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# ![@HalleKiefer Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::16160036.png) @HalleKiefer Halle Kiefer

Halle Kiefer posts on X about in the, this is, baby, if you the most. They currently have [---------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [---] engagements in the last [--] hours.

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### Social Influence

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**Social topic influence**
[in the](/topic/in-the), [this is](/topic/this-is), [baby](/topic/baby), [if you](/topic/if-you), [the first](/topic/the-first), [i am](/topic/i-am), [friend](/topic/friend), [out of](/topic/out-of), [for the](/topic/for-the), [happy](/topic/happy)

**Top assets mentioned**
[Uber Technologies, Inc. (UBER)](/topic/$uber) [Immutable (IMX)](/topic/immutable) [Optimism (OP)](/topic/optimism)
### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"Let Them Be Your Stars: NBCs Smash Could Get a Stage Reboot Fade in a TV revival"  
[X Link](https://www.vulture.com/2018/03/let-them-be-your-stars-nbcs-smash-could-get-a-stage-reboot.html)  2018-03-21T14:17Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Lena Dunham Denies Girls Writer Assault Allegation Sadly this accusation is one of the [--] percent of assault cases that are misreported every year"  
[X Link](https://www.vulture.com/2017/11/lena-dunham-denies-girls-writer-assault-allegation.html)  2025-01-01T21:15Z [----] followers, 263.5K engagements


"@JesseDavidFox @annevclark I for one am happy to be your open mic audience"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1340069294969769984)  2020-12-18T22:59Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"shout out to all the devils advocates you guys did it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1772101549961175490)  2024-03-25T03:21Z [----] followers, 14.8K engagements


"RT @mehdirhasan: It is difficult to describe what kind of morally depraved malignantly narcissistic mindset you have to have to only feel"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/2016358740283556004)  2026-01-28T03:52Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"RT @kortizart: If you work at Palantir leak and quit. If you dont know you are 100% complicit in every single horror and brutality that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/2016514167436648533)  2026-01-28T14:10Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"RT @randygdub: right wingers seeing bravery for the first time: this is staged"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/2016518023843365252)  2026-01-28T14:25Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"RT @JayJurden: This breaks my heart There isnt a speck of good in the people who do this Abolish ICE and make them pay for these ongoin"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/2016518095033278600)  2026-01-28T14:25Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"RT @theserfstv: He's going more quiet now but don't forget Kyle Rittenhouse witnessed mothers and nurses getting executed by ICE and posted"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/2016518253762556303)  2026-01-28T14:26Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"RT @EoinHiggins_:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/2016552221824127370)  2026-01-28T16:41Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"RT @BMeiselas: They really have nothing on this dude its wild lol"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/2016552904371671402)  2026-01-28T16:44Z [----] followers, 11K engagements


"RT @jonfavs: Miller is a person who knowingly smeared a dead American as an assassin and a terrorist after federal agents under his command"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/2016553045694521801)  2026-01-28T16:44Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"RT @shannonrwatts: Megyn Kelly supported Kyle Rittenhouses ability to bring a semiautomatic rifle to a protest but wants whistles banned"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/2016554452770332704)  2026-01-28T16:50Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"These people are fucking grotesque. It's hard to wrap my mind around how rotted out your soul has to be to not only think these things but to say them OUT LOUD ON TV Kelly: Boy Scout outdoorsman right You know who that is A lot of people. The BTK killer was all those things. https://t.co/FSNazLqRLr Kelly: Boy Scout outdoorsman right You know who that is A lot of people. The BTK killer was all those things. https://t.co/FSNazLqRLr"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/2016555890888101930)  2026-01-28T16:56Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"RT @Timodc: JD smeared the corpse of a US citizen who was killed by his administration and then went silent rather than correct the record"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/2016589896144867539)  2026-01-28T19:11Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"RT @GaryPetersonUSA: Weve decided to go with Alex Pretti could be a fictitious character from a [----] movie"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/2016596318635090341)  2026-01-28T19:36Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"RT @jonlovett: ANTIFA PLAYBOOK: Step 1: Serve as a respected beloved caretaker to sick and dying veterans for five years in order to avoi"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/2016614440284917877)  2026-01-28T20:48Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"RT @CantEverDie: i love that rightwingers genuinely seem to believe that political ideology is a set genetic inheritable trait"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/2016642621004009702)  2026-01-28T22:40Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"How do Republicans not hear themselves Gov. Landry: "I like to ask Democrats if they like their communities to be dangerous or safe. Do they want their children to be able to walk to school or do they want to worry if they send them on the sidewalks that unfortunate violent things are going to happen to them" https://t.co/7qImERS8QP Gov. Landry: "I like to ask Democrats if they like their communities to be dangerous or safe. Do they want their children to be able to walk to school or do they want to worry if they send them on the sidewalks that unfortunate violent things are going to happen"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/2016939146888302971)  2026-01-29T18:19Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"RT @KlasfeldReports: There are few things as darkly comical as Trumps federal government lecturing other people on overheated rhetoric"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/2016939600305168552)  2026-01-29T18:20Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"RT @IlhanMN: I didnt do any of those things because I fear losing my dignity more than I fear losing my life. Something you coward losers"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/2016947467938648312)  2026-01-29T18:52Z [----] followers, 15.9K engagements


"RT @Timodc: I find it encouraging that these people are coming out of the shadows. Best to know who wants to nullify your family unit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/2016947688315789435)  2026-01-29T18:52Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"RT @jzux: man what the hell is anyone talking about anymore"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/2017082533587148851)  2026-01-30T03:48Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"RT @suchnerve: economy so bad you can only rent the libs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/2017115795629965760)  2026-01-30T06:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Boy it would be funny after all this if Jeffrey Epstein died of autoerotic asphyxiation. Well not funny but [----] funny"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/2023208057887732153)  2026-02-16T01:29Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Syfy to Produce Bring It On: Halloween Horror Sequel Boo Its ghosts in here"  
[X Link](https://www.vulture.com/2021/05/syfy-to-produce-bring-it-on-halloween-horror-sequel.html)  2021-05-17T03:02Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"SNLs Kate McKinnon Parodies Kate Winslet Mare of Easttown Youse guys wont believe this: Theres been another murdur"  
[X Link](https://www.vulture.com/amp/2021/05/snls-kate-mckinnon-parodies-kate-winslet-mare-of-easttown.html)  2021-05-10T02:49Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Nicole Young Dr. Dres Wife of [--] Years Files for Divorce Dr. Dre has filed his response which claims that the pair signed a pre-nuptial agreement despite previous reports"  
[X Link](https://www.vulture.com/2020/07/nicole-young-dr-dres-wife-of-24-years-files-for-divorce.html)  2020-09-07T21:33Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Blackalicious Rapper Gift of Gab Dead at [--] The Blazing Arrow artist was known for his agility and wordplay exemplified in the duos [----] track Alphabet Aerobics"  
[X Link](https://www.vulture.com/2021/06/blackalicious-rapper-gift-of-gab-dead-at-50.html)  2021-06-25T20:06Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Werner Herzog Wept When He Saw Baby Yoda on the Mandalorian Set Its heartbreakingly beautiful"  
[X Link](https://www.vulture.com/2019/11/werner-herzog-on-baby-yoda-in-star-wars-the-mandalorian.html)  2019-11-18T02:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Kimmel Calls Out Senators Who Didnt Close Gun-Law Loopholes They should be praying. They should be praying for God to forgive them for letting the gun lobby run this country"  
[X Link](https://www.vulture.com/2017/10/kimmel-calls-out-senators-who-didnt-close-gun-law-loopholes.html)  2017-10-03T13:28Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Netflix Cancels Daybreak After One Season Even the End Times have to end sometime"  
[X Link](https://www.vulture.com/2019/12/netflix-cancels-daybreak-after-one-season.html)  2019-12-20T03:58Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Jeffree Star Accuser Allegedly Paid to Walk Back Assault Claims To the tune of $45000"  
[X Link](https://www.vulture.com/2020/12/jeffree-star-accuser-allegedly-paid-to-retract-assault-claim.html)  2020-12-08T01:01Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Former 'RuPauls Drag Race' Queens Call Out Wendy Williams Some former contestants hope Williams will sashay away from the shows live show as soon as possible"  
[X Link](https://www.vulture.com/2017/03/former-rupauls-drag-race-queens-call-out-wendy-williams.html)  2017-03-29T16:43Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"BTS Melts All the Other Song of the Summer Contenders With New Butter Video Spread the word"  
[X Link](https://www.vulture.com/2021/05/bts-release-new-song-butter-music-video.html)  2021-05-21T02:00Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Kristian Alfonso to Exit Days of Our Lives After [--] Years The actress first joined NBCs long-running soap in 1983"  
[X Link](https://www.vulture.com/2020/07/kristian-alfonso-to-exit-days-of-our-lives-after-37-years.html)  2020-07-07T13:52Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"HBOs Confederate Delay Reportedly Not Due to Controversy The drama (purportedly) continues"  
[X Link](https://www.vulture.com/2019/02/hbos-confederate-delay-reportedly-not-due-to-controversy.html)  2019-05-15T04:52Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Louis Vuittons Virgil Abloh Sorry for BLM Protest Comments The luxury designer was also criticized for appearing to donate only $50 to the cause"  
[X Link](https://www.vulture.com/2020/06/louis-vuittons-virgil-abloh-sorry-for-blm-protest-comments.html)  2020-06-02T17:54Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Amber Ruffin Talks Kamala Harris Pronunciation Racism Kamala is barely any different than Pamela and theres not a white person alive who doesnt know a Pamela"  
[X Link](https://www.vulture.com/2020/10/amber-ruffin-talks-kamala-harris-pronunciation-racism.html)  2020-10-24T18:45Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"A24 Adapting Ocean Vuongs On Earth Were Briefly Gorgeous The author spoke to fellow writer Bryan Washington whose debut book Memorial is being adapted by A24 into a limited series"  
[X Link](https://www.vulture.com/2020/12/a24-adapting-ocean-vuongs-on-earth-were-briefly-gorgeous.html)  2020-12-23T02:43Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Im on shrooms at the Abbey and I just want to let everyone know we are in the mainframe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1665539811539832832)  2023-06-05T02:03Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"This is my Dune (I havent seen or read Dune) Seeing Baby Gronk's mum I'm like more and more certain he's Paul Atredis. This woman is our version of a bene gesserit https://t.co/9IWIO80xp5 Seeing Baby Gronk's mum I'm like more and more certain he's Paul Atredis. This woman is our version of a bene gesserit https://t.co/9IWIO80xp5"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1666636287040983042)  2023-06-08T02:40Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@dave_schilling I have a copy Ive never gotten through πŸ˜”"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1666637160190189568)  2023-06-08T02:43Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@dave_schilling Were united in loving Dune Jesus"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1666637444249452544)  2023-06-08T02:45Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@nanbot @dave_schilling Its an honor to be here"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1668688095498346496)  2023-06-13T18:33Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"A twisted hexagon Couldnt even be a normal hexagon"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1678968613351608322)  2023-07-12T03:24Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@dave_schilling Please write a book and make this the author photo Also I am in an Uber on the way lol"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1682868378602729472)  2023-07-22T21:41Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I dont want to add to the discourse but the barista at my coffee shop said his 16-year-old daughter saw Barbie sobbed all the way home and then woke her mom up to tell her she loves her. Is Strays doing that No The movies are back baby"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1686026153062965248)  2023-07-31T14:52Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"In the interest of fairness I will go see Strays in theaters to make up for how much shit I talk about its fucking godawful trailer and if I sob all the way home and call my mother to tell her how much I love her afterward well then egg on my face"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1686027005387509760)  2023-07-31T14:52Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"As a writer I cannot imagine a writer disagreeing with this The WGA proposed that TV shows should hire a minimum of six to [--] writers but some writers disagree. Nobody asked for this said one prominent showrunner. Every showrunner I know is against this. It doesnt make sense to anybody. https://t.co/84hX4Azb45 The WGA proposed that TV shows should hire a minimum of six to [--] writers but some writers disagree. Nobody asked for this said one prominent showrunner. Every showrunner I know is against this. It doesnt make sense to anybody. https://t.co/84hX4Azb45"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1691914293913239724)  2023-08-16T20:46Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@AlLach9 Regular but the liquor store near me sells bags of PEBBLE ICE and it has genuinely improved my baseline enjoyment of life by 20%"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1695672893055828117)  2023-08-27T05:41Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Techno Mechanicus"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1701440210612183194)  2023-09-12T03:38Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"This is why American society has to breed conspiracy theories because if everyone wasn't bat-shit insane they'd see billionaires buying Supreme Court rulings openly in our faces with no systematic mechanism (short of criminal charges) to remove them. And it's not just Thomas"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1705287651509797250)  2023-09-22T18:27Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"It's honestly inspiring to what degree women like Lauren Boebert and Virginia Foxx have helped finally undermine the toothless claim that simply having any women don't worry about their politics in power would somehow change the underlying rotten systems"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1717232307504140568)  2023-10-25T17:31Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Seeing this after watching the delusional "extremes on both sides" pablum of Kyrsten Sinema's farewell video really says it all NEW: Newly unearthed video of N.C. GOP gubernatorial nominee Mark Robinson in 2020: "I absolutely want to go back to the America where women couldnt vote." https://t.co/dAlCe2DhPL NEW: Newly unearthed video of N.C. GOP gubernatorial nominee Mark Robinson in 2020: "I absolutely want to go back to the America where women couldnt vote." https://t.co/dAlCe2DhPL"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1765525812873449756)  2024-03-06T23:52Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Happy Trans Day of Visibility to all trans people who embody a beautiful firmament-cracking truth about human life on this planet. Thank you for existing ❀"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1774615809299792282)  2024-04-01T01:52Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@JaclynPMoore Happy birthday"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1783231599787872350)  2024-04-24T20:28Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Every gay persons sexuality on the planet is affected by Catholicism because of the centuries of colonialism that disseminated it across cultures. You dont have to set foot in a church to be infected with our sexual guilt and shame at a spiritual level. Happy Pride everybody https://t.co/9c23A3RfZU https://t.co/9c23A3RfZU"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1797708948373737900)  2024-06-03T19:16Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"If you ever see me at a Chappell Roan concert feel free to leave your cis het boyfriend with me I am happy to chat with him about the benefits of my lesbian belief system under which he will also find safety and self expression"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1797716180263895525)  2024-06-03T19:45Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"As the gender binary continues to collapse we cant leave the straight cis man as the only immutable identity and the one that we all must continue to define ourselves against. It will drive both them and us insane forever and warp our ability to imagine a different future"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1797717071524172257)  2024-06-03T19:48Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@KevinCFoss @piper4missouri These are good convos to have. First of all we wouldnt have to start from zero we would need to be able to continue in the direction we are currently going (civil rights womens rights queer rights etc) without patriarchal religions and capitalism forcibly derailing history"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1801625103605841971)  2024-06-14T14:37Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@KevinCFoss @piper4missouri Yeah I just have too much optimism to believe men are that checked out or can continue to be that cruel. I think we will get there eventually its just a question of how many times society will try to undermine its own natural progress and throw us back. But I guess well see"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1801637670046863476)  2024-06-14T15:27Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@KevinCFoss @piper4missouri Well these are the questions we need to be asking Im a lesbian raised Catholic so Im always going to take any men are like this/women are like that statements with a huge grain of salt. We exist in a multitude"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1801746901957755386)  2024-06-14T22:41Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"The easiest way to see the failure of the patriarchy is to look at Elon Musk and realize he is the patriarch to which the word refers not actual fathers who have thrown their lot in with women and queer people"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1804974557734076920)  2024-06-23T20:27Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"hell yeah This is literally how I found out Biden dropped out. https://t.co/3JsXIMDHgH This is literally how I found out Biden dropped out. https://t.co/3JsXIMDHgH"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1815112291396018422)  2024-07-21T19:51Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Five of the Supreme Courts Catholics rush to execute a man then nod along as Mary Ann Alito rants against the Pride flag. As the Bible says about hypocrites you are like white-washed tombs beautiful on the outside but filled with the bones of dead men and everything unclean"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1838726862601883765)  2024-09-24T23:47Z [----] followers, 12.7K engagements


