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# ![@Danny_McMoomins Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::20060474.png) @Danny_McMoomins Remoomtada

Remoomtada posts on X about manchester united, london, madrid, $barcl the most. They currently have [-------] followers and [----] posts still getting attention that total [---------] engagements in the last [--] hours.

### Engagements: [---------] [#](/creator/twitter::20060474/interactions)
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### Mentions: [--] [#](/creator/twitter::20060474/posts_active)
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### Followers: [-------] [#](/creator/twitter::20060474/followers)
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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
[countries](/list/countries)  [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations)  [premier league](/list/premier-league)  [technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  [celebrities](/list/celebrities)  [social networks](/list/social-networks)  [finance](/list/finance)  [automotive brands](/list/automotive-brands)  [musicians](/list/musicians)  [stocks](/list/stocks) 

**Social topic influence**
[manchester united](/topic/manchester-united) #1991, [london](/topic/london), [madrid](/topic/madrid), [$barcl](/topic/$barcl), [spain](/topic/spain), [youtube](/topic/youtube), [money](/topic/money), [facebook](/topic/facebook), [ineos](/topic/ineos), [murder](/topic/murder)

**Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by**
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**Top assets mentioned**
[McDonald's Corp (MCD)](/topic/mcdonalds) [LimeWire (LMWR)](/topic/limewire)
### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"Not particularly arsed whatever the fuck happens here but I hope the other golf bat lads don't let someone called XANDER SCHAUFFELE win the green cardigan. Good grief https://t.co/yc5hI8Sh3a Good grief https://t.co/yc5hI8Sh3a"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/1117486970740137984)  2019-04-14T17:57Z 34.6K followers, [--] engagements


"SOUND GOLFERS ROUND-UP. Yes possibly an oxymoron but so far I've got: Big Tam Fleetwood Big Shane Lowry"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/1152600109970010112)  2019-07-20T15:24Z 34.5K followers, [--] engagements


"My God. This reeks of Cards Against Humanity merchantry. I'd RSVP with 'NO' spelt out using my actual shite"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/1153576695435333632)  2019-07-23T08:04Z 34.5K followers, [---] engagements


"". which was nice.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/1318261034805653504)  2020-10-19T18:41Z 34.5K followers, [--] engagements


"@ILHughes_ I can't even bring myself to listen through"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/1318262581463797762)  2020-10-19T18:47Z 34.5K followers, [--] engagements


"RT if u hate Covid-19"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/1340595729706971136)  2020-12-20T09:51Z 34.5K followers, [---] engagements


"Someone please find the video of this guy with the Everton "An' if we don't get Mourinho we want Pellegreeeeeeeeni. Everton aren't we" vid"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/1347967793191391232)  2021-01-09T18:05Z 34.5K followers, [--] engagements


"Just been having some Mom's Spaghetti chat on the What'sUp group. The greatest radio station on earth. Station is nearly completed.heres the beginnings. https://t.co/1QlcCLlGyD #OldhamHour Station is nearly completed.heres the beginnings. https://t.co/1QlcCLlGyD #OldhamHour"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/1395996060099678210)  2021-05-22T06:52Z 34.5K followers, [--] engagements


"@ILHughes_ I've not seen a drop of publicity for them anywhere. Found it by accident a while back. Wall-to-wall bangersmiths"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/1396000178742648832)  2021-05-22T07:09Z 34.5K followers, [--] engagements


"@christotaylo Rag & bone men LRAC"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/1453320276964425732)  2021-10-27T11:18Z 34.5K followers, [--] engagements


"@_infinitejest @soultwinjeff The most twee cockwomble chardonnay merchants you could imagine"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/1517974477384073217)  2022-04-23T21:11Z 34.5K followers, [--] engagements


"Ha ha time for Everton"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/1527390264641437696)  2022-05-19T20:46Z 34.6K followers, [--] engagements


"That Cocomelon dad is gonna go wild on his family with a hammer some night while they sleep. Has that look about him"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/1527689834696949767)  2022-05-20T16:36Z 34.5K followers, [---] engagements


"@JMcKeownEsquire @psmith Was such a wild shift in actor too. Brave"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/1590980324468875267)  2022-11-11T08:10Z 34.5K followers, [--] engagements


"I see "They should keep their windows open" about mould in flats is now the stock go-to reply for the "It's called summer/I could cook meals for 3p a year" blood pressure dickheads"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/1593160809307570177)  2022-11-17T08:35Z 34.5K followers, [---] engagements


"Just been in the new glamorous Terminal [--] (different gravy) at Ringway Airport of Manchester. "just seen @mrgarethbrooks down at duty free" she says. I headed straight for the Oakley & RayBan corner. Flawless Brooks locating"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/1731676401361727672)  2023-12-04T14:06Z 34.5K followers, 14.8K engagements


""I am going to become a The Joker 2""  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/1777967574703038929)  2024-04-10T07:51Z 34.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Still seeking answers. Who the fuck is Antony Martial Who the fuck is Antony Martial"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/1790683081323544785)  2024-05-15T09:58Z 34.5K followers, 13.2K engagements


"Friendly reminder that the Mona Lisa is mid. See better paintings on the walls of a wetherspoons and I'm not joking"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/1816909170488279538)  2024-07-26T18:51Z 34.5K followers, 10.7K engagements


"Reckon I don't eat or drink a single thing grown by farmers on this island Pizza - ITALY Kebabs - TURKEY Curry - VARIOUS Burgers - USA Tea - INDIA Madri Excepcional Cerveza de Madrid - SPAIN Cram it Wurzel. Put your hand in your pocket"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/1858861368926961991)  2024-11-19T13:14Z 34.5K followers, 556.3K engagements


"Big Presco. He could have handled Hookem in his prime"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/1859488721415893313)  2024-11-21T06:47Z 34.5K followers, 10.6K engagements


"Excited for news footage of yokel clowns stood filling sandbags in the pissing rain for hours before their village gets swept away. At least you tried Wurzel"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/1865157272873152766)  2024-12-06T22:12Z 34.6K followers, 10.5K engagements


"Made a nice picture of Captain Tom And Tupac"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/1867911806926377343)  2024-12-14T12:37Z 34.5K followers, 116.6K engagements


"It's clutter shopping day for the couples who can't stand the sight of each other. You're out getting the ball & chain a Soap & Glory assortment. She's out getting you a shite tartan hip flask gift set"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/1871205213857796174)  2024-12-23T14:44Z 34.5K followers, 24.9K engagements


"@I_amMukhtar Has everyone just been ignoring him tweeting & replying "SPQR" to loads of stuff recently And the 'fraktur' font on his MAGA hat at the Madison Square Garden rally Blokes obsessed with fascist imagery"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/1881780158870524313)  2025-01-21T19:05Z 34.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Goodness me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/1890021733807411252)  2025-02-13T12:54Z 33.9K followers, 27.7K engagements


"No way. Not Big Pat Barclays. Always thought he was yer man off Star Trek too. Seemed a gentleman. A MESSAGE FROM THE FAMILY OF PATRICK BARCLAY "It is with the greatest sadness that we must announce the death of our dear Patrick Barclay. A celebration of Patricks life will be held at a later date. Meanwhile we hope that the familys wish for privacy is respected." Full https://t.co/VxAp9W53DS A MESSAGE FROM THE FAMILY OF PATRICK BARCLAY "It is with the greatest sadness that we must announce the death of our dear Patrick Barclay. A celebration of Patricks life will be held at a later date."  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/1890335625192079403)  2025-02-14T09:41Z 33.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Great having Big Jack Reacher back on BBC Bezos. The daftest enjoyable nonsense. Fantastic pish"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/1894491042621055094)  2025-02-25T20:53Z 33.9K followers, [----] engagements


"Can't leave the house without seeing Nicky Butt these days. I am the Nicky Butt seer"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/1920878383325438136)  2025-05-09T16:27Z 34.5K followers, [----] engagements


"WFH footwear update. TNF Mules - back in the cupboard. It's Suicoke season baby"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/1922595627076063588)  2025-05-14T10:11Z 34.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Now disposable vapes are banned just watch how quickly male society returns to being manly. More fighting in pubs. Wolf whistling at busty stunners from scaffolding. Less online betting more standing about in the bookies. No texting at the urinal (proper pissing)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/1929440733364125955)  2025-06-02T07:31Z 34.5K followers, 290.3K engagements


"Let Tiss is here to help you through THE CHANGE ladies. Did you know @supreme_cbd also do a range of supreme life products including vitamins menopausal support lions mane Magnesium turmeric and more Get 40% off with the code Tiss40. Products can be found at https://t.co/aRFPmFejnP choose supreme life from the drop down menu. #ad https://t.co/9f9T8aq6Hl Did you know @supreme_cbd also do a range of supreme life products including vitamins menopausal support lions mane Magnesium turmeric and more Get 40% off with the code Tiss40. Products can be found at https://t.co/aRFPmFejnP choose supreme"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/1933499478670979109)  2025-06-13T12:19Z 34.5K followers, 17.9K engagements


"YESSSSS X [--] Amazing to catch up with @waynelineker we got chatting about @supreme_cbd and I didn't even realise he was taking it either πŸ’— honestly if you have anxiety/depression any arthritis pain or insomnia SAVE 40% with code Katie40 at checkout https://t.co/zwwB6QuXxJ πŸ’• #supremecbd https://t.co/vfyHxhgoDB Amazing to catch up with @waynelineker we got chatting about @supreme_cbd and I didn't even realise he was taking it either πŸ’— honestly if you have anxiety/depression any arthritis pain or insomnia SAVE 40% with code Katie40 at checkout https://t.co/zwwB6QuXxJ πŸ’• #supremecbd"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/1935084903051165958)  2025-06-17T21:19Z 34.5K followers, 44.5K engagements


"Creamfields ancestor Fun fact. At 8x2 inches this Viking poop is the largest fossilized human waste ever found. πŸ“Ή Dave Ray https://t.co/aYnu8aqRxi Fun fact. At 8x2 inches this Viking poop is the largest fossilized human waste ever found. πŸ“Ή Dave Ray https://t.co/aYnu8aqRxi"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/1935595178984898917)  2025-06-19T07:07Z 34.5K followers, 15.7K engagements


"@redhod99 @j_davies2801 DCL on an appearance based contract for me Jeff"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/1942540810039210204)  2025-07-08T11:06Z 34.6K followers, [---] engagements


"Dreading to think which poor puddled fuckwit that ghoul Sharon will get her grubby talons into next"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/1947725348906664347)  2025-07-22T18:28Z 34.6K followers, 31K engagements


"Welcome to heaven Hulk Hogan. By order of the Peaky Blinders Brother"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/1948438513848123730)  2025-07-24T17:41Z 34.5K followers, 53.4K engagements


"So it was late August. Serfaus in Austria having a good old go on my phone while decanting at the pissers in a nice Tirolean pub. Great big local walks in stands beside me and growls "LASS DEIN HANDY WEG UND GEH RICHTIG PISSEN". Been away thinking about this for [--] months"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/1990118239326568670)  2025-11-16T18:02Z 34.5K followers, 69.9K engagements


"PRO PARENTING TIP Get up off your arse and go buy the kids' advent calendars ASAP. Nothing special just the regulars (Your proper brands. Your Malteserses your Buenoses your Dairy Milkers). Leave it beyond this weekend and you're risking a one way trip to Kinnerton Town"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/1990399564902211750)  2025-11-17T12:40Z 34.5K followers, 12.9K engagements


"@crustyano @ballsdotie Saw one Dublin crank at it. Pitch black outside [----] on his living room clock"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/1990405125672677756)  2025-11-17T13:02Z 34.5K followers, [---] engagements


"Very excited for our Christmas Lights Switch-On this weekend by Manchester United's very own Big Handsome Matt Cunny (ft. Chesney off Corrie). Also Livin Joy will be performing their 90s Hit Parade smash I'm A Dreamer live Locals only"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/1990743460760986111)  2025-11-18T11:26Z 34.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Ah no. Mani"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/1991535989282714083)  2025-11-20T15:55Z 34.5K followers, 12.1K engagements


