# ![@TheKasstrator Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::1820370626571546624.png) @TheKasstrator Kass

Kass posts on X about in the, if you, countries, the world the most. They currently have [------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [-------] engagements in the last [--] hours.

### Engagements: [-------] [#](/creator/twitter::1820370626571546624/interactions)
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- [--] Week [-------] +50%
- [--] Month [-------] +233%
- [--] Months [---------] +3,798%
- [--] Year [---------] +1,187,592%

### Mentions: [--] [#](/creator/twitter::1820370626571546624/posts_active)
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- [--] Months [--] -23%
- [--] Year [--] +2,950%

### Followers: [------] [#](/creator/twitter::1820370626571546624/followers)
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- [--] Week [---] +4.70%
- [--] Month [---] +30%
- [--] Months [---] +329%
- [--] Year [---] +5,078%

### CreatorRank: [-------] [#](/creator/twitter::1820370626571546624/influencer_rank)
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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
[countries](/list/countries)  [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations)  [stocks](/list/stocks)  [finance](/list/finance)  [technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  [social networks](/list/social-networks)  [celebrities](/list/celebrities)  [fashion brands](/list/fashion-brands)  [automotive brands](/list/automotive-brands)  [gaming](/list/gaming) 

**Social topic influence**
[in the](/topic/in-the), [if you](/topic/if-you), [countries](/topic/countries), [the world](/topic/the-world), [im a](/topic/im-a), [me in](/topic/me-in), [$7846t](/topic/$7846t), [$uber](/topic/$uber), [advice](/topic/advice), [realise](/topic/realise)

**Top assets mentioned**
[Uber Technologies, Inc. (UBER)](/topic/$uber) [Noble Corporation (NE)](/topic/$ne)
### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"@faggopnitsa Sometimes the bayonet gets stuck on mine so I just throw it into the dirt like a spear and just yank it around until it loosens"  
[X Link](https://x.com/TheKasstrator/status/1879455941768495298)  2025-01-15T09:09Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"Not mommy issues not daddy issues but something closer to an escaped lab rat"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/1890308211095285823)  2025-02-14T07:52Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@finger_puppets Museum of Jurassic Technology The Broad LACMA Huntington Library and Gardens and Getty Center are the best museums and scenic places I can think of for someone visiting. Avoid Hollywood"  
[X Link](https://x.com/snarTOfTheDeal/status/1899656343658594391)  2025-03-12T02:59Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"Thats cool. I want to be eternally reviled cause its easy. I want statues erected of me by my loyal followers and then have those statues pulled down in a few decades. I want to be discussed at the UN. I want to piss and shit myself at the Taco Bell Cantina. I am very beautiful and i do try very hard to be a better person than i have been. I want to be remembered as someone who did enough good that i am not only remembered for doing bad. I feel very lucky to be alive and I like it more every day I am very beautiful and i do try very hard to be a better person than i have been. I want to be"  
[X Link](https://x.com/snarTOfTheDeal/status/1908380357176476149)  2025-04-05T04:45Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"What if we kissed at the Buffalo Wild Wings thirst trap corner"  
[X Link](https://x.com/snarTOfTheDeal/status/1918027772871713000)  2025-05-01T19:40Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"I may be old but Im full of nostalgia. You youngsters will never get to experience the joy we felt in [----]. The world was ending cause Mayan shit. Your principal and teachers were making Gangnam style dance videos. The beefy frito burrito was at Taco Bell. It was a golden age"  
[X Link](https://x.com/snarTOfTheDeal/status/1925263087369953448)  2025-05-21T18:51Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"LA SF Sacramento Portland Seattle Juneau Anchorage Barrow Vancouver Reno Las Vegas Albuquerque Los Alamos SLC Flagstaff Amarillo Houston Chicago Grand Rapids Tulsa Atlantic City New Orleans Miami Buffalo NYC Boston Philly DC Nashville Cancun Reykjavik Dublin London Paris Marseilles Nice Palermo Cagliari Madrid Barcelona Valencia Rome Tel Aviv (sucked) Eilat (sucked) Odessa Moscow Yerevan Beijing Hong Kong Singapore Hanoi Ho Chi Minh Bangkok Honolulu Cities/towns I've been to: Cusco Lima Cochabamba Santa Cruz Bhubaneswar Delhi Agra London Frankfurt Toronto Buffalo NYC Washington Raleigh"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/1932580101222432907)  2025-06-10T23:26Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"We got In-n-out"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/1935098376019980720)  2025-06-17T22:12Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Shiny things come and go but you can never take a girls standard issue Calvin Klein underwear"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/1936033916605157773)  2025-06-20T12:10Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"The central Californian countryside is beautiful. Rolling hills tender grass and straw the occasional noble tree. Its like Italy but with vineyards"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/1939040201978118544)  2025-06-28T19:16Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@milliemeowss No way I see aether in the wild on my timeline glad someone's taking him out for fresh air and nightclub detox"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/1939404561414053969)  2025-06-29T19:24Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"I love cats but I dislike most cat owners because they seem to be brain-poisoned by toxoplasmosis and very unreasonable about cat-related things. Just found the most incredible subreddit https://t.co/A3BKdzYsya Just found the most incredible subreddit https://t.co/A3BKdzYsya"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/1940192601111777575)  2025-07-01T23:35Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Joey Cheatnut just inhaled [----] hot dogs and Im out $90 because I believed in him. I thought hed eat more than [--]. Now Im overdrafted and fat and retarded and all I have to eat is cans of cream of chicken soup for the next month"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/1941218432667746664)  2025-07-04T19:31Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@Dango_Demon Its not SA but its definitely still within the realm of pedophilia. Thats simply proper categorization"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/1941325786780402104)  2025-07-05T02:38Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"If youre going to do another kind of pistol def avoid glocks. Square slide doesnt fit in the mouth well. Ive had some luck with the beretta 92fs because it just has its nice round exposed barrel or a revolver. You cant get the barrel too far in anyways cause its uncomfortable and can hurt your teeth so a snub nose is usually just fine"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/1941365650603028638)  2025-07-05T05:16Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@girltwink_priv @iamcinolone Hell yeah Im down. I gotta get rid of a ton of ammo before I move so might as well shoot it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/1941366840011509944)  2025-07-05T05:21Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@Parker69922 Do you fuck with feral frail bourgeois girls with anemia and an obsession with the Toyota Prius"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/1941378841551016110)  2025-07-05T06:09Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Facetimed my mother and talked about Squid Game and listened to her rant for a bit about how the logical course of action would've been to just punt the baby off the platform. I love her so much but also it's a miracle I didn't face the same fate as an ugly baby in Sparta or sumn"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/1941614406745588118)  2025-07-05T21:45Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