"Elon Musk running around the Bay Area cupped hands filled to the brim with semen "No Elon she said could you please pass the mashed potatoes" https://t.co/lv3FmxtCSl "No Elon she said could you please pass the mashed potatoes" https://t.co/lv3FmxtCSl"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1851418979211821116)  2024-10-30T00:20Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"If you meet Elon Musk and think Yeah I want my child to be anything like this guy in any way you are a fucking fool of the highest order"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1851419504817164433)  2024-10-30T00:23Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Much like owning a Cybertruck having an AI lover will immediately identify you as a complete loser and profound mark which I dont think constitutes an experiment With A.I. lovers we are diving into an almost instant experiment in changing both how humans connect with one another and how we conceive of ourselves Jaron Lanier writes. https://t.co/25SxgpCb7n With A.I. lovers we are diving into an almost instant experiment in changing both how humans connect with one another and how we conceive of ourselves Jaron Lanier writes. https://t.co/25SxgpCb7n"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1903790014628266172)  2025-03-23T12:44Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"People get catfished all the time hell people fall in love with the Eiffel Tower we already know humans will fall in love with a chatbot how would that change how we conceive of ourselves"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1903790796958294043)  2025-03-23T12:47Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@ayaa1977 @RuinedPodcast Oh I misspoke We did Candyman (2021) in January [----] and I really enjoyed it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1940877689956847831)  2025-07-03T20:57Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"You guys come ON Speaker Johnson just revealed President Trump was an FBI informant in an effort to take Epstein down 🚨🚨🚨 https://t.co/jKAjULJib0 Speaker Johnson just revealed President Trump was an FBI informant in an effort to take Epstein down 🚨🚨🚨 https://t.co/jKAjULJib0"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1964167418722631879)  2025-09-06T03:22Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"You know in rom-coms when a guy looks over at Sandra Bullock or Katherine Heigl doing something clumsy and. http://t.co/C2JCn64MdG http://tmblr.co/ZoDcayfcBXU_ http://tmblr.co/ZoDcayfcBXU_"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/309092149415268353)  2013-03-06T00:04Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"I need @bobbyfinger's thoughts on Julia Roberts' wig on the Mother's Day poster"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/718465707781070849)  2016-04-08T15:49Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"I know white guilt is a useless emotion in times like these but honestly we're not giving ourselves a TON of other options here"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/796782786426310656)  2016-11-10T18:33Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Lars Von Trier Denies Sexually Harassing Bjrk I became aware that it is a universal thing that a director can touch and harass his actresses at will and the institution of film allows it"  
[X Link](https://www.vulture.com/2017/10/bjrk-opens-up-about-sexual-harassment-by-danish-director.html)  2017-10-16T18:16Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"2019 Tony Awards: Billy Porter Sings During Commercial Break Curtains up Light the lights"  
[X Link](https://www.vulture.com/2019/06/2019-tony-awards-billy-porter-sings-gypsy-during-commercial-break.html)  2019-06-10T19:26Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Safelite AutoGlass Not Thrilled About That One SNL Sketch Although we can take a joke this one was a step too far. Our techs are our heroes. #notcool"  
[X Link](https://www.vulture.com/2017/10/safelite-autoglass-not-thrilled-about-that-one-snl-sketch.html)  2017-10-09T13:49Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Warner Bros. Developing Reboot of New Jack City Its always business. Never personal"  
[X Link](https://www.vulture.com/2019/09/warner-bros-developing-reboot-of-new-jack-city.html)  2019-09-26T03:16Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Gabriel Byrne Says Spaceys Misconduct Halted Usual Suspects The actor says he didnt know why production had stopped for two days until years later"  
[X Link](https://www.vulture.com/2017/12/gabriel-byrne-says-spaceys-misconduct-halted-usual-suspects.html)  2017-12-05T13:20Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Apple Terminates Fortnite Creator Epic Games Dev Account The tech giant and the video-game company are currently embroiled in a legal battle"  
[X Link](https://www.vulture.com/2020/08/apple-terminates-fortnite-creator-epic-games-dev-account.html)  2020-08-31T17:34Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Facebook Picks Up Cancelled MTV Show Loosely Exactly Nicole Is it possible for you to spend more time on Facebook Looks like youre about to find out"  
[X Link](https://www.vulture.com/2017/06/facebook-picks-up-cancelled-mtv-show-loosely-exactly-nicole.html)  2017-06-13T04:32Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"An Ode to Tina Feys Pads All the Way Joke in Sisters It was hilarious and quietly revolutionary"  
[X Link](https://www.vulture.com/2015/12/ode-to-sisters-pads-all-the-way-joke.html)  2022-01-28T00:10Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Jon Stewart Helps Two Goats He Didnt Even Know Personally The GOAT of goats"  
[X Link](https://www.vulture.com/2018/08/jon-stewart-helps-two-goats-he-didnt-even-know-personally.html)  2018-08-21T17:03Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@damianbellino @HereditaryMovie @AlyssaEdwards_1"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1007081908994494466)  2018-06-14T02:06Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@damianbellino This is my favorite thing of the whole year so far"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1017807506033213440)  2018-07-13T16:26Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Just re-watched Zack Snyder's Watchmen and am aggrieved to report it might be my favorite superhero movie I am very sorry"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1027405063210389510)  2018-08-09T04:03Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Last night as I walked from the train two guys drove by me then circled back around and tried to cut me off as I crossed the cross walk. When I didn't stop and talk to them one of them GOT OUT OF THE CAR and followed me on foot while the other guy drove next to me shouting"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1034109850593181696)  2018-08-27T16:06Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@damianbellino Thank you Damian. Literally any time. Or most specifically the week of September [--] sometime"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1034141965535899649)  2018-08-27T18:13Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@damianbellino https://www.youtube.com/watchv=s5TtZQlEAM4 https://www.youtube.com/watchv=s5TtZQlEAM4"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1041534416558989313)  2018-09-17T03:48Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"In case you ever accidentally drink poison cancel that ambulance and just watch this video"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1061727434201022465)  2018-11-11T21:08Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"I would like to amend this tweet to note that Madonna is now eating a bowl of whole strawberries with the leaves attached at a fancy restaurant seemingly not as dessert which is good"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1087495054401388544)  2019-01-21T23:40Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"It's wild to have so many new superhero movies and as @damianbellino points out have none as good as Tim Burton's [----] masterpiece Batman Returns"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1112841016111972352)  2019-04-01T22:15Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"2021 in the Times Square Olive Garden god willing @damianbellino when this is all over the first thing I'm doing is dining at the Times Square Olive Garden unironically when this is all over the first thing I'm doing is dining at the Times Square Olive Garden unironically"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1281792028003586049)  2020-07-11T03:26Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"If you came into a significant amount of basil and had already made pesto what other recipes might you personally make with it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1294478658778800128)  2020-08-15T03:38Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"If you don't like horror and don't want to listen to @RuinedPodcast might I suggest this pod from two of the very best My podcast #YouMightKnowHerFrom is live and @RodemAnne and I are shooting our usual shit while inviting notable actresses to play along. Subscribe rate and listen to it in the Apple Podcast App now We hope you love it. πŸ“Έ n 🎨 by @Aligiance πŸ‘‡ πŸ‘‡ πŸ‘‡ https://t.co/vOePZHtMtL https://t.co/a5SnwswQEk My podcast #YouMightKnowHerFrom is live and @RodemAnne and I are shooting our usual shit while inviting notable actresses to play along. Subscribe rate and listen to it in the Apple"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1310647442992369664)  2020-09-28T18:27Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@dave_schilling One of the best parts of dating Dave is hearing him laughing uproariously and then seeing its because of shit like this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1339470636385595392)  2020-12-17T07:21Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"A true treat for the ears Season three of #YouMightKnowHerFrom is in full swing w/ new artwork by @TheLynConcept and an amazing lineup of guests. @RodemAnne and I love nothing more than shooting the shit alongside a brilliant actress guest and hope you'll give us a listenπŸ‘‚πŸ’₯ https://t.co/ZAAvlpyY8d https://t.co/ndDheUki40 Season three of #YouMightKnowHerFrom is in full swing w/ new artwork by @TheLynConcept and an amazing lineup of guests. @RodemAnne and I love nothing more than shooting the shit alongside a brilliant actress guest and hope you'll give us a listenπŸ‘‚πŸ’₯ https://t.co/ZAAvlpyY8d"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1348677747388817408)  2021-01-11T17:06Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Oh you know just sobbing In [----] "I spent about a month walking up and down First Avenue with my Hi-8 camera early in the morning . asking shopkeepers if it was alright to tape them lifting their gates." Watch @neilgoldberg's Op-Doc here. https://t.co/nUsruKngkD https://t.co/0VTMjcqjIB In [----] "I spent about a month walking up and down First Avenue with my Hi-8 camera early in the morning . asking shopkeepers if it was alright to tape them lifting their gates." Watch @neilgoldberg's Op-Doc here. https://t.co/nUsruKngkD https://t.co/0VTMjcqjIB"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1373815146368311301)  2021-03-22T01:53Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@damianbellino @aaronmg1 Damn well if you had your first of four kids at [--] and had to raise them as a single mom I think you'd have to"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1385385035960754180)  2021-04-23T00:08Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"I had an elaborate dream last night in which