# ![@FlatEartherK1tt Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::1824483932005388295.png) @FlatEartherK1tt withered old crone 🥀🇵🇸

withered old crone 🥀🇵🇸 posts on X about lmfao, new york, food, north carolina the most. They currently have [-----] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [-------] engagements in the last [--] hours.

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### Followers: [-----] [#](/creator/twitter::1824483932005388295/followers)
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- [--] Months [-----] +16%
- [--] Year [-----] +35%

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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
[celebrities](/list/celebrities)  [technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  [musicians](/list/musicians)  [stocks](/list/stocks)  [social networks](/list/social-networks)  [countries](/list/countries)  [us election](/list/us-election)  [finance](/list/finance)  [luxury brands](/list/luxury-brands)  [automotive brands](/list/automotive-brands) 

**Social topic influence**
[lmfao](/topic/lmfao), [new york](/topic/new-york), [food](/topic/food), [north carolina](/topic/north-carolina), [chile](/topic/chile), [$uber](/topic/$uber), [at least](/topic/at-least), [in the](/topic/in-the), [the white](/topic/the-white), [omg](/topic/omg)

**Top assets mentioned**
[Uber Technologies, Inc. (UBER)](/topic/$uber) [Rally (RLY)](/topic/rally) [Giddy (GIDDY)](/topic/giddy) [Spotify Technology (SPOT)](/topic/spotify) [fuckcoin (FUCKCOIN)](/topic/fuck) [Dave Inc. (DAVE)](/topic/$dave)
### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"@ExileGrimm when did we demand land acknowledgments lol"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1825953298597421292)  2024-08-20T17:49Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@justsomeguyloI fuck off"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1827563827065508192)  2024-08-25T04:29Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@eeeeow i would treat you nicely and lovingly personally im sorry he sucked"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1828870054869602518)  2024-08-28T18:59Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@ScrausScraus follow my new account before i destroy you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1831779763679384003)  2024-09-05T19:41Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"she gon look over these bitches like terms and conditions imma move her out the trenches and buy her a bentley imma fuck her then hold onto her like she gon miss me imma pull on that wavy hair cuz its indian remy ♥"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1832638786812948623)  2024-09-08T04:35Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"my uber driver just dumped me in the middle of the street and my phone immediately died and i had to walk two miles home"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1835529703911719200)  2024-09-16T04:02Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"donald trump wont see your cruel assassination jokes but i will and ill laugh ☺"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1835824867632882106)  2024-09-16T23:35Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"it seems clear from multiple posts that mark robinson thinks pee comes out the butt"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1836953687647998349)  2024-09-20T02:21Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"this doesnt help lmfao. its actually somehow worse "The relationship was never physical but should have been disclosed to prevent theappearance of a conflict. I deeply regret not doing so immediately and apologize to those Ive disappointed especially my colleagues at New York." (2/2) "The relationship was never physical but should have been disclosed to prevent theappearance of a conflict. I deeply regret not doing so immediately and apologize to those Ive disappointed especially my colleagues at New York." (2/2)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1836984269006393681)  2024-09-20T04:22Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@punishedpants LMFAO"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1836985888083198305)  2024-09-20T04:28Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"this is what yall condone when you gush over that little damp hippo Who knew Hippos could run so fast in the water 😳 https://t.co/Y6sq2PBRCp Who knew Hippos could run so fast in the water 😳 https://t.co/Y6sq2PBRCp"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1838608341255217587)  2024-09-24T15:56Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@lodgepolepines looking good ken"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1839419349171630133)  2024-09-26T21:38Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"my article in tablet mag got published check it out here: The Jews should stand with Eric Adams https://t.co/xCvGPjgyYR The Jews should stand with Eric Adams https://t.co/xCvGPjgyYR"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1839440410743050282)  2024-09-26T23:02Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"trying to go antisemitic for antisemitic with a zionist and they pull out one more antisemitism"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1839443578671727006)  2024-09-26T23:14Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"vyvanse kicked in i got the zoomies ong"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1840805659035496931)  2024-09-30T17:27Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"good morning fellas let's get this bread"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1843310058546905298)  2024-10-07T15:18Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"playing michael jackson videos and screaming at the tv when he does a particularly spectacular move"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1843730322183401579)  2024-10-08T19:08Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@haramcart this is offensive i would never share this to my millions of followers"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1843803317098688753)  2024-10-08T23:59Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"new maximalism fave"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1843878815061393750)  2024-10-09T04:59Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"you ever lowkey wish you was a vampire"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1844211941088334176)  2024-10-10T03:02Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"im getting political spam texts for kamala plus the four states ive most recently lived in im losing my mind lmfao"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1845197963758534783)  2024-10-12T20:20Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"made a hinge and immediately regret it good god"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1845333409347915934)  2024-10-13T05:19Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"the black people defending obamas racist ass because they know this one guy on facebook who loves trump and hates black women are so pathetic Social media attracts and encourages extremists and edgelords. I'm begging y'all to touch grass and talk to a real person. Social media attracts and encourages extremists and edgelords. I'm begging y'all to touch grass and talk to a real person"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1845619054629015642)  2024-10-14T00:14Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"every man that likes me is politically moderate or a black man wearing a maga parody hat with real estate and passive income in his bio"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1845653829510988159)  2024-10-14T02:32Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@msbigmilk im scared of heights too and had to buy a TWO STEP stepladder when i moved here 😪"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1845655294224806154)  2024-10-14T02:38Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@sesameallergy one said he sells s*x toys in addition to real estate and to ask him about it like actually i wont be asking you about either"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1845655764959920392)  2024-10-14T02:39Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@msbigmilk i have to use the second step sometimes and i say a quick prayer to the universe every single time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1845656410425553280)  