# ![@Katerade Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::14691245.png) @Katerade Kate

Kate posts on X about north carolina, san diego, murder, in the the most. They currently have [---] followers and [----] posts still getting attention that total [------] engagements in the last [--] hours.

### Engagements: [------] [#](/creator/twitter::14691245/interactions)
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- [--] Week [-----] +6.60%
- [--] Month [------] -77%
- [--] Months [----------] +56%
- [--] Year [----------] +301%

### Mentions: [--] [#](/creator/twitter::14691245/posts_active)
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- [--] Month [--] -87%
- [--] Months [-----] +418%
- [--] Year [-----] +165%

### Followers: [---] [#](/creator/twitter::14691245/followers)
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- [--] Week [---] +0.34%
- [--] Month [---] +2.70%
- [--] Months [---] +16%
- [--] Year [---] +30%

### CreatorRank: [---------] [#](/creator/twitter::14691245/influencer_rank)
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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
[stocks](/list/stocks)  [technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  [countries](/list/countries)  [finance](/list/finance)  [social networks](/list/social-networks)  [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations)  [celebrities](/list/celebrities)  [musicians](/list/musicians)  [fashion brands](/list/fashion-brands)  [automotive brands](/list/automotive-brands) 

**Social topic influence**
[north carolina](/topic/north-carolina), [san diego](/topic/san-diego), [murder](/topic/murder), [in the](/topic/in-the), [if you](/topic/if-you), [to the](/topic/to-the), [snowboarding](/topic/snowboarding), [money](/topic/money), [twitter](/topic/twitter), [insurance](/topic/insurance)

