#  @xaddiesanders addie sanders
addie sanders posts on X about in the, youtube, if you, to the the most. They currently have [-------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [-------] engagements in the last [--] hours.
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### Social Influence
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**Social topic influence**
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### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours
"My boyfriend films videos sitting in his car covered in fake blood with a butchers knife and then is surprised when someone calls the cops on him. I'll give you three guesses whether or not he's white"
[X Link](https://x.com/xaddiesanders/status/1830369936927342663) 2024-09-01T22:19Z 23.1K followers, [--] engagements
"Deer in Big Sur"
[X Link](https://x.com/xaddiesanders/status/1838279175133892748) 2024-09-23T18:08Z 23.2K followers, 436.6K engagements
"Sometimes Dan will leave the apartment with a bag of stuff and just say Ill be right back then come home an hour later and Ill see something like this on social media and we will eat dinner and watch tv and neither of us will acknowledge it Looking for Steve Harvey https://t.co/nmsF6DWQNZ Looking for Steve Harvey https://t.co/nmsF6DWQNZ"
[X Link](https://x.com/xaddiesanders/status/1838727403151237352) 2024-09-24T23:49Z 23.1K followers, 5.9M engagements
"Bf got a package from amazon said its nothing. [--] minutes later I see this"
[X Link](https://x.com/xaddiesanders/status/1838999940678160583) 2024-09-25T17:52Z 36.2K followers, 6.1M engagements
"This guy tried to drown ed harris twice to make the biggest flop of his career and everybodys like HOW could he be so callous about the future of VFX workers rights James Cameron has joined the board of directors for Stability AI I was at the forefront of CGI over [--] decades ago and Ive stayed on the cutting edge since. Now the intersection of generative AI and CGI image creation is the next wave (Source: https://t.co/pUlIflFQox) https://t.co/54XWHA4N0z James Cameron has joined the board of directors for Stability AI I was at the forefront of CGI over [--] decades ago and Ive stayed on the"
[X Link](https://x.com/xaddiesanders/status/1839032543867183472) 2024-09-25T20:01Z 23.1K followers, 237.1K engagements
"One of my favorite shots from the redwoods in Del Norte County"
[X Link](https://x.com/xaddiesanders/status/1839097258077217082) 2024-09-26T00:18Z 23.1K followers, 196.2K engagements
"GUYS IM FUCKING REAL 😭😭😭😭"
[X Link](https://x.com/xaddiesanders/status/1839114994069143554) 2024-09-26T01:29Z 25.9K followers, 282.9K engagements
"Anyway thanks for 14k followers in one day 🙏"
[X Link](https://x.com/xaddiesanders/status/1839116307989479558) 2024-09-26T01:34Z 36.5K followers, 199.9K engagements
"Under the spell of the Cyprus swamp"
[X Link](https://x.com/xaddiesanders/status/1840216427187577157) 2024-09-29T02:26Z 23.1K followers, 49.4K engagements
"Marine layer mornings"
[X Link](https://x.com/xaddiesanders/status/1840218650701377592) 2024-09-29T02:34Z 23.2K followers, 31.7K engagements
"me going from [---] to 20k in two days. im literally chappel roan"
[X Link](https://x.com/xaddiesanders/status/1840225970604630359) 2024-09-29T03:03Z 23.1K followers, 42.6K engagements
"(pronounced like dave chappelle) Chappell Roan"
[X Link](https://x.com/xaddiesanders/status/1840226242995302748) 2024-09-29T03:05Z 23.1K followers, 45.4K engagements
"Sail boat :-)"
[X Link](https://x.com/xaddiesanders/status/1840239701162402035) 2024-09-29T03:58Z 23.2K followers, 39.1K engagements
"my boyfriend @danhentschel had a really bad day on twitter yesterday i am a hobbyist composer so wrote him this piece to cheer him up and thought i'd share it with all of you too "For Dan ❤ (Piano and Strings)" don't worry it's instrumental i don't sing in it :-)"
[X Link](https://x.com/xaddiesanders/status/1840475292806296010) 2024-09-29T19:34Z 36.2K followers, 762.8K engagements
"Here are two more recent sketches of mine I am available for film and television composing work :-) addiesanderscomposer@gmail.com"
[X Link](https://x.com/xaddiesanders/status/1840492261051642151) 2024-09-29T20:42Z 23.1K followers, 49.2K engagements
"i wrote the song in Dan's new Joker videos"
[X Link](https://x.com/xaddiesanders/status/1840521033218228680) 2024-09-29T22:36Z 23.5K followers, 265.1K engagements
"honestly i always had a feeling i wasnt real"
[X Link](https://x.com/xaddiesanders/status/1840780995684929995) 2024-09-30T15:49Z 23.1K followers, 58K engagements
"thanks everybody for all your kind words about my joker song just for fun here it is rearranged for string quartet:"
[X Link](https://x.com/xaddiesanders/status/1840831964732932247) 2024-09-30T19:11Z 23.1K followers, 37.6K engagements
"barbie lowkey stole the aesthetic of my photo of palm springs at dawn"
[X Link](https://x.com/xaddiesanders/status/1840908579433292068) 2024-10-01T00:16Z 23.2K followers, 32.3K engagements
"idk how greta gerwig found my instagram story from november [----] but ive been silent for too long"
[X Link](https://x.com/xaddiesanders/status/1840909320004771882) 2024-10-01T00:19Z 23.2K followers, 23.9K engagements
"love is fucking bullshit"
[X Link](https://x.com/xaddiesanders/status/1841210129167106459) 2024-10-01T20:14Z 23.1K followers, 92.1K engagements
"great im dating a huge pussy"
[X Link](https://x.com/xaddiesanders/status/1841284666659393590) 2024-10-02T01:10Z 23.2K followers, 63.2K engagements
""i feel like that's not true" - me in a vice president debate"
[X Link](https://x.com/xaddiesanders/status/1841297580526887098) 2024-10-02T02:02Z 23.2K followers, 34.7K engagements
"the most reprehensible thing about the marvel cinematic universe is that it is a world in which a billionaire was allowed to develop point dume"
[X Link](https://x.com/xaddiesanders/status/1841494386514726918) 2024-10-02T15:04Z 23.2K followers, 26K engagements
"leaving my bf behind for a work trip"
[X Link](https://x.com/xaddiesanders/status/1841606693928505547) 2024-10-02T22:30Z 23.2K followers, 58.7K engagements
"grand canyon was stupid"
[X Link](https://x.com/xaddiesanders/status/1841660369309466724) 2024-10-03T02:03Z 22.6K followers, 19.8K engagements
"the self checkout is supposed to be for people who are just running in for a couple little things really quick. its not your little i have social anxiety machine"
[X Link](https://x.com/xaddiesanders/status/1841674044384674007) 2024-10-03T02:58Z 23.1K followers, 52.8K engagements
"lol @ me getting a ps5 playing GTA V realizing i just played the best video game that has ever or could ever be made and playing nothing else for the next year while it collects dust"
[X Link](https://x.com/xaddiesanders/status/1841920141824819533) 2024-10-03T19:15Z 34K followers, 27.9K engagements
"a lotttt of the dan hate is biphobia but yall aint ready for that conversation"
[X Link](https://x.com/xaddiesanders/status/1841952583336014204) 2024-10-03T21:24Z 23.1K followers, 63.2K engagements
"ppens Xi st uhoobwa sgonmiehtti meetsi rtohviasf hyam"
[X Link](https://x.com/xaddiesanders/status/1843299758850576648) 2024-10-07T14:38Z 23.1K followers, 34.2K engagements
"no I dont want to call dan. do you want to call dan @xaddiesanders Have you called Dan @xaddiesanders Have you called Dan"
[X Link](https://x.com/xaddiesanders/status/1844487459897549167) 2024-10-10T21:17Z 23.1K followers, 38.4K engagements
"one year when i was a kid for christmas i asked santa for a ballistics gel dummy Ballistic gel really fell off. That shit had a generational run on TV in the 2000s. I don't really believe it simulated human flesh either I think they just loved shootin goop. Ballistic gel really fell off. That shit had a generational run on TV in the 2000s. I don't really believe it simulated human flesh either I think they just loved shootin goop"
[X Link](https://x.com/xaddiesanders/status/1844787940678910262) 2024-10-11T17:11Z 23.1K followers, 20.3K engagements
"i am curious how this was recorded and by whom '75 seems a bit too early for consumer VCR As an added bonus heres the first commercial break from all the way back in 75: https://t.co/SxEwgbkRrY As an added bonus heres the first commercial break from all the way back in 75: https://t.co/SxEwgbkRrY"
[X Link](https://x.com/xaddiesanders/status/1845451935253512561) 2024-10-13T13:10Z 23.1K followers, 22.3K engagements
"Nothing fills me with dread more than getting home from work and seeing this"
[X Link](https://x.com/xaddiesanders/status/1845479222329983213) 2024-10-13T14:58Z 23.1K followers, 230.3K engagements
"@ChainlinkSnail im front of house. thats my work uniform. lol"
[X Link](https://x.com/xaddiesanders/status/1845483778061337043) 2024-10-13T15:16Z 23.1K followers, 20.7K engagements
"I cant imagine listening to this album in [----]. they probably had to clean up so many chunks of exploded heads"
[X Link](https://x.com/xaddiesanders/status/1845548380002365494) 2024-10-13T19:33Z 23K followers, 11.6K engagements
"the reason its called "getting sued" is because in the 1800s a woman felt she deserved half her ex husbands money and asked a judge for his opinion. he agreed. others followed her example and the practice became known as "getting Sue'd" - because her name was Sue"
[X Link](https://x.com/xaddiesanders/status/1846204457127727258) 2024-10-15T15:00Z 23.1K followers, 18.3K engagements
"if you ask most americans about NYC the way they view it is closer to a theme park rather than a city. a novelty. fun to visit but couldn't live there"
[X Link](https://x.com/xaddiesanders/status/1846908113451982922) 2024-10-17T13:36Z 23.1K followers, [----] engagements
"i am claustrophobic. that's a very real thing confirmed by both a doctor and a therapist. i will never "get used" to NYC. i need the wide open space of my [--] person car to myself. i can't live below anyone. i can't walk down the sidewalk if it's packed with people"
[X Link](https://x.com/xaddiesanders/status/1846909332413116573) 2024-10-17T13:41Z 23.1K followers, [----] engagements
"if you do this to someone with social anxiety you arent gagging them youre traumatizing them regardless of how valid your point may be you are knowingly humiliating and embarrassing them in a social situation saoirse ronan gagging men we love to see it https://t.co/Oyu5cdlPBq saoirse ronan gagging men we love to see it https://t.co/Oyu5cdlPBq"
[X Link](https://x.com/xaddiesanders/status/1850558093161074873) 2024-10-27T15:20Z 34K followers, 1.1M engagements
"meal is over and no one sang happy birthday pretty disappointing for a die hard olive garden fan @olivegarden"
[X Link](https://x.com/xaddiesanders/status/1854308691631063186) 2024-11-06T23:43Z 36.2K followers, 709.8K engagements
"idk who needs to hear this but yall do NOT have to be brushing your teeth more than once a week. at most. youre scrubbing off the protective outer layer that keeps them self regulated"
[X Link](https://x.com/xaddiesanders/status/1855105826333036763) 2024-11-09T04:31Z 25.9K followers, 56K engagements
"bf in the hospital and he never wants to watch anything over [--] minutes so give me movie recs 😄"
[X Link](https://x.com/xaddiesanders/status/1857247909420404917) 2024-11-15T02:23Z 25.9K followers, 119.4K engagements
"pray for my man yall he had an allergic reaction while filming a video in his car and his brain was deprived of oxygen for [--] minutes 💔"
[X Link](https://x.com/xaddiesanders/status/1857259237879230849) 2024-11-15T03:08Z 36.2K followers, 809.4K engagements
"ohhh wahh my bf is in a coma im gonna spend every waking moment crying about it and tweeting how devastated i am and be completely and totally nonfunctional is that what u want to hear or am i allowed to go the store"
[X Link](https://x.com/xaddiesanders/status/1858687012783427810) 2024-11-19T01:41Z 36.2K followers, 1.2M engagements
"my bf hasnt been home since thursday and i feel fine ive been ordering takeout smoking weed drinking wine and enjoying my alone time peacefully is this that mature stable love everyone talks about"
[X Link](https://x.com/xaddiesanders/status/1858728025564869047) 2024-11-19T04:24Z 25.9K followers, 199K engagements
"its so dry my fingernails are starting to separate from my skin and im supposed to be scoring a guys star wars fan film but i cant bc it hurts too much to play the keyboard"
[X Link](https://x.com/xaddiesanders/status/1859024025953157204) 2024-11-20T00:00Z 34K followers, 53.8K engagements
"i finished the sopranos :-("
[X Link](https://x.com/xaddiesanders/status/1859348675308179563) 2024-11-20T21:30Z 34K followers, 52.6K engagements
"im feeling the same way i did after i finished GTA [--]. it's all downhill from here. just gotta move on to a different medium"
[X Link](https://x.com/xaddiesanders/status/1859348855915151560) 2024-11-20T21:31Z 34K followers, 45.9K engagements
"you think youre introverted i lied to my bfs parents that he broke up with me the night before he died so i wouldnt have to go to the funeral"
[X Link](https://x.com/xaddiesanders/status/1859436425059631109) 2024-11-21T03:19Z 36.2K followers, 811.9K engagements
"bernie should start a new party. why not hes gonna die anyway"
[X Link](https://x.com/xaddiesanders/status/1860456024106295550) 2024-11-23T22:50Z 34K followers, 45.5K engagements
"saying a conductor has main character syndrome is very funny Shes completely out of time and drawing way too much attention to herself away from the orchestra and her music. I hate this new style of conducting. https://t.co/ymmRbrQmZu Shes completely out of time and drawing way too much attention to herself away from the orchestra and her music. I hate this new style of conducting. https://t.co/ymmRbrQmZu"
[X Link](https://x.com/xaddiesanders/status/1860769791780298812) 2024-11-24T19:37Z 36.2K followers, 124.4K engagements
"when i worked at a movie theater i saw somebody recording the credits of minions so i very sternly said "put the phone away or the police will be called." all the sudden a kid started crying the parents said "omg we're so sorry he has severe autism & this part makes him happy""
[X Link](https://x.com/xaddiesanders/status/1861105889370837171) 2024-11-25T17:53Z 36.2K followers, 90.8K engagements
"nothing to say just in love 😍"
[X Link](https://x.com/xaddiesanders/status/1861493166748164518) 2024-11-26T19:32Z 36.2K followers, 1.1M engagements
"hanging out with my normie family and im so bored bc i can predict every single thing everybodys gonna say in conversation bc Ive seen the exact same intellectual exchanges take place on the internet verbatim every day since 2010"