""4chan is toxic" "tumblr is annoying" You wouldn't have made it a day where I grew up"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/1941649723846512690)  2025-07-06T00:05Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"-Get the transit app for sf and get the pass for unlimited rides for a day including cable car -coit tower for views elevator out often so expect to climb [--] stories of stairs potentially -cable car museum -Sf MoMA -Palace of Fine Arts -when you take the waymo take it to and from equator coffees at the golden gate bridge. amazing place to have breakfast and coffee at -musee mecanique for a warehouse of coin operated experiences and games -get lunch at House of Nanking"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/1942099394964373981)  2025-07-07T05:52Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"When I was in high school track and field I was waiting to receive the baton at relay practice and I needed to pee but I wanted to sound cool so without fully understanding the meaning of the word I looked at the whole team and said "I need to jizz" before taking the baton and running the fastest lap I've ever run"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/1942136120629919848)  2025-07-07T08:18Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Blood chokes can raise blood pressure in your head including your brain and more noticeably in "Petechiae" burst capillaries in and around your eyes. You can mitigate the risk of this by emptying your lungs before being choked"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/1943253167619346517)  2025-07-10T10:17Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Long term you might kill off a some neurons through repeated oxygen deprivation. That isn't a small risk its a strong possibility. You're doing to your brain the same thing paint huffers do to theirs. Be aware of that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/1943253642032943195)  2025-07-10T10:19Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"I would hate to be one of the two or three North Korean Zionists right about now 😬 Tweet of the day North Korea imposes the death penalty on those promoting Zionism and describes Israel as an illegitimate entity https://t.co/FCWjAJqbCv Tweet of the day North Korea imposes the death penalty on those promoting Zionism and describes Israel as an illegitimate entity https://t.co/FCWjAJqbCv"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/1943263402102788319)  2025-07-10T10:57Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Not wiping your ass is a revolutionary act Eating chalk is empowering Every can of white monster you drink is an act of rebellion"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/1943784459935133829)  2025-07-11T21:28Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"On the opening night of Deadpool the trailer for the World of Warcraft movie played and when it ended I turned to my friends and loudly proclaimed that I could feel my virginity growing back and the whole theater laughed share a piece of movie theater lore about yourself https://t.co/pNaWCeBxTh share a piece of movie theater lore about yourself https://t.co/pNaWCeBxTh"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/1948856263548567816)  2025-07-25T21:21Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"My great grandfather Hatmullah-Han was some high ranking cavalry officer. First fought for the white army then switched sides to help the bolsheviks take Crimea. He had a wall covered in golden pistols swords etc gifted to him by foreign diplomats and leaders and stuff. share a piece of lore that connects you to history. https://t.co/TT3BGoNw1f share a piece of lore that connects you to history. https://t.co/TT3BGoNw1f"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/1949608637820711189)  2025-07-27T23:11Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Every time it seems the most socially isolated and clueless trans people arent the ones whining online with toxic 4chan lingo but rather those who lucked out looks-wise and are incapable of seeing things from other trans peoples perspective and peddle their toxic positivity"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/1950126494006518028)  2025-07-29T09:29Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"This one will always have a special place in my heart because its the first one where I was genuinely happy with how I look. No revulsion at my face or anything just satisfaction with the results of all my effort. I looked at myself and I finally felt cute no shame or fear. QRT this with ur favorite picture of urself or Ill steal all ur energy drinks :3 QRT this with ur favorite picture of urself or Ill steal all ur energy drinks :3"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/1950191548097798260)  2025-07-29T13:47Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"This was a month and a half after my FFS and it lifted a massive burden from my shoulders regarding whether I passed or would ever be attractive. Its also a good memory relaxing in my hotel room after a lovely night at the Met Opera up on the balcony eating Toblerone 🤤"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/1950192261280493616)  2025-07-29T13:50Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@torturebyrosesz Nah hrt works it just works in conjunction with other things. If you live in the US dm me. Im a health insurance autist and I can help you figure out how to afford everything you need if youre American"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/1950278681836069002)  2025-07-29T19:34Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Sydney Sweeney just DMed me and told me I was too woke too beautiful. She paid me to detransition. A generous payment #MAGA"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/1952481771939131892)  2025-08-04T21:28Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Please if youre thinking of throwing a dildo onto the court of a WNBA game dont do it. Give your dildos to me. Give them. Stop resis-fucking let GO The person who threw a dildo at last nights WNBA game Kaden Lopez [--] appeared in court today charged with assault and disorderly conduct https://t.co/OaCchXnUyP The person who threw a dildo at last nights WNBA game Kaden Lopez [--] appeared in court today charged with assault and disorderly conduct https://t.co/OaCchXnUyP"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/1953570438623506645)  2025-08-07T21:34Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"This is chlorhexidine gluconate the antibacterial soap Ive been using for the last [--] years and the reason why I have no scent whatsoever. I never have to worry about body odor or being tracked by dogs. I love it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/1956457738122465755)  2025-08-15T20:47Z [---] followers, 23.4K engagements