"Has this minging balloon been hawking the CBD yet If not soon come"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/1991911853363282050)  2025-11-21T16:49Z 34.5K followers, 28.9K engagements


"I do not trust Gyles Brandreth"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/1992566977291026889)  2025-11-23T12:12Z 34.5K followers, 12.1K engagements


"I enjoyed Michael Keane accusing him of having MMH by doing this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/1993051670864081321)  2025-11-24T20:18Z 34.5K followers, 27.1K engagements


"Go on. Take it. You know you want to. It's yours if you want it. Even just borrow it. See how it feels"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/1993799468530192824)  2025-11-26T21:50Z 34.5K followers, 12.9K engagements


"Just wanted a budget to cripple the farmers"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/1994016698333012100)  2025-11-27T12:13Z 34.5K followers, 11.5K engagements


"Farming isn't actually a proper job. It's just basically gardening and looking after a load of pets instead of going to work. #lazy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/1994050943340474546)  2025-11-27T14:29Z 34.5K followers, 69.7K engagements


"Typical example of a farmer's "working day" below. Teachers do a longer graft"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/1994059292983394378)  2025-11-27T15:02Z 34.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Bring back thickos and mingebags thumping each other in asdas over a Hisense telly. Black Friday just isn't the same these days"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/1994346744025358344)  2025-11-28T10:04Z 34.5K followers, 18.9K engagements


"Tightest set of cunts going. 'Not luxury homes': Farmers warn Reeves against hitting them with mansion tax Read more πŸ”— https://t.co/D2mJobPVIu 'Not luxury homes': Farmers warn Reeves against hitting them with mansion tax Read more πŸ”— https://t.co/D2mJobPVIu"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/1994474014073356409)  2025-11-28T18:30Z 34.5K followers, 26.5K engagements


"Dipshit Derek is the absolute fucking boy #StraineyTees"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/1994866290670928028)  2025-11-29T20:29Z 34.5K followers, [----] engagements


"@dchilton83 @FootballCliches Aye I understand. I'd always say a lob originates from a bouncing ball with the chip coming straight off the floor"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/1995130913458380956)  2025-11-30T14:00Z 34.5K followers, [---] engagements


"Come on Kinnerton lads. Make yourself known. PRO PARENTING TIP Get up off your arse and go buy the kids' advent calendars ASAP. Nothing special just the regulars (Your proper brands. Your Malteserses your Buenoses your Dairy Milkers). Leave it beyond this weekend and you're risking a one way trip to Kinnerton Town. PRO PARENTING TIP Get up off your arse and go buy the kids' advent calendars ASAP. Nothing special just the regulars (Your proper brands. Your Malteserses your Buenoses your Dairy Milkers). Leave it beyond this weekend and you're risking a one way trip to Kinnerton Town"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/1995474233489572151)  2025-12-01T12:45Z 34.5K followers, 17.9K engagements


"Just realised we're now in impromptu Barclays season. Every team plays three times a week against opponents decided on the day. Nobody knows what's coming next. The way it should be"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/1995544558763999475)  2025-12-01T17:24Z 34.5K followers, 14.4K engagements


"Quite unusual seeing Big Marty Lewis post a glowing tribute to his wife at this time of year. He'd usually be engineering a big row this week so he doesn't have to buy her any presents"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/1995585397666316476)  2025-12-01T20:06Z 34.5K followers, 14.6K engagements


"He's hit the Jesus pivot. We all know what that means. ✨ UNITED FOR CHRIST THIS CHRISTMAS ✨ Unite The Kingdom presents: Putting Christ Back Into Christmas 13th December Whitehall Central London 2pm This 13th December join believers from across the nation in central London as we gather to honour the true meaning of https://t.co/4We0GklzSi ✨ UNITED FOR CHRIST THIS CHRISTMAS ✨ Unite The Kingdom presents: Putting Christ Back Into Christmas 13th December Whitehall Central London 2pm This 13th December join believers from across the nation in central London as we gather to honour the true meaning"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/1995923244298231911)  2025-12-02T18:29Z 34.5K followers, 330.4K engagements


"FIFA Peace Prize"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/1996995832105537615)  2025-12-05T17:31Z 34.5K followers, 10.8K engagements


"Logging in to throw some hate on those little Billie Barry precocious shitehawks on the Toy Show"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/1997037713384476995)  2025-12-05T20:17Z 34.5K followers, [----] engagements


"This whole recent Liverpool thing is very Manchester United coded. They want to be us so badly"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/1998338401913704581)  2025-12-09T10:26Z 34.5K followers, [----] engagements


"@flatus74 pricey af though. Loads of knock offs about. https://www.netflix.shop/en-gb/collections/kpop-demon-hunters https://www.netflix.shop/en-gb/collections/kpop-demon-hunters"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/1998432462741938251)  2025-12-09T16:40Z 34.5K followers, [---] engagements


"I'm fairly certain he's talking about the culture they test with a swab. @I_amMukhtar She really must care about the rapid change to her culture thankfully some are brave enough to speak out @I_amMukhtar She really must care about the rapid change to her culture thankfully some are brave enough to speak out"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/1999121228527780218)  2025-12-11T14:16Z 34.5K followers, [----] engagements


"@muhammadbutt Christ it actually looks like AI slop"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/1999453642659889530)  2025-12-12T12:17Z 34.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Festive football song. Ay Jing-a-di-jing hee haw hee haw It's Joshua the donkey Jing-a-di-jing hee haw hee haw The United Christmas donkey Lalalalalalalalala"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/1999455716063785423)  2025-12-12T12:26Z 34.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Day [---] of sitting quietly and minding my own business until Manchester United win five games in a row"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/1999584805776711797)  2025-12-12T20:59Z 34.5K followers, 10.4K engagements


"Al Qadsiah. 🚨 Al Qadsiah close to agreement with Brendan Rogers to become new head coach. 52yo available after Celtic exit + travelling over as work continues to finalise deal. Ambitious Aramco-owned #AlQadsiah 5th in #SPL & move to new stadium in [----] @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/WKju0GgWI2 🚨 Al Qadsiah close to agreement with Brendan Rogers to become new head coach. 52yo available after Celtic exit + travelling over as work continues to finalise deal. Ambitious Aramco-owned #AlQadsiah 5th in #SPL & move to new stadium in [----] @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/WKju0GgWI2"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2000512967709012454)  2025-12-15T10:27Z 34.6K followers, 11.7K engagements


"Finished WTD. Pure riot of television. Great fun and very unpleasant. The clown is a proper arsehole. A real jerk. #review"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2000630774752808965)  2025-12-15T18:15Z 34.5K followers, 12.3K engagements


"πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ How Winter Wonderland became the nightmare before Christmas: Brawl is latest violence as event becomes most-complained about in Europe thanks to high prices crowd concerns and criminal convictions πŸ”— https://t.co/erBiI2cq7P https://t.co/iXTDxSeOYq How Winter Wonderland became the nightmare before Christmas: Brawl is latest violence as event becomes most-complained about in Europe thanks to high prices crowd concerns and criminal convictions πŸ”— https://t.co/erBiI2cq7P https://t.co/iXTDxSeOYq"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2000870785771012255)  2025-12-16T10:09Z 34.6K followers, 25K engagements


"I'm fascinated by these punters who go to family and couple-centric attractions and just end up thumping people and getting thumped. Journeys home in stony silence torn clothes. Just fucking behave πŸ˜‚"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2000896478563459435)  2025-12-16T11:51Z 34.5K followers, 24.7K engagements


"Hahaha and people came out to bat for this mad cunt"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2000914190912106831)  2025-12-16T13:01Z 34.5K followers, 65.5K engagements


"@ChinoUTD Football is now smoked. Padel and F1 are clear"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2001707993780363665)  2025-12-18T17:35Z 34.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Fuck you Instagram changing the layout. Thumb muscle memory is washed. Pressing all sorts of shite now. Algorithm full of big muscly hunks after accidentally liking and bookmarking loads of them"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2002005557494858175)  2025-12-19T13:18Z 34.6K followers, 333.7K engagements


"The post that started it all 😍 I met Cilla Black once - she sat at a table I'd reserved and refused to move. Her spiteful arrogance was astounding. http://t.co/jHIZd90bVK I met Cilla Black once - she sat at a table I'd reserved and refused to move. Her spiteful arrogance was astounding. http://t.co/jHIZd90bVK"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2002050737719869810)  2025-12-19T16:17Z 34.6K followers, 1M engagements


"Doyle aggro stories still coming thick and fast. Bloke is an elite villain. https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/uk-news/liverpool-parade-attacker-paul-doyle-33098396 https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/uk-news/liverpool-parade-attacker-paul-doyle-33098396"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2002712000389165317)  2025-12-21T12:05Z 34.6K followers, 59.4K engagements


"Drinking a glass of red #wine and about to go flat out on a #mince pie in a vulgar display of anti-presbyterianism. Happy Christmas lads. They weren't taking any chances at the Bondi Beach memorial event tonight. Trucks and buses used as 'diversity barriers' and snipers up on the roofs of buildings. https://t.co/9pq39hWY4N They weren't taking any chances at the Bondi Beach memorial event tonight. Trucks and buses used as 'diversity barriers' and snipers up on the roofs of buildings. https://t.co/9pq39hWY4N"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2002836810129654083)  2025-12-21T20:21Z 34.6K followers, 12.4K engagements


"@OldGilles I forget which proper monster was being shipped once but I've a vivid memory of some bloke in a grey hoodie doing a world class swing and a miss with his right peg"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2003412542585250001)  2025-12-23T10:29Z 34.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Lol @ her having the glow-up at the end of Love Actually. Too late He's already pumping the Office Goth"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2003778972858056871)  2025-12-24T10:45Z 34.6K followers, 202K engagements


"Just been to mass and they had an actual irl donkey doing a procession down the aisle with a Mary on its back. Extreme nativity. No expense spared"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2004152478603104658)  2025-12-25T11:29Z 34.6K followers, [----] engagements


"The BilL bought the boy a Whoopie Cushion. His head's gone at the comedy. A good reminder not to overthink presents for little kids. Timeless joke. The PORNO NOISE for an earlier time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2004201757057171646)  2025-12-25T14:45Z 34.6K followers, 14.9K engagements


"8pm kick off on boxing day. Big healthy geordies on the keg all day on coaches. Jesus Christ imagine the farts"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2004646398369927638)  2025-12-26T20:12Z 34.6K followers, 76.2K engagements


"@WaftyCrank Graft. Finally"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2004673112504496632)  2025-12-26T21:58Z 34.6K followers, [----] engagements


"It's Stranger Things not Stranger Husbands 😑 #COYI"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2005555219804061788)  2025-12-29T08:23Z 34.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Reckon this grubby get did drop a set or two on Boxing Day. Searle is still yet to drop a set as he advances to the last [--] 🎸 https://t.co/Epl1b5bBhw Searle is still yet to drop a set as he advances to the last [--] 🎸 https://t.co/Epl1b5bBhw"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2005750710261145986)  2025-12-29T21:20Z 34.6K followers, 537.4K engagements


"Just watched One Battle After Another and I would NOT have a pint with Colonel Steven J. Lockjaw"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2005766214547873952)  2025-12-29T22:21Z 34.5K followers, 20K engagements


"Sorry. You shouldn't be doing a gushing [----] round-up Instagram post yet. There's nearly two full days left for things to go irretrievably west. Calm yourselves"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2005932389864771896)  2025-12-30T09:22Z 34.5K followers, 11K engagements


"Tonight's the night. All the injuries and absentees due to AFWOKE. Has to be. Weld it on"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2006090368962449574)  2025-12-30T19:49Z 34.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Time to announce the Mooms Man of the Year for [----]. Its Men of the Year this time. The two Sycamore Gap dickheads. God tier levels of balloon. They should be studied for science. Incredible pair of wankers. (Yes crime was [----] trial was [----]. Shut up)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2006392971533430906)  2025-12-31T15:52Z 34.6K followers, 50.8K engagements


"There's no fixture more prime Endsleigh than 'Hull' vs 'Stoke'"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2006776056490111240)  2026-01-01T17:14Z 34.6K followers, [----] engagements