2024-10-14T02:42Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@AntonioDramsci youre my bff ♥♥"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1849646162770379257)  2024-10-25T02:56Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@Wifesucker its so cool that this is the follow up to all the libs yelling at people upset about her supporting genocide that if you dont vote for her trump is gonna deport all trans people to hell or whatever"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1850002433772048509)  2024-10-26T02:32Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"just found out im not registered to vote even though i voted last year"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1850210118496919727)  2024-10-26T16:17Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@oldlinds happy birthday sweet angel 💕💕"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1850921982394581292)  2024-10-28T15:26Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@eeeeow happy birthday boo 💕"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1852033545239154744)  2024-10-31T17:03Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@irene_koo happy birthday sweetness 💕"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1852776474266284475)  2024-11-02T18:15Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"where are you beauties getting legit perfume samples from i'm in my smell good era"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1852854437745676363)  2024-11-02T23:24Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"just grabbed the key to my safe out of nasir's mouth"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1853217775340192136)  2024-11-03T23:28Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@faketitojohnsON LMFAO whew chile the victim blaming"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1853252951973777880)  2024-11-04T01:48Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@dish2ooomm i wasn't gonna vote for her til her vp came out as transphobic when no one even asked him that's called leadership"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1853918860769910902)  2024-11-05T21:54Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"in many ways jd vance is the death eater that doesnt make you cum during the tinder hookup. kamala is like if meg griffin starred in sister act 2: back in the habit. idk im just brainstorming here"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1853943607717224601)  2024-11-05T23:32Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"that cute white lady home chefs food looks so good shes inspired me to get some new knives my wonderful ikea knives have dulled and im scared of those sharpeners"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1854027589121147019)  2024-11-06T05:06Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"i need a husband to go to china with so bad like im literally dying from lack of this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1855826298561577155)  2024-11-11T04:14Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"remember that rally when he mentioned the vaccines in a positive way and attendees booed and he was like oh my fault lmao One of the most bizarre memory hole things for me is how proud trump was of the covid vaccines but his voter base hates the vaccines. Ive been trying to understand how something like that can play out and every time my bf is like youre not thinking dumb enough lol One of the most bizarre memory hole things for me is how proud trump was of the covid vaccines but his voter base hates the vaccines. Ive been trying to understand how something like that can play out and every"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1856513920086716690)  2024-11-13T01:46Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@__GDB that's fair lmao i've spent a half hour on twitter many times that i regret more than this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1857661500707492324)  2024-11-16T05:46Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@D1EGO_305 idk what this means but i assume youre a tiktok model now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1861530776010998041)  2024-11-26T22:01Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@chiweethedog happy thanksgiving baby ♥"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1862223976497316078)  2024-11-28T19:56Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"my favorite thanksgiving tradition is laughing about elon. dont forget he shared that information as a thank you to black women lmfao. does anyone remember that guy who couldnt eat thanksgiving with his white wifes family because they were so racist and he had to eat outside in the car and he came on here and told us that does anyone remember that guy who couldnt eat thanksgiving with his white wifes family because they were so racist and he had to eat outside in the car and he came on here and told us that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1862624480004067505)  2024-11-29T22:27Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@azninthesun ugh thats awful yeah biglaw is a baddddd place. i genuinely dont understand how my classmates do it. except i know most of them are vapid libslol"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1862954733524111858)  2024-11-30T20:19Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"you ever think about how human nature is such a sweet tender ode to nyc"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1863077828603879721)  2024-12-01T04:29Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"i think about michael jackson a normal amount of times per day"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1863078222394458586)  2024-12-01T04:30Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"i think one overlooked thing in the latest iteration of doordash discourse is that you have the option on every app to have your order left at the door thus eliminating the need to interact with the DANGEROUS MALE IMMIGRANT theyre so terrified of"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1864336330395656434)  2024-12-04T15:49Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@Damn_BB got two fish oil pills packed away in my lil bag right now 😌 theyre gonna make us so healthy queen"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1865059542926610703)  2024-12-06T15:43Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@UgaritNoosphere i love him hes literally perfect this is the perfect outcome lmfao"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1866198688718266674)  2024-12-09T19:10Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@purgatorychris LMFAO"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1866205063984865325)  2024-12-09T19:35Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@purgatorychris AI teaching assistant"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1866210445108867141)  2024-12-09T19:56Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"i cant believe rapper jay z turned hero luigi in to take the heat off himself"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1866216226663362653)  2024-12-09T20:19Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"jamie foxx is one celebrity id probably be giddy and goofy if i met like how is bro great at everything"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1866577628188078211)  2024-12-10T20:16Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@__GDB one of these days"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1868431789028503574)  2024-12-15T23:03Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"im trying to finish this book on the jfk assassination that is interesting but the most repetitive book ive ever come across and just realized im only on chapter [--] out of [--] lord carry me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1868909762655768837)  2024-12-17T06:43Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"i wish it were legal to stop reading a book and read something else"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1868910446478344330)  2024-12-17T06:45Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"this is cracking me up that's my twin Julius Erving (retired in 1987) Children of the Corn (1984) Hank Aaron (retired in 1976) Maryland Steve Francis (1998). https://t.co/NPlNnZEEvL Julius Erving (retired in 1987) Children of the Corn (1984) Hank Aaron (retired in 1976) Maryland Steve Francis (1998). https://t.co/NPlNnZEEvL"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1869114474738917814)  2024-12-17T20:16Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"mike vick still a falcon and there's nothing you can do about it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1869114816272765085)  2024-12-17T20:17Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"do yall tip your dog sitter its $100/night if that matters"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1869527659992301874)  2024-12-18T23:38Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"this is so depressing spotify is garbage The Ghosts in the Machine: Spotifys plot against musicians https://harpers.org/archive/2025/01/the-ghosts-in-the-machine-liz-pelly-spotify-musicians/ https://harpers.org/archive/2025/01/the-ghosts-in-the-machine-liz-pelly-spotify-musicians/"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1869782677211288045)  2024-12-19T16:31Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"thank you to everyone who encouraged me to give up on the jfk assassination/cia heart attack gun book. im finishing programmed to kill now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1873821803124343166)  2024-12-30T20:01Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@SchmanthonyP not my coffee still being hot chile i"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1875397255211208827)  2025-01-04T04:22Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"was told to watch [--] angry men instead of juror #2 and i dont be watching black & white films normally but yeah it was good"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1875399974546239936)  2025-01-04T04:32Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"he got a kate spade no. [--] pencil out the trash and ate it while i was cleaning my office"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1875716527263195144)  2025-01-05T01:30Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@eyuplovely he is [--] pounds of steel he would destroy your lineage"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1875717508201853353)  2025-01-05T01:34Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"im having a hard time locking/unlocking my front door. can i just squirt (pause) some wd40 in there or will that fuck it up somehow"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1876380263221223820)  2025-01-06T21:28Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@notoriouskpg just rewatched a couple weeks ago love denzel in that one"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1876841047445143613)  2025-01-08T03:59Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@dish2ooomm ugh im sorry im also struggling with getting care due to insurance so solidarity"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1880384757873406433)  2025-01-17T22:40Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@RobbyRav just put on a suit and go down there and ask for a job"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1880708659807952917)  2025-01-18T20:07Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"kanye is that onion article about marilyn manson going door to door trying to shock people"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1887912399522365727)  2025-02-07T17:12Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"it's wild that some apartments require a [---] credit score "NO EXCEPTIONS" which isn't a problem for me but just seems excessive"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1896359005251072327)  2025-03-03T00:36Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"dumb question probably but is it safe to put a treadmill in an apartment that's not on the first floor lol"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1896687621403029592)  2025-03-03T22:22Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"i put in an application fingers and toes crossed"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1898195911194689863)  2025-03-08T02:15Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"it has [--] zillow applications so far omg. i believe i was first but i'm not sure that matters. and none of us can see it until an open house next saturday. the anxiety is killing me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1898807074827710507)  2025-03-09T18:44Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@ktscoutman i reallllly hope you can do it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1899524202882850838)  2025-03-11T18:13Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"good morning facebook family i need all my prayer warriors to assemble please pray i get this apartment on saturday so i won't have to kms thank you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1900349545780850950)  2025-03-14T00:53Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"i kept trying to think of the shakespeare line and all i could come up with for hours was something smell stank in denmark"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1901656672138838017)  2025-03-17T15:27Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"i made nasir a little chair bed so he could lay beside me while i worked and he used it to climb onto the dining room table"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1904567604699636035)  2025-03-25T16:14Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"i have to lysol my table like cat owners at least he doesnt shed (i also wipe his paws multiple times a day) (my house is clean)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1904575614989836790)  2025-03-25T16:46Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"gave away my myx (knockoff peloton) to a nice couple they were very happy 🙂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1906090218093969854)  2025-03-29T21:04Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"sorry but he is so so precious"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1906546481768661039)  2025-03-31T03:17Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"my building charges a $450 move-out fee lmao what the fuck"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1911902749039411663)  2025-04-14T22:01Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@chiweethedog im about to donate them before i move lmao. he will ONLY play with these two almost identical crinkly plushies. its been like this for years. he wont even chew a nylabone etc. anymore"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1915157786758938656)  2025-04-23T21:36Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"it has a very very slight aftertaste that i dont mind. i usually hate like stevia sucralose etc. but i like this. my life is so thrilling man. 🥲"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1916933117375397933)  2025-04-28T19:10Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@chiweethedog so i was a soda/juice addict before i started getting my shit together. i drink a ton of water already but ideally i'd have a non-water drink or two every day if i could. and i don't like zero sodas/drinks so it was hard just completely cutting it all out"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1916942665326674383)  2025-04-28T19:48Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@chiweethedog my supportive boo. ♥ i love ginger ale (black people medicine) and root beer and all fruity sodas like jarritos and fanta. also love lemonade oj and apple juice. i have poor people's palate from childhood lmao. and oh my god i'm gonna try that i didn't even think of that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1916944234340401246)  2025-04-28T19:54Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@keys2thebakery my brother in crystal light ✊🏽 im drinking cherry pomegranate mixed with lemonade right now getting crazy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1917022727296233884)  2025-04-29T01:06Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@xtremeonlinegf what does creatine do im on my #fitnessjourney but havent gotten to that yet"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1917044859833102515)  2025-04-29T02:34Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"reorganized all my toiletries and skincare and makeup today just a fun fact to help you ease into the workweek 👍🏽"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1919207090117042211)  2025-05-05T01:46Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@hausofdecline thanks