"San Francisco I am in you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/1957736008746770876)  2025-08-19T09:26Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Somewhere in the Kremlin is all the golden swords daggers pistols etc taken from my family by Stalin. As well as the artwork and faberge eggs and shit they stashed away to sell under the USSR. Another family heirloom I have is this flintlock pistol that is presumably from the same person/period but I know much less about it because we never brought it to an appraiser https://t.co/dlkVsRKpi1 Another family heirloom I have is this flintlock pistol that is presumably from the same person/period but I know much less about it because we never brought it to an appraiser https://t.co/dlkVsRKpi1"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/1965507647211549129)  2025-09-09T20:08Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@chiweethedog My best friend saw a guy get randomly shot in the head by a stranger a few rows in front of him on the bus"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/1965631882810507346)  2025-09-10T04:22Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@bottleneckloser Hi Sabre I have a titanium plate in my sinus but I think if we both try really hard you can make it rust"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/1967307879503057390)  2025-09-14T19:22Z [---] followers, 12.9K engagements


"God bless pioglitazone"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/1967378771939643815)  2025-09-15T00:03Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"You guys gotta stop letting crossdressers lump themselves in with trans people"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/1967656274788819445)  2025-09-15T18:26Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"My friends roomba taking me to a secondary location after Ive had a bit too much to drink How cool is this Chinese rescue robot carries victims out of harms way. https://t.co/9t1VowVFoc How cool is this Chinese rescue robot carries victims out of harms way. https://t.co/9t1VowVFoc"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/1969586046934663179)  2025-09-21T02:14Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@chiweethedog I think it's plug and play for anyone with an iPad. I should really use my labelmaker to write "I USE THIS FOR SOUNDING" and my phone number or something in case I lose it again"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/1970252675280437586)  2025-09-22T22:23Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"If you post an amazing selfie and then refuse to tell people where you got your clothes I am exploding you with my mind"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/1971716366895055299)  2025-09-26T23:19Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@RunesandWomen Kurdish core territories independent + surrounding areas absorbed into Greater Armenia"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/1971738693406019626)  2025-09-27T00:48Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"Just told this girl that I'm a countess and she said "that's cool I'm considering becoming a paganist". Is she cooked guys"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/1972159843567128582)  2025-09-28T04:42Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"It still works (they stopped letting you analyze real people) but you can lie and say grok made you lol ChatGPTs new Ethnicity Guesser was able to one-shot my ancestry. AGI is here. https://t.co/bUF7Jlnj7u ChatGPTs new Ethnicity Guesser was able to one-shot my ancestry. AGI is here. https://t.co/bUF7Jlnj7u"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/1973644682862404045)  2025-10-02T07:02Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Trying to watch Dexter while doing online first aid training when a friend hits me up with injection questions but I dont pause or stop anything cause I never stop the grind and I perfectly complete all [--] tasks and save the day"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/1975509655674659169)  2025-10-07T10:32Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"THEYRE PROCEEDING WITH FLEET WEEK WITHOUT THE US MILITARY AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THEYRE GONNA HAVE THE COLOMBIAN NAVY AND CANADIAN AIR FORCE DO A SHOW IN SF IM DEAD 😭 😭 😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/1976363887797965004)  2025-10-09T19:07Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"God Bless America THEYRE PROCEEDING WITH FLEET WEEK WITHOUT THE US MILITARY AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THEYRE GONNA HAVE THE COLOMBIAN NAVY AND CANADIAN AIR FORCE DO A SHOW IN SF IM DEAD 😭 😭 😭 THEYRE PROCEEDING WITH FLEET WEEK WITHOUT THE US MILITARY AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THEYRE GONNA HAVE THE COLOMBIAN NAVY AND CANADIAN AIR FORCE DO A SHOW IN SF IM DEAD 😭 😭 😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/1976719006288822723)  2025-10-10T18:38Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Heres a pic of my face peeled off mid-ffs (I am giving myself a forehead kiss) face card body card armpit card show me your WOUND CARD face card body card armpit card show me your WOUND CARD"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/1977890831198761052)  2025-10-14T00:14Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@armpitjobfan Americans are stronger. Braver. We will things into happening. If an American was truly angry they can take out the whole wall if they wanted"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/1977982637211038127)  2025-10-14T06:19Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@jackietrackmarx Let's get high and rob people next eclipse"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/1978627998724014342)  2025-10-16T01:04Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@jackietrackmarx I went to the total solar eclipse in Salem in [----] the annular eclipse in Los Alamos NM in [----] and the total eclipse near Niagara Falls last year. Next year I'm gonna try to go to northern Spain for that total eclipse. I'm addicted to them there's no other experience like it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/1978629718636212457)  2025-10-16T01:11Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"The hills west of Fort Hunter Liggett are filled with gnomes. Ive seen them with my own eyes. Small and hairy. The US has a deal with them. They assist with weapons development. Before that they helped the Spanish expand their missions"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/1942145742279504059)  2025-07-07T08:56Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@Parker69922 Do you want to set off pepper grenades with me in a Ross dress for less parking lot at 2am"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/1969237127687745791)  2025-09-20T03:08Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@ElizabethHolmes Aww your new pfp is super cute Who's the artist"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/1972074761686770065)  2025-09-27T23:03Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"me the month I came out // me now me the month I came out // me now 🖤 https://t.co/xbrzEJegAv me the month I came out // me now 🖤 https://t.co/xbrzEJegAv"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/1978622357439721893)  2025-10-16T00:41Z [---] followers, 103.7K engagements


