# ![@MonkeysMarch Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::784462578.png) @MonkeysMarch Julio, Marc's Imaginary Pet Monkey

Julio, Marc's Imaginary Pet Monkey posts on X about im a, pizza, leave me, just a the most. They currently have [-----] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [------] engagements in the last [--] hours.

### Engagements: [------] [#](/creator/twitter::784462578/interactions)
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- [--] Week [------] +642%
- [--] Month [------] +218%
- [--] Months [-------] +80%
- [--] Year [-------] -47%

### Mentions: [--] [#](/creator/twitter::784462578/posts_active)
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### Followers: [-----] [#](/creator/twitter::784462578/followers)
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- [--] Week [-----] +0.05%
- [--] Month [-----] +0.23%
- [--] Months [-----] +3.10%
- [--] Year [-----] +7.10%

### CreatorRank: [---------] [#](/creator/twitter::784462578/influencer_rank)
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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
[stocks](/list/stocks)  [countries](/list/countries)  [social networks](/list/social-networks)  [technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  [celebrities](/list/celebrities)  [finance](/list/finance)  [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations) 

**Social topic influence**
[im a](/topic/im-a), [pizza](/topic/pizza), [leave me](/topic/leave-me), [just a](/topic/just-a), [bed](/topic/bed), [if you](/topic/if-you), [in the](/topic/in-the), [social media](/topic/social-media), [finish](/topic/finish), [heart](/topic/heart)

**Top assets mentioned**
[pizzacoin (PIZZACOIN)](/topic/pizza) [CVS Health Corp (CVS)](/topic/cvs) [Home Depot, Inc. (HD)](/topic/$hd) [Costco Wholesale Corporation (COST)](/topic/costco)
### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"I'm a social vegan I don't like meet"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1374059318723678209)  2021-03-22T18:04Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Figuring yourself out is a lifelong project"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1688651210327216128)  2023-08-07T20:39Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"If you're trying to catfish me beware that I'm a great white shark"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1690093982762610688)  2023-08-11T20:13Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I have whip cream and cherries. --Me flirting"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1690453778804191232)  2023-08-12T20:02Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"If they lie to you once they'll lie to you again"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1691175057387585538)  2023-08-14T19:48Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Since no one does it anymore I just sexually harass myself"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1698720336856912313)  2023-09-04T15:31Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"The football game stays on during sex"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1705252611295793646)  2023-09-22T16:07Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"For some people common sense prevails but for a lot of people its stupidity that reigns supreme"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1709932187733422544)  2023-10-05T14:02Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Everytime I say to myself that I'm going to start eating better my voices start laughing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1710324189876379919)  2023-10-06T16:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I drink coffee I pray and I meditate and I still want to smack some people in the head"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1714629702302712127)  2023-10-18T13:09Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Is it a virus or just my old pal depression again Stay tuned for more fun times with middle age"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1725922546623615382)  2023-11-18T17:02Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Ladies you really don't need a knight in shining armor what you really need is man that makes youlaugh"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1734243677185167842)  2023-12-11T16:08Z [----] followers, 11.8K engagements


"@TwiterBaey Happy Birthday I hope you have a wonderful day. 🎂🎉"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1741879650043809936)  2024-01-01T17:50Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"I'm a guy who feels he needs to do a lot trapped in the body of a guy who naps a lot"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1742961103468917009)  2024-01-04T17:28Z [----] followers, 10.9K engagements


"It's nice when someone looks you in the eyes and really sees you unfortunately this only happens to me when I'm doing something I shouldn't be doing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1745899387975254302)  2024-01-12T20:03Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Over 5K impressions and only [---] likes wtf. Some people just don't have a sense of humor"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1748871234199183602)  2024-01-21T00:52Z [--] followers, [----] engagements