babe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1920255349757554859)  2025-05-07T23:12Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"maybe i do have a lot of stuff because i've had to order more boxes from uhaul four times"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1927089485289762969)  2025-05-26T19:48Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"okay i think the uhaul estimator just assumes you live like a hermit. so far i've packed [--] medium boxes [--] large boxes [--] extra-large boxes and [--] wardrobe boxes. just ordered [--] more medium and [--] more large. i don't think it's THAT much stuff for a 2-bedroom"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1927213190850490866)  2025-05-27T04:00Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@VibesFidel i'm taking care of a big family here"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1927214266169340064)  2025-05-27T04:04Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@morrisdusk of course you quote my favorite track too 🥰"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1929340356992057562)  2025-06-02T00:52Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"please god don't let me meet one of my faves and get called "musty" afterward"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1934026295538524252)  2025-06-14T23:12Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"one bad thing about me is im really bad at identifying flags even the most commonly seen ones"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1934074460740477182)  2025-06-15T02:24Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"buying myself an $88 shower curtain for my birthday"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1935883126414447036)  2025-06-20T02:11Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"it's from anthropologie and it's organic cotton for some reason"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1935883725130314133)  2025-06-20T02:13Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"i just killed five little flying bugs i think theyre coming from my shower drain i bravely didnt threaten to kms afterward though. im doing really well"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1937197776921854062)  2025-06-23T17:15Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@popespeed is this different from like a foaming drano"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1937207393361801571)  2025-06-23T17:53Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"i dont know 60% of the songs on the cowboy carter set list lmao. i havent listened to a beyonc album since [--]. beyhive gonna rip me apart like a fresh baked croissant at this show"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1938330666036564223)  2025-06-26T20:16Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"tom cruise body so tea"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1939379742299300231)  2025-06-29T17:45Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@chiweethedog fluffy tiny airport dog"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1939785395115307518)  2025-06-30T20:37Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@kirabira that is so cool my beautiful friend is a movie star 😎"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1941315281982455864)  2025-07-05T01:56Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"chipped a tooth while aggressively eating a lays wavy original flavor potato chip"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1941927102686642640)  2025-07-06T18:27Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@low_dosage"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1942976579036234118)  2025-07-09T15:58Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@sputuminducer can you drive me to ikea"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1942981711379234850)  2025-07-09T16:18Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"if i met tom cruise id inform him that people online think his body is tea"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1943128374777446424)  2025-07-10T02:01Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@ExileGrimm saw a woman saying pets would live longer if we stopped feeding them food high in vitamin A and vaxxing them ☹"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1943505397395898678)  2025-07-11T02:59Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"i saw a picture that looked like this on the tl earlier but the tl refreshed and now i cant find it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1944961963177468239)  2025-07-15T03:27Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@rainylandscapes lol i tried reading that and couldnt finish"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1948120743583121828)  2025-07-23T20:39Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@rwxoxo you already know i was skittlesed up in the stanley"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1948924528953798928)  2025-07-26T01:53Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@desmostylia i just assume every one of those songs i hear is him and despise him for it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1952473780816892354)  2025-08-04T20:56Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"this is very true but i think its important to note that bruno mars has many other equally horrid though thankfully less ubiquitous songs particularly that strawberries and champagne on ice song @FlatEartherK1tt Uptown funk @FlatEartherK1tt Uptown funk"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1952513458668437626)  2025-08-04T23:34Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"poor nasir had a horrible day yesterday. had to go to the vet for vaccines. then had an allergic reaction to them and had to go to the emergency vet. and today he has a grooming appointment lol i feel so bad"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1952740849558655377)  2025-08-05T14:37Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@hungryfuturian thank you they're chanel from my eye doctor"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1957885944494711252)  2025-08-19T19:22Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"im kinda picky i guess"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1959321092834934973)  2025-08-23T18:25Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"top [--] beyonc song for me so good omggg tyyyy to my goat for trusting my penn way back whenn wrote this on a vry vry angsty day fed tf uppp lol and no one could have made it bang like my big sisss omggg tyyyy to my goat for trusting my penn way back whenn wrote this on a vry vry angsty day fed tf uppp lol and no one could have made it bang like my big sisss"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1961596302879302066)  2025-08-30T01:06Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"should i get back on the treadmill or just give up and be shaped like peter griffin"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1962230624476938323)  2025-08-31T19:06Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"its crazy how dave chappelle was like the coolest guy in the world to me [--] years ago and now his name is synonymous with bitter old nigga"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1963315460197265833)  2025-09-03T18:57Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@bonyromo le labo another [--] its unisex actually if you wanna be scent twins"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1970914935363576255)  2025-09-24T18:15Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"madonna and child"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1972071619364340062)  2025-09-27T22:51Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"the pro immigrant lutheran church a few blocks from me is blessing pets this weekend should i get nasir blessed"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1973859646562840683)  2025-10-02T21:16Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"uber driver picked me up playing dancing queen and gave me a mini snickers [-----] star rating plus tip"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1978179121998885127)  2025-10-14T19:20Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"lost access to my account due to elon and now im looking for 5.2k of my best friends"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1825271955702141065)  2024-08-18T20:42Z [----] followers, 43K engagements