**Top assets mentioned**
[Alphabet Inc Class A (GOOGL)](/topic/$googl) [Kroger Co (KR)](/topic/kroger) [Spotify Technology (SPOT)](/topic/spotify) [CVS Health Corp (CVS)](/topic/cvs) [Globe Life Inc (GL)](/topic/$gl) [LimeWire (LMWR)](/topic/limewire) [Uber Technologies, Inc. (UBER)](/topic/uber) [McDonald's Corp (MCD)](/topic/mcdonalds)
### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"Hey @becky_mi I'm getting MacKenzie-Childs ads now on my work computer on a site I never visit from my phone cool cool"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1151224708676935680)  2019-07-16T20:18Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@annehelen It's wasteful but you gotta run a full tank or two through it. Maybe collect the water for gardening"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1328404295360929794)  2020-11-16T18:27Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@lt_winslow He has taken me to the ER for unexplained bleeding before so I know he's comfortable with it but do I trust him to know the difference between Playtex Sport Super and Kotex Ultra in a pinch not a goddamn chance"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1348800451806982144)  2021-01-12T01:14Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@Athens_Grease @tiny_oranges Dont listen to her she only knows dive bars and skate parks"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1377095847574441984)  2021-03-31T03:10Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@heshsson Happy new year and chag sameach"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1874327906203426912)  2025-01-01T05:32Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"The Zillenials all revved up about brunette Sabrina Carpenter have clearly never seen the Christina Aguilera "Candyman" video"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1890319699201704143)  2025-02-14T08:38Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Sooooo @FlyFrontier y'all just leave [--] minutes early for no reason My flight was scheduled for 3:39 I was at the gate at 3:20 and was told the flight had left. I'd like a customer service rep to contact me please DM is fine. Thanks"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1890504458850746641)  2025-02-14T20:52Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@jbandersoncpa I watched this movie in a motel room with like [--] other people on an ill-fated snowboarding trip after I had wiped out and busted my coccyx. I was extremely drunk and high on bootleg vicodin and remember nothing about it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1892895629975687363)  2025-02-21T11:14Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Mike Ness was extremely irritated that I recognized him when he came to my teller window at a bank in Monterey. I asked for his autograph and he pointed at his withdrawal slip and said "you have it". (He did finally begrudgingly give me one to keep.) Has a celebrity ever been rude to you Has a celebrity ever been rude to you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1893060881627435097)  2025-02-21T22:11Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@jESSPEEBEE The most [----] thing ever"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1893066961082290291)  2025-02-21T22:35Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"We are so fucking back. Call your local weatherperson tell them winter is OVAH"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1893348144575860918)  2025-02-22T17:12Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Man East Carolina fans travel. I was today years old when I learned that's even a real college"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1893353852390228471)  2025-02-22T17:35Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@MeGustoCarne @somanybadtweets Oh yeah you don't have Sonics there do you When I lived in San Diego the closest one was in El Centro out in the middle of the fuckin desert and yes I DID make a special trip one time just for a nostalgia fix"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1894400435894849936)  2025-02-25T14:53Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@MeGustoCarne The things you'll do for a box lunch from Panera"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1894798808019570801)  2025-02-26T17:16Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@FirstDerivative What is happening here why is your keyboard pink why are you eating at your desk()"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1910629444915515898)  2025-04-11T09:42Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Find the 2nd grade Kate"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1978080319908520308)  2025-10-14T12:47Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Every single woman walking out the club in [----] wearing the Steve Madden knockoff platform slides (guilty) [--] year old Senator Mitch McConnell just tripped and fell while being asked about ICE https://t.co/Cnw40A2kOn [--] year old Senator Mitch McConnell just tripped and fell while being asked about ICE https://t.co/Cnw40A2kOn"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1978986651637481611)  2025-10-17T00:49Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Shout out to the Charlotte airport for playing back to back extremely horny Chappell Roan and Sabrina Carpenter songs interspersed with announcements for Catholic mass"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1979891300087529571)  2025-10-19T12:44Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Not retweeting it because it's upsetting but somebody posted a picture of their dead cat in a makeshift grave in their yard What the fuck man"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1979913253103751471)  2025-10-19T14:11Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@IraGilligan Wait what is furniture market week"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1981294149128069389)  2025-10-23T09:38Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@berstreet I saw a different tweet saying it was archival Karan but who knows if that's true"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1981409957544141237)  2025-10-23T17:18Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"At the extremely white extremely late-middle-aged-veering-boomer local spot and Hit 'Em Up came on and somebody cut it off in the middle to put on fucking Margaritaville. I gotta get out of this town man"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1981811786966880574)  2025-10-24T19:55Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"I don't know that the women's shelter needs trash cleanup so much as they need somebody to carpetbomb them with agent orange"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1982076696732848194)  2025-10-25T13:28Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"extremely Dio voice"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1982087330585366615)  2025-10-25T14:10Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Not totally sure of the difference between stayed and visited but it is notable that I have never even set foot in Idaho for my west of the Mississippi states I kept it moving for a good while https://t.co/vnMCRGB5t2 I kept it moving for a good while https://t.co/vnMCRGB5t2"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1983325769536528476)  2025-10-29T00:11Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@MyHaploidHeart I've spent many nights in Jersey"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1983334299047956570)  2025-10-29T00:45Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"I am done fucking arguing over $500 here and there for the benefit of a billion dollar evil empire company and I am about to m*rder one of my colleagues who keeps insisting that we do so. IT'S NOT YOUR FUCKING MONEY WHAT DO YOU FUCKING CARE"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1983493866452893945)  2025-10-29T11:19Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@Brianthemovie That's [--] separate slutty bowling alley recommendations what kind of bowling alleys are y'all going to"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1983513856350548127)  2025-10-29T12:38Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Respectfully what the fuck 2: Electric Boogaloo @freeg4h what the hell is wrong with y'all https://x.com/ElChibo/status/1983310069904355377t=pvAD7QxBDDdxIDlYC4rSHA&s=19 Texas State has a pissing wall. https://t.co/I6jlofk2uF https://x.com/ElChibo/status/1983310069904355377t=pvAD7QxBDDdxIDlYC4rSHA&s=19 Texas State has a pissing wall. https://t.co/I6jlofk2uF"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1983526266578890916)  2025-10-29T13:28Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"I have literally no idea where I'll be living in a year so uh quick which one of these cities do I want to go to Because I am one million percent seeing this show. The general presale starts TODAY at 10am local time https://t.co/00T9ExQAnu https://t.co/1ugIA8nhd6 The general presale starts TODAY at 10am local time https://t.co/00T9ExQAnu https://t.co/1ugIA8nhd6"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1983533093056102432)  2025-10-29T13:55Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"F E S T I V E"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1983921409832206687)  2025-10-30T15:38Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"A lot of you have a wild misunderstanding of what incognito mode means In a recent lawsuit settlement Google agrees to delete the incognito browsing data they keep about you. https://t.co/9J4a0TtcRW In a recent lawsuit settlement Google agrees to delete the incognito browsing data they keep about you. https://t.co/9J4a0TtcRW"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1984007305034445216)  2025-10-30T21:19Z [---] followers, 17.8M engagements