"The Jesus pivot We all know what that means. #Heinous Antoine Semenyo getting baptised at a beach in Bournemouth πŸ™ https://t.co/oVPTekogbt Antoine Semenyo getting baptised at a beach in Bournemouth πŸ™ https://t.co/oVPTekogbt"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2006812084403843194)  2026-01-01T19:37Z 34.5K followers, 404.1K engagements


"Hes been more patient this year but enough's enough The inlaws have blocked all [--] shitters and ate him out of house & home. They've upset the wife by treading dogshit into the carpets. Elton's flipped "Go on fuck off out of Christmas" he hisses booting them all in the arse"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2007080970827260206)  2026-01-02T13:26Z 34.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Day [---] of sitting quietly and minding my own business until Manchester United win five games in a row"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2007090618015850784)  2026-01-02T14:04Z 34.6K followers, 10.8K engagements


"@SkySportsNews @grok put him in a bikini"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2007090807086481423)  2026-01-02T14:05Z 34.6K followers, 16.5K engagements


"Whilst inconvenient I always find it impressive that some fixtures have to kick off around midday because of the behaviour of GROWN MEN past and present"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2007782166122594738)  2026-01-04T11:52Z 34.6K followers, 73.9K engagements


"Great header on target by Dominic Cruciate Ligament"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2007801115979796738)  2026-01-04T13:07Z 34.5K followers, 10.8K engagements


"Respect to anyone having to deal with this shite today. Never been more thankful to have turned idle WFH corporate shill. First day back on site predictions: Generator won't start/diesel's been robbed Welfare water supply frozen/burst Some div subbies show up with new unannounced starters expecting inductions Inductees haven't brought their CSCS Surprise SHEQ audit Crying by 11am First day back on site predictions: Generator won't start/diesel's been robbed Welfare water supply frozen/burst Some div subbies show up with new unannounced starters expecting inductions Inductees haven't brought"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2008113371229610187)  2026-01-05T09:48Z 34.5K followers, 30.2K engagements


"He better not start his two illegitimates against Burnley"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2008122913262825616)  2026-01-05T10:26Z 34.5K followers, 22.8K engagements


"At least the next slag won't have to deal with a big squad overhaul imo"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2008143065194590593)  2026-01-05T11:46Z 34.5K followers, [----] engagements


"I know it's not the most concerning issue facing the world rn but I spend a lot of time wondering does the old fella who said "put your phone away and have a proper piss" know the impact he's had on society"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2008190167144919263)  2026-01-05T14:53Z 34.6K followers, 89.3K engagements


"I hope Oliver Holts car won't start today. Or even better he's left it running to defrost and someone pinches it. No insurance claim for you matey"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2008471205779591616)  2026-01-06T09:30Z 34.6K followers, [----] engagements


"πŸ˜‚ excuse me Lenny Yoro Ayden Heaven Luke Shaw 🀷"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2008475152690885111)  2026-01-06T09:46Z 34.5K followers, 61.2K engagements


"@NOELY1982 @JBanned__ Has the toilet lasagne started yet Always some dirty bastards happy to upload over the last punters unflushed arisings"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2008484618178089056)  2026-01-06T10:23Z 34.6K followers, [---] engagements


"A big positive about having Fletcher and Evans in charge at Manchester United is that they're genuine career 'One Club Men'. They have United 'DNA' and they just "get it""  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2008617675510215032)  2026-01-06T19:12Z 34.6K followers, 43K engagements


"Guardian editor "We need someone to write about the ownership and governance problems at Manchester United yet again. Summon Liew once more. As an avid Liverpool supporter he's definitely best placed.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2008839699088183338)  2026-01-07T09:54Z 34.5K followers, 23K engagements


"Lol @ Instagram food bloggers who don't realise how obvious it is they use ChatGPT for their spiel"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2008963533674004684)  2026-01-07T18:06Z 34.5K followers, [----] engagements


"If Fergies back around Carrington then let's go the whole hog and get Big Marty Edwards back doing his routine toilet inspections"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2008975492993761680)  2026-01-07T18:54Z 34.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Darren Fletcher is a fat little fraud"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2009025365524853216)  2026-01-07T22:12Z 34.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Stop putting football on at 8pm and later. 7pm is absolutely fine for everyone. @barclays @GazpromEN @hankook"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2009350205846807019)  2026-01-08T19:43Z 34.5K followers, 16.2K engagements


"Ooooh he's stepped over the shithousery threshold there. NOT COOL"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2009383163567435880)  2026-01-08T21:54Z 34.5K followers, 20.7K engagements


"The fact that didn't kick off suggests the Barclays is infested with pathetic wimps"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2009384242971660367)  2026-01-08T21:58Z 34.5K followers, 68.8K engagements


"Its crazy the wonders a little [--] minute WFH shut-eye can do for your Men's Mental Friday. Back in the game and ready to post Internet tweets"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2009625471542350011)  2026-01-09T13:57Z 34.5K followers, 31.3K engagements


"Just been reading that 6G rollout will be early 2030s. Don't think I can wait that long for another great big laugh at the brainworms crowd. Daft set of thick cunts"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2009948681215324663)  2026-01-10T11:21Z 34.5K followers, 16K engagements


"Sorry Macclesfield It's a surprising result but not an all time shock A proper shock must include a classic Glamour Club. Well done though. Shame on Crystal Palace. Cup draw televised Clubhouse Mutantry is on you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2010028410899443964)  2026-01-10T16:38Z 34.5K followers, 16.2K engagements


"If I may park the Sunderland is in Newcastle joke for a moment; I actually do get Middlesbrough mixed up with Sunderland quite a bit. Which isnt surprising as Middlesbrough is also in Newcastle"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2010029930483200273)  2026-01-10T16:44Z 34.5K followers, 24.2K engagements


"Lol @ Exeter. Back to scrumping apples out of Farmer Giles orchard Wurzels"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2010031648252027104)  2026-01-10T16:51Z 34.5K followers, [----] engagements


"@ArsenalDB8 You've answered your own question"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2010329558650609870)  2026-01-11T12:34Z 34.5K followers, 14.7K engagements


"1 Guy [--] Jar isn't for everyone I suppose"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2010406507431493840)  2026-01-11T17:40Z 34.5K followers, 32.5K engagements


"Here comes Shea 'John Wayne' Lacey"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2010408904295940601)  2026-01-11T17:50Z 34.5K followers, 15.8K engagements


"@RidgeandFrost @SkyNews @SophyRidgeSky @WilfredFrost How many are FROM covid or WITH covid"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2010622519263314209)  2026-01-12T07:58Z 34.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Another week of virtual training"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2010630800539332698)  2026-01-12T08:31Z 34.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Xabi Alonso is a fat little fraud"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2010765601975775408)  2026-01-12T17:27Z 34.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Still maintain lower league teams who beat Barclays opposition in the cup shouldn't be allowed to progress with the Barclays side reinstated so to not devalue the competition. Their achievement will still be recognised with Love2Shop vouchers and a squad trip to Alton Towers"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2010789929857720779)  2026-01-12T19:04Z 34.5K followers, 36.6K engagements


"Welcome Troy Perrett ✍ We are pleased to announce the signing of Troy Perrett who joins on loan from Cardiff City until the end of the season. #YTFC πŸ’š https://t.co/bxUv04hwc1 Welcome Troy Perrett ✍ We are pleased to announce the signing of Troy Perrett who joins on loan from Cardiff City until the end of the season. #YTFC πŸ’š https://t.co/bxUv04hwc1"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2011001656830500885)  2026-01-13T09:05Z 34.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Suppose Jonathan Woodgate will keep our foreign players on their toes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2011024557336117635)  2026-01-13T10:36Z 34.5K followers, 29.4K engagements


"Saw a poster for a family open day at our local fire station. Just be teaching the kids how to play Killer on the pool table no doubt. Marathon bongo VHS sessions for the dads"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2011130574748950545)  2026-01-13T17:37Z 34.5K followers, 27.4K engagements


"Knows the club βœ… Gets it βœ… Reeks of United βœ… DNA βœ… One Club Man βœ… Fantastic decision. Michael Carrick is back 🀝 Our former captain is our Head Coach for the remainder of 2025/26 πŸ”΄ Michael Carrick is back 🀝 Our former captain is our Head Coach for the remainder of 2025/26 πŸ”΄"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2011158087714160924)  2026-01-13T19:27Z 34.5K followers, 49.9K engagements


"Doesn't January seem to go on for a long time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2011425605548671023)  2026-01-14T13:10Z 34.5K followers, [----] engagements


""Oooh let's go to Santorini and take photos." Pathetic"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2011467754872979925)  2026-01-14T15:57Z 34.5K followers, [----] engagements


"@SkyNews Leave them up there. They knew the risks"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2011506629523526020)  2026-01-14T18:32Z 34.5K followers, [----] engagements


"A new nause challenger has entered the game Introducing the Manchester Super Giants 🀩🏏 https://t.co/VkmSka2RDE Introducing the Manchester Super Giants 🀩🏏 https://t.co/VkmSka2RDE"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2011742153010217444)  2026-01-15T10:08Z 34.5K followers, 72.7K engagements


"🚨 Manchester United are exploring a move to sign a new left-winger on loan in this months transfer window. #MUFC @SportsPeteO https://t.co/3R5uWWQX6M 🚨 Manchester United are exploring a move to sign a new left-winger on loan in this months transfer window. #MUFC @SportsPeteO https://t.co/3R5uWWQX6M"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2011855933131874674)  2026-01-15T17:40Z 34.5K followers, 79.8K engagements


"The lads who wear the North Yorkshire sizes must absolutely love the arse-end of the sales. You see lovely stuff reduced from [---] to [--] but upon closer eSpection the last remaining size is Roly-Poly Banter+"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2012074783501082980)  2026-01-16T08:09Z 34.5K followers, 44.5K engagements


"🎢 on my way to the football match to sing some vulgar songs 🎢"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2012466058653819386)  2026-01-17T10:04Z 34.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Apparently the beer is pumped directly from the brewery in Madrid where Madri is brewed"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2012554938367308097)  2026-01-17T15:57Z 34.5K followers, 307.6K engagements


"What a great day for the parish (Manchester United)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2012587169873809579)  2026-01-17T18:05Z 34.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Jeremy Jacket sounds like a posh bloke who's known for his lovely collection of coats. πŸ”ΊNEW: Chelsea are in talks to sign Rennes centre-back Jrmy Jacquet More from @peterrutzler https://t.co/BJB4EXWa7A πŸ”ΊNEW: Chelsea are in talks to sign Rennes centre-back Jrmy Jacquet More from @peterrutzler https://t.co/BJB4EXWa7A"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2012894391921262984)  2026-01-18T14:26Z 34.5K followers, 15.5K engagements


"Mad that the contestants take Gladiators seriously. Playing rough & tumble and chasies* with a load of PTs that are doing make believe. *colloquial banter will not be entertained"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2012915120683307467)  2026-01-18T15:48Z 34.5K followers, 12K engagements


"@WimbledonNews Get in"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2012944694217458106)  2026-01-18T17:46Z 34.5K followers, [----] engagements


"THIS IS AFCON"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2012994544464228861)  2026-01-18T21:04Z 34.5K followers, 11.7K engagements


"We're all GUEYE for AFCON rn"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2012999555936141530)  2026-01-18T21:24Z 34.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Hope Morocco get back into this and win. Senegal's passionate animated and joyous supporters are a stain on the tournament. Sit quietly and scroll on your phones ffs. And dress appropriately"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2013003410593722526)  2026-01-18T21:39Z 34.5K followers, 12.2K engagements


"Starmdogs watched Love Actually over Christmas and gonna take the Hugh Grant position. Is this most serious crisis in transatlantic relationship in last decade - @BethRigby 'The US remains a close ally but we must stand up for our values." - Keir Starmer https://t.co/lcwipNBmjD πŸ“Ί Sky [---] Virgin [---] Freeview [---] and YouTube https://t.co/Po4rbvEZqx Is this most serious crisis in transatlantic relationship in last decade - @BethRigby 'The US remains a close ally but we must stand up for our values." - Keir Starmer https://t.co/lcwipNBmjD πŸ“Ί Sky [---] Virgin [---] Freeview [---] and YouTube"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2013188780837007707)  2026-01-19T09:56Z 34.5K followers, 56.6K engagements