"@Vanessa_ABee i feel like [---] in an adult is time to consider urgent care let alone a baby lol. i had a [---] fever when they thought i had meningitis"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1831375374418374741)  2024-09-04T16:54Z [----] followers, 468K engagements


"venezuelan gangs have taken over my apartment and wont stop making delicious arepas"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1832130493032096199)  2024-09-06T18:55Z [----] followers, 264.6K engagements


"@dumplingmenace theyre dangerous gang members so they wont just make you one theyll lovingly make you a whole plate to take home its terrifying"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1832133557000491319)  2024-09-06T19:07Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@lilgrapefruits i love that the crux of the commercials is that you need to spray chemicals in your pussy because it stinks and everyone knows"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1834651647504507019)  2024-09-13T17:53Z [----] followers, 14.9K engagements


"leaving comments on a porn site should get you flagged as some sort of terrorist idk"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1836857546382135624)  2024-09-19T19:59Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"thinking about how the sitter told me nasir was scared of her cats who stayed in another room the whole time and sent me this pic of him watching the cats"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1841917734227152976)  2024-10-03T19:06Z [----] followers, 20.8K engagements


"hey everyone look at me i'm a gaunt white woman who's racist and ironic and do drugs and live in new york i'm so unusual"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1842318313231130766)  2024-10-04T21:38Z [----] followers, 567.4K engagements


"@cactus__flower_ shockingly enough i do and i also have a substack that i e-beg other racists to sub even though my writing is absolute dogshit. 🥰"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1842319499610960186)  2024-10-04T21:42Z [----] followers, 26.1K engagements


"@PhillieDrone done and done 🥰"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1842323826832515531)  2024-10-04T22:00Z [----] followers, 29.9K engagements


"@ducktales2020 i like to convey my profound apathy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1842337760226770962)  2024-10-04T22:55Z [----] followers, 32.3K engagements


