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Lloyd Legalist posts on X about money, nba, rudolph, nfl the most. They currently have [------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [-------] engagements in the last [--] hours.

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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
[countries](/list/countries)  [celebrities](/list/celebrities)  [finance](/list/finance)  [musicians](/list/musicians)  [stocks](/list/stocks)  [us election](/list/us-election)  [mlb](/list/mlb)  [automotive brands](/list/automotive-brands)  [technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations) 

**Social topic influence**
[money](/topic/money), [nba](/topic/nba), [rudolph](/topic/rudolph), [nfl](/topic/nfl), [up to](/topic/up-to) #211, [bob](/topic/bob), [elon musk](/topic/elon-musk), [history](/topic/history), [the good](/topic/the-good), [super bowl](/topic/super-bowl)
### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"This is an example of setting a joke up perfectly"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/2019461831253795255)  2026-02-05T17:23Z 76.5K followers, 844.1K engagements


"One cannot recount the history of 90s music without acknowledging the impact of this band"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1819933068854956206)  2024-08-04T03:07Z 76.4K followers, 15.8K engagements


"If there was a scratch and sniff map of the United States what would your state smell like"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/2001349954011566185)  2025-12-17T17:53Z 75.2K followers, 180.9K engagements


"Wolf in sheeps clothingdesigner clothing no less"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/2001456914052358414)  2025-12-18T00:58Z 75.5K followers, 53.2K engagements


"One of the reasons God refers to us as sheep"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/2007560641620463826)  2026-01-03T21:12Z 75.2K followers, 791.2K engagements


"Most people have heard of Karl Marx but few know of his sister Onya an Olympic runner. Her name is still mentioned at the start of every race"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/2011109356188893521)  2026-01-13T16:13Z 75.9K followers, 1.3M engagements


"This video smells like cigarettes Old Spice and wet shag carpet"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/2012583104108494990)  2026-01-17T17:49Z 75.5K followers, 12.9K engagements


"Those [--] seconds of awkward silence between Sandras introduction and the track beginning to play werent a technical glitch they were the sound engineer giving the longest mercy warning in public access history: [--] seconds to change the channel54321Godspeed brave souls. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2012998938987524117 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2012998938987524117"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/2012998938987524117)  2026-01-18T21:22Z 75.2K followers, 171.9K engagements


"When your car hits a pot hole and then the check engine light disappears"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/2013972391362249188)  2026-01-21T13:50Z 75.3K followers, [----] engagements


"The art of being a psychologist; If therapists were honest"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/2014004326184697989)  2026-01-21T15:57Z 75.2K followers, 11.3K engagements


"Squirrels always look and act like it's their first day being a squirrel"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/2014342958225506429)  2026-01-22T14:22Z 75.4K followers, 70.5K engagements


"Ah the good ole days. #GenX"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/2014398172735365450)  2026-01-22T18:02Z 75.2K followers, 14.6K engagements


"Cassette tapes had side Aand side B so it's only logical that their successor is the CD"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/2014751627782025677)  2026-01-23T17:26Z 75.3K followers, 17.2K engagements


"A clip of the GOATs highlights that could be titled Back In White. I really miss this era of the NBA. Magic Bird Jordan http://et.al http://et.al"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/2015126445090107568)  2026-01-24T18:15Z 75.2K followers, 14.1K engagements


"#NFL #Coaches"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/2015193681582567639)  2026-01-24T22:43Z 75.2K followers, 330.7K engagements


"Yeah kidsthis was a thing. #70s #80s"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/2015225303413481554)  2026-01-25T00:48Z 75.2K followers, 42.2K engagements


"If the weathers holding you hostage enjoy a little musical escape courtesy of a voice I love singing a song I love"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/2015503896941146351)  2026-01-25T19:15Z 75.4K followers, 57.5K engagements


"Exhibit #742 of why I stopped watching the NBA"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/2015866347734102118)  2026-01-26T19:16Z 75.8K followers, 885K engagements


"We slid on these kinds of slides and lived to tell about it. #GenX"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/2015884864738754717)  2026-01-26T20:29Z 75.8K followers, [----] engagements


"@TomBuck @Chris_Hohnholz @JenniferBuck65 Would not advise that these days unless you want to be accosted by an illegal immigrant from Senegal forcing you to buy an Eiffel Tower replica"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/2015917885017776477)  2026-01-26T22:40Z 75.5K followers, [---] engagements


"You had me at Gravy Hot Tub"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/2015919178528563357)  2026-01-26T22:46Z 75.3K followers, 23.8K engagements


"Ever since I posted a sampling of my skills my dating app numbers have been through the roof"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/2016167145818698100)  2026-01-27T15:11Z 75.3K followers, 16.8K engagements


"Lord forgive me for I know what Im doing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/2016220432764985467)  2026-01-27T18:43Z 75.4K followers, 105.3K engagements


"A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender Wanna hear a blonde joke "In a hushed voice the guy next to him says Before you tell that joke you should know something. Our bartender is blonde the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall [---] lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2" weighs [---] and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing [---] and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke The blind guy says Nah not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/2016524864711008426)  2026-01-28T14:52Z 75.5K followers, 928K engagements


"Four of the five original MTV VJs. Nothing like a little nostalgia to remind me of my ageand my enduring crush on Martha Quinn"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/2016888298858271215)  2026-01-29T14:56Z 75.7K followers, 75K engagements


"Police Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over ME: *furiously trying to swallow a mouthful of mattress tag stickers* No"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/2017439167634866421)  2026-01-31T03:25Z 75.8K followers, 10.5K engagements


"By the time of Home Alone they had been working together for [--] years (from their first project in [----] their days in SCTV to this film 1990). They were close friends who knew how to improvise with the best of them. Now two of the greats are no longer with us. #CatherineOhara #HomeAlone"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/2017629867110494212)  2026-01-31T16:03Z 75.5K followers, 77.6K engagements


"My friend has [--] tickets for the Super Bowl both box seats. He paid $2500 for each ticket but he didn't realize last year when he bought them that it was going to be the same day of his wedding. So if youre interested hes looking for someone to take his place. The ceremony is 3:00 PM at Faith Baptist Church. Her name is Michelle. Shes around 5'6 about 135lbs a good cook and LOVES to cuddle. Oh she'll be the one in the white fancy dress standing at the altar. Let me know if you're interested. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2017647913539633608"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/2017647913539633608)  2026-01-31T17:15Z 75.4K followers, 24.7K engagements


"@Bryan_Duncan @Rightanglenews So ashamed that my home state - thanks to Northern Virginia - has become a Blue State. Id be all for NOVA getting annexed over into the District or Maryland"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/2017679233439461501)  2026-01-31T19:19Z 75.4K followers, [--] engagements


"Dude can still flatout hoop. Proving you dont need to be able to run fast jump high or fit into a chair with arms to dominate rec league ball"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/2017738101481709936)  2026-01-31T23:13Z 75.8K followers, 249.5K engagements


"Well bless itmy birth certificate just sighed"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/2017765071758184601)  2026-02-01T01:00Z 75.5K followers, [----] engagements


"It seems so many church signs where I live list the pastors name. As if someones driving by thinking I dont know Jesus but Pastor Awesome McPreach sounds legitlets go. And now Im seeing in front of the pastors name his credentials: Pastor Dr. and Rev. Dr. The most meaningful title a minister can have is Pastorprovided hes shepherding the sheep Gods given him. But Im sure outsiders see Dr. and think Finally. A preacher who can help me get rid of this rash. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2018111420009738455 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2018111420009738455"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/2018111420009738455)  2026-02-01T23:57Z 75.8K followers, 25.2K engagements


"Usually pastors who have the title Dr. have either [--]. Earned a Doctor of Ministry degree. Which is no where close to being as demanding and rigorous as earning a Ph.D. in theology church history etc. Or [--]. They have had some institution or place confer upon them an honorary doctorate. Which amounts towell nothing. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2018120115225837669 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2018120115225837669"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/2018120115225837669)  2026-02-02T00:31Z 75.4K followers, [---] engagements


"I dont know where you heard they cant use it in reference to themselves. The Independent Fundamental Baptist movement of churches is overflowing with men who have gone by Dr. and the only thing that made them a Dr. was some Bible college conferred an honorary doctorate upon them. Even Dr. Billy Grahams Doctorates was the result of numerous honorary doctorates conferred upon him by various institutions and organizations in recognition of his life and ministry. Its estimated that he had over two dozen honorary doctorates. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2018139502875648272"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/2018139502875648272)  2026-02-02T01:48Z 75.4K followers, [--] engagements


