# ![@LMPD Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::18904764.png) @LMPD LMPD

LMPD posts on X about in the, if you, alert, return the most. They currently have [-------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [------] engagements in the last [--] hours.

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### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"Were hiring. Check us out (or dont whatever) But were pretty awesome. #LMPD http://LMPDjobs.com http://LMPDjobs.com"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015898531563794841)  2026-01-26T21:23Z 119.1K followers, 135.4K engagements


"From our WORLD CLASS AWARD-WINNING water company. Heed what they say. (For LMPD HR- heed means to pay close attention to) #LMPD"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2016187795589444044)  2026-01-27T16:33Z 119.1K followers, 50.2K engagements


"There is 100% the weather stays below freezing today and for the foreseeable future. Theres a 0% chance your Kia Optima is ready to travel. Keep her home for now. #LMPDSnowThoughts"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2016223512365576319)  2026-01-27T18:55Z 119.1K followers, 94.2K engagements


"Official Flyer: #LMPD #MissingPersons"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2016908777220403306)  2026-01-29T16:18Z 119.1K followers, 26.1K engagements


"Remembering our fallen brother on this day. Zach you are always with us. 115B your legacy for doing for others still shines daily. Rest Easy Zach. We Have The Watch. 💙 #LMPD #OneMetroOneMission #BeLikeZach #FirstDivision #NeverForget #Hero #Family"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2001604680015839443)  2025-12-18T10:45Z 117.3K followers, [----] engagements


"Snow has officially started and Louisville is already driving like theyve never seen frozen water before. Buckle up your favorite police department is here with updates warnings and mild emotional support"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015189163402744277)  2026-01-24T22:25Z 117.9K followers, 27.9K engagements


"BREAKING: The roads have been slick since about 2:30pm. Louisvilles collective driving skills have dropped by 87%. LMPD has responded to [--] accidents so far. Confidence remains unjustified"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015190570444964097)  2026-01-24T22:30Z 117.9K followers, 139.8K engagements


"If youre driving this tank right now we need you to go home. Not tomorrow. Not later. Right now. Your wheel drive isnt built for this battle"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015191409507049904)  2026-01-24T22:34Z 117.9K followers, 15.7K engagements


"If you see us on the road tonight please slow down and give us space. Not because were delicate. But because none of us want to fall in front of you and end up on TikTok"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015193255449620963)  2026-01-24T22:41Z 117.9K followers, 13.6K engagements


"Breaking news: The entire Jefferson County snow routes have had their [--] pass. Many more scheduled. This does not mean its safe to drive its [--] outside"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015202912264147447)  2026-01-24T23:19Z 117.9K followers, 10.1K engagements


"LMPD Seek-n-find challenge: [--] guy in shorts [--] lady walking her yorkie in a parka the size of a mattress [--] Toyota Corolla acting like its invincible [--] lifted F-250 in the ditch"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015203580593017094)  2026-01-24T23:22Z 117.9K followers, 80.4K engagements


"To the person drifting like its Fast & Furious: Snow Drift edition. Sir this is a Wendys parking lot chill"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015205893474754891)  2026-01-24T23:31Z 117.9K followers, 22K engagements


"Please record all officers you observe walking gingerly in the snow they could fall at any second. (DM us for credit 📸) #GodBlessTheirKnees #FightingForTheirLife"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015208357494190529)  2026-01-24T23:41Z 117.9K followers, 13.7K engagements


"Theres enough snow on the ground now where we start seeing people using the craziest things as shovels. a pizza pan a broken rake grandmas cookie sheet (Nanna wants that back BTW) pure hopes and dreams -good luck yall"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015208938984112308)  2026-01-24T23:43Z 118.2K followers, 16.9K engagements


"Warming your car up for [--] minutes is a sign of weakness. Your car doesnt need to warm up you do. Ask the kids say: No 🧢"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015209853652725810)  2026-01-24T23:47Z 117.9K followers, 13.2K engagements


"If youre going out to Taco Bell because youre dense and cant read a weather report please get us a Mexican Pizza combo with a Coke Zero and fire sauce. K thx. 😘 (Stay Home)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015210458509099157)  2026-01-24T23:49Z 118.3K followers, 234K engagements


"Happening now in Okolona: Someone is out there trying to pull a stuck car with a lawnmower again. Please stop. Go inside"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015217825716015512)  2026-01-25T00:19Z 117.9K followers, 315.2K engagements


"Reports from Old Louisville indicate: People are taking aesthetic snow pics for Instagram instead of watching where theyre walking. Tag us though. 📸"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015218435546828939)  2026-01-25T00:21Z 117.9K followers, 14.6K engagements


"To the old guy in Middletown thats shoveled his driveway [--] times already. May your heart hold out king. 🫡"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015218886333911150)  2026-01-25T00:23Z 117.9K followers, 26.3K engagements


"This snowstorm is actually part of the @LouisvilleMayors safety plan. Literally ZERO crime being reported right now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015227687099330695)  2026-01-25T00:58Z 117.9K followers, 52.5K engagements


"People were seeing right now part 4: The Slide Artist Not meaning to drift But drifting anyway. Every turn is a gamble. We thought Louisville was done with drifting. Were gonna seize your car for [--] months bro Good luck"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015229517241975134)  2026-01-25T01:05Z 117.9K followers, 17.7K engagements


"Its time cook our surrounding counties: Heres looking at you Oldham. Stay away from our Costco go get your own. Thats our toilet paper"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015230682226704784)  2026-01-25T01:10Z 118.2K followers, 24.1K engagements