[X Link](https://x.com/xaddiesanders/status/1862570386116026604) 2024-11-29T18:52Z 36.2K followers, 95K engagements
"thats because there isnt. what youre describing is you getting defensive any time something confronts you with your own lack of taste"
[X Link](https://x.com/xaddiesanders/status/1862597772416860448) 2024-11-29T20:41Z 36.2K followers, 141.7K engagements
"the only retail workers i see with this mindset are young people who are in reality very privileged and could probably get money from their parents if they needed it but they choose to work jobs like these so they can feel like a victim I miss how Black Friday used to be https://t.co/PuMNvpF6eT I miss how Black Friday used to be https://t.co/PuMNvpF6eT"
[X Link](https://x.com/xaddiesanders/status/1862626368632365317) 2024-11-29T22:35Z 36.2K followers, 226.1K engagements
"working a minimum wage job to them is preferable to the guilt of being provided for by someone else"
[X Link](https://x.com/xaddiesanders/status/1862627216708051439) 2024-11-29T22:38Z 36.2K followers, 100.8K engagements
"supposed to be going to an art gallery w my parents & bf today but bf has a bladder condition and decided that gave him the right to kick open the door to an occupied Wawa restroom bc he could hear the person inside playing a video on their phone"
[X Link](https://x.com/xaddiesanders/status/1862901723297386907) 2024-11-30T16:49Z 36.2K followers, 164.4K engagements
"my cousins were addicted to heroin and if my brother hadnt gone on the cousin walk in [----] he might still be alive. but thats great that you all fucked each other"
[X Link](https://x.com/xaddiesanders/status/1862908138468647182) 2024-11-30T17:14Z 36.2K followers, 7.8M engagements
"im sorry maybe i had the wrong impression. since all of you say the same [--] things and shuffle between the same [--] personalities i assumed that the cousin walk was just the latest meme you were all repeating like a parakeet in lieu of lived experience. was i wrong"
[X Link](https://x.com/xaddiesanders/status/1863046399509831818) 2024-12-01T02:24Z 36.2K followers, 221.2K engagements
"heres a great example. hope this helps one of the templates of 10-20 things people say on here. seen it a million times. are you so insecure expressing yourself that you feel the need to select from one of these pre-written phrases youve seen others say successfully @xaddiesanders Idk if you are trolling or not but the cousin walk is when you go smoke weed with your cousins on a thanksgiving walk around the neighborhood. Hope this helps @xaddiesanders Idk if you are trolling or not but the cousin walk is when you go smoke weed with your cousins on a thanksgiving walk around the neighborhood."
[X Link](https://x.com/xaddiesanders/status/1863084956781535487) 2024-12-01T04:57Z 36.2K followers, 375.5K engagements
"when you go to disneyland paris are there white trash french families hitting their crying children and going "sacre bleu""
[X Link](https://x.com/xaddiesanders/status/1863585881984033173) 2024-12-02T14:07Z 36.2K followers, 226.6K engagements
"i still wear an N-95 mask in public everywhere i go. i wish i didnt. i have severe mental health issues neuroses and anxiety that was exacerbated by the pandemic. it is irrational and delusional. i wish i could be like those i see maskless & enjoy my life. but Im trapped"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1863782832721785011) 2024-12-03T03:10Z 39.2K followers, 9.9M engagements
"its funny that people are defending him over this like the one thing that should unify everyone regardless of whether you think hes funny/talented/interesting is that he is clearly mentally unwell nobody else wants to talk about it so I will: what is wrong with dan hentschel nobody else wants to talk about it so I will: what is wrong with dan hentschel"
[X Link](https://x.com/xaddiesanders/status/1864143347205435843) 2024-12-04T03:03Z 36.2K followers, 1.8M engagements
"it's not enough bootlicking for you that the corporation owns all of your music you insist that the corporation also own your love of the music"
[X Link](https://x.com/xaddiesanders/status/1864323541740450192) 2024-12-04T14:59Z 36.2K followers, 110.1K engagements
"sorry y'all i don't need the big corporation to tell me what music i like. i can figure that out on my own"
[X Link](https://x.com/xaddiesanders/status/1864329387342000133) 2024-12-04T15:22Z 36.2K followers, 175K engagements
"Hey y'all haven't decided what to do with this yet. Stick around - much more to come"
[X Link](https://x.com/xaddiesanders/status/1865406610354409973) 2024-12-07T14:42Z 36.2K followers, 477.4K engagements
"The ultimate tragedy of Sponge Bob is that one wishes to reach through the screen and help Squid Ward but must accept that this cannot be done"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1869398004027060448) 2024-12-18T15:03Z 39.2K followers, 2.4M engagements
"The stock photo result for "French person" is an extremely offensive racist charcuterie. One day I pray we will look back at images like these and be shocked that we allowed it"
[X Link](https://x.com/xaddiesanders/status/1869405826643038544) 2024-12-18T15:34Z 36.4K followers, 202.9K engagements
"I just watched the film ANORA. Why is it that male filmmakers never seem to be interested in a woman's struggles as a successful surgeon or physicist"
[X Link](https://x.com/xaddiesanders/status/1869497569535209982) 2024-12-18T21:38Z 36.1K followers, 88.3K engagements
"A toilet is very large. It has ample capacity to accept more than [--] user at a time. There is absolutely no reason why when there is a line out the door it should be treated as one single users private throne"
[X Link](https://x.com/xaddiesanders/status/1869861423406559635) 2024-12-19T21:44Z 36.4K followers, 28.9K engagements
"Not sure what this tweet refers to but my advice to all artists regardless of discipline is it is crucially important to follow your own intuition rather than attempting to please the whims of whatever audience of idiots buzzes about around your lantern. @xaddiesanders You're making me Breathless with how bad this shitty bit stinks Hentschel @xaddiesanders You're making me Breathless with how bad this shitty bit stinks Hentschel"
[X Link](https://x.com/xaddiesanders/status/1870102909137961032) 2024-12-20T13:44Z 36.5K followers, 34.1K engagements
"Amazing how people will get on here and genuinely convince themselves that liking the [--] most popular chain restaurants in the world is a hot take. Places like iHop Applebees Buffalo Wild Wings Olive Garden Cheesecake Factory and Texas Roadhouse are truly gems. Like it must suck pretending to hate those places cause the internet said it was tacky and cheap. Places like iHop Applebees Buffalo Wild Wings Olive Garden Cheesecake Factory and Texas Roadhouse are truly gems. Like it must suck pretending to hate those places cause the internet said it was tacky and cheap"
[X Link](https://x.com/xaddiesanders/status/1871370904883888492) 2024-12-24T01:42Z 36.4K followers, 26.5K engagements
"Researching highest grossing media franchises. Higher than Harry Potter Barbie and the MCU is "Anpanman." Worth $38 billion. A Japanese superhero w an anpan (bean filled pastry) for a head. I always wondered what outer space aliens would think of us. This briefly showed me"
[X Link](https://x.com/xaddiesanders/status/1872976522828726702) 2024-12-28T12:02Z 36.3K followers, 15.4K engagements
"I sat down with my daughter & we went through the Reddit comments on my Am I The Asshole post about what happened together. I tried to help her understand why I was NTA and why the comments taking her side were being downvoted. We even laughed at some of the funny ones"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1875213971860693168) 2025-01-03T16:13Z 39.2K followers, 163.6K engagements
"Several months ago we cast Dan Hentschel in our upcoming corporate thriller short film Bandwidth (2025). On set he was verbally and emotionally abusive to myself and many other crew members. Keep in mind these clips are his behavior when he knew he was being filmed"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1882194410261352784) 2025-01-22T22:31Z 39.2K followers, 3.1M engagements
""Horror fans" are among film's dumbest. Blind allegiance to a meaningless attribute. Like only eating foods that are yellow"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1882810488264024282) 2025-01-24T15:19Z 39.2K followers, 279.8K engagements
"Dan Hentschel on people who dont think hes funny❌ From an upcoming documentary about the comedian"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1883644602709856735) 2025-01-26T22:34Z 39.2K followers, 577.7K engagements
"Dan Hentschel says he sometimes does over 100+ takes of his car screaming videos. From an upcoming doc about the comedian"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1884019675404886045) 2025-01-27T23:24Z 39.2K followers, 2.3M engagements
"In France death is sometimes referred to as The Big Orgasm"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1885531960917058039) 2025-02-01T03:33Z 39.2K followers, 247.2K engagements
"My personal favorite Dan Hentschel video"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1886500702614179910) 2025-02-03T19:43Z 39.2K followers, 1.1M engagements
"Dan hentschel is hit or miss but I do always think its funny when I see a tweet hating on him then check the persons profile and see them doing exactly what he does but worse and nobody gives a shit"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1889474397024788920) 2025-02-12T00:39Z 42.5K followers, 970.8K engagements
"I cannot tell you how many times as an asexual man I have faced this type of extremely hostile sentiment from sexual partners. I dont know whats wrong with me and I cannot change it. I wish I could. Im sorry"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1889846251639984259) 2025-02-13T01:17Z 42.5K followers, 190.6K engagements
"Watching him try to maintain relevance with increasing desperation actually makes me glad I have a boring office job instead of whatever prison this is. Broke my windshield doing car bits ☹ https://t.co/T2AR9m4rSg Broke my windshield doing car bits ☹ https://t.co/T2AR9m4rSg"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1890120574581764159) 2025-02-13T19:27Z 40.9K followers, 3.2M engagements
"Its always funny to me that the remote luxury private island they go to in this movie is Little Tybee Island Georgia the burger scene in the menu was a thing of beauty https://t.co/F5m9SKVpX5 the burger scene in the menu was a thing of beauty https://t.co/F5m9SKVpX5"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1898032988103098688) 2025-03-07T15:28Z 42.5K followers, 165.9K engagements
"A friend of mine working on the Odyssey set in Greece says it's causing some issues between Tom Holland and Zendaya. Supposedly Tom becomes a "different person" around Nolan. "It's a subtle change but he shoots down her ideas and is more dismissive-- presumably to impress him""
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1900274886070960480) 2025-03-13T19:56Z 43.1K followers, 38.6K engagements
"Coffee with Dan to discuss the doc and he keeps watching his own content laughing and saying I think thats funny As though defending himself"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1900646201411989658) 2025-03-14T20:32Z 42.7K followers, 42.6K engagements
"I am absolutely enchanted by this apparatus. What is it"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1901089567329173706) 2025-03-16T01:54Z 42.7K followers, 75.2K engagements
"Advertisers and grifters play you all like a fiddle because whenever you see a post youre so anxious to shoot your rocks off about How You Feel About It that you dont stop to ask critical questions about what youre seeing in front of you. Why even go to college https://t.co/4Pm3ZKM8QC Why even go to college https://t.co/4Pm3ZKM8QC"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1901615071652102401) 2025-03-17T12:42Z 42.7K followers, 33.2K engagements
"Dan Hentschel's Twitter is fine but his YouTube is peak. His hour long in-character improvised car story time videos done in one unbroken take are where he truly shines. His most recent is a [--] minute video about his experience on the Titanic"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1902374159608373304) 2025-03-19T14:58Z 43.4K followers, 1.1M engagements
"There is nothing wrong with the Eiffel Tower"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1902761581186056657) 2025-03-20T16:38Z 43.2K followers, 13.8K engagements
"Please stop making ads go viral. Please. You guys have to get better at realizing when you are giving an engagement baiting grifter their wildest dreams. You are not dunking on some organically weird guy. Every second of this was designed to make you react this way. The morning routine https://t.co/HLhpwpKib8 The morning routine https://t.co/HLhpwpKib8"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1903448779115655382) 2025-03-22T14:08Z 43.1K followers, 197.9K engagements
"Used to hear a lot about Niagara Falls. Now not so much. Why"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1903489772330598423) 2025-03-22T16:51Z 43.2K followers, 22.9K engagements
"@_sable_cat_ The Office is good"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1905311420499329125) 2025-03-27T17:30Z 43.2K followers, [----] engagements
"If Dan Hentschel been alive during the 70s Orb Son would've been the first of a five picture franchise scored by Bernard Hermann nominated for best picture with a ride at Universal Studios Orlando and "Don't look at Orb Son" would be on the wall in every Regal Cinemas Bathroom"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1908239468118606187) 2025-04-04T19:25Z 43.3K followers, 52.7K engagements
"Does anybody know how to prevent residual detergent from spilling everywhere when you put the cap back on this Tide bottle design It seems like a significant design flaw"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1908259353792049234) 2025-04-04T20:44Z 43.5K followers, 292.1K engagements
"It is fascinating how much Americans want to be mentally ill. They view mental disorders as fashion accessories. I just found out that creating fake scenarios in your head is a mental disorder. 🙂 I just found out that creating fake scenarios in your head is a mental disorder. 🙂"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1910128859451953318) 2025-04-10T00:33Z 43.5K followers, 162.3K engagements
