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Family Guy Cuts posts on X about in the, what are, the new, gold the most. They currently have [------] followers and [--] posts still getting attention that total [-------] engagements in the last [--] hours.

### Engagements: [-------] [#](/creator/twitter::1913674701261492225/interactions)
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- [--] Week [-------] -57%
- [--] Month [---------] +1,158%
- [--] Months [---------] +1,551%

### Mentions: [--] [#](/creator/twitter::1913674701261492225/posts_active)
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- [--] Week [--] +23%
- [--] Month [--] +767%
- [--] Months [--] +957%

### Followers: [------] [#](/creator/twitter::1913674701261492225/followers)
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- [--] Week [------] +6.30%
- [--] Month [------] +45%
- [--] Months [------] +458%

### CreatorRank: [-------] [#](/creator/twitter::1913674701261492225/influencer_rank)
![CreatorRank Line Chart](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:600/cr:twitter::1913674701261492225/c:line/m:influencer_rank.svg)

### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
[celebrities](/list/celebrities)  6.17% [finance](/list/finance)  1.23% [countries](/list/countries)  1.23% [stocks](/list/stocks)  1.23%

**Social topic influence**
[in the](/topic/in-the) 3.7%, [what are](/topic/what-are) 2.47%, [the new](/topic/the-new) 1.23%, [gold](/topic/gold) 1.23%, [trip](/topic/trip) 1.23%, [the world](/topic/the-world) 1.23%, [finish](/topic/finish) 1.23%, [milk](/topic/milk) 1.23%, [quick](/topic/quick) 1.23%, [pal](/topic/pal) 1.23%

**Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by**
[@thablacksamurai](/creator/undefined) [@senyics](/creator/undefined) [@tealcomet](/creator/undefined) [@broncosguy111](/creator/undefined) [@1bestcooldude](/creator/undefined) [@langermanseth](/creator/undefined) [@mickeyhynes](/creator/undefined) [@ayomidejishaw](/creator/undefined) [@manman31566023](/creator/undefined) [@duplessiephilip](/creator/undefined) [@bobthegoon5](/creator/undefined) [@rjfrazer](/creator/undefined) [@selfflowerstack](/creator/undefined) [@tekkenactresses](/creator/undefined) [@liamjordan15](/creator/undefined)

**Top assets mentioned**
[The Walt Disney Company (DIS)](/topic/walt-disney)
### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"He just walked out on us. Boy did we have some good times"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2014090365528141872)  2026-01-21T21:38Z [----] followers, 23K engagements


"Yeah the new owners gave everyone raises Even Kenneth the badass mail clerk with a heart of gold"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2014433531913453760)  2026-01-22T20:22Z [----] followers, 99.5K engagements


""What are you talking about I'm a great driver." "Remember your trip to the Southwest""  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2015196193417015448)  2026-01-24T22:53Z [----] followers, 63.9K engagements


""Um hi Can I help you" "Yeah some company hired me to stand next to you all day so you'd look better by comparison.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2015914184303682012)  2026-01-26T22:26Z 10K followers, 487.9K engagements


"Peter listen without death the world would be a terrible place. Imagine a world where Hitler was still alive"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2016067391755591790)  2026-01-27T08:34Z 10K followers, 166.5K engagements


"Peter why is there a diaper in the lamp socket"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2016505289223066010)  2026-01-28T13:35Z [----] followers, 75.3K engagements


"Wait wait You didn't let me finish. I'm not a lesbian. I'm a super huge mega-lesbian"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2016625873022034027)  2026-01-28T21:34Z [----] followers, 54.8K engagements


""Did you not hear me out there" "Dad are you-" "Go to your room elroy." "But what happened" "Go to your room""  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2016647642630009116)  2026-01-28T23:00Z [----] followers, 360.2K engagements


"There's no fear in this dojo"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2017004434111266906)  2026-01-29T22:38Z [----] followers, 43.2K engagements