"Hold my beer -the official winter response plan of Bullitt County"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015231005607567694)  2026-01-25T01:11Z 117.9K followers, 34.3K engagements


"Southern Indiana residents are pissed bc people are still drifting their way to the boat. #YouGotToKnowWhenToFoldm"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015231323418361877)  2026-01-25T01:12Z 117.9K followers, 19.6K engagements


"Clarksville Indiana residents are not stuck in snow - theyre stuck in the endless construction mess"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015231558358094009)  2026-01-25T01:13Z 117.9K followers, 21.1K engagements


"Jeffersonville peeps - stay off the big [--] bridge were claiming it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015231803888419149)  2026-01-25T01:14Z 117.9K followers, 22K engagements


"Everyone thinks its the snow causing problems in LaGrange - No its literally trains you have going directly through the middle of your town"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015232912828842025)  2026-01-25T01:19Z 118.2K followers, 31.9K engagements


"Radcliff is getting reports of people drifting in HUMVEES. Okay yall. Slay 💅"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015233121428332709)  2026-01-25T01:19Z 117.9K followers, 22.4K engagements


"The sudden urge to go through a White Castle drive thru and order a crave case is unbelievable. #BigRedToo"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015283027929100421)  2026-01-25T04:38Z 117.9K followers, 25.4K engagements


"Theres a dude on the Watterson RIGHT NOW driving 7mph with his hazards on youre braver than half our academy classes. Godspeed Snow Warrior. Hope you make it home safe. Were cheering you on from the Emergency Operations Center camera feeds"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015285870945812650)  2026-01-25T04:49Z 117.9K followers, 687.7K engagements


"BREAKING RIGHT NOW: If you must drive go slow. If you dont need to drive: stay home. If youre making a Waffle House run: bring us some. We want that All Star Special and those hashbrowns better be covered chunked capped AT LEAST"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015290289657655725)  2026-01-25T05:07Z 117.9K followers, 68.1K engagements


"All LMPD officers have been assigned a special tool to wipe snow off their police cruisers per the chief. (Its called their arm)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015291190535475250)  2026-01-25T05:10Z 117.9K followers, 37K engagements


"LMPD is starting our own SKYSCRAPER LIVE (we hope Netflix picks it up). Its about a LMPD cop in a rural division that has to make their way to a non-injury accident. (Its gonna take awhile)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015296035409551456)  2026-01-25T05:29Z 118.2K followers, 45.2K engagements


"@jubuspecialist He gonna learn today. J/K we love our Andy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015623625118777359)  2026-01-26T03:11Z 116.4K followers, [----] engagements


"@JackieDaytonuh http://Lmpdjobs.com http://Lmpdjobs.com"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015623760779301212)  2026-01-26T03:12Z 116.4K followers, [----] engagements


"@KySportsRadio"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015850826779017708)  2026-01-26T18:14Z 117.4K followers, 15.9K engagements


"@Miami #LMPD"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015897223012212836)  2026-01-26T21:18Z 117.4K followers, 10.6K engagements


"RT @CBSEveningNews: As winter weather caused chaos across Louisville the police departments official X account @LMPD leaned into humor"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015976142981787967)  2026-01-27T02:32Z 115.7K followers, [---] engagements


"@CBSEveningNews We have the 🔑 to the account and theres nothing HR can do about it. (Probably)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015976357230993647)  2026-01-27T02:33Z 117.3K followers, 29.6K engagements


"@CBSEveningNews What happens to bro in the background at 1m17s mark. Chat clip that pls"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015976871943418274)  2026-01-27T02:35Z 117.4K followers, 27.7K engagements


"RT @LMPD: Bro ok"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2016019706008727755)  2026-01-27T05:25Z 115.6K followers, [---] engagements


"RT @LouisvilleMayor: I want to take a moment to give a huge shoutout to our Snow Team. This drone video captures our crews performing an e"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2016252016935219668)  2026-01-27T20:48Z 117.9K followers, [--] engagements


"RT @louisvillewater: 🚧 Heads up Seneca Park customers Cannons Lane is blocked at Willis Avenue/Pee Wee Reese Road due to a water main br"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2016553996731748814)  2026-01-28T16:48Z 117.9K followers, [--] engagements


"Friendly reminder: If you only clear a tiny circle of windshield to drive youre not saving time. Youre piloting a submarine. On land. In public. Stop that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015192726321381758)  2026-01-24T22:39Z 119.1K followers, 190.5K engagements


"Parents: We know the kids are home. We know they might miss some school next week. We know theyre loud. We know theyre already eating yellow snow. Stay strong. You are the real heroes of this storm. May the odds be forever in your favor"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015193537646649803)  2026-01-24T22:42Z 119.1K followers, 16.9K engagements


"Tonights forecast: 100% chance somebody in a lifted truck will be sideways in a ditch 70% chance theyll tell us Im good bro I got it 0% chance they actually got it Also 0% chance were helping. J/k. Taking pics first though"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015195401129738553)  2026-01-24T22:49Z 118.3K followers, 61.1K engagements


"If youre thinking about running to @kroger real quick dont. There is nothing quick happening anywhere in this city right now. Your bread will survive without you. You missed your window and you know it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015196359180034234)  2026-01-24T22:53Z 119.1K followers, 109.4K engagements


"Shame on anyone that uses #DoorDash tonight"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015196529892425956)  2026-01-24T22:54Z 119.2K followers, 1.4M engagements