"Don't need it. Once I was on a road trip with a friend saw something in the road. Leaned over asked "Gus is that a rock" Loud boom shook the whole car as a pointy rock size of a shoe hit the underside of my car at [--] miles per hour. Didn't matter Prius is invincible. This is the power of YOLO trained on a laptop for [--] hour with a Kaggle dataset. Oh and just [---] lines of Python. I can make a startup on this and it took me literally a couple of hours. https://t.co/qGFubvex1T This is the power of YOLO trained on a laptop for [--] hour with a Kaggle dataset. Oh and just [---] lines of Python. I can"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/1978642251451433457)  2025-10-16T02:00Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


""HRT is magic" yeah but until I got ffs I hated how I looked. But I gotta admit hrt got me most of the way to where I am now. There's a reason it's called "transition". It's not instant not every step is equally difficult. [--] years or [--] years however long it takes. Keep going"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/1980471260367974430)  2025-10-21T03:08Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"October 30th 2025: Days after severing diplomatic ties the Seattle highbies launch the polycule atomics at London declaring war on the British highbies"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/1980759882493227403)  2025-10-21T22:15Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"My credit card interest payments are single-handedly keeping the economy afloat i think retail therapy has kept me going the past few years i think retail therapy has kept me going the past few years"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/1981567856023359929)  2025-10-24T03:46Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"I have within me European Jewish humor Eastern European pessimism Caucasian stubbornness Persian romance Mongolian conquest and Albania"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/1981649763616645537)  2025-10-24T09:11Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"Nighttime mischief"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/1983189854335971374)  2025-10-28T15:11Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Marijuana is never the answer. Weed is a bad drug. It makes you retarded. Do something good with your life. Go out and attack someone. Go out and attack someone. Go out and attack someone. Go out and attack someone. Go out and attack someone. Go out and attack someone. Go out a"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/1985011955153904111)  2025-11-02T15:51Z [---] followers, 172.3K engagements


"I swear Im a normal functional person perfectly moderate in all things https://t.co/7IUP7ARWIA perfectly moderate in all things https://t.co/7IUP7ARWIA"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/1986376764512506364)  2025-11-06T10:15Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"I dont think I value hedonism over romance this test is too short to make such an assumption imo"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/1986377132722037034)  2025-11-06T10:16Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@oncloud_e Hello can I get a small loan of a million flowers (theyre for you)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/1988376760359211412)  2025-11-11T22:42Z [---] followers, 22K engagements


