# ![@MachumaOfficial Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::1318536783345442816.png) @MachumaOfficial Mukunda wekwaKatsande🇿🇼

Mukunda wekwaKatsande🇿🇼 posts on X about money, if you, for the, busy the most. They currently have [-----] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [---] engagements in the last [--] hours.

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**Social topic influence**
[money](/topic/money), [if you](/topic/if-you), [for the](/topic/for-the), [busy](/topic/busy), [level](/topic/level), [nicki minaj](/topic/nicki-minaj), [twitter](/topic/twitter), [goat](/topic/goat), [zimbabwe](/topic/zimbabwe), [office](/topic/office)
### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"👱:Ropa wapedza kubika here 🧑:Ehe mhamha ndapedza sadza rakutoshinyira. 👱:Ok fine baby girl. You can go see your boyfriend. Uti hanzy mhoro namhamha. African mothers you won't die It's not even that hard please 😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1678682616453578752)  2023-07-11T09:36Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Do you know how many people have the same degree/diploma/ certificate that you have To be distinct in this highly competitive economy a qualification alone does not suffice. Learn a new skill. Learn a third language develop your leadership qualities network with people etc"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1680499688925982720)  2023-07-16T08:48Z [----] followers, 36.1K engagements


"I wonder how after breaking up some couples keep getting back together. Zvenyu. Ini none of my exes wants to see me. Ndiri dambudziko 😭😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1681626664734687232)  2023-07-19T19:01Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Was traveling to Murehwa today. Vabereki ndapota ndaindiswa ku rally ye ZANU PF. Me A whole advocate Bused to a varakashi rally 😬"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1687944029881741312)  2023-08-05T21:49Z [----] followers, 62.3K engagements


"I hate how that Zimbabwean flag Jersey is being used like some sort of ZANU PF uniform. The flag is for Zimbabweans not a political party Also meeting yekuita Holy Ten Leader of the youth yakaitwepi"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1688870088164720641)  2023-08-08T11:09Z [----] followers, 17.8K engagements


"Winky D done. Voted for. [--] August ndonomwaya futi pana Adv Nelson Chamisa ☺☺"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1689463056827379713)  2023-08-10T02:25Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"As much as ZANU PF plays dirty citizens must also acknowledge that a good number of ZANU's supporters are the elderly and the elderly vote religiouslywithout fail come what may. The young people must counter this by voting in equally large numbers Fire for fire #TakaNoVoter"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1689853728080232448)  2023-08-11T04:18Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Slang that I've learnt from this comical masterpiece😂: Musvebhene- AIDS Musvasva-Porn Dobenya-Beer+Women+Meat Mashizha-Weed Mwana-Girl/girlfriend Hwela-Knowing Masports-Coitus Any other"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1689923525664976896)  2023-08-11T08:55Z [----] followers, 29.6K engagements


"Learn about gender relations from time immemorial interplay between patriarchy and matriarchy feminism sexism gender wars changing nature of matrimony etc. A highly enlightening & well researched piece Highly recommend if you enjoy gender based discourses"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1690223514391830528)  2023-08-12T04:47Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Black men are only picky with black women; short curvy hour glass shape flawless skin this that etc but when it comes to white women they just pick any living and breathing organism 😂😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1690284099603197954)  2023-08-12T08:48Z [----] followers, 25.7K engagements


"Technology is beautiful. There are many skills that one can acquire by following the right YouTube channels skills they wouldn't otherwise acquire in a classroom/lecture room set-up. Choose to use technology for self development and not self destruction (porn endless scrolling)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1690371029695086592)  2023-08-12T14:33Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Christian Twitter indulge me: Let's say you're a Pastor and you are to help someone. This someone used to be a very fired up believer but after life hit them a million times they got so frustrated and decided enough with this faith thing. How would you help them find light"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1690601652951162881)  2023-08-13T05:50Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Nigel's ex gave him a job money helped him when he was robbed and even wanted to get him a car. Your ex blocked your number unfollowed you on all social media platforms and goes around telling people kuti hauna kana chinhu one chaunogona. There are levels to this game Mhofu😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1690674415334207489)  2023-08-13T10:39Z [----] followers, 29.3K engagements


"Isn't it fascinating that one of Thomas Sankara's first work in office was renaming the country from Upper Volta (as a French region) to Burkina Faso meaning land of the upright people True liberation hence is birthed by reclaiming one's identity"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1690769563745419265)  2023-08-13T16:57Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I think as young Africans we've been wrongly ingrained that a wedding has to be big flamboyant and flashy. On the contrary I think it's wiser to have a small reception with few friends and family and save money for the new marital life. Again this is just a personal take"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1691161917471981568)  2023-08-14T18:56Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Was having a conversation with my old friend on WhatsApp and she said ndanzwa mbiri yako yekutaura zvePolitics KuTwitter ucharohwa. It's heartbreaking that ZANU PF has ingrained into a whole generation that politics is a no go area. That's why many youths are reluctant to vote💔"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1691301427753127936)  2023-08-15T04:10Z [----] followers, 21.3K engagements


"Back in High School I wrote three pieces (poetry) for the school magazine. I gave two of my friends each a piece to submit in their names. Guess what The poem I submitted in my name was rejected and the other two I gave my friends to submit in their names were accepted 😂😂😂🙌"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1691422803650646016)  2023-08-15T12:13Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"On the day of my first O Level ZIMSEC exam I fell into a trench and fractured my left hand. On the first day of my A level final exam again I boarded a taxi to school as usual but for some reason it broke down on the way. I was almost disqualified 😭🙌"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1691467253848608768)  2023-08-15T15:09Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"This picture was taken early this year after I had just finished registering to vote. Next week I will be voting for change for better living conditions and for affordable education. Let's make it a date at our respective polling stations"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1692757213595541561)  2023-08-19T04:35Z [----] followers, 48.2K engagements