"And we mean this in all sincerity. Some 17yo kid sliding to your crib so you can have Taco Bell is shameful and you know it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015196844972732495)  2026-01-24T22:55Z 119.1K followers, 147.6K engagements


"We just had a Kia Soul pass a salt truck on Preston Highway. Bold move Cotton. You do you King"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015206510486344025)  2026-01-24T23:34Z 119K followers, 244.9K engagements


"POV: It took you [--] minutes to dress your kid and theyre only outside playing for [--] minutes before retreating back inside to fetch the tablet"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015207276668137832)  2026-01-24T23:37Z 118.3K followers, 11.8K engagements


"Tonights a good night to snuggle up with a #FreidaMcFadden book with boo and chill. The Crash seems appropriate given the weather"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015212709168484750)  2026-01-24T23:58Z 118.3K followers, 11.8K engagements


"To the the Weatherman Wannabe Driving one-handed while livestreaming the storm on Facebook. Maam focus. We know its snowing. Nobody cares"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015226746094715290)  2026-01-25T00:54Z 118.3K followers, 44.9K engagements


"People were seeing right now part 3: Grandpa in his Buick going 10mph rn. Pops knows hes in a tank but hes still taking it slowly. Respek 🫡"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015229158192750845)  2026-01-25T01:04Z 119K followers, 24.5K engagements


"People in Mt Washington have emptied the shelves at their Kroger. Good dont come to Fern Creek tho"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015232104351596923)  2026-01-25T01:15Z 119.1K followers, 22.3K engagements


"People in Bardstown too drunk on Bourbon to notice the blizzard. NGL we a little jelly"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015233791162290389)  2026-01-25T01:22Z 119.1K followers, 93.1K engagements


"To all our neighbors: We love you. We appreciate you. We are deeply entertained by your driving decisions. Stay warm stay safe and stay off emergency snow routesyes even you Indiana"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015234031508467971)  2026-01-25T01:23Z 118.3K followers, 29.7K engagements


"Breaking: Were putting plows on all #TARC busses. The snow has no power here"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015255298764689457)  2026-01-25T02:47Z 119K followers, 26.8K engagements


"So. Youve made it to Late night tweets with LMPD. Congratulationsbuckle your seatbelts"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015285369562894781)  2026-01-25T04:47Z 118.3K followers, 80.3K engagements


"Roads are super slick. Visibility is low. And yes Karen your 2-wheel drive Kia Soul is not built for this. Please go home"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015286142405333218)  2026-01-25T04:50Z 119.1K followers, 80K engagements


"ATTENTION SUBARU OWNERS: This is your friendly reminder that AWD is not a personality and its definitely not a forcefield. You too can hit a guardrail"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015289596381192335)  2026-01-25T05:04Z 119.1K followers, 530K engagements


"For the record the entire LMPD Executive Command Staff is in their beds asleep. -just wanted to point that out. Signed beat cops everywhere"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015291588654641221)  2026-01-25T05:12Z 118.3K followers, 45K engagements


"Stop bragging that you grew up driving in worse. This aint Buffalo Steve. This is Louisville. We panic when Kroger runs out of milk. -On a side note who drinks whole milk bc theres literally none left. Thanks"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015292101341126682)  2026-01-25T05:14Z 119.1K followers, 84.6K engagements


"If youre reading this right now instead of sleeping same. Misery loves company. Lets ride this blizzard out together. When JCPS calls off schools all of next week all parents will be at the bar. Get a Uber"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015293274307678263)  2026-01-25T05:18Z 119K followers, 45.1K engagements


"Our plow trucks are out all night. Our officers are out all night. If youre texting your ex all night thats between you and your therapist. Leave us alone"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015293849766113593)  2026-01-25T05:21Z 118.3K followers, 47.8K engagements


"Your Tesla battery when you run the heat for [--] minutes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015297161240420798)  2026-01-25T05:34Z 118.3K followers, 59.8K engagements


"Its 12:36am. If youre driving right now youre either essential unhinged or on a mission for Taco Bell. God bless all three"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015297766323286059)  2026-01-25T05:36Z 118.4K followers, 123.2K engagements


"ON THE SCANNER: Someone just drove past 114Adam doing 14mph sideways. Louisville go home. Youre drunk"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015298066668990578)  2026-01-25T05:37Z 118.3K followers, 71.9K engagements


"Whose wipers are making that god-awful scraping noise rn"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015298356453540345)  2026-01-25T05:39Z 118.3K followers, 60K engagements


"We are opening a museum with all the cars we pulled off the emergency snow route. The auction is in the Spring"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015298664479027321)  2026-01-25T05:40Z 118.3K followers, 64.4K engagements


"611Charlie is reporting that the roads are more slippery than butter in a skillet. Whatever the hell that means (we hired him from Bowling Green)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015299079656353941)  2026-01-25T05:41Z 119.1K followers, 104.4K engagements


"STOP PASSING SNOWPLOW TRUCKS"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015299254407832035)  2026-01-25T05:42Z 118.3K followers, 73.8K engagements


"Come ride with us down Broadway from the safety of your cell phone screen"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015476818795536846)  2026-01-25T17:28Z 118.4K followers, 202.2K engagements


"Who wants to see one of our finest completely wipe out at #JoeCreasonPark"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015514302120177824)  2026-01-25T19:57Z 119.2K followers, 679.9K engagements


"Special shout to this 100lb Chevy Spark thats out here DoorDashing. SMH"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015515640170242255)  2026-01-25T20:02Z 119.1K followers, 158.1K engagements


"Teamwork makes the dream work (or you coulda stayed home)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015516404489797704)  2026-01-25T20:05Z 119.1K followers, 71.5K engagements