"You can't have a pie without chool whu-ip"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2017189181894623581)  2026-01-30T10:52Z 10K followers, 24K engagements


"Hey What's your fat ass doing here"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2017659312240275583)  2026-01-31T18:00Z 10K followers, 85.4K engagements


"Chris would you run and get some milk And be sure to take it from the back"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2018060010777891019)  2026-02-01T20:32Z 10K followers, 26.7K engagements


"Quick to the Petercopter"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2018811426819993919)  2026-02-03T22:18Z 10K followers, 28.4K engagements


"Look at me Lois. I'm Roo"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2020902197559447622)  2026-02-09T16:46Z 10.2K followers, 476.5K engagements


""Maybe it is time for me to get a job." "Yeah too bad you always blow it in the interview.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2020457885843460496)  2026-02-08T11:21Z 10.2K followers, 69.2K engagements


"We now return to Malcolm in the Middle"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2021649258248826892)  2026-02-11T18:15Z 10.2K followers, 115.3K engagements


""I'm going downtown and buy another copy of Surfin' Bird" "Peter that's not necessary. I'm sure it'll turn up somewhere." "I wouldn't count on it Lois.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2021706917412815115)  2026-02-11T22:04Z 10.2K followers, 22.8K engagements


""This place is paradise" "Sure is Except for Randy Newman.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2022033151804289466)  2026-02-12T19:40Z 10.2K followers, 18.5K engagements


""Peter What are you doing" "Crack.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2019115812796395915)  2026-02-04T18:28Z 10.2K followers, 47.2K engagements


""I just want to kill myself I'm going upstairs right now and eat a whole bowl of peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts.You don't know anything about me" ".Who was that guy""  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2019149168552620521)  2026-02-04T20:40Z 10.2K followers, 35.2K engagements


"Look pal. I don't take coupons from giant chickens. Not after last time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2019428226112872959)  2026-02-05T15:09Z 10.2K followers, 25.5K engagements


"Oh Come on. You're our best friend Peter Besides I can remember a time when you saved all our butts"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2019483664099242409)  2026-02-05T18:50Z 10.2K followers, 28K engagements


"Well the hijacking of Flight [--] is over. The plane has safely landed in Cuba and all Americans aboard are on their way home with the exception of one couple a fat man who is inexplicably married to an attractive redhead. Here's an artist rendering of what they might look like"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2022256514749095999)  2026-02-13T10:28Z 10.2K followers, 19.4K engagements


"Looks like he's going to have to repeat the Fourth Grade Mrs Griffin"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2022274823682965694)  2026-02-13T11:41Z 10.2K followers, 115.6K engagements


""Wow Lois Griffin I love your act. Nice melons." "Listen pal-" "Peter I'm holding melons""  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2013332870052343824)  2026-01-19T19:28Z 10.2K followers, 973.8K engagements


"I'm Stewie Griffin And don't ever let me catch you guys in Quahog"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2017382415795179828)  2026-01-30T23:40Z 10.2K followers, 129.1K engagements


"How you er you coming on that novel you're working on huh"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2019845100633796990)  2026-02-06T18:46Z 10.2K followers, 53.5K engagements


"You know how lousy I am at housework. Remember when I tried doing the laundry"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2019892201308786884)  2026-02-06T21:53Z 10.2K followers, 26.9K engagements


"Well I suppose it's not the first time someone's made a miscalculation"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2020093452864889180)  2026-02-07T11:13Z 10.2K followers, 22.1K engagements


"We now return to The Smurfs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2020265419819422111)  2026-02-07T22:36Z 10.2K followers, 65K engagements


""You know uh the kids are gonna be at that town social for a while." "I think I know where you're going""  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2020406415563833824)  2026-02-08T07:56Z 10.2K followers, 16.5K engagements


"Ha You're mine now fella"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2020439345174303082)  2026-02-08T10:07Z 10.2K followers, [----] engagements