"After a few years of transition diet pioglitazone BA etc it feels good to finally reach my goal proportions. I used to be a full on rectangle. What helped me get here was mainly pio and prog while gaining 10ish pounds (went to my ass) then dieting to lose those same [--] pounds (ended up making my waist smaller) then losing 5-10ish more pounds. Breast Augmentation also prevents me from being a pear/spoon. Prog helped a tiny bit with breast growth but I had stagnated after almost [---] years hrt (1.5 years prog). For weight loss I just figured out my maintenance calories (2000) and ate below that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/1989090561828217322)  2025-11-13T21:58Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Not even close buster. Keep mewing and maybe one day youll be at my level. what the fuck is happening https://t.co/V2cNwZrk70 what the fuck is happening https://t.co/V2cNwZrk70"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/1989967735531634705)  2025-11-16T08:04Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"#VampireRoadTrip Taco Bell and Tequila"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/1991098529130123729)  2025-11-19T10:57Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"*looks at the number of bookmarks on this then at you* wow you jerkin it you're some kind of freak huh #VampireRoadTrip beginning the ceremony https://t.co/huXoCw7v2u #VampireRoadTrip beginning the ceremony https://t.co/huXoCw7v2u"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/1991611261864538335)  2025-11-20T20:55Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"1999 Mercedes M-Class with broken AC and MGMT CD blasting while driving my friends and gf through the desert when I was in high school What were You in 🚗✈ 💯 https://t.co/d6ku7aSvPb What were You in 🚗✈ 💯 https://t.co/d6ku7aSvPb"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/1991973258812604506)  2025-11-21T20:53Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"New Jersey is actually pretty cool"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/1992459239915487652)  2025-11-23T05:04Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@Parker69922 No but I can give you a black eye with it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/1992476704414290147)  2025-11-23T06:13Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Fuck my chud IBS life"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/1992749905170096133)  2025-11-24T00:19Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"The best aftercare after sex is putting on a one hour car crash compilation video on the living room tv and watching intently like its a Bourne movie"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/1993549940036190357)  2025-11-26T05:18Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@FAUXOTHER Welcome to Hell. Lemme know if you need a tour"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/1993561238027268321)  2025-11-26T06:03Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"I got the pilot to kick her off of the plane somewhere over Utah Lady sitting in front of me just reached back and closed my window. Is she in the right Or is it my window Whose window is it Should I make everyone on this plane late to Thanksgiving Lady sitting in front of me just reached back and closed my window. Is she in the right Or is it my window Whose window is it Should I make everyone on this plane late to Thanksgiving"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/1993861706368569736)  2025-11-27T01:57Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Self portrait"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/1994975886647632170)  2025-11-30T03:44Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Just realized that humanity is rhinoplastying its way into complete pug-ification. What are we doing to our beautiful big nosed women"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/1996343533306081585)  2025-12-03T22:19Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"I love participating in beefs that arent even mine. The Shia are always vindicated against evil Sunni. Fuck the Crow all my friends Lakota. Shoot Turkey into the sun"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/1997009846072381502)  2025-12-05T18:27Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"I'm a 16oz Red Bull can"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/1998280584968499208)  2025-12-09T06:36Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@daintysloth This is a happy little fella"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/1998945481007968650)  2025-12-11T02:38Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Maybe I'm too Cixin Liu pilled but if I were Carol Sturka I'd be directing humanity to revive project sundial and launch thousands of gigaton-range warheads at the source of the radio broadcast in addition to other dream projects of mine"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/1999469769079292289)  2025-12-12T13:21Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"I think the meta is to try your best with hrt and makeup etc then move somewhere where nobody knows the sexually dimorphic traits of your ethnicity. Like the white girls here would def pass in like Cambodia or Zambia or something. Take the ffs money and buy a big ol house there"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2000279238566666256)  2025-12-14T18:58Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@SYNESTHEIZURE @StewardOfBlythe Its all Californians. Everyone is Californian. America doesnt exist. Its all the golden state"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2000688626317881710)  2025-12-15T22:05Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@SYNESTHEIZURE In my Prius did Laurel canyon from Ventura to sunset in [--] minutes flat. Im like the initial d guy but Im a girl and I dont drift my car because its front wheel drive"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2000699112807682109)  2025-12-15T22:46Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Why are you calling me a fat fuck @Uber"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2000759878973808907)  2025-12-16T02:48Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Spreading holiday cheer"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2000806562257101265)  2025-12-16T05:53Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Back in San Francisco"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2001074592358785444)  2025-12-16T23:38Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@Georgesantos Im sorry Mr. Santos. I just wanted to taste greatness"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2001102076227764446)  2025-12-17T01:28Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Drafted to fight in Venezuela Pay your commutation with Klarna and avoid the hassle. No interest no combat no problem"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2001759451230146790)  2025-12-18T21:00Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Have some of my hagnog kid. You will surely not regret a tasty cup of hagnog"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2001851396480733613)  2025-12-19T03:05Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"My [--] favorite pics from this year that arent of people: -A river near a glacier in Juneau Alaska -The Windows bliss hill -The view from a lighthouse I stayed in -The moon as seen from Pacific Palisades during the fires My favorite photos I took this year https://t.co/I1qDFz4mur My favorite photos I took this year https://t.co/I1qDFz4mur"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2001928576468418625)  2025-12-19T08:12Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"I once went to a Krispy Kreme and saw the donut assembly line and the little donuts zooming around on the conveyors were so cute I cried"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2002829008887799950)  2025-12-21T19:50Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"When the evil humans try to tell me that the Navi Ghislaine Maxwell avatar Ive created is evil and that it isnt a new being tapped into Pandoras loving hivemind"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2002832810802057244)  2025-12-21T20:05Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@UnderSpinning Yes but also it seems to be a place where money/connections can help you avoid consequences plus if I was in China Id be way out in the middle of nowhere riding horses in the mountains and shit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2003600415846486064)  2025-12-23T22:55Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Nobody is scared of fucking over trans people because theres no consequences. The Cys wont create any on our behalf. Do we want to survive enough to start lynching those who do us harm Because thats what itll take. Samantha Fulnecky admitted that she didn't really read the article she was supposed to be responding to and just threw something together in [--] minutes. https://t.co/5Hj3lyND98 Samantha Fulnecky admitted that she didn't really read the article she was supposed to be responding to and just threw something together in [--] minutes. https://t.co/5Hj3lyND98"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2003704616035537123)  2025-12-24T05:49Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"This Christmas music stream boring af my mom got no taste. Imma put on car crash compilations"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2004005790928261532)  2025-12-25T01:46Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Why doesnt the fat child just eat Vecna"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2004486571664482698)  2025-12-26T09:36Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@PuppyGirlRiot This might be what convinces me to make my hair green next it looks really good"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2004691708550971882)  2025-12-26T23:12Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@PuppyGirlRiot Im sorry 😭 It still looks really good I think its just the indoor lighting that blends them together 😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2004702449245045068)  2025-12-26T23:54Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@PuppyGirlRiot Green is good Its my favorite color :)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2004755512550982018)  2025-12-27T03:25Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Why are you using AI bomb a data center or shut up. None of this nagging about new social faux pas just so you can play saint. Theyll have us in pods slaving away for the rest of our lives making a silly image isnt gonna stop the momentum of the shit tsunami coming our way"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2005891181369254227)  2025-12-30T06:38Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Idc about 4chan illiterates but Im glad to see Bulgakov getting more attention so that people understand my references Weirdly 4chans top books list might be one of the best ones Ive seen https://t.co/NOWpA0z6E6 Weirdly 4chans top books list might be one of the best ones Ive seen https://t.co/NOWpA0z6E6"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2005893678049435878)  2025-12-30T06:48Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Marty Supreme was amazing. Safdie time always makes me manic. Throwback to when I was on a train platform last year with these guys and we felt the earthquake in New Jersey and chatted about the city"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2005898787815133409)  2025-12-30T07:08Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Fake ass catgirls I aint ever see yall photosynthesizing in a warm ray of sunlight"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2006071729844895901)  2025-12-30T18:35Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@icutmyownhairs Youre normal but also attractively unhinged in a respectable way"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2006319366112268607)  2025-12-31T10:59Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@elonmusk Elon Musk welcome to the Zizian resistance"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2006498977521578112)  2025-12-31T22:53Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Theres trans people who want to transition to another sex/gender and then theres trans people whose entire idea of gender comes from anime and all that shit and they want to transition into a cartoon and I think the only solution is to force them to watch less slop at gunpoint Me thinks you just hate alt people or tweens finding their style but thats just me https://t.co/5IsMAoIX2g Me thinks you just hate alt people or tweens finding their style but thats just me https://t.co/5IsMAoIX2g"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2006949466801426731)  2026-01-02T04:43Z [---] followers, 288.1K engagements