"Update: it just got stuck in NuLu (go figure). Officers picked it up and put it back on the roadway"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015516844967215434)  2026-01-25T20:07Z 119.1K followers, 67.9K engagements


"Shout out to the officers in the 4th for finding this vehicle (that found the curb). We DIDNT write that message on the window. 😉"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015525466136846647)  2026-01-25T20:41Z 119.1K followers, 67.6K engagements


"One of our GoPros was assaulted by an officer with a shovel. Everythings 10-86. (Side note listen to the motorist absolutely mash the gas pedal as he gets unstuck. Sir you shouldnt be out here and you know it)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015527681345884334)  2026-01-25T20:50Z 119.1K followers, 1M engagements


"NGL were a little upset with the projected forecast vs what we actually got. Lets take a deep dive with LMPD on our thoughts"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015530868727558353)  2026-01-25T21:03Z 119.1K followers, 76.4K engagements


"Shoutout to our local Mopar crew thats actually staying indoors during the blizzard. Its about time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015531688168661449)  2026-01-25T21:06Z 119.1K followers, 62.2K engagements


"Even though we only got [--] the city still folded like a lawn chair. Give our meteorologists a break"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015532049772191893)  2026-01-25T21:07Z 119.2K followers, 102.1K engagements


"SPOTTED IN THE HIGHLANDS: Officers are using their issued riot shields to sled down Dog Hill in Cherokee Park. Dont let the chief see ya"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015532413514846597)  2026-01-25T21:09Z 119.1K followers, 76K engagements


"Nothing infuriates our officers more than when were pushing your 300lb electric vehicle out of the ditch and you roll down the window to say almost got it. Sir please close your mouth"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015534246685774141)  2026-01-25T21:16Z 119.1K followers, 95.4K engagements


"DO YOU WANT TO SEE A SNOWBALL FIGHT"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015534425094738209)  2026-01-25T21:17Z 119.1K followers, 64.8K engagements


"We get paid to do this. Haters are gonna hate"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015534852510990387)  2026-01-25T21:18Z 119.1K followers, 82K engagements


"SNOWBALL FIGHT. LETS GOOOOO"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015534961739063480)  2026-01-25T21:19Z 119.1K followers, 71.8K engagements


"Listen closely. Youre going hear the SOUNDS OF OUR COMMUNITY. Ahhh to be a kid again. Ok Jayden Brayden and Caiden stop throwing snowballs at us were tired"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015535358557946259)  2026-01-25T21:20Z 119.2K followers, 84.8K engagements


"We aint even got the GOOD GOOD snow. We got that free sample at Costco snow. And were still out here losing our minds like its Snowmageddon [----]. Calm down people. It aint that deep (literally)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015536827034116408)  2026-01-25T21:26Z 119.2K followers, 97.4K engagements


"To the driver on the Watterson thats driving like they have star power from Mario Kart were starting a tow truck your way sir. We know whats coming"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015537127426011481)  2026-01-25T21:27Z 119.2K followers, 147.9K engagements


"Who wants to see a police car get unstuck"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015538122705047929)  2026-01-25T21:31Z 119.1K followers, 85.3K engagements


"Breaking: Officer Cantdriveforcrap got high-sided in an embankment. Way to make us look cool bro"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015538520568336853)  2026-01-25T21:33Z 119.2K followers, 632.2K engagements


"Officer Richardson is so tired he accidentally did a welfare check on a statue in downtown. Go home sir"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015539478954185060)  2026-01-25T21:37Z 119.2K followers, 189K engagements


"If your car is stuck stay put. An LMPD officer will be along shortly to push pull lift drag or simply judge you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015540559973175330)  2026-01-25T21:41Z 119.1K followers, 183.3K engagements


"Pic [--] - MetroSafe Police Dispatchers Pic [--] - MetroSafe Call-takers The real goats of the [----] blizzard. Working. Their. Butts. Off. Show them some love"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015548750123393239)  2026-01-25T22:14Z 119.1K followers, 116.3K engagements


"We. Get. Paid. To. Do. This. Job. http://Lmpdjobs.com http://Lmpdjobs.com"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015554407069294841)  2026-01-25T22:36Z 119.2K followers, 129.2K engagements


"Sgts Moore and Ball out here in the side-by-side getting work done (not really)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015573247840981255)  2026-01-25T23:51Z 118.4K followers, 95K engagements


"The nightfall is approaching. Mischief will be had. Maybe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015573463256178806)  2026-01-25T23:52Z 119.1K followers, 90.5K engagements


"Omni looking purrdy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015575491940360595)  2026-01-26T00:00Z 119.1K followers, 89.4K engagements


"Uhhh in case you were wondering our Crime Scene Unit discovered that their uniforms will in fact freeze and stand up on its own. The more you know"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015577534071439785)  2026-01-26T00:08Z 119.1K followers, 130.5K engagements


"Night shift shenanigans are starting around here and were here for it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015610546691666167)  2026-01-26T02:19Z 119.1K followers, 90.3K engagements


"Weve pushed so many cars today the officers are adding personal trainer to their rsums. Dont skip leg day"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015612179278356600)  2026-01-26T02:26Z 119.1K followers, 105.1K engagements


"Someone just asked if snowchains were like necklaces for tires. I cant do this anymore were exhausted"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015612532472324234)  2026-01-26T02:27Z 119.2K followers, 123K engagements