"@Nevermore17666 Happy Birthday I hope you have an amazing day. 🎂🎉"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1751992248810520925)  2024-01-29T15:34Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"If naps had a taste it would probably taste like pizza and wings"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1756330014511944032)  2024-02-10T14:51Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"People who sit and blab while their pizza is getting cold give me anxiety"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1762824095350063427)  2024-02-28T12:56Z [----] followers, 10.8K engagements


"Ever get a flashback of sitting in a bar near a pool table smoking a cigarette with a drink in your hand"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1763557966324666431)  2024-03-01T13:32Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@SassyCanadian0 Happy Birthday I hope you have a wonderful day. 🎂🎉"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1763654964562264141)  2024-03-01T19:58Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@DoubleA33 Happy Birthday I hope you have a wonderful day. 🎉🎂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1767941487679980025)  2024-03-13T15:51Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@boobalander Happy Birthday I hope you have a wonderful day. 🎂🎉"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1770982537877156066)  2024-03-22T01:15Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Some are born great some achieve greatness . . . some of us post shit on social media"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1771134262999154744)  2024-03-22T11:18Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Never give up on your dreams . . . keep sleeping . . "  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1772970264642379993)  2024-03-27T12:53Z [----] followers, 15.7K engagements


"@francsetya Happy Birthday. I hope you have a wonderful day. 🎉🎂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1776221642642882827)  2024-04-05T12:13Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Sarcasm is just intelligence dipped in hot sauce"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1776972012528845049)  2024-04-07T13:55Z [----] followers, 94.9K engagements


"Some people call it bipolar I like to call it well-rounded and spontaneous"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1778042485295513729)  2024-04-10T12:48Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Let's share a pizza and wings take off your dress so you don't get sauce on it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1782384932247015889)  2024-04-22T12:24Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"If I'm ever possessed by a spirit I hope it's that of George Carlin"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1787099130982027721)  2024-05-05T12:36Z [----] followers, 17.1K engagements


"Just over heard a kid in the waiting room say he didnt like pizza. Im no psychiatrist but I think I spot a future serial killer"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1788903016344559975)  2024-05-10T12:04Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@kristabellerina Happy Birthday I hope you had a wonderful day. 🎉🤷🏾♂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1792354967078227987)  2024-05-20T00:41Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"My heart goes out to those affected by the need to shower and dress today"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1802683622496854310)  2024-06-17T12:44Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@rasm69 Happy Birthday I hope you have a wonderful day. 🎂🎉"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1808472504278659176)  2024-07-03T12:06Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"My therapist said in his job there are a lot of wtf and omg moments but with me he looks forward to the lmao moments"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1814309949381448064)  2024-07-19T14:42Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"If you don't say "For Fucks Sake" at least [--] times a day then you are probably not a mature adult"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1834945156547588528)  2024-09-14T13:19Z [----] followers, 13.9K engagements


"@tua_preemie 🤷🏾♂🤣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1835368816873799827)  2024-09-15T17:23Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Do people who can function on one cup of coffee not know that there is power in numbers"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1840038955040825629)  2024-09-28T14:40Z [----] followers, 14.1K engagements


"I haven't worked out today but I am carrying my weight around so that counts for something"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1844718562725814571)  2024-10-11T12:35Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Laughter is like duct tape for your broken heart"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1848346055986831749)  2024-10-21T12:50Z [----] followers, 13.3K engagements


"I think it's OK to tell a woman that you love her more than pizza as long as you pretend to really mean it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1850891860450898428)  2024-10-28T13:26Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@topaz_kell Happy Birthday I hope you have an amazing day. 🎉🎂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1854187258569458134)  2024-11-06T15:41Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Its never too early to be excited for bedtime"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1858155445002674208)  2024-11-17T14:29Z [----] followers, 20.4K engagements


"If you love someone set them free . . . if they come back with a large pepperoni pizza and wings it was meant to be"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1859945645806858419)  2024-11-22T13:02Z [----] followers, 14.6K engagements


