTok account. Detectives trailed the https://t.co/0w0XyUDZKE TIKTOKER ARRESTED FOR INCITING"
X Link 2025-07-10T07:26Z 34.4K followers, [----] engagements
"@SUBARU_CORP Hamskii aibu"
X Link 2025-07-12T18:50Z 34.4K followers, [--] engagements
"We haven't rested since last year. We have constantly been on call and we have shown up every time. We have consistently shown up pro bono and to come online to see such takes Naaah man. Hawa mabois tuliwalet down. Hawa mabois tuliwalet down"
X Link 2025-07-14T11:14Z 34.4K followers, 37K engagements
"He can lead by example. Let him apply first. Public Service CS Geoffrey urges the youth to apply for jobs abroad https://t.co/5DYnaYN2w1 Public Service CS Geoffrey urges the youth to apply for jobs abroad https://t.co/5DYnaYN2w1"
X Link 2025-07-14T14:18Z 34.5K followers, 29.5K engagements
"@comeupshuffle Oh be sure I will. Wacha kwanza I finish hii"
X Link 2025-07-16T17:36Z 34.5K followers, [---] engagements
"Appeal for blood. Hey sasa unaeza niulizia mtu ako na bloodgroup O-ve around COPTIC hospital or within nairobi a reach out 0706515271/0710833710. Thank you"
X Link 2025-07-17T11:32Z 34.5K followers, [----] engagements
"Let us not lie on Coldplay's name like this please. coldplay has provided me more entertainment in the past [--] hours than they have in their entire musical career. coldplay has provided me more entertainment in the past [--] hours than they have in their entire musical career"
X Link 2025-07-18T16:35Z 34.5K followers, 26.4K engagements
"@Becca_Gunnie Xenophobia in the land of my ancestors"
X Link 2025-07-19T07:19Z 34.5K followers, [---] engagements
"@JJonmwangi Just as an FYI I was wearing Hugo Boss Unlimited as my night scent"
X Link 2025-07-19T07:35Z 34.5K followers, [--] engagements
"ODPP if you have spine if you have courage if you stand up for the oath we all took to defend uphold and protect the Constitution of the Republic of Kenya without fear or favour you wouldn't sign those charge sheets. But you will always choose what is easy won't you"
X Link 2025-07-20T06:05Z 34.5K followers, [----] engagements
"@Very_Maureen Ogopa sana watu wa Nairobi"
X Link 2025-07-22T06:18Z 34.5K followers, [---] engagements
"@JaMtoka This is one car that is on my bucket list"
X Link 2025-07-23T11:40Z 34.5K followers, [---] engagements
"It is you who has failed in every respect not Kenya. President Ruto: I listened to a gentleman who retired just the other day say that Kenya is a failed State and I wondered how he wants to be president of a failed State. You want us to entrust you with the leadership of a nation you dont even believe in #KBCniYetu MM https://t.co/dhLfVadHB1 President Ruto: I listened to a gentleman who retired just the other day say that Kenya is a failed State and I wondered how he wants to be president of a failed State. You want us to entrust you with the leadership of a nation you dont even believe in"
X Link 2025-07-23T11:57Z 34.5K followers, 10.4K engagements
"The world could very easily come to the aid of Gaza it just chooses not to"
X Link 2025-07-24T16:09Z 34.5K followers, [----] engagements
"@AliQuqiiz Let me finish this LLM brother"
X Link 2025-07-28T06:37Z 34.5K followers, [--] engagements
"Kicked my ass some. Won some. July photo dumpanyone July photo dumpanyone"
X Link 2025-07-31T18:13Z 34.5K followers, 14.3K engagements
"A script as old as democracy itself. Why do people refuse to learn history El Salvador Parliament scraps presidential term limits allowing current President Nayib Bukele to run indefinitely; extends presidential term from five to six years. https://t.co/gVzuObgZHg El Salvador Parliament scraps presidential term limits allowing current President Nayib Bukele to run indefinitely; extends presidential term from five to six years. https://t.co/gVzuObgZHg"