""Why are you acting like this Nigel's charming. All British men are" "Yeah right. That's what they said about Benjamin Disraeli.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2019327693121286612)  2026-02-05T08:30Z 10.2K followers, 134.9K engagements


"Well At least the T.V. gets decent reception. Huh Must be some kind of nature show"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2020272836129210505)  2026-02-07T23:05Z 10.2K followers, [----] engagements


""Have you thought about looking for a job" "Yes Lois I have. But I've also thought about getting fired from that job. Is that something you really want to put our family through Think about that while I get myself a drink.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2020288316571283457)  2026-02-08T00:07Z 10.2K followers, 10.7K engagements


"Its finally given me a chance to work on my novel and I finally have a title Faster than the Speed of Love"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2022383275688268003)  2026-02-13T18:52Z 10.2K followers, 17.4K engagements


"Think of a happy place to be OK OK I'm on MTV's Jackass"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2022702991942246624)  2026-02-14T16:02Z 10.2K followers, [----] engagements


"Jeez Brian that's more ridiculous than the theory of why Tom Cruise runs in all his movies"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1928498520148861132)  2025-05-30T17:07Z [---] followers, 23.2K engagements


""Peter Creating art takes a lot of training and technique. All the great artists I knew took classes." "Even Walt Disney""  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1938911442356318543)  2025-06-28T10:44Z [----] followers, 133.3K engagements


""Nice melons" "Listen pal-" "Peter I'm holding melons.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1941959492259791195)  2025-07-06T20:36Z [----] followers, 105.2K engagements


"Yeah uh this is a message for Brian. This is Jack Nicholson. Uh listen I read your script and it just uh you know jumped right off the page"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1943064337452523795)  2025-07-09T21:46Z [----] followers, 12.1K engagements


"Hey what's YOUR fat ass doing here"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1947040713914438061)  2025-07-20T21:07Z [----] followers, 58.2K engagements


""Peter what're you doing" "Crack." "What the fuck" "Hey at least I'm not drinking Brian.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1948451136584949979)  2025-07-24T18:32Z [----] followers, 49.1K engagements


"Ooh It says here that this is the actual gutter where the policeman fell over laughing after Eddie Murphy told him he was just giving the transvestite a ride home"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1948884932626874685)  2025-07-25T23:15Z [----] followers, 44.2K engagements


"We just take turns being the sheriff. It's real easy. You just hang out here eat some pie and get drunk"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1966559126122529152)  2025-09-12T17:46Z [----] followers, 40.7K engagements


""What's that Daddy" "Well That's Mercury Jake. The planet closest to the sun""  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1968812911083549080)  2025-09-18T23:02Z [----] followers, 54.1K engagements


"And we're gonna put a happy little bush right down over here in the corner there. And that'll just be our little secret. And if you tell ANYONE that that bush is there I will come to your house and I will cut you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1972317759360110773)  2025-09-28T15:09Z [----] followers, 34.5K engagements


"God this is worse than having Ronald McDonald for a father"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1972320253083521487)  2025-09-28T15:19Z [----] followers, 37.5K engagements


""What the hell is her problem" "Frosty let it go" "Just a second just a second""  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1974938509682336241)  2025-10-05T20:43Z [----] followers, 210.3K engagements


"Believe me Chris. You don't want to mess with drugs. I tried 'em once. Big mistake Things got way too real"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1979221905887449503)  2025-10-17T16:24Z [----] followers, 167K engagements


"Mom you can't get a job The last time you left Dad home alone he turned the house into a giant puppet"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1979228265152667859)  2025-10-17T16:49Z [----] followers, 696.6K engagements


"That's it Time for doggie to go the way of Old Yeller"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1983636114759164335)  2025-10-29T20:44Z [----] followers, 25.8K engagements


""You could get a part-time job." "Yeah I had one when I was in high school""  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1983654068192231578)  2025-10-29T21:55Z [----] followers, 252.7K engagements