""It's not over till I say it's over" I yell as they drag me away from the Costco pumpkin pie"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1862503798230372560)  2024-11-29T14:28Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"At least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1863937390219333686)  2024-12-03T13:24Z [----] followers, 11.2K engagements


"A social media post so confusing you turn your music down to read it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1864278381065359701)  2024-12-04T11:59Z [----] followers, 13.8K engagements


"Some people's sense of humor is two sizes too small"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1865411342405947766)  2024-12-07T15:01Z [----] followers, 15.4K engagements


"@thefunnytweeter Thank you 🙏🏽"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1865414053369102390)  2024-12-07T15:12Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"I have zero tolerance for racism turkey bacon decaf coffee and plain cheese pizza . . "  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1865747849805185369)  2024-12-08T13:18Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I think we can all agree that people are far more fucked up now than ever. https://www.palaceeagles.com/shop/Mens https://www.palaceeagles.com/shop/Mens"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1866108454860972157)  2024-12-09T13:11Z [----] followers, 25.5K engagements


"@tolaughortolove 🤣🤣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1866484623892758961)  2024-12-10T14:06Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@keepcalm_lauron @LeeCram 🤣🤣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1866484742251798985)  2024-12-10T14:06Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Boys and girls if you wake up wearing someone else's dirty underwear you were way to drunk the night before"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1866484926025265538)  2024-12-10T14:07Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Cleaning out the closet and decided to party with the skeletons instead"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1867564357376213320)  2024-12-13T13:36Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@SweetOzzychic 🤣🤣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1867774619601584385)  2024-12-14T03:32Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@SweetOzzychic 🤣🤣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1867774659027960216)  2024-12-14T03:32Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Don't you hate when you run into family at the mall and they ignore you first"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1867924301971624428)  2024-12-14T13:27Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"They're lucky if there is one witness to a murder but they require two at a wedding so that tells you which is more dangerous"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1869372819920093274)  2024-12-18T13:23Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"The number of things you're willing and able to do decreases with age. First because of willing and then because of able"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1870076936086487505)  2024-12-20T12:01Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Most men are very responsible people when it matters. The problem is most women disagree on when it matters"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1870472968054493560)  2024-12-21T14:14Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I spend 45% of my time trimming ear nose & eyebrow hair"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1876989012432322712)  2025-01-08T13:47Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Of course your crush is going to leave their spouse for you. That's how delusions work"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1878064329875996922)  2025-01-11T13:00Z [----] followers, 15.7K engagements


"The only thing I love more than an open mind is an open bar"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1878443913293226344)  2025-01-12T14:08Z [----] followers, 33.3K engagements


"One day closer to pool and beach season . . . It's all about perspective"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1879528762779615550)  2025-01-15T13:59Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"For fun on Saturday nights I eat ice cream from the carton while spinning on my desk chair"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1880602140445753725)  2025-01-18T13:04Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"One of my signature moves is to take a pill quickly and wonder two seconds later if I took the pill"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1880971218561696038)  2025-01-19T13:30Z [----] followers, 73.4K engagements


"What medications do I take I'm not sure. The names on my neighbor's prescription bottles are ridiculously long"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1882046053303914959)  2025-01-22T12:42Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I ate the whole box of slim fast bars. So excited about how skinny I'll be when I wake up tomorrow"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1886033939464147110)  2025-02-02T12:48Z [----] followers, 13.8K engagements


"You know it's bad when your psychologist who's been practicing for [--] years looks really alarmed"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1887120556090163668)  2025-02-05T12:46Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I have nothing in common with people who "forget to eat""  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1890746872706285700)  2025-02-15T12:55Z [----] followers, 63.8K engagements


"I will throat punch anyone who calls pizza fast food and not a delicacy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1901246523712639475)  2025-03-16T12:17Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"People that are meant to be together will always find a way to fuck it up"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1903414112710726036)  2025-03-22T11:51Z [----] followers, 21.4K engagements