X Link 2025-08-01T08:26Z 34.5K followers, 75.6K engagements
"Started the LLM that I've been putting off for years and I'm basically halfway done with course work. Men Ni Nini unafeel uko proud umefanya this year I need something positive. Something that will make some other man smile. Men Ni Nini unafeel uko proud umefanya this year I need something positive. Something that will make some other man smile"
X Link 2025-08-01T08:42Z 34.6K followers, [----] engagements
"@isIsaac_ Hitler started with anti Jewish rhetoric. Trump with anti immigration. Mobutu with Africanisation. Mussolini with fascism. This one with anti gang rhetoric. We all know how that script goes"
X Link 2025-08-01T08:47Z 34.6K followers, [----] engagements
"@Muhkhami Which site Shida ni getting genuine ones. That's why I don't trust online shops"
X Link 2025-08-01T14:36Z 34.6K followers, [--] engagements
"Immediately went from listening to Julio Iglesias I'm now listening to Salim Junior. ๐๐"
X Link 2025-08-01T18:49Z 34.6K followers, [----] engagements
"I get it might have been manslaughter but this whole media circus is very unseemly. The deceased also had a family"
X Link 2025-08-01T19:06Z 34.5K followers, 10.5K engagements
"I know I shouldn't say this because of the line of work I'm in but sometimes even as defence counsel you see some people get put away for very long sentences and you get secretly happy because of the truly evil things they have done"
X Link 2025-08-01T19:23Z 34.5K followers, 18.2K engagements
"@wanguwamajani How much is that in Kshs Naweza hamia Uganda if it is decent"
X Link 2025-08-07T06:26Z 34.6K followers, [----] engagements
"@skaroko @ben_wam Hiyo ni one bedroom Kampala and some money left over to live pretty well. Sindio"
X Link 2025-08-07T06:27Z 34.6K followers, [---] engagements
"Oh hell no I remember vividly how Safaricom took us in circles and withheld data for Willie. An officer of the court. Hell no We have partnered with the Judiciary to make justice more accessible. Mr Peter Ndegwa Safaricom CEO https://t.co/sBMqlDURe5 We have partnered with the Judiciary to make justice more accessible. Mr Peter Ndegwa Safaricom CEO https://t.co/sBMqlDURe5"
X Link 2025-08-18T14:43Z 34.6K followers, 62.4K engagements
"Leo wallahi jirani wangeshinda ingebidi tufunue Kenya chini kama blanketi tuingie tujifiche. Mama Kiwinya would have never let us hear the end of it. But who is Mekatilili wa Menza"
X Link 2025-08-22T19:07Z 34.6K followers, [----] engagements
"@advk_1ST That too Kwanza wengi these days have never actually practiced"
X Link 2025-08-23T16:11Z 34.6K followers, [----] engagements
"That river has so many cascades waterfalls and rapids. It also occasionally changes routes and leaves oxbow lakes. River Tana flows through [--] Counties. From Embu to Kirinyaga to Machakos to Kitui to Garissa to Tana River. Imagine if we turned it into a fully navigable riverYou could farm Mangoes somewhere in Kitui and ship them to the Middle East via River Tana across the Indian River Tana flows through [--] Counties. From Embu to Kirinyaga to Machakos to Kitui to Garissa to Tana River. Imagine if we turned it into a fully navigable riverYou could farm Mangoes somewhere in Kitui and ship them to"
X Link 2025-08-24T13:05Z 34.6K followers, [----] engagements
"Insanity is only a defence in murder and some criminal cases. For civil matters if you are lucid enough to make printouts to defame someone you are lucid enough to face the consequences"
X Link 2025-08-25T19:37Z 34.7K followers, 18.3K engagements
"@Smurf_Nita It doesn't. She's lucid enough to make that video edit it and post it"
X Link 2025-08-25T19:43Z 34.6K followers, [----] engagements
"@Njoki_Njanja With the murder 50/50. With the suit depends on the defamatory words used and the reach they had"