""I got the mu. Oh my God Jimmy what happened" "Yes Jimmy. What happened""  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1984017259854229662)  2025-10-30T21:59Z [----] followers, 35.7K engagements


"This is gonna be my greatest victory ever except for the time I defeated my evil twin"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1984029600528396462)  2025-10-30T22:48Z [----] followers, 32.4K engagements


"Oh boy I remember my first job. I was in a folk-music trio"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1984759401241289048)  2025-11-01T23:08Z [----] followers, 20.8K engagements


"Hey You know I should teach Chris about his Irish roots Besides We haven't spent any time together since we played Operation"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1986201013196292114)  2025-11-05T22:36Z [----] followers, 18.3K engagements


"Peter stop it God You're more clueless than Popeye"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1987134328145371235)  2025-11-08T12:25Z [----] followers, 20.3K engagements


"All right now let's go to Tom Green who's gonna do something really outrageous"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1987781298023284971)  2025-11-10T07:16Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Trust me Chris. Sometimes it's better not to fit in"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1988352017526292647)  2025-11-11T21:03Z [----] followers, 145.5K engagements


""Who the hell are you guys" ".We're the A-Team" "Get off my property" "Yeah that's probably a good idea. Let's go.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1988736169106927695)  2025-11-12T22:30Z [----] followers, 30.6K engagements


"Yeah Peter's not exactly the most understanding guy when it comes to you and other men. Like that time at the movies"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1989979072429178904)  2025-11-16T08:49Z [----] followers, 29.5K engagements


"Oh Man this is even more intense than that time I forgot how to sit down"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1991177774619308431)  2025-11-19T16:12Z [----] followers, 56.4K engagements


"Oh look they got a translation for white people"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1991816741538976248)  2025-11-21T10:31Z [----] followers, 58.6K engagements


"Seven That's not bad You know Todd was [--] when he died. The dog we had before you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1993345749648826818)  2025-11-25T15:47Z [----] followers, 116.1K engagements


""How was your shower" "I tell you all of the rumours about dropping the soap are true.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/1998671373191799056)  2025-12-10T08:29Z [----] followers, 335.4K engagements


"We now return to Breaking Bad"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2007886717274214541)  2026-01-04T18:47Z [----] followers, 864.4K engagements


"Oh my God Either they're watching Batman or they're doing the do"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2008648532904079692)  2026-01-06T21:15Z [----] followers, 33.5K engagements


""I feel like I'm losing my mind." "That's how I felt at that Grateful Dead show.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2010146259223326742)  2026-01-11T00:26Z [----] followers, 17.7K engagements


"Hey Dilbert what do you call it when a guy in middle management moves all the way to upper management"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2011191429805314197)  2026-01-13T21:39Z [----] followers, 290.5K engagements


"I wonder what Scooby and the gang are up to right now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2011710256414330924)  2026-01-15T08:01Z [----] followers, 99.6K engagements


"All right. Our goal here is to gain a command of the English language. So you can be successful writers like Ben Affleck and Matt Damon"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2012599145412841658)  2026-01-17T18:53Z [----] followers, 31.8K engagements


"Previously on Family Guy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2011537701556900104)  2026-01-14T20:35Z [----] followers, 142.7K engagements


"My name Is err. err. pea Err err. tear *Mythical creature flies past* Griffin Yeah Peter Griffin Aw crap"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2012157044183199984)  2026-01-16T13:36Z [----] followers, 162.7K engagements


""I'll bet Samuel L. Jackson is here. He's in everything. there's Brian" "All right Samuel when you lay her down in front of the fireplace I want you to enter from.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2012646831541412008)  2026-01-17T22:02Z [----] followers, 45K engagements


"Holy water Where's that acid I ordered"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2013717438718701609)  2026-01-20T20:57Z [----] followers, 115.3K engagements