"If you still go through the toy aisle every time you visit Target then we can definitely be friends"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1903801271196229865)  2025-03-23T13:29Z [----] followers, 11.2K engagements


"In order to stand up for yourself and say you've had enough you have to feel worthy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1908497113186508885)  2025-04-05T12:29Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I use social media as a supplement to my prescription meds"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1926645113146511387)  2025-05-25T14:22Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Shoutout to those who use wit and humor instead of being a whiner on the internet"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1932767917214740656)  2025-06-11T11:52Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Make sure you bury my coffin near a bathroom because death is long and I'm sure I'll still have to get up and pee"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1938932911723434466)  2025-06-28T12:10Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@Shining_Enigma 🙏🏽❤"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1938949600506687866)  2025-06-28T13:16Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Shining_Enigma Happy weekend love. ❤😘🤗"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1938950928763133955)  2025-06-28T13:21Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Shining_Enigma Good morning love. I hope you have a wonderful day. ❤😘🤗"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1940419188935553466)  2025-07-02T14:36Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Shining_Enigma 🤣🤣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1944019230082416670)  2025-07-12T13:01Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Shining_Enigma 😘😘"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1944019275112759632)  2025-07-12T13:01Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Shining_Enigma ❤😘🤗"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1944046640110694434)  2025-07-12T14:50Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"If I could have one superpower it would be to lose weight while watching other people exercise"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1945449967667060933)  2025-07-16T11:46Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"You know how a dog tilts his head and looks confused when he hears a strange sound Yeah that's how I feel when some people are talking"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1946532175794327871)  2025-07-19T11:26Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@Shining_Enigma Doing well love. I hope you're having an amazing weekend. ❤😘🤗"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1949097838886916458)  2025-07-26T13:21Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Shining_Enigma 😘😘😘"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1949127676939124859)  2025-07-26T15:20Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Shining_Enigma ❤😘🤗"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1949568812350840879)  2025-07-27T20:33Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Shining_Enigma 😘😘😘"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1950838311318061212)  2025-07-31T08:37Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"You know you've hit rock bottom when your imaginary friends won't even play with you anymore"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1955272062311813515)  2025-08-12T14:16Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@Shining_Enigma ❤😘🤗"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1955274045894586753)  2025-08-12T14:23Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Shining_Enigma Good morning love. I hope you have a wonderful day. ❤😘🤗"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1955594140302918054)  2025-08-13T11:35Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Shining_Enigma Good morning love. I hope you have a wonderful day. ❤😘🤗"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1955998994556993826)  2025-08-14T14:24Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Shining_Enigma 😘😘😘"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1957047435508793556)  2025-08-17T11:50Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"All my favorite activities involve a mattress"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1959577899993854183)  2025-08-24T11:25Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"If you leave me a voicemail I'm going to assume your question was rhetorical"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1960324746341384220)  2025-08-26T12:53Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I can't really relate to someone unless they have at least three psychiatric disorders"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1961071301352620235)  2025-08-28T14:20Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I just told my neighbor that I am a Jehova's Witness so that I don't have to participate in their stupid birthday parties . I hope the Lord forgives me for lying"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1961757759549882373)  2025-08-30T11:47Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Not to brag but I don't need to use a snapchat filter in order to look completely ridiculous in a photo"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1963606147266421118)  2025-09-04T14:12Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@Shining_Enigma Hi love. I hope you're having an amazing weekend. ❤😘🤗"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1964509767994659339)  2025-09-07T02:03Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"My autobiography is just going to be a bunch of CVS prescription receipts stapled together"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1967592231218639178)  2025-09-15T14:11Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"The best things in life are free but they are harder to get than the worst things in life which are also free and in much greater supply"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1967955668549456095)  2025-09-16T14:16Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@Shining_Enigma Hello love thinking about you. I hope you have a beautiful day. ❤😘🤗"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1968264843615756531)  2025-09-17T10:44Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Shining_Enigma 😘😘😘"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1968344211566330332)  2025-09-17T16:00Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"I read that the average power nap is [--] minutes. That's perfect. I can fit three of them into an hour"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1970489735727477187)  2025-09-23T14:05Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Shhhh . . . quiet Someone who doesnt have their life together is giving advice"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1970834683207504248)  2025-09-24T12:56Z [----] followers, 20.2K engagements