"Always skip the workplace happy hour"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1984059885592703162)  2025-10-31T00:48Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@PapaBearsTweets @RookieMisteak More than you'd think for a variety of reasons. The best one is in Mission Valley in San Diego btw"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1984369601023713602)  2025-10-31T21:19Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"The PGA doing an incredible bit here"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1984412672411255022)  2025-11-01T00:10Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"I ultimately said I wasn't dressing up for Halloween. And then I remembered that I've owned this stupid viking helmet for [--] years and have moved it literally cross country through [--] states lived in and countless housing situations and apparently have never been able to let it go"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1984439654301544636)  2025-11-01T01:57Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"Yes that is a Blackberry in the first pic if you zoom in. Just like the vikings had"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1984440016802664730)  2025-11-01T01:59Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@ByAndrewWagner That was actually in San Diego 😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1984463164033962343)  2025-11-01T03:31Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@poniesandsodies Just show them your tweets you're providing a valuable service to the fine citizens of the UK"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1984578988400845194)  2025-11-01T11:11Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@freeg4h University of Texas Pitney Bowes: Your asskicking is in the mail"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1984764846810821085)  2025-11-01T23:29Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@freeg4h You wouldn't know because you'd be watching minor league soccer instead"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1984825853339988009)  2025-11-02T03:32Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"And with that I am done caring about sports until March Madness rolls around The Mavs stink on foreign soil as well The Mavs stink on foreign soil as well"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1984848317340098766)  2025-11-02T05:01Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Fuck it we ball. If there are any of the small-font Saturday bands that I absolutely shouldn't miss lmk"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1986394863550562602)  2025-11-06T11:26Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Back on my wintertime bullshit (riding my fake/used peloton while listening to the worst music possible because one week into daylight savings and I already hate everybody at my gym)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1986762495785390518)  2025-11-07T11:47Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@FirstDerivative"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1986776003834679759)  2025-11-07T12:41Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"NO I DO NOT HAVE ANY UPDATES SINCE WE LAST SPOKE AT 4:30 PM YESTERDAY I AM GOING TO RECREATE THE BOSTON TEA PARTY ON YOUR FRONT LAWN YOU FUCKIN LIMEY"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1986794070711181666)  2025-11-07T13:53Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@IraGilligan My bff (who I HAD actually worked with when we were in college so it wasn't total bullshit) got called once as my reference very early in my Big Girl career but this was well before LinkedIn etc. Not once since and my references are far more impressive these days lol"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1986908826260705419)  2025-11-07T21:29Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"I have no idea who this woman is but she seems very knowledgeable so I dub her the Erin Andrews of cricket and I need the name of her trainer"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1987059521206755732)  2025-11-08T07:28Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@happier_isles Love the LBC you been to Fern's"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1987065488862568744)  2025-11-08T07:51Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@happier_isles When I lived in San Diego I had to drive up to LB for work frequently. It really grew on me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1987165319127777666)  2025-11-08T14:28Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"I've seen literally all of I-40 except for the stretch between OKC and Little Rock and I can say that hands down the stretch between Raleigh and Wilmington is the most boring but somehow also the most pleasant"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1987201612130230413)  2025-11-08T16:52Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@CoryGravesVFFV Murder Kroger aka Burnout Kroger was my regular in Richland Hills on the [--]. In North Carolina we have Murder Food Lions"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1987212235266277835)  2025-11-08T17:34Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"What if Aaron Rodgers' fake wife was the friends we made along the way"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1988039554495139914)  2025-11-11T00:22Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"It's [--] this morning and I grabbed an Actual Coat instead of the nearest available novelty hoodie please clap. (I am not wearing said coat but I have it just in case I FINALLY get stranded on the side of the road like my mom always promised me I would.)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1988206615892500642)  2025-11-11T11:26Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@BadBart209 That's a lot of words to say "I wear used shoes""  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1988362951326101529)  2025-11-11T21:47Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"SHOTS FIRED @TheUSMgoose Goose text convos without context https://t.co/6Af8ywyH3W Goose text convos without context https://t.co/6Af8ywyH3W"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1988483741056954545)  2025-11-12T05:47Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@freeg4h Answer is obviously no because Pringle is road trip food. So unless you're bringing Pringle to North Carolina"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1988489167769117044)  2025-11-12T06:08Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"A non-exhaustive list: -Traders Village -Ikea -one of the shittier Texas state parks -Tarrant/Dallas county border -a surprisingly decent fire station turned bar/patio/eatery -@RookieMisteak's workplace (I think) -taquerias x infinity -people drowning in Joe Pool Lake every year what goes on here https://t.co/7XG3lWe3BA what goes on here https://t.co/7XG3lWe3BA"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1989679651086606495)  2025-11-15T12:59Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Quora the everything app"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1989692888138035487)  2025-11-15T13:52Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"I'm trying to go hiking but I flipped a u-turn and did some light trespassing to get a picture of this mid-century football stadium and THEN I had to go on a side quest and THEN I sat in the parking lot and talked on the phone for [--] minutes attention span at an all time low"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1989740217763532878)  2025-11-15T17:00Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"I wish I could say that I intentionally chose this shirt to wear to the "bbq" "capital" "of America" because that would have been a tremendous bit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1989787843468955700)  2025-11-15T20:09Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