"really fascinated by how angry this post made people IMO we should build more units like this and some even smaller so that people who can't afford to pay $2k/ month for rent can still get shelter. There should be more diversity in housing so everyone can have a home regardless of income level. IMO we should build more units like this and some even smaller so that people who can't afford to pay $2k/ month for rent can still get shelter. There should be more diversity in housing so everyone can have a home regardless of income level"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1842604161457959020)  2024-10-05T16:34Z [----] followers, 40K engagements


"i was just informed this tweet exists and unblocked you to inform you it wasnt even about you sweetie lmfao. i dont know who you are and probably just blocked you for being vaguely irritating"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1844174405330702824)  2024-10-10T00:33Z [----] followers, 14.8K engagements


"its kinda unprofessional for medical professionals to be attractive they should ideally be harmlessly busted"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1851700506571268378)  2024-10-30T18:59Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"at my voting store a disabled man was voting and a poll worker was helping him. the guy said he wanted to vote straight democrat and the worker was filling in the bubbles for him. then the worker got to sections where candidates didnt have to declare parties e.g. judges"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1853873918613856389)  2024-11-05T18:56Z [----] followers, 35.2K engagements


"the worker told him there were no parties to choose. the guy seemed uncertain. he asked do i have to vote for those and the worker was like YES. which is not true obviously the guy was like hmm and the worker goes okay pick a number between [--] and [--] and ill pick for you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1853874693754773930)  2024-11-05T18:59Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"finally the guy gets frustrated and is like just vote no for all them lol. i wanted to intervene but i didnt want to get kicked out the voting store for arguing with a poll worker or interfering with someone elses voting. but like what man"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1853875216922849469)  2024-11-05T19:01Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"good god Women = Arya Stark. Black People = The Unsullied Puerto Ricans = The Hound when he decides to not run away from the fire Liz Cheney = Theon Republicans switching = Jamie fighting with Brienne after they bang. Normie dems = Jon Snow Progressives and Unions = Drogon Women = Arya Stark. Black People = The Unsullied Puerto Ricans = The Hound when he decides to not run away from the fire Liz Cheney = Theon Republicans switching = Jamie fighting with Brienne after they bang. Normie dems = Jon Snow Progressives and Unions = Drogon"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1853934250564702576)  2024-11-05T22:55Z [----] followers, 61.9K engagements


"@eeeeow trans people are so weird lol but me pretending to be one for no reason and having an amazing time well thats just normal. 😌"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1855380879901859846)  2024-11-09T22:44Z [----] followers, 158.4K engagements


"ive now seen that transphobic rw guy in like [--] different elaborate womens clothing outfits tucked and all like girl we get it what do you want us to do with this information now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1855804411282407756)  2024-11-11T02:47Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"had to book a flight reservation by phone like a pervert boomer"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1856208930466132241)  2024-11-12T05:34Z [----] followers, 12K engagements


"@mrpxssy im fucking losing my mind. kamala literally did NOT evidence support for trans people why is this the current discourse"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1858981992966353086)  2024-11-19T21:13Z [----] followers, 16K engagements


"i think about that when will this bitch have a good day meme so often"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1862314781387944382)  2024-11-29T01:56Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"they make tsw*ft stans and khive look moderate and chill"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1863072637808705817)  2024-12-01T04:08Z [----] followers, 14.7K engagements


"it looks like nypd released photos of a random handsome guy wearing a different jacket and backpack and labeled him the shooter its so good that like 50% of taxpayer dollars go to them"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1864716744222220559)  2024-12-05T17:01Z [----] followers, 25K engagements


"this made me laugh so fucking hard"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1865946318918631564)  2024-12-09T02:27Z [----] followers, 10.2K engagements


"i need a swole vaguely leftist primarily elon stan moron ceo shooter so bad"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1866195721189314639)  2024-12-09T18:58Z [----] followers, 89.7K engagements


"birthright is evil but unfortunately its a little treat which is morally unassailable birthright is bad because it's propagandistic but idk i think jewish kids enjoying their free trips to the holy land is fine actually birthright is bad because it's propagandistic but idk i think jewish kids enjoying their free trips to the holy land is fine actually"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1875291302516121772)  2025-01-03T21:21Z [----] followers, 185.9K engagements


"this is so pathetic on both sides obviously Nancy Mace used the word "tranny" during a hearing; Gerry Connolly's response was to call for "decorum" referring to Mace as "gentlelady" CONNOLLY: The gentlelady has used a phrase. That is considered a slur in the LGBTQ community and the transgender community. MACE: https://t.co/Zz9VFUYkBS Nancy Mace used the word "tranny" during a hearing; Gerry Connolly's response was to call for "decorum" referring to Mace as "gentlelady" CONNOLLY: The gentlelady has used a phrase. That is considered a slur in the LGBTQ community and the transgender community."  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1887303429577711658)  2025-02-06T00:52Z [----] followers, 10.8K engagements