"Ha ha just turned to my imaginary bert colleague and told him it's actually Red Monday today ha ha. Oh the laughs I pretend we have"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2013242100570075571)  2026-01-19T13:28Z 34.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Day [---] of sitting quietly and minded my own business until Manchester United win [--] games in a row"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2013271607611933111)  2026-01-19T15:25Z 34.5K followers, [----] engagements


"If I was Brooklyn Beckham I would avoid any further potentiallly problematic family situations by simply cringing myself to death immediately"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2013335364300063192)  2026-01-19T19:38Z 34.5K followers, 52.8K engagements


"One can only assume the mother straddled his head and glazed his face during that first dance"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2013514271024451848)  2026-01-20T07:29Z 34.5K followers, [----] engagements


"@LeKingsCollar Cheap Yes Man"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2013560523749507426)  2026-01-20T10:33Z 34.5K followers, [----] engagements


"If Bobby Davro was a billionaire he could be jokingly called Bobby Davos. But I imagine he's on the bones of his arse financially. You could still call him Bobby Davos to take the piss I suppose"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2013591837357842682)  2026-01-20T12:37Z 34.5K followers, [----] engagements


"@MirrorCeleb Can you see it going in and out"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2013594241818050597)  2026-01-20T12:47Z 34.5K followers, 14.8K engagements


"Clayton Blackmore can't be far off the CBD codes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2013958029192913064)  2026-01-21T12:53Z 34.5K followers, 12.1K engagements


"@Spacemanc @OldGilles My best Bad Red moment is turning down a free ticket while stood in a The Trafford"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2013959780868456516)  2026-01-21T13:00Z 34.5K followers, [---] engagements


"Big Ste Graham a shoe-in as Rooney Exclusive @TheAthleticFC Manchester United agree multi-million deal with production company Lionsgate to explore dramatized retelling of clubs storied history similar in concept to The Crown. Line of Duty creator Jed Mercurio involved in talks Story: https://t.co/T2n4CF2Zir Exclusive @TheAthleticFC Manchester United agree multi-million deal with production company Lionsgate to explore dramatized retelling of clubs storied history similar in concept to The Crown. Line of Duty creator Jed Mercurio involved in talks Story: https://t.co/T2n4CF2Zir"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2013996297477406752)  2026-01-21T15:25Z 34.6K followers, 492.9K engagements


"You may be a hard man but you'll never be as hard as the men who point blank refuse to put their rear fog lights on when you can't see [--] feet in front of your car over the Peak District. Fucking lunatics"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2014348472762196051)  2026-01-22T14:44Z 34.5K followers, [----] engagements


"@Browski_uk He'll find jesus next"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2014653639214673993)  2026-01-23T10:57Z 34.5K followers, [----] engagements


"@BBCNews Let's hope they do her regal rack proud 😍🍈🍈"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2014707728690585665)  2026-01-23T14:32Z 34.5K followers, 16.7K engagements


"That French spiderman creep who does this shite every day must be fuming. ALEX HONNOLD AFTER COMPLETING HIS FREE SOLO OF TAIPEI 101: "Sick." The [---] story climb took [--] hour and [--] minutes #SkyscraperLIVE https://t.co/TIzeRqiUcM ALEX HONNOLD AFTER COMPLETING HIS FREE SOLO OF TAIPEI 101: "Sick." The [---] story climb took [--] hour and [--] minutes #SkyscraperLIVE https://t.co/TIzeRqiUcM"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2015358628887191980)  2026-01-25T09:38Z 34.6K followers, 31.1K engagements


"@arghkid I'd happily strike him with a closed hand"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2015401378701566233)  2026-01-25T12:28Z 34.6K followers, 24.6K engagements


"Banter aside that was a great game and I wish Arsenal the best of luck for the rest of the evening"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2015506957080076412)  2026-01-25T19:27Z 34.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Fucking hell how many of those 'watch along' football fan accounts are there now Oh look Jeremy from Basingstoke is excited. Oh look Martin from Dublin is sad"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2015709212995690652)  2026-01-26T08:51Z 34.6K followers, 11.1K engagements


"Love the old shitters on APITS who plan to guilt-trip their offspring into spending their family holidays in their hot Spanish one bed apartment with no facilities [--] miles from anywhere"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2015838555063431256)  2026-01-26T17:25Z 34.6K followers, 13.6K engagements


"Right. Men's snowboard halfpipe final in Big Livigno the shaggers alpine destination. All eyes on aussie Big Scott 'Scotty Scotland Big Scott McTominay' James. All round handsome charming guy and content creator. Let's get #stoked"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2022376661233049767)  2026-02-13T18:25Z 34.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Saint Valentine was actually a staunch Presbyterian unionist from Coleraine Tiocfaidh r gr ❀ L Fhile Vailintn Sona daoibh #Time4Unity https://t.co/0W027etcZ0 Tiocfaidh r gr ❀ L Fhile Vailintn Sona daoibh #Time4Unity https://t.co/0W027etcZ0"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2022632729502978440)  2026-02-14T11:23Z 34.5K followers, [----] engagements


"If I was doing the ski biathlon I would simply establish a healthy lead pick a high point with good visibility on the track and 'dig in'. From this position I would use my rifle to eliminate the other competitors as they approach"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2020490015373983988)  2026-02-08T13:28Z 34.5K followers, 362.1K engagements


"Aston Villa you have been eliminated from the Football Association Challenge Cup. By order of the Peaky Blinders"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2022762888595661124)  2026-02-14T20:00Z 34.5K followers, [----] engagements


"Jizz Hornkamp is Rod Fanni for the uncultured vulgarmen"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/1555134651790151680)  2022-08-04T10:12Z 34.6K followers, [---] engagements


"The lads at Burgerism appear to know their way around #burgers"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/1652710367011667968)  2023-04-30T16:23Z 34.6K followers, 17.4K engagements


"How many do you check off I'm in treble figures these days. (2/2)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/1885664096395096296)  2025-02-01T12:18Z 34.6K followers, 55.5K engagements


""I like to see all the English teams do well in Europe""  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1909668927988261297)  2025-04-08T18:05Z 34.5K followers, 493.3K engagements


"Supermarkets get a lot of stick but those trolleys full of various free bits they leave out after the tills are great if you've forgotten something. Usually find something useful in there. Putting the customer first for once πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/1998852990413722059)  2025-12-10T20:31Z 34.6K followers, 117.1K engagements


"Soap and Glory. Top tier thoughtless clutter. Fellas if that's what you've chosen then just call it a day"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2003785763444625827)  2025-12-24T11:12Z 34.6K followers, 464K engagements


"Copping a lot of hate from the Soap & Glory loyal"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2003823375899333046)  2025-12-24T13:41Z 34.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Look at that form column. Can't decide if this is a Golden Barclays or Washed Farmers Era rn"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2013248932638298195)  2026-01-19T13:55Z 34.6K followers, 34.7K engagements


"I believe the Simpsons also predicted the #BoardOfPeace"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2014286597370294345)  2026-01-22T10:38Z 34.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Zelenskyy still living in fear of a tarrif on Fruit of the Loom"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2014337184724087217)  2026-01-22T13:59Z 34.6K followers, 14.1K engagements


"I wish I could love anything as much as @Beigerevenge loves #tawdry celebrity goss"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2015016107166277744)  2026-01-24T10:57Z 34.6K followers, [----] engagements


"He's got *very* strong Mr Poppy genes. Victoria Beckhams son Cruz Beckham has dropped his debut single Optics which reached #79 on the UK Singles Chart. https://t.co/9Cqppvj9WZ Victoria Beckhams son Cruz Beckham has dropped his debut single Optics which reached #79 on the UK Singles Chart. https://t.co/9Cqppvj9WZ"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2015392130399674441)  2026-01-25T11:51Z 34.6K followers, 540.7K engagements


"Ngl I was worried the lads would crumble before kick off. Most teams are already beaten when they hear North London Forever as they have been for generations"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2015496127915700544)  2026-01-25T18:44Z 34.6K followers, 206.7K engagements


"Big Matt Cunny's little wiggle at the Emirates yesterday has reminded me. Mark my words Jesse Lingard mused Crooks. during MY career the only milly rock I was concerned with was young Millicent Rockworth a striking debutante to whom I was pitching woo. The only fancy footwork I was working on was dancing the jitterbug at our local speakeasy https://t.co/jt7miMdB77 Mark my words Jesse Lingard mused Crooks. during MY career the only milly rock I was concerned with was young Millicent Rockworth a striking debutante to whom I was pitching woo. The only fancy footwork I was working on was dancing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2015702238614725034)  2026-01-26T08:23Z 34.6K followers, 32.5K engagements


"Offshore jacket tackle out there today. I do not own an offshore jacket. Weakness identified"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2016058670539239536)  2026-01-27T08:00Z 34.6K followers, [----] engagements


"I know it seems unlikely but I'm confident 'Benson Boone' was devised solely to irritate me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2016122299376677233)  2026-01-27T12:13Z 34.6K followers, [----] engagements


"At the end of Are You Gonna Be My Girl by Jet you can hear ppl applauding in the studio. My guess is that was the first time any of them ever heard a song because it's so shit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2016158597906874613)  2026-01-27T14:37Z 34.6K followers, 143.4K engagements


"Annoyingly well turned-out punters on More4 APITS. I want booted through Peacocks and California Surf Club [----] supermarket tshirts. I want bingo wings baldy heads and big bay windows. This is not good enough"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2016194949025239069)  2026-01-27T17:01Z 34.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Gonna swerve the news because the last thing I want to see is community minded people coming together and filling up sandbags in an annoyingly efficient production chain. May the rising floodwaters swamp your cheerful resilience and goose your carpets"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2016210965029642628)  2026-01-27T18:05Z 34.6K followers, 10.2K engagements


"People are paying actual money for this level of hypothetical pub talk. πŸ€” Would Arsene Wenger win the Premier League with this Arsenal squad #SkysportsFC https://t.co/1SvU37vRAU πŸ€” Would Arsene Wenger win the Premier League with this Arsenal squad #SkysportsFC https://t.co/1SvU37vRAU"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2016482224443465918)  2026-01-28T12:03Z 34.6K followers, 12.7K engagements


"I'm sure this will lead to greedy pub landlords knocking down the price of a pint. METHINKS NOT #VoteLibDem 🚨 BREAKING: Rachel Reeves has announced a 300m support package for pubs and music venues: - From April every pub or music venue in England will get 15% off new business rates bills - Bills will then be frozen in real terms for [--] years - Three quarters of pubs will see 🚨 BREAKING: Rachel Reeves has announced a 300m support package for pubs and music venues: - From April every pub or music venue in England will get 15% off new business rates bills - Bills will then be frozen in real"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2016543086868828230)  2026-01-28T16:05Z 34.6K followers, 16.6K engagements


"@mulleralexander @eneribehave Maybe he's just never seen a photo of himself"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2016597733029659098)  2026-01-28T19:42Z 34.6K followers, [---] engagements


"@dank_ackroyd Lorrydriver was quite good iirc"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2016832960935108669)  2026-01-29T11:17Z 34.6K followers, [----] engagements


""Ooooh someone's salted me allotment" Have they aye"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2016926774920155512)  2026-01-29T17:29Z 34.6K followers, [----] engagements


"I see Djokovic has found his pharmaceuticals again"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2017248093184413776)  2026-01-30T14:46Z 34.6K followers, 11.2K engagements


"Moira Schitt was an all timer. Respect to Big Kate O'Hara. RIP"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2017306159644815462)  2026-01-30T18:37Z 34.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Moira Rose off Schitts Creek ffs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2017307566125064361)  2026-01-30T18:42Z 34.6K followers, [----] engagements


"HAHAHAHAHAHA"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2017594019094638614)  2026-01-31T13:41Z 34.6K followers, [----] engagements


"Musko begging to go partying on Jefferson Island but getting KBd because even he's too much of a sad weirdo for a cabal of murderous paedophiles. Yikes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2017595802844065841)  2026-01-31T13:48Z 34.6K followers, 21.9K engagements


"Hope Jeremy Clarkson makes a much anticipated deadline day move to the spirit realm"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2018301836478812460)  2026-02-02T12:33Z 34.5K followers, [----] engagements


"One thing I've noticed from the Epstein Island pics is that it aesthetically looked like shit. Terrible decor questionable seating. Very unpleasant. No thanks"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2018345744827068856)  2026-02-02T15:28Z 34.6K followers, 19.3K engagements


"And again PM should have secured Jimmy Lai's release during China trip says Tory leader. Read more πŸ”— https://t.co/eo4Nq6Vuo3 PM should have secured Jimmy Lai's release during China trip says Tory leader. Read more πŸ”— https://t.co/eo4Nq6Vuo3"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Danny_McMoomins/status/2018364187865432384)  2026-02-02T16:41Z 34.6K followers, 155.4K engagements

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@Danny_McMoomins Avatar @Danny_McMoomins Remoomtada

Remoomtada posts on X about manchester united, london, madrid, $barcl the most. They currently have [-------] followers and [----] posts still getting attention that total [---------] engagements in the last [--] hours.