"@Mashiane_ZA The new the better the change"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1692781089830355420)  2023-08-19T06:10Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Someone gave a title and asked me to write a poem. This is what came out of it. I think I might be a romantic ❤😁 PS: I had [--] minutes to write recite and submit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1692893135859233247)  2023-08-19T13:35Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Can someone confirm whether this fraud has successfully received his ratio from yours truly😁😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1692932272255631454)  2023-08-19T16:11Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Thou shall not touch the anointed. The anointed being President Adv Nelson Chamisa Daddy Alpha GOAT winky and Machuma weKwakatsande. Unofira mahara😊"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1693215453156405317)  2023-08-20T10:56Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Christians (esp twupapanana) here is a Biblical allegory to help you on Wednesday. The man on the left is Zim's pharaoh with his retinue of magicians (Papas) supporting him to oppress you. The man on the right is Zim's Moses our hope & deliverer. Vote Chamisa & then PRAY"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1693671066873323844)  2023-08-21T17:07Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Voting works Voting works Voting works Voting works Voting works Voting works Voting works Voting works Voting works End of Tweet"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1693960746818765019)  2023-08-22T12:18Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"What breaks my heart is that when these so called Prophets were prophesying "a resounding victory" for ZANU PF it wasn't in good faith. The frauds probably knew all that ZANU PF & ZEC were busy cooking behind closed doors. Nhai Mwari 😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1694455027803345002)  2023-08-23T21:02Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Zimbabweans we have already mastered the art of enduring long queues courtesy of ZUPCO Banks etc. If you can stand & wait for a bus you can as well stand and wait until you actually vote. Let's endure🙏"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1694567646216208883)  2023-08-24T04:29Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Scott is like that guy who tries to win a girl by flashing money and fancy handouts but deep down he knows he isn't wanted and he has nothing more to offer than the contents of his wallet. Mabvuku yazviramba zvekuitwa charity case to be at his mercy. Zimbabweans now want change"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1694570482756907421)  2023-08-24T04:41Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Some people despite seeing all that the masses are going through just to cast a vote are still waiting and hoping for the otherwise just so they can puff their chests & say "takambozvitaura". Bunch of idiots those ones. T for Tsek👍"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1694594064862085523)  2023-08-24T06:14Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"A beautiful moment to behold Girl child your dreams are valid possible and attainable Congratulations Advocate 💛"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1694684020162888187)  2023-08-24T12:12Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Chamisa and his resounding victory will ensure the end of the unholy matrimony between ZANU PF & ZEC. In the new Great Zimbabwe such institutions must be independent free and non-partisan. No more romance between gvt & such bodies at the expense of the people"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1694718364881694780)  2023-08-24T14:28Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Did you know that Cleopatra is considered the greatest seductress of all times She was fluent in [--] languages and used withdrawal and visuals to entrap her victims. Withdrawal in that she gave you all her time and attention only to withdraw at calculated times"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1694758456559857938)  2023-08-24T17:07Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"The most heartbreaking damage that the ZANU PF inflicted corruption has caused is not just the meltdown of our economy but the destruction of talent. Imagine how our most talented & educated individuals get more recognition outside Zim because ability is valued than "links".🤦"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1694943018359411111)  2023-08-25T05:21Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I didn't see any Prophets/ Man of God posting their painted little finger post election. Did they vote or kuda kungodya chegumi😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1694982595593875662)  2023-08-25T07:58Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


""The election fell short of the requirements of the Constitution of Zimbabwe" SADC yangu mhai 🙏👏👏"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1695017200329871646)  2023-08-25T10:16Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"We're not invested in this election just for impressions that is daft. We're expectant because it's our future in question. Our parents have emptied their kraals just so we can be in university. Forgive us if we want a gvt that's functional we're our father's only hope😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1695117559480140072)  2023-08-25T16:54Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"That "25" Winky D song is making more sense with each passing day. Youths out here are unemployed zero streams of income & struggling with nothing but a smartphone for posts and vibes drugs and multiple sexual partners. And you see ZANU PF trying everything to stay in power🤦"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1695279603315626265)  2023-08-26T03:38Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Politics is an art of seduction. Win the people's hearts resonate with the masses & make them believe you understand their pleas. Manje madhara eZANU anongogona ku seducer vana vepa UZ now they're running scared. Nelson Chamisa is loved and that's why we've chosen him🤞"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1695302674634145800)  2023-08-26T05:10Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Ricky Fire is like that chick who dumbs and disappoints a man madly in love with her because someone flashed money and goodies to her. Ironically the man she dumps moves on and life gets better for him and she starts suffering and regretting. Nigerian movie chairo😂😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1695359540294717922)  2023-08-26T08:56Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@263Robot Im stressed because we have [----] as precedence. The same "pane plan we'll go to court" nonsense was said and look where it got us"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1695646687748817220)  2023-08-27T03:57Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Coming here to gloat that CCC lost they had no plan strategy ambiguity was a flop using an iphone yawakawana washandurwa all night by a man old enough to be your Father is daft. Chamisa & crew are already established individuals. You're the one who will suffer. Twupenzi 🚮"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1695667346973524451)  2023-08-27T05:19Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Also saying that it's better to go out and make money than cry over election results also shows how much of a dimwit you really are. What we are lamenting for is a stable economy and peaceful environment where you actually have a shot of making something for yourself. Kwanai"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1695675704237572554)  2023-08-27T05:52Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Ndikubva ku IG. Papa Gold mafia has wrote a very long congratulatory message to ED. It's at this point I'm questioning everything I know about faith. If such an allegedly powerful "man of God" can romance with an entity responsible for so much pain & heartache.wawu wawu"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1695761934128214489)  2023-08-27T11:35Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"People celebrating the outcome of this sham election are mainly overseas. You know why They're little pathetic fvcks who only get respect by giving handouts to people back in Zim. They know that in a functional economy they're irrelevant no more "mukoma or baba" title 🚮"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1695796220390744066)  2023-08-27T13:51Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"The day my President officially assumes his office I'll spend a month cooking Nick Mangwana here everyday na 2pm. So help me God🙏"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1696347895249666559)  2023-08-29T02:23Z [----] followers, 10.2K engagements