"There's a special place in Hull reserved for the inventor of autocorrect"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/2018331580532400604)  2026-02-02T14:32Z 75.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Of the three I can definitely tell you which one isnt the GOAT"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/2018374286663188764)  2026-02-02T17:21Z 75.8K followers, [----] engagements


"ordering cake over phone "And what would you like the cake to say" covers phone to ask wife "Do we want a talking cake""  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/2018467052399550952)  2026-02-02T23:30Z 75.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Whats a groovy cat supposed to do with all his out-of-sight 8-tracks"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/2018759487935393846)  2026-02-03T18:52Z 76.5K followers, 122.7K engagements


"All the boys think she's a spy 🎵 Shes got Sammy Davis eyes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/2019080236504134062)  2026-02-04T16:06Z 75.8K followers, [----] engagements


"When your cake selection doubles as a physical demonstration of this years halftime show"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/2019113312605335895)  2026-02-04T18:18Z 76.3K followers, [----] engagements


"Why is she having such a difficult time understanding such a simple infraction"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/2019798805445521526)  2026-02-06T15:42Z 75.9K followers, 28.7K engagements


"Right there with you. Dont think Ive cheered for Belichick and I know Ive never pulled for the Patriots but he is definitely the victim of some sort of vendetta thats probably rooted in jealousy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/2019840486454751371)  2026-02-06T18:27Z 76.5K followers, [----] engagements


"@JohnPiper https://x.com/thatskaizen/status/2019851069803946472s=46&t=VAS84c0cbm8r-09hwalvrQ On the Obamas being depicted as monkeys: Trumps account posted a video about voting. At the very end for a couple of seconds a completely different video appears - one depicting politicians as animals (Trump as a lion Biden as a monkey the Obamas as monkeys etc.). I https://t.co/mAVI9OYIQD https://x.com/thatskaizen/status/2019851069803946472s=46&t=VAS84c0cbm8r-09hwalvrQ On the Obamas being depicted as monkeys: Trumps account posted a video about voting. At the very end for a couple of seconds a"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/2019895689929797799)  2026-02-06T22:07Z 75.8K followers, [----] engagements


"Im continually fascinated by how often what I find funny tends to miss the masses while the posts I least expect end up carrying the day"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/2020231005475656003)  2026-02-07T20:19Z 75.9K followers, [----] engagements


"@Donald_G_Redman Ok Ill give you that onebut only because Ringo was singing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/2021582691288613297)  2026-02-11T13:50Z 76.1K followers, [----] engagements


"@jayquintana_jr Nice cover. Love EWF. But first of all Philip Bailey doesnt hold a candle to Maurice Whites original vocals. In his day Philip Bailey was a powerhouse though. Maybe the best cover of a Beatles song Ive ever heard. Still not better than Pauls original"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/2021584701002072386)  2026-02-11T13:58Z 76.1K followers, [---] engagements


"@Glarph2Glarph Why did it take this long for someone to say this Trent Razor said the song no longer belonged to him but to Cash"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/2021587099586015394)  2026-02-11T14:08Z 76.2K followers, [----] engagements


"@G3Conference Well is it a Pentecostal church devoted to the full counsel of God where expository preaching shapes the people more than the emotional atmosphere created on the stage"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/2022754731467092079)  2026-02-14T19:28Z 76.5K followers, [----] engagements


"@jortexan I think it may have been motor oilpossibly the Pennzoil Platinum 5W-50"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/2022811400612012279)  2026-02-14T23:13Z 76.5K followers, [---] engagements


"If only Kimmel Colbert Meyers Corden and even Fallon would take this advice from the best. #Carson #LateNight #Colbert #Kimmel #Corden #Meyers #FallonTonight #Woke"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1637175707389292546)  2023-03-18T19:34Z 76.5K followers, 341.7K engagements


"Scientists recently placed a 10-piece set of matching Tupperware in a sealed chamber. When they opened it a month later the chamber had [--] lids that did not match any of the [--] remaining containers"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/2011461437445534173)  2026-01-14T15:32Z 76.5K followers, 1.1M engagements


"More NFL logic"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/2019812201658221043)  2026-02-06T16:35Z 76.5K followers, 133.3K engagements


"Dumplings imply the existence of one large Dumple"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/2020231262531891260)  2026-02-07T20:20Z 76.5K followers, 153.1K engagements


"Instead of Bad Bunny America needs Bad Blanche on tonights stage -#SuperBowlLX #BadBlanche"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2020599951005565384)  2026-02-08T20:45Z 76.5K followers, 172.7K engagements


"Can I get an Amen"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/2023159836951654618)  2026-02-15T22:17Z 76.5K followers, [----] engagements


"This guy may be the Michael Jordan of ping pong"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2015479338129293489)  2026-01-25T17:38Z 76.5K followers, 2.2M engagements


"When you earn the moniker White Chocolate"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/2018813521404817721)  2026-02-03T22:27Z 76.5K followers, 418.5K engagements


"Simpler times: when the commercials were the real halftime show. Remembering Terry Tate: Office Linebacker. Super Bowl XXXVII January [--] [----]. #SuperBowl"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/2020564744118120618)  2026-02-08T18:25Z 76.5K followers, 269K engagements


"Every Olympic event should include one average person competing for reference. #Olympic2026"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2020962896763601288)  2026-02-09T20:47Z 76.5K followers, 88.8K engagements


"Its time for another round of name a cover version of a song thats better than the original. As is our custom Ill start:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2021990667765879089)  2026-02-12T16:51Z 76.5K followers, 18.3K engagements


"My reaction to Tom Sawyer: unhinged enthusiasm. My daughters reaction: quiet suffering"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2022040687328579823)  2026-02-12T20:10Z 76.5K followers, 321.1K engagements


"When a seemingly clever assertion collapses under the weight of one persons wellcurated evidence"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2022165175139189222)  2026-02-13T04:25Z 76.5K followers, 52.2K engagements


"Part of the joy of being Phil Collins is knowing every soul in that stadium has been waiting for [--] minutes and [--] seconds for you to stroll up to your drums and unleash THAT fill"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2022441522399175125)  2026-02-13T22:43Z 76.5K followers, 36.5K engagements


"Not too late fellas. Youre welcome. #HappyValentinesDay"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2022808603384479942)  2026-02-14T23:02Z 76.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Me pulling up to the Taco Bell drive thru at midnight"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2022886733000364314)  2026-02-15T04:12Z 76.5K followers, 180.3K engagements


"Another example of why I cant watch todays NBA. #NBA"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2023432748401046020)  2026-02-16T16:22Z 76.5K followers, 86.1K engagements


"Name a cover version of a song thats better than the original. Ill start:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2021421981955223755)  2026-02-11T03:12Z 76.5K followers, 108.4K engagements


"This ones free fellas. Make it a Valentines Day shell never forget. #ValentinesDay"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2021605865111908429)  2026-02-11T15:22Z 76.5K followers, 102K engagements


"A minister of the gospel should be shaped by a biblically faithful academically rigorous education. A lot of men down here where I live in South Carolina skipped college/seminaryand it shows. Theyll say Spurgeon didnt have a degree. To which I think Ive spent years reading Spurgeons sermons immersed myself in his writings and poured over the biographies about him.Brother you are no Charles Haddon Spurgeon. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2023177065009189234 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2023177065009189234"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/2023177065009189234)  2026-02-15T23:26Z 76.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Lord Of The Rings in [--] seconds. Im sure Tolkien would be proud. #LOTR"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2023451466317414649)  2026-02-16T17:36Z 76.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Never will get used to the beauty of a Canadian child being born"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1330696496312881153)  2020-11-23T02:15Z 75.1K followers, 81.5K engagements


"When you gotta solve a far out mystery at [--] PM but then destroy a rebel base at 6:30 PM. #StarWars #ScoobyDoo"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1578565682933166086)  2022-10-08T01:59Z 74.6K followers, [---] engagements


"#ChuckNorris #Bears #Hiking"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1612517698000281616)  2023-01-09T18:32Z 72.9K followers, 15.4K engagements


"I love this little catcher doing exactly as hes been trained. No matter how bad the pitch is a good catcher frames that pitch"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1762172489503744325)  2024-02-26T17:47Z 74K followers, 21.1K engagements