we all had to get the vaccine via MEDICAL BIDET which required us to line up pants-less in a massive locker room situation only for me to realize later I just used a regular bidet by mistake and had to make another appointment()"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1397933905974419461)  2021-05-27T15:13Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"You CAN tickets I guarantee it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1427312048824733699)  2021-08-16T16:51Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@damianbellino Me I am enjoying it so far (I am like four episodes in) but I DO need Shar to start grabbing every character by the lapels and screaming I just had twins bitch Help me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1551735365056114689)  2022-07-26T01:05Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@damianbellino I need a full spin-off starring CG and Kim Cattrall filling us in on the hours they spent together while Shar didnt kick her out of their house"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1551737684736876545)  2022-07-26T01:14Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Hi everyone Just wanted to post in the most awkward way imaginable to social media during a long weekend () that I am gay. Anyway that is what's new with me. If you're a Ruined listener Dave will be segueing to the title Ex-Boyfriend of the Pod and we remain dear friends"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1566895673303175168)  2022-09-05T21:06Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Also 70% of the TikTok videos I used to get were of older women explaining how they found they were gay later in life. Yes queen I said Then I deleted TikTok because I was spending too much time on it Mortification this world this flesh"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1566897511930900480)  2022-09-05T21:14Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"😭 ❀ woke up and felt like being unabashedly and unapologetically queer today https://t.co/nuLvddyLXO woke up and felt like being unabashedly and unapologetically queer today https://t.co/nuLvddyLXO"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1599834265591873536)  2022-12-05T18:33Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Is Number [--] in quotes because I was taking a shit as you took this Had a time at Pride with my Number [--] pal @HalleKiefer https://t.co/5yDJSEdQOa Had a time at Pride with my Number [--] pal @HalleKiefer https://t.co/5yDJSEdQOa"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1667781978274562048)  2023-06-11T06:33Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"If anyone has to live in a prison of the mind for [--] years before abruptly coming out boy I hope they get to come out to someone as wonderful as @dave_schilling Please give this ep a listen if it seems up your alley I would appreciate it ❀ From my queer heart to yours Halle and Alison talk Airbnb preferences while dissecting all of the guys in Men. Plus in honor of Pride 🏳🌈 Halle sits down with Bi Friend of the Pod @dave_schilling to talk men Men their breakup and both of them coming out. https://t.co/od02S5doXX https://t.co/NtacBplC5A Halle and Alison talk Airbnb preferences while"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1668672354388692994)  2023-06-13T17:31Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I forgot I submitted this Pride I Am Free To Be copy earlier this month and its truer every day. Thanks Pandora Just under the wire Listen to Ruined with @HalleKiefer: https://t.co/tmi7iIWeqd #FreeToBeπŸ’« https://t.co/0JOU6UkOED Listen to Ruined with @HalleKiefer: https://t.co/tmi7iIWeqd #FreeToBeπŸ’« https://t.co/0JOU6UkOED"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1674579210525081600)  2023-06-30T00:42Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"I saw @VeraDrew22s The Peoples Joker last night at @Outfest and you KNOW I cried both as a queer and at how long its been since Ive seen a movie that felt like a human being made it. My god it cant all be cynical IP mining Hollywood needs queers #freethepeoplesjoker"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1680593167794733056)  2023-07-16T15:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@dave_schilling I dont think we went [--] minutes without hearing Kyoto for a full year"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1691465602341437440)  2023-08-15T15:03Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"First of all it is STUPID to alienate bisexuals from queer spaces. We need the numbers so we should be kind to them and their boyfriends. Second of all bisexuals are the roots that can draw queer water into straight relationships. Why would we want to fuck up that process"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1797715440124526975)  2024-06-03T19:42Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@RabbitHole_BB Saw this WHILE texting @dave_schilling to give me a ride there"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1805793789656940685)  2024-06-26T02:42Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"My last (and favorite) chapter of heterosexuality was watching all of Twin Peaks and Fire Walk With Me during lockdown with number one David Lynch fan @dave_schilling ❀ Thank you for convincing me to get past the pilot"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1879974158811165017)  2025-01-16T19:29Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"The actual question is Does everyone have the same moral and ethical responsibility not to sex traffick and abuse a teenager as they do a child THE ANSWER IS YES. The fact Megyn Kelly wants to argue about any other part of this speaks to her rancid patriarchal worldview. Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this caseJeffrey Epstein in this person's view was not a pedophileHe was into the barely legal type like he liked [--] year old girlsHe wasn't into like [--] year oldsThere's a difference between a [--] year old and a [--] year old." https://t.co/a7wmT3BRJU Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/1989059682389094620)  2025-11-13T19:55Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Trump posting about how Rob Reiner and his wife incited their own murders by criticizing him is right wing politics in a nutshell. Sick mean and desperate for attention to insert themselves into everything via their cruelty because they have nothing of actual value to offer I'm at a loss for words. This is disgusting. https://t.co/PagTWfboH7 I'm at a loss for words. This is disgusting. https://t.co/PagTWfboH7"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/2000618018368569554)  2025-12-15T17:24Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Oh cool JUST IN: Elon Musk says there is "no need" to save money because universal high income is coming JUST IN: Elon Musk says there is "no need" to save money because universal high income is coming"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/2001385920365531159)  2025-12-17T20:16Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Shes white so he has to emphasize that shes queer so his viewers understands her death is acceptable. The Fox News audience should begin asking themselves What about me will Jesse Watters use to rationalize MY being killed so that Fox News fans know not to be concerned Jesse Watters highlights that Renee Nicole Good the woman killed by ICE had "pronouns in her bio" and "leaves behind a lesbian partner and a child from a previous marriage" https://t.co/h3qcYUgLF8 Jesse Watters highlights that Renee Nicole Good the woman killed by ICE had "pronouns in her bio" and "leaves behind a lesbian"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/2009260319915343962)  2026-01-08T13:46Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Wow well say what you will about Scott Adams he was saying the quiet parts out loud https://t.co/1vNQanF1wZ https://t.co/1vNQanF1wZ"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/2011542088232681690)  2026-01-14T20:53Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Guys I'm free tonight and want to see comedy/go to a reading. Do you have a show I should come to Send me the deets"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/535546511070089216)  2014-11-20T21:33Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"The Taco Bell ad that makes fun of ads telling men how to be men in order to tell men that men eat steak burritos makes me bummed for dudes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/574936374933090304)  2015-03-09T14:14Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"As a straight woman I want to salute an American flag to celebrate living in a time when I can read this headline: http://t.co/nBycvXKXGS http://www.queerty.com/more-and-more-straight-guys-are-giving-each-other-bro-jobs-20150803 http://www.queerty.com/more-and-more-straight-guys-are-giving-each-other-bro-jobs-20150803"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/628991641257443328)  2015-08-05T18:11Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@damianbellino I just got home and I'm reading all your tweets to catch up. It's already so much better than watching the actual show"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/638174481446518784)  2015-08-31T02:20Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Ready to be trash with me @damianbellino here https://x.com/Gothamist/status/790574044567437313 Cheesecake Factory Opens Its First NYC Location On Tuesday https://t.co/D088Atwp77 https://t.co/5NgP35vKzH https://x.com/Gothamist/status/790574044567437313 Cheesecake Factory Opens Its First NYC Location On Tuesday https://t.co/D088Atwp77 https://t.co/5NgP35vKzH"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/790576072530231296)  2016-10-24T15:29Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Cincera @damianbellino Yes and no Yes you did and no because technically everything there is a mistake which means nothing is"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/790606218695958528)  2016-10-24T17:29Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@damianbellino @Cincera Oh yes same for dessert pizza"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/790607381126344704)  2016-10-24T17:34Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"I saw Teen Witch tonight and learned an important lesson about dumping your best friend to fuck some guy in an abandoned filth house"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/792202708065320960)  2016-10-29T03:13Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Why in God's name did we let Amy Winehouse walk around in those little ballet shoes all the time THOSE AREN'T REAL SHOES"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/793651533028159488)  2016-11-02T03:10Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@damianbellino Let's celebrate by doing what we would have done in middle school: gone to Oliver Garden"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/896923928039493635)  2017-08-14T02:38Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@damianbellino Delete this tweet and pitch it to Vh1 IMMEDIATELY"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/916359336498225153)  2017-10-06T17:47Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@jason_sweeten @annevclark Please make this though"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalleKiefer/status/945717401546575873)  2017-12-26T18:06Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"shout out to all the devils advocates you guys did it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1772101549961175490)  2024-03-25T03:21Z [----] followers, 14.8K engagements