""Red slaw" is an affront to god"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1989789556422664416)  2025-11-15T20:16Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@TownsUsa One of my favorite hiking spots ever is in that green splotch in the lower left corner"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1989867707206881680)  2025-11-16T01:26Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@jESSPEEBEE Bless her heart"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1990952974957367702)  2025-11-19T01:19Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@King829 Wasn't it almost [--] there yesterday Why in gods name were you drinking hot chocolate"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1991077947353051363)  2025-11-19T09:35Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"While I was saddened to learn that the butthole quote was fake I'm pleased to announce that "with Mike Tyson for some reason" will be entering the lexicon immediately. Thank you for your attention to this matter"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1991162925038375057)  2025-11-19T15:13Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Waxing poetic about Jack in the Box is my love language"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1991568168566059041)  2025-11-20T18:03Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@King829 @freeg4h I was quote tweeting somebody and they deleted their post. It was a pickup line involving carnivorous plants"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1991972494308495721)  2025-11-21T20:50Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"TIL that both Georgia and Virginia Tech have hockey teams"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1992030792764346434)  2025-11-22T00:42Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Just got WELL ACTUALLY'D about this so never fuckin mind"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1992035171076387213)  2025-11-22T00:59Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Also [--] I could be doing a lot worse"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1992050364678328398)  2025-11-22T01:59Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@honcho_villa I am firmly anti single-use kitchen countertop gadgets. But yeah I hadn't heard of these till recently either"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1992267381364932662)  2025-11-22T16:22Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@DeereJonathanxo I also had pen pals that I found in classified ads in the back of some magazine which was basically the 90s version of talking to randos on Twitter. I've been this way my whole life"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1992286552035299684)  2025-11-22T17:38Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@DeereJonathanxo Bless your heart for thinking I am in the Flat Stanley age demographic"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1992289004528804110)  2025-11-22T17:48Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Reykjavik just looks like Scandinavian Boulder"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1992585543025402197)  2025-11-23T13:26Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@LCSscallywag I have done my fair share of Albuquerque winters don't lie to me (Full disclosure I lived downtown/in the valley where it got dark significantly earlier.)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1993080518246907984)  2025-11-24T22:13Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"As relevant now as it was when I lived in Nebraska in 2010"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1993216520877707555)  2025-11-25T07:13Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@TownsUsa That whole upper right quadrant and beyond has excellent hiking and although not technically in the square I once got into an enormous fight with an ex-boyfriend in Silverado Canyon so I'll always have that I guess"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1993299446478913978)  2025-11-25T12:43Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"I legitimately thought Pablo Torre was a baseball player and I am now 1000% less interested in this story"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1993317718494179783)  2025-11-25T13:55Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@LCSscallywag With a Jolly Rancher IF YOU'RE FANCY"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1993447425567322243)  2025-11-25T22:31Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@angryjohnie I also saw an unrelated take saying that checks notes breastfeeding is cannibalism. This website is a rich tapestry"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1993681628481175783)  2025-11-26T14:01Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Problematic actually required to be productive on Thanksgiving Eve gap relationship"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1993749687208395178)  2025-11-26T18:32Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"I asked my mom what she wants to do for her birthday next weekend and her specific request is to go to the Warby Parker in Southlake. I am stunned and also thrilled that she wants to do SOMETHING. I don't even get my own glasses from Warby Parker"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1993818530249122132)  2025-11-26T23:05Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"I just witnessed a woman send back a martini because and I quote "I ordered a very dry martini with a lot of olives and this tastes like olive JUICE". Bitch what do you think happens when you dunk olives in ethanol"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1994170487035875790)  2025-11-27T22:24Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@freeg4h Straight out of the Potomac the way god and George Washington intended also I'm pretty sure they weren't oysters"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1994172074542207172)  2025-11-27T22:30Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@mmmeghan fly eagles fly AMIRITE (Sorry I had to.)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1994540167252906400)  2025-11-28T22:53Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


""Strongest drinks in DC" well yeah that's easy to say when you pour a highball glass full of bourbon and serve it with a tiny glass of Diet Coke as a chaser. You'll all be hearing from me tonight"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1994548853178044608)  2025-11-28T23:27Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Potomac Mills VA reminds me of San Antonio (derogatory)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1994812584126714080)  2025-11-29T16:55Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@ev_hendo Stopped to grab some water on the way out of DC and that was a mistake"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1994833571824152648)  2025-11-29T18:19Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@somanybadtweets @CHIDSPIN This actually looks like six sandwiches tbh"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1995242754801385807)  2025-11-30T21:25Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"I just realized the new Knives Out is in theaters which means I now have a capital-A Activity planned for every day of my mom visit and we won't just be sitting around her house staring at each other it's a post-Thanksgiving pre-Christmas miracle"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1996698123276627988)  2025-12-04T21:48Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"It is [--] and raining and Wake County has snow plows patrolling the [---] thank u for ur service"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1996898303292928206)  2025-12-05T11:03Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"RDU has an empanada stand now I take back every bad thing I've ever said about it. (Ok not really it's still way too podunk of an airport for the size of the population but This is progress.)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1996909411252764936)  2025-12-05T11:47Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Also found an empty gate with benches without armrests for true airport dirtbag maxxing everything's coming up Katerade"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1996912940474351967)  2025-12-05T12:02Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"*taps sign* What suburban Texas garbage do I want for dinner There are too many choices. What suburban Texas garbage do I want for dinner There are too many choices"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1996950083783340132)  2025-12-05T14:29Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@JimmyMcGill1005 @freeg4h Can one truly steal the idea of "cheap mediocre Mexican food served late" though"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1997048332594618398)  2025-12-05T21:00Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Bank of Dunkin is the only bank I trust tbh"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1997295939577594029)  2025-12-06T13:23Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@MedicatedWP Looks like a shitload of cat hair to me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1997453869501296904)  2025-12-06T23:51Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@air_panther I have no idea what this means"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1997489911516254631)  2025-12-07T02:14Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"If you save up enough Walgreens points you should get to take one (1) scoop out of the discarded pill bin"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1998457405735055424)  2025-12-09T18:19Z [---] followers, 269.5K engagements