"A day in the life of Trump [----]. #Trump"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1846190901187534959)  2024-10-15T14:06Z 72.9K followers, 6.6M engagements


"A little pre-Black Friday legalistic guilt. #BlackFriday #BlackFriday2024"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1861829214510387595)  2024-11-27T17:47Z 72.9K followers, 35.5K engagements


"Have you ever looked at someone and thought "shutup" but they're not even speaking"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1874504748025655643)  2025-01-01T17:15Z 73.9K followers, 15K engagements


"This is Punxsutawney Phil's ex-wife Phyllis who now lives in Florida and says Phil is a compulsive liar"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1886088159890428079)  2025-02-02T16:23Z 68K followers, 49K engagements


"Its Groundhog Dayagain"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1886110525798662456)  2025-02-02T17:52Z 68.1K followers, 889K engagements


"52 years agoFebruary [--] [----]. A date which will live in infamy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1888679456300216470)  2025-02-09T20:00Z 68K followers, 239.9K engagements


"Over [--] years ago this man changed the fast food world forever by introducing his special recipe of [--] herbs and spices"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1889023527522603051)  2025-02-10T18:47Z 68K followers, 16.3K engagements


"Kidnapping British people be like"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1889303082036596839)  2025-02-11T13:18Z 68K followers, [----] engagements


"Q: When is Christmas A:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1889771188164993317)  2025-02-12T20:18Z 68K followers, 14.4K engagements


"Ive decided to start answering questions my wife asks me like a politician. Did you take out the trash First of all let me be clear: I support trash being taken out. I have always supported trash being taken out. It is imperative that the trash we have in the house be taken outside and put into the trashcan"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1889818170078245012)  2025-02-12T23:25Z 68K followers, 21.1K engagements


"When you never had something and realize your parents didnt love you as much as you thought"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1891587772265238582)  2025-02-17T20:37Z 68K followers, [----] engagements


"Tacos are love letters in a corn envelope that you mail to your stomach"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1891935651248865549)  2025-02-18T19:39Z 68.1K followers, 23K engagements


"Do you think the guy that coined the term "one hit wonder" ever came up with any other popular phrases"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1893000062273212816)  2025-02-21T18:09Z 68.1K followers, 21.1K engagements


"Bless her heart. At least she can say it with a smile"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1893036137813246305)  2025-02-21T20:32Z 68.1K followers, 20K engagements


"Another freshly baked loaf of banana bread lukewarm right out of the oven. Follow me for more recipes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1894832726584537467)  2025-02-26T19:31Z 68.2K followers, [----] engagements


"Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1895281318663164138)  2025-02-28T01:14Z 72.9K followers, [----] engagements


"1. Heck: Where a person goes when they die if they don't believe in Gosh"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1932066440967798991)  2025-06-09T13:25Z 72.9K followers, 12.1K engagements


"Have you ever looked at someone and thought "shutup" but they're not even speaking"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1946201621202887065)  2025-07-18T13:33Z 74.6K followers, 13.7K engagements


"He is The Worlds Most Unlucky Photographer"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1965806423012479152)  2025-09-10T15:55Z 72.7K followers, 11.1M engagements


"Shout out to all my second child in the family folks out there"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1976284516374212702)  2025-10-09T13:52Z 72.9K followers, 1.5M engagements


"Oh how I long to tell yall this is the hideous result of AI but sadly its the hideous result of a church wanting to make contemporary and culturally relatable the death burial and resurrection of Jesus Christ in ways thatwell Ill let yall comment"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1976323785545437436)  2025-10-09T16:28Z 72.7K followers, 52.6K engagements


"Gutless speaking vs. Gospel preaching"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1976339025884500243)  2025-10-09T17:28Z 72.7K followers, 48.2K engagements


"What it felt like before men started attending baby showers and taking part in gender reveals"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1976402214206755279)  2025-10-09T21:39Z 72.7K followers, 295.8K engagements


"If you ever used one of these towel loops in the 1970s you're probably immune to everything now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1977442035545293236)  2025-10-12T18:31Z 72.7K followers, 15.7K engagements


"My dog when I ask them what theyre barking at"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1977463878696001737)  2025-10-12T19:58Z 72.7K followers, [----] engagements


"When your date of birth starts with [--] and you sleep on the wrong pillow"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1977481434097963311)  2025-10-12T21:08Z 72.7K followers, 15.4K engagements


"Classic case of ignoring Moses again"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1977752953634029887)  2025-10-13T15:07Z 72.7K followers, 15.3K engagements


"Well this is no good"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1978193217666666630)  2025-10-14T20:16Z 72.7K followers, 13.7K engagements


"People are really stepping up to wha is now called The Whitney Houston Challenge"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1978247031320625389)  2025-10-14T23:50Z 72.7K followers, 26K engagements


"Michael lost the part to Mel Gibson all because he yelled Shamone instead of "Alba gu brth"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1978843392080855374)  2025-10-16T15:20Z 72.7K followers, 11.5K engagements


"Yepthis is all I hear"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1979166604538659160)  2025-10-17T12:44Z 72.9K followers, 762.7K engagements


"PTO gone for the year Never fear. Its hero time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1979182714147266942)  2025-10-17T13:48Z 72.8K followers, 294.6K engagements


"Even if he didn't do it he heard about it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1979654636337582433)  2025-10-18T21:03Z 72.7K followers, 21.7K engagements


"The only thing I hearor can handlein small doses"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1980014196633772300)  2025-10-19T20:52Z 72.8K followers, 360.8K engagements


"Well bless her heart"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1980284768701891019)  2025-10-20T14:47Z 72.7K followers, [----] engagements


"Then I guess its not our Bentley is it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1980468938002649292)  2025-10-21T02:59Z 72.8K followers, [----] engagements


"Somehow this exact pitcher was somehow simultaneously in 86% of American homes during the year 1978"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1980668913844367394)  2025-10-21T16:14Z 72.7K followers, [----] engagements


"Between [----] and [----] an estimated 86% of American households had this pitcher. The other 14% borrowed it from a neighbor"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1980681856048853492)  2025-10-21T17:05Z 72.7K followers, [----] engagements


"All of them work for me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1981379759977172994)  2025-10-23T15:18Z 72.8K followers, 12.2K engagements


"13 y/o me: Don't tell me what to do [--] y/o me: Can someone lay out exactly what I need to do in order with footnotes and maybe a diagram"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1981428860232122860)  2025-10-23T18:33Z 72.7K followers, [----] engagements


"I found them The Frosted Mega Wheats"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1981709060396487116)  2025-10-24T13:07Z 72.8K followers, [----] engagements


"Serenity now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1981835592477393203)  2025-10-24T21:30Z 72.8K followers, 14.2K engagements


"Work smart your back will thank you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1982188352678899729)  2025-10-25T20:51Z 72.7K followers, 11.7K engagements


"That moment when you're desperately hoping the guy ahead of you in the buffet doesnt take the last pigeon"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1982438053193957683)  2025-10-26T13:23Z 72.8K followers, [----] engagements


"Brace yourself"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1983203585883275493)  2025-10-28T16:05Z 72.8K followers, 29.1K engagements


"Mega church observations"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1983557044104749386)  2025-10-29T15:30Z 72.9K followers, 45.7K engagements


"Are we sure theyre being introduced to the real Jesusthe one who calls them first and foremost to repent of their sins take up their cross and follow him. Or do they hear about [--] ways to take control of their busy lives or enjoy a series of a Summer At The Movies where speakers use generalized analogies from a scripted story line to help people become better people"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1983579649314631767)  2025-10-29T17:00Z 72.8K followers, [----] engagements


"Bradley Cooper's transformation into Barry Manilow is now approximately 73% complete. Bradley youre only [--] years oldis this really necessary"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1983608650368479340)  2025-10-29T18:55Z 72.9K followers, 10.4K engagements


"Remember: every time that Christmas is mentioned in November Santa is forced to execute another elf. Save the elves for Christmas sake"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1985070279186362392)  2025-11-02T19:43Z 72.9K followers, 10.7K engagements


"POV: Youve just been thrown off a balcony by The Beatles"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1985378985065206029)  2025-11-03T16:10Z 72.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Oh myits Jason Bourne Jovi hes slippery when wet and lethal when provoked"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1985406989300596880)  2025-11-03T18:01Z 72.9K followers, [----] engagements


"When you crop dust an aisle at the store and walk away hearing the gasps of your victims"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1985459682010341553)  2025-11-03T21:30Z 72.9K followers, [----] engagements