X Link 2025-08-25T20:08Z 34.6K followers, [---] engagements
"I don't know why people believe being sued is so easy and treat it so flippantly. Bro litigation will drain you Hata ya Small Claims. Then when you lose and execution starts ndio utajua mbona watu hutoa nguo wanapiga nduru. Chezeeni watu kabisa"
X Link 2025-08-26T08:59Z 34.7K followers, 192.8K engagements
"Disseminating or propagating defamatory or libelous content even when you are not the original author makes you just as culpable. The author akiwa 1st Defendant uko hapo 2nd"
X Link 2025-08-26T09:58Z 34.7K followers, 30.9K engagements
"In KiMeru we have a saying "rukunje rutirauma." Bend it before it dries. Hakuna watoto hapa. Hawa ni watoto bana wtf https://t.co/kqRYeq523x Hawa ni watoto bana wtf https://t.co/kqRYeq523x"
X Link 2025-08-27T11:38Z 34.7K followers, 13.1K engagements
"I have been so blessed in this life. To have a grandma a bestie a parent a guardian a prayer warrior and a banter mate all rolled into one I've been truly blessed. Rest easy General"
X Link 2025-08-28T20:10Z 34.7K followers, 29.6K engagements
"@iiAluk That depends. Do you think the time spent chasing it will be worth it"
X Link 2025-09-05T09:33Z 34.7K followers, [---] engagements
"The good this is that is LSK is not one person. No perso is greater than the Society. Everyone has the right to make their own choices those choices are not a reflection of LSK. We will continue to defend the defenceless and champion the rule of law. Whether from arrogance greed hubris or all Faith Odhiambo has set in motion events beyond her control. This includes destruction of LSK as we've previously known it. A sad shameful & ignoble end to what could have been an exemplary term in office as President of LSK. Whether from arrogance greed hubris or all Faith Odhiambo has set in motion"
X Link 2025-09-05T21:21Z 34.7K followers, [----] engagements
"As a paid-up member of LSK in good standing man STFU Media attacks on .@LawSocietyofKe's public duty for presidential appointment is unjust. https://t.co/CcRHbgAPrD Media attacks on .@LawSocietyofKe's public duty for presidential appointment is unjust. https://t.co/CcRHbgAPrD"
X Link 2025-09-07T15:34Z 34.7K followers, [----] engagements
"I need you people to realise something our President marshalled her troops and we answered. She did an incredible job and for that she deserves all her flowers. But you need to understand that she didn't do it alone. So many people worked tirelessly and continue to"
X Link 2025-09-07T15:37Z 34.8K followers, 12.9K engagements
"She is one person. Her choices are hers alone and do not reflect on LSK and do not diminish the work done by hundreds of advocates following the protests. It also doesn't mean that LSK as an institution will relent in its fight to seek justice for victims of state brutality"
X Link 2025-09-07T15:39Z 34.7K followers, [----] engagements
"The Supreme governing body of LSK isn't the President or the Council it is the LSK AGM. That's where we hold all members accountable regardless of whatever office they hold"
X Link 2025-09-07T15:40Z 34.7K followers, [----] engagements
"@frankimiri Nice. Sound quality"
X Link 2025-09-07T17:07Z 34.7K followers, [----] engagements
"@Amacheez Higher than 140"
X Link 2025-09-07T17:12Z 34.7K followers, [----] engagements
"@MishBosslady__ Because what the hell"
X Link 2025-09-07T17:22Z 34.7K followers, [---] engagements
"@muchumi Hizo ni how many million"
X Link 2025-09-07T17:23Z 34.8K followers, [----] engagements
"Finally seen the blood moon I hope Kenyan witches you're doing the thing against You-Know-Who"
X Link 2025-09-07T18:37Z 34.7K followers, [----] engagements
"@DRUATE JBL 1000"
X Link 2025-09-07T19:20Z 34.7K followers, [---] engagements
"@staycuntyhunty Just ordered a JBL"