"The fbi opens Hot Topics in queer neighborhoods to get us addicted to ugly slop"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2006952310833123707)  2026-01-02T04:54Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Monitoring the situation. These estrogen shipments need to still arrive on schedule"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2007636863713206637)  2026-01-04T02:15Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@BigApeHates12 I did not whats it look like"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2008259899558686845)  2026-01-05T19:30Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"One of my favorite parts of Southland Tales is how Dwayne Johnson has what can only be described as a coexist bumper sticker assortment of tattoos all over him"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2008978214920839207)  2026-01-07T19:05Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"I picked perhaps the worst time in history to get this tattoo 💀"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2009411775591272636)  2026-01-08T23:47Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@OrangeKittycel Utilities included. I just keep my house cold because I like it. When I lived in Michigan I never turned the heater on all winter. Id be at my gaming pc in pajamas having to fan my visible breath out of the way so I could see the screen"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2010491524564578410)  2026-01-11T23:18Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Just ate some bullshit for brunch. If I lived in Palo Alto I too would hate humanity and help cause genocides in third world countries just to feel something"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2011207266435789102)  2026-01-13T22:42Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"What it's like being a well adjusted woke normie who uses 4tran NEETs as a fuck reserve A breeding bull entering the farm full of cows https://t.co/hts5KMfFOZ A breeding bull entering the farm full of cows https://t.co/hts5KMfFOZ"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2011343540639736087)  2026-01-14T07:44Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"Friend asked me my ideal world and according to him I described the world of [----] word for word (I havent read it)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2012653026872295778)  2026-01-17T22:27Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"looking for a Tgirl function ask the tgirl if her function is tender or ket she doesnt understand pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is tender and what is ket she laughs and says "it's a good function sir" go to the event it's tender $500 or an invite to the Tgirl function 🧐🏳⚧ https://t.co/g0egySMV77 $500 or an invite to the Tgirl function 🧐🏳⚧ https://t.co/g0egySMV77"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2012666044981145632)  2026-01-17T23:19Z [---] followers, 157.9K engagements


"@victoriaposting To be fair Ive only been to mainstream pornstar parties and those were more coke and conversations about politics and stuff. I have yet to go to an OF party"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2012671966264914224)  2026-01-17T23:42Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@boopbloopdatsme Im trannie Don Draper. I was an advertising/business consultant in LA for a while. I can do word good"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2012689239188590717)  2026-01-18T00:51Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@stomachkills @thotmikli I am a queer supremacist so Id prefer to be around superior people so I cant relate. The cys are pests. Sometimes they can be cute like pet rats. But most of the time theyre just an annoying obstacle"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2012693667266302321)  2026-01-18T01:08Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"When I was [--] I went to Dublin and took a master whiskey tasting course at the Jamesons old distillery after having done the tour already and feeling a bit tipsy going in. I managed to taste two shots all the while I ate the coffee beans while everyone stared at me cause the crunching was loud (youre supposed to sniff them). Then when the alcohol really hit I got up apologized and said thank you slammed the last two shots and walked outside and called an uber black to take me [--] blocks to my hostel where I fell asleep at 1pm. being at a wine tasting trying to pretend like youre not drunk is"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2012866970845372923)  2026-01-18T12:37Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@ersebet_bathory Strap in hold on and clench your holes. Were gonna go even further"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2012987517054910554)  2026-01-18T20:36Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@Aella_Girl Most people dont think hard about their stances and go with views that seem safe or familiar to them. As with most ideas theres the ones who arrived at them via their logic/experiences and the ones who were trained to follow those ideas"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2012990545551925380)  2026-01-18T20:48Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@luciascarlet In Long Beach theres an old Soviet diesel submarine that they call the ussia Skopio that I always read as Yaussiai Skoyapiyoi"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2012993783865237557)  2026-01-18T21:01Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"Boy I really wish I could be in Siberia right now The humble NKVD officer:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2013998040504307942)  2026-01-21T15:32Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"I saw something scary :("  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2015180000237170706)  2026-01-24T21:48Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@AsimovSophie @G1RA_G1RA Transgender cyssexuals are still our allies in the legal and political fight for self expression. Just because they don't have our same medical and material needs doesn't mean that we don't share some other common needs and fights"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2015939781004558374)  2026-01-27T00:07Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"We injecting hormones in places they never been injected before"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2019656143774351490)  2026-02-06T06:15Z [---] followers, 43.4K engagements