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Social Influence

Social category influence countries travel destinations premier league technology brands celebrities social networks finance automotive brands musicians stocks

Social topic influence manchester united #1991, london, madrid, $barcl, spain, youtube, money, facebook, ineos, murder

Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @skynews @oldgilles @skysportsnews @dannymcmoomins @manutd @lukewhostalking @theparisangel @thecultraspod @beigerevenge @mrjamesmahon @noely1982 @ryanr2021 @jimilsung @fionnviteza @mrgarethbrooks @supremecbd @flatus74 @theathleticfc @ineos @antpaulbloom

Top assets mentioned McDonald's Corp (MCD) LimeWire (LMWR)

Top Social Posts

Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"Not particularly arsed whatever the fuck happens here but I hope the other golf bat lads don't let someone called XANDER SCHAUFFELE win the green cardigan. Good grief https://t.co/yc5hI8Sh3a Good grief https://t.co/yc5hI8Sh3a"
X Link 2019-04-14T17:57Z 34.6K followers, [--] engagements

"SOUND GOLFERS ROUND-UP. Yes possibly an oxymoron but so far I've got: Big Tam Fleetwood Big Shane Lowry"
X Link 2019-07-20T15:24Z 34.5K followers, [--] engagements

"My God. This reeks of Cards Against Humanity merchantry. I'd RSVP with 'NO' spelt out using my actual shite"
X Link 2019-07-23T08:04Z 34.5K followers, [---] engagements

"". which was nice.""
X Link 2020-10-19T18:41Z 34.5K followers, [--] engagements

"@ILHughes_ I can't even bring myself to listen through"
X Link 2020-10-19T18:47Z 34.5K followers, [--] engagements

"RT if u hate Covid-19"
X Link 2020-12-20T09:51Z 34.5K followers, [---] engagements

"Someone please find the video of this guy with the Everton "An' if we don't get Mourinho we want Pellegreeeeeeeeni. Everton aren't we" vid"
X Link 2021-01-09T18:05Z 34.5K followers, [--] engagements

"Just been having some Mom's Spaghetti chat on the What'sUp group. The greatest radio station on earth. Station is nearly completed.heres the beginnings. https://t.co/1QlcCLlGyD #OldhamHour Station is nearly completed.heres the beginnings. https://t.co/1QlcCLlGyD #OldhamHour"
X Link 2021-05-22T06:52Z 34.5K followers, [--] engagements

"@ILHughes_ I've not seen a drop of publicity for them anywhere. Found it by accident a while back. Wall-to-wall bangersmiths"
X Link 2021-05-22T07:09Z 34.5K followers, [--] engagements

"@christotaylo Rag & bone men LRAC"
X Link 2021-10-27T11:18Z 34.5K followers, [--] engagements

"@_infinitejest @soultwinjeff The most twee cockwomble chardonnay merchants you could imagine"
X Link 2022-04-23T21:11Z 34.5K followers, [--] engagements

"Ha ha time for Everton"
X Link 2022-05-19T20:46Z 34.6K followers, [--] engagements

"That Cocomelon dad is gonna go wild on his family with a hammer some night while they sleep. Has that look about him"
X Link 2022-05-20T16:36Z 34.5K followers, [---] engagements

"@JMcKeownEsquire @psmith Was such a wild shift in actor too. Brave"
X Link 2022-11-11T08:10Z 34.5K followers, [--] engagements

"I see "They should keep their windows open" about mould in flats is now the stock go-to reply for the "It's called summer/I could cook meals for 3p a year" blood pressure dickheads"
X Link 2022-11-17T08:35Z 34.5K followers, [---] engagements

"Just been in the new glamorous Terminal [--] (different gravy) at Ringway Airport of Manchester. "just seen @mrgarethbrooks down at duty free" she says. I headed straight for the Oakley & RayBan corner. Flawless Brooks locating"
X Link 2023-12-04T14:06Z 34.5K followers, 14.8K engagements

""I am going to become a The Joker 2""
X Link 2024-04-10T07:51Z 34.5K followers, [----] engagements

"Still seeking answers. Who the fuck is Antony Martial Who the fuck is Antony Martial"
X Link 2024-05-15T09:58Z 34.5K followers, 13.2K engagements

"Friendly reminder that the Mona Lisa is mid. See better paintings on the walls of a wetherspoons and I'm not joking"
X Link 2024-07-26T18:51Z 34.5K followers, 10.7K engagements

"Reckon I don't eat or drink a single thing grown by farmers on this island Pizza - ITALY Kebabs - TURKEY Curry - VARIOUS Burgers - USA Tea - INDIA Madri Excepcional Cerveza de Madrid - SPAIN Cram it Wurzel. Put your hand in your pocket"
X Link 2024-11-19T13:14Z 34.5K followers, 556.3K engagements

"Big Presco. He could have handled Hookem in his prime"
X Link 2024-11-21T06:47Z 34.5K followers, 10.6K engagements

"Excited for news footage of yokel clowns stood filling sandbags in the pissing rain for hours before their village gets swept away. At least you tried Wurzel"
X Link 2024-12-06T22:12Z 34.6K followers, 10.5K engagements

"Made a nice picture of Captain Tom And Tupac"
X Link 2024-12-14T12:37Z 34.5K followers, 116.6K engagements

"It's clutter shopping day for the couples who can't stand the sight of each other. You're out getting the ball & chain a Soap & Glory assortment. She's out getting you a shite tartan hip flask gift set"
X Link 2024-12-23T14:44Z 34.5K followers, 24.9K engagements

"@I_amMukhtar Has everyone just been ignoring him tweeting & replying "SPQR" to loads of stuff recently And the 'fraktur' font on his MAGA hat at the Madison Square Garden rally Blokes obsessed with fascist imagery"
X Link 2025-01-21T19:05Z 34.6K followers, [----] engagements

"Goodness me"
X Link 2025-02-13T12:54Z 33.9K followers, 27.7K engagements

"No way. Not Big Pat Barclays. Always thought he was yer man off Star Trek too. Seemed a gentleman. A MESSAGE FROM THE FAMILY OF PATRICK BARCLAY "It is with the greatest sadness that we must announce the death of our dear Patrick Barclay. A celebration of Patricks life will be held at a later date. Meanwhile we hope that the familys wish for privacy is respected." Full https://t.co/VxAp9W53DS A MESSAGE FROM THE FAMILY OF PATRICK BARCLAY "It is with the greatest sadness that we must announce the death of our dear Patrick Barclay. A celebration of Patricks life will be held at a later date."
X Link 2025-02-14T09:41Z 33.9K followers, [----] engagements

"Great having Big Jack Reacher back on BBC Bezos. The daftest enjoyable nonsense. Fantastic pish"
X Link 2025-02-25T20:53Z 33.9K followers, [----] engagements

"Can't leave the house without seeing Nicky Butt these days. I am the Nicky Butt seer"
X Link 2025-05-09T16:27Z 34.5K followers, [----] engagements

"WFH footwear update. TNF Mules - back in the cupboard. It's Suicoke season baby"
X Link 2025-05-14T10:11Z 34.5K followers, [----] engagements

"Now disposable vapes are banned just watch how quickly male society returns to being manly. More fighting in pubs. Wolf whistling at busty stunners from scaffolding. Less online betting more standing about in the bookies. No texting at the urinal (proper pissing)"
X Link 2025-06-02T07:31Z 34.5K followers, 290.3K engagements

"Let Tiss is here to help you through THE CHANGE ladies. Did you know @supreme_cbd also do a range of supreme life products including vitamins menopausal support lions mane Magnesium turmeric and more Get 40% off with the code Tiss40. Products can be found at https://t.co/aRFPmFejnP choose supreme life from the drop down menu. #ad https://t.co/9f9T8aq6Hl Did you know @supreme_cbd also do a range of supreme life products including vitamins menopausal support lions mane Magnesium turmeric and more Get 40% off with the code Tiss40. Products can be found at https://t.co/aRFPmFejnP choose supreme"
X Link 2025-06-13T12:19Z 34.5K followers, 17.9K engagements

"YESSSSS X [--] Amazing to catch up with @waynelineker we got chatting about @supreme_cbd and I didn't even realise he was taking it either πŸ’— honestly if you have anxiety/depression any arthritis pain or insomnia SAVE 40% with code Katie40 at checkout https://t.co/zwwB6QuXxJ πŸ’• #supremecbd https://t.co/vfyHxhgoDB Amazing to catch up with @waynelineker we got chatting about @supreme_cbd and I didn't even realise he was taking it either πŸ’— honestly if you have anxiety/depression any arthritis pain or insomnia SAVE 40% with code Katie40 at checkout https://t.co/zwwB6QuXxJ πŸ’• #supremecbd"
X Link 2025-06-17T21:19Z 34.5K followers, 44.5K engagements

"Creamfields ancestor Fun fact. At 8x2 inches this Viking poop is the largest fossilized human waste ever found. πŸ“Ή Dave Ray https://t.co/aYnu8aqRxi Fun fact. At 8x2 inches this Viking poop is the largest fossilized human waste ever found. πŸ“Ή Dave Ray https://t.co/aYnu8aqRxi"
X Link 2025-06-19T07:07Z 34.5K followers, 15.7K engagements

"@redhod99 @j_davies2801 DCL on an appearance based contract for me Jeff"
X Link 2025-07-08T11:06Z 34.6K followers, [---] engagements

"Dreading to think which poor puddled fuckwit that ghoul Sharon will get her grubby talons into next"
X Link 2025-07-22T18:28Z 34.6K followers, 31K engagements

"Welcome to heaven Hulk Hogan. By order of the Peaky Blinders Brother"
X Link 2025-07-24T17:41Z 34.5K followers, 53.4K engagements

"So it was late August. Serfaus in Austria having a good old go on my phone while decanting at the pissers in a nice Tirolean pub. Great big local walks in stands beside me and growls "LASS DEIN HANDY WEG UND GEH RICHTIG PISSEN". Been away thinking about this for [--] months"
X Link 2025-11-16T18:02Z 34.5K followers, 69.9K engagements

"PRO PARENTING TIP Get up off your arse and go buy the kids' advent calendars ASAP. Nothing special just the regulars (Your proper brands. Your Malteserses your Buenoses your Dairy Milkers). Leave it beyond this weekend and you're risking a one way trip to Kinnerton Town"
X Link 2025-11-17T12:40Z 34.5K followers, 12.9K engagements

"@crustyano @ballsdotie Saw one Dublin crank at it. Pitch black outside [----] on his living room clock"
X Link 2025-11-17T13:02Z 34.5K followers, [---] engagements

"Very excited for our Christmas Lights Switch-On this weekend by Manchester United's very own Big Handsome Matt Cunny (ft. Chesney off Corrie). Also Livin Joy will be performing their 90s Hit Parade smash I'm A Dreamer live Locals only"
X Link 2025-11-18T11:26Z 34.5K followers, [----] engagements