"Make this asshole famous. Good job it worked. Now theyre a famous asshole"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1918514960680030489) 2025-05-03T03:56Z 43.5K followers, 10.1K engagements
"Steven Spielberg when John Williams played him the theme for [----] not realizing he is making the biggest flop of his career:"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1919101396088963239) 2025-05-04T18:46Z 43.7K followers, 11.3K engagements
"Moving to America was the worst thing that has ever happened to me. You all have no idea how much better it is in the rest of the world. Your stupid country can go fuck itself"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1919961574560977121) 2025-05-07T03:44Z 43.7K followers, 53.2K engagements
"Hitler pedophilia and suicide"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1920933267563286794) 2025-05-09T20:05Z 43.7K followers, 36.5K engagements
"This person is right. Every quote tweet proves it. What will it take for you to see that YOU are giving these things their cultural power A woman becoming a millionaire for calling a child the N word wasn't enough Stop. Your negative attention is their currency. Cut them off. It's the single most authentically transgressive thing an artist has done in my lifetime and the result speaks for itself. It's the single most authentically transgressive thing an artist has done in my lifetime and the result speaks for itself"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1921590827656098032) 2025-05-11T15:38Z 43.7K followers, [----] engagements
"Looking for legal advice. Dan was experimenting with a massage gun that he believes activated latent LSD in his spine and caused him to be wrongfully terminated from Verizon"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1922030615177695622) 2025-05-12T20:46Z 43.8K followers, 64.2K engagements
"The people on r/WildlifeRehab are naive to a very sad degree. Every post clearly written while crying. "Please help this pigeon got hit by a car and now I have it in a 7-Up container. Who do I call I don't want it to die" It will. And one day you will too. It's okay"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1923738513096442143) 2025-05-17T13:52Z 43.8K followers, 14.1K engagements
"The Bible makes it very clear the suffering is our fault. if God good why suffering is still the hardest theological question tbh if God good why suffering is still the hardest theological question tbh"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1923742584238973165) 2025-05-17T14:09Z 43.8K followers, 14.9K engagements
"LA is hell. I love it more than I'll ever love any other place. I'll breathe my dying smoggy breath under its clear blue skies. Because I belong in hell. No matter how good the food is or how cute individual spots in LA can be the disgusting sprawl and unending traffic and car infrastructure makes it an inferior city. I'm kinda blown by how much I hate it. Everything is [--] minutes away in traffic No matter how good the food is or how cute individual spots in LA can be the disgusting sprawl and unending traffic and car infrastructure makes it an inferior city. I'm kinda blown by how much I"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1923786774641508807) 2025-05-17T17:04Z 43.8K followers, 12.4K engagements
"Why does Goodwill not sell womens underwear second hand Surely people donate it. And even if it is unsanitary to wear there are other reasons why it might be useful to people"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1923848560279420964) 2025-05-17T21:10Z 43.8K followers, 93.2K engagements
"Tired of losing it"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1923944252268282204) 2025-05-18T03:30Z 43.8K followers, 106.6K engagements
"A lot of you talk about Dan Hentschel the same way David Lynch was being talked about during the 90s"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1924155750001361096) 2025-05-18T17:30Z 43.8K followers, 222.5K engagements
"Abortion is one of those issues where one side is just completely 100% wrong"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1925322657505096045) 2025-05-21T22:47Z 43.8K followers, 634.1K engagements
"Choglit Choglit (2002-2003): A chocolate-flavored "dairy-based" beverage created in a collaboration between Coca-Cola and Nestle to directly compete with Yoo-Hoo. It contained 16% low-fat milk and was the first dairy product ever made by Coca-Cola. Sold in both cans and glass bottles https://t.co/XGUuqOtGy5 Choglit (2002-2003): A chocolate-flavored "dairy-based" beverage created in a collaboration between Coca-Cola and Nestle to directly compete with Yoo-Hoo. It contained 16% low-fat milk and was the first dairy product ever made by Coca-Cola. Sold in both cans and glass bottles"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1925548203426160739) 2025-05-22T13:44Z 43.8K followers, 53.6K engagements
"Rewatching this I am reminded of those who say "I love true crime but don't want to see any violence." Or decry "unnecessary" scenes of sexual violence. This film does allow you to exploit its victims under one condition. You must understand the brutality inflicted upon them"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1926332030242955495) 2025-05-24T17:38Z 43.8K followers, [----] engagements
"Biologically humans can only feel [--] things. I need to fuck that and I need to kill that. What you perceive as other emotions are merely those two in different ratios"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1927107375355367628) 2025-05-26T20:59Z 43.8K followers, 46.1K engagements
"AI doesnt threaten me because we already live in a world where"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1927454037030424892) 2025-05-27T19:57Z 43.8K followers, 22.1K engagements
"I didn't. we really took the pregenerative AI times for granted https://t.co/HOkJYbLQzc we really took the pregenerative AI times for granted https://t.co/HOkJYbLQzc"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1928102194361892972) 2025-05-29T14:52Z 43.8K followers, 19.2K engagements
""Restored from 4K scans of the original negative." Yet only 1080p was released. Why"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1928130790581285314) 2025-05-29T16:46Z 43.8K followers, [----] engagements
"I do believe the responsibility of doing the dishes should fall on the shoulders of whichever roommate recognizes they have the greatest available capacity in their emotional reservoirs"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1928268182050996612) 2025-05-30T01:52Z 43.8K followers, 46.6K engagements
"Brushing ones teeth takes too much time and is wildly inefficient. What are we working on to streamline this"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1928268430148337824) 2025-05-30T01:53Z 43.8K followers, 13.4K engagements
"Just delivered a speech to the TSA agent searching my bag that Tarantino himself would be proud of"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1928418925123129752) 2025-05-30T11:51Z 43.8K followers, 12.4K engagements
".@united Flight attendant just gave an intercom message that made me feel molested"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1928514756626862282) 2025-05-30T18:12Z 43.8K followers, 12.1K engagements
"Instead of abolishing the police why not make every tax paying citizen a police officer"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1929256672393916435) 2025-06-01T19:20Z 43.8K followers, 13.5K engagements
"Im so sorry. I had no idea thats how my behavior was coming across. - Cat after achieving sentience"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1930251315470287101) 2025-06-04T13:12Z 43.7K followers, [----] engagements
"Tired of antisocial perversion"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1930362446268498111) 2025-06-04T20:34Z 43.8K followers, [----] engagements
"My Grandfather from South France taught me to shave by knicking myself with the razor in superficial places and using the blood as shaving cream of sorts"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1930766794005839960) 2025-06-05T23:20Z 43.8K followers, 12.6K engagements
"Scrolling with passing interest as everyone deludes themselves into believing surely this time any of this will actually matter. @lafauexprod pierre thats cool but what are ur thoughts on whats going on on x the everything app today @lafauexprod pierre thats cool but what are ur thoughts on whats going on on x the everything app today"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1930768708621713558) 2025-06-05T23:28Z 43.8K followers, 15.7K engagements
"The mountains of Pennsylvania in summer. just big green walls"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1930951637134131488) 2025-06-06T11:35Z 43.8K followers, [----] engagements
"The American Dream"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1930952809496629602) 2025-06-06T11:39Z 43.8K followers, [----] engagements
"Another river"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1930955570439225604) 2025-06-06T11:50Z 43.8K followers, [----] engagements
"@joshtenet Yes. I don't like it"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1930960229434376356) 2025-06-06T12:09Z 43.8K followers, [---] engagements
"Sunrise photographed while driving"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1930961219680124961) 2025-06-06T12:13Z 43.7K followers, [----] engagements
"East vs West"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1930963948473373115) 2025-06-06T12:24Z 43.8K followers, 10.8K engagements
"It has never been a better time to be an artist. People are so easily upset it is like taking a candy from a baby. Challenging the audience in any way is transgressive. The more cancelled you get the more famous you get. Anyone with half a brain just needs to flex their pinky. 🚨 Sabrina Carpenter announces new album Mans Best Friend. Out August 29th. https://t.co/2aXa70OKG7 🚨 Sabrina Carpenter announces new album Mans Best Friend. Out August 29th. https://t.co/2aXa70OKG7"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1933208861131034702) 2025-06-12T17:04Z 43.7K followers, 34K engagements
"Why is there a leaf in my bowl @ChipotleTweets"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1933211504536662226) 2025-06-12T17:15Z 43.7K followers, 34.4K engagements
"Bit misleading. Its not a Van Gogh chair. Its a chair by some random nobody that is called The Van Gogh Chair. Idiot tourist sits on and shatters Van Gogh chair adorned with thousands of Swarovski crystals https://t.co/DsMJ5N79hM https://t.co/K1r18A5z8Q Idiot tourist sits on and shatters Van Gogh chair adorned with thousands of Swarovski crystals https://t.co/DsMJ5N79hM https://t.co/K1r18A5z8Q"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1933654502663729376) 2025-06-13T22:35Z 43.7K followers, 2.5M engagements
"Every once in a while people suddenly re-discover that Tucker Carlson like Trump is watchable and funny. As if that is not precisely how they crawled inside us and delivered their poison"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1935780343484911771) 2025-06-19T19:22Z 43.7K followers, [----] engagements
"The left somehow convinces themselves that they enjoy Tucker Carlson in a more elevated and enlightened way than their boomer parents in front of the TV glued to Fox News. Its different when they do it surely"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1935782006199349314) 2025-06-19T19:29Z 43.7K followers, [----] engagements
"The chilling thing about Mr. Beast is the same as many other ruthlessly ambitious capitalists before him. He is having fun. At least the closest thing he can to it. JackSepticEye was on the money https://t.co/Zk5jnqpu8h JackSepticEye was on the money https://t.co/Zk5jnqpu8h"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1936775193420271816) 2025-06-22T13:16Z 43.7K followers, 18.9K engagements
"A photo that only made sense for one week in [----] tweeted today for some reason. https://t.co/ssVXRTHbe3 https://t.co/ssVXRTHbe3"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1936966729936347209) 2025-06-23T01:57Z 44.3K followers, 95.1K engagements
"That shot at the bottom would take maybe [--] seconds to achieve in-camera. I love seeing the before and after for the Void effect it looks so good https://t.co/U2O7kLkFMB I love seeing the before and after for the Void effect it looks so good https://t.co/U2O7kLkFMB"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1938602750927044927) 2025-06-27T14:18Z 45.6K followers, 5.6M engagements
"Similar experience at @olivegarden Waitress had time to sing happy birthday to three different tables but not bring the check. Happy [--] year anniversary to the Cheese Wife to those who celebrate https://t.co/XFK2eZTElH Happy [--] year anniversary to the Cheese Wife to those who celebrate https://t.co/XFK2eZTElH"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1938723470717890763) 2025-06-27T22:17Z 44.3K followers, 168.5K engagements
"Perfect example of an internet humor phenomenon. Person A makes an obvious joke in which the punchline is implied. But the audience is too lazy and stupid to connect the dots themselves so Person B spoon feeds it to them in their high chair and they giggle with delight. https://t.co/5njaSKJ6Nc https://t.co/5njaSKJ6Nc"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1939326266282475527) 2025-06-29T14:13Z 44.3K followers, 85.4K engagements
"It's [----]. M3GAN [---] is actually a masterpiece. It's impossible to imagine them making a film like this now"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1939683280141590900) 2025-06-30T13:51Z 44.3K followers, 13.6K engagements
"Its so interesting having grown up in the early 2000s seeing the nostalgic reverence for this Michael Jackson when all you know is *THAT* Michael Jackson. beat it by michael jackson. https://t.co/bpFxTfXDtc beat it by michael jackson. https://t.co/bpFxTfXDtc"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1939714917529182485) 2025-06-30T15:57Z 44.3K followers, 16.5K engagements
"This is exactly why everything is terrible now. Creatives are letting the audience walk them. If you do that they're just gonna sniff a garbage can all day. Pull their leash where they need to go. Reddit users forced "Spider-Man: No Way Home" to change how Andrew Garfield and Tobey Maguire came back. There had been rumors that Tobey and Andrew were going to be in the movie and this is while were shooting. We were writing the script and we were working on where we https://t.co/RfN7uVGKeE Reddit users forced "Spider-Man: No Way Home" to change how Andrew Garfield and Tobey Maguire came back."