"@braves2430 See you Brett"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1985478953717387731)  2025-11-03T22:47Z 72.9K followers, [---] engagements


"You know youre right this DOES seem like the perfect place to put a playground"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1985754358563086623)  2025-11-04T17:01Z 72.9K followers, [----] engagements


"When someone tries to give me advice but their birth year starts with a 2"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1985815990702391665)  2025-11-04T21:06Z 72.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Why yes Donna. I AM doing the dishes. And I have a casserole in the oven too. #SoundUp #DogsofTwittter"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1986445597549740147)  2025-11-06T14:48Z 72.9K followers, [----] engagements


""He who farts in church sits in his own pew." - Confucius"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1986892379543248922)  2025-11-07T20:23Z 72.9K followers, [----] engagements


"What a deal"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1986894049228280299)  2025-11-07T20:30Z 72.9K followers, 65K engagements


"Test confirmed what her womb spine bladder and ankles have been screaming for months"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1987611982430720215)  2025-11-09T20:03Z 72.9K followers, [---] engagements


"We read them tossed them and now theyre selling. Who among us predicted this Not I"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1989366365514309896)  2025-11-14T16:14Z 72.9K followers, [----] engagements


"When you just sat down and someone asks you to get up and do something"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1989384683600359659)  2025-11-14T17:27Z 72.9K followers, [----] engagements


"@deenixon122216 I remember them. Cant say I thought back then to save them to sell almost [--] years ago"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1989465827066929418)  2025-11-14T22:49Z 72.9K followers, [--] engagements


"A scene that still gives goosebumps all these years later"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1989882850108174720)  2025-11-16T02:26Z 72.9K followers, 165.6K engagements


"Found out when I was dating her that she was seeing someone else on the side"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1990113789648273661)  2025-11-16T17:44Z 72.9K followers, 17.3K engagements


"This is the carbon copy of every Maid of Honor speech Ive survived while officiating weddings"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1990189696660422693)  2025-11-16T22:46Z 72.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Imagine how disappointed a mighty wolf would be if it discovered its descendant would be a Pomeranian. That's how your grandpa feels when he sees your man bun"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1990246780424823291)  2025-11-17T02:33Z 72.9K followers, 11.7K engagements


"What a great prayer meeting we had last night. We had [--] people in attendance and [--] people got saved"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1990427425755259248)  2025-11-17T14:30Z 72.9K followers, [----] engagements


"But you're still coming to work right"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1990561564727083220)  2025-11-17T23:23Z 72.9K followers, [----] engagements


"@MLBNetwork Whoever offers him the most money. Theres no such thing as team loyalty anymore"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1990832169497891198)  2025-11-18T17:19Z 72.9K followers, [---] engagements


"Calling all old-school gamers: who had this game or one like it And which teams came with yours This is the catalog pic of mine and it was the Jets vs. Colts. Under the tree Christmas morning 1970"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1990855357430657393)  2025-11-18T18:51Z 72.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Todays moment of Zen"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1991508893780840954)  2025-11-20T14:08Z 72.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Its the law"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1991521561166184734)  2025-11-20T14:58Z 72.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Thanks for yet another reminder of how old Ive gotten"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1991558164966199364)  2025-11-20T17:24Z 72.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Ahbrings back warm memories from our childhood Thanksgiving dinners doesnt it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1991614951992000988)  2025-11-20T21:09Z 72.9K followers, [----] engagements


"When youre about to dig into Thanksgiving Dinner and someone says Hey before we eat let's go around the table and each say what we're thankful for"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1991863687930654933)  2025-11-21T13:38Z 72.9K followers, [----] engagements


"One of many reasons I stopped watching the NBA years ago. Most of the games look like a glorified game of pick-up-ball (as we used to call it). If youve stopped watching the NBA give me some of your reasons. #NBA"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1992266626683613418)  2025-11-22T16:19Z 72.9K followers, 15.1K engagements


"As we approach Thanksgiving lets all remember the first rule of family gatherings: Never carpool to chaos. True freedom is four wheels and a full tank. #ThanksgivingTablescape"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1992740580225634606)  2025-11-23T23:42Z 72.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Zero sugar. Zero caffeine. Cokes like: We took out the only two reasons you were here"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1993148510972108863)  2025-11-25T02:43Z 72.9K followers, 12.6K engagements


"Im so proud of these young ladiesthey survived a bear attack and deserved to treat themselves with some ice cream"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1993679407685275781)  2025-11-26T13:53Z 72.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Freshly squeezed orange juice GenX style. #GenX"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1994423287007285651)  2025-11-28T15:09Z 72.9K followers, [----] engagements


"And even though this delicious food will be gone in a few hours yall are the love thatll never leave me never let me fall"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1994808142035915102)  2025-11-29T16:38Z 72.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Marys knowledge was far deeper than the song implies. Gabriel had already declared her child the Son of the Most High heir to Davids throne destined to reign forever (Luke 1:3233). Her Magnificat (Luke 1:4655) shows her scriptural fluency echoing Hannah the Psalms and the prophets as she celebrates Gods covenant faithfulness. When she later pondered these things (Luke 2:19 51) it was not ignorance but affirmation: she knew she bore the promised Messiah"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1994931678217711652)  2025-11-30T00:49Z 72.9K followers, [---] engagements


"I totally agree that theres a huge difference between knowing something theologically and then having it hit you at a heart level when you live it out - Mary surely experienced that deepening wonder over the years (Luke 2:19 51). The problem with the song isnt that it depicts Mary as growing in her understanding or being awestruck by the unfolding events. The problem is that many of the specific questions the song asks are things Luke clearly tells us Mary had already been told and already believed before Jesus was even born. Examples: Mary did you knowthat your baby boy has come to make you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1995200922079695183)  2025-11-30T18:39Z 72.9K followers, [--] engagements


"Chris has one driving goal in life and a fascinating 3-step action plan on how to make that goal become a reality"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1995567896773181539)  2025-12-01T18:57Z 73K followers, [----] engagements


"Ladies do your best to avoid the cute but cognitively bankrupt type"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1996017868274651635)  2025-12-03T00:45Z 73.2K followers, 305.3K engagements


"Rudolphs rampage"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1996264393214992391)  2025-12-03T17:04Z 73.1K followers, [----] engagements


"There's a time and place for fruit cake: Never and in the trash"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1996401713910288724)  2025-12-04T02:10Z 73K followers, [----] engagements


"Sooner or later someone had to put together the Star Wars/Elf mashup"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1997005560819208400)  2025-12-05T18:10Z 73.2K followers, 147.8K engagements


"I love how John Travoltas quietly doing nursing-home tours and giving these ladies the dance they deserved back in 77"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1997517319719854175)  2025-12-07T04:03Z 73K followers, [----] engagements


"The gap between [----] and [----] is the same as the gap between [----] and WWII. Thats right our 80s soundtrack is as remote now as their big band was to us then. Time is rude like that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1997895689053880674)  2025-12-08T05:07Z 73.2K followers, [----] engagements


"The typical South Carolina Baptist church search committee member looking for a new Preacher"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1998787117007442233)  2025-12-10T16:09Z 73.2K followers, 34.1K engagements


"The ultimate not knowing what to do with your hands. But she did this in only one takemost people don't know that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1998839665613476133)  2025-12-10T19:38Z 73K followers, [----] engagements


"First rule of cutting-edge Childrens Church superheroes: establish dominance"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1999142325369340295)  2025-12-11T15:40Z 73.3K followers, 22.6K engagements


"Cashier: That'll be $19.94. Me: *pulls out a $50 bill* Casheir: Im so sorry but we've had a problem with counterfeit bills. Do you have anything smaller Me: *pulls out a $25 bill*"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1999284498203312342)  2025-12-12T01:05Z 73.3K followers, 3.2M engagements


"Few things age you faster than seeing some of your childhood Christmas gifts in a museum exhibit. #Christmasgifts #Christmas"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1999525784139034846)  2025-12-12T17:04Z 73.1K followers, [----] engagements


"The earliest known image of Keith Richards c. [----] CE. #RollingStones"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/1999982475523846377)  2025-12-13T23:19Z 73.2K followers, 19.9K engagements


"Major propssinging in every key at the same time is not an easy thing to do"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/2000655640251728109)  2025-12-15T19:54Z 73.3K followers, 95.3K engagements