"The ZANU PF cult capitalizes on enslaving people's way of thinking. See how Holy Ten & Kikky just got new cars It's to indoctrinate every young person out there that talent and skill is irrelevant only alignment with them works Protect your mind Refuse to be brainwashed"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1696448351992951246)  2023-08-29T09:03Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"The Zimbabwean political arena is a hub of gross intolerance. In the ZANU PF camp anyone who disagrees with their tyrannical and undemocratic tricks is labelled a Western stooge. In the CCC camp anyone who questions any process is considered a ZANU sell out.🙌"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1696743271085601146)  2023-08-30T04:34Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@AfricaFactsZone With the way coups are becoming popular better safe than sorry 😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1697154208733020496)  2023-08-31T07:47Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"If what's going on in Gabon and Niger is to go by my conclusion is that whites don't care about Africans at all. You can have dictators human rights violationsmass massacres & they'll still support that as long as they're benefitting from our resources. Bloody hypocrites"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1697161471333990740)  2023-08-31T08:16Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@Bubue_29 Chero tikatofa tese Havana basa nazvo as long as their interests are safe. They play a hand in the decay of our democracy by supporting dictators. Macron was busy romancing with a dictator ku Gabon uko"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1697165754645262538)  2023-08-31T08:33Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"When I envision my future I see a flourishing economy under CCC leadership long dreadlocks tinted at the ends red bottom heels and a fine husband with my [--] sons and one daughter named after me. Dai pasina ZANU PF I'd have accomplished a few on that list😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1697309754635272398)  2023-08-31T18:05Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I am grateful to my parents for raising me in a church environment and a God fearing home. Dai pasina kakutya Mwari ikako ndingadai ndichivhura hombe after hombe. I know myself and what I'm capable of😩😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1697460648416837757)  2023-09-01T04:05Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@magic_wacho Munenge muchiitei Compete to make funny videos How's the match really conducted"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1697653960176177477)  2023-09-01T16:53Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@staneve02 I beg to differ. Brain dziri tii. Maybe morality. This one once made a song on corruption etc & as a smart business woman realized it's not ensuring cash flow. What did she do She decided to switch sides and secured that bag. That's pretty intelligent. Morality wise Greedy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1697671689268589035)  2023-09-01T18:04Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I Mukunda weKwakatsande do hereby swear & promise to join the Gaffa Vanguard and to with unwavering loyalty and dedication from today onwards defend and support the Gaffa. I swear to put this national duty of utmost importance before my own needs. So help me God 🙏"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1697838318967263483)  2023-09-02T05:06Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Dad's are only gangsters with sons and all Barbie dolls with their daughters. I can't believe the same man who kicks my brother with his boots for misbehaving is the same who helps my sister apply nail polish on her small nails😂😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1698014405928124757)  2023-09-02T16:45Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Antique dolls for sale. Sometimes they move and make weird noises at midnight but Psalms [--] calms them down. DM for order placement"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1698187345235726502)  2023-09-03T04:13Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Am I the only who still has the "Congratulations HE Nelson Chamisa" tweet saved up in their drafts. 🫴"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1698255017633886509)  2023-09-03T08:42Z [--] followers, [----] engagements


"The most stupid question I've seen today is would you have refused to perform for money at the Inauguration. Having morals and standards is possible Winky D is our precedence. Don't assume that everyone would just be greedy and inconsiderate because your fake Goat is"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1698655914654404968)  2023-09-04T11:15Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Amana life is already hard as it stands. Stress hitting me left right and centre. Handina Kana zera nekushaya hope. The least we can do kunzwirana tsitsi muma relationship umo veduwe. Vamwe tagara tinorwara muchatiuraya😩🥺"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1698734475121701062)  2023-09-04T16:27Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"All my friends now have iphones. Guess who's still using an itel😂 I'll be getting fire pictures though ☺"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1698935714442846499)  2023-09-05T05:46Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Busy praying for a good wife and you see me liking and retweeting your posts. What are you waiting for More hints Come get your wife Shewe☺"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1699057143767523816)  2023-09-05T13:49Z [----] followers, 23K engagements


"Went to this school looking for a Form [--] place for my sister. When I entered the Headmaster's office he was irritated and said "young lady come with your parents pano mwana haatsvage nzvimbo yake ega". First of all tsek secondly I'm a 2nd year varsity student kugeza chete😤😤"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1699344508725444953)  2023-09-06T08:51Z [----] followers, 33.8K engagements


"Someone tried to hack my account. This small account I was scared bro. The DMs🥺😔"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1699781529453605266)  2023-09-07T13:47Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Adv Nelson Chamisa is the man he thinks he is Thanks to him Zimbabwe is not a one party state ZANU PF does not have the majority in Parliament to toy and fondle with our Constitution. Thanks to him SADC is listening to our pleas. Hate or like him he's Zim's best shot💛💛"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1699996928518340826)  2023-09-08T04:03Z [----] followers, 34.4K engagements