"Just have Jane Krakowski play Samantha Jones and never address it on the show obviously"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1348428265610858497)  2021-01-11T00:35Z [----] followers, 20.6K engagements


"Alright I'm going to admit it: I don't get the little knob that people are putting on the backs of their cell phones. I've asked people about it and they say "It's to hold it" and I say "What" and then they just sort of hold it out at me and that's as far as I've gotten"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1033129464245432320)  2018-08-24T23:10Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Hi everyone Just wanted to post in the most awkward way imaginable to social media during a long weekend () that I am gay. Anyway that is what's new with me. If you're a Ruined listener Dave will be segueing to the title Ex-Boyfriend of the Pod and we remain dear friends"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1566895673303175168)  2022-09-05T21:06Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"If anyone is experiencing headaches please keep in mind you've been grinding your teeth for nine days straight"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1241558934726381568)  2020-03-22T02:54Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Have her announce she's had "a little work done" during quarantine to which Miranda gasps "You look like a completely different person" and honestly you're good to go"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1348429994167463938)  2021-01-11T00:42Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"The fact "Mr. Sandman" cites Pagliacci and Liberace as two prime examples of a dream man is all the explanation you need as to why those poor simple girls have to beg a night demon for a date in the first place"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1145574209827016704)  2019-07-01T06:05Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@Arr My friend Nicole told me she chewed a piece of gum so long it came to life"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/954613940633391106)  2018-01-20T07:17Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Finally: the first good meme"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1118690222936657920)  2019-04-18T01:38Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Quick There hasn't been a mass shooting for a hot minute Let's talk about gun control now before another one happens"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/950596132035538945)  2018-01-09T05:12Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Hey A bit of news I'm starting as a senior writer for @crookedmedia and Lovett or Leave It next week It's intimidating to be following in the footsteps of @travishelwig but I'm also honored to be taking up the mantle as the new Tug"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1414006792456073217)  2021-07-10T23:41Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Truly cannot wait to see the look on my date's face. This earthquake-proof bed may look scary but it can save your life 🏚😱 https://t.co/T1XvBJ1ZvP This earthquake-proof bed may look scary but it can save your life 🏚😱 https://t.co/T1XvBJ1ZvP"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1092661009280651264)  2019-02-05T05:47Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"This earthquake-proof bed may look scary but it can save your life 🏚😱"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1092563367955496960)  2019-02-04T23:19Z 1.1M followers, 45.1K engagements


"Me whispering to you from beyond the grave: A female-driven Dennis the Menace reboot called Denise the Menise"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1154113680751124480)  2019-07-24T19:38Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"DJ Leaving My Baby in a Hot Car Even Though I Don't Have a Baby OR a Car https://x.com/ThatEricAlper/status/880831837123338248 https://x.com/ThatEricAlper/status/880831837123338248"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/881015356180922368)  2017-07-01T05:03Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"My grandfather was killed putting on a perfect smokey eye so this is all really hard for me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/990693032205979648)  2018-04-29T20:43Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Oh I'll accept the terms but I'll be DAMNED if I accept the conditions"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/942789229838524416)  2017-12-18T16:10Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@Nicole_Cliffe I'd been sleeping with the guy I lost my virginity to for a bit when one night he turned to me and said "You have what I think is my ideal body type for a woman" then he shook his head and said completely seriously "If only I could find someone with your body I could date.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1060713338739535872)  2018-11-09T01:59Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Congratulations to Buffalo Bill Hardy Tom Hardy and his wife Charlotte Riley have had a baby boy and named him after one of your favourite film characters https://t.co/ZwbjfcUX3C https://t.co/CPaaSdQZ3P Tom Hardy and his wife Charlotte Riley have had a baby boy and named him after one of your favourite film characters https://t.co/ZwbjfcUX3C https://t.co/CPaaSdQZ3P"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1084157631441395712)  2019-01-12T18:38Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Tom Hardy and his wife Charlotte Riley have had a baby boy and named him after one of your favourite film characters https://trib.al/R1birOj https://trib.al/R1birOj"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1084086072232026112)  2019-01-12T13:53Z 317K followers, 10.6K engagements


"I'm gonna make myself look real skinny on Tinder then when the guy shows up I'll laugh and all the pie chunks will fall out of my mouth"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/613556948840120320)  2015-06-24T03:59Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@ArielDumas I was literally just asking myself WTF is going on with these nytimes recipe comments as I was chowing down on generously buttered noodles sprinkled with just a quarter cup of parsley for color and freshness which are the perfect blank canvas for practically any stew or braise"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1086300098869506048)  2019-01-18T16:31Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Now that I'm in my 30s I'm reevaluating men I overlooked in my youth. For example I'd probably fuck that smart gremlin from Gremlins 2"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/775899841947918336)  2016-09-14T03:31Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@DanSpenser The number of people suggesting Weekend at Purgey's (or even Weekend at PURGIE'S) is insane. The title is obviously Weekend Before The Purge At Bernie's. Simple. Elegant. Doesn't contain THE WORD PURGIE'S"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1042489513317158913)  2018-09-19T19:04Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Jack Hanna did my brother's college graduation and gave a lovely commencement speech about overcoming dyslexia. Then he said "Enough about me Time for the animals" and the crowd went apeshit as he brought out a cheetah. Five stars I remember no other speeches of any kind"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1405732393130942464)  2021-06-18T03:41Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"What is your favorite Lonely Island lyric Mine is either "'Cause every Mother's Day needs a Mother's Night" or "This is the second best idea that we ever had" from Motherlover"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1072549730620715008)  2018-12-11T17:52Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Society owes a huge debt to the person who coined the term "down to clown.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1112531959409008641)  2019-04-01T01:47Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"This is the most Lorde shit I can imagine. You couldnt write a more perfect character trait"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1421322642003423235)  2021-07-31T04:11Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Look no one is saying it so I guess I have to: theyre making apples too goddamn big now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1613363787830292480)  2023-01-12T02:34Z [----] followers, 29.4K engagements


"@bransonreese I wish everyone replying to this about the actual texture of sharkskin would walk into the big wetness"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/849325393417043969)  2017-04-04T18:18Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"for sale: baby tap shoes. this baby can't dance for shit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1028159012947288064)  2018-08-11T05:59Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Just a reminder that Natalie Portman is starring in an upcoming movie inspired by Astronaut Diaper Lady. That is all"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1149856797521567749)  2019-07-13T01:43Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I feel terribly for the family in The Haunting of Hill House but on the other hand maybe being collectively the hottest people in the world is some consolation"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1054940214051958786)  2018-10-24T03:38Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Wow this tweet kind of blew up Check out 2001's Josie and the Pussycats movie as it is a perfect film"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1033433004281143297)  2018-08-25T19:16Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"As a cis person Jordan Peterson videos really have been a Rosetta Stone for understanding conservatives panic around gender. He literally cannot stand his own emotional reaction so his response is to flee discomfort to run from feeling and in doing so run from understanding"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1627711561266782209)  2023-02-20T16:47Z [----] followers, 28.2K engagements


"I hope you're all happy Regular Yoda read all your Baby Yoda tweets and he's sobbing so hard he's refusing to come out of his trailer"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1196302857160413184)  2019-11-18T05:43Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Also 70% of the TikTok videos I used to get were of older women explaining how they found they were gay later in life. Yes queen I said Then I deleted TikTok because I was spending too much time on it Mortification this world this flesh"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1566897511930900480)  2022-09-05T21:14Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Five of the Supreme Courts Catholics rush to execute a man then nod along as Mary Ann Alito rants against the Pride flag. As the Bible says about hypocrites you are like white-washed tombs beautiful on the outside but filled with the bones of dead men and everything unclean"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1838726862601883765)  2024-09-24T23:47Z [----] followers, 12.7K engagements


"Anywho please please talk to your friends and loved ones about comp het at your earliest convenience. The life you save. could be my own"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1566895879327399936)  2022-09-05T21:07Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"If you know me and feel targeted by a joke I tell please know it's definitely not about you. I have much meaner more specific jokes about you that I think in my head but would never ever say in public I promise"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/952655006909583360)  2018-01-14T21:33Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I finally saw The Last Jedi and can't wait to read everyone's think piece on it JK I LOVE HAVING FUN AND IT WAS A BLAST I WILL TEAR MY EYES OUT BEFORE I READ A GODDAMN WORD"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/944826374640013312)  2017-12-24T07:05Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"What the hell kind of Benny Hill ass prison is she in Ghislaine Maxwell reportedly moved from 'cell to cell' to avoid assassins https://t.co/jXsZBX9RZR https://t.co/kDHWQgmXbB Ghislaine Maxwell reportedly moved from 'cell to cell' to avoid assassins https://t.co/jXsZBX9RZR https://t.co/kDHWQgmXbB"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1282521375450652672)  2020-07-13T03:44Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Ghislaine Maxwell reportedly moved from 'cell to cell' to avoid assassins https://trib.al/cspv6wS https://trib.al/cspv6wS"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1282376113189195777)  2020-07-12T18:07Z 3.6M followers, 26.5K engagements


"Whyyy would Katherine Heigl apologize to Seth Rogen for calling Knocked Up sexist He didn't write it. Also it is. https://x.com/vulture/status/763008495461535744 Seth Rogen calls truce with Katherine Heigl over #KnockedUp but still would like an apology https://t.co/MP4aVbSz4b https://t.co/rzjcr86Hnn https://x.com/vulture/status/763008495461535744 Seth Rogen calls truce with Katherine Heigl over #KnockedUp but still would like an apology https://t.co/MP4aVbSz4b https://t.co/rzjcr86Hnn"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/763089645903155200)  2016-08-09T19:08Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Seth Rogen calls truce with Katherine Heigl over #KnockedUp but still would like an apology http://vult.re/2aOTysQ http://vult.re/2aOTysQ"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/763008495461535744)  2016-08-09T13:46Z 490.4K followers, [---] engagements


"Cruel Intentions really holds up"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/981061089407488000)  2018-04-03T06:49Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Dropped into RFK Jr.s speech late and entered on the vote-winning line [---] years ago if someone was obese they sent them to the circus"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1827072418537730257)  2024-08-23T19:56Z [----] followers, 26.7K engagements


"GOOP suggested using a jade egg to strengthen my pelvic floor but I didn't have one so I used a turtle egg and now I have to teach all these little turtles to swim and my body is not beach ready"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1022238946196168704)  2018-07-25T21:55Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@Jill_Jorgensen @terrencemcd Wow Now I want to know if the unpleasantness predates Cynthia Nixon's [--] Rock appearance or if they had to actively avoid each other on set. Either way I pray they can put it aside when Michael Patrick King reads my tweet and books Jane"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1348466692771336196)  2021-01-11T03:08Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"When I Googled "comp het" the first link I got was from Cosmo and it was actually very helpful Life is humiliating. Anywho hope you're all staying cool out there"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1566897144857894914)  2022-09-05T21:12Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@Nicole_Cliffe In one of NYC's fine haunted houses a drippy ghoul tried to push me into a pitch black room alone. "Lady you paid for the ticket" he said sotto voce and I screamed "NO PLEASE I GOT IT FREE FROM WORK" in front of a crowd of extremely non-scared strangers"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/950467398985011201)  2018-01-08T20:41Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Am I crowdsourcing how to be old and gay Yes please help I already watched all the Old Gays videos and they don't cover a lot of stuff"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1566896844700938240)  2022-09-05T21:11Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@e_alexjung Who do you think he was nice to thinking it was you the whole time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1190716224323215360)  2019-11-02T19:44Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"WHO though Would dare Look at that fold Bootcut jeans are making a comeback https://t.co/0Z59eqww0X https://t.co/ZkprWxwXxr Bootcut jeans are making a comeback https://t.co/0Z59eqww0X https://t.co/ZkprWxwXxr"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1069799536950943745)  2018-12-04T03:44Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Bootcut jeans are making a comeback http://gq.mn/TZfhcSU http://gq.mn/TZfhcSU"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1069652515560538114)  2018-12-03T18:00Z 1.3M followers, 21.4K engagements


"My sexual fetish like everyone else is to be publicly humiliated by the Moon Pie Twitter account"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/942633205248688128)  2017-12-18T05:50Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I literally Googled comp het like I was an 11-year-old Buzzfeed reader in [----] so if you're a queer person please feel free to send any thoughts or ideas my way no matter how basic they might seem"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1566896645412777989)  2022-09-05T21:10Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"At what point in the Barbie writing process did Greta Gerwig see Barb And Star Go To Del Mar"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1685705701824557056)  2023-07-30T17:35Z [----] followers, 20.7K engagements