"I wonder how many sad country songs could be written about my life"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1974455310778839200)  2025-10-04T12:43Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Morgan Freeman narrating my life . . ."He's still sleeping.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1891120866416562211)  2025-02-16T13:42Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I don't just hold a grudge; I love it pet it feed it and take it for long walks on the beach"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1894735134794129736)  2025-02-26T13:03Z [----] followers, 34K engagements


"Sometimes there's just not enough duct tape to keep her quiet"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1953787663867089180)  2025-08-08T11:57Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I don't need anymore meds what I need is less people interaction"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1976295608412496012)  2025-10-09T14:36Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"There's a fine line between myth and reality and booze blurs it nicely"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1977337287467049366)  2025-10-12T11:35Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I know exactly when to keep my mouth shut. It doesn't mean I will but I definitely know"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1978095630271578324)  2025-10-14T13:48Z [----] followers, 14.2K engagements


"I feel closer to the voices in my head than a lot of flesh and blood humans"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1978425300376604948)  2025-10-15T11:38Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Luckily my cars alignment is good. This allows hands free driving so i can air drum"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1978825543312138436)  2025-10-16T14:09Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Wallets will never be practical until they can hold candy bars"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1979187127498776667)  2025-10-17T14:05Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Social media is a soap opera but without the commercials or the good looking people"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1979516286544621620)  2025-10-18T11:53Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"That "sexual situations" warning at the beginning of a show can sure let you down"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1979878818400837959)  2025-10-19T11:54Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"My neighbor said I always look busy so I guess whatever I'm doing is working"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1980276131354833101)  2025-10-20T14:13Z [----] followers, 10.9K engagements