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1940098893087429088) 2025-07-01T17:23Z 44.5K followers, 223.8K engagements
"Top Gun Maverick is another movie I walked out of. Not furiously. About an hour in I realized I had seen everything it had to offer. The rest would be more of this. Wasn't interested. Went home. this is like a trillion shots of uncut joy https://t.co/gqaGNVP7eH this is like a trillion shots of uncut joy https://t.co/gqaGNVP7eH"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1940401783651881090) 2025-07-02T13:26Z 44.4K followers, 43.5K engagements
"In Dan Hentschel's video "My First Date With Chat GPT" autofocus and auto exposure were left on. They change wildly throughout for no reason. This was to give the audience subconscious unease that an automaton was in charge and could not be trusted to do the right thing"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1940465829361115437) 2025-07-02T17:41Z 45.9K followers, 167.2K engagements
"Best movie of the 21st century. Come on. You know it. We know it. Quit fucking around"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1940764780920467579) 2025-07-03T13:29Z 45.6K followers, 117.8K engagements
"Dan Hentschels ultra-rare character THE PLATINUM GENTLEMAN has only been seen by [--] people on Earth. The only two videos of THE PLATINUM GENTLEMAN in existence were sent privately as Cameo-exclusive characters on July [--] [----]. No other copies of the videos exist"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1940859979214606714) 2025-07-03T19:47Z 45.9K followers, 282.6K engagements
"I will explain why I think The Dark Knight (2008) is the defining film of the 21st century. All of American culture in this era stems from the belief that Batman could've stopped 9/11. The Dark Knight (2008) told every American you deserved 9/11 for even thinking that"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1941896960128266610) 2025-07-06T16:28Z 45.9K followers, 158.7K engagements
"Breaking Bad is best when it is about a man lying to his family. The cartoony drug stuff Gus Fring all that sort of loses me"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1942270197366415794) 2025-07-07T17:11Z 45.9K followers, 633.4K engagements
"On the Breaking Bad insider podcast I always remember Vince Gilligan discussing the scene in the finale where Walt prays to something "Maybe Satan" and the keys magically fall out of the sun visor. Jessie also says very gravely "You don't understand. He's the Devil.""
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1942272933369634911) 2025-07-07T17:22Z 46.3K followers, 1.4M engagements
"There is a very intentional mythical demonic element that the writers and Cranston are channeling. He can bend the Universe. I have nightmares about the character when I rewatch. It's very compelling"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1942272934556623145) 2025-07-07T17:22Z 44.5K followers, 117.6K engagements
"@halo2mappack Definitely. When a writer can make contrivance feel like inevitability. What's happening is doomed to happen"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1942334314106216836) 2025-07-07T21:26Z 45.7K followers, 74K engagements
".@Postmates REFUND. REFUND. REFUND. REFUND. REFUND. REFUND. REFUND. REFUND. REFUND. REFUND. REFUND. REFUND. REFUND. REFUND. REFUND. REFUND. REFUND. REFUND. REFUND. REFUND. REFUND. REFUND. REFUND. REFUND. REFUND. REFUND. REFUND. REFUND. REFUND. REFUND. REFUND. REFUND. REFUND"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1942390718250746092) 2025-07-08T01:10Z 46.1K followers, 17K engagements
"Looking for countries with no extradition to the US and climates similar to Los Angeles"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1943005587937374502) 2025-07-09T17:53Z 45.9K followers, 14K engagements
"If Dan Hentschel wore a T-shirt that said "Legalize Incest" everybody would say he was inventing a new type of comedy"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1943037944639713451) 2025-07-09T20:02Z 46.3K followers, 407.4K engagements
"Love island is an interesting rebuttal to the idea that culture is sexually regressing into Puritanism. This is a show that airs on American network television all of your coworkers watch it. And its premise hinges almost entirely on voyeuristic and exhibitionist sex. THEYRE FREAKED TF OUT #LoveIslandUSA https://t.co/FAOiC5SoCE THEYRE FREAKED TF OUT #LoveIslandUSA https://t.co/FAOiC5SoCE"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1943396304408969644) 2025-07-10T19:46Z 46.3K followers, 60.2K engagements
"Wow what are the odds Justin Bieber went viral a few weeks before his album came out They really lucked out with that one"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1944033994288640302) 2025-07-12T13:59Z 45.9K followers, 30.5K engagements
"The added context that the guy walking through the frame is the social media manager himself is very sad. This desperate self insert tells me that indeed as he scrolls through the quote tweets smiling giddily at his phone he does understand deep down how pathetic he is. Nowhere in the Constitution does it say we cant post banger memes 💥 https://t.co/nwH7NziRBD Nowhere in the Constitution does it say we cant post banger memes 💥 https://t.co/nwH7NziRBD"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1944115758457581973) 2025-07-12T19:24Z 45.9K followers, 58.2K engagements
"If this guy ends up being a serial pedophile it will be the killing blow for the "making art about fucked up things doesn't make you a fucked up person" movement The Epstein client list is real. So is the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus. The Epstein client list is real. So is the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1945200279932346428) 2025-07-15T19:14Z 47K followers, 6.9M engagements
"Seeing this for the first time as a kid in a French cinema was really special. The theater was filled with cigarette smoke. People were spitting at the screen. A woman went up to the projection booth screamed You are a bastard and slapped the projectionist in the face. Hoodwinked (2005) https://t.co/9xTdez0Ahz Hoodwinked (2005) https://t.co/9xTdez0Ahz"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1945234307468894306) 2025-07-15T21:29Z 46.2K followers, 285.1K engagements
"Dan Hentschels latest YouTube video is the only good AI art"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1945550092678681004) 2025-07-16T18:24Z 46.3K followers, 85.7K engagements
"Dan is not buying tickets to The Odyssey because he is hoping to be famous enough by July [----] to be invited to the premiere"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1945835788882923844) 2025-07-17T13:19Z 46.3K followers, 27.6K engagements
"In order to get tickets to 70mm IMAX you should have to pass a short knowledge test [--] to [--] questions to prove you have any clue what it even is"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1945838349836562726) 2025-07-17T13:29Z 46.3K followers, 10.8K engagements
"Stuff like this really hits home that everybody involved at every stage of production got the job because they knew somebody. Its a Jorts Summer And its also Will Ferrell's birthday. You know what has to be done. https://t.co/eUGclVqspn Its a Jorts Summer And its also Will Ferrell's birthday. You know what has to be done. https://t.co/eUGclVqspn"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1946018344194453560) 2025-07-18T01:25Z 46.3K followers, 500.4K engagements
"Time for the annual PhD dissertation of [--] Rock. People are so determined to elevate laughter into an intellectual exercise. Will burping shitting farting be next"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1946225269637083625) 2025-07-18T15:07Z 46.3K followers, 10.4K engagements
"Funny that if you don't know who Johnny Carson is The Shining "Here's Johnny" line is just a guy saying "Here's Johnny" for some reason even though his name isn't Johnny"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1947097408741232682) 2025-07-21T00:52Z 47.1K followers, 880.1K engagements
"Very enlightening that being comfortable is not something they culturally embrace in the UK. American realising their first electric bill in uk is double their rent because they wanted to be comfy in summer https://t.co/Q5fjP8JBMs American realising their first electric bill in uk is double their rent because they wanted to be comfy in summer https://t.co/Q5fjP8JBMs"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1947112389260054736) 2025-07-21T01:52Z 46.2K followers, 1.8M engagements
"So close. This is actually a 480p video on the internet. 11K scan of a Christopher Nolan's Oppenheimer frame in [--] mm IMAX film in 1:43:1 format https://t.co/sxQmD8XvOh 11K scan of a Christopher Nolan's Oppenheimer frame in [--] mm IMAX film in 1:43:1 format https://t.co/sxQmD8XvOh"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1947328845591511174) 2025-07-21T16:12Z 46.3K followers, 165.5K engagements
"Was hacked earlier. The hacker posted an incredibly disturbing homosexual sentiment that I do not endorse in any way"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1947649300206383206) 2025-07-22T13:25Z 49.7K followers, 243.4K engagements
"I was always under the impression that somehow famous people were immune to criticism or above it all or had the mental fortitude to not read it or care. Then I realized no actually they read every single thing and take it really personally and it really bothers them. Hes still reading all of the mean tweets https://t.co/XmXnPYwa02 Hes still reading all of the mean tweets https://t.co/XmXnPYwa02"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1948384401567736107) 2025-07-24T14:06Z 46.1K followers, [---] engagements
"1000 times funnier and more interesting than a successful backflip. He should be very proud. A guest on CNN attempted to backflip. https://t.co/1bo6MhkaDI A guest on CNN attempted to backflip. https://t.co/1bo6MhkaDI"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1948523536290906443) 2025-07-24T23:19Z 47K followers, 3M engagements
"Dont buy this shitty TV. Get a smaller OLED. If you like watching things it is life changing. Growing up I always imagined a [---] TV would cost like a million dollars or something Costco has one for under $1700 😭😭 https://t.co/nzbpagnNzi Growing up I always imagined a [---] TV would cost like a million dollars or something Costco has one for under $1700 😭😭 https://t.co/nzbpagnNzi"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1949095247189049754) 2025-07-26T13:11Z 47K followers, 18.2K engagements
"He was clearly being ironic. This kind of bad-faith intentional obtuseness from the left a la tRuMp SaId We ShOuLD DRINK BLEACH is one of the many many reasons we got him a second time. Trump on Epstein: I never went to the island. Bill Clinton went there supposedly [--] times. I never had the privilege of going to the island. I turned it down. https://t.co/p5tUXX9zYC Trump on Epstein: I never went to the island. Bill Clinton went there supposedly [--] times. I never had the privilege of going to the island. I turned it down. https://t.co/p5tUXX9zYC"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1949893417171112014) 2025-07-28T18:03Z 46.2K followers, 35.7K engagements
"Oh dear. -Emma Thomas under a tent in the Sahara desert scrolling on her phone and seeing this. happy birthday dad 💙 https://t.co/HKcNXztA4G happy birthday dad 💙 https://t.co/HKcNXztA4G"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1950656541444743440) 2025-07-30T20:35Z 49.7K followers, [----] engagements
"I apologize for my tweet earlier of a sexual nature. Though I believe human sexuality is a beautiful thing the way in which I chose to portray it was crass and vulgar"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1951725056528376101) 2025-08-02T19:21Z 47.3K followers, 29.3K engagements
"Whenever I recommend a film to normies they always ask "what's it on" How the hell should I know"
[X Link](https://x.com/LFauexProd/status/1951798619654520900) 2025-08-03T00:13Z 50.1K followers, 728.2K engagements
"A useless media storage format that was deservedly forgotten Japanese electronics giant Hitachi unveils the world's first DVD-RAM camcorder in Tokyo. https://t.co/IRBVU5neqq Japanese electronics giant Hitachi unveils the world's first DVD-RAM camcorder in Tokyo. https://t.co/IRBVU5neqq"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1952008557848834084) 2025-08-03T14:08Z 47K followers, 15.2K engagements
"I normally hate when people say this but filming a Spider-Man movie in Scotland because of tax breaks is actually a [--] Rock joke. Tom Holland riding in costume on top of a tank for #SpiderManBrandNewDay https://t.co/oPRxwCt27V Tom Holland riding in costume on top of a tank for #SpiderManBrandNewDay https://t.co/oPRxwCt27V"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1952033141482488074) 2025-08-03T15:45Z 47.1K followers, 628.7K engagements
"The invention of the camera allowed humankind to break the one unbreakable rule of the universe. We could stop time. For that we must be punished. Every photo you take buries us further beneath hell"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1952388389527003619) 2025-08-04T15:17Z 47.4K followers, 65.9K engagements
"Every time you take a photo you are stealing from the Universe"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1952390200610726105) 2025-08-04T15:24Z 49.7K followers, 30.7K engagements
"I will not be manipulated by the trickster devil cat"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1952743264270110722) 2025-08-05T14:47Z 47.4K followers, 40.4K engagements
"Maybe this says more about me than the film but I've been rewatching Temple of Doom and I think Willie is funny. What Kate Capshaw is doing is really working for me. The screaming is funny"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1952766975974748261) 2025-08-05T16:21Z 47.4K followers, [----] engagements
"This is the scariest video I have ever seen in my entire life "Yeah my cat is friendly" the cat: https://t.co/LL3YLnE0XN "Yeah my cat is friendly" the cat: https://t.co/LL3YLnE0XN"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1952798770959450619) 2025-08-05T18:28Z 47.4K followers, 371.8K engagements
".@FedEx One of your delivery drivers is refusing to denounce Nazism"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1952806029886132379) 2025-08-05T18:56Z 49.7K followers, 61.4K engagements
".@UniversalPics My nephew with brain cancers dying wish to wanted to watch Jurassic Park 4K on my OLED TV but as soon as we started the movie he said This is a 2K digital intermediate that was upscaled to 4K isnt it And then he died. Shame on you"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1952927573467644156) 2025-08-06T02:59Z 49.7K followers, 138.4K engagements
"early human while the rest of the tribe looks on from behind the bushes: "No guys it means he's happy Here kitty kitty." "Yeah my cat is friendly" the cat: https://t.co/LL3YLnE0XN "Yeah my cat is friendly" the cat: https://t.co/LL3YLnE0XN"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1953587530299060708) 2025-08-07T22:42Z 49.7K followers, 14.9K engagements
"Liam Neeson makes the same mistake as Ryan Gosling in Barbie (both actors I love). They play it like they know they're a funny guy in a movie. Everything is done with a sort of knowing grin that I find very grating. Leslie Nielsen does NOT want you to call him Shirley"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1953819193499169130) 2025-08-08T14:02Z 47.4K followers, 17.1K engagements
"There is no better feeling than being validated by the Reddit community after spending your whole life feeling invisible"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1953840584692838411) 2025-08-08T15:27Z 47.4K followers, 16.7K engagements
"Are there any plans for a 4K restoration of Everybody Loves Raymond @CBS @warnerbros @RayRomano"
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1954552503091052760) 2025-08-10T14:36Z 47.4K followers, 10.4K engagements
""Breaking Ray""
[X Link](https://x.com/lafauexprod/status/1954556819814449290) 2025-08-10T14:53Z 47.4K followers, [----] engagements
"It's very revealing that men can only appreciate beauty if they imagine inserting themselves into it and defiling it with themselves. https://t.co/xbkk3b2u9J https://t.co/xbkk3b2u9J"
[X Link](https://x.com/LFauexProd/status/1954893981151842793) 2025-08-11T13:13Z 50.1K followers, 440.2K engagements
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@xaddiesanders addie sandersaddie sanders posts on X about in the, youtube, if you, to the the most. They currently have [-------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [-------] engagements in the last [--] hours.