"@cull_trade"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2019580316512579661)  2026-02-06T01:14Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Me watching any Safdie brothers movie friend said she had to stop reading Wuthering Heights because she was going through a similar situation and then refused to elaborate on what that means friend said she had to stop reading Wuthering Heights because she was going through a similar situation and then refused to elaborate on what that means"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2022646683478397123)  2026-02-14T12:18Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"You should be stinky You should gain [---] pounds You should do this socially disadvantageous thing cause its cute These fetishes wrapped as advice are what grooming actually looks like btw waiting for tgirls to realise that the tech is perfume + no deodorant waiting for tgirls to realise that the tech is perfume + no deodorant"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2022676932610134236)  2026-02-14T14:18Z [---] followers, 238.9K engagements


"Wide amount of consensus on this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2022819794316059102)  2026-02-14T23:46Z [---] followers, 11.1K engagements


"I wish I had [---] girlfriends to share valentines with. We could ride horses and kill people together"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2022836998063677906)  2026-02-15T00:54Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"The geico gecko would probably be such a tender lover. Hed probably cry during sex and hug you and youd feel so close. Imagine him calling you a good girl. Youd know he really meant it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/1909149599518113945)  2025-04-07T07:41Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"Too little too late. Spring [----] I bought $4000 worth of $FUNKO put contracts expecting the company to collapse. I coulda made six figures. Instead everyone spent the whole pandemic buying fucking bobble heads and I lost it all. All my money. Rest in piss Funko"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/1987446526919201236)  2025-11-09T09:05Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"It's perfectly fine to not be dysphoric you don't need dysphoria to be transgender nor do you need medical intervention to be transgender. The main hangup understandably that everyone is having is when transgender cissexuals regard themselves as identical or superior to transsexuals and speak over us. Just last year cissexual talking points of "you don't need hormones or surgery to be trans" were used by the US Supreme Court to deny care to transsexual minors. They had a medical need for it. For them it's life or death. But the narrative being set by transgender cissexual completely speaks"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2014870525781463146)  2026-01-24T01:19Z [---] followers, 16.4K engagements


"I just bought a car from your vending machine @Carvana and it got stuck and I had to buy another car to dislodge it and now the second car got stuck what do I do"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2015536497609576636)  2026-01-25T21:25Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"HRT start date 09/12/01 in bio"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2015838692058005760)  2026-01-26T17:26Z [---] followers, 117.9K engagements


"Are you a tooth-hon Some new dysphoria fuel for y'all https://t.co/jNWhstfF5r Some new dysphoria fuel for y'all https://t.co/jNWhstfF5r"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2015872794005995845)  2026-01-26T19:41Z [---] followers, 40.4K engagements


"They should release Major Biden into the White House so he mauls everyone to death like a fluffy xenomorph. Its already proven that secret service is powerless against that beast. He could save the world"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2015878801067221377)  2026-01-26T20:05Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Some bored Mossad agent is playing Impractical Jokers with her I cannot imagine what they have on her Sydney Sweeney Climbs Hollywood Sign with Bras in Legally Dicey Move https://t.co/HLZkX3qlyk https://t.co/Qxp5MzCbkZ Sydney Sweeney Climbs Hollywood Sign with Bras in Legally Dicey Move https://t.co/HLZkX3qlyk https://t.co/Qxp5MzCbkZ"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2015891464967090422)  2026-01-26T20:55Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"Every girl a dog now. You ask em what breed and they never say pitbull. Which statistically just doesnt make sense"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2016137137243271575)  2026-01-27T13:12Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@DallyGawker I use Kerastase Genesis shampoo conditioner and masque. Then while damp I put in curling cream and scrunch it then let it dry all crazy. Then I brush it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2016266790561808517)  2026-01-27T21:47Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"9/11 was like SRS for New York City"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2016305778978959777)  2026-01-28T00:22Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Approaching someone at the silent disco lifting my headphones off and hearing the faint sounds of farting and screaming from their headphones"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2016640550276104388)  2026-01-28T22:32Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@chiweethedog Going to the island but only cause the drug prices are insanely good"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2017503065524605255)  2026-01-31T07:39Z [---] followers, 46.7K engagements