"Ah no. Mani"
X Link 2025-11-20T15:55Z 34.5K followers, 12.1K engagements

"Has this minging balloon been hawking the CBD yet If not soon come"
X Link 2025-11-21T16:49Z 34.5K followers, 28.9K engagements

"I do not trust Gyles Brandreth"
X Link 2025-11-23T12:12Z 34.5K followers, 12.1K engagements

"I enjoyed Michael Keane accusing him of having MMH by doing this"
X Link 2025-11-24T20:18Z 34.5K followers, 27.1K engagements

"Go on. Take it. You know you want to. It's yours if you want it. Even just borrow it. See how it feels"
X Link 2025-11-26T21:50Z 34.5K followers, 12.9K engagements

"Just wanted a budget to cripple the farmers"
X Link 2025-11-27T12:13Z 34.5K followers, 11.5K engagements

"Farming isn't actually a proper job. It's just basically gardening and looking after a load of pets instead of going to work. #lazy"
X Link 2025-11-27T14:29Z 34.5K followers, 69.7K engagements

"Typical example of a farmer's "working day" below. Teachers do a longer graft"
X Link 2025-11-27T15:02Z 34.5K followers, [----] engagements

"Bring back thickos and mingebags thumping each other in asdas over a Hisense telly. Black Friday just isn't the same these days"
X Link 2025-11-28T10:04Z 34.5K followers, 18.9K engagements

"Tightest set of cunts going. 'Not luxury homes': Farmers warn Reeves against hitting them with mansion tax Read more πŸ”— https://t.co/D2mJobPVIu 'Not luxury homes': Farmers warn Reeves against hitting them with mansion tax Read more πŸ”— https://t.co/D2mJobPVIu"
X Link 2025-11-28T18:30Z 34.5K followers, 26.5K engagements

"Dipshit Derek is the absolute fucking boy #StraineyTees"
X Link 2025-11-29T20:29Z 34.5K followers, [----] engagements

"@dchilton83 @FootballCliches Aye I understand. I'd always say a lob originates from a bouncing ball with the chip coming straight off the floor"
X Link 2025-11-30T14:00Z 34.5K followers, [---] engagements

"Come on Kinnerton lads. Make yourself known. PRO PARENTING TIP Get up off your arse and go buy the kids' advent calendars ASAP. Nothing special just the regulars (Your proper brands. Your Malteserses your Buenoses your Dairy Milkers). Leave it beyond this weekend and you're risking a one way trip to Kinnerton Town. PRO PARENTING TIP Get up off your arse and go buy the kids' advent calendars ASAP. Nothing special just the regulars (Your proper brands. Your Malteserses your Buenoses your Dairy Milkers). Leave it beyond this weekend and you're risking a one way trip to Kinnerton Town"
X Link 2025-12-01T12:45Z 34.5K followers, 17.9K engagements

"Just realised we're now in impromptu Barclays season. Every team plays three times a week against opponents decided on the day. Nobody knows what's coming next. The way it should be"
X Link 2025-12-01T17:24Z 34.5K followers, 14.4K engagements

"Quite unusual seeing Big Marty Lewis post a glowing tribute to his wife at this time of year. He'd usually be engineering a big row this week so he doesn't have to buy her any presents"
X Link 2025-12-01T20:06Z 34.5K followers, 14.6K engagements

"He's hit the Jesus pivot. We all know what that means. ✨ UNITED FOR CHRIST THIS CHRISTMAS ✨ Unite The Kingdom presents: Putting Christ Back Into Christmas 13th December Whitehall Central London 2pm This 13th December join believers from across the nation in central London as we gather to honour the true meaning of https://t.co/4We0GklzSi ✨ UNITED FOR CHRIST THIS CHRISTMAS ✨ Unite The Kingdom presents: Putting Christ Back Into Christmas 13th December Whitehall Central London 2pm This 13th December join believers from across the nation in central London as we gather to honour the true meaning"
X Link 2025-12-02T18:29Z 34.5K followers, 330.4K engagements

"FIFA Peace Prize"
X Link 2025-12-05T17:31Z 34.5K followers, 10.8K engagements

"Logging in to throw some hate on those little Billie Barry precocious shitehawks on the Toy Show"
X Link 2025-12-05T20:17Z 34.5K followers, [----] engagements

"This whole recent Liverpool thing is very Manchester United coded. They want to be us so badly"
X Link 2025-12-09T10:26Z 34.5K followers, [----] engagements

"@flatus74 pricey af though. Loads of knock offs about. https://www.netflix.shop/en-gb/collections/kpop-demon-hunters https://www.netflix.shop/en-gb/collections/kpop-demon-hunters"
X Link 2025-12-09T16:40Z 34.5K followers, [---] engagements

"I'm fairly certain he's talking about the culture they test with a swab. @I_amMukhtar She really must care about the rapid change to her culture thankfully some are brave enough to speak out @I_amMukhtar She really must care about the rapid change to her culture thankfully some are brave enough to speak out"
X Link 2025-12-11T14:16Z 34.5K followers, [----] engagements

"@muhammadbutt Christ it actually looks like AI slop"
X Link 2025-12-12T12:17Z 34.5K followers, [----] engagements

"Festive football song. Ay Jing-a-di-jing hee haw hee haw It's Joshua the donkey Jing-a-di-jing hee haw hee haw The United Christmas donkey Lalalalalalalalala"
X Link 2025-12-12T12:26Z 34.5K followers, [----] engagements

"Day [---] of sitting quietly and minding my own business until Manchester United win five games in a row"
X Link 2025-12-12T20:59Z 34.5K followers, 10.4K engagements

"Al Qadsiah. 🚨 Al Qadsiah close to agreement with Brendan Rogers to become new head coach. 52yo available after Celtic exit + travelling over as work continues to finalise deal. Ambitious Aramco-owned #AlQadsiah 5th in #SPL & move to new stadium in [----] @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/WKju0GgWI2 🚨 Al Qadsiah close to agreement with Brendan Rogers to become new head coach. 52yo available after Celtic exit + travelling over as work continues to finalise deal. Ambitious Aramco-owned #AlQadsiah 5th in #SPL & move to new stadium in [----] @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/WKju0GgWI2"
X Link 2025-12-15T10:27Z 34.6K followers, 11.7K engagements

"Finished WTD. Pure riot of television. Great fun and very unpleasant. The clown is a proper arsehole. A real jerk. #review"
X Link 2025-12-15T18:15Z 34.5K followers, 12.3K engagements

"πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ How Winter Wonderland became the nightmare before Christmas: Brawl is latest violence as event becomes most-complained about in Europe thanks to high prices crowd concerns and criminal convictions πŸ”— https://t.co/erBiI2cq7P https://t.co/iXTDxSeOYq How Winter Wonderland became the nightmare before Christmas: Brawl is latest violence as event becomes most-complained about in Europe thanks to high prices crowd concerns and criminal convictions πŸ”— https://t.co/erBiI2cq7P https://t.co/iXTDxSeOYq"
X Link 2025-12-16T10:09Z 34.6K followers, 25K engagements

"I'm fascinated by these punters who go to family and couple-centric attractions and just end up thumping people and getting thumped. Journeys home in stony silence torn clothes. Just fucking behave πŸ˜‚"
X Link 2025-12-16T11:51Z 34.5K followers, 24.7K engagements

"Hahaha and people came out to bat for this mad cunt"
X Link 2025-12-16T13:01Z 34.5K followers, 65.5K engagements

"@ChinoUTD Football is now smoked. Padel and F1 are clear"
X Link 2025-12-18T17:35Z 34.5K followers, [----] engagements

"Fuck you Instagram changing the layout. Thumb muscle memory is washed. Pressing all sorts of shite now. Algorithm full of big muscly hunks after accidentally liking and bookmarking loads of them"
X Link 2025-12-19T13:18Z 34.6K followers, 333.7K engagements

"The post that started it all 😍 I met Cilla Black once - she sat at a table I'd reserved and refused to move. Her spiteful arrogance was astounding. http://t.co/jHIZd90bVK I met Cilla Black once - she sat at a table I'd reserved and refused to move. Her spiteful arrogance was astounding. http://t.co/jHIZd90bVK"
X Link 2025-12-19T16:17Z 34.6K followers, 1M engagements

"Doyle aggro stories still coming thick and fast. Bloke is an elite villain. https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/uk-news/liverpool-parade-attacker-paul-doyle-33098396 https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/uk-news/liverpool-parade-attacker-paul-doyle-33098396"
X Link 2025-12-21T12:05Z 34.6K followers, 59.4K engagements

"Drinking a glass of red #wine and about to go flat out on a #mince pie in a vulgar display of anti-presbyterianism. Happy Christmas lads. They weren't taking any chances at the Bondi Beach memorial event tonight. Trucks and buses used as 'diversity barriers' and snipers up on the roofs of buildings. https://t.co/9pq39hWY4N They weren't taking any chances at the Bondi Beach memorial event tonight. Trucks and buses used as 'diversity barriers' and snipers up on the roofs of buildings. https://t.co/9pq39hWY4N"
X Link 2025-12-21T20:21Z 34.6K followers, 12.4K engagements

"@OldGilles I forget which proper monster was being shipped once but I've a vivid memory of some bloke in a grey hoodie doing a world class swing and a miss with his right peg"
X Link 2025-12-23T10:29Z 34.6K followers, [----] engagements

"Lol @ her having the glow-up at the end of Love Actually. Too late He's already pumping the Office Goth"
X Link 2025-12-24T10:45Z 34.6K followers, 202K engagements

"Just been to mass and they had an actual irl donkey doing a procession down the aisle with a Mary on its back. Extreme nativity. No expense spared"
X Link 2025-12-25T11:29Z 34.6K followers, [----] engagements

"The BilL bought the boy a Whoopie Cushion. His head's gone at the comedy. A good reminder not to overthink presents for little kids. Timeless joke. The PORNO NOISE for an earlier time"
X Link 2025-12-25T14:45Z 34.6K followers, 14.9K engagements

"8pm kick off on boxing day. Big healthy geordies on the keg all day on coaches. Jesus Christ imagine the farts"
X Link 2025-12-26T20:12Z 34.6K followers, 76.2K engagements

"@WaftyCrank Graft. Finally"
X Link 2025-12-26T21:58Z 34.6K followers, [----] engagements

"It's Stranger Things not Stranger Husbands 😑 #COYI"
X Link 2025-12-29T08:23Z 34.6K followers, [----] engagements

"Reckon this grubby get did drop a set or two on Boxing Day. Searle is still yet to drop a set as he advances to the last [--] 🎸 https://t.co/Epl1b5bBhw Searle is still yet to drop a set as he advances to the last [--] 🎸 https://t.co/Epl1b5bBhw"
X Link 2025-12-29T21:20Z 34.6K followers, 537.4K engagements

"Just watched One Battle After Another and I would NOT have a pint with Colonel Steven J. Lockjaw"
X Link 2025-12-29T22:21Z 34.5K followers, 20K engagements

"Sorry. You shouldn't be doing a gushing [----] round-up Instagram post yet. There's nearly two full days left for things to go irretrievably west. Calm yourselves"
X Link 2025-12-30T09:22Z 34.5K followers, 11K engagements

"Tonight's the night. All the injuries and absentees due to AFWOKE. Has to be. Weld it on"
X Link 2025-12-30T19:49Z 34.6K followers, [----] engagements

"Time to announce the Mooms Man of the Year for [----]. Its Men of the Year this time. The two Sycamore Gap dickheads. God tier levels of balloon. They should be studied for science. Incredible pair of wankers. (Yes crime was [----] trial was [----]. Shut up)"
X Link 2025-12-31T15:52Z 34.6K followers, 50.8K engagements

"There's no fixture more prime Endsleigh than 'Hull' vs 'Stoke'"
X Link 2026-01-01T17:14Z 34.6K followers, [----] engagements