Social category influence countries technology brands celebrities social networks travel destinations stocks finance musicians gaming fashion brands
Social topic influence in the, youtube #5912, if you, to the, france, watch, funny, movies, frame, money
Top assets mentioned Oxygen (OXY) Unify (UNIFY) Wings (WINGS) Aliens (ALIENS) Reddit, Inc. (RDDT)
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours
"My boyfriend films videos sitting in his car covered in fake blood with a butchers knife and then is surprised when someone calls the cops on him. I'll give you three guesses whether or not he's white"
X Link 2024-09-01T22:19Z 23.1K followers, [--] engagements
"Deer in Big Sur"
X Link 2024-09-23T18:08Z 23.2K followers, 436.6K engagements
"Sometimes Dan will leave the apartment with a bag of stuff and just say Ill be right back then come home an hour later and Ill see something like this on social media and we will eat dinner and watch tv and neither of us will acknowledge it Looking for Steve Harvey https://t.co/nmsF6DWQNZ Looking for Steve Harvey https://t.co/nmsF6DWQNZ"
X Link 2024-09-24T23:49Z 23.1K followers, 5.9M engagements
"Bf got a package from amazon said its nothing. [--] minutes later I see this"
X Link 2024-09-25T17:52Z 36.2K followers, 6.1M engagements
"This guy tried to drown ed harris twice to make the biggest flop of his career and everybodys like HOW could he be so callous about the future of VFX workers rights James Cameron has joined the board of directors for Stability AI I was at the forefront of CGI over [--] decades ago and Ive stayed on the cutting edge since. Now the intersection of generative AI and CGI image creation is the next wave (Source: https://t.co/pUlIflFQox) https://t.co/54XWHA4N0z James Cameron has joined the board of directors for Stability AI I was at the forefront of CGI over [--] decades ago and Ive stayed on the"
X Link 2024-09-25T20:01Z 23.1K followers, 237.1K engagements
"One of my favorite shots from the redwoods in Del Norte County"
X Link 2024-09-26T00:18Z 23.1K followers, 196.2K engagements
"GUYS IM FUCKING REAL 😭😭😭😭"
X Link 2024-09-26T01:29Z 25.9K followers, 282.9K engagements
"Anyway thanks for 14k followers in one day 🙏"
X Link 2024-09-26T01:34Z 36.5K followers, 199.9K engagements
"Under the spell of the Cyprus swamp"
X Link 2024-09-29T02:26Z 23.1K followers, 49.4K engagements
"Marine layer mornings"
X Link 2024-09-29T02:34Z 23.2K followers, 31.7K engagements
"me going from [---] to 20k in two days. im literally chappel roan"
X Link 2024-09-29T03:03Z 23.1K followers, 42.6K engagements
"(pronounced like dave chappelle) Chappell Roan"
X Link 2024-09-29T03:05Z 23.1K followers, 45.4K engagements
"Sail boat :-)"
X Link 2024-09-29T03:58Z 23.2K followers, 39.1K engagements
"my boyfriend @danhentschel had a really bad day on twitter yesterday i am a hobbyist composer so wrote him this piece to cheer him up and thought i'd share it with all of you too "For Dan ❤ (Piano and Strings)" don't worry it's instrumental i don't sing in it :-)"
X Link 2024-09-29T19:34Z 36.2K followers, 762.8K engagements
"Here are two more recent sketches of mine I am available for film and television composing work :-) addiesanderscomposer@gmail.com"
X Link 2024-09-29T20:42Z 23.1K followers, 49.2K engagements
"i wrote the song in Dan's new Joker videos"
X Link 2024-09-29T22:36Z 23.5K followers, 265.1K engagements
"honestly i always had a feeling i wasnt real"
X Link 2024-09-30T15:49Z 23.1K followers, 58K engagements
"thanks everybody for all your kind words about my joker song just for fun here it is rearranged for string quartet:"
X Link 2024-09-30T19:11Z 23.1K followers, 37.6K engagements
"barbie lowkey stole the aesthetic of my photo of palm springs at dawn"
X Link 2024-10-01T00:16Z 23.2K followers, 32.3K engagements
"idk how greta gerwig found my instagram story from november [----] but ive been silent for too long"
X Link 2024-10-01T00:19Z 23.2K followers, 23.9K engagements
"love is fucking bullshit"
X Link 2024-10-01T20:14Z 23.1K followers, 92.1K engagements
"great im dating a huge pussy"
X Link 2024-10-02T01:10Z 23.2K followers, 63.2K engagements
""i feel like that's not true" - me in a vice president debate"
X Link 2024-10-02T02:02Z 23.2K followers, 34.7K engagements
"the most reprehensible thing about the marvel cinematic universe is that it is a world in which a billionaire was allowed to develop point dume"
X Link 2024-10-02T15:04Z 23.2K followers, 26K engagements
"leaving my bf behind for a work trip"
X Link 2024-10-02T22:30Z 23.2K followers, 58.7K engagements
"grand canyon was stupid"
X Link 2024-10-03T02:03Z 22.6K followers, 19.8K engagements
"the self checkout is supposed to be for people who are just running in for a couple little things really quick. its not your little i have social anxiety machine"
X Link 2024-10-03T02:58Z 23.1K followers, 52.8K engagements
"lol @ me getting a ps5 playing GTA V realizing i just played the best video game that has ever or could ever be made and playing nothing else for the next year while it collects dust"
X Link 2024-10-03T19:15Z 34K followers, 27.9K engagements
"a lotttt of the dan hate is biphobia but yall aint ready for that conversation"
X Link 2024-10-03T21:24Z 23.1K followers, 63.2K engagements
"ppens Xi st uhoobwa sgonmiehtti meetsi rtohviasf hyam"
X Link 2024-10-07T14:38Z 23.1K followers, 34.2K engagements
"no I dont want to call dan. do you want to call dan @xaddiesanders Have you called Dan @xaddiesanders Have you called Dan"
X Link 2024-10-10T21:17Z 23.1K followers, 38.4K engagements
"one year when i was a kid for christmas i asked santa for a ballistics gel dummy Ballistic gel really fell off. That shit had a generational run on TV in the 2000s. I don't really believe it simulated human flesh either I think they just loved shootin goop. Ballistic gel really fell off. That shit had a generational run on TV in the 2000s. I don't really believe it simulated human flesh either I think they just loved shootin goop"
X Link 2024-10-11T17:11Z 23.1K followers, 20.3K engagements
"i am curious how this was recorded and by whom '75 seems a bit too early for consumer VCR As an added bonus heres the first commercial break from all the way back in 75: https://t.co/SxEwgbkRrY As an added bonus heres the first commercial break from all the way back in 75: https://t.co/SxEwgbkRrY"
X Link 2024-10-13T13:10Z 23.1K followers, 22.3K engagements
"Nothing fills me with dread more than getting home from work and seeing this"
X Link 2024-10-13T14:58Z 23.1K followers, 230.3K engagements
"@ChainlinkSnail im front of house. thats my work uniform. lol"
X Link 2024-10-13T15:16Z 23.1K followers, 20.7K engagements
"I cant imagine listening to this album in [----]. they probably had to clean up so many chunks of exploded heads"
X Link 2024-10-13T19:33Z 23K followers, 11.6K engagements
"the reason its called "getting sued" is because in the 1800s a woman felt she deserved half her ex husbands money and asked a judge for his opinion. he agreed. others followed her example and the practice became known as "getting Sue'd" - because her name was Sue"
X Link 2024-10-15T15:00Z 23.1K followers, 18.3K engagements
"if you ask most americans about NYC the way they view it is closer to a theme park rather than a city. a novelty. fun to visit but couldn't live there"
X Link 2024-10-17T13:36Z 23.1K followers, [----] engagements
"i am claustrophobic. that's a very real thing confirmed by both a doctor and a therapist. i will never "get used" to NYC. i need the wide open space of my [--] person car to myself. i can't live below anyone. i can't walk down the sidewalk if it's packed with people"
X Link 2024-10-17T13:41Z 23.1K followers, [----] engagements
"if you do this to someone with social anxiety you arent gagging them youre traumatizing them regardless of how valid your point may be you are knowingly humiliating and embarrassing them in a social situation saoirse ronan gagging men we love to see it https://t.co/Oyu5cdlPBq saoirse ronan gagging men we love to see it https://t.co/Oyu5cdlPBq"
X Link 2024-10-27T15:20Z 34K followers, 1.1M engagements
"meal is over and no one sang happy birthday pretty disappointing for a die hard olive garden fan @olivegarden"
X Link 2024-11-06T23:43Z 36.2K followers, 709.8K engagements
"idk who needs to hear this but yall do NOT have to be brushing your teeth more than once a week. at most. youre scrubbing off the protective outer layer that keeps them self regulated"
X Link 2024-11-09T04:31Z 25.9K followers, 56K engagements
"bf in the hospital and he never wants to watch anything over [--] minutes so give me movie recs 😄"
X Link 2024-11-15T02:23Z 25.9K followers, 119.4K engagements
"pray for my man yall he had an allergic reaction while filming a video in his car and his brain was deprived of oxygen for [--] minutes 💔"
X Link 2024-11-15T03:08Z 36.2K followers, 809.4K engagements
"ohhh wahh my bf is in a coma im gonna spend every waking moment crying about it and tweeting how devastated i am and be completely and totally nonfunctional is that what u want to hear or am i allowed to go the store"
X Link 2024-11-19T01:41Z 36.2K followers, 1.2M engagements
"my bf hasnt been home since thursday and i feel fine ive been ordering takeout smoking weed drinking wine and enjoying my alone time peacefully is this that mature stable love everyone talks about"
X Link 2024-11-19T04:24Z 25.9K followers, 199K engagements
"its so dry my fingernails are starting to separate from my skin and im supposed to be scoring a guys star wars fan film but i cant bc it hurts too much to play the keyboard"
X Link 2024-11-20T00:00Z 34K followers, 53.8K engagements
"i finished the sopranos :-("
X Link 2024-11-20T21:30Z 34K followers, 52.6K engagements
"im feeling the same way i did after i finished GTA [--]. it's all downhill from here. just gotta move on to a different medium"
X Link 2024-11-20T21:31Z 34K followers, 45.9K engagements
"you think youre introverted i lied to my bfs parents that he broke up with me the night before he died so i wouldnt have to go to the funeral"
X Link 2024-11-21T03:19Z 36.2K followers, 811.9K engagements
"bernie should start a new party. why not hes gonna die anyway"
X Link 2024-11-23T22:50Z 34K followers, 45.5K engagements
"saying a conductor has main character syndrome is very funny Shes completely out of time and drawing way too much attention to herself away from the orchestra and her music. I hate this new style of conducting. https://t.co/ymmRbrQmZu Shes completely out of time and drawing way too much attention to herself away from the orchestra and her music. I hate this new style of conducting. https://t.co/ymmRbrQmZu"
X Link 2024-11-24T19:37Z 36.2K followers, 124.4K engagements
"when i worked at a movie theater i saw somebody recording the credits of minions so i very sternly said "put the phone away or the police will be called." all the sudden a kid started crying the parents said "omg we're so sorry he has severe autism & this part makes him happy""
X Link 2024-11-25T17:53Z 36.2K followers, 90.8K engagements
"nothing to say just in love 😍"
X Link 2024-11-26T19:32Z 36.2K followers, 1.1M engagements
"hanging out with my normie family and im so bored bc i can predict every single thing everybodys gonna say in conversation bc Ive seen the exact same intellectual exchanges take place on the internet verbatim every day since 2010"
X Link 2024-11-29T18:52Z 36.2K followers, 95K engagements
"thats because there isnt. what youre describing is you getting defensive any time something confronts you with your own lack of taste"
X Link 2024-11-29T20:41Z 36.2K followers, 141.7K engagements
"the only retail workers i see with this mindset are young people who are in reality very privileged and could probably get money from their parents if they needed it but they choose to work jobs like these so they can feel like a victim I miss how Black Friday used to be https://t.co/PuMNvpF6eT I miss how Black Friday used to be https://t.co/PuMNvpF6eT"
X Link 2024-11-29T22:35Z 36.2K followers, 226.1K engagements
"working a minimum wage job to them is preferable to the guilt of being provided for by someone else"
X Link 2024-11-29T22:38Z 36.2K followers, 100.8K engagements
"supposed to be going to an art gallery w my parents & bf today but bf has a bladder condition and decided that gave him the right to kick open the door to an occupied Wawa restroom bc he could hear the person inside playing a video on their phone"
X Link 2024-11-30T16:49Z 36.2K followers, 164.4K engagements
"my cousins were addicted to heroin and if my brother hadnt gone on the cousin walk in [----] he might still be alive. but thats great that you all fucked each other"
X Link 2024-11-30T17:14Z 36.2K followers, 7.8M engagements
"im sorry maybe i had the wrong impression. since all of you say the same [--] things and shuffle between the same [--] personalities i assumed that the cousin walk was just the latest meme you were all repeating like a parakeet in lieu of lived experience. was i wrong"
X Link 2024-12-01T02:24Z 36.2K followers, 221.2K engagements
"heres a great example. hope this helps one of the templates of 10-20 things people say on here. seen it a million times. are you so insecure expressing yourself that you feel the need to select from one of these pre-written phrases youve seen others say successfully @xaddiesanders Idk if you are trolling or not but the cousin walk is when you go smoke weed with your cousins on a thanksgiving walk around the neighborhood. Hope this helps @xaddiesanders Idk if you are trolling or not but the cousin walk is when you go smoke weed with your cousins on a thanksgiving walk around the neighborhood."