"This is the GOAT of love songs Tuku did a thing here😩❤❤"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1700032258344710341)  2023-09-08T06:24Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I don't watch nor do I understand football but I saw beautiful team T-shirts and would love to get myself one. Which team jersey should I consider risingandisekese kunzi inorohwa/ishiri:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1700055653006381154)  2023-09-08T07:57Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"The plight of the Zimbabwean is that graduating does not necessarily signal a better life. On the contrary the whole country is throwing banters such as "vaudzei hakuna mabasa". Unemployment has been normalized to the point of becoming a joke. That's ZANU PF's legacy😭😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1700181150218522861)  2023-09-08T16:15Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Z.E.S.A Zimbabwe Electricity Sometimes Available 😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1700341247229956452)  2023-09-09T02:51Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@Lossothechin_92 Relationship is hard work. I just wanna be online and not attend to a big baby but I can't. All the "ukundi blue tickirei" messages. Can we just have a relationship where we talk when it's convenient please and leave me alone any other time 😩"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1700389434716287230)  2023-09-09T06:03Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"This might piss you off if you're overzealous with religion but the truth about success is you have to be willing to be a little bit evil raise the middle finger to people here and there and have bulldog tenacity. All these your pastor is most likely to preach against.💯"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1700480524173631544)  2023-09-09T12:05Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@innovate_2019 Mababy chicken 🙌😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1700724308128247811)  2023-09-10T04:14Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"American dating looks so easy from the movies man. Girl and boy go on a date kiss at sunset and tomorrow they're holding hands and all lovey dovey. Here Mazvimbakupa wants to know your favorite color Inauguration bazooka and war before making you his girl 😩😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1700866843420905894)  2023-09-10T13:40Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Social media has given a false sense of grandiosity. Having many followers means nothing. You could die today and your online followers wouldn't even know. That being said don't embarrass yourself & family trying to please people here who don't even care about you. Be sane"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1701070325843120318)  2023-09-11T03:09Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@KayyKova With Nicki Minaj we just gotta accept that she's timeless. Lyrically and physically she's been resilient over the years"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1701087893907796471)  2023-09-11T04:18Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Stewart30454521 I know a man from my area who won a Toyota Hilux in the Ok grand challenge. A local business man offered to give him a residential stand with a cottage and a smaller car in exchange for the bigger car. The man refused sold the car and spent much of the money seeding and tithing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1701094780053127176)  2023-09-11T04:46Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"In all my years of visiting public offices be it schools companies etc one thing has remained constant. Dealing with men is much easier than women. Even if you're paying for the services women still act like they're doing you a favor iye ari pabasa. Pathetic behavior🚮"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1701160106400903526)  2023-09-11T09:05Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@panashedave Zvakakuomera Saka. Ini I get good treatment from the males especially the elderly they're very fatherly. But the women Yooooh"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1701161224946213174)  2023-09-11T09:10Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@advocatemahere @DavidColtart And the pain goes straight to Nicki Minaj and Prof BigHead"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1701222084809048328)  2023-09-11T13:12Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"One day you'll come to my house and the security guard will ask you "is the loya expecting you". Kuchibvigwe ini😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1701228358737010921)  2023-09-11T13:37Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@BorisCde Nicki Minaj Mangwana is also crying somewhere. Anga akudawo ministry zvehu perm sec Aneta 😭😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1701289360438477227)  2023-09-11T17:39Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@MediumSizeMeech So she mustn't take any pictures because people are dying What she gonna do Be a superhero"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1701435265066184743)  2023-09-12T03:19Z [----] followers, 16.7K engagements


"People blaming Nelson Chamisa for "doing nothing" whilst hiding behind their keyboards are the same people who wouldn't dare risk their lives if it meant challenging ZANU PF. Unoda kuitirwa nemumwe murume That man is brave and better than all the wannabe political analysts here"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1701442066113335538)  2023-09-12T03:46Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@Mudhirizi_263 Aaaaah"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1701461718923194711)  2023-09-12T05:04Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"If we're being genuinely honest with ourselves without political anger & bitterness Voltz JT is our sorry excuse because he has a better character & seems to resonate with our woes. Otherwise musically he's just average. Average bars average voice. Holy Ten ngaangoti sorry😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1701520625620181114)  2023-09-12T08:58Z [----] followers, 33.8K engagements


"That woman that just chopped off someone's body part because he was flirting/cheating is about to rot in jail. Ladies & gentlemen whenever dealing with cheating partners always remember munhu unotsvaga mumwe but can't say the same about freedom reputation or health. Be sane"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1701799543539396824)  2023-09-13T03:26Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Nevane ma [--] points at A level are busy bashing Honorable Adv Mahere for her A level results which are impressive by the way. Ko kungonyarara😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1701913037500793104)  2023-09-13T10:57Z [----] followers, 26.2K engagements


"And we'd be admiring all this beauty from a distance prohibited from these places based on our skin color"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1701928671563395167)  2023-09-13T11:59Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Acting is so much hard work and demands professionalism. Me Standing like this I'd catch feelings I'm sorry Fall in love skweya skweya 😩😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1702181922439385316)  2023-09-14T04:46Z [----] followers, 16.7K engagements


"@PhiriTofara ZIMSEC unonyora exam nevanhu vanga vane question paper the past two weeks 😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1702220454411256263)  2023-09-14T07:19Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


""Nanhasi muchiri kurodza vana vacheche kutambira mombe dza Memo Memo achiri kumahumbwe". It's beautiful to see women leading the conversation to annihilate and end child marriages. @SelmorMtukudzi thank you for using your voice to advocate for the girl child❤"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1702376203871453664)  2023-09-14T17:38Z [--] followers, [----] engagements