"That's all right that's okay. I don't need TV I'll just make my own sitcom in my head. And I'll give it an upbeat '80s sitcom theme"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2014818627141156915)  2026-01-23T21:52Z [----] followers, 103.5K engagements


"Well thank God everything's back to normal eh And to think Brian I was like a day away from havin' sex with you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2015101830825414864)  2026-01-24T16:38Z [----] followers, 48.8K engagements


""Are you sure he can't see me" "Absolutely Chris. You're [---] percent safe." "Okay that's him. Number six." "Hi. Uh Excuse me you guys. Yeah I'm here to pick up my son Chris Griffin. Uh He's here to finger the guy who held up that convenience store.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2015550174571938222)  2026-01-25T22:19Z [----] followers, 904.6K engagements


""I was trying to get super powers." "Well that's just silly" "Silly Yes. Idiotic Yes.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/FamilyGuyCut/status/2016972172384764386)  2026-01-29T20:30Z [----] followers, 16K engagements

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@FamilyGuyCut Avatar @FamilyGuyCut Family Guy Cuts

Family Guy Cuts posts on X about in the, what are, the new, gold the most. They currently have [------] followers and [--] posts still getting attention that total [-------] engagements in the last [--] hours.

Engagements: [-------] #

Engagements Line Chart

  • [--] Week [-------] -57%
  • [--] Month [---------] +1,158%
  • [--] Months [---------] +1,551%

Mentions: [--] #

Mentions Line Chart

  • [--] Week [--] +23%
  • [--] Month [--] +767%
  • [--] Months [--] +957%

Followers: [------] #

Followers Line Chart

  • [--] Week [------] +6.30%
  • [--] Month [------] +45%
  • [--] Months [------] +458%

CreatorRank: [-------] #

CreatorRank Line Chart

Social Influence

Social category influence celebrities 6.17% finance 1.23% countries 1.23% stocks 1.23%

Social topic influence in the 3.7%, what are 2.47%, the new 1.23%, gold 1.23%, trip 1.23%, the world 1.23%, finish 1.23%, milk 1.23%, quick 1.23%, pal 1.23%

Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @thablacksamurai @senyics @tealcomet @broncosguy111 @1bestcooldude @langermanseth @mickeyhynes @ayomidejishaw @manman31566023 @duplessiephilip @bobthegoon5 @rjfrazer @selfflowerstack @tekkenactresses @liamjordan15

Top assets mentioned The Walt Disney Company (DIS)

Top Social Posts

Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"He just walked out on us. Boy did we have some good times"
X Link 2026-01-21T21:38Z [----] followers, 23K engagements

"Yeah the new owners gave everyone raises Even Kenneth the badass mail clerk with a heart of gold"
X Link 2026-01-22T20:22Z [----] followers, 99.5K engagements

""What are you talking about I'm a great driver." "Remember your trip to the Southwest""
X Link 2026-01-24T22:53Z [----] followers, 63.9K engagements

""Um hi Can I help you" "Yeah some company hired me to stand next to you all day so you'd look better by comparison.""
X Link 2026-01-26T22:26Z 10K followers, 487.9K engagements

"Peter listen without death the world would be a terrible place. Imagine a world where Hitler was still alive"
X Link 2026-01-27T08:34Z 10K followers, 166.5K engagements

"Peter why is there a diaper in the lamp socket"
X Link 2026-01-28T13:35Z [----] followers, 75.3K engagements

"Wait wait You didn't let me finish. I'm not a lesbian. I'm a super huge mega-lesbian"
X Link 2026-01-28T21:34Z [----] followers, 54.8K engagements

""Did you not hear me out there" "Dad are you-" "Go to your room elroy." "But what happened" "Go to your room""
X Link 2026-01-28T23:00Z [----] followers, 360.2K engagements

"There's no fear in this dojo"
X Link 2026-01-29T22:38Z [----] followers, 43.2K engagements