"@HamHock42 Old Crow. It was the well bourbon of choice at a number of classy establishments that I used to frequent and it truly might make me vomit if I tried it now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1998511657346281742)  2025-12-09T21:54Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Snowboarding by myself on Christmas for the first time in [--] years: Bad idea Worst idea U r going [--] die Bad idea Worst idea U r going [--] die"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1998831258412138862)  2025-12-10T19:04Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@icculus26 @angryjohnie @NormaltownRec Niles MI May I introduce you to basically the mayor of Niles @nottheqb Show them what they've won"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1999624266598289785)  2025-12-12T23:35Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"I find it suspicious that a guy from New England so frequently seems to find himself at bluegrass concerts a genre that he allegedly "hates". @MeGustoCarne @somanybadtweets @BirdLawDS Please somebody from twitter eulogize me when Im gone and tell the world how much I fuckin hated bluegrass @MeGustoCarne @somanybadtweets @BirdLawDS Please somebody from twitter eulogize me when Im gone and tell the world how much I fuckin hated bluegrass"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1999961025639272878)  2025-12-13T21:54Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@King829 Save it for bougie chat"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2000961124670562470)  2025-12-16T16:08Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@probablyalissa Leavitt I'm old enough to be her mom had I made some poor decisions at [--] but it's just proof that heavy makeup and spray tans and hatred age you I also look better than this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2001036015788532207)  2025-12-16T21:05Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@katefeetie I did the starter military husband thing in [----] as a dipshit [--] yo and even though I never officially changed my name the Army slapped his last name on my military spouse ID so somewhere out there I exist as Katerade extremely Hispanic last name that I never actually took"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2002137793523560598)  2025-12-19T22:03Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Cue millions of boomers going into Klarna debt so they can share [--] year old memes and wildly inaccurate medical advice Facebook is testing a monthly $14.99 subscription and telling users they need to subscribe if they want to post more than [--] links a month. Facebook is testing a monthly $14.99 subscription and telling users they need to subscribe if they want to post more than [--] links a month"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2002406206359437399)  2025-12-20T15:50Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@GovernorAnne Exactly same reason the Maldives are off my list. Somebody on here was trying to sell me on it once and was like "we had our own dedicated servants" and bro do you hear yourself"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2002424889144487982)  2025-12-20T17:04Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@GrantKessler8 Surely you're out of lasagna by now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2002455386214068358)  2025-12-20T19:05Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@freeg4h @GrantKessler8 I will use your carcass for shelter do not try me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2002528365702750557)  2025-12-20T23:55Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@fostokes @SWTBlake @angryjohnie If I knew what any of this meant I bet it would be very impactful"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2003494420352807086)  2025-12-23T15:54Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@fostokes @SWTBlake @angryjohnie Maybe the Neil Diamond was the friends we made along the way"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2003496612296032265)  2025-12-23T16:03Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@fostokes I'm heading to Charleston on Christmas morning and managed to get a reservation there but I'm coming up short in Raleigh for tomorrow night. If all else fails there's a dive bar with surprisingly good hot dogs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2003505189668704463)  2025-12-23T16:37Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@freeg4h Monaco Murder Kroger is my new band name"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2003523146402652310)  2025-12-23T17:48Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Taco Bell had to ditch the "simple food for poor people" tagline when the cravings box became $7"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2003595541771616609)  2025-12-23T22:36Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@King829 @somanybadtweets Flying to DFW to hang out with you and NOT see my mom would be an incredible bit I'm in"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2003880418958102681)  2025-12-24T17:28Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@thereisnojayjay Baretraps Got em at DSW"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2003923256412459193)  2025-12-24T20:18Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"WE'RE CELEBRATING THE BIRTH OF CHRIST"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2004018897452966224)  2025-12-25T02:38Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@TimTimothy74 it's our other favorite Christmas movie. Inflation is a bitch"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2004034761728446840)  2025-12-25T03:41Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Get in losers we're going to Charleston"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2004198068519141795)  2025-12-25T14:30Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Fayetteville is the Waco of North Carolina"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2004205802467573814)  2025-12-25T15:01Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@TimTimothy74 easily half of my mom Christmas phone call was devoted to the results of my uncle's dog's DNA test. You will be shocked to learn that it's a mutt"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2004288004031156571)  2025-12-25T20:27Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