X Link 2024-12-01T04:57Z 36.2K followers, 375.5K engagements
"when you go to disneyland paris are there white trash french families hitting their crying children and going "sacre bleu""
X Link 2024-12-02T14:07Z 36.2K followers, 226.6K engagements
"i still wear an N-95 mask in public everywhere i go. i wish i didnt. i have severe mental health issues neuroses and anxiety that was exacerbated by the pandemic. it is irrational and delusional. i wish i could be like those i see maskless & enjoy my life. but Im trapped"
X Link 2024-12-03T03:10Z 39.2K followers, 9.9M engagements
"its funny that people are defending him over this like the one thing that should unify everyone regardless of whether you think hes funny/talented/interesting is that he is clearly mentally unwell nobody else wants to talk about it so I will: what is wrong with dan hentschel nobody else wants to talk about it so I will: what is wrong with dan hentschel"
X Link 2024-12-04T03:03Z 36.2K followers, 1.8M engagements
"it's not enough bootlicking for you that the corporation owns all of your music you insist that the corporation also own your love of the music"
X Link 2024-12-04T14:59Z 36.2K followers, 110.1K engagements
"sorry y'all i don't need the big corporation to tell me what music i like. i can figure that out on my own"
X Link 2024-12-04T15:22Z 36.2K followers, 175K engagements
"Hey y'all haven't decided what to do with this yet. Stick around - much more to come"
X Link 2024-12-07T14:42Z 36.2K followers, 477.4K engagements
"The ultimate tragedy of Sponge Bob is that one wishes to reach through the screen and help Squid Ward but must accept that this cannot be done"
X Link 2024-12-18T15:03Z 39.2K followers, 2.4M engagements
"The stock photo result for "French person" is an extremely offensive racist charcuterie. One day I pray we will look back at images like these and be shocked that we allowed it"
X Link 2024-12-18T15:34Z 36.4K followers, 202.9K engagements
"I just watched the film ANORA. Why is it that male filmmakers never seem to be interested in a woman's struggles as a successful surgeon or physicist"
X Link 2024-12-18T21:38Z 36.1K followers, 88.3K engagements
"A toilet is very large. It has ample capacity to accept more than [--] user at a time. There is absolutely no reason why when there is a line out the door it should be treated as one single users private throne"
X Link 2024-12-19T21:44Z 36.4K followers, 28.9K engagements
"Not sure what this tweet refers to but my advice to all artists regardless of discipline is it is crucially important to follow your own intuition rather than attempting to please the whims of whatever audience of idiots buzzes about around your lantern. @xaddiesanders You're making me Breathless with how bad this shitty bit stinks Hentschel @xaddiesanders You're making me Breathless with how bad this shitty bit stinks Hentschel"
X Link 2024-12-20T13:44Z 36.5K followers, 34.1K engagements
"Amazing how people will get on here and genuinely convince themselves that liking the [--] most popular chain restaurants in the world is a hot take. Places like iHop Applebees Buffalo Wild Wings Olive Garden Cheesecake Factory and Texas Roadhouse are truly gems. Like it must suck pretending to hate those places cause the internet said it was tacky and cheap. Places like iHop Applebees Buffalo Wild Wings Olive Garden Cheesecake Factory and Texas Roadhouse are truly gems. Like it must suck pretending to hate those places cause the internet said it was tacky and cheap"
X Link 2024-12-24T01:42Z 36.4K followers, 26.5K engagements
"Researching highest grossing media franchises. Higher than Harry Potter Barbie and the MCU is "Anpanman." Worth $38 billion. A Japanese superhero w an anpan (bean filled pastry) for a head. I always wondered what outer space aliens would think of us. This briefly showed me"
X Link 2024-12-28T12:02Z 36.3K followers, 15.4K engagements
"I sat down with my daughter & we went through the Reddit comments on my Am I The Asshole post about what happened together. I tried to help her understand why I was NTA and why the comments taking her side were being downvoted. We even laughed at some of the funny ones"
X Link 2025-01-03T16:13Z 39.2K followers, 163.6K engagements
"Several months ago we cast Dan Hentschel in our upcoming corporate thriller short film Bandwidth (2025). On set he was verbally and emotionally abusive to myself and many other crew members. Keep in mind these clips are his behavior when he knew he was being filmed"
X Link 2025-01-22T22:31Z 39.2K followers, 3.1M engagements
""Horror fans" are among film's dumbest. Blind allegiance to a meaningless attribute. Like only eating foods that are yellow"
X Link 2025-01-24T15:19Z 39.2K followers, 279.8K engagements
"Dan Hentschel on people who dont think hes funny❌ From an upcoming documentary about the comedian"
X Link 2025-01-26T22:34Z 39.2K followers, 577.7K engagements
"Dan Hentschel says he sometimes does over 100+ takes of his car screaming videos. From an upcoming doc about the comedian"
X Link 2025-01-27T23:24Z 39.2K followers, 2.3M engagements
"In France death is sometimes referred to as The Big Orgasm"
X Link 2025-02-01T03:33Z 39.2K followers, 247.2K engagements
"My personal favorite Dan Hentschel video"
X Link 2025-02-03T19:43Z 39.2K followers, 1.1M engagements
"Dan hentschel is hit or miss but I do always think its funny when I see a tweet hating on him then check the persons profile and see them doing exactly what he does but worse and nobody gives a shit"
X Link 2025-02-12T00:39Z 42.5K followers, 970.8K engagements
"I cannot tell you how many times as an asexual man I have faced this type of extremely hostile sentiment from sexual partners. I dont know whats wrong with me and I cannot change it. I wish I could. Im sorry"
X Link 2025-02-13T01:17Z 42.5K followers, 190.6K engagements
"Watching him try to maintain relevance with increasing desperation actually makes me glad I have a boring office job instead of whatever prison this is. Broke my windshield doing car bits ☹ https://t.co/T2AR9m4rSg Broke my windshield doing car bits ☹ https://t.co/T2AR9m4rSg"
X Link 2025-02-13T19:27Z 40.9K followers, 3.2M engagements
"Its always funny to me that the remote luxury private island they go to in this movie is Little Tybee Island Georgia the burger scene in the menu was a thing of beauty https://t.co/F5m9SKVpX5 the burger scene in the menu was a thing of beauty https://t.co/F5m9SKVpX5"
X Link 2025-03-07T15:28Z 42.5K followers, 165.9K engagements
"A friend of mine working on the Odyssey set in Greece says it's causing some issues between Tom Holland and Zendaya. Supposedly Tom becomes a "different person" around Nolan. "It's a subtle change but he shoots down her ideas and is more dismissive-- presumably to impress him""
X Link 2025-03-13T19:56Z 43.1K followers, 38.6K engagements
"Coffee with Dan to discuss the doc and he keeps watching his own content laughing and saying I think thats funny As though defending himself"
X Link 2025-03-14T20:32Z 42.7K followers, 42.6K engagements
"I am absolutely enchanted by this apparatus. What is it"
X Link 2025-03-16T01:54Z 42.7K followers, 75.2K engagements
"Advertisers and grifters play you all like a fiddle because whenever you see a post youre so anxious to shoot your rocks off about How You Feel About It that you dont stop to ask critical questions about what youre seeing in front of you. Why even go to college https://t.co/4Pm3ZKM8QC Why even go to college https://t.co/4Pm3ZKM8QC"
X Link 2025-03-17T12:42Z 42.7K followers, 33.2K engagements
"Dan Hentschel's Twitter is fine but his YouTube is peak. His hour long in-character improvised car story time videos done in one unbroken take are where he truly shines. His most recent is a [--] minute video about his experience on the Titanic"
X Link 2025-03-19T14:58Z 43.4K followers, 1.1M engagements
"There is nothing wrong with the Eiffel Tower"
X Link 2025-03-20T16:38Z 43.2K followers, 13.8K engagements
"Please stop making ads go viral. Please. You guys have to get better at realizing when you are giving an engagement baiting grifter their wildest dreams. You are not dunking on some organically weird guy. Every second of this was designed to make you react this way. The morning routine https://t.co/HLhpwpKib8 The morning routine https://t.co/HLhpwpKib8"
X Link 2025-03-22T14:08Z 43.1K followers, 197.9K engagements
"Used to hear a lot about Niagara Falls. Now not so much. Why"
X Link 2025-03-22T16:51Z 43.2K followers, 22.9K engagements
"@sable_cat The Office is good"
X Link 2025-03-27T17:30Z 43.2K followers, [----] engagements
"If Dan Hentschel been alive during the 70s Orb Son would've been the first of a five picture franchise scored by Bernard Hermann nominated for best picture with a ride at Universal Studios Orlando and "Don't look at Orb Son" would be on the wall in every Regal Cinemas Bathroom"
X Link 2025-04-04T19:25Z 43.3K followers, 52.7K engagements
"Does anybody know how to prevent residual detergent from spilling everywhere when you put the cap back on this Tide bottle design It seems like a significant design flaw"
X Link 2025-04-04T20:44Z 43.5K followers, 292.1K engagements
"It is fascinating how much Americans want to be mentally ill. They view mental disorders as fashion accessories. I just found out that creating fake scenarios in your head is a mental disorder. 🙂 I just found out that creating fake scenarios in your head is a mental disorder. 🙂"
X Link 2025-04-10T00:33Z 43.5K followers, 162.3K engagements
"Make this asshole famous. Good job it worked. Now theyre a famous asshole"
X Link 2025-05-03T03:56Z 43.5K followers, 10.1K engagements
"Steven Spielberg when John Williams played him the theme for [----] not realizing he is making the biggest flop of his career:"
X Link 2025-05-04T18:46Z 43.7K followers, 11.3K engagements
"Moving to America was the worst thing that has ever happened to me. You all have no idea how much better it is in the rest of the world. Your stupid country can go fuck itself"
X Link 2025-05-07T03:44Z 43.7K followers, 53.2K engagements
"Hitler pedophilia and suicide"
X Link 2025-05-09T20:05Z 43.7K followers, 36.5K engagements
"This person is right. Every quote tweet proves it. What will it take for you to see that YOU are giving these things their cultural power A woman becoming a millionaire for calling a child the N word wasn't enough Stop. Your negative attention is their currency. Cut them off. It's the single most authentically transgressive thing an artist has done in my lifetime and the result speaks for itself. It's the single most authentically transgressive thing an artist has done in my lifetime and the result speaks for itself"