"Ozempic finally hit the North Pole: Santas off cookies and onto couture this year"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/2000763093941420210)  2025-12-16T03:01Z 73.3K followers, [----] engagements


"When you go all in on alphabetizing your life starting with your car"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/2001322485296333069)  2025-12-17T16:03Z 73.2K followers, [----] engagements


"#Christmas #Christmasgifts #60s"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/2001380943156609153)  2025-12-17T19:56Z 73.3K followers, [----] engagements


"No disputing this basic law of the Christmas season. #Christmas #EggNog"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/2002048647643664673)  2025-12-19T16:09Z 73.3K followers, [----] engagements


"He is as right as rain. Hot take: Im not a fan of the multi-site church model. Actually I hate it. (even more today than ever as Hope Church land and building we've been renting has been bought by a mega multi-site church) And before someone jumps inthis isnt coming from the outside looking in. I Hot take: Im not a fan of the multi-site church model. Actually I hate it. (even more today than ever as Hope Church land and building we've been renting has been bought by a mega multi-site church) And before someone jumps inthis isnt coming from the outside looking in. I"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LloydLegalist/status/2002062646364041546)  2025-12-19T17:05Z 73.3K followers, [----] engagements

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Lloyd Legalist posts on X about money, nba, rudolph, nfl the most. They currently have [------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [-------] engagements in the last [--] hours.

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Social Influence

Social category influence countries celebrities finance musicians stocks us election mlb automotive brands technology brands travel destinations

Social topic influence money, nba, rudolph, nfl, up to #211, bob, elon musk, history, the good, super bowl

Top Social Posts

Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"This is an example of setting a joke up perfectly"
X Link 2026-02-05T17:23Z 76.5K followers, 844.1K engagements

"One cannot recount the history of 90s music without acknowledging the impact of this band"
X Link 2024-08-04T03:07Z 76.4K followers, 15.8K engagements

"If there was a scratch and sniff map of the United States what would your state smell like"
X Link 2025-12-17T17:53Z 75.2K followers, 180.9K engagements

"Wolf in sheeps clothingdesigner clothing no less"
X Link 2025-12-18T00:58Z 75.5K followers, 53.2K engagements

"One of the reasons God refers to us as sheep"
X Link 2026-01-03T21:12Z 75.2K followers, 791.2K engagements

"Most people have heard of Karl Marx but few know of his sister Onya an Olympic runner. Her name is still mentioned at the start of every race"
X Link 2026-01-13T16:13Z 75.9K followers, 1.3M engagements

"This video smells like cigarettes Old Spice and wet shag carpet"
X Link 2026-01-17T17:49Z 75.5K followers, 12.9K engagements

"Those [--] seconds of awkward silence between Sandras introduction and the track beginning to play werent a technical glitch they were the sound engineer giving the longest mercy warning in public access history: [--] seconds to change the channel54321Godspeed brave souls. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2012998938987524117 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2012998938987524117"
X Link 2026-01-18T21:22Z 75.2K followers, 171.9K engagements

"When your car hits a pot hole and then the check engine light disappears"
X Link 2026-01-21T13:50Z 75.3K followers, [----] engagements

"The art of being a psychologist; If therapists were honest"
X Link 2026-01-21T15:57Z 75.2K followers, 11.3K engagements

"Squirrels always look and act like it's their first day being a squirrel"
X Link 2026-01-22T14:22Z 75.4K followers, 70.5K engagements

"Ah the good ole days. #GenX"
X Link 2026-01-22T18:02Z 75.2K followers, 14.6K engagements

"Cassette tapes had side Aand side B so it's only logical that their successor is the CD"
X Link 2026-01-23T17:26Z 75.3K followers, 17.2K engagements

"A clip of the GOATs highlights that could be titled Back In White. I really miss this era of the NBA. Magic Bird Jordan http://et.al http://et.al"
X Link 2026-01-24T18:15Z 75.2K followers, 14.1K engagements

"#NFL #Coaches"
X Link 2026-01-24T22:43Z 75.2K followers, 330.7K engagements

"Yeah kidsthis was a thing. #70s #80s"
X Link 2026-01-25T00:48Z 75.2K followers, 42.2K engagements

"If the weathers holding you hostage enjoy a little musical escape courtesy of a voice I love singing a song I love"
X Link 2026-01-25T19:15Z 75.4K followers, 57.5K engagements

"Exhibit #742 of why I stopped watching the NBA"
X Link 2026-01-26T19:16Z 75.8K followers, 885K engagements

"We slid on these kinds of slides and lived to tell about it. #GenX"
X Link 2026-01-26T20:29Z 75.8K followers, [----] engagements

"@TomBuck @Chris_Hohnholz @JenniferBuck65 Would not advise that these days unless you want to be accosted by an illegal immigrant from Senegal forcing you to buy an Eiffel Tower replica"
X Link 2026-01-26T22:40Z 75.5K followers, [---] engagements

"You had me at Gravy Hot Tub"
X Link 2026-01-26T22:46Z 75.3K followers, 23.8K engagements

"Ever since I posted a sampling of my skills my dating app numbers have been through the roof"
X Link 2026-01-27T15:11Z 75.3K followers, 16.8K engagements

"Lord forgive me for I know what Im doing"
X Link 2026-01-27T18:43Z 75.4K followers, 105.3K engagements

"A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender Wanna hear a blonde joke "In a hushed voice the guy next to him says Before you tell that joke you should know something. Our bartender is blonde the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall [---] lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2" weighs [---] and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing [---] and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke The blind guy says Nah not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times"
X Link 2026-01-28T14:52Z 75.5K followers, 928K engagements

"Four of the five original MTV VJs. Nothing like a little nostalgia to remind me of my ageand my enduring crush on Martha Quinn"
X Link 2026-01-29T14:56Z 75.7K followers, 75K engagements

"Police Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over ME: furiously trying to swallow a mouthful of mattress tag stickers No"
X Link 2026-01-31T03:25Z 75.8K followers, 10.5K engagements

"By the time of Home Alone they had been working together for [--] years (from their first project in [----] their days in SCTV to this film 1990). They were close friends who knew how to improvise with the best of them. Now two of the greats are no longer with us. #CatherineOhara #HomeAlone"
X Link 2026-01-31T16:03Z 75.5K followers, 77.6K engagements

"My friend has [--] tickets for the Super Bowl both box seats. He paid $2500 for each ticket but he didn't realize last year when he bought them that it was going to be the same day of his wedding. So if youre interested hes looking for someone to take his place. The ceremony is 3:00 PM at Faith Baptist Church. Her name is Michelle. Shes around 5'6 about 135lbs a good cook and LOVES to cuddle. Oh she'll be the one in the white fancy dress standing at the altar. Let me know if you're interested. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2017647913539633608"
X Link 2026-01-31T17:15Z 75.4K followers, 24.7K engagements

"@Bryan_Duncan @Rightanglenews So ashamed that my home state - thanks to Northern Virginia - has become a Blue State. Id be all for NOVA getting annexed over into the District or Maryland"
X Link 2026-01-31T19:19Z 75.4K followers, [--] engagements

"Dude can still flatout hoop. Proving you dont need to be able to run fast jump high or fit into a chair with arms to dominate rec league ball"
X Link 2026-01-31T23:13Z 75.8K followers, 249.5K engagements

"Well bless itmy birth certificate just sighed"
X Link 2026-02-01T01:00Z 75.5K followers, [----] engagements

"It seems so many church signs where I live list the pastors name. As if someones driving by thinking I dont know Jesus but Pastor Awesome McPreach sounds legitlets go. And now Im seeing in front of the pastors name his credentials: Pastor Dr. and Rev. Dr. The most meaningful title a minister can have is Pastorprovided hes shepherding the sheep Gods given him. But Im sure outsiders see Dr. and think Finally. A preacher who can help me get rid of this rash. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2018111420009738455 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2018111420009738455"
X Link 2026-02-01T23:57Z 75.8K followers, 25.2K engagements

"Usually pastors who have the title Dr. have either [--]. Earned a Doctor of Ministry degree. Which is no where close to being as demanding and rigorous as earning a Ph.D. in theology church history etc. Or [--]. They have had some institution or place confer upon them an honorary doctorate. Which amounts towell nothing. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2018120115225837669 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2018120115225837669"
X Link 2026-02-02T00:31Z 75.4K followers, [---] engagements