"PRP residents woke up like roads look fine and then immediately high-centering their Camrys on a snow drift. Stay home"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015613136636690608)  2026-01-26T02:29Z 119.1K followers, 93.9K engagements


"Valley Stations official snowplow is still just Gary in a lifted Ram doing donuts. Damn it Gary do you ever run out of gas"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015613383064625166)  2026-01-26T02:30Z 119.2K followers, 107.3K engagements


"Highlands folks taking walkable neighborhood a little too seriously seen three people skiing to Heine Bros on Bardstown rd then immediately falling on their butts. Serves you right stay home"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015613681900400897)  2026-01-26T02:32Z 119.1K followers, 98.2K engagements


"Speeding tickets issued today - 0"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015615263123661134)  2026-01-26T02:38Z 119.1K followers, 123.1K engagements


"HR has requested our social media team meet with them at [----] tomorrow - bro thats way too early and were sleeping in anyways. Its been a long weekend"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015616135090032694)  2026-01-26T02:41Z 119.1K followers, 401.3K engagements


"Officers are trying to stream the Rams/Seahawks game but these Altimas keep hitting guardrails. Knock it off people were done for the night"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015616917944324428)  2026-01-26T02:44Z 119.2K followers, 225.1K engagements


"OFFICER UPDATE: Officer Cantdriveforcrap from our pinned video is ok. His ego is bruised after the video went viral but thats his problem"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015617336716190030)  2026-01-26T02:46Z 119.1K followers, 206.4K engagements


"Karen and Chad are demanding us to log out but they dont understand that we stay locked in. 🔒"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015617850904318399)  2026-01-26T02:48Z 119.2K followers, 148.1K engagements


"You all should see the absolute FISHTAILS in our Cracker Barrel parking lots"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015619791558455367)  2026-01-26T02:56Z 119.2K followers, 123.3K engagements


"If you want to know why your car insurance looks as high as your student loans we encourage you check out any interstate Trimarc camera. Its Carmageddon. Stay home"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015621126479602016)  2026-01-26T03:01Z 119.2K followers, 162.7K engagements


"Two days of snow in Louisville: zero lessons learned hundreds of cars stuck officers doing Olympic-level sled pushes and half the state arguing with physics. We laughed we cried we questioned humanity. Thanks for the content Louisville. Yall are wild. See you tomorrow"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015621767134359655)  2026-01-26T03:04Z 119.2K followers, 252.6K engagements


"Apparently brushing off HR isnt an option. Wish us luck (or dont)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015788964737687833)  2026-01-26T14:08Z 119.2K followers, 186.6K engagements


"BREAKING: HR has set a meeting with the Social Media Team today at noon. Chat are we cooked"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015825474312655085)  2026-01-26T16:33Z 119.1K followers, 551.9K engagements


"HR told us to bring our phones. We dont think they meant it the way we took it. Anyway this may be our last transmission. 🫡❄ #PrayForUs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015830871354290475)  2026-01-26T16:55Z 119.2K followers, 198.2K engagements


"What a long boring hallway to our doom. Weve decided to LIVE TWEET the incident. Wish us luck"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015831985491464402)  2026-01-26T16:59Z 119.1K followers, 123.6K engagements


"Nothing human about this place tbh. Waiting to get called back"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015832711932338202)  2026-01-26T17:02Z 119.2K followers, 148.9K engagements


"Someone just walked by with a folder labeled Incident. We asked which incident. They said all of them"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015833017659298044)  2026-01-26T17:03Z 119.2K followers, 127.5K engagements


"HR opened with: So about the snow tweets. We said Which one They did not laugh"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015834538706940025)  2026-01-26T17:09Z 119.2K followers, 161.9K engagements


"HR asked Did you call an entire neighborhood a menace We said: Respectfully they slid a Toyota Camry into a Waffle House. They are not laughing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015836409739784215)  2026-01-26T17:17Z 119.2K followers, 281.4K engagements


"Ok Chat we have no choice. Giving the phone to HR. It was nice interacting with you all since"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015838252570206405)  2026-01-26T17:24Z 119.2K followers, 253.4K engagements


"As far as LMPDs Social Media Team is concerned we decided as a department to immediately"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015841204508733492)  2026-01-26T17:36Z 119.1K followers, 1.6M engagements


"We got the phone back CHAT HR is fast but we are faster. Were bouncing out of this meeting. BRB"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015841868219658342)  2026-01-26T17:38Z 119.2K followers, 222K engagements


"Wooooooow. They were big angry. We cant take a joke in [----] chat. There was some shall we say middle ground for both HR and The Social Team. (Or so they think)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015843788577444101)  2026-01-26T17:46Z 119.1K followers, 169.8K engagements


"HR said we need balance. So here is our balanced message (take it or leave it) Please drive safe. Stop abandoning cars. Stop doing donuts in front of officers. Stop skiing behind pickup trucks morons"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015844549675962528)  2026-01-26T17:49Z 119.1K followers, 284.1K engagements


"HR asked us we understand the seriousness of our actions. We nodded respectfully. Then asked if we could tweet that we nodded respectfully"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015845040283611319)  2026-01-26T17:51Z 119.2K followers, 197.7K engagements


"BOO THOSE PEOPLE THAT SAY BALANCED"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015846045054353562)  2026-01-26T17:55Z 119.2K followers, 187.8K engagements


"Ride around with us for a little bit (or dont we dont care)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015869032180682971)  2026-01-26T19:26Z 119.2K followers, 168.1K engagements


"What. Is. Going. On Should we start a hashtag to see if we can trend chat #LMPD"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015875378586193960)  2026-01-26T19:51Z 119.2K followers, 279.3K engagements