X Link 2025-05-11T15:38Z 43.7K followers, [----] engagements
"Looking for legal advice. Dan was experimenting with a massage gun that he believes activated latent LSD in his spine and caused him to be wrongfully terminated from Verizon"
X Link 2025-05-12T20:46Z 43.8K followers, 64.2K engagements
"The people on r/WildlifeRehab are naive to a very sad degree. Every post clearly written while crying. "Please help this pigeon got hit by a car and now I have it in a 7-Up container. Who do I call I don't want it to die" It will. And one day you will too. It's okay"
X Link 2025-05-17T13:52Z 43.8K followers, 14.1K engagements
"The Bible makes it very clear the suffering is our fault. if God good why suffering is still the hardest theological question tbh if God good why suffering is still the hardest theological question tbh"
X Link 2025-05-17T14:09Z 43.8K followers, 14.9K engagements
"LA is hell. I love it more than I'll ever love any other place. I'll breathe my dying smoggy breath under its clear blue skies. Because I belong in hell. No matter how good the food is or how cute individual spots in LA can be the disgusting sprawl and unending traffic and car infrastructure makes it an inferior city. I'm kinda blown by how much I hate it. Everything is [--] minutes away in traffic No matter how good the food is or how cute individual spots in LA can be the disgusting sprawl and unending traffic and car infrastructure makes it an inferior city. I'm kinda blown by how much I"
X Link 2025-05-17T17:04Z 43.8K followers, 12.4K engagements
"Why does Goodwill not sell womens underwear second hand Surely people donate it. And even if it is unsanitary to wear there are other reasons why it might be useful to people"
X Link 2025-05-17T21:10Z 43.8K followers, 93.2K engagements
"Tired of losing it"
X Link 2025-05-18T03:30Z 43.8K followers, 106.6K engagements
"A lot of you talk about Dan Hentschel the same way David Lynch was being talked about during the 90s"
X Link 2025-05-18T17:30Z 43.8K followers, 222.5K engagements
"Abortion is one of those issues where one side is just completely 100% wrong"
X Link 2025-05-21T22:47Z 43.8K followers, 634.1K engagements
"Choglit Choglit (2002-2003): A chocolate-flavored "dairy-based" beverage created in a collaboration between Coca-Cola and Nestle to directly compete with Yoo-Hoo. It contained 16% low-fat milk and was the first dairy product ever made by Coca-Cola. Sold in both cans and glass bottles https://t.co/XGUuqOtGy5 Choglit (2002-2003): A chocolate-flavored "dairy-based" beverage created in a collaboration between Coca-Cola and Nestle to directly compete with Yoo-Hoo. It contained 16% low-fat milk and was the first dairy product ever made by Coca-Cola. Sold in both cans and glass bottles"
X Link 2025-05-22T13:44Z 43.8K followers, 53.6K engagements
"Rewatching this I am reminded of those who say "I love true crime but don't want to see any violence." Or decry "unnecessary" scenes of sexual violence. This film does allow you to exploit its victims under one condition. You must understand the brutality inflicted upon them"
X Link 2025-05-24T17:38Z 43.8K followers, [----] engagements
"Biologically humans can only feel [--] things. I need to fuck that and I need to kill that. What you perceive as other emotions are merely those two in different ratios"
X Link 2025-05-26T20:59Z 43.8K followers, 46.1K engagements
"AI doesnt threaten me because we already live in a world where"
X Link 2025-05-27T19:57Z 43.8K followers, 22.1K engagements
"I didn't. we really took the pregenerative AI times for granted https://t.co/HOkJYbLQzc we really took the pregenerative AI times for granted https://t.co/HOkJYbLQzc"
X Link 2025-05-29T14:52Z 43.8K followers, 19.2K engagements
""Restored from 4K scans of the original negative." Yet only 1080p was released. Why"
X Link 2025-05-29T16:46Z 43.8K followers, [----] engagements
"I do believe the responsibility of doing the dishes should fall on the shoulders of whichever roommate recognizes they have the greatest available capacity in their emotional reservoirs"
X Link 2025-05-30T01:52Z 43.8K followers, 46.6K engagements
"Brushing ones teeth takes too much time and is wildly inefficient. What are we working on to streamline this"
X Link 2025-05-30T01:53Z 43.8K followers, 13.4K engagements
"Just delivered a speech to the TSA agent searching my bag that Tarantino himself would be proud of"
X Link 2025-05-30T11:51Z 43.8K followers, 12.4K engagements
".@united Flight attendant just gave an intercom message that made me feel molested"
X Link 2025-05-30T18:12Z 43.8K followers, 12.1K engagements
"Instead of abolishing the police why not make every tax paying citizen a police officer"
X Link 2025-06-01T19:20Z 43.8K followers, 13.5K engagements
"Im so sorry. I had no idea thats how my behavior was coming across. - Cat after achieving sentience"
X Link 2025-06-04T13:12Z 43.7K followers, [----] engagements
"Tired of antisocial perversion"
X Link 2025-06-04T20:34Z 43.8K followers, [----] engagements
"My Grandfather from South France taught me to shave by knicking myself with the razor in superficial places and using the blood as shaving cream of sorts"
X Link 2025-06-05T23:20Z 43.8K followers, 12.6K engagements
"Scrolling with passing interest as everyone deludes themselves into believing surely this time any of this will actually matter. @lafauexprod pierre thats cool but what are ur thoughts on whats going on on x the everything app today @lafauexprod pierre thats cool but what are ur thoughts on whats going on on x the everything app today"
X Link 2025-06-05T23:28Z 43.8K followers, 15.7K engagements
"The mountains of Pennsylvania in summer. just big green walls"
X Link 2025-06-06T11:35Z 43.8K followers, [----] engagements
"The American Dream"
X Link 2025-06-06T11:39Z 43.8K followers, [----] engagements
"Another river"
X Link 2025-06-06T11:50Z 43.8K followers, [----] engagements
"@joshtenet Yes. I don't like it"
X Link 2025-06-06T12:09Z 43.8K followers, [---] engagements
"Sunrise photographed while driving"
X Link 2025-06-06T12:13Z 43.7K followers, [----] engagements
"East vs West"
X Link 2025-06-06T12:24Z 43.8K followers, 10.8K engagements
"It has never been a better time to be an artist. People are so easily upset it is like taking a candy from a baby. Challenging the audience in any way is transgressive. The more cancelled you get the more famous you get. Anyone with half a brain just needs to flex their pinky. 🚨 Sabrina Carpenter announces new album Mans Best Friend. Out August 29th. https://t.co/2aXa70OKG7 🚨 Sabrina Carpenter announces new album Mans Best Friend. Out August 29th. https://t.co/2aXa70OKG7"
X Link 2025-06-12T17:04Z 43.7K followers, 34K engagements
"Why is there a leaf in my bowl @ChipotleTweets"
X Link 2025-06-12T17:15Z 43.7K followers, 34.4K engagements
"Bit misleading. Its not a Van Gogh chair. Its a chair by some random nobody that is called The Van Gogh Chair. Idiot tourist sits on and shatters Van Gogh chair adorned with thousands of Swarovski crystals https://t.co/DsMJ5N79hM https://t.co/K1r18A5z8Q Idiot tourist sits on and shatters Van Gogh chair adorned with thousands of Swarovski crystals https://t.co/DsMJ5N79hM https://t.co/K1r18A5z8Q"
X Link 2025-06-13T22:35Z 43.7K followers, 2.5M engagements
"Every once in a while people suddenly re-discover that Tucker Carlson like Trump is watchable and funny. As if that is not precisely how they crawled inside us and delivered their poison"
X Link 2025-06-19T19:22Z 43.7K followers, [----] engagements
"The left somehow convinces themselves that they enjoy Tucker Carlson in a more elevated and enlightened way than their boomer parents in front of the TV glued to Fox News. Its different when they do it surely"
X Link 2025-06-19T19:29Z 43.7K followers, [----] engagements
"The chilling thing about Mr. Beast is the same as many other ruthlessly ambitious capitalists before him. He is having fun. At least the closest thing he can to it. JackSepticEye was on the money https://t.co/Zk5jnqpu8h JackSepticEye was on the money https://t.co/Zk5jnqpu8h"
X Link 2025-06-22T13:16Z 43.7K followers, 18.9K engagements
"A photo that only made sense for one week in [----] tweeted today for some reason. https://t.co/ssVXRTHbe3 https://t.co/ssVXRTHbe3"
X Link 2025-06-23T01:57Z 44.3K followers, 95.1K engagements
"That shot at the bottom would take maybe [--] seconds to achieve in-camera. I love seeing the before and after for the Void effect it looks so good https://t.co/U2O7kLkFMB I love seeing the before and after for the Void effect it looks so good https://t.co/U2O7kLkFMB"
X Link 2025-06-27T14:18Z 45.6K followers, 5.6M engagements
"Similar experience at @olivegarden Waitress had time to sing happy birthday to three different tables but not bring the check. Happy [--] year anniversary to the Cheese Wife to those who celebrate https://t.co/XFK2eZTElH Happy [--] year anniversary to the Cheese Wife to those who celebrate https://t.co/XFK2eZTElH"
X Link 2025-06-27T22:17Z 44.3K followers, 168.5K engagements
"Perfect example of an internet humor phenomenon. Person A makes an obvious joke in which the punchline is implied. But the audience is too lazy and stupid to connect the dots themselves so Person B spoon feeds it to them in their high chair and they giggle with delight. https://t.co/5njaSKJ6Nc https://t.co/5njaSKJ6Nc"
X Link 2025-06-29T14:13Z 44.3K followers, 85.4K engagements
"It's [----]. M3GAN [---] is actually a masterpiece. It's impossible to imagine them making a film like this now"
X Link 2025-06-30T13:51Z 44.3K followers, 13.6K engagements
"Its so interesting having grown up in the early 2000s seeing the nostalgic reverence for this Michael Jackson when all you know is THAT Michael Jackson. beat it by michael jackson. https://t.co/bpFxTfXDtc beat it by michael jackson. https://t.co/bpFxTfXDtc"
X Link 2025-06-30T15:57Z 44.3K followers, 16.5K engagements
"This is exactly why everything is terrible now. Creatives are letting the audience walk them. If you do that they're just gonna sniff a garbage can all day. Pull their leash where they need to go. Reddit users forced "Spider-Man: No Way Home" to change how Andrew Garfield and Tobey Maguire came back. There had been rumors that Tobey and Andrew were going to be in the movie and this is while were shooting. We were writing the script and we were working on where we https://t.co/RfN7uVGKeE Reddit users forced "Spider-Man: No Way Home" to change how Andrew Garfield and Tobey Maguire came back."