""1 horse [--] people 95" sounds like a Mr. Beast stunt"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2004610288398860709)  2025-12-26T17:48Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@King829 Oh exciting I don't even know what county I'm in"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2004709696893239564)  2025-12-27T00:23Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@jdtitan The Beef Welly for sure"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2004720491408560524)  2025-12-27T01:06Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"High-fiving every shithead on Queen Street"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2004728970387095958)  2025-12-27T01:40Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"Be excellent to others and cut yourself a little slack"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2004745232857080220)  2025-12-27T02:44Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"South Carolinians drive like Texans (aggressively and way too fast) and I mean that in the most complimentary way possible. It's wild that apparently everybody turns into a lobotomized grandma at the NC state line"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2004903619028726173)  2025-12-27T13:14Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"If you bought your dipshit child one of those electric dirtbikes for Xmas just know that you are now my mortal enemy and also the second he (and it will absolutely be a male child who does this) nearly mows me down on the sidewalk I'm kicking that shit over"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2004952174871105547)  2025-12-27T16:27Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@glennblumbee I use my index finger because I have freakishly small hands for my height and my thumbs don't reach 😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2004981310553817300)  2025-12-27T18:22Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@Notthatgiordano Oak Street Beach is beautiful this time of year"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2004986754932314310)  2025-12-27T18:44Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@GrantKessler8 @freeg4h He had some hiccups today I have it on good authority he'll be coming to us live from the OG tomorrow (Olive Garden)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2006221478195249537)  2025-12-31T04:30Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@FirstDerivative O RLY"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2006241992427110857)  2025-12-31T05:52Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@freeg4h DOING [---] ON THE DON VALLE STRADA PANORAMICA"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2006313768532488692)  2025-12-31T10:37Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Top [--] US cities ranked: [--]. Palm Springs [--]. San Diego [--]. Albuquerque [--]. San Saba [--]. Denver [--]. Savannah [--]. Bolivar [--]. That one town between Caddo Lake and Shreveport [--]. Getting hit by a car [--]. Chicago top [--] us cities ranked: [--]. chicago [--]. dallas [--]. houston [--]. jacksonville [--]. los angeles [--]. new york city [--]. philadelphia [--]. phoenix [--]. san antonio [--]. san diego top [--] us cities ranked: [--]. chicago [--]. dallas [--]. houston [--]. jacksonville [--]. los angeles [--]. new york city [--]. philadelphia [--]. phoenix [--]. san antonio [--]. san diego"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2006350842690171115)  2025-12-31T13:04Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@figure4pointer @anbl4498 As punishment make them listen to Too Far To Care front to back if they're girl children particularly it will resonate"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2006623293718278651)  2026-01-01T07:07Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"The female body is a work of art. The male body is utilitarian it's for getting around. It's like a Jeep. what opinion about women do you have that makes people feel like this https://t.co/J81E0BPPkb what opinion about women do you have that makes people feel like this https://t.co/J81E0BPPkb"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2007552227779711418)  2026-01-03T20:38Z [---] followers, 117.7K engagements