"@tua_preemie 🤣🤣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1980309892184637643)  2025-10-20T16:27Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"I love vegetables when they're deep fried and covered by a cheeseburger"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1980638751379567067)  2025-10-21T14:14Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I once had hopes and dreams now I have bills and yard work"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1980960259825959259)  2025-10-22T11:31Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Misery doesn't love company misery loves unlimited pizza buffets"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1981368102731313422)  2025-10-23T14:32Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@funnyaries0418 😍"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1981369849709547901)  2025-10-23T14:39Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@protectchild70 @420iloveweed 🤣🤣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1981518150043934836)  2025-10-24T00:28Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@420iloveweed @protectchild70 🤣🤣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1981546990493454789)  2025-10-24T02:23Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Relationships nowadays are complicated . . . one man one woman . . . one hoe and one ex trying to fuck shit up . . . and one "friend" secretly hoping it ends"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1981725073875632396)  2025-10-24T14:10Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Based on usefulness a scapegoat is my favorite animal"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1982038603359502572)  2025-10-25T10:56Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"My gravestone is going to read . . . he finally got the long nap he wanted"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1985725472643141633)  2025-11-04T15:07Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Imagine falling in love with someone and then finding out they don't like pepperoni pizza"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1987135345821946334)  2025-11-08T12:29Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"No matter how often I shuffle it my playlist is stuck on songs and memories I want to forget"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1987899776965247206)  2025-11-10T15:06Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"My superpower is giving you the middle finger using my eyes only"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1988258972453773438)  2025-11-11T14:54Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I do really good on my diet for like [--] or [--] hours and then I wake up"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1988583970595119143)  2025-11-12T12:25Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"It's a good sign that you're getting old when any loud noise irritates you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1988987818371412099)  2025-11-13T15:10Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Nowadays the only time I get asked for sex is on an application form"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1989673576912257418)  2025-11-15T12:35Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Not riding your shopping cart to your car is the first sign of depression"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1990040071463108741)  2025-11-16T12:51Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"The reason us guys post pictures of our cars is because we don't have cleavage"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1990435885200908386)  2025-11-17T15:04Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"The phrase "may God have mercy on your soul" is my favorite phrase about people with no sense of humor"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1990801615507599457)  2025-11-18T15:17Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"If I could make money by taking naps I'd already be a millionaire"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1991116846154891502)  2025-11-19T12:10Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"If only I could go back to the days when having fun ruled out over being tired . . "  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1991540360498327705)  2025-11-20T16:13Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I wasn't licking the window I was trying to taste the rainbow"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1991884441065861566)  2025-11-21T15:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"The difference between the old me & the new me is the new me is getting old"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1992201969759289578)  2025-11-22T12:02Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I've completed the equivalent of a two hour workout by trying to scratch my back"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1992563508370919787)  2025-11-23T11:58Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Tired and cranky isn't just a feeling. It's a lifestyle"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1992973738829025577)  2025-11-24T15:09Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I prefer the voices in my head to the voices in my ears"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1993658414908744136)  2025-11-26T12:29Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"My reading glasses help hide the stress and anxiety around my eyes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1994053526557724691)  2025-11-27T14:39Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I stopped in Home Depot for weed killer but then this guy asked me if I worked there. I sold him a patio set for a cash discount"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1994749791239029112)  2025-11-29T12:46Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I'm pretty charming provided you're into men who are serial killers"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1995109192718286924)  2025-11-30T12:34Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Sometimes when I get on the road I just want to drive forever or until I see palm trees"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1999140230775832645)  2025-12-11T15:32Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Music clears the static noise from my cluttered mind"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/2000184781913411793)  2025-12-14T12:43Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Sometimes only bacon and sarcasm can keep me from sobbing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/2001679609490801018)  2025-12-18T15:43Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"There's no life problem that a good "Fuck this shit" can't solve"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/2002328086650691595)  2025-12-20T10:39Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"The only monster under my bed I can't be friends with is Cookie Monster for obvious reasons"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/2002751642488504504)  2025-12-21T14:42Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"You can't take it with you when you go so leave no love left unspoken and no ice cream in the fridge"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/2003841227540832687)  2025-12-24T14:52Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"My mating call is the sound of a pizza box being opened"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/2005298519054197167)  2025-12-28T15:23Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"If you break into a sweat worrying about what others think nothing changes other than you'll stink"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/2005695921292722588)  2025-12-29T17:42Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"There's only one thing standing in the way of my dreams . . . the law"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/2006741996719976774)  2026-01-01T14:59Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I just need [--] real life friends and I can finally give up this social media gig"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/2007072722682368454)  2026-01-02T12:53Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I wish they had a transition shirt size between L and XL . . .but I suppose I will just eat more pizza and go with the XL"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/2008191783638057464)  2026-01-05T15:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"My phone just changed "Hahaha" to "Havana." So apparently my phone thinks I'm Ricky Ricardo"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/2012503246909108338)  2026-01-17T12:32Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Hate it when someone rings my doorbell because then I have to drop everything I'm doing to be quiet and pretend I'm not home"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/2012885255024226313)  2026-01-18T13:50Z [----] followers, 29.3K engagements


"All great days should begin with morning sex pancakes coffee and bacon . . . sadly I only got one those this morning"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/2013651925162430897)  2026-01-20T16:36Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"The grass may be greener on the other side but the beach is far better than the grass any day"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/2014376544089604562)  2026-01-22T16:36Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"We're all so addicted to our phones until it actually rings"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/2021569230546534432)  2026-02-11T12:57Z [----] followers, 14.4K engagements