"You can't have a pie without chool whu-ip"
X Link 2026-01-30T10:52Z 10K followers, 24K engagements

"Hey What's your fat ass doing here"
X Link 2026-01-31T18:00Z 10K followers, 85.4K engagements

"Chris would you run and get some milk And be sure to take it from the back"
X Link 2026-02-01T20:32Z 10K followers, 26.7K engagements

"Quick to the Petercopter"
X Link 2026-02-03T22:18Z 10K followers, 28.4K engagements

"Look at me Lois. I'm Roo"
X Link 2026-02-09T16:46Z 10.2K followers, 476.5K engagements

""Maybe it is time for me to get a job." "Yeah too bad you always blow it in the interview.""
X Link 2026-02-08T11:21Z 10.2K followers, 69.2K engagements

"We now return to Malcolm in the Middle"
X Link 2026-02-11T18:15Z 10.2K followers, 115.3K engagements

""I'm going downtown and buy another copy of Surfin' Bird" "Peter that's not necessary. I'm sure it'll turn up somewhere." "I wouldn't count on it Lois.""
X Link 2026-02-11T22:04Z 10.2K followers, 22.8K engagements

""This place is paradise" "Sure is Except for Randy Newman.""
X Link 2026-02-12T19:40Z 10.2K followers, 18.5K engagements

""Peter What are you doing" "Crack.""
X Link 2026-02-04T18:28Z 10.2K followers, 47.2K engagements

""I just want to kill myself I'm going upstairs right now and eat a whole bowl of peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts.You don't know anything about me" ".Who was that guy""
X Link 2026-02-04T20:40Z 10.2K followers, 35.2K engagements

"Look pal. I don't take coupons from giant chickens. Not after last time"
X Link 2026-02-05T15:09Z 10.2K followers, 25.5K engagements

"Oh Come on. You're our best friend Peter Besides I can remember a time when you saved all our butts"
X Link 2026-02-05T18:50Z 10.2K followers, 28K engagements

"Well the hijacking of Flight [--] is over. The plane has safely landed in Cuba and all Americans aboard are on their way home with the exception of one couple a fat man who is inexplicably married to an attractive redhead. Here's an artist rendering of what they might look like"
X Link 2026-02-13T10:28Z 10.2K followers, 19.4K engagements

"Looks like he's going to have to repeat the Fourth Grade Mrs Griffin"
X Link 2026-02-13T11:41Z 10.2K followers, 115.6K engagements

""Wow Lois Griffin I love your act. Nice melons." "Listen pal-" "Peter I'm holding melons""
X Link 2026-01-19T19:28Z 10.2K followers, 973.8K engagements

"I'm Stewie Griffin And don't ever let me catch you guys in Quahog"
X Link 2026-01-30T23:40Z 10.2K followers, 129.1K engagements

"How you er you coming on that novel you're working on huh"
X Link 2026-02-06T18:46Z 10.2K followers, 53.5K engagements

"You know how lousy I am at housework. Remember when I tried doing the laundry"
X Link 2026-02-06T21:53Z 10.2K followers, 26.9K engagements

"Well I suppose it's not the first time someone's made a miscalculation"
X Link 2026-02-07T11:13Z 10.2K followers, 22.1K engagements

"We now return to The Smurfs"
X Link 2026-02-07T22:36Z 10.2K followers, 65K engagements

""You know uh the kids are gonna be at that town social for a while." "I think I know where you're going""
X Link 2026-02-08T07:56Z 10.2K followers, 16.5K engagements

"Ha You're mine now fella"
X Link 2026-02-08T10:07Z 10.2K followers, [----] engagements

""Why are you acting like this Nigel's charming. All British men are" "Yeah right. That's what they said about Benjamin Disraeli.""
X Link 2026-02-05T08:30Z 10.2K followers, 134.9K engagements

"Well At least the T.V. gets decent reception. Huh Must be some kind of nature show"
X Link 2026-02-07T23:05Z 10.2K followers, [----] engagements