"Say HI to officers Stewart and Velazquez"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015877762276348164)  2026-01-26T20:01Z 119.2K followers, 763.4K engagements


"Oh yea. #LMPD"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015878687615242525)  2026-01-26T20:05Z 119.2K followers, 182.7K engagements


"Well that didnt take long. #LMPD"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015893913916105121)  2026-01-26T21:05Z 119.2K followers, 163.7K engagements


"You do you king. Sigh. 👀 #LMPD"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015927458487279931)  2026-01-26T23:18Z 119.1K followers, 200.5K engagements


"Even our mayor doesnt skip leg day. 🦵 Eventually the mayor just picks up the car and puts it back on the street. (Stop getting stuck people) @LouisvilleMayor #LMPD"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015957948254597198)  2026-01-27T01:20Z 119.2K followers, 133.1K engagements


"Good morning you beautiful people. Its a frigid cold day here in Louisville (it sucks). LMPD officers are out and about. Next tweet is a video of it. Watch it (or dont)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2016183929552646360)  2026-01-27T16:18Z 119.2K followers, 78.3K engagements


"So last month we got a new helicopter. It replaced the one we had which was pieced together by the Wright bros themselves. Its in the air rn and pics are incoming #LMPD"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2016190409693605960)  2026-01-27T16:43Z 119.2K followers, 108K engagements


"Its like Mr Rogers neighborhood. #LMPD"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2016190926427709951)  2026-01-27T16:45Z 119.2K followers, 48.6K engagements


"Why spend all that money on a snow blower when you can buy a $20 shovel and wreck your back like a normal adult #LMPDSnowThoughts"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2016220813913973222)  2026-01-27T18:44Z 119.2K followers, 73.6K engagements


"5.9 of snow in Louisville feels like [--] when youre pushing a Prius down Bardstown road. #LMPDSnowThoughts"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2016221143879889059)  2026-01-27T18:45Z 119.2K followers, 64.5K engagements


"@GSO_Police slid into our DMs to apologize for stealing one of our tweets. WE DO NOT CARE. Just make people laugh. We need a little more of that. #LMPD"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2016232454772719742)  2026-01-27T19:30Z 119.1K followers, 34.3K engagements


"Shoutout to the guy in a rear-wheel-drive Charger doing absolutely nothing except providing the city with comedic relief. Bro slid sideways for [---] feet like a figure skater who failed the audition. Were watching you on the traffic cams here at the operations center dying"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015531468491981167)  2026-01-25T21:05Z 119.1K followers, 745.9K engagements


"HR is scrolling. SCROLLING. We didnt realize how many tweets we actually did until we saw her finger moving like a slot machine. This is not good yall"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015835275461525566)  2026-01-26T17:12Z 119.1K followers, 310.6K engagements


"The last thing HR said to us before we bolted: Well be monitoring your posts. Posting this for them specifically: 👋😊"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015849975981162549)  2026-01-26T18:11Z 119.1K followers, 218.8K engagements


"Our cops dont skip leg day. 🦵 Another happy customer"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015871631499862025)  2026-01-26T19:37Z 119.1K followers, 176.7K engagements


"Bro ok @LMPD @CBSEveningNews Is he ok https://t.co/dZjv63FPiV @LMPD @CBSEveningNews Is he ok https://t.co/dZjv63FPiV"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015988636580270507)  2026-01-27T03:22Z 119.1K followers, 283.2K engagements


"This is K9 Enyo. Shes the queen around here. 💅 🐕 #LMPD #FarmingForLikes (Dont worry HR she was only outside for like [--] minutes)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2016204764384489699)  2026-01-27T17:40Z 119.1K followers, 95.2K engagements


"But if you do something so egregious that we actually have to get out of our car in this weather. Youre definitely getting a ticket. We dont make the rules. #LMPDSnowThoughts"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2016221860342517851)  2026-01-27T18:48Z 119.1K followers, 91.7K engagements


"6th Division officers are currently sledding again (pics later). Morale has never been higher. Proactive police work. well circle back on that mind your business. #LMPDSnowThoughts"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2016224144954704372)  2026-01-27T18:57Z 119.1K followers, 88.5K engagements


"🚨ENDANGERED MISSING PERSONS ALERT: Our Missing Persons Unit has issued a "Golden Alert" for Charles "Butch" Reed. He's [--]. Last seen on 1/28/26 at 4pm from the [----] blk of Carolyn Way. Mr. Reed has dementia & may be confused. This is his car. Call [---] or 574-LMPD (5673) #LMPD"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2016908704755359832)  2026-01-29T16:18Z 119.1K followers, 92K engagements


"Dreaming of sunshine while we freeze our toes off. ❄🌞 Come escape with us at the Louisville Boat RV & Sportshow this weekend @kyexpocenter Meet our officers and check out one of the coolest police boats around. 🚤✨ #LMPD #BringOnTheSun"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2016965770543088111)  2026-01-29T20:04Z 119.1K followers, 57.6K engagements


"🚨From our partners @TRIMARCTraffic @LouMetroES 2-vehicle collision causing issues on I-265NB at the 30.8MM in between LaGrange & Westport Rd. Expect delays if you are in that area. @News_AMFEMS is on scene. There are reported injuries. Have patience as you venture out. #LMPD"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2018401339743613137)  2026-02-02T19:09Z 119.1K followers, 16.1K engagements