"I just spent [--] minutes of my life that I'll never get back explaining the difference between Dua Lipa and Rita Ora"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2007620606754468346)  2026-01-04T01:10Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Oh I already hate this place. I absolutely do not trust the hipster doofuses in this fuckass town to get this right"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2010010097758708097)  2026-01-10T15:25Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"I am being propagandized to move to El Paso and it's WORKING send help"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2010110532377022577)  2026-01-10T22:04Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@freeg4h Yes exactly wheel that bad boy on over here"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2010158486244770143)  2026-01-11T01:15Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@cw28508408 Yup"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2010384266996433356)  2026-01-11T16:12Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@freeg4h And the award was that they asked you to clean up the bat aisle and please never come back"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2010824240937763190)  2026-01-12T21:20Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@freeg4h @LCSscallywag Kaighxleighxxeigh is on the main stage at Knockouts tonight go talk some sense into her"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2010833035143295013)  2026-01-12T21:55Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@Benoit_Ballss @FirstDerivative I got 2/3 of the way there with some some turnip greens and panko baked tendies. Box shells and cheese is my weakness though I'll die (possibly literally) on this salty starchy delicious hill"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2010870272098713843)  2026-01-13T00:23Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@freeg4h *unless there are fake video games to be played like Good Enough or whatever"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2010882509202972736)  2026-01-13T01:12Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Brooks Koepka- -must immediately drop the s -will brush my hair and say I'm pretty -baseball flyout rule -wrestle Jon Rahm (shirtless) at the 16th hole -buy me a shot -wrestle Bryson DeChambeau (shirtless) at the 19th hole -call an Uber for me Brooks Koepka will play the Farmers and Waste Management. Hes back almost immediatelywith a penalty. $5m charitable donation Ineligible for Player Equity Program for [--] years (projected $50m-$85mish in lost earnings) Ineligible for [----] FedEx Cup bonus payout Eligible for Brooks Koepka will play the Farmers and Waste Management. Hes back almost"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2010990303818428534)  2026-01-13T08:20Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"The creators of the checks notes Will Smith Arctic exploration show () surely could have put a few more seconds of thought into coming up with a title"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2011477876768395476)  2026-01-14T16:37Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@freeg4h This is literally just Will Smith reciting facts the rest of us learned in 4th grade DID U KNOW that Antarctica is a desert It's dumb and perfect"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2011482682308415768)  2026-01-14T16:56Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@GrantKessler8 @nocontextfrogs I do love me a good pond"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2011570533809246693)  2026-01-14T22:46Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@berstreet A khaki suit anywhere in January is wrong"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2011960413894635570)  2026-01-16T00:35Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@ClueHeywood Doing the math here and if they're in their 20s that means he watched this movie with his grandpa who is our age or slightly older oh shit oh no"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2011997242987856318)  2026-01-16T03:01Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@GrantKessler8 @freeg4h Gront don't listen to him he claims to be a Braves fan because he had a really long layover at Hartsfield-Jackson once the Texas Rangers are clearly the team your heart desires"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2012107662926967051)  2026-01-16T10:20Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Getting chased out of a Mexican restaurant by a white guy in a Vikings Starter jacket is simply incredible flawless work St. Paul keep it going RESTAURANT RAGE: Federal law enforcement agents were forced to leave a Mexican restaurant in St. Paul Minnesota after diners began shouting expletives at them demanding they leave the business. https://t.co/YlLreAidJp RESTAURANT RAGE: Federal law enforcement agents were forced to leave a Mexican restaurant in St. Paul Minnesota after diners began shouting expletives at them demanding they leave the business. https://t.co/YlLreAidJp"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2012121510849429526)  2026-01-16T11:15Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"I grabbed this at the Asian market mistakenly thinking it was the usual chili crisp and it is NOT nor is it a sauce. It's more of a relish I guess Extremely crunchy mystery bits. This isn't a complaint but I was not prepared to put spicy peanuts on my eggs this morning"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2012147605204332739)  2026-01-16T12:59Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@rachaparker @RyanLostinTX The one near my old house in the Fort Worth suburbs got shut down in part because an employee gave birth in the bathroom and put the baby in the dumpster out back which I think is more an indictment of our country generally than of Souper Salad specifically"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2012152952350519760)  2026-01-16T13:20Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@figure4pointer I mean honestly kinda but I feel like this is an insult that's going over my head"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2012157521331404824)  2026-01-16T13:38Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@mcbias I know you didn't mean it this way but this sounds hilariously boomer of you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2012164512359592366)  2026-01-16T14:06Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"My mortgage payment unceremoniously went up by $300 goddamn dollars a MONTH purely taxes and insurance and I have never been so certain about leaving this goddamn bloodsucker of a state. Don't even get me started on vehicle registration here (approx. $400/year). I'm out"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2012195309976265027)  2026-01-16T16:08Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"It is [--] and sunny and the CVS has preemptively salted the sidewalk because it *might* snow in two days god bless the south"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2012255379992793113)  2026-01-16T20:07Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@WAForeskins Well if you go to the CVS in Holly Springs you will NOT fall"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2012274178607497699)  2026-01-16T21:22Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@BrandonEffDub Correct they definitely don't have a van in the budget"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2012637010771484771)  2026-01-17T21:23Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@MeGustoCarne @BadBart209 This is inspo for his Burning Man fit this year"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2012651999158763961)  2026-01-17T22:23Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"GOOD JOB GREAT JOB LOVE U I FORGIVE THE ENTIRE LAST TEN YEARS Hot damn Boncos Hot damn Boncos"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2012695742847078882)  2026-01-18T01:17Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Pump him full of the Peyton Super Bowl neck drugs for the next month what are we even doing here"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2012728530954522696)  2026-01-18T03:27Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@BrandonEffDub Ok wait now I would go there"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2013409736704626735)  2026-01-20T00:34Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@Benoit_Ballss Right at the beach Las Olas area no car. Any particularly good seafood"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2013476747228954983)  2026-01-20T05:00Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@Benoit_Ballss Now we're talking"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2013479224267407810)  2026-01-20T05:10Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@Benoit_Ballss You are selling this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2013480238492028976)  2026-01-20T05:14Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"I projectile vomited all over the bathroom BECAUSE of pain medication prescribed due to dental work so who's to say What % of historical figures do you think were just completely out of their minds from constant tooth pain What % of historical figures do you think were just completely out of their minds from constant tooth pain"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2013540421725458742)  2026-01-20T09:13Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@icculus26 You had a fear of Sheps Look how derpy they are"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2013592471452664033)  2026-01-20T12:40Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@freeg4h [--] hour coke is called meth Michael you know this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2014491367825670168)  2026-01-23T00:12Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@GrantKessler8 @freeg4h There was a time when most of my wardrobe came frome PacSun"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2014509641770672156)  2026-01-23T01:25Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@PapaBearsTweets I'd arrange an entire duck murder tableau on their bed"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2014543309423669545)  2026-01-23T03:38Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Hang it in the Louvre but it's a sports photo Hang it in the Louvre but it's a sports photo"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2014550255178563643)  2026-01-23T04:06Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"Who buys faucet covers immediately before a winter storm on Amazon and not in September at Home Depot with your overpriced pumpkins Boo this man Boo him @amazon how is this supposed to actually work without the squeeze lock mechanism https://t.co/wqvyT2lO04 @amazon how is this supposed to actually work without the squeeze lock mechanism https://t.co/wqvyT2lO04"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2014579482384830744)  2026-01-23T06:02Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Man just drink water at that point"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2014735968415129786)  2026-01-23T16:24Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@MedicatedWP I was actually pleasantly surprised at how un-apocalyptic it was. This was the Food Lion in Fuquay-Varina. The only section that was really picked over was the bottled water. But they had plenty of meat milk bread etc"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2014772954681249933)  2026-01-23T18:51Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@Koirakollodi @LCSscallywag There was also a period where if you ordered a vodka Red Bull at a bar you were getting a vodka Rockstar instead and that may or may not be coloring my opinion here"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2014806152542867952)  2026-01-23T21:03Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@BrandonEffDub @crawf34 @silverindow @figure4pointer I'm already bored I could climb scaffolding if I had to"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2015231853934805329)  2026-01-25T01:14Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@LCSscallywag I'll buy the grill and the dog from you for $7"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2015441347214242222)  2026-01-25T15:07Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@fostokes I could just eat it with a spoon (and have.)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2015543049393197398)  2026-01-25T21:51Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"This looks like something you'd get out of the claw machine at the bowling alley Tom Brady flexing his $653000 Patek Philippe Aquanaut at the NFC Championship Game 😮💨🔥 "Big game Big watch 💯 https://t.co/R5U598ih0V Tom Brady flexing his $653000 Patek Philippe Aquanaut at the NFC Championship Game 😮💨🔥 "Big game Big watch 💯 https://t.co/R5U598ih0V"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2015601404111462632)  2026-01-26T01:43Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@freeg4h I bought pleather pants at Charlotte Russe [--] years ago too doesn't mean they're relevant anymore"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2006690499818934707)  2026-01-01T11:34Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"DJ Khaled voice ANOTHER ONE Just saw a very large and very fluffy dog sticking his head out the car window in [--] feels-like temps while going [--] mph absolutely living his best life. He was built for this. Just saw a very large and very fluffy dog sticking his head out the car window in [--] feels-like temps while going [--] mph absolutely living his best life. He was built for this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2016680738398068947)  2026-01-29T01:12Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