""Have you thought about looking for a job" "Yes Lois I have. But I've also thought about getting fired from that job. Is that something you really want to put our family through Think about that while I get myself a drink.""
X Link 2026-02-08T00:07Z 10.2K followers, 10.7K engagements

"Its finally given me a chance to work on my novel and I finally have a title Faster than the Speed of Love"
X Link 2026-02-13T18:52Z 10.2K followers, 17.4K engagements

"Think of a happy place to be OK OK I'm on MTV's Jackass"
X Link 2026-02-14T16:02Z 10.2K followers, [----] engagements

"Jeez Brian that's more ridiculous than the theory of why Tom Cruise runs in all his movies"
X Link 2025-05-30T17:07Z [---] followers, 23.2K engagements

""Peter Creating art takes a lot of training and technique. All the great artists I knew took classes." "Even Walt Disney""
X Link 2025-06-28T10:44Z [----] followers, 133.3K engagements

""Nice melons" "Listen pal-" "Peter I'm holding melons.""
X Link 2025-07-06T20:36Z [----] followers, 105.2K engagements

"Yeah uh this is a message for Brian. This is Jack Nicholson. Uh listen I read your script and it just uh you know jumped right off the page"
X Link 2025-07-09T21:46Z [----] followers, 12.1K engagements

"Hey what's YOUR fat ass doing here"
X Link 2025-07-20T21:07Z [----] followers, 58.2K engagements

""Peter what're you doing" "Crack." "What the fuck" "Hey at least I'm not drinking Brian.""
X Link 2025-07-24T18:32Z [----] followers, 49.1K engagements

"Ooh It says here that this is the actual gutter where the policeman fell over laughing after Eddie Murphy told him he was just giving the transvestite a ride home"
X Link 2025-07-25T23:15Z [----] followers, 44.2K engagements

"We just take turns being the sheriff. It's real easy. You just hang out here eat some pie and get drunk"
X Link 2025-09-12T17:46Z [----] followers, 40.7K engagements

""What's that Daddy" "Well That's Mercury Jake. The planet closest to the sun""
X Link 2025-09-18T23:02Z [----] followers, 54.1K engagements

"And we're gonna put a happy little bush right down over here in the corner there. And that'll just be our little secret. And if you tell ANYONE that that bush is there I will come to your house and I will cut you"
X Link 2025-09-28T15:09Z [----] followers, 34.5K engagements

"God this is worse than having Ronald McDonald for a father"
X Link 2025-09-28T15:19Z [----] followers, 37.5K engagements

""What the hell is her problem" "Frosty let it go" "Just a second just a second""
X Link 2025-10-05T20:43Z [----] followers, 210.3K engagements

"Believe me Chris. You don't want to mess with drugs. I tried 'em once. Big mistake Things got way too real"
X Link 2025-10-17T16:24Z [----] followers, 167K engagements

"Mom you can't get a job The last time you left Dad home alone he turned the house into a giant puppet"
X Link 2025-10-17T16:49Z [----] followers, 696.6K engagements

"That's it Time for doggie to go the way of Old Yeller"
X Link 2025-10-29T20:44Z [----] followers, 25.8K engagements

""You could get a part-time job." "Yeah I had one when I was in high school""
X Link 2025-10-29T21:55Z [----] followers, 252.7K engagements

""I got the mu. Oh my God Jimmy what happened" "Yes Jimmy. What happened""
X Link 2025-10-30T21:59Z [----] followers, 35.7K engagements

"This is gonna be my greatest victory ever except for the time I defeated my evil twin"
X Link 2025-10-30T22:48Z [----] followers, 32.4K engagements

"Oh boy I remember my first job. I was in a folk-music trio"
X Link 2025-11-01T23:08Z [----] followers, 20.8K engagements