X Link 2025-09-07T19:48Z 34.7K followers, [---] engagements
"Every time a colleague is murdered in cold blood we hold a purple ribbon march and then that's about it. No answers no rage nothing. It is like our lives do not matter"
X Link 2025-09-10T15:52Z 34.7K followers, [----] engagements
"Also speaking from a personal perspective of where I practice we have less than [---] advocates resident in and serving Kirinyaga and Embu Counties. There are more lawyers in Bruce House and Shankardas than we have in all of Mt. Kenya and it is barely enough"
X Link 2025-09-12T10:42Z 34.7K followers, [----] engagements
"There are so so many towns that do not have a single resident advocate. So when I see people yap like this I wonder if they have any clue what they are talking about Also factor in advocates who take out a PC but do not practice. Deceased advocates. So on"
X Link 2025-09-12T10:43Z 34.7K followers, [----] engagements
"@Mi_Shtaki @uncle_deeeee That's because Nairobi has a huge population and is considered to have more money and more opportunities. But indeed we do need advocates in other areas"
X Link 2025-09-12T10:58Z 34.8K followers, [--] engagements
"@CiruMuriuki Money can never buy rizz"
X Link 2025-09-12T11:32Z 34.8K followers, [---] engagements
"@onduso_nyakweba Hata thats on the very higher limit. 15K are the ones who take out PCs. In House Counsel Registrars people in the NGO world. People who go to court and handle matters ni kidogo sana"
X Link 2025-09-12T17:20Z 34.7K followers, [---] engagements
"@Adenya_E @CikuWM YUH TAKE ME FI IDIAT"
X Link 2025-09-12T18:41Z 34.7K followers, [--] engagements
"@AL_Pseudo Hata insolvency huku how many people actually specialise in it Entertainment Sports Surrogacy Shipping How many matters are in small claims"
X Link 2025-09-12T20:33Z 34.7K followers, [--] engagements
"Ushago hakuna civil servants Business women Farmers Traders Brokers Land owners who are women Landlords Livestock brokers Do you know a whole lot of the miraa trade is controlled by women Kazi kama yote ya cereals na dairy Ama hiyo sio kazi juu sio corporate"
X Link 2025-09-16T16:53Z 34.8K followers, 25.5K engagements
"@cryptonait"
X Link 2025-09-17T08:56Z 34.8K followers, [--] engagements
"Ali Kiba will be at Cavalli"
X Link 2025-09-17T19:31Z 34.8K followers, 11.3K engagements
"They got a Prince Albert before I did Damn In Montreal even the damn ground got a septum piercing https://t.co/uk3QIhZZ24 In Montreal even the damn ground got a septum piercing https://t.co/uk3QIhZZ24"
X Link 2025-09-17T20:31Z 34.8K followers, [----] engagements
"@FelixKwambai There's one I really want ya [---] ๐ญ๐ญ"
X Link 2025-09-17T20:36Z 34.8K followers, [--] engagements
"@Lilly_Mukii I'll actually be in Nairobi. It is a plan"
X Link 2025-09-17T23:49Z 34.8K followers, [--] engagements
"We do not need another State Lodge Si Sagana iko Use that one Meru Governor Isaac Mutuma DG Linda Gitonga North Imenti MP Rahim Dawood and Forestry PS Gitonga Mugambi among leaders who toured Imenti forest the proposed sites for a State Lodge and golf course. President William Ruto issued a directive for land to be set aside for https://t.co/wz8UuTpz6Y Meru Governor Isaac Mutuma DG Linda Gitonga North Imenti MP Rahim Dawood and Forestry PS Gitonga Mugambi among leaders who toured Imenti forest the proposed sites for a State Lodge and golf course. President William Ruto issued a directive for"
X Link 2025-09-18T12:54Z 34.8K followers, 18.9K engagements
"@dt_mwenda Waende huko Rwanda basi. We cannot afford to lose an inch of that forest"
X Link 2025-09-18T12:59Z 34.8K followers, [----] engagements
"@shadrac_matata @mbarani M - Kufi a service to collect money from deceased debtors estates"
X Link 2025-09-18T19:04Z 34.8K followers, [----] engagements