"The Jesus pivot We all know what that means. #Heinous Antoine Semenyo getting baptised at a beach in Bournemouth πŸ™ https://t.co/oVPTekogbt Antoine Semenyo getting baptised at a beach in Bournemouth πŸ™ https://t.co/oVPTekogbt"
X Link 2026-01-01T19:37Z 34.5K followers, 404.1K engagements

"Hes been more patient this year but enough's enough The inlaws have blocked all [--] shitters and ate him out of house & home. They've upset the wife by treading dogshit into the carpets. Elton's flipped "Go on fuck off out of Christmas" he hisses booting them all in the arse"
X Link 2026-01-02T13:26Z 34.6K followers, [----] engagements

"Day [---] of sitting quietly and minding my own business until Manchester United win five games in a row"
X Link 2026-01-02T14:04Z 34.6K followers, 10.8K engagements

"@SkySportsNews @grok put him in a bikini"
X Link 2026-01-02T14:05Z 34.6K followers, 16.5K engagements

"Whilst inconvenient I always find it impressive that some fixtures have to kick off around midday because of the behaviour of GROWN MEN past and present"
X Link 2026-01-04T11:52Z 34.6K followers, 73.9K engagements

"Great header on target by Dominic Cruciate Ligament"
X Link 2026-01-04T13:07Z 34.5K followers, 10.8K engagements

"Respect to anyone having to deal with this shite today. Never been more thankful to have turned idle WFH corporate shill. First day back on site predictions: Generator won't start/diesel's been robbed Welfare water supply frozen/burst Some div subbies show up with new unannounced starters expecting inductions Inductees haven't brought their CSCS Surprise SHEQ audit Crying by 11am First day back on site predictions: Generator won't start/diesel's been robbed Welfare water supply frozen/burst Some div subbies show up with new unannounced starters expecting inductions Inductees haven't brought"
X Link 2026-01-05T09:48Z 34.5K followers, 30.2K engagements

"He better not start his two illegitimates against Burnley"
X Link 2026-01-05T10:26Z 34.5K followers, 22.8K engagements

"At least the next slag won't have to deal with a big squad overhaul imo"
X Link 2026-01-05T11:46Z 34.5K followers, [----] engagements

"I know it's not the most concerning issue facing the world rn but I spend a lot of time wondering does the old fella who said "put your phone away and have a proper piss" know the impact he's had on society"
X Link 2026-01-05T14:53Z 34.6K followers, 89.3K engagements

"I hope Oliver Holts car won't start today. Or even better he's left it running to defrost and someone pinches it. No insurance claim for you matey"
X Link 2026-01-06T09:30Z 34.6K followers, [----] engagements

"πŸ˜‚ excuse me Lenny Yoro Ayden Heaven Luke Shaw 🀷"
X Link 2026-01-06T09:46Z 34.5K followers, 61.2K engagements

"@NOELY1982 @JBanned__ Has the toilet lasagne started yet Always some dirty bastards happy to upload over the last punters unflushed arisings"
X Link 2026-01-06T10:23Z 34.6K followers, [---] engagements

"A big positive about having Fletcher and Evans in charge at Manchester United is that they're genuine career 'One Club Men'. They have United 'DNA' and they just "get it""
X Link 2026-01-06T19:12Z 34.6K followers, 43K engagements

"Guardian editor "We need someone to write about the ownership and governance problems at Manchester United yet again. Summon Liew once more. As an avid Liverpool supporter he's definitely best placed.""
X Link 2026-01-07T09:54Z 34.5K followers, 23K engagements

"Lol @ Instagram food bloggers who don't realise how obvious it is they use ChatGPT for their spiel"
X Link 2026-01-07T18:06Z 34.5K followers, [----] engagements

"If Fergies back around Carrington then let's go the whole hog and get Big Marty Edwards back doing his routine toilet inspections"
X Link 2026-01-07T18:54Z 34.5K followers, [----] engagements

"Darren Fletcher is a fat little fraud"
X Link 2026-01-07T22:12Z 34.5K followers, [----] engagements

"Stop putting football on at 8pm and later. 7pm is absolutely fine for everyone. @barclays @GazpromEN @hankook"
X Link 2026-01-08T19:43Z 34.5K followers, 16.2K engagements

"Ooooh he's stepped over the shithousery threshold there. NOT COOL"
X Link 2026-01-08T21:54Z 34.5K followers, 20.7K engagements

"The fact that didn't kick off suggests the Barclays is infested with pathetic wimps"
X Link 2026-01-08T21:58Z 34.5K followers, 68.8K engagements

"Its crazy the wonders a little [--] minute WFH shut-eye can do for your Men's Mental Friday. Back in the game and ready to post Internet tweets"
X Link 2026-01-09T13:57Z 34.5K followers, 31.3K engagements

"Just been reading that 6G rollout will be early 2030s. Don't think I can wait that long for another great big laugh at the brainworms crowd. Daft set of thick cunts"
X Link 2026-01-10T11:21Z 34.5K followers, 16K engagements

"Sorry Macclesfield It's a surprising result but not an all time shock A proper shock must include a classic Glamour Club. Well done though. Shame on Crystal Palace. Cup draw televised Clubhouse Mutantry is on you"
X Link 2026-01-10T16:38Z 34.5K followers, 16.2K engagements

"If I may park the Sunderland is in Newcastle joke for a moment; I actually do get Middlesbrough mixed up with Sunderland quite a bit. Which isnt surprising as Middlesbrough is also in Newcastle"
X Link 2026-01-10T16:44Z 34.5K followers, 24.2K engagements

"Lol @ Exeter. Back to scrumping apples out of Farmer Giles orchard Wurzels"
X Link 2026-01-10T16:51Z 34.5K followers, [----] engagements

"@ArsenalDB8 You've answered your own question"
X Link 2026-01-11T12:34Z 34.5K followers, 14.7K engagements

"1 Guy [--] Jar isn't for everyone I suppose"
X Link 2026-01-11T17:40Z 34.5K followers, 32.5K engagements

"Here comes Shea 'John Wayne' Lacey"
X Link 2026-01-11T17:50Z 34.5K followers, 15.8K engagements

"@RidgeandFrost @SkyNews @SophyRidgeSky @WilfredFrost How many are FROM covid or WITH covid"
X Link 2026-01-12T07:58Z 34.5K followers, [----] engagements

"Another week of virtual training"
X Link 2026-01-12T08:31Z 34.5K followers, [----] engagements

"Xabi Alonso is a fat little fraud"
X Link 2026-01-12T17:27Z 34.5K followers, [----] engagements

"Still maintain lower league teams who beat Barclays opposition in the cup shouldn't be allowed to progress with the Barclays side reinstated so to not devalue the competition. Their achievement will still be recognised with Love2Shop vouchers and a squad trip to Alton Towers"
X Link 2026-01-12T19:04Z 34.5K followers, 36.6K engagements

"Welcome Troy Perrett ✍ We are pleased to announce the signing of Troy Perrett who joins on loan from Cardiff City until the end of the season. #YTFC πŸ’š https://t.co/bxUv04hwc1 Welcome Troy Perrett ✍ We are pleased to announce the signing of Troy Perrett who joins on loan from Cardiff City until the end of the season. #YTFC πŸ’š https://t.co/bxUv04hwc1"
X Link 2026-01-13T09:05Z 34.5K followers, [----] engagements

"Suppose Jonathan Woodgate will keep our foreign players on their toes"
X Link 2026-01-13T10:36Z 34.5K followers, 29.4K engagements

"Saw a poster for a family open day at our local fire station. Just be teaching the kids how to play Killer on the pool table no doubt. Marathon bongo VHS sessions for the dads"
X Link 2026-01-13T17:37Z 34.5K followers, 27.4K engagements

"Knows the club βœ… Gets it βœ… Reeks of United βœ… DNA βœ… One Club Man βœ… Fantastic decision. Michael Carrick is back 🀝 Our former captain is our Head Coach for the remainder of 2025/26 πŸ”΄ Michael Carrick is back 🀝 Our former captain is our Head Coach for the remainder of 2025/26 πŸ”΄"
X Link 2026-01-13T19:27Z 34.5K followers, 49.9K engagements

"Doesn't January seem to go on for a long time"
X Link 2026-01-14T13:10Z 34.5K followers, [----] engagements

""Oooh let's go to Santorini and take photos." Pathetic"
X Link 2026-01-14T15:57Z 34.5K followers, [----] engagements

"@SkyNews Leave them up there. They knew the risks"
X Link 2026-01-14T18:32Z 34.5K followers, [----] engagements

"A new nause challenger has entered the game Introducing the Manchester Super Giants 🀩🏏 https://t.co/VkmSka2RDE Introducing the Manchester Super Giants 🀩🏏 https://t.co/VkmSka2RDE"
X Link 2026-01-15T10:08Z 34.5K followers, 72.7K engagements

"🚨 Manchester United are exploring a move to sign a new left-winger on loan in this months transfer window. #MUFC @SportsPeteO https://t.co/3R5uWWQX6M 🚨 Manchester United are exploring a move to sign a new left-winger on loan in this months transfer window. #MUFC @SportsPeteO https://t.co/3R5uWWQX6M"
X Link 2026-01-15T17:40Z 34.5K followers, 79.8K engagements

"The lads who wear the North Yorkshire sizes must absolutely love the arse-end of the sales. You see lovely stuff reduced from [---] to [--] but upon closer eSpection the last remaining size is Roly-Poly Banter+"
X Link 2026-01-16T08:09Z 34.5K followers, 44.5K engagements

"🎢 on my way to the football match to sing some vulgar songs 🎢"
X Link 2026-01-17T10:04Z 34.5K followers, [----] engagements

"Apparently the beer is pumped directly from the brewery in Madrid where Madri is brewed"
X Link 2026-01-17T15:57Z 34.5K followers, 307.6K engagements

"What a great day for the parish (Manchester United)"
X Link 2026-01-17T18:05Z 34.5K followers, [----] engagements

"Jeremy Jacket sounds like a posh bloke who's known for his lovely collection of coats. πŸ”ΊNEW: Chelsea are in talks to sign Rennes centre-back Jrmy Jacquet More from @peterrutzler https://t.co/BJB4EXWa7A πŸ”ΊNEW: Chelsea are in talks to sign Rennes centre-back Jrmy Jacquet More from @peterrutzler https://t.co/BJB4EXWa7A"
X Link 2026-01-18T14:26Z 34.5K followers, 15.5K engagements

"Mad that the contestants take Gladiators seriously. Playing rough & tumble and chasies* with a load of PTs that are doing make believe. *colloquial banter will not be entertained"
X Link 2026-01-18T15:48Z 34.5K followers, 12K engagements

"@WimbledonNews Get in"
X Link 2026-01-18T17:46Z 34.5K followers, [----] engagements

"THIS IS AFCON"
X Link 2026-01-18T21:04Z 34.5K followers, 11.7K engagements

"We're all GUEYE for AFCON rn"
X Link 2026-01-18T21:24Z 34.5K followers, [----] engagements

"Hope Morocco get back into this and win. Senegal's passionate animated and joyous supporters are a stain on the tournament. Sit quietly and scroll on your phones ffs. And dress appropriately"
X Link 2026-01-18T21:39Z 34.5K followers, 12.2K engagements

"Starmdogs watched Love Actually over Christmas and gonna take the Hugh Grant position. Is this most serious crisis in transatlantic relationship in last decade - @BethRigby 'The US remains a close ally but we must stand up for our values." - Keir Starmer https://t.co/lcwipNBmjD πŸ“Ί Sky [---] Virgin [---] Freeview [---] and YouTube https://t.co/Po4rbvEZqx Is this most serious crisis in transatlantic relationship in last decade - @BethRigby 'The US remains a close ally but we must stand up for our values." - Keir Starmer https://t.co/lcwipNBmjD πŸ“Ί Sky [---] Virgin [---] Freeview [---] and YouTube"
X Link 2026-01-19T09:56Z 34.5K followers, 56.6K engagements

"Ha ha just turned to my imaginary bert colleague and told him it's actually Red Monday today ha ha. Oh the laughs I pretend we have"
X Link 2026-01-19T13:28Z 34.5K followers, [----] engagements