"The things that truly make me happy are either illegal unaffordable or already married 😩😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1702533828806340801)  2023-09-15T04:04Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"The continued persecution of opposition leaders by the gvt reeks of paranoia and an absurd disrespect for democracy and human rights. We deserve and need new leaders who respect the citizens #FreeOstallos"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1702586565237604529)  2023-09-15T07:34Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"You really must be a dimwit to support anything ZANU PF related. Last week the TL was ablaze with fake feminists crucifying Mahere & Siziba over their posts. Yes it was degrading but now another woman (Hre Dep Mayor) is suffering a worse predicament they're all quiet Hypocrites"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1702610295544303834)  2023-09-15T09:08Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"This @BeatBarrow app is really nice. Easy convenient and I got all my favorite System Tazvida & Silent killer hits in one place for free😍😍"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1702686611241046334)  2023-09-15T14:11Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Have you noticed that in this supposed generational battle between the 90s and 2000s the 90s are the most provoking. Busy saying "ama 2k won't relate ama 2k this & that". Chembere dzepi dzinodenha kudaro 🚮😩"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1702739464047518094)  2023-09-15T17:41Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@Libertymuzavazi Yes Sir. My best friends are married women. We end up not having as much time as we used to have 😩"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1702745585592271005)  2023-09-15T18:05Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Bro these numbers are annoying and irrelevant to people who are unemployed in a society where civil servants are given meagre salaries and the rate is sky rocketing dwindling people's salaries. 6.7% yei nayo tine nzara"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1702899306112434233)  2023-09-16T04:16Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Call it naivity or being delusional but deep down in the heart of my heart I still believe in this man. I believe he knows what he is doing. ED will not complete that five year term. History tends to repeat itself. Something is surely cooking"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1702934856051663095)  2023-09-16T06:38Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Faculties of Law Medicine Engineering & Accounting are home to people with the lowest of self esteems. That's why most of them insist on being called with their professional titles and would rather talk about their academic prowess all day. Outside of that they've no life😬"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1703658272341783000)  2023-09-18T06:32Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Not all demons have horns. Some wear White Airforce sneakers camouflage pants white T-shirts black apple watch black denim jacket and black shades😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1705070770626462121)  2023-09-22T04:05Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@e_nyashadzashe Lies 😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1706313448957628518)  2023-09-25T14:23Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@shylie_zw Shashl and King [--] are victims of this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1706938587285971342)  2023-09-27T07:47Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@DarkDavie98 Too single to understand huh"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1713462605082169363)  2023-10-15T07:51Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Robert Greene "Laws of Power". Taught me now to interact with people and play to their egos whilst getting exactly what I want"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1726253219180060707)  2023-11-19T14:56Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Power of the Pussy- how to get anything you want from men. Alpha Male. His only wife. Even when your voice shakes. Death of Vivek Orji Why Men are the Disposable sex. I know why the caged bird sings. All the men in Lagos are mad. The Genesis of words. Eat that frog etc"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1726253659812696207)  2023-11-19T14:58Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@chasamhuka @Ethanbackagain Celebs are simply celebrated people for whatever reason. You might not rate her but we can't deny the thousands of followers she commands who celebrate her"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1726889166074704224)  2023-11-21T09:03Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Yesterday was my mom's birthday and I sang her the birthday song. Soon as I got to the "who is your boyfriend" part sis blushed and mumbled my father's name whilst my father was there grinning like a child. I kid you not love is a beautiful thing 🥺😂❤"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1727178003258454479)  2023-11-22T04:11Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@ndoitwa_R_ @VMusinachirevo I'm chasing vultures away subtly so I can focus on you and your love for Malcolm Mafunde😌"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1727774220111720739)  2023-11-23T19:40Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@TinayeEdwell Thanks Tinaye"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1736323632157126974)  2023-12-17T09:53Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"In first year I stayed with a tongue-speaking prayer warrior. She only liked to bind generational curses when I was studying. One night I woke up to see her pacing the entire room butt naked praying against the "spirit of death"😭😭😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1737742990666317912)  2023-12-21T07:53Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"The problem with social media is that it gives you a platform to speak when you do it amplifies your voice and message. Magical right No It forgets to give you common sense to post actual sense. 😭 Have you noticed this yet that @Shadaya_Knight commands a lot of following & is well respected than @nelsonchamisa lf Shadhaya contest today he will defeat Chamisa right round Nero's dictatorial tendencies catalysed his political demise. Mr Shadaya is more influential than him https://t.co/8U31gzejzg Have you noticed this yet that @Shadaya_Knight commands a lot of following & is well respected than"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1739367718086697400)  2023-12-25T19:29Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I'll tell you a secret I learnt this year. If you're scared of losing something it becomes a matter of when you'll surely lose it. Now if you create an abundance mentality best believe you wont lose anything & even if you do there's plenty replacement. Get it🙂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1739895058638455058)  2023-12-27T06:24Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@piscenigga Because you do Get married uko 😌"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1746053215555125568)  2024-01-13T06:15Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Myk_19 I hear that but cussing 24/7 Please People can do better"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1746153028078420468)  2024-01-13T12:51Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Qhubuthando The way they always say "Zimbabweans can't vote vele vote zanu pf out of power" you'd think we're not trying. May they be thoroughly shocked 😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1746197915565949146)  2024-01-13T15:50Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Rural life is so peaceful. Clean air serene environment chats with old ladies healthy & natural food plus all the simple pleasures of life. Also comes with a bonus; no internet so you don't get to be exposed and defiled by some stupid minds that have access to the internet😌"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1747572016922653128)  2024-01-17T10:50Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Back in Form [--] we read a book I think the title was "SILENT TEARS" I don't quite remember. It was about a young child who watched his father burn to death & was raised by his stepmom & her sons who abused him so much he went mute with trauma. Man we cried that year😭😭😭😭😆"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1747851177830523172)  2024-01-18T05:19Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"I think posting nude and sexually provocative pictures everyday is a cry for help. People genuinely need help someone please listen 🤞"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1748273180144181657)  2024-01-19T09:16Z [--] followers, [----] engagements