"this lady is gorgeous id let her LMAOOOOOOOOOO 😭 https://t.co/9sPIT2MhYs LMAOOOOOOOOOO 😭 https://t.co/9sPIT2MhYs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1887627579466915922)  2025-02-06T22:21Z [----] followers, 19.1K engagements


"@offbeatorbit gotcho ass white boy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1889075807739629769)  2025-02-10T22:15Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"didnt go to the gym today because people were arguing about whether its fascist to exercise and i didnt know who was correct"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1890968487411007661)  2025-02-16T03:36Z [----] followers, 22.5K engagements


"@latkedelrey once a doctor told me it might make me a little nauseous and i was like whatever man and immediately projectile vomited in the machine lol"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1893799684080017469)  2025-02-23T23:06Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"look at this fucking bathroom"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1896638289391882718)  2025-03-03T19:06Z [----] followers, 12.5K engagements


"noticed most apartments at least in chicago no longer ask for a security deposit but instead require a nonrefundable fee of $800 not sure that's better lol"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1896983227837112668)  2025-03-04T17:57Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@dudeimnormal LMAO i was reading toothpaste reviews last week like damn i aint got nothing better going on with my old ass"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1899886348779074003)  2025-03-12T18:12Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"dont think ill be visiting this apartment by myself anymore"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1901370608321007975)  2025-03-16T20:30Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"acab includes people who use grok"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1905102486643360222)  2025-03-27T03:40Z [----] followers, 209.6K engagements


"boiling the ocean so i can get unparalleled advice such as put coffee table between sofa and tv Im sad to announce that interior designer is not a profession anymore https://t.co/oURMb8dnCN Im sad to announce that interior designer is not a profession anymore https://t.co/oURMb8dnCN"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1905688812665405636)  2025-03-28T18:29Z [----] followers, 13K engagements


"@latkedelrey i thought she looked extra glowy and pretty too but i saw the replies and QTs like its called LOTION you stupid BITCH and was like oh my fault"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1911085204136943790)  2025-04-12T15:53Z [----] followers, 51.1K engagements


"@awwhalenawl i hate all the lame explicit target wine mom core decor so much"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1914812774699688041)  2025-04-22T22:45Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"theres this deli i order from and they include a giant pickle (pause) with every sandwich but the pickle isnt pickled enough so its more so a huge cucumber spear. thats just one of my many problems"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1914842337811046831)  2025-04-23T00:42Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"my dietician put me on to crystal light and my life has improved significantly. im just drinking essentially kool aid all day long with no repercussions. 🥰"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1916932323578151137)  2025-04-28T19:07Z [----] followers, 14.2K engagements


"crying at this new feature truthfully marking YES on every post"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1920884279304761374)  2025-05-09T16:51Z [----] followers, 10.3K engagements


"really depressing and scary subset of right wing extremism This is legitimately dangerous and also seems a good example of the kind of content that can only stand out in the algorithm. Everything must become even more extreme. Telling people to have a balanced diet and to be comfortable with a changing body wont move the needle. https://t.co/MD9gNr0LXJ This is legitimately dangerous and also seems a good example of the kind of content that can only stand out in the algorithm. Everything must become even more extreme. Telling people to have a balanced diet and to be comfortable with a changing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1925960543040409668)  2025-05-23T17:02Z [----] followers, 24.3K engagements


"my MALE instacart shopper has been so pleasant and helpful unfortunately i still have to execute him when he hands me my stuff"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1926741110845558822)  2025-05-25T20:44Z [----] followers, 15.7K engagements


"this is killing me knocked that man hat clean off a kitty getting slapped for being fancy https://t.co/V4H2yszf5n a kitty getting slapped for being fancy https://t.co/V4H2yszf5n"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1931019804950896954)  2025-06-06T16:06Z [----] followers, 72.8K engagements


"every day immigrants get torn away from their spouses and kids and clothes man said just marry them lmao"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1931784926183248257)  2025-06-08T18:46Z [----] followers, 264.3K engagements


"@WASJAPPIN lmao im lowkey impressed at the ability to completely ignore the current reality. people are getting kidnapped on the streets and the liberal mind simply sees the need for more lawyers and kindness 🫶🏽"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1931786913410584794)  2025-06-08T18:54Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"only if youre in love though ☝🏽"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1931788519279607961)  2025-06-08T19:00Z [----] followers, 14.4K engagements


"@douglaschu_ ICE never bothers people who are legal citizens thankfully 🥰"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1931796179064639867)  2025-06-08T19:31Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@YaThatWorks right like what's not clicking ICE is not playing by the rules and the rules were already astonishingly violent"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1931822902980087996)  2025-06-08T21:17Z [----] followers, 11.4K engagements