"🚨See below from our partners @louisvillemsd for a situation in #louisville. #LMPS 🚨Traffic alert 🚨 We are performing an emergency manhole repair at [---] E. Broadway. Traffic control is on site. The crew is working in the center and left westbound lanes. https://t.co/PANhPeaPkW 🚨Traffic alert 🚨 We are performing an emergency manhole repair at [---] E. Broadway. Traffic control is on site. The crew is working in the center and left westbound lanes. https://t.co/PANhPeaPkW"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2018723886720749977)  2026-02-03T16:30Z 119.1K followers, 23.4K engagements


"🚨ENDANGERED MISSING PERSONS ALERT: Our Missing Persons Unit has issued a "Operation Return Home" for Melody Williams. She's [--]. Last seen on 2/2/26 in the [----] block of Ashby Landing Dr. She is without her medication which she needs daily. Call [---] or 574-LMPD (5673) #LMPD"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2019162617311367340)  2026-02-04T21:34Z 119.1K followers, 29.7K engagements


"Update from our partners at St. Matthews PD. They have located their missing persons. They are safe. #LMPD #SMPD #MissingPersons LENSAlert: The Golden Alert for Rowena Basurto has been cancelled. She was located safe. LENSAlert: The Golden Alert for Rowena Basurto has been cancelled. She was located safe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2020948533868650823)  2026-02-09T19:50Z 119.1K followers, 18.4K engagements


"LMPD has responded to [----] Hale Ave at Reynolds Consumer Products in reference to a bomb threat. LMPD's Bomb Squad is on scene. Updates here on X #LMPD"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/1782758950158442589)  2024-04-23T13:10Z 119.1K followers, [----] engagements


"If youre still lurking our postswere not done. Were about to go full feral like raccoon in a Waffle House dumpster. Whos here for it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015296798076669994)  2026-01-25T05:32Z 119.1K followers, 929.2K engagements


"Sam Darnold to the Superbowl"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015619085220946358)  2026-01-26T02:53Z 119.1K followers, 117.1K engagements


"We literally had a police department roast everything imaginable during the great blizzard of [----] before GTA6"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015623388761350148)  2026-01-26T03:10Z 119.1K followers, 202.5K engagements


"HR just said Give me the phone. We said No. They said YES. We said This is police property. They said Even worse"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015837128391868759)  2026-01-26T17:19Z 119.1K followers, 182K engagements


"Mayors Presser: Media is asking the mayor about LMPDs Social Media Team during Q&A. Oh god here we go. https://www.youtube.com/live/l3v7AoLr5dUsi=GVP3TlPJOaoZ8wXD https://www.youtube.com/live/l3v7AoLr5dUsi=GVP3TlPJOaoZ8wXD"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015855077123105121)  2026-01-26T18:31Z 119.1K followers, 214K engagements


"Correct accident data: (Sue us) [--] - non-injury [--] - injury = [--] Mistakes were made lets move on"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015860406422561137)  2026-01-26T18:52Z 119.1K followers, 149K engagements


"@LouisvilleMayor has OUR BACK haters"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015861659403776382)  2026-01-26T18:57Z 119.1K followers, 159.3K engagements


"Latewatch police sent us a few photos. Show them some love (or dont)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015863306737635692)  2026-01-26T19:03Z 119.1K followers, 161.7K engagements


"Did we get hacked Chat (The answer is no)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015866448187404714)  2026-01-26T19:16Z 119.1K followers, 241K engagements


"Listen up Louisville: Hypothermia doesnt care if you only ran out for a minute. In weather like this your body heat dips faster than south Louisville loses power on a windy day. 🧵 #LMPD"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015888879593611383)  2026-01-26T20:45Z 119.1K followers, 167.8K engagements


"🧵 If youre shivering uncontrollably confused or your fingers look like theyre auditioning for Frozen [--] get inside and warm up slowly. #LMPD"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015889084208521283)  2026-01-26T20:46Z 119.1K followers, 139.7K engagements


"🧵 DONT warm with a scorching shower not by sitting on your space heater and DEFINITELY not by toughing it out. Layer up stay dry check on your people and for the love of Dixie Highway wear socks"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015889475885253096)  2026-01-26T20:47Z 119.1K followers, 133.8K engagements


"📸 #LMPD Videographer this AM So peaceful. Ngl had a tear in our eye until the frickin thing froze up. 🥶 🦌"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015926763071721913)  2026-01-26T23:16Z 119.1K followers, 112.5K engagements


"DO NOT PURCHASE VIDEO-EDITING SOFTWARE FROM TEMU #LMPD #YouGetWhatYouPayFor"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015928696767438893)  2026-01-26T23:23Z 119.1K followers, 142.6K engagements


"#LMPD #KFCYUMCENTER @kfc_yumcenter"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015931412424122499)  2026-01-26T23:34Z 119.1K followers, 115.1K engagements


"Uhhhhhh here we go again. #LMPD"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015947050395873661)  2026-01-27T00:36Z 119.1K followers, 113.6K engagements


"📸 An LMPD Officer #LMPD"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015949366465327199)  2026-01-27T00:45Z 119.1K followers, 105K engagements


"From the email earlier. #LMPD https://www.cbsnews.com/video/louisville-police-department-has-fun-with-winter-storm-on-social-media/ https://www.cbsnews.com/video/louisville-police-department-has-fun-with-winter-storm-on-social-media/"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015958325163151470)  2026-01-27T01:21Z 119.1K followers, 235K engagements


"Idk @tonydokoupil well think about it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015958905667330441)  2026-01-27T01:23Z 119.1K followers, 111.7K engagements