"I dont know where you heard they cant use it in reference to themselves. The Independent Fundamental Baptist movement of churches is overflowing with men who have gone by Dr. and the only thing that made them a Dr. was some Bible college conferred an honorary doctorate upon them. Even Dr. Billy Grahams Doctorates was the result of numerous honorary doctorates conferred upon him by various institutions and organizations in recognition of his life and ministry. Its estimated that he had over two dozen honorary doctorates. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2018139502875648272"
X Link 2026-02-02T01:48Z 75.4K followers, [--] engagements

"There's a special place in Hull reserved for the inventor of autocorrect"
X Link 2026-02-02T14:32Z 75.5K followers, [----] engagements

"Of the three I can definitely tell you which one isnt the GOAT"
X Link 2026-02-02T17:21Z 75.8K followers, [----] engagements

"ordering cake over phone "And what would you like the cake to say" covers phone to ask wife "Do we want a talking cake""
X Link 2026-02-02T23:30Z 75.5K followers, [----] engagements

"Whats a groovy cat supposed to do with all his out-of-sight 8-tracks"
X Link 2026-02-03T18:52Z 76.5K followers, 122.7K engagements

"All the boys think she's a spy 🎵 Shes got Sammy Davis eyes"
X Link 2026-02-04T16:06Z 75.8K followers, [----] engagements

"When your cake selection doubles as a physical demonstration of this years halftime show"
X Link 2026-02-04T18:18Z 76.3K followers, [----] engagements

"Why is she having such a difficult time understanding such a simple infraction"
X Link 2026-02-06T15:42Z 75.9K followers, 28.7K engagements

"Right there with you. Dont think Ive cheered for Belichick and I know Ive never pulled for the Patriots but he is definitely the victim of some sort of vendetta thats probably rooted in jealousy"
X Link 2026-02-06T18:27Z 76.5K followers, [----] engagements

"@JohnPiper https://x.com/thatskaizen/status/2019851069803946472s=46&t=VAS84c0cbm8r-09hwalvrQ On the Obamas being depicted as monkeys: Trumps account posted a video about voting. At the very end for a couple of seconds a completely different video appears - one depicting politicians as animals (Trump as a lion Biden as a monkey the Obamas as monkeys etc.). I https://t.co/mAVI9OYIQD https://x.com/thatskaizen/status/2019851069803946472s=46&t=VAS84c0cbm8r-09hwalvrQ On the Obamas being depicted as monkeys: Trumps account posted a video about voting. At the very end for a couple of seconds a"
X Link 2026-02-06T22:07Z 75.8K followers, [----] engagements

"Im continually fascinated by how often what I find funny tends to miss the masses while the posts I least expect end up carrying the day"
X Link 2026-02-07T20:19Z 75.9K followers, [----] engagements

"@Donald_G_Redman Ok Ill give you that onebut only because Ringo was singing"
X Link 2026-02-11T13:50Z 76.1K followers, [----] engagements

"@jayquintana_jr Nice cover. Love EWF. But first of all Philip Bailey doesnt hold a candle to Maurice Whites original vocals. In his day Philip Bailey was a powerhouse though. Maybe the best cover of a Beatles song Ive ever heard. Still not better than Pauls original"
X Link 2026-02-11T13:58Z 76.1K followers, [---] engagements

"@Glarph2Glarph Why did it take this long for someone to say this Trent Razor said the song no longer belonged to him but to Cash"
X Link 2026-02-11T14:08Z 76.2K followers, [----] engagements

"@G3Conference Well is it a Pentecostal church devoted to the full counsel of God where expository preaching shapes the people more than the emotional atmosphere created on the stage"
X Link 2026-02-14T19:28Z 76.5K followers, [----] engagements

"@jortexan I think it may have been motor oilpossibly the Pennzoil Platinum 5W-50"
X Link 2026-02-14T23:13Z 76.5K followers, [---] engagements

"If only Kimmel Colbert Meyers Corden and even Fallon would take this advice from the best. #Carson #LateNight #Colbert #Kimmel #Corden #Meyers #FallonTonight #Woke"
X Link 2023-03-18T19:34Z 76.5K followers, 341.7K engagements

"Scientists recently placed a 10-piece set of matching Tupperware in a sealed chamber. When they opened it a month later the chamber had [--] lids that did not match any of the [--] remaining containers"
X Link 2026-01-14T15:32Z 76.5K followers, 1.1M engagements

"More NFL logic"
X Link 2026-02-06T16:35Z 76.5K followers, 133.3K engagements

"Dumplings imply the existence of one large Dumple"
X Link 2026-02-07T20:20Z 76.5K followers, 153.1K engagements

"Instead of Bad Bunny America needs Bad Blanche on tonights stage -#SuperBowlLX #BadBlanche"
X Link 2026-02-08T20:45Z 76.5K followers, 172.7K engagements

"Can I get an Amen"
X Link 2026-02-15T22:17Z 76.5K followers, [----] engagements

"This guy may be the Michael Jordan of ping pong"
X Link 2026-01-25T17:38Z 76.5K followers, 2.2M engagements

"When you earn the moniker White Chocolate"
X Link 2026-02-03T22:27Z 76.5K followers, 418.5K engagements

"Simpler times: when the commercials were the real halftime show. Remembering Terry Tate: Office Linebacker. Super Bowl XXXVII January [--] [----]. #SuperBowl"
X Link 2026-02-08T18:25Z 76.5K followers, 269K engagements

"Every Olympic event should include one average person competing for reference. #Olympic2026"
X Link 2026-02-09T20:47Z 76.5K followers, 88.8K engagements

"Its time for another round of name a cover version of a song thats better than the original. As is our custom Ill start:"
X Link 2026-02-12T16:51Z 76.5K followers, 18.3K engagements

"My reaction to Tom Sawyer: unhinged enthusiasm. My daughters reaction: quiet suffering"
X Link 2026-02-12T20:10Z 76.5K followers, 321.1K engagements

"When a seemingly clever assertion collapses under the weight of one persons wellcurated evidence"
X Link 2026-02-13T04:25Z 76.5K followers, 52.2K engagements

"Part of the joy of being Phil Collins is knowing every soul in that stadium has been waiting for [--] minutes and [--] seconds for you to stroll up to your drums and unleash THAT fill"
X Link 2026-02-13T22:43Z 76.5K followers, 36.5K engagements

"Not too late fellas. Youre welcome. #HappyValentinesDay"
X Link 2026-02-14T23:02Z 76.5K followers, [----] engagements

"Me pulling up to the Taco Bell drive thru at midnight"
X Link 2026-02-15T04:12Z 76.5K followers, 180.3K engagements

"Another example of why I cant watch todays NBA. #NBA"
X Link 2026-02-16T16:22Z 76.5K followers, 86.1K engagements

"Name a cover version of a song thats better than the original. Ill start:"
X Link 2026-02-11T03:12Z 76.5K followers, 108.4K engagements

"This ones free fellas. Make it a Valentines Day shell never forget. #ValentinesDay"
X Link 2026-02-11T15:22Z 76.5K followers, 102K engagements

"A minister of the gospel should be shaped by a biblically faithful academically rigorous education. A lot of men down here where I live in South Carolina skipped college/seminaryand it shows. Theyll say Spurgeon didnt have a degree. To which I think Ive spent years reading Spurgeons sermons immersed myself in his writings and poured over the biographies about him.Brother you are no Charles Haddon Spurgeon. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2023177065009189234 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2023177065009189234"
X Link 2026-02-15T23:26Z 76.5K followers, [----] engagements

"Lord Of The Rings in [--] seconds. Im sure Tolkien would be proud. #LOTR"
X Link 2026-02-16T17:36Z 76.5K followers, [----] engagements

"Never will get used to the beauty of a Canadian child being born"
X Link 2020-11-23T02:15Z 75.1K followers, 81.5K engagements

"When you gotta solve a far out mystery at [--] PM but then destroy a rebel base at 6:30 PM. #StarWars #ScoobyDoo"
X Link 2022-10-08T01:59Z 74.6K followers, [---] engagements

"#ChuckNorris #Bears #Hiking"
X Link 2023-01-09T18:32Z 72.9K followers, 15.4K engagements

"I love this little catcher doing exactly as hes been trained. No matter how bad the pitch is a good catcher frames that pitch"
X Link 2024-02-26T17:47Z 74K followers, 21.1K engagements

"A day in the life of Trump [----]. #Trump"
X Link 2024-10-15T14:06Z 72.9K followers, 6.6M engagements