""Reliably volatile hoes" has entered the vernacular I will not be explaining further"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2016931548436574671)  2026-01-29T17:48Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"I present to you the most "graphic design is my passion it's up to you to figure out which office I'm running for also I love Mondrian" campaign sign ever"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2016952766883565951)  2026-01-29T19:13Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Oh so men can't have hobbies now Feds say a would-be jailbreaker posing as an FBI agent tried to spring Luigi Mangione from Brooklyns MDC . armed with fake paperwork a fork and a pizza cutter https://t.co/3yQfYaPr3m Feds say a would-be jailbreaker posing as an FBI agent tried to spring Luigi Mangione from Brooklyns MDC . armed with fake paperwork a fork and a pizza cutter https://t.co/3yQfYaPr3m"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2016974819871318151)  2026-01-29T20:40Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@NoMoreMisteaks And right as I sent that some flurries started so maybe we'll get something after all"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2017598034645856523)  2026-01-31T13:57Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@TXbutallofit I went heavy on the cayenne obvs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2017714141356490979)  2026-01-31T21:38Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"And for my final trick on this the final day of winter as far as I'm fucking concerned I made a white people enchilada casserole. That's it we're done y'all can catch me in Phoenix or El Paso or Bakersfield or San Diego going forward. Making simple syrup and squeezing citrus for a batch of boozy lemonade on a fake snow day Folks what can't she do https://t.co/WYuuo2vT5m Making simple syrup and squeezing citrus for a batch of boozy lemonade on a fake snow day Folks what can't she do https://t.co/WYuuo2vT5m"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2017756164138618942)  2026-02-01T00:25Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"I went to Rapid Micro Biosystems and everyone knew you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/1986520187747664013)  2025-11-06T19:44Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"DoorDash but for somebody to come over and poke at this weird cyst on my back with a safety pin that they ran through a Bic flame for two seconds"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2015448938409586981)  2026-01-25T15:37Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"For your consideration baby's first hollandaise sauce attempt. Pretty good Fried eggs instead of poached because poached eggs are gross I said what I said"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2017616054613078111)  2026-01-31T15:08Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@freeg4h Ansel Adams. Randy Johnson. Big Red. These are some of the most influential names in photography"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2018745248180994338)  2026-02-03T17:55Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Shoutout to the business casual bro buying two Smirnoff Ice Smashes at 8:30 in the morning. I hope your Wednesday is magical"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2019040349944230017)  2026-02-04T13:28Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@crawf34 Skims as in the Kardashian underpants"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2019546722532540737)  2026-02-05T23:00Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@GrantKessler8 @foxyj_hoopsfan Idk sounds like the cops are coming for you literally as you're recording this. You're a monster"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Katerade/status/2019785891682615631)  2026-02-06T14:50Z [---] followers, [--] engagements

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