"@droid254 @Shad_khalif There's not a single religious institution on this planet that can come anywhere near the Catholic church in terms of wealth. Not by a long mile and some"
X Link 2025-09-19T13:43Z 34.8K followers, 11.2K engagements
"Imagine if this was a specialised hospital The newly unveiled Beacon Mall along Ngong Road by In [--] Architects is truly a masterpiece. Congratulations to the entire team involved. https://t.co/VqoKMgy0ZT The newly unveiled Beacon Mall along Ngong Road by In [--] Architects is truly a masterpiece. Congratulations to the entire team involved. https://t.co/VqoKMgy0ZT"
X Link 2025-09-19T14:17Z 34.8K followers, 123.8K engagements
"@sora1ni Oh look. Here comes the CDF. Coriander Defence Forces"
X Link 2025-09-19T18:04Z 34.8K followers, [---] engagements
"Si Wamaasai wangekuwa wameisha wote basi Stop eating cow's liver when doing inspection on carcass in slaughter houses we often check on liver because parasites likes liver. Wachaneni na maini ukipatwa na brucellosis utadungwa sindano kila siku for 27days. Maziwa ya ng'ombe pia muwache Stop eating cow's liver when doing inspection on carcass in slaughter houses we often check on liver because parasites likes liver. Wachaneni na maini ukipatwa na brucellosis utadungwa sindano kila siku for 27days. Maziwa ya ng'ombe pia muwache"
X Link 2025-09-19T21:10Z 34.8K followers, 12.1K engagements
"@malobations @Son_of_Laikipia You sue them immediately"
X Link 2025-09-20T14:38Z 34.8K followers, [---] engagements
"Ama ile spirit huwa tunapakwa kinyozi ndio inakuwanga spirit ya umalaya Because tell me why I just want to perambulate"
X Link 2025-09-24T15:23Z 34.8K followers, 71.5K engagements
"From the replies naona most of you mngekuwa Governors Kilifi would pale in comparison to your Counties. ๐๐๐ The video https://t.co/Exdv2K9bV4 The video https://t.co/Exdv2K9bV4"
X Link 2025-10-03T08:30Z 34.8K followers, 105.7K engagements
"TF is Kenyatta's name doing there Also where is Field Marshall Muthoni General Kahiu Itina General Kubukubu Gitu wa Kahengeri General Haraka Waruhiu Itote General Ruku Mekatilili Wa Menza This is the list of Freedom Fighters in Kenya ๐ฅฒ๐ฅฒ๐ฅฒ Source: Wikipedia https://t.co/PFZn3JnJTj This is the list of Freedom Fighters in Kenya ๐ฅฒ๐ฅฒ๐ฅฒ Source: Wikipedia https://t.co/PFZn3JnJTj"
X Link 2025-10-03T08:35Z 34.8K followers, [----] engagements
"Hiyo kuitwa stingy nayo imeniuma. Which of you my brothers did that lass bad Tuonane kando kwanza. Tusi a Meru man na kitu yoyote but sio pesa na tohara"
X Link 2025-10-06T18:04Z 34.8K followers, 10.4K engagements
"#AfricanNationsInHighSchool Rwanda is that hot shy girl. She seems reserved but you've heard of her psycho moments"
X Link 2014-01-12T19:22Z 28.8K followers, [--] engagements
"Kacey Musgraves I like her music. Yeeep. Secretly i'm a trailer park red neck"
X Link 2014-01-31T14:42Z 28.6K followers, [--] engagements
"Follow Your Arrow - Kacey Musgraves. #NP"
X Link 2014-05-29T12:03Z 28.8K followers, [--] engagements
"Well I wish I had a better camera. Still Nairobi is beautiful #NY #NairobiAtNight http://t.co/moiKwaYLNI"
X Link 2014-08-22T16:06Z 28.9K followers, [--] engagements
"Quasar quasar quasar.Quasar.Tumbuiza tumbuiza ๐๐ต https://x.com/Fact/status/752925534951178240 The brightest things in the universe are quasars which can be over [-------------] times brighter than our sun. https://x.com/Fact/status/752925534951178240 The brightest things in the universe are quasars which can be over [-------------] times brighter than our sun"
X Link 2016-07-12T18:35Z 29.4K followers, [--] engagements
"@itsjeptumbih @Daniel_Ngugi @JICHOdaDOG Maybe do both. Both seems like a nice idea ๐"
X Link 2017-11-22T09:59Z 29.4K followers, [--] engagements
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