"@Kodak_302 Nah you cooked fraud 😂😂😂🤝"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1748274902149247280)  2024-01-19T09:23Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@FirstDoctor Ethiopia is the only African country that was never colonized"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1750039773736038420)  2024-01-24T06:16Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@RaymondMukazika Sadza nezvekukati mehuku Revive 1L iya ice cream yemuchingoro ma banana ana mother vepa Pick n pay Masvingo chibage chakagochwa muroad chingwa nepolony ma lays rice ne beef ne kosolo did I mention bananas. Yeah I mean FOOD👍"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1752041689462534156)  2024-01-29T18:51Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I would never. I would rather endure the toxicity of the work place whilst my siblings and parents back home are happy and eating good with a roof over their heads. Poverty is more toxic🤞 Would you https://t.co/JXis9UMRUJ Would you https://t.co/JXis9UMRUJ"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1753003258920984772)  2024-02-01T10:32Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@charoz_19 @RodneyMagodi Levels has a video with a hot girl. Now beauty is subjective but to the average girl Shashl is beautiful & lives a life of their fantasies; wigs latest iphone flowers & a full wardrobe. Being with a man who was with such a beautiful woman is an ego booster. Mangamuchifungei"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1754161276450738432)  2024-02-04T15:13Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@charoz_19 @RodneyMagodi Unless you're a woman you have no authority here shamwari 😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1754163460668022858)  2024-02-04T15:22Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@henrykay_e The good thing about Uebert saying it is that it appeals to the Christian community who otherwise wouldn't give this kind of conversations an ear"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1755489514401784255)  2024-02-08T07:11Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Most romantic novels are so cliche it's stupid. Always a [--] year old wealthy Greek god looking 6ft man with blue eyes a chiseled face & almost inhuman physique falls in love with the [--] year old average looking girl who is not usually his spec & they live happily ever after😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1755506454210003432)  2024-02-08T08:18Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


""Most people thought the biggest sacrifice they could make was to die for something. They were wrong. The biggest sacrifice someone could make was to live for somethingto allow it to consume you and turn you into a version of yourself you didnt recognize." Anna Huang"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1757745399492641193)  2024-02-14T12:35Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@lits_0 To make a child or to beat me😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1759151032888668349)  2024-02-18T09:41Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@panashedave @NandiFeli Haiwa unoti ndi Eminem here uyu😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1761746271314854356)  2024-02-25T13:33Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@mandlo_rose Pakabatwa basa😩❤"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1763245368647586053)  2024-02-29T16:50Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"I was having a conversation with someone & they said we waste too much land that could otherwise be used for productive reasons just to bury the dead. Instead we should just cremate them & leave land for accommodation agriculture etc. Would you want to be cremated or buried"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1764154318477725821)  2024-03-03T05:02Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@ndoitwa_R_ Anoda kurohwa munhu uyu. He's not cute he's manipulative 😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1766482880606179467)  2024-03-09T15:15Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"When you dieyour friend's & family will only talk about you for a while and they'll stop your partner will most probably move on someone will replace you at work. Remember this and live fully life will come to an end. Enjoy it; laughlove eat your favorite food. LIVE✨"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1772162760245149916)  2024-03-25T07:25Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@thazambezichic Mupondei henyu @mister_bandah akaramba kunditengera sadza 😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1773632105378877777)  2024-03-29T08:43Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"There's this novel "A girl is a body of water" by Makumbi Jennifer N. It's beautifully written well told & the author impeccably explores women relationships in the African context. Dearly beloved read that book. Pure excellence"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1781238403649966587)  2024-04-19T08:28Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"The greatest marketing genius ever is whoever convinced humanity that a "wife's prayers are more powerful than the husband's". Where is it in the Bible Does having a vagina on you qualify prayers to be "better". It's "the prayer of the righteous prevails" not of the wife😐"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1784371614051709383)  2024-04-27T23:58Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@ndoitwa_R_ Ndinaro 😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1787743566132912390)  2024-05-07T07:17Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@TinayeEdwell To me it screams serenity. At peace with myself. Or maybe I just love myself too much I don't mind my own company 😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1788575544495288357)  2024-05-09T14:23Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Rujeko A to town is a very short distance. Ukaplayer Love Quartet in this order "Dai Iyeye and Akayenda" by the time Frya sings the last part "pane asipoooo pane asipo" unenge watosvika pa Zimre. I've been wasting money giving to those mushika shika drivers 😭😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1789305467606364556)  2024-05-11T14:44Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