X Link 2025-07-01T17:23Z 44.5K followers, 223.8K engagements
"Top Gun Maverick is another movie I walked out of. Not furiously. About an hour in I realized I had seen everything it had to offer. The rest would be more of this. Wasn't interested. Went home. this is like a trillion shots of uncut joy https://t.co/gqaGNVP7eH this is like a trillion shots of uncut joy https://t.co/gqaGNVP7eH"
X Link 2025-07-02T13:26Z 44.4K followers, 43.5K engagements
"In Dan Hentschel's video "My First Date With Chat GPT" autofocus and auto exposure were left on. They change wildly throughout for no reason. This was to give the audience subconscious unease that an automaton was in charge and could not be trusted to do the right thing"
X Link 2025-07-02T17:41Z 45.9K followers, 167.2K engagements
"Best movie of the 21st century. Come on. You know it. We know it. Quit fucking around"
X Link 2025-07-03T13:29Z 45.6K followers, 117.8K engagements
"Dan Hentschels ultra-rare character THE PLATINUM GENTLEMAN has only been seen by [--] people on Earth. The only two videos of THE PLATINUM GENTLEMAN in existence were sent privately as Cameo-exclusive characters on July [--] [----]. No other copies of the videos exist"
X Link 2025-07-03T19:47Z 45.9K followers, 282.6K engagements
"I will explain why I think The Dark Knight (2008) is the defining film of the 21st century. All of American culture in this era stems from the belief that Batman could've stopped 9/11. The Dark Knight (2008) told every American you deserved 9/11 for even thinking that"
X Link 2025-07-06T16:28Z 45.9K followers, 158.7K engagements
"Breaking Bad is best when it is about a man lying to his family. The cartoony drug stuff Gus Fring all that sort of loses me"
X Link 2025-07-07T17:11Z 45.9K followers, 633.4K engagements
"On the Breaking Bad insider podcast I always remember Vince Gilligan discussing the scene in the finale where Walt prays to something "Maybe Satan" and the keys magically fall out of the sun visor. Jessie also says very gravely "You don't understand. He's the Devil.""
X Link 2025-07-07T17:22Z 46.3K followers, 1.4M engagements
"There is a very intentional mythical demonic element that the writers and Cranston are channeling. He can bend the Universe. I have nightmares about the character when I rewatch. It's very compelling"
X Link 2025-07-07T17:22Z 44.5K followers, 117.6K engagements
"@halo2mappack Definitely. When a writer can make contrivance feel like inevitability. What's happening is doomed to happen"
X Link 2025-07-07T21:26Z 45.7K followers, 74K engagements
".@Postmates REFUND. REFUND. REFUND. REFUND. REFUND. REFUND. REFUND. REFUND. REFUND. REFUND. REFUND. REFUND. REFUND. REFUND. REFUND. REFUND. REFUND. REFUND. REFUND. REFUND. REFUND. REFUND. REFUND. REFUND. REFUND. REFUND. REFUND. REFUND. REFUND. REFUND. REFUND. REFUND. REFUND"
X Link 2025-07-08T01:10Z 46.1K followers, 17K engagements
"Looking for countries with no extradition to the US and climates similar to Los Angeles"
X Link 2025-07-09T17:53Z 45.9K followers, 14K engagements
"If Dan Hentschel wore a T-shirt that said "Legalize Incest" everybody would say he was inventing a new type of comedy"
X Link 2025-07-09T20:02Z 46.3K followers, 407.4K engagements
"Love island is an interesting rebuttal to the idea that culture is sexually regressing into Puritanism. This is a show that airs on American network television all of your coworkers watch it. And its premise hinges almost entirely on voyeuristic and exhibitionist sex. THEYRE FREAKED TF OUT #LoveIslandUSA https://t.co/FAOiC5SoCE THEYRE FREAKED TF OUT #LoveIslandUSA https://t.co/FAOiC5SoCE"
X Link 2025-07-10T19:46Z 46.3K followers, 60.2K engagements
"Wow what are the odds Justin Bieber went viral a few weeks before his album came out They really lucked out with that one"
X Link 2025-07-12T13:59Z 45.9K followers, 30.5K engagements
"The added context that the guy walking through the frame is the social media manager himself is very sad. This desperate self insert tells me that indeed as he scrolls through the quote tweets smiling giddily at his phone he does understand deep down how pathetic he is. Nowhere in the Constitution does it say we cant post banger memes 💥 https://t.co/nwH7NziRBD Nowhere in the Constitution does it say we cant post banger memes 💥 https://t.co/nwH7NziRBD"
X Link 2025-07-12T19:24Z 45.9K followers, 58.2K engagements
"If this guy ends up being a serial pedophile it will be the killing blow for the "making art about fucked up things doesn't make you a fucked up person" movement The Epstein client list is real. So is the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus. The Epstein client list is real. So is the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus"
X Link 2025-07-15T19:14Z 47K followers, 6.9M engagements
"Seeing this for the first time as a kid in a French cinema was really special. The theater was filled with cigarette smoke. People were spitting at the screen. A woman went up to the projection booth screamed You are a bastard and slapped the projectionist in the face. Hoodwinked (2005) https://t.co/9xTdez0Ahz Hoodwinked (2005) https://t.co/9xTdez0Ahz"
X Link 2025-07-15T21:29Z 46.2K followers, 285.1K engagements
"Dan Hentschels latest YouTube video is the only good AI art"
X Link 2025-07-16T18:24Z 46.3K followers, 85.7K engagements
"Dan is not buying tickets to The Odyssey because he is hoping to be famous enough by July [----] to be invited to the premiere"
X Link 2025-07-17T13:19Z 46.3K followers, 27.6K engagements
"In order to get tickets to 70mm IMAX you should have to pass a short knowledge test [--] to [--] questions to prove you have any clue what it even is"
X Link 2025-07-17T13:29Z 46.3K followers, 10.8K engagements
"Stuff like this really hits home that everybody involved at every stage of production got the job because they knew somebody. Its a Jorts Summer And its also Will Ferrell's birthday. You know what has to be done. https://t.co/eUGclVqspn Its a Jorts Summer And its also Will Ferrell's birthday. You know what has to be done. https://t.co/eUGclVqspn"
X Link 2025-07-18T01:25Z 46.3K followers, 500.4K engagements
"Time for the annual PhD dissertation of [--] Rock. People are so determined to elevate laughter into an intellectual exercise. Will burping shitting farting be next"
X Link 2025-07-18T15:07Z 46.3K followers, 10.4K engagements
"Funny that if you don't know who Johnny Carson is The Shining "Here's Johnny" line is just a guy saying "Here's Johnny" for some reason even though his name isn't Johnny"
X Link 2025-07-21T00:52Z 47.1K followers, 880.1K engagements
"Very enlightening that being comfortable is not something they culturally embrace in the UK. American realising their first electric bill in uk is double their rent because they wanted to be comfy in summer https://t.co/Q5fjP8JBMs American realising their first electric bill in uk is double their rent because they wanted to be comfy in summer https://t.co/Q5fjP8JBMs"
X Link 2025-07-21T01:52Z 46.2K followers, 1.8M engagements
"So close. This is actually a 480p video on the internet. 11K scan of a Christopher Nolan's Oppenheimer frame in [--] mm IMAX film in 1:43:1 format https://t.co/sxQmD8XvOh 11K scan of a Christopher Nolan's Oppenheimer frame in [--] mm IMAX film in 1:43:1 format https://t.co/sxQmD8XvOh"
X Link 2025-07-21T16:12Z 46.3K followers, 165.5K engagements
"Was hacked earlier. The hacker posted an incredibly disturbing homosexual sentiment that I do not endorse in any way"
X Link 2025-07-22T13:25Z 49.7K followers, 243.4K engagements
"I was always under the impression that somehow famous people were immune to criticism or above it all or had the mental fortitude to not read it or care. Then I realized no actually they read every single thing and take it really personally and it really bothers them. Hes still reading all of the mean tweets https://t.co/XmXnPYwa02 Hes still reading all of the mean tweets https://t.co/XmXnPYwa02"
X Link 2025-07-24T14:06Z 46.1K followers, [---] engagements
"1000 times funnier and more interesting than a successful backflip. He should be very proud. A guest on CNN attempted to backflip. https://t.co/1bo6MhkaDI A guest on CNN attempted to backflip. https://t.co/1bo6MhkaDI"
X Link 2025-07-24T23:19Z 47K followers, 3M engagements
"Dont buy this shitty TV. Get a smaller OLED. If you like watching things it is life changing. Growing up I always imagined a [---] TV would cost like a million dollars or something Costco has one for under $1700 😭😭 https://t.co/nzbpagnNzi Growing up I always imagined a [---] TV would cost like a million dollars or something Costco has one for under $1700 😭😭 https://t.co/nzbpagnNzi"
X Link 2025-07-26T13:11Z 47K followers, 18.2K engagements
"He was clearly being ironic. This kind of bad-faith intentional obtuseness from the left a la tRuMp SaId We ShOuLD DRINK BLEACH is one of the many many reasons we got him a second time. Trump on Epstein: I never went to the island. Bill Clinton went there supposedly [--] times. I never had the privilege of going to the island. I turned it down. https://t.co/p5tUXX9zYC Trump on Epstein: I never went to the island. Bill Clinton went there supposedly [--] times. I never had the privilege of going to the island. I turned it down. https://t.co/p5tUXX9zYC"
X Link 2025-07-28T18:03Z 46.2K followers, 35.7K engagements
"Oh dear. -Emma Thomas under a tent in the Sahara desert scrolling on her phone and seeing this. happy birthday dad 💙 https://t.co/HKcNXztA4G happy birthday dad 💙 https://t.co/HKcNXztA4G"
X Link 2025-07-30T20:35Z 49.7K followers, [----] engagements
"I apologize for my tweet earlier of a sexual nature. Though I believe human sexuality is a beautiful thing the way in which I chose to portray it was crass and vulgar"
X Link 2025-08-02T19:21Z 47.3K followers, 29.3K engagements
"Whenever I recommend a film to normies they always ask "what's it on" How the hell should I know"
X Link 2025-08-03T00:13Z 50.1K followers, 728.2K engagements
"A useless media storage format that was deservedly forgotten Japanese electronics giant Hitachi unveils the world's first DVD-RAM camcorder in Tokyo. https://t.co/IRBVU5neqq Japanese electronics giant Hitachi unveils the world's first DVD-RAM camcorder in Tokyo. https://t.co/IRBVU5neqq"
X Link 2025-08-03T14:08Z 47K followers, 15.2K engagements
"I normally hate when people say this but filming a Spider-Man movie in Scotland because of tax breaks is actually a [--] Rock joke. Tom Holland riding in costume on top of a tank for #SpiderManBrandNewDay https://t.co/oPRxwCt27V Tom Holland riding in costume on top of a tank for #SpiderManBrandNewDay https://t.co/oPRxwCt27V"
X Link 2025-08-03T15:45Z 47.1K followers, 628.7K engagements
"The invention of the camera allowed humankind to break the one unbreakable rule of the universe. We could stop time. For that we must be punished. Every photo you take buries us further beneath hell"
X Link 2025-08-04T15:17Z 47.4K followers, 65.9K engagements
"Every time you take a photo you are stealing from the Universe"
X Link 2025-08-04T15:24Z 49.7K followers, 30.7K engagements
"I will not be manipulated by the trickster devil cat"
X Link 2025-08-05T14:47Z 47.4K followers, 40.4K engagements
"Maybe this says more about me than the film but I've been rewatching Temple of Doom and I think Willie is funny. What Kate Capshaw is doing is really working for me. The screaming is funny"
X Link 2025-08-05T16:21Z 47.4K followers, [----] engagements
"This is the scariest video I have ever seen in my entire life "Yeah my cat is friendly" the cat: https://t.co/LL3YLnE0XN "Yeah my cat is friendly" the cat: https://t.co/LL3YLnE0XN"
X Link 2025-08-05T18:28Z 47.4K followers, 371.8K engagements
".@FedEx One of your delivery drivers is refusing to denounce Nazism"
X Link 2025-08-05T18:56Z 49.7K followers, 61.4K engagements
".@UniversalPics My nephew with brain cancers dying wish to wanted to watch Jurassic Park 4K on my OLED TV but as soon as we started the movie he said This is a 2K digital intermediate that was upscaled to 4K isnt it And then he died. Shame on you"
X Link 2025-08-06T02:59Z 49.7K followers, 138.4K engagements
"early human while the rest of the tribe looks on from behind the bushes: "No guys it means he's happy Here kitty kitty." "Yeah my cat is friendly" the cat: https://t.co/LL3YLnE0XN "Yeah my cat is friendly" the cat: https://t.co/LL3YLnE0XN"
X Link 2025-08-07T22:42Z 49.7K followers, 14.9K engagements
"Liam Neeson makes the same mistake as Ryan Gosling in Barbie (both actors I love). They play it like they know they're a funny guy in a movie. Everything is done with a sort of knowing grin that I find very grating. Leslie Nielsen does NOT want you to call him Shirley"
X Link 2025-08-08T14:02Z 47.4K followers, 17.1K engagements
"There is no better feeling than being validated by the Reddit community after spending your whole life feeling invisible"
X Link 2025-08-08T15:27Z 47.4K followers, 16.7K engagements
"Are there any plans for a 4K restoration of Everybody Loves Raymond @CBS @warnerbros @RayRomano"
X Link 2025-08-10T14:36Z 47.4K followers, 10.4K engagements
""Breaking Ray""
X Link 2025-08-10T14:53Z 47.4K followers, [----] engagements
"It's very revealing that men can only appreciate beauty if they imagine inserting themselves into it and defiling it with themselves. https://t.co/xbkk3b2u9J https://t.co/xbkk3b2u9J"
X Link 2025-08-11T13:13Z 50.1K followers, 440.2K engagements
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