"You know if Dave had never DMed me I might not have found a relationship as healing felt supported in going back to therapy and realized I was queer. So in this way Twitter made me gay and if nothing else if this is the end everyone over there should feel proud of that Twitter actually kinda rocked because I met @HalleKiefer on Twitter and almost married her. Now she's a beautiful lesbian. That's a happy ending where I come from Twitter actually kinda rocked because I met @HalleKiefer on Twitter and almost married her. Now she's a beautiful lesbian. That's a happy ending where I come from"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1593407219944472576)  2022-11-18T00:54Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Twitter actually kinda rocked because I met @HalleKiefer on Twitter and almost married her. Now she's a beautiful lesbian. That's a happy ending where I come from"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1593401642052788226)  2022-11-18T00:32Z 22.7K followers, [---] engagements


"Well my sister-in-law's sister wore a "9/11 Was An Inside Job" t-shirt to Christmas morning"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/945374803183185920)  2017-12-25T19:24Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I waited until I was in my seat on the plane to eat my edible and now the flight is delayed for a couple hours while they check the pipes so I think Im just going to take off vertically like a helicopter and fly to L.A. on my own dime"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1596498827296772096)  2022-11-26T13:39Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Between this and facial recognition new technology clearly just amplifies the police's most reprehensible violating impulses. This is demented"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1304153141282185216)  2020-09-10T20:21Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Icon @deadeyebrakeman channeling Kyrsten Sinema with 100% accuracy at @crookedmedias first live #LovettorLeaveIt after so so very long"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1441247203016654849)  2021-09-24T03:44Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I do and I am"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1525998494736977920)  2022-05-16T00:36Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Horrific fucking headline absolute dog shit but an excellent reminder that libraries are vital and necessary and (like all good things apparently) endangered by conservative malignity New York libraries have waded into Americas culture wars by directly lending [-----] books to non-residents since spring including thousands of students living under the bans https://t.co/bcvVxZOOF6 New York libraries have waded into Americas culture wars by directly lending [-----] books to non-residents since spring including thousands of students living under the bans https://t.co/bcvVxZOOF6"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1574394035543805953)  2022-09-26T13:42Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"New York libraries have waded into Americas culture wars by directly lending [-----] books to non-residents since spring including thousands of students living under the bans https://www.politico.com/news/2022/09/24/conservative-districts-banned-books-brooklyns-library-00057828 https://www.politico.com/news/2022/09/24/conservative-districts-banned-books-brooklyns-library-00057828"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1574370447906439172)  2022-09-26T12:08Z 37.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Were so beautiful its a beautiful day to walk out of work and into a fair contract https://t.co/jedE5uQmqs its a beautiful day to walk out of work and into a fair contract https://t.co/jedE5uQmqs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1820527483319701535)  2024-08-05T18:29Z [----] followers, 12K engagements

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Social Influence

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Top Social Posts

Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"Let Them Be Your Stars: NBCs Smash Could Get a Stage Reboot Fade in a TV revival"
X Link 2018-03-21T14:17Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Lena Dunham Denies Girls Writer Assault Allegation Sadly this accusation is one of the [--] percent of assault cases that are misreported every year"
X Link 2025-01-01T21:15Z [----] followers, 263.5K engagements

"@JesseDavidFox @annevclark I for one am happy to be your open mic audience"
X Link 2020-12-18T22:59Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"shout out to all the devils advocates you guys did it"
X Link 2024-03-25T03:21Z [----] followers, 14.8K engagements

"RT @mehdirhasan: It is difficult to describe what kind of morally depraved malignantly narcissistic mindset you have to have to only feel"
X Link 2026-01-28T03:52Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"RT @kortizart: If you work at Palantir leak and quit. If you dont know you are 100% complicit in every single horror and brutality that"
X Link 2026-01-28T14:10Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"RT @randygdub: right wingers seeing bravery for the first time: this is staged"
X Link 2026-01-28T14:25Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"RT @JayJurden: This breaks my heart There isnt a speck of good in the people who do this Abolish ICE and make them pay for these ongoin"
X Link 2026-01-28T14:25Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"RT @theserfstv: He's going more quiet now but don't forget Kyle Rittenhouse witnessed mothers and nurses getting executed by ICE and posted"
X Link 2026-01-28T14:26Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"RT @EoinHiggins_:"
X Link 2026-01-28T16:41Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"RT @BMeiselas: They really have nothing on this dude its wild lol"
X Link 2026-01-28T16:44Z [----] followers, 11K engagements

"RT @jonfavs: Miller is a person who knowingly smeared a dead American as an assassin and a terrorist after federal agents under his command"
X Link 2026-01-28T16:44Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"RT @shannonrwatts: Megyn Kelly supported Kyle Rittenhouses ability to bring a semiautomatic rifle to a protest but wants whistles banned"
X Link 2026-01-28T16:50Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"These people are fucking grotesque. It's hard to wrap my mind around how rotted out your soul has to be to not only think these things but to say them OUT LOUD ON TV Kelly: Boy Scout outdoorsman right You know who that is A lot of people. The BTK killer was all those things. https://t.co/FSNazLqRLr Kelly: Boy Scout outdoorsman right You know who that is A lot of people. The BTK killer was all those things. https://t.co/FSNazLqRLr"
X Link 2026-01-28T16:56Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"RT @Timodc: JD smeared the corpse of a US citizen who was killed by his administration and then went silent rather than correct the record"
X Link 2026-01-28T19:11Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"RT @GaryPetersonUSA: Weve decided to go with Alex Pretti could be a fictitious character from a [----] movie"
X Link 2026-01-28T19:36Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"RT @jonlovett: ANTIFA PLAYBOOK: Step 1: Serve as a respected beloved caretaker to sick and dying veterans for five years in order to avoi"
X Link 2026-01-28T20:48Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"RT @CantEverDie: i love that rightwingers genuinely seem to believe that political ideology is a set genetic inheritable trait"
X Link 2026-01-28T22:40Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"How do Republicans not hear themselves Gov. Landry: "I like to ask Democrats if they like their communities to be dangerous or safe. Do they want their children to be able to walk to school or do they want to worry if they send them on the sidewalks that unfortunate violent things are going to happen to them" https://t.co/7qImERS8QP Gov. Landry: "I like to ask Democrats if they like their communities to be dangerous or safe. Do they want their children to be able to walk to school or do they want to worry if they send them on the sidewalks that unfortunate violent things are going to happen"
X Link 2026-01-29T18:19Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"RT @KlasfeldReports: There are few things as darkly comical as Trumps federal government lecturing other people on overheated rhetoric"
X Link 2026-01-29T18:20Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"RT @IlhanMN: I didnt do any of those things because I fear losing my dignity more than I fear losing my life. Something you coward losers"
X Link 2026-01-29T18:52Z [----] followers, 15.9K engagements

"RT @Timodc: I find it encouraging that these people are coming out of the shadows. Best to know who wants to nullify your family unit"
X Link 2026-01-29T18:52Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"RT @jzux: man what the hell is anyone talking about anymore"
X Link 2026-01-30T03:48Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"RT @suchnerve: economy so bad you can only rent the libs"
X Link 2026-01-30T06:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Boy it would be funny after all this if Jeffrey Epstein died of autoerotic asphyxiation. Well not funny but [----] funny"
X Link 2026-02-16T01:29Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Syfy to Produce Bring It On: Halloween Horror Sequel Boo Its ghosts in here"
X Link 2021-05-17T03:02Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"SNLs Kate McKinnon Parodies Kate Winslet Mare of Easttown Youse guys wont believe this: Theres been another murdur"
X Link 2021-05-10T02:49Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Nicole Young Dr. Dres Wife of [--] Years Files for Divorce Dr. Dre has filed his response which claims that the pair signed a pre-nuptial agreement despite previous reports"
X Link 2020-09-07T21:33Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Blackalicious Rapper Gift of Gab Dead at [--] The Blazing Arrow artist was known for his agility and wordplay exemplified in the duos [----] track Alphabet Aerobics"
X Link 2021-06-25T20:06Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Werner Herzog Wept When He Saw Baby Yoda on the Mandalorian Set Its heartbreakingly beautiful"
X Link 2019-11-18T02:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Kimmel Calls Out Senators Who Didnt Close Gun-Law Loopholes They should be praying. They should be praying for God to forgive them for letting the gun lobby run this country"
X Link 2017-10-03T13:28Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Netflix Cancels Daybreak After One Season Even the End Times have to end sometime"
X Link 2019-12-20T03:58Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Jeffree Star Accuser Allegedly Paid to Walk Back Assault Claims To the tune of $45000"
X Link 2020-12-08T01:01Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Former 'RuPauls Drag Race' Queens Call Out Wendy Williams Some former contestants hope Williams will sashay away from the shows live show as soon as possible"
X Link 2017-03-29T16:43Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"BTS Melts All the Other Song of the Summer Contenders With New Butter Video Spread the word"
X Link 2021-05-21T02:00Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Kristian Alfonso to Exit Days of Our Lives After [--] Years The actress first joined NBCs long-running soap in 1983"
X Link 2020-07-07T13:52Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"HBOs Confederate Delay Reportedly Not Due to Controversy The drama (purportedly) continues"
X Link 2019-05-15T04:52Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Louis Vuittons Virgil Abloh Sorry for BLM Protest Comments The luxury designer was also criticized for appearing to donate only $50 to the cause"
X Link 2020-06-02T17:54Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Amber Ruffin Talks Kamala Harris Pronunciation Racism Kamala is barely any different than Pamela and theres not a white person alive who doesnt know a Pamela"
X Link 2020-10-24T18:45Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"A24 Adapting Ocean Vuongs On Earth Were Briefly Gorgeous The author spoke to fellow writer Bryan Washington whose debut book Memorial is being adapted by A24 into a limited series"
X Link 2020-12-23T02:43Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Im on shrooms at the Abbey and I just want to let everyone know we are in the mainframe"
X Link 2023-06-05T02:03Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"This is my Dune (I havent seen or read Dune) Seeing Baby Gronk's mum I'm like more and more certain he's Paul Atredis. This woman is our version of a bene gesserit https://t.co/9IWIO80xp5 Seeing Baby Gronk's mum I'm like more and more certain he's Paul Atredis. This woman is our version of a bene gesserit https://t.co/9IWIO80xp5"
X Link 2023-06-08T02:40Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@dave_schilling I have a copy Ive never gotten through πŸ˜”"
X Link 2023-06-08T02:43Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@dave_schilling Were united in loving Dune Jesus"
X Link 2023-06-08T02:45Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@nanbot @dave_schilling Its an honor to be here"
X Link 2023-06-13T18:33Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"A twisted hexagon Couldnt even be a normal hexagon"
X Link 2023-07-12T03:24Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@dave_schilling Please write a book and make this the author photo Also I am in an Uber on the way lol"
X Link 2023-07-22T21:41Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"I dont want to add to the discourse but the barista at my coffee shop said his 16-year-old daughter saw Barbie sobbed all the way home and then woke her mom up to tell her she loves her. Is Strays doing that No The movies are back baby"
X Link 2023-07-31T14:52Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"In the interest of fairness I will go see Strays in theaters to make up for how much shit I talk about its fucking godawful trailer and if I sob all the way home and call my mother to tell her how much I love her afterward well then egg on my face"
X Link 2023-07-31T14:52Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"As a writer I cannot imagine a writer disagreeing with this The WGA proposed that TV shows should hire a minimum of six to [--] writers but some writers disagree. Nobody asked for this said one prominent showrunner. Every showrunner I know is against this. It doesnt make sense to anybody. https://t.co/84hX4Azb45 The WGA proposed that TV shows should hire a minimum of six to [--] writers but some writers disagree. Nobody asked for this said one prominent showrunner. Every showrunner I know is against this. It doesnt make sense to anybody. https://t.co/84hX4Azb45"
X Link 2023-08-16T20:46Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@AlLach9 Regular but the liquor store near me sells bags of PEBBLE ICE and it has genuinely improved my baseline enjoyment of life by 20%"
X Link 2023-08-27T05:41Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Techno Mechanicus"
X Link 2023-09-12T03:38Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"This is why American society has to breed conspiracy theories because if everyone wasn't bat-shit insane they'd see billionaires buying Supreme Court rulings openly in our faces with no systematic mechanism (short of criminal charges) to remove them. And it's not just Thomas"
X Link 2023-09-22T18:27Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"It's honestly inspiring to what degree women like Lauren Boebert and Virginia Foxx have helped finally undermine the toothless claim that simply having any women don't worry about their politics in power would somehow change the underlying rotten systems"
X Link 2023-10-25T17:31Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Seeing this after watching the delusional "extremes on both sides" pablum of Kyrsten Sinema's farewell video really says it all NEW: Newly unearthed video of N.C. GOP gubernatorial nominee Mark Robinson in 2020: "I absolutely want to go back to the America where women couldnt vote." https://t.co/dAlCe2DhPL NEW: Newly unearthed video of N.C. GOP gubernatorial nominee Mark Robinson in 2020: "I absolutely want to go back to the America where women couldnt vote." https://t.co/dAlCe2DhPL"
X Link 2024-03-06T23:52Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Happy Trans Day of Visibility to all trans people who embody a beautiful firmament-cracking truth about human life on this planet. Thank you for existing ❀"
X Link 2024-04-01T01:52Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@JaclynPMoore Happy birthday"
X Link 2024-04-24T20:28Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Every gay persons sexuality on the planet is affected by Catholicism because of the centuries of colonialism that disseminated it across cultures. You dont have to set foot in a church to be infected with our sexual guilt and shame at a spiritual level. Happy Pride everybody https://t.co/9c23A3RfZU https://t.co/9c23A3RfZU"
X Link 2024-06-03T19:16Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"If you ever see me at a Chappell Roan concert feel free to leave your cis het boyfriend with me I am happy to chat with him about the benefits of my lesbian belief system under which he will also find safety and self expression"
X Link 2024-06-03T19:45Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"As the gender binary continues to collapse we cant leave the straight cis man as the only immutable identity and the one that we all must continue to define ourselves against. It will drive both them and us insane forever and warp our ability to imagine a different future"
X Link 2024-06-03T19:48Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@KevinCFoss @piper4missouri These are good convos to have. First of all we wouldnt have to start from zero we would need to be able to continue in the direction we are currently going (civil rights womens rights queer rights etc) without patriarchal religions and capitalism forcibly derailing history"
X Link 2024-06-14T14:37Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@KevinCFoss @piper4missouri Yeah I just have too much optimism to believe men are that checked out or can continue to be that cruel. I think we will get there eventually its just a question of how many times society will try to undermine its own natural progress and throw us back. But I guess well see"
X Link 2024-06-14T15:27Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@KevinCFoss @piper4missouri Well these are the questions we need to be asking Im a lesbian raised Catholic so Im always going to take any men are like this/women are like that statements with a huge grain of salt. We exist in a multitude"
X Link 2024-06-14T22:41Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"The easiest way to see the failure of the patriarchy is to look at Elon Musk and realize he is the patriarch to which the word refers not actual fathers who have thrown their lot in with women and queer people"
X Link 2024-06-23T20:27Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"hell yeah This is literally how I found out Biden dropped out. https://t.co/3JsXIMDHgH This is literally how I found out Biden dropped out. https://t.co/3JsXIMDHgH"
X Link 2024-07-21T19:51Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Five of the Supreme Courts Catholics rush to execute a man then nod along as Mary Ann Alito rants against the Pride flag. As the Bible says about hypocrites you are like white-washed tombs beautiful on the outside but filled with the bones of dead men and everything unclean"
X Link 2024-09-24T23:47Z [----] followers, 12.7K engagements