""Baby girl" "Good girl" "That's my girl" "Atta girl" "Who's a good girl" "There's Daddy's girl" "Ndokuda wanzwa" Manipulation 101😤"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1792461279355122001)  2024-05-20T07:44Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@piscenigga I just saw you in town pa service station iri opposite OK nekajuzi ke brown 😌"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1795733997743739072)  2024-05-29T08:28Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Law school will either make you a drunkard a raging prostitute or a prayer warrior. There's no in between. Either way you need a fix. Alcohol whoring or praying. The choice is yours😂😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1798701625542168985)  2024-06-06T13:01Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"We really need to stop sexualizing innocent words in this teapot country. My niece was crying her eyes out and I randomly said "akuda bota mwana uyu mukaka haachaunzwe" and everyone looked at me like I'm crazy. Ndazoti hangu redovi asi the damage had already been done 😭😭😭😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1810352736233275579)  2024-07-08T16:38Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@_ubuhleN Old people are sneaky. Ko kungoti [----] unobvei😂😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1817321497700319529)  2024-07-27T22:09Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@preeeetttyyyyy My hair is now three years old. I'm locking it very very soon and changing my username to Rasta😌"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1820166522104349037)  2024-08-04T18:34Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"I've recently learnt and accepted two things: 1) Religion is a shitty institution. 2) Politicians don't give a rat's ass about the general populace. I've been happier and peaceful ever since. You should try it 🙂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1823767506634334292)  2024-08-14T17:03Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I was recently involved in a car accident along the Nyamapanda highway. While everyone is treating me with utter most care and love my little brother keeps shouting "ichoooooooo chi survivor Mupunyukarufu Miss Die Hard" Where do we sell siblings😂😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1823937950201033009)  2024-08-15T04:21Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@Blue_Cadre I need new brothers 😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1823940744744194450)  2024-08-15T04:32Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@Fortune932 Nywe nywe African country this and that. Gtfoh 😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1823983020279205996)  2024-08-15T07:20Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@_ofbeauty My Goat Zvoutete isn't there. Fraudulent list😤"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1832108381039161455)  2024-09-06T17:27Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"The assumption that every career & intelligent woman is arrogant is a stereotype propagated by dumb women who want to make themselves feel better for "being better" than smart women & accepted by dumb men who wanna smash the "better women" willy nilly. Welcome to my TED TALK Men would rather choose a shy polite and soft woman with no achievements than an arrogant career woman. Men would rather choose a shy polite and soft woman with no achievements than an arrogant career woman"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1835660376790172067)  2024-09-16T12:41Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"People love differently & not everyone is comfortable with that love story the time frame & posting etc but for some reasons unknown to me I hope & pray the couple stays together in bliss. Varoyi vangafare if those two break up. My reservations aside Im rooting for them.🙏"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1841440372951584880)  2024-10-02T11:29Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@josewtj Evidence can be planted. Also is our justice system seeking retribution or rehabilitation Yes they deserve the worst of punishments but for engagement sake is death penalty the only way"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1847869197214200061)  2024-10-20T05:15Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Tafa_Musundire @takunick Yes of course. But what Munyah gave despite controversial is a comparative analysis between a graduate and say a plumber in that badly governed no industry Zim. At the moment not every graduate can get a good job but most plumbers carpenters etc can be called kumaraini"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1848308095656632718)  2024-10-21T10:19Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"The same losers who criticized the Mtukudzi girls for speaking out are the same bunch justifying attempted murder by that WUA guy. If you like as a woman pretend you don't see the nonsense & proceed to date anyone from that coterie of idiots. We'll bury you for love"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1849157369911263559)  2024-10-23T18:34Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@mamoyo_02 @Zvoutete14 I was basing my point on Twitter observation how Shona and Ndebele men behave on the TL. Glad you have a real loved experience. It's more authentic than isu tongotaura pa Twitter"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1850054972982849846)  2024-10-26T06:00Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I'm convinced now more than ever that sex offenders need harsher punishments. These men know what they're doing. They're waiting for a chance because how do you see a [--] year old girl & automatically start thinking of sex You're a rapist waiting to happen 🙌"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1853678655416807756)  2024-11-05T06:00Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@unitedmissy Musaga is supreme. I have komodo dragons for friends. The day things end they won't let me rest asking about "where's the love of your love". For my sanity & healing musaga Makanaka samare 🙏"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1863849004578095371)  2024-12-03T07:33Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@DarkDavie98 Whenever you get an opportunity you fatshame these pot bellied madalas😂😂😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1870048400533585982)  2024-12-20T10:07Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Qhubuthando Imagine being with a fat man. Just imagine. Your face is bound to betray you at some point but what to do a hustle is a hustle"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1873452367594869228)  2024-12-29T19:33Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Kumusha kunondisvotera kuti vana vadiki diki vane ma [--] years keep calling and treating me like a child simply because they have kid/s. Plus I'm short. Since when is teenage pregnancy a flex Mumwe ndichamudira gwati mxm😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1875905209299579026)  2025-01-05T14:00Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I'm saddened to announce the death of my wife together with our daughter due to a car accident however this is what I learnt: Leadership is more than what you say it's what you also don't say. No circumstance is important enough to impede your journey. FOCUS Work hard I hate that I have to be on LinkedIn it's truly the worst side of humanity I hate that I have to be on LinkedIn it's truly the worst side of humanity"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1901560275469213838)  2025-03-17T09:04Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@mukuru101010 I don't think it is necessarily a scam. People just use God to authenticate and sanitize their actions without the God part of it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1931864377889624477)  2025-06-09T00:02Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"The battle between breath & breathe🙌. Here's some help: 1.(a) Hold your breath inhale then exhale. (b) Mint flavoured sweets give you a refreshing breath. 2.(a)I was under water for too long couldn't breathe. (b)I'm tired of this relationship I need space to breathe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1942247506626195732)  2025-07-07T15:41Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Baba Jeremaya understands that it's better to give one woman a [----] chances flawed as she might be than give a [----] women chances. He just needs to pray for his marriage. And try to be presentable for his wife mhamha havafanhe kubva kubasa usina kusunga marasta ayo😊 Meanwhile baba Jeremiah a loving and caring Husband https://t.co/DCSE27N7gN Meanwhile baba Jeremiah a loving and caring Husband https://t.co/DCSE27N7gN"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1942886033047289860)  2025-07-09T09:58Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@Zim_Boy_Prince He must pray for his cohabitation then 💀"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1942887968089206937)  2025-07-09T10:06Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@rascalit24 Guys [----] manga makutodanana How old are you people 😭😭😭😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1944371734511071613)  2025-07-13T12:22Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"A black Zimbabwean man will wiggle out of this one easily. Might even blame AI. NEW: Astronomer CEO caught on camera with his HR chief during a Coldplay concert in Boston. The pair was seen rushing to cover their faces in horror when they realized they were on the big screen. Oh what. either they're having an affair or they're very shy said Coldplay's https://t.co/RgWdCTVdKE NEW: Astronomer CEO caught on camera with his HR chief during a Coldplay concert in Boston. The pair was seen