"Hey You know I should teach Chris about his Irish roots Besides We haven't spent any time together since we played Operation"
X Link 2025-11-05T22:36Z [----] followers, 18.3K engagements

"Peter stop it God You're more clueless than Popeye"
X Link 2025-11-08T12:25Z [----] followers, 20.3K engagements

"All right now let's go to Tom Green who's gonna do something really outrageous"
X Link 2025-11-10T07:16Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

"Trust me Chris. Sometimes it's better not to fit in"
X Link 2025-11-11T21:03Z [----] followers, 145.5K engagements

""Who the hell are you guys" ".We're the A-Team" "Get off my property" "Yeah that's probably a good idea. Let's go.""
X Link 2025-11-12T22:30Z [----] followers, 30.6K engagements

"Yeah Peter's not exactly the most understanding guy when it comes to you and other men. Like that time at the movies"
X Link 2025-11-16T08:49Z [----] followers, 29.5K engagements

"Oh Man this is even more intense than that time I forgot how to sit down"
X Link 2025-11-19T16:12Z [----] followers, 56.4K engagements

"Oh look they got a translation for white people"
X Link 2025-11-21T10:31Z [----] followers, 58.6K engagements

"Seven That's not bad You know Todd was [--] when he died. The dog we had before you"
X Link 2025-11-25T15:47Z [----] followers, 116.1K engagements

""How was your shower" "I tell you all of the rumours about dropping the soap are true.""
X Link 2025-12-10T08:29Z [----] followers, 335.4K engagements

"We now return to Breaking Bad"
X Link 2026-01-04T18:47Z [----] followers, 864.4K engagements

"Oh my God Either they're watching Batman or they're doing the do"
X Link 2026-01-06T21:15Z [----] followers, 33.5K engagements

""I feel like I'm losing my mind." "That's how I felt at that Grateful Dead show.""
X Link 2026-01-11T00:26Z [----] followers, 17.7K engagements

"Hey Dilbert what do you call it when a guy in middle management moves all the way to upper management"
X Link 2026-01-13T21:39Z [----] followers, 290.5K engagements

"I wonder what Scooby and the gang are up to right now"
X Link 2026-01-15T08:01Z [----] followers, 99.6K engagements

"All right. Our goal here is to gain a command of the English language. So you can be successful writers like Ben Affleck and Matt Damon"
X Link 2026-01-17T18:53Z [----] followers, 31.8K engagements

"Previously on Family Guy"
X Link 2026-01-14T20:35Z [----] followers, 142.7K engagements

"My name Is err. err. pea Err err. tear Mythical creature flies past Griffin Yeah Peter Griffin Aw crap"
X Link 2026-01-16T13:36Z [----] followers, 162.7K engagements

""I'll bet Samuel L. Jackson is here. He's in everything. there's Brian" "All right Samuel when you lay her down in front of the fireplace I want you to enter from.""
X Link 2026-01-17T22:02Z [----] followers, 45K engagements

"Holy water Where's that acid I ordered"
X Link 2026-01-20T20:57Z [----] followers, 115.3K engagements

"That's all right that's okay. I don't need TV I'll just make my own sitcom in my head. And I'll give it an upbeat '80s sitcom theme"
X Link 2026-01-23T21:52Z [----] followers, 103.5K engagements

"Well thank God everything's back to normal eh And to think Brian I was like a day away from havin' sex with you"
X Link 2026-01-24T16:38Z [----] followers, 48.8K engagements

""Are you sure he can't see me" "Absolutely Chris. You're [---] percent safe." "Okay that's him. Number six." "Hi. Uh Excuse me you guys. Yeah I'm here to pick up my son Chris Griffin. Uh He's here to finger the guy who held up that convenience store.""
X Link 2026-01-25T22:19Z [----] followers, 904.6K engagements

""I was trying to get super powers." "Well that's just silly" "Silly Yes. Idiotic Yes.""
X Link 2026-01-29T20:30Z [----] followers, 16K engagements

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