"Elon Musk running around the Bay Area cupped hands filled to the brim with semen "No Elon she said could you please pass the mashed potatoes" https://t.co/lv3FmxtCSl "No Elon she said could you please pass the mashed potatoes" https://t.co/lv3FmxtCSl"
X Link 2024-10-30T00:20Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"If you meet Elon Musk and think Yeah I want my child to be anything like this guy in any way you are a fucking fool of the highest order"
X Link 2024-10-30T00:23Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Much like owning a Cybertruck having an AI lover will immediately identify you as a complete loser and profound mark which I dont think constitutes an experiment With A.I. lovers we are diving into an almost instant experiment in changing both how humans connect with one another and how we conceive of ourselves Jaron Lanier writes. https://t.co/25SxgpCb7n With A.I. lovers we are diving into an almost instant experiment in changing both how humans connect with one another and how we conceive of ourselves Jaron Lanier writes. https://t.co/25SxgpCb7n"
X Link 2025-03-23T12:44Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"People get catfished all the time hell people fall in love with the Eiffel Tower we already know humans will fall in love with a chatbot how would that change how we conceive of ourselves"
X Link 2025-03-23T12:47Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@ayaa1977 @RuinedPodcast Oh I misspoke We did Candyman (2021) in January [----] and I really enjoyed it"
X Link 2025-07-03T20:57Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"You guys come ON Speaker Johnson just revealed President Trump was an FBI informant in an effort to take Epstein down 🚨🚨🚨 https://t.co/jKAjULJib0 Speaker Johnson just revealed President Trump was an FBI informant in an effort to take Epstein down 🚨🚨🚨 https://t.co/jKAjULJib0"
X Link 2025-09-06T03:22Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"You know in rom-coms when a guy looks over at Sandra Bullock or Katherine Heigl doing something clumsy and. http://t.co/C2JCn64MdG http://tmblr.co/ZoDcayfcBXU_ http://tmblr.co/ZoDcayfcBXU_"
X Link 2013-03-06T00:04Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"I need @bobbyfinger's thoughts on Julia Roberts' wig on the Mother's Day poster"
X Link 2016-04-08T15:49Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"I know white guilt is a useless emotion in times like these but honestly we're not giving ourselves a TON of other options here"
X Link 2016-11-10T18:33Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Lars Von Trier Denies Sexually Harassing Bjrk I became aware that it is a universal thing that a director can touch and harass his actresses at will and the institution of film allows it"
X Link 2017-10-16T18:16Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"2019 Tony Awards: Billy Porter Sings During Commercial Break Curtains up Light the lights"
X Link 2019-06-10T19:26Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Safelite AutoGlass Not Thrilled About That One SNL Sketch Although we can take a joke this one was a step too far. Our techs are our heroes. #notcool"
X Link 2017-10-09T13:49Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Warner Bros. Developing Reboot of New Jack City Its always business. Never personal"
X Link 2019-09-26T03:16Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Gabriel Byrne Says Spaceys Misconduct Halted Usual Suspects The actor says he didnt know why production had stopped for two days until years later"
X Link 2017-12-05T13:20Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Apple Terminates Fortnite Creator Epic Games Dev Account The tech giant and the video-game company are currently embroiled in a legal battle"
X Link 2020-08-31T17:34Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Facebook Picks Up Cancelled MTV Show Loosely Exactly Nicole Is it possible for you to spend more time on Facebook Looks like youre about to find out"
X Link 2017-06-13T04:32Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"An Ode to Tina Feys Pads All the Way Joke in Sisters It was hilarious and quietly revolutionary"
X Link 2022-01-28T00:10Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Jon Stewart Helps Two Goats He Didnt Even Know Personally The GOAT of goats"
X Link 2018-08-21T17:03Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@damianbellino @HereditaryMovie @AlyssaEdwards_1"
X Link 2018-06-14T02:06Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@damianbellino This is my favorite thing of the whole year so far"
X Link 2018-07-13T16:26Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Just re-watched Zack Snyder's Watchmen and am aggrieved to report it might be my favorite superhero movie I am very sorry"
X Link 2018-08-09T04:03Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Last night as I walked from the train two guys drove by me then circled back around and tried to cut me off as I crossed the cross walk. When I didn't stop and talk to them one of them GOT OUT OF THE CAR and followed me on foot while the other guy drove next to me shouting"
X Link 2018-08-27T16:06Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@damianbellino Thank you Damian. Literally any time. Or most specifically the week of September [--] sometime"
X Link 2018-08-27T18:13Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@damianbellino https://www.youtube.com/watchv=s5TtZQlEAM4 https://www.youtube.com/watchv=s5TtZQlEAM4"
X Link 2018-09-17T03:48Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"In case you ever accidentally drink poison cancel that ambulance and just watch this video"
X Link 2018-11-11T21:08Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"I would like to amend this tweet to note that Madonna is now eating a bowl of whole strawberries with the leaves attached at a fancy restaurant seemingly not as dessert which is good"
X Link 2019-01-21T23:40Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"It's wild to have so many new superhero movies and as @damianbellino points out have none as good as Tim Burton's [----] masterpiece Batman Returns"
X Link 2019-04-01T22:15Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"2021 in the Times Square Olive Garden god willing @damianbellino when this is all over the first thing I'm doing is dining at the Times Square Olive Garden unironically when this is all over the first thing I'm doing is dining at the Times Square Olive Garden unironically"
X Link 2020-07-11T03:26Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"If you came into a significant amount of basil and had already made pesto what other recipes might you personally make with it"
X Link 2020-08-15T03:38Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"If you don't like horror and don't want to listen to @RuinedPodcast might I suggest this pod from two of the very best My podcast #YouMightKnowHerFrom is live and @RodemAnne and I are shooting our usual shit while inviting notable actresses to play along. Subscribe rate and listen to it in the Apple Podcast App now We hope you love it. πŸ“Έ n 🎨 by @Aligiance πŸ‘‡ πŸ‘‡ πŸ‘‡ https://t.co/vOePZHtMtL https://t.co/a5SnwswQEk My podcast #YouMightKnowHerFrom is live and @RodemAnne and I are shooting our usual shit while inviting notable actresses to play along. Subscribe rate and listen to it in the Apple"
X Link 2020-09-28T18:27Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@dave_schilling One of the best parts of dating Dave is hearing him laughing uproariously and then seeing its because of shit like this"
X Link 2020-12-17T07:21Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"A true treat for the ears Season three of #YouMightKnowHerFrom is in full swing w/ new artwork by @TheLynConcept and an amazing lineup of guests. @RodemAnne and I love nothing more than shooting the shit alongside a brilliant actress guest and hope you'll give us a listenπŸ‘‚πŸ’₯ https://t.co/ZAAvlpyY8d https://t.co/ndDheUki40 Season three of #YouMightKnowHerFrom is in full swing w/ new artwork by @TheLynConcept and an amazing lineup of guests. @RodemAnne and I love nothing more than shooting the shit alongside a brilliant actress guest and hope you'll give us a listenπŸ‘‚πŸ’₯ https://t.co/ZAAvlpyY8d"
X Link 2021-01-11T17:06Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Oh you know just sobbing In [----] "I spent about a month walking up and down First Avenue with my Hi-8 camera early in the morning . asking shopkeepers if it was alright to tape them lifting their gates." Watch @neilgoldberg's Op-Doc here. https://t.co/nUsruKngkD https://t.co/0VTMjcqjIB In [----] "I spent about a month walking up and down First Avenue with my Hi-8 camera early in the morning . asking shopkeepers if it was alright to tape them lifting their gates." Watch @neilgoldberg's Op-Doc here. https://t.co/nUsruKngkD https://t.co/0VTMjcqjIB"
X Link 2021-03-22T01:53Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@damianbellino @aaronmg1 Damn well if you had your first of four kids at [--] and had to raise them as a single mom I think you'd have to"
X Link 2021-04-23T00:08Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"I had an elaborate dream last night in which we all had to get the vaccine via MEDICAL BIDET which required us to line up pants-less in a massive locker room situation only for me to realize later I just used a regular bidet by mistake and had to make another appointment()"
X Link 2021-05-27T15:13Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"You CAN tickets I guarantee it"
X Link 2021-08-16T16:51Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@damianbellino Me I am enjoying it so far (I am like four episodes in) but I DO need Shar to start grabbing every character by the lapels and screaming I just had twins bitch Help me"
X Link 2022-07-26T01:05Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@damianbellino I need a full spin-off starring CG and Kim Cattrall filling us in on the hours they spent together while Shar didnt kick her out of their house"
X Link 2022-07-26T01:14Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Hi everyone Just wanted to post in the most awkward way imaginable to social media during a long weekend () that I am gay. Anyway that is what's new with me. If you're a Ruined listener Dave will be segueing to the title Ex-Boyfriend of the Pod and we remain dear friends"
X Link 2022-09-05T21:06Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Also 70% of the TikTok videos I used to get were of older women explaining how they found they were gay later in life. Yes queen I said Then I deleted TikTok because I was spending too much time on it Mortification this world this flesh"
X Link 2022-09-05T21:14Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"😭 ❀ woke up and felt like being unabashedly and unapologetically queer today https://t.co/nuLvddyLXO woke up and felt like being unabashedly and unapologetically queer today https://t.co/nuLvddyLXO"
X Link 2022-12-05T18:33Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Is Number [--] in quotes because I was taking a shit as you took this Had a time at Pride with my Number [--] pal @HalleKiefer https://t.co/5yDJSEdQOa Had a time at Pride with my Number [--] pal @HalleKiefer https://t.co/5yDJSEdQOa"
X Link 2023-06-11T06:33Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"If anyone has to live in a prison of the mind for [--] years before abruptly coming out boy I hope they get to come out to someone as wonderful as @dave_schilling Please give this ep a listen if it seems up your alley I would appreciate it ❀ From my queer heart to yours Halle and Alison talk Airbnb preferences while dissecting all of the guys in Men. Plus in honor of Pride 🏳🌈 Halle sits down with Bi Friend of the Pod @dave_schilling to talk men Men their breakup and both of them coming out. https://t.co/od02S5doXX https://t.co/NtacBplC5A Halle and Alison talk Airbnb preferences while"
X Link 2023-06-13T17:31Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"I forgot I submitted this Pride I Am Free To Be copy earlier this month and its truer every day. Thanks Pandora Just under the wire Listen to Ruined with @HalleKiefer: https://t.co/tmi7iIWeqd #FreeToBeπŸ’« https://t.co/0JOU6UkOED Listen to Ruined with @HalleKiefer: https://t.co/tmi7iIWeqd #FreeToBeπŸ’« https://t.co/0JOU6UkOED"
X Link 2023-06-30T00:42Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"I saw @VeraDrew22s The Peoples Joker last night at @Outfest and you KNOW I cried both as a queer and at how long its been since Ive seen a movie that felt like a human being made it. My god it cant all be cynical IP mining Hollywood needs queers #freethepeoplesjoker"
X Link 2023-07-16T15:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@dave_schilling I dont think we went [--] minutes without hearing Kyoto for a full year"
X Link 2023-08-15T15:03Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"First of all it is STUPID to alienate bisexuals from queer spaces. We need the numbers so we should be kind to them and their boyfriends. Second of all bisexuals are the roots that can draw queer water into straight relationships. Why would we want to fuck up that process"
X Link 2024-06-03T19:42Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@RabbitHole_BB Saw this WHILE texting @dave_schilling to give me a ride there"
X Link 2024-06-26T02:42Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"My last (and favorite) chapter of heterosexuality was watching all of Twin Peaks and Fire Walk With Me during lockdown with number one David Lynch fan @dave_schilling ❀ Thank you for convincing me to get past the pilot"
X Link 2025-01-16T19:29Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"The actual question is Does everyone have the same moral and ethical responsibility not to sex traffick and abuse a teenager as they do a child THE ANSWER IS YES. The fact Megyn Kelly wants to argue about any other part of this speaks to her rancid patriarchal worldview. Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this caseJeffrey Epstein in this person's view was not a pedophileHe was into the barely legal type like he liked [--] year old girlsHe wasn't into like [--] year oldsThere's a difference between a [--] year old and a [--] year old." https://t.co/a7wmT3BRJU Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very"
X Link 2025-11-13T19:55Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Trump posting about how Rob Reiner and his wife incited their own murders by criticizing him is right wing politics in a nutshell. Sick mean and desperate for attention to insert themselves into everything via their cruelty because they have nothing of actual value to offer I'm at a loss for words. This is disgusting. https://t.co/PagTWfboH7 I'm at a loss for words. This is disgusting. https://t.co/PagTWfboH7"
X Link 2025-12-15T17:24Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Oh cool JUST IN: Elon Musk says there is "no need" to save money because universal high income is coming JUST IN: Elon Musk says there is "no need" to save money because universal high income is coming"
X Link 2025-12-17T20:16Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Shes white so he has to emphasize that shes queer so his viewers understands her death is acceptable. The Fox News audience should begin asking themselves What about me will Jesse Watters use to rationalize MY being killed so that Fox News fans know not to be concerned Jesse Watters highlights that Renee Nicole Good the woman killed by ICE had "pronouns in her bio" and "leaves behind a lesbian partner and a child from a previous marriage" https://t.co/h3qcYUgLF8 Jesse Watters highlights that Renee Nicole Good the woman killed by ICE had "pronouns in her bio" and "leaves behind a lesbian"
X Link 2026-01-08T13:46Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Wow well say what you will about Scott Adams he was saying the quiet parts out loud https://t.co/1vNQanF1wZ https://t.co/1vNQanF1wZ"
X Link 2026-01-14T20:53Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Guys I'm free tonight and want to see comedy/go to a reading. Do you have a show I should come to Send me the deets"
X Link 2014-11-20T21:33Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"The Taco Bell ad that makes fun of ads telling men how to be men in order to tell men that men eat steak burritos makes me bummed for dudes"
X Link 2015-03-09T14:14Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"As a straight woman I want to salute an American flag to celebrate living in a time when I can read this headline: http://t.co/nBycvXKXGS http://www.queerty.com/more-and-more-straight-guys-are-giving-each-other-bro-jobs-20150803 http://www.queerty.com/more-and-more-straight-guys-are-giving-each-other-bro-jobs-20150803"
X Link 2015-08-05T18:11Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@damianbellino I just got home and I'm reading all your tweets to catch up. It's already so much better than watching the actual show"
X Link 2015-08-31T02:20Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Ready to be trash with me @damianbellino here https://x.com/Gothamist/status/790574044567437313 Cheesecake Factory Opens Its First NYC Location On Tuesday https://t.co/D088Atwp77 https://t.co/5NgP35vKzH https://x.com/Gothamist/status/790574044567437313 Cheesecake Factory Opens Its First NYC Location On Tuesday https://t.co/D088Atwp77 https://t.co/5NgP35vKzH"
X Link 2016-10-24T15:29Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@Cincera @damianbellino Yes and no Yes you did and no because technically everything there is a mistake which means nothing is"
X Link 2016-10-24T17:29Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@damianbellino @Cincera Oh yes same for dessert pizza"
X Link 2016-10-24T17:34Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"I saw Teen Witch tonight and learned an important lesson about dumping your best friend to fuck some guy in an abandoned filth house"
X Link 2016-10-29T03:13Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"Why in God's name did we let Amy Winehouse walk around in those little ballet shoes all the time THOSE AREN'T REAL SHOES"
X Link 2016-11-02T03:10Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@damianbellino Let's celebrate by doing what we would have done in middle school: gone to Oliver Garden"
X Link 2017-08-14T02:38Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@damianbellino Delete this tweet and pitch it to Vh1 IMMEDIATELY"
X Link 2017-10-06T17:47Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"@jason_sweeten @annevclark Please make this though"
X Link 2017-12-26T18:06Z [----] followers, [--] engagements