rushing to cover their faces in horror when they realized they were on the big screen. Oh what. either they're"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1946202535808610672)  2025-07-18T13:36Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Ibrahim Traore's demolishing of the Burkina Faso electoral board has democrats astonished. Understandable. But in all honesty when has democracy ever worked for Africa Most of Africa anyway Let's see what else he will do & if it will preserve the interests of the people"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1946511910582595632)  2025-07-19T10:06Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@makakaseni There is a correlation between corruption and incompetence in the Gvt. For now massive guy is the face of corruption. Anyone who gets anything from massive guy is vicariously perpetuating the corruption. I get your point about blaming the right people though"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1948313325139312997)  2025-07-24T09:24Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"It hurts my chest to admit but in so many ways Zimbabweans are just like their rotten leadership. The inconsideration on the streets The corruption in institutions The cheating & robbing of the poor The moral decadence We might deserve ZANU atp 🙌"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1948638387264459247)  2025-07-25T06:56Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@_ubuhlee I'm naming my daughter after me. Kana atsamwa he can divorce me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1948978938367139982)  2025-07-26T05:29Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@matutu_rhaa Havatye chembere 😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1950586319635157273)  2025-07-30T15:56Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Kae Chaps' "Ndodonha naye" sounds like a modern healthier and less promiscuous System Tazvida. The guitar the slight voice drag Amazing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1951710831265087815)  2025-08-02T18:24Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Very true but if you spent [--] years in primary school at least [--] yrs in high school & possibly at least [--] yrs at a tertiary institution learning & writing in ANY language & you still haven't mastered it enough to communicate properly perhaps your intelligence is questionable English is just a language not a measure of intelligence. So if you don't speak 'good' English that's okay. It doesn't make you less smart or undermine your intellectual faculties in any way. 🫂❤ English is just a language not a measure of intelligence. So if you don't speak 'good' English that's okay. It doesn't make you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1957712085971853692)  2025-08-19T07:51Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@josewtj I feel like you guys are lying. The number of things good looking people get away with is diabolical. Handsome men can flirt without being termed weird. They can market goods and get customers. Easily. Women They have their pick. Hameno🤷"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1959118163506815203)  2025-08-23T04:59Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"My mind when I'm walking in town: Fat Mukudya here mudzimba umu Gojas baby girl Gerwa iwe Type yangu Avawo ava I can't wait to have a car My boyfriend would love this Hamusati mauona mulundukwa Wig haichaite iyi I need something to eat Yuhwiiii ndaneta 😂😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1959284477332533573)  2025-08-23T15:59Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@NkoscoDuprie Ibvapano😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1960991638739653114)  2025-08-28T09:03Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"As a girl in your 20s if you want to see real shege date chisekuru chiri Kuma 30s chaunganidza mari yepfuma. Ukanonoka kudaira call text inopinda"Saka this is how you'll behave ndakurora" I was peeing ffs. Ukuze Gaffa pa Twitter family meeting hanzy anotamba nevarume online 😭🙌 Women date so aggressively when they are ready to settle down. Women date so aggressively when they are ready to settle down"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1961371512944169363)  2025-08-29T10:13Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@baba_nyenyedzi The fact that a rich man subscribes to something doesn't make that something universal to everyone else. Let people have their own thoughts preferences and choices outside of rich people's 🙌"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1970129154658930893)  2025-09-22T14:12Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@TeeMhazo You're a student. You need to work to be assessed Everyone is saying no salary You end up just accepting to get back to school"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1970739236694564942)  2025-09-24T06:37Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@_Mwendaz Id be worse too. No money to make no parents & siblings to take care of. Just me and my wildest desires backed up by embezzled funds Id be unstoppable🙌"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1974081499541708860)  2025-10-03T11:58Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"I'm 50kg resting on a 1.53m frame. Motikwadzisa😭 But musenga bere wanga usina kumboshata But musenga bere wanga usina kumboshata"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1974836793716396510)  2025-10-05T13:59Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@NkoscoDuprie @lissabeeating Haugone kuhwandisa ma message echihule wozogona kundirova LMAO 😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1977305846749999536)  2025-10-12T09:30Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"My all time favorite female rappers in order of GOATness(subject to additions if any new sounds tickle my fancy) Nicki Minaj Lauryn hill Young MA Rhapsody Iggy Azalea Doja Cat Missy Elliott Bia (new album hot btw) Gigi Lamayne Foxy Brown"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1978340662014550391)  2025-10-15T06:02Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@MartinMtandi @IronFistBattleT What I'm saying is you can make money get capital etc but if you have much responsibility from your family and more from your spouse's family it might delay you as compared to your agemate who makes the same minus the many responsibilities from a poor family"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1981675326821507206)  2025-10-24T10:53Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@_ubuhlee But are titties sucked at home No. Uyabona manje"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1981971335816294893)  2025-10-25T06:29Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Gombwe:ChiExtraGafa Futi"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1982335459196883128)  2025-10-26T06:36Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@Zvinahr_jordan Apa the work load is hell. Uchidriver ka picanto futi"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1983581036161224826)  2025-10-29T17:05Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Hi. Ndakahora nezuro ku attachment kwangu. Hi😊. Just wanted to show you my cute dress ☺ https://t.co/M3QM1hLOyo Hi😊. Just wanted to show you my cute dress ☺ https://t.co/M3QM1hLOyo"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1984685602827284540)  2025-11-01T18:14Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@_ubuhlee People and superficial problems. It's deeper than who should pay for the first date 🤷"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1984871333063274774)  2025-11-02T06:32Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"There's adulting. Then there's going to work whilst still in school plus being recently married with a young baby. Unotaura nendimi chete even usingaende ku ZAOGA😭😭😭🥵"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1985204050191679514)  2025-11-03T04:35Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"The most toxic girl you know listens to one of or all of these artists: Kehlani SZA Summer Walker Ariana Grande Shenseea Renee Rapp Jhene Aiko"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1986297271093190686)  2025-11-06T04:59Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I used to be very excited when I noticed a spelling or grammatical error in a book I was reading. Now it just makes me sad😔"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1987410452389748906)  2025-11-09T06:42Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@__Vigie Yes. He has [--] or [--] other wives. I'm not quite sure but yes they're married"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1987557478314217761)  2025-11-09T16:26Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"There is life beyond politics and the parliament. The North (read us) will remember 🫶 @BMajeki25 Fuck you @BMajeki25 Fuck you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1988120148214247572)  2025-11-11T05:42Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"As a country what exactly did we do correct to deserve the talent that is Alick Macheso"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1988156342885117977)  2025-11-11T08:06Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@michaeljermain Macheso is him An unparalleled and unprecedented once in a lifetime talent"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1988179786406244693)  2025-11-11T09:39Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Tekkalekker It's not reasonable that he got kids killed instead of growing back his hair using the same power 😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MachumaOfficial/status/1988808931330945159)  2025-11-13T03:19Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

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