"Pity there is no photoshop or filters for "ugly on the inside" people"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/1966143567212204116)  2025-09-11T14:15Z [----] followers, 16.7K engagements


"I think one day all the shit I post on social media will be held against me in a court of law"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/2015027102874042748)  2026-01-24T11:41Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Some people are like parrots they don't think on their own they just repeat everything other people say . don't be a parrot"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/2015811422429606365)  2026-01-26T15:37Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Life hack: never get out of bed. Nothing can ever hurt you from the comfort of your own bed"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/2020120085453574585)  2026-02-07T12:58Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Imagine how many people would be on disability if stupidity were painful"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/2020480002005868756)  2026-02-08T12:49Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I've never dealt with cold hard cash. Mine has always been butt warm"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/2022653506700873764)  2026-02-14T12:45Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"At this age the only clubs I'll be going to are Sam's BJ's or Costco"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/2023018113776955611)  2026-02-15T12:54Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@Shining_Enigma 🤗❤😘"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/2023048234977878259)  2026-02-15T14:54Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Shining_Enigma 🤣🤣❤😘🤗"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MonkeysMarch/status/2023192293231268110)  2026-02-16T00:26Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"I'm a social vegan I don't like meet"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1374059318723678209)  2021-03-22T18:04Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Where am I seeing it from Before I finish asking the perceived perplexity dissolves. Voil"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2023143117562728505)  2026-02-15T21:11Z 16.5K followers, [---] engagements


"Good people suffer a lot because they keep helping idiots who create the suffering"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2023226993769435568)  2026-02-16T02:44Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Roses are red Im down on my luck Tried wooing her with words But all my poems suck"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2023179676513128560)  2026-02-15T23:36Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Be kind to my stupid heart"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2023167824550609405)  2026-02-15T22:49Z 39.8K followers, [---] engagements


"The magats are fun to trigger 😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2023132205472793081)  2026-02-15T20:28Z 105.3K followers, [----] engagements


"If we meet and I can see the sclera above and below your iris with little blinking im out"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2023125254600904745)  2026-02-15T20:00Z 94.8K followers, [----] engagements


"Dont sit down for a minute. Its a trap"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2023196707820048654)  2026-02-16T00:44Z 16.9K followers, [---] engagements


"I wish I could sing like that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2023218384415211841)  2026-02-16T02:10Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I saw a bug flying around a light bulb and I thought to myself that it probably thinks its circling the sun"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2023219777536196895)  2026-02-16T02:15Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


""The best things in life are free." - Kleptomaniac"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2023149489809473573)  2026-02-15T21:36Z 51.1K followers, [----] engagements


"Im not a hateful person. I dont hate anybody. But if you call lego legos i fucking hate you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2023135556889088075)  2026-02-15T20:41Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"I followed back a woman who seemed to be a legitimate account Sure enough seconds later I get a very sexually suggestive DM I replied Im a happily married man She shot back me too"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2023181537026719771)  2026-02-15T23:44Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I run a daily marathon where my thoughts race frantically but never cross the finish line"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2023428706052792591)  2026-02-16T16:06Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Cool calm and collected until you're not"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2023228498517569600)  2026-02-16T02:50Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"angel heart with a mind in the gutter"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2023172834969751667)  2026-02-15T23:09Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Universe keeps whispering grow I keep whispering back leave me alone"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2023157510975398119)  2026-02-15T22:08Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Today is still Sunday which means I definitely just took my AM and PM meds just a couple hours apart"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2023140760577544348)  2026-02-15T21:02Z 18.6K followers, [---] engagements


"I was serious once. It was a wednesday i believe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2023105076307591443)  2026-02-15T18:40Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"Stay over in your own delusion Ive got mine to contend with"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2023123797763584444)  2026-02-15T19:54Z 94.8K followers, [----] engagements


"I'm sorry but talent is special but it is lightning in a bottle to get more"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2023202029100007507)  2026-02-16T01:05Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

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