"Day [---] of sitting quietly and minded my own business until Manchester United win [--] games in a row"
X Link 2026-01-19T15:25Z 34.5K followers, [----] engagements

"If I was Brooklyn Beckham I would avoid any further potentiallly problematic family situations by simply cringing myself to death immediately"
X Link 2026-01-19T19:38Z 34.5K followers, 52.8K engagements

"One can only assume the mother straddled his head and glazed his face during that first dance"
X Link 2026-01-20T07:29Z 34.5K followers, [----] engagements

"@LeKingsCollar Cheap Yes Man"
X Link 2026-01-20T10:33Z 34.5K followers, [----] engagements

"If Bobby Davro was a billionaire he could be jokingly called Bobby Davos. But I imagine he's on the bones of his arse financially. You could still call him Bobby Davos to take the piss I suppose"
X Link 2026-01-20T12:37Z 34.5K followers, [----] engagements

"@MirrorCeleb Can you see it going in and out"
X Link 2026-01-20T12:47Z 34.5K followers, 14.8K engagements

"Clayton Blackmore can't be far off the CBD codes"
X Link 2026-01-21T12:53Z 34.5K followers, 12.1K engagements

"@Spacemanc @OldGilles My best Bad Red moment is turning down a free ticket while stood in a The Trafford"
X Link 2026-01-21T13:00Z 34.5K followers, [---] engagements

"Big Ste Graham a shoe-in as Rooney Exclusive @TheAthleticFC Manchester United agree multi-million deal with production company Lionsgate to explore dramatized retelling of clubs storied history similar in concept to The Crown. Line of Duty creator Jed Mercurio involved in talks Story: https://t.co/T2n4CF2Zir Exclusive @TheAthleticFC Manchester United agree multi-million deal with production company Lionsgate to explore dramatized retelling of clubs storied history similar in concept to The Crown. Line of Duty creator Jed Mercurio involved in talks Story: https://t.co/T2n4CF2Zir"
X Link 2026-01-21T15:25Z 34.6K followers, 492.9K engagements

"You may be a hard man but you'll never be as hard as the men who point blank refuse to put their rear fog lights on when you can't see [--] feet in front of your car over the Peak District. Fucking lunatics"
X Link 2026-01-22T14:44Z 34.5K followers, [----] engagements

"@Browski_uk He'll find jesus next"
X Link 2026-01-23T10:57Z 34.5K followers, [----] engagements

"@BBCNews Let's hope they do her regal rack proud 😍🍈🍈"
X Link 2026-01-23T14:32Z 34.5K followers, 16.7K engagements

"That French spiderman creep who does this shite every day must be fuming. ALEX HONNOLD AFTER COMPLETING HIS FREE SOLO OF TAIPEI 101: "Sick." The [---] story climb took [--] hour and [--] minutes #SkyscraperLIVE https://t.co/TIzeRqiUcM ALEX HONNOLD AFTER COMPLETING HIS FREE SOLO OF TAIPEI 101: "Sick." The [---] story climb took [--] hour and [--] minutes #SkyscraperLIVE https://t.co/TIzeRqiUcM"
X Link 2026-01-25T09:38Z 34.6K followers, 31.1K engagements

"@arghkid I'd happily strike him with a closed hand"
X Link 2026-01-25T12:28Z 34.6K followers, 24.6K engagements

"Banter aside that was a great game and I wish Arsenal the best of luck for the rest of the evening"
X Link 2026-01-25T19:27Z 34.6K followers, [----] engagements

"Fucking hell how many of those 'watch along' football fan accounts are there now Oh look Jeremy from Basingstoke is excited. Oh look Martin from Dublin is sad"
X Link 2026-01-26T08:51Z 34.6K followers, 11.1K engagements

"Love the old shitters on APITS who plan to guilt-trip their offspring into spending their family holidays in their hot Spanish one bed apartment with no facilities [--] miles from anywhere"
X Link 2026-01-26T17:25Z 34.6K followers, 13.6K engagements

"Right. Men's snowboard halfpipe final in Big Livigno the shaggers alpine destination. All eyes on aussie Big Scott 'Scotty Scotland Big Scott McTominay' James. All round handsome charming guy and content creator. Let's get #stoked"
X Link 2026-02-13T18:25Z 34.5K followers, [----] engagements

"Saint Valentine was actually a staunch Presbyterian unionist from Coleraine Tiocfaidh r gr ❀ L Fhile Vailintn Sona daoibh #Time4Unity https://t.co/0W027etcZ0 Tiocfaidh r gr ❀ L Fhile Vailintn Sona daoibh #Time4Unity https://t.co/0W027etcZ0"
X Link 2026-02-14T11:23Z 34.5K followers, [----] engagements

"If I was doing the ski biathlon I would simply establish a healthy lead pick a high point with good visibility on the track and 'dig in'. From this position I would use my rifle to eliminate the other competitors as they approach"
X Link 2026-02-08T13:28Z 34.5K followers, 362.1K engagements

"Aston Villa you have been eliminated from the Football Association Challenge Cup. By order of the Peaky Blinders"
X Link 2026-02-14T20:00Z 34.5K followers, [----] engagements

"Jizz Hornkamp is Rod Fanni for the uncultured vulgarmen"
X Link 2022-08-04T10:12Z 34.6K followers, [---] engagements

"The lads at Burgerism appear to know their way around #burgers"
X Link 2023-04-30T16:23Z 34.6K followers, 17.4K engagements

"How many do you check off I'm in treble figures these days. (2/2)"
X Link 2025-02-01T12:18Z 34.6K followers, 55.5K engagements

""I like to see all the English teams do well in Europe""
X Link 2025-04-08T18:05Z 34.5K followers, 493.3K engagements

"Supermarkets get a lot of stick but those trolleys full of various free bits they leave out after the tills are great if you've forgotten something. Usually find something useful in there. Putting the customer first for once πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘"
X Link 2025-12-10T20:31Z 34.6K followers, 117.1K engagements

"Soap and Glory. Top tier thoughtless clutter. Fellas if that's what you've chosen then just call it a day"
X Link 2025-12-24T11:12Z 34.6K followers, 464K engagements

"Copping a lot of hate from the Soap & Glory loyal"
X Link 2025-12-24T13:41Z 34.6K followers, [----] engagements

"Look at that form column. Can't decide if this is a Golden Barclays or Washed Farmers Era rn"
X Link 2026-01-19T13:55Z 34.6K followers, 34.7K engagements

"I believe the Simpsons also predicted the #BoardOfPeace"
X Link 2026-01-22T10:38Z 34.6K followers, [----] engagements

"Zelenskyy still living in fear of a tarrif on Fruit of the Loom"
X Link 2026-01-22T13:59Z 34.6K followers, 14.1K engagements

"I wish I could love anything as much as @Beigerevenge loves #tawdry celebrity goss"
X Link 2026-01-24T10:57Z 34.6K followers, [----] engagements

"He's got very strong Mr Poppy genes. Victoria Beckhams son Cruz Beckham has dropped his debut single Optics which reached #79 on the UK Singles Chart. https://t.co/9Cqppvj9WZ Victoria Beckhams son Cruz Beckham has dropped his debut single Optics which reached #79 on the UK Singles Chart. https://t.co/9Cqppvj9WZ"
X Link 2026-01-25T11:51Z 34.6K followers, 540.7K engagements

"Ngl I was worried the lads would crumble before kick off. Most teams are already beaten when they hear North London Forever as they have been for generations"
X Link 2026-01-25T18:44Z 34.6K followers, 206.7K engagements

"Big Matt Cunny's little wiggle at the Emirates yesterday has reminded me. Mark my words Jesse Lingard mused Crooks. during MY career the only milly rock I was concerned with was young Millicent Rockworth a striking debutante to whom I was pitching woo. The only fancy footwork I was working on was dancing the jitterbug at our local speakeasy https://t.co/jt7miMdB77 Mark my words Jesse Lingard mused Crooks. during MY career the only milly rock I was concerned with was young Millicent Rockworth a striking debutante to whom I was pitching woo. The only fancy footwork I was working on was dancing"
X Link 2026-01-26T08:23Z 34.6K followers, 32.5K engagements

"Offshore jacket tackle out there today. I do not own an offshore jacket. Weakness identified"
X Link 2026-01-27T08:00Z 34.6K followers, [----] engagements

"I know it seems unlikely but I'm confident 'Benson Boone' was devised solely to irritate me"
X Link 2026-01-27T12:13Z 34.6K followers, [----] engagements

"At the end of Are You Gonna Be My Girl by Jet you can hear ppl applauding in the studio. My guess is that was the first time any of them ever heard a song because it's so shit"
X Link 2026-01-27T14:37Z 34.6K followers, 143.4K engagements

"Annoyingly well turned-out punters on More4 APITS. I want booted through Peacocks and California Surf Club [----] supermarket tshirts. I want bingo wings baldy heads and big bay windows. This is not good enough"
X Link 2026-01-27T17:01Z 34.6K followers, [----] engagements

"Gonna swerve the news because the last thing I want to see is community minded people coming together and filling up sandbags in an annoyingly efficient production chain. May the rising floodwaters swamp your cheerful resilience and goose your carpets"
X Link 2026-01-27T18:05Z 34.6K followers, 10.2K engagements

"People are paying actual money for this level of hypothetical pub talk. πŸ€” Would Arsene Wenger win the Premier League with this Arsenal squad #SkysportsFC https://t.co/1SvU37vRAU πŸ€” Would Arsene Wenger win the Premier League with this Arsenal squad #SkysportsFC https://t.co/1SvU37vRAU"
X Link 2026-01-28T12:03Z 34.6K followers, 12.7K engagements

"I'm sure this will lead to greedy pub landlords knocking down the price of a pint. METHINKS NOT #VoteLibDem 🚨 BREAKING: Rachel Reeves has announced a 300m support package for pubs and music venues: - From April every pub or music venue in England will get 15% off new business rates bills - Bills will then be frozen in real terms for [--] years - Three quarters of pubs will see 🚨 BREAKING: Rachel Reeves has announced a 300m support package for pubs and music venues: - From April every pub or music venue in England will get 15% off new business rates bills - Bills will then be frozen in real"
X Link 2026-01-28T16:05Z 34.6K followers, 16.6K engagements

"@mulleralexander @eneribehave Maybe he's just never seen a photo of himself"
X Link 2026-01-28T19:42Z 34.6K followers, [---] engagements

"@dank_ackroyd Lorrydriver was quite good iirc"
X Link 2026-01-29T11:17Z 34.6K followers, [----] engagements

""Ooooh someone's salted me allotment" Have they aye"
X Link 2026-01-29T17:29Z 34.6K followers, [----] engagements

"I see Djokovic has found his pharmaceuticals again"
X Link 2026-01-30T14:46Z 34.6K followers, 11.2K engagements

"Moira Schitt was an all timer. Respect to Big Kate O'Hara. RIP"
X Link 2026-01-30T18:37Z 34.6K followers, [----] engagements

"Moira Rose off Schitts Creek ffs"
X Link 2026-01-30T18:42Z 34.6K followers, [----] engagements

"HAHAHAHAHAHA"
X Link 2026-01-31T13:41Z 34.6K followers, [----] engagements

"Musko begging to go partying on Jefferson Island but getting KBd because even he's too much of a sad weirdo for a cabal of murderous paedophiles. Yikes"
X Link 2026-01-31T13:48Z 34.6K followers, 21.9K engagements

"Hope Jeremy Clarkson makes a much anticipated deadline day move to the spirit realm"
X Link 2026-02-02T12:33Z 34.5K followers, [----] engagements

"One thing I've noticed from the Epstein Island pics is that it aesthetically looked like shit. Terrible decor questionable seating. Very unpleasant. No thanks"
X Link 2026-02-02T15:28Z 34.6K followers, 19.3K engagements

"And again PM should have secured Jimmy Lai's release during China trip says Tory leader. Read more πŸ”— https://t.co/eo4Nq6Vuo3 PM should have secured Jimmy Lai's release during China trip says Tory leader. Read more πŸ”— https://t.co/eo4Nq6Vuo3"
X Link 2026-02-02T16:41Z 34.6K followers, 155.4K engagements

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