"A little pre-Black Friday legalistic guilt. #BlackFriday #BlackFriday2024"
X Link 2024-11-27T17:47Z 72.9K followers, 35.5K engagements

"Have you ever looked at someone and thought "shutup" but they're not even speaking"
X Link 2025-01-01T17:15Z 73.9K followers, 15K engagements

"This is Punxsutawney Phil's ex-wife Phyllis who now lives in Florida and says Phil is a compulsive liar"
X Link 2025-02-02T16:23Z 68K followers, 49K engagements

"Its Groundhog Dayagain"
X Link 2025-02-02T17:52Z 68.1K followers, 889K engagements

"52 years agoFebruary [--] [----]. A date which will live in infamy"
X Link 2025-02-09T20:00Z 68K followers, 239.9K engagements

"Over [--] years ago this man changed the fast food world forever by introducing his special recipe of [--] herbs and spices"
X Link 2025-02-10T18:47Z 68K followers, 16.3K engagements

"Kidnapping British people be like"
X Link 2025-02-11T13:18Z 68K followers, [----] engagements

"Q: When is Christmas A:"
X Link 2025-02-12T20:18Z 68K followers, 14.4K engagements

"Ive decided to start answering questions my wife asks me like a politician. Did you take out the trash First of all let me be clear: I support trash being taken out. I have always supported trash being taken out. It is imperative that the trash we have in the house be taken outside and put into the trashcan"
X Link 2025-02-12T23:25Z 68K followers, 21.1K engagements

"When you never had something and realize your parents didnt love you as much as you thought"
X Link 2025-02-17T20:37Z 68K followers, [----] engagements

"Tacos are love letters in a corn envelope that you mail to your stomach"
X Link 2025-02-18T19:39Z 68.1K followers, 23K engagements

"Do you think the guy that coined the term "one hit wonder" ever came up with any other popular phrases"
X Link 2025-02-21T18:09Z 68.1K followers, 21.1K engagements

"Bless her heart. At least she can say it with a smile"
X Link 2025-02-21T20:32Z 68.1K followers, 20K engagements

"Another freshly baked loaf of banana bread lukewarm right out of the oven. Follow me for more recipes"
X Link 2025-02-26T19:31Z 68.2K followers, [----] engagements

"Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap"
X Link 2025-02-28T01:14Z 72.9K followers, [----] engagements

"1. Heck: Where a person goes when they die if they don't believe in Gosh"
X Link 2025-06-09T13:25Z 72.9K followers, 12.1K engagements

"Have you ever looked at someone and thought "shutup" but they're not even speaking"
X Link 2025-07-18T13:33Z 74.6K followers, 13.7K engagements

"He is The Worlds Most Unlucky Photographer"
X Link 2025-09-10T15:55Z 72.7K followers, 11.1M engagements

"Shout out to all my second child in the family folks out there"
X Link 2025-10-09T13:52Z 72.9K followers, 1.5M engagements

"Oh how I long to tell yall this is the hideous result of AI but sadly its the hideous result of a church wanting to make contemporary and culturally relatable the death burial and resurrection of Jesus Christ in ways thatwell Ill let yall comment"
X Link 2025-10-09T16:28Z 72.7K followers, 52.6K engagements

"Gutless speaking vs. Gospel preaching"
X Link 2025-10-09T17:28Z 72.7K followers, 48.2K engagements

"What it felt like before men started attending baby showers and taking part in gender reveals"
X Link 2025-10-09T21:39Z 72.7K followers, 295.8K engagements

"If you ever used one of these towel loops in the 1970s you're probably immune to everything now"
X Link 2025-10-12T18:31Z 72.7K followers, 15.7K engagements

"My dog when I ask them what theyre barking at"
X Link 2025-10-12T19:58Z 72.7K followers, [----] engagements

"When your date of birth starts with [--] and you sleep on the wrong pillow"
X Link 2025-10-12T21:08Z 72.7K followers, 15.4K engagements

"Classic case of ignoring Moses again"
X Link 2025-10-13T15:07Z 72.7K followers, 15.3K engagements

"Well this is no good"
X Link 2025-10-14T20:16Z 72.7K followers, 13.7K engagements

"People are really stepping up to wha is now called The Whitney Houston Challenge"
X Link 2025-10-14T23:50Z 72.7K followers, 26K engagements

"Michael lost the part to Mel Gibson all because he yelled Shamone instead of "Alba gu brth"
X Link 2025-10-16T15:20Z 72.7K followers, 11.5K engagements

"Yepthis is all I hear"
X Link 2025-10-17T12:44Z 72.9K followers, 762.7K engagements

"PTO gone for the year Never fear. Its hero time"
X Link 2025-10-17T13:48Z 72.8K followers, 294.6K engagements

"Even if he didn't do it he heard about it"
X Link 2025-10-18T21:03Z 72.7K followers, 21.7K engagements

"The only thing I hearor can handlein small doses"
X Link 2025-10-19T20:52Z 72.8K followers, 360.8K engagements

"Well bless her heart"
X Link 2025-10-20T14:47Z 72.7K followers, [----] engagements

"Then I guess its not our Bentley is it"
X Link 2025-10-21T02:59Z 72.8K followers, [----] engagements

"Somehow this exact pitcher was somehow simultaneously in 86% of American homes during the year 1978"
X Link 2025-10-21T16:14Z 72.7K followers, [----] engagements

"Between [----] and [----] an estimated 86% of American households had this pitcher. The other 14% borrowed it from a neighbor"
X Link 2025-10-21T17:05Z 72.7K followers, [----] engagements

"All of them work for me"
X Link 2025-10-23T15:18Z 72.8K followers, 12.2K engagements

"13 y/o me: Don't tell me what to do [--] y/o me: Can someone lay out exactly what I need to do in order with footnotes and maybe a diagram"
X Link 2025-10-23T18:33Z 72.7K followers, [----] engagements

"I found them The Frosted Mega Wheats"
X Link 2025-10-24T13:07Z 72.8K followers, [----] engagements

"Serenity now"
X Link 2025-10-24T21:30Z 72.8K followers, 14.2K engagements

"Work smart your back will thank you"
X Link 2025-10-25T20:51Z 72.7K followers, 11.7K engagements

"That moment when you're desperately hoping the guy ahead of you in the buffet doesnt take the last pigeon"
X Link 2025-10-26T13:23Z 72.8K followers, [----] engagements

"Brace yourself"
X Link 2025-10-28T16:05Z 72.8K followers, 29.1K engagements

"Mega church observations"
X Link 2025-10-29T15:30Z 72.9K followers, 45.7K engagements

"Are we sure theyre being introduced to the real Jesusthe one who calls them first and foremost to repent of their sins take up their cross and follow him. Or do they hear about [--] ways to take control of their busy lives or enjoy a series of a Summer At The Movies where speakers use generalized analogies from a scripted story line to help people become better people"
X Link 2025-10-29T17:00Z 72.8K followers, [----] engagements

"Bradley Cooper's transformation into Barry Manilow is now approximately 73% complete. Bradley youre only [--] years oldis this really necessary"
X Link 2025-10-29T18:55Z 72.9K followers, 10.4K engagements

"Remember: every time that Christmas is mentioned in November Santa is forced to execute another elf. Save the elves for Christmas sake"
X Link 2025-11-02T19:43Z 72.9K followers, 10.7K engagements

"POV: Youve just been thrown off a balcony by The Beatles"
X Link 2025-11-03T16:10Z 72.9K followers, [----] engagements

"Oh myits Jason Bourne Jovi hes slippery when wet and lethal when provoked"
X Link 2025-11-03T18:01Z 72.9K followers, [----] engagements

"When you crop dust an aisle at the store and walk away hearing the gasps of your victims"
X Link 2025-11-03T21:30Z 72.9K followers, [----] engagements

"@braves2430 See you Brett"
X Link 2025-11-03T22:47Z 72.9K followers, [---] engagements

"You know youre right this DOES seem like the perfect place to put a playground"
X Link 2025-11-04T17:01Z 72.9K followers, [----] engagements

"When someone tries to give me advice but their birth year starts with a 2"
X Link 2025-11-04T21:06Z 72.9K followers, [----] engagements

"Why yes Donna. I AM doing the dishes. And I have a casserole in the oven too. #SoundUp #DogsofTwittter"
X Link 2025-11-06T14:48Z 72.9K followers, [----] engagements

""He who farts in church sits in his own pew." - Confucius"
X Link 2025-11-07T20:23Z 72.9K followers, [----] engagements