"@jenny2x4 you got [--] laugh reacts in a group chat im in so far fyi"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1932517474173345985)  2025-06-10T19:17Z [----] followers, 67.8K engagements


"i moved from new york five years ago and im legit praying for a zohran win lol"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1936512850438033861)  2025-06-21T19:53Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@pastichepsyop i did tenant eviction defense for one (1) semester and that radicalized me i can only imagine how much more horrifying working in foreclose prevention is"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1936529504026968554)  2025-06-21T20:59Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"finding out diddys venmo handle was the diddler is actually overwhelming me mentally"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1937191641636344156)  2025-06-23T16:50Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"on a date eating [--] oysters"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1938019653239939474)  2025-06-25T23:41Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"birthday girl who is going to be okay"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1938624591989010576)  2025-06-27T15:44Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@rebekahentralgo i discovered pet antivaxxers exist the other day we are so cooked"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1945289254860435717)  2025-07-16T01:07Z [----] followers, 29.9K engagements


"you ever be wearing a crop top and think to yourself what if someone walks up to me and tickles my tummy what then"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1946306091106578802)  2025-07-18T20:28Z [----] followers, 81K engagements


"were inching closer and closer to calling criticism of AI usage ableism and i think thats neat 🙂👍🏽"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1947481074717888950)  2025-07-22T02:17Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"white people are insane lmfao I sort of vaguely knew this but then you read the words and it's actually jaw-dropping https://t.co/EU4sDKw61m I sort of vaguely knew this but then you read the words and it's actually jaw-dropping https://t.co/EU4sDKw61m"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1947771923078992245)  2025-07-22T21:33Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@prettycritical LMFAO people are deranged"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1948080961142305234)  2025-07-23T18:01Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"people who @ grok even as a bit are subhuman to me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1948491866330018287)  2025-07-24T21:13Z [----] followers, 48.5K engagements


"one time a date made dinner for me and i was standing in the kitchen with him like 🙂 and he asked me to go in the living room lmfao never related to replies less. "Why don't you help" plz dont you'll only end up infuriating me. Sit pretty make cutesy small talk let me know when your drink is empty and maybe every now and then coo over my skillz for good measure. The ideal really never related to replies less. "Why don't you help" plz dont you'll only end up infuriating me. Sit pretty make cutesy small talk let me know when your drink is empty and maybe every now and then coo over my skillz"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1948493496454729828)  2025-07-24T21:20Z [----] followers, 13.7K engagements


"finally watching sinners just as the director intended at home on my tv with a blanket carefully tucked around my legs like fdr and the dog across the hall with separation anxiety crying incessantly in the background"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1948881924870803925)  2025-07-25T23:03Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"worst songs that i can think of offhand: - pharrell - happy - every meghan trainor song released - that popular ed sheeran song where hes aggressively slapping his guitar - empire state of mind"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1952455062363537532)  2025-08-04T19:42Z [----] followers, 261K engagements


"@eyuplovely finding out they were british and not from the american south was so affirming for me sicko country"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1952473154632495369)  2025-08-04T20:54Z [----] followers, 10.6K engagements


"arkansas alabama imma beat myself with hammers"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1952869711634428208)  2025-08-05T23:09Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"i think about this probably on a weekly basis. Good lawd in heav'n chile you march yer toot right up that stair n' fetch me my Bible gloves. her son being named Rhemus. so good. which Onion headline still occupies a lot of space in your mind I have many but I think about this one a lot https://t.co/VQqGss4MpA which Onion headline still occupies a lot of space in your mind I have many but I think about this one a lot https://t.co/VQqGss4MpA"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1954354794925043999)  2025-08-10T01:31Z [----] followers, 19.4K engagements


"why would you cook it like this lmao why do i get these tweets 40x a day now 🍽 Baked Creamy Shrimp Pasta 👩🏻🍳 Rena Awada Healthy Fitness Meals 📝 Recipe In The Comments https://t.co/TKZxMhf2ay 🍽 Baked Creamy Shrimp Pasta 👩🏻🍳 Rena Awada Healthy Fitness Meals 📝 Recipe In The Comments https://t.co/TKZxMhf2ay"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1956504379722186889)  2025-08-15T23:52Z [----] followers, 35.4K engagements


"i love when iphone makes a ridiculous little album these pics are literally dog food lol"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FlatEartherK1tt/status/1957607346953417014)  2025-08-19T00:55Z [----] followers, 18.7K engagements


"@ok_but_still just like everyone that attended 9/11"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1957623275451727919)  2025-08-19T01:58Z [----] followers, 22.1K engagements

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