"This is called aura farming. Give us likes (or dont it doesnt matter) #LMPD"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2016196124881662273)  2026-01-27T17:06Z 119.1K followers, 103.4K engagements


"If you accidentally slid through a stop sign today youre not going to get a ticket (probably). Just do us a favor and slow down. We dont want to get out of our cars unless absolutely necessary. #LMPDSnowThoughts"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2016221563691893079)  2026-01-27T18:47Z 119.1K followers, 100.4K engagements


"Good morning Louisville. (Not you LMPD HR)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2016505632174571704)  2026-01-28T13:36Z 119.1K followers, 240K engagements


"🚨 From our partners below @JCPSKY #LMPD ❄ NTI DAY Friday Jan. [--] will be an NTI day for JCPS students and staff. All athletic and extracurricular activities are canceled for Friday Saturday and Sunday. https://t.co/MCFYBZJPwC ❄ NTI DAY Friday Jan. [--] will be an NTI day for JCPS students and staff. All athletic and extracurricular activities are canceled for Friday Saturday and Sunday. https://t.co/MCFYBZJPwC"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2016959883401134256)  2026-01-29T19:41Z 119.1K followers, 54.3K engagements


"If you crash tonight doing donuts in a parking lot thats between you and Jesus. Were tired"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015294352948433226)  2026-01-25T05:23Z 119.1K followers, 7.2M engagements


"Louisville received about four inches of snow yet somehow every Honda Civic in the county has decided to reenact the Oregon Trail. Sir your vehicle has died of being a Honda Civic and now its in a ditch. A wrecker will be with you in [--] hours"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015531125733511247)  2026-01-25T21:04Z 119.1K followers, 1.3M engagements


"Good afternoon The LMPD wishes to apologize for the tone of our tweets over the last [--] hours. Our social feeds do not accurately reflect the entire department or this community"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015838921322643589)  2026-01-26T17:27Z 119.1K followers, 2M engagements


"Should the departments social media remain Balanced or stay unhinged Balanced Unhinged Balanced Unhinged"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2015845592451145800)  2026-01-26T17:53Z 119.1K followers, 456.9K engagements


"This dudes last name is Law. Officer Law. We cant make this stuff up. #LMPD"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015924304211263851)  2026-01-26T23:06Z 119.1K followers, 447.3K engagements


"How does Officer Cantdriveforcrap unwind after getting absolutely destroyed online for getting his cruiser stuck 🍺 #LMPD"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2015928188115845388)  2026-01-26T23:21Z 119.1K followers, 166.5K engagements


"*Good morning to everyone except LMPD HR"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2016184421645168693)  2026-01-27T16:19Z 119.1K followers, 123.6K engagements


"TL:DR - road still suck stay home"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2016185270861705286)  2026-01-27T16:23Z 119.1K followers, 43.6K engagements


"Thank you taxpayers"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2016190585053307019)  2026-01-27T16:44Z 119.1K followers, 50.4K engagements


"This is Roscoe. Hes a good boy. He is one of our patrol fur-missiles. #LMPD"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2016199481159451095)  2026-01-27T17:19Z 119.1K followers, 129.2K engagements


"Everyones feeling a little cooped up. If youre thinking maybe Ill just go out real quick for. NO. Not yet. Stay inside. Were not ready for you yet. #LMPDSnowThoughts"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2016222332843380779)  2026-01-27T18:50Z 119.1K followers, 103.4K engagements


"Shoutout to our wrecker drivers in VIU for removing abandoned cars like theyre hunting rare Pokmon. Gotta tow em all. #LMPDSnowThoughts"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2016222676407275553)  2026-01-27T18:52Z 119.1K followers, 80.7K engagements


"Plow trucks on the interstate traveling together in formation is called an echelon. The more you know. #LMPDSnowThoughts"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2016223062815801639)  2026-01-27T18:53Z 119.1K followers, 68.7K engagements


"🚨UPDATE: Per our Missing Persons Unit. As of 1235pm on 1/29/26 we have LOCATED Mr. Reed and he is SAFE. We are CANCELING this request and we THANK YOU for sharing and helping us get the word out quickly. #LMPD #MissingPersons 🚨ENDANGERED MISSING PERSONS ALERT: Our Missing Persons Unit has issued a "Golden Alert" for Charles "Butch" Reed. He's [--]. Last seen on 1/28/26 at 4pm from the [----] blk of Carolyn Way. Mr. Reed has dementia & may be confused. This is his car. Call [---] or 574-LMPD (5673) #LMPD https://t.co/NJZArNRCmc 🚨ENDANGERED MISSING PERSONS ALERT: Our Missing Persons Unit has"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2016928930586845238)  2026-01-29T17:38Z 119.1K followers, 77.2K engagements


"🚨 From our partners below @JCPSKY #LMPD JCPS UPDATE After careful consideration all JCPS schools and offices will return to their regular in-person schedules on Thursday February [--] [----]. Thank you for your patience and understanding as we have made adjustments due to the winter weather. #WeAreJCPS https://t.co/1QVCTz4Kd0 JCPS UPDATE After careful consideration all JCPS schools and offices will return to their regular in-person schedules on Thursday February [--] [----]. Thank you for your patience and understanding as we have made adjustments due to the winter weather. #WeAreJCPS"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2019146139505692784)  2026-02-04T20:28Z 119.1K followers, 16.1K engagements


"📸 A #LMPD Officer"  
[X Link](https://x.com/LMPD/status/2016186346411368959)  2026-01-27T16:27Z 119.1K followers, 48.6K engagements

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