"What a deal"
X Link 2025-11-07T20:30Z 72.9K followers, 65K engagements

"Test confirmed what her womb spine bladder and ankles have been screaming for months"
X Link 2025-11-09T20:03Z 72.9K followers, [---] engagements

"We read them tossed them and now theyre selling. Who among us predicted this Not I"
X Link 2025-11-14T16:14Z 72.9K followers, [----] engagements

"When you just sat down and someone asks you to get up and do something"
X Link 2025-11-14T17:27Z 72.9K followers, [----] engagements

"@deenixon122216 I remember them. Cant say I thought back then to save them to sell almost [--] years ago"
X Link 2025-11-14T22:49Z 72.9K followers, [--] engagements

"A scene that still gives goosebumps all these years later"
X Link 2025-11-16T02:26Z 72.9K followers, 165.6K engagements

"Found out when I was dating her that she was seeing someone else on the side"
X Link 2025-11-16T17:44Z 72.9K followers, 17.3K engagements

"This is the carbon copy of every Maid of Honor speech Ive survived while officiating weddings"
X Link 2025-11-16T22:46Z 72.9K followers, [----] engagements

"Imagine how disappointed a mighty wolf would be if it discovered its descendant would be a Pomeranian. That's how your grandpa feels when he sees your man bun"
X Link 2025-11-17T02:33Z 72.9K followers, 11.7K engagements

"What a great prayer meeting we had last night. We had [--] people in attendance and [--] people got saved"
X Link 2025-11-17T14:30Z 72.9K followers, [----] engagements

"But you're still coming to work right"
X Link 2025-11-17T23:23Z 72.9K followers, [----] engagements

"@MLBNetwork Whoever offers him the most money. Theres no such thing as team loyalty anymore"
X Link 2025-11-18T17:19Z 72.9K followers, [---] engagements

"Calling all old-school gamers: who had this game or one like it And which teams came with yours This is the catalog pic of mine and it was the Jets vs. Colts. Under the tree Christmas morning 1970"
X Link 2025-11-18T18:51Z 72.9K followers, [----] engagements

"Todays moment of Zen"
X Link 2025-11-20T14:08Z 72.9K followers, [----] engagements

"Its the law"
X Link 2025-11-20T14:58Z 72.9K followers, [----] engagements

"Thanks for yet another reminder of how old Ive gotten"
X Link 2025-11-20T17:24Z 72.9K followers, [----] engagements

"Ahbrings back warm memories from our childhood Thanksgiving dinners doesnt it"
X Link 2025-11-20T21:09Z 72.9K followers, [----] engagements

"When youre about to dig into Thanksgiving Dinner and someone says Hey before we eat let's go around the table and each say what we're thankful for"
X Link 2025-11-21T13:38Z 72.9K followers, [----] engagements

"One of many reasons I stopped watching the NBA years ago. Most of the games look like a glorified game of pick-up-ball (as we used to call it). If youve stopped watching the NBA give me some of your reasons. #NBA"
X Link 2025-11-22T16:19Z 72.9K followers, 15.1K engagements

"As we approach Thanksgiving lets all remember the first rule of family gatherings: Never carpool to chaos. True freedom is four wheels and a full tank. #ThanksgivingTablescape"
X Link 2025-11-23T23:42Z 72.9K followers, [----] engagements

"Zero sugar. Zero caffeine. Cokes like: We took out the only two reasons you were here"
X Link 2025-11-25T02:43Z 72.9K followers, 12.6K engagements

"Im so proud of these young ladiesthey survived a bear attack and deserved to treat themselves with some ice cream"
X Link 2025-11-26T13:53Z 72.9K followers, [----] engagements

"Freshly squeezed orange juice GenX style. #GenX"
X Link 2025-11-28T15:09Z 72.9K followers, [----] engagements

"And even though this delicious food will be gone in a few hours yall are the love thatll never leave me never let me fall"
X Link 2025-11-29T16:38Z 72.9K followers, [----] engagements

"Marys knowledge was far deeper than the song implies. Gabriel had already declared her child the Son of the Most High heir to Davids throne destined to reign forever (Luke 1:3233). Her Magnificat (Luke 1:4655) shows her scriptural fluency echoing Hannah the Psalms and the prophets as she celebrates Gods covenant faithfulness. When she later pondered these things (Luke 2:19 51) it was not ignorance but affirmation: she knew she bore the promised Messiah"
X Link 2025-11-30T00:49Z 72.9K followers, [---] engagements

"I totally agree that theres a huge difference between knowing something theologically and then having it hit you at a heart level when you live it out - Mary surely experienced that deepening wonder over the years (Luke 2:19 51). The problem with the song isnt that it depicts Mary as growing in her understanding or being awestruck by the unfolding events. The problem is that many of the specific questions the song asks are things Luke clearly tells us Mary had already been told and already believed before Jesus was even born. Examples: Mary did you knowthat your baby boy has come to make you"
X Link 2025-11-30T18:39Z 72.9K followers, [--] engagements

"Chris has one driving goal in life and a fascinating 3-step action plan on how to make that goal become a reality"
X Link 2025-12-01T18:57Z 73K followers, [----] engagements

"Ladies do your best to avoid the cute but cognitively bankrupt type"
X Link 2025-12-03T00:45Z 73.2K followers, 305.3K engagements

"Rudolphs rampage"
X Link 2025-12-03T17:04Z 73.1K followers, [----] engagements

"There's a time and place for fruit cake: Never and in the trash"
X Link 2025-12-04T02:10Z 73K followers, [----] engagements

"Sooner or later someone had to put together the Star Wars/Elf mashup"
X Link 2025-12-05T18:10Z 73.2K followers, 147.8K engagements

"I love how John Travoltas quietly doing nursing-home tours and giving these ladies the dance they deserved back in 77"
X Link 2025-12-07T04:03Z 73K followers, [----] engagements

"The gap between [----] and [----] is the same as the gap between [----] and WWII. Thats right our 80s soundtrack is as remote now as their big band was to us then. Time is rude like that"
X Link 2025-12-08T05:07Z 73.2K followers, [----] engagements

"The typical South Carolina Baptist church search committee member looking for a new Preacher"
X Link 2025-12-10T16:09Z 73.2K followers, 34.1K engagements

"The ultimate not knowing what to do with your hands. But she did this in only one takemost people don't know that"
X Link 2025-12-10T19:38Z 73K followers, [----] engagements

"First rule of cutting-edge Childrens Church superheroes: establish dominance"
X Link 2025-12-11T15:40Z 73.3K followers, 22.6K engagements

"Cashier: That'll be $19.94. Me: pulls out a $50 bill Casheir: Im so sorry but we've had a problem with counterfeit bills. Do you have anything smaller Me: pulls out a $25 bill"
X Link 2025-12-12T01:05Z 73.3K followers, 3.2M engagements

"Few things age you faster than seeing some of your childhood Christmas gifts in a museum exhibit. #Christmasgifts #Christmas"
X Link 2025-12-12T17:04Z 73.1K followers, [----] engagements

"The earliest known image of Keith Richards c. [----] CE. #RollingStones"
X Link 2025-12-13T23:19Z 73.2K followers, 19.9K engagements

"Major propssinging in every key at the same time is not an easy thing to do"
X Link 2025-12-15T19:54Z 73.3K followers, 95.3K engagements

"Ozempic finally hit the North Pole: Santas off cookies and onto couture this year"
X Link 2025-12-16T03:01Z 73.3K followers, [----] engagements

"When you go all in on alphabetizing your life starting with your car"
X Link 2025-12-17T16:03Z 73.2K followers, [----] engagements

"#Christmas #Christmasgifts #60s"
X Link 2025-12-17T19:56Z 73.3K followers, [----] engagements

"No disputing this basic law of the Christmas season. #Christmas #EggNog"
X Link 2025-12-19T16:09Z 73.3K followers, [----] engagements

"He is as right as rain. Hot take: Im not a fan of the multi-site church model. Actually I hate it. (even more today than ever as Hope Church land and building we've been renting has been bought by a mega multi-site church) And before someone jumps inthis isnt coming from the outside looking in. I Hot take: Im not a fan of the multi-site church model. Actually I hate it. (even more today than ever as Hope Church land and building we've been renting has been bought by a mega multi-site church) And before someone jumps inthis isnt coming from the outside looking in. I"
X Link 2025-12-19T17:05Z 73.3K followers, [----] engagements

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