"shout out to all the devils advocates you guys did it"
X Link 2024-03-25T03:21Z [----] followers, 14.8K engagements

"Just have Jane Krakowski play Samantha Jones and never address it on the show obviously"
X Link 2021-01-11T00:35Z [----] followers, 20.6K engagements

"Alright I'm going to admit it: I don't get the little knob that people are putting on the backs of their cell phones. I've asked people about it and they say "It's to hold it" and I say "What" and then they just sort of hold it out at me and that's as far as I've gotten"
X Link 2018-08-24T23:10Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Hi everyone Just wanted to post in the most awkward way imaginable to social media during a long weekend () that I am gay. Anyway that is what's new with me. If you're a Ruined listener Dave will be segueing to the title Ex-Boyfriend of the Pod and we remain dear friends"
X Link 2022-09-05T21:06Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"If anyone is experiencing headaches please keep in mind you've been grinding your teeth for nine days straight"
X Link 2020-03-22T02:54Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Have her announce she's had "a little work done" during quarantine to which Miranda gasps "You look like a completely different person" and honestly you're good to go"
X Link 2021-01-11T00:42Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"The fact "Mr. Sandman" cites Pagliacci and Liberace as two prime examples of a dream man is all the explanation you need as to why those poor simple girls have to beg a night demon for a date in the first place"
X Link 2019-07-01T06:05Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"@Arr My friend Nicole told me she chewed a piece of gum so long it came to life"
X Link 2018-01-20T07:17Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Finally: the first good meme"
X Link 2019-04-18T01:38Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Quick There hasn't been a mass shooting for a hot minute Let's talk about gun control now before another one happens"
X Link 2018-01-09T05:12Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Hey A bit of news I'm starting as a senior writer for @crookedmedia and Lovett or Leave It next week It's intimidating to be following in the footsteps of @travishelwig but I'm also honored to be taking up the mantle as the new Tug"
X Link 2021-07-10T23:41Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Truly cannot wait to see the look on my date's face. This earthquake-proof bed may look scary but it can save your life 🏚😱 https://t.co/T1XvBJ1ZvP This earthquake-proof bed may look scary but it can save your life 🏚😱 https://t.co/T1XvBJ1ZvP"
X Link 2019-02-05T05:47Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"This earthquake-proof bed may look scary but it can save your life 🏚😱"
X Link 2019-02-04T23:19Z 1.1M followers, 45.1K engagements

"Me whispering to you from beyond the grave: A female-driven Dennis the Menace reboot called Denise the Menise"
X Link 2019-07-24T19:38Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"DJ Leaving My Baby in a Hot Car Even Though I Don't Have a Baby OR a Car https://x.com/ThatEricAlper/status/880831837123338248 https://x.com/ThatEricAlper/status/880831837123338248"
X Link 2017-07-01T05:03Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"My grandfather was killed putting on a perfect smokey eye so this is all really hard for me"
X Link 2018-04-29T20:43Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Oh I'll accept the terms but I'll be DAMNED if I accept the conditions"
X Link 2017-12-18T16:10Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@Nicole_Cliffe I'd been sleeping with the guy I lost my virginity to for a bit when one night he turned to me and said "You have what I think is my ideal body type for a woman" then he shook his head and said completely seriously "If only I could find someone with your body I could date.""
X Link 2018-11-09T01:59Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Congratulations to Buffalo Bill Hardy Tom Hardy and his wife Charlotte Riley have had a baby boy and named him after one of your favourite film characters https://t.co/ZwbjfcUX3C https://t.co/CPaaSdQZ3P Tom Hardy and his wife Charlotte Riley have had a baby boy and named him after one of your favourite film characters https://t.co/ZwbjfcUX3C https://t.co/CPaaSdQZ3P"
X Link 2019-01-12T18:38Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Tom Hardy and his wife Charlotte Riley have had a baby boy and named him after one of your favourite film characters https://trib.al/R1birOj https://trib.al/R1birOj"
X Link 2019-01-12T13:53Z 317K followers, 10.6K engagements

"I'm gonna make myself look real skinny on Tinder then when the guy shows up I'll laugh and all the pie chunks will fall out of my mouth"
X Link 2015-06-24T03:59Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@ArielDumas I was literally just asking myself WTF is going on with these nytimes recipe comments as I was chowing down on generously buttered noodles sprinkled with just a quarter cup of parsley for color and freshness which are the perfect blank canvas for practically any stew or braise"
X Link 2019-01-18T16:31Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Now that I'm in my 30s I'm reevaluating men I overlooked in my youth. For example I'd probably fuck that smart gremlin from Gremlins 2"
X Link 2016-09-14T03:31Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@DanSpenser The number of people suggesting Weekend at Purgey's (or even Weekend at PURGIE'S) is insane. The title is obviously Weekend Before The Purge At Bernie's. Simple. Elegant. Doesn't contain THE WORD PURGIE'S"
X Link 2018-09-19T19:04Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Jack Hanna did my brother's college graduation and gave a lovely commencement speech about overcoming dyslexia. Then he said "Enough about me Time for the animals" and the crowd went apeshit as he brought out a cheetah. Five stars I remember no other speeches of any kind"
X Link 2021-06-18T03:41Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"What is your favorite Lonely Island lyric Mine is either "'Cause every Mother's Day needs a Mother's Night" or "This is the second best idea that we ever had" from Motherlover"
X Link 2018-12-11T17:52Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Society owes a huge debt to the person who coined the term "down to clown.""
X Link 2019-04-01T01:47Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"This is the most Lorde shit I can imagine. You couldnt write a more perfect character trait"
X Link 2021-07-31T04:11Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Look no one is saying it so I guess I have to: theyre making apples too goddamn big now"
X Link 2023-01-12T02:34Z [----] followers, 29.4K engagements

"@bransonreese I wish everyone replying to this about the actual texture of sharkskin would walk into the big wetness"
X Link 2017-04-04T18:18Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"for sale: baby tap shoes. this baby can't dance for shit"
X Link 2018-08-11T05:59Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Just a reminder that Natalie Portman is starring in an upcoming movie inspired by Astronaut Diaper Lady. That is all"
X Link 2019-07-13T01:43Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"I feel terribly for the family in The Haunting of Hill House but on the other hand maybe being collectively the hottest people in the world is some consolation"
X Link 2018-10-24T03:38Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Wow this tweet kind of blew up Check out 2001's Josie and the Pussycats movie as it is a perfect film"
X Link 2018-08-25T19:16Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"As a cis person Jordan Peterson videos really have been a Rosetta Stone for understanding conservatives panic around gender. He literally cannot stand his own emotional reaction so his response is to flee discomfort to run from feeling and in doing so run from understanding"
X Link 2023-02-20T16:47Z [----] followers, 28.2K engagements

"I hope you're all happy Regular Yoda read all your Baby Yoda tweets and he's sobbing so hard he's refusing to come out of his trailer"
X Link 2019-11-18T05:43Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Also 70% of the TikTok videos I used to get were of older women explaining how they found they were gay later in life. Yes queen I said Then I deleted TikTok because I was spending too much time on it Mortification this world this flesh"
X Link 2022-09-05T21:14Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Five of the Supreme Courts Catholics rush to execute a man then nod along as Mary Ann Alito rants against the Pride flag. As the Bible says about hypocrites you are like white-washed tombs beautiful on the outside but filled with the bones of dead men and everything unclean"
X Link 2024-09-24T23:47Z [----] followers, 12.7K engagements

"Anywho please please talk to your friends and loved ones about comp het at your earliest convenience. The life you save. could be my own"
X Link 2022-09-05T21:07Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"If you know me and feel targeted by a joke I tell please know it's definitely not about you. I have much meaner more specific jokes about you that I think in my head but would never ever say in public I promise"
X Link 2018-01-14T21:33Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"I finally saw The Last Jedi and can't wait to read everyone's think piece on it JK I LOVE HAVING FUN AND IT WAS A BLAST I WILL TEAR MY EYES OUT BEFORE I READ A GODDAMN WORD"
X Link 2017-12-24T07:05Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"What the hell kind of Benny Hill ass prison is she in Ghislaine Maxwell reportedly moved from 'cell to cell' to avoid assassins https://t.co/jXsZBX9RZR https://t.co/kDHWQgmXbB Ghislaine Maxwell reportedly moved from 'cell to cell' to avoid assassins https://t.co/jXsZBX9RZR https://t.co/kDHWQgmXbB"
X Link 2020-07-13T03:44Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Ghislaine Maxwell reportedly moved from 'cell to cell' to avoid assassins https://trib.al/cspv6wS https://trib.al/cspv6wS"
X Link 2020-07-12T18:07Z 3.6M followers, 26.5K engagements

"Whyyy would Katherine Heigl apologize to Seth Rogen for calling Knocked Up sexist He didn't write it. Also it is. https://x.com/vulture/status/763008495461535744 Seth Rogen calls truce with Katherine Heigl over #KnockedUp but still would like an apology https://t.co/MP4aVbSz4b https://t.co/rzjcr86Hnn https://x.com/vulture/status/763008495461535744 Seth Rogen calls truce with Katherine Heigl over #KnockedUp but still would like an apology https://t.co/MP4aVbSz4b https://t.co/rzjcr86Hnn"
X Link 2016-08-09T19:08Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Seth Rogen calls truce with Katherine Heigl over #KnockedUp but still would like an apology http://vult.re/2aOTysQ http://vult.re/2aOTysQ"
X Link 2016-08-09T13:46Z 490.4K followers, [---] engagements

"Cruel Intentions really holds up"
X Link 2018-04-03T06:49Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Dropped into RFK Jr.s speech late and entered on the vote-winning line [---] years ago if someone was obese they sent them to the circus"
X Link 2024-08-23T19:56Z [----] followers, 26.7K engagements

"GOOP suggested using a jade egg to strengthen my pelvic floor but I didn't have one so I used a turtle egg and now I have to teach all these little turtles to swim and my body is not beach ready"
X Link 2018-07-25T21:55Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@Jill_Jorgensen @terrencemcd Wow Now I want to know if the unpleasantness predates Cynthia Nixon's [--] Rock appearance or if they had to actively avoid each other on set. Either way I pray they can put it aside when Michael Patrick King reads my tweet and books Jane"
X Link 2021-01-11T03:08Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"When I Googled "comp het" the first link I got was from Cosmo and it was actually very helpful Life is humiliating. Anywho hope you're all staying cool out there"
X Link 2022-09-05T21:12Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@Nicole_Cliffe In one of NYC's fine haunted houses a drippy ghoul tried to push me into a pitch black room alone. "Lady you paid for the ticket" he said sotto voce and I screamed "NO PLEASE I GOT IT FREE FROM WORK" in front of a crowd of extremely non-scared strangers"
X Link 2018-01-08T20:41Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Am I crowdsourcing how to be old and gay Yes please help I already watched all the Old Gays videos and they don't cover a lot of stuff"
X Link 2022-09-05T21:11Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"@e_alexjung Who do you think he was nice to thinking it was you the whole time"
X Link 2019-11-02T19:44Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"WHO though Would dare Look at that fold Bootcut jeans are making a comeback https://t.co/0Z59eqww0X https://t.co/ZkprWxwXxr Bootcut jeans are making a comeback https://t.co/0Z59eqww0X https://t.co/ZkprWxwXxr"
X Link 2018-12-04T03:44Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Bootcut jeans are making a comeback http://gq.mn/TZfhcSU http://gq.mn/TZfhcSU"
X Link 2018-12-03T18:00Z 1.3M followers, 21.4K engagements

"My sexual fetish like everyone else is to be publicly humiliated by the Moon Pie Twitter account"
X Link 2017-12-18T05:50Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"I literally Googled comp het like I was an 11-year-old Buzzfeed reader in [----] so if you're a queer person please feel free to send any thoughts or ideas my way no matter how basic they might seem"
X Link 2022-09-05T21:10Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"At what point in the Barbie writing process did Greta Gerwig see Barb And Star Go To Del Mar"
X Link 2023-07-30T17:35Z [----] followers, 20.7K engagements

"You know if Dave had never DMed me I might not have found a relationship as healing felt supported in going back to therapy and realized I was queer. So in this way Twitter made me gay and if nothing else if this is the end everyone over there should feel proud of that Twitter actually kinda rocked because I met @HalleKiefer on Twitter and almost married her. Now she's a beautiful lesbian. That's a happy ending where I come from Twitter actually kinda rocked because I met @HalleKiefer on Twitter and almost married her. Now she's a beautiful lesbian. That's a happy ending where I come from"
X Link 2022-11-18T00:54Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Twitter actually kinda rocked because I met @HalleKiefer on Twitter and almost married her. Now she's a beautiful lesbian. That's a happy ending where I come from"
X Link 2022-11-18T00:32Z 22.7K followers, [---] engagements

"Well my sister-in-law's sister wore a "9/11 Was An Inside Job" t-shirt to Christmas morning"
X Link 2017-12-25T19:24Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"I waited until I was in my seat on the plane to eat my edible and now the flight is delayed for a couple hours while they check the pipes so I think Im just going to take off vertically like a helicopter and fly to L.A. on my own dime"
X Link 2022-11-26T13:39Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Between this and facial recognition new technology clearly just amplifies the police's most reprehensible violating impulses. This is demented"
X Link 2020-09-10T20:21Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Icon @deadeyebrakeman channeling Kyrsten Sinema with 100% accuracy at @crookedmedias first live #LovettorLeaveIt after so so very long"
X Link 2021-09-24T03:44Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"I do and I am"
X Link 2022-05-16T00:36Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"Horrific fucking headline absolute dog shit but an excellent reminder that libraries are vital and necessary and (like all good things apparently) endangered by conservative malignity New York libraries have waded into Americas culture wars by directly lending [-----] books to non-residents since spring including thousands of students living under the bans https://t.co/bcvVxZOOF6 New York libraries have waded into Americas culture wars by directly lending [-----] books to non-residents since spring including thousands of students living under the bans https://t.co/bcvVxZOOF6"
X Link 2022-09-26T13:42Z [----] followers, [---] engagements

"New York libraries have waded into Americas culture wars by directly lending [-----] books to non-residents since spring including thousands of students living under the bans https://www.politico.com/news/2022/09/24/conservative-districts-banned-books-brooklyns-library-00057828 https://www.politico.com/news/2022/09/24/conservative-districts-banned-books-brooklyns-library-00057828"
X Link 2022-09-26T12:08Z 37.6K followers, [----] engagements

"Were so beautiful its a beautiful day to walk out of work and into a fair contract https://t.co/jedE5uQmqs its a beautiful day to walk out of work and into a fair contract https://t.co/jedE5uQmqs"
X Link 2024-08-05T18:29Z [----] followers, 12K engagements

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