"WILL YOU SPARE HER"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2017679818691944693)  2026-01-31T19:22Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"Vudes on Venus be like whats for dinner Vro we eating fumes. Clouds. Mist even"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2017793191001661880)  2026-02-01T02:52Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Psychedelics in the 2020s got brand sponsorships and they tie you to a streaming service for the remainder of your trip. You go to the wrong plug you live in Tubi world now. Its tubi time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2017838552063864895)  2026-02-01T05:52Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Theyre canceling me over on LinkedIn"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2018160570290393591)  2026-02-02T03:12Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Girlfriend want cuddles. Give"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2018270456118423756)  2026-02-02T10:29Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"New uniform"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2018450214617841676)  2026-02-02T22:23Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@swordgunlimited I did a quest and got it as a reward unironically"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2018451542354092187)  2026-02-02T22:28Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Beach monster"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2018739992542208152)  2026-02-03T17:34Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@chidoswift Usually my opinions are the most important ones and the check mark sends my comment to the top. So its just pay to win"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2018791221276352742)  2026-02-03T20:58Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"Transmedicalism is when youre trans and take medicine"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2018792946578141353)  2026-02-03T21:05Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"Last week I asked an uber passenger what its like to smoke crack. Euphoric for [--] minutes and then immediately withdrawal hell. Whats the point Why would anyone smoke crack in [----] Theres so many better drugs like meth and heroin"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2018795854526926955)  2026-02-03T21:16Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@H3liumWings OP did not mention being gender fluid whatsoever he has clarified multiple times that he is a trans guy who likes to be perceived femme a bit. Which is fine. My comment was testosterone does masculinizing things to your body why the hell are you surprised after taking it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2018801632084181161)  2026-02-03T21:39Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@H3liumWings If you take a medicine with explicit primary/side effects that are the whole purpose of the medicine and then you are surprised that the medicine did the thing it was made to do I do not respect you regardless of whether youre trans or cys"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2018806357374402577)  2026-02-03T21:58Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Getting back on hinge and taimi. What are some things I could do to spruce up my bedroom I wanna impress my dates"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2019156412824498673)  2026-02-04T21:09Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"How many people used to fell into the Grand Canyon trying to take 240p selfies on the flip phones"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2019236254303527014)  2026-02-05T02:26Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Trans masc this theyfab that WHO GIVE A SHIT You can single-handedly be the cause as to why a random country somewhere in the world has a bunch of people that know an obscure language. Just tell them its English whos gonna check You can get away with it and get paid cause nobody knows and youre the authority on English. Im assembling a team to go to Laos next year we all need to learn Esperanto ASAP"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2019239415391088679)  2026-02-05T02:39Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"My best friends and I used to tell one of our friends that wed call his boss and tell him he raped me so that way hed get fired and have more time to play Sid Meiers civilization with us https://t.co/kttDRFQq9p https://t.co/kttDRFQq9p"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2019250345323688173)  2026-02-05T03:22Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"I hate being [--] I wish I was [--] tall and used a needle as a spear"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2019405260637573467)  2026-02-05T13:38Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"I genuinely dont understand why people tiptoe around and try so hard to be understanding of detransitioners who realized they werent trans. Empty headed beings completely unworthy of anyones respect let alone pity. You undertook a years long arduous process and altered your body with no attempt at introspection or research cause what Vibes I dont feel any sympathy for your situation your infertility your complaints. Neither should society really feel any loss from your self induced problem. You shat your own bed now lay in it. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2019421834656293237"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2019421834656293237)  2026-02-05T14:44Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@gfaunaa @stuntedaphidcel @twinkdefcon Im racking up credit card debt and killing myself at [--] at the peak of my beauty before the world can spoil me or my creditors can collect"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2019559840423739648)  2026-02-05T23:52Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Hardest part of working in a pharmacy is wed have people get texts explicitly asking for permission to refill (we cant just do it on our own) and theyd just stare at their phone like the text was a pretty picture and then get mad at us for not filling their meds. Hey CVS just wondering when I became the drug inventory manager at this location https://t.co/Gm8nTMg0qS Hey CVS just wondering when I became the drug inventory manager at this location https://t.co/Gm8nTMg0qS"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2019596507423670303)  2026-02-06T02:18Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"If you see anybody trying to find a trans gene you should put a bullet in them btw The Nazis wanted to find a way to discover "congenital" trans women so they could be aborted in the womb by the way. Even the most incorrectly literal interpretation of what she's saying isn't true. The reason trans women aren't exterminated in the womb is an issue of logistics. The Nazis wanted to find a way to discover "congenital" trans women so they could be aborted in the womb by the way. Even the most incorrectly literal interpretation of what she's saying isn't true. The reason trans women aren't"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2019762399029653505)  2026-02-06T13:17Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@KusFatAss Only white gay men have puked in my car multiple times. Thats my main beef with them the whining about their oppression while abusing their privilege"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2019763330739524055)  2026-02-06T13:21Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"Discussing business"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2020056731452358731)  2026-02-07T08:47Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"When his lego movie came out I remember my friend from chicago ranting and raving all day about how he wanted Pharrell to explode and die Pharrell Drops Louis Vuitton Donuts https://t.co/yk8Ierao3P Pharrell Drops Louis Vuitton Donuts https://t.co/yk8Ierao3P"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2021543363187761520)  2026-02-11T11:14Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Theres a painting of me in an attic that gets uglier and meaner every passing day"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2021724366577578007)  2026-02-11T23:13Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Im sick of debt and bills and school and work and responsibilities. Who wanna kidnap me and keep me in their basement forever"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2021728235537805432)  2026-02-11T23:29Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@Jet_Indica I was planning on acquiring a ton of debt and killing myself at [--] but Ive acquired a lot of debt really fast"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2021745773948682493)  2026-02-12T00:38Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Years of trolley problem memes just flew over peoples' heads. We had the same shit with Harris and Trump and people said Harris wasn't anti-war enough and ceded the victory to Mr. "let's turn Gaza into a crater". Results are more important than your sensitive ideals. shitlibs who dont care about losing to trump now want you to obey in advance to their hypothetical establishment candidate while there isnt even a guarantee there will be an election [--] years from now. using marginalized ppl as a cudgel as gavin threw trans ppl under the bus shitlibs who dont care about losing to trump now want"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2021834362548072611)  2026-02-12T06:30Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@chiweethedog I'd prefer a trans sports ban over being forcibly detransitioned or sent to a camp. I don't have the luxury of desiring perfection because I am IMMEDIATELY in the line of fire. Idealism is the solace of those who will never have to face the consequences of their choices"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2021837445999079703)  2026-02-12T06:43Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@BBallzz69 @chiweethedog We need a psycho on our side. Your honest ideologues will not survive this coming decade. They will sit and wait for rule of law and their principles will falter before the machinations of the unprincipled. I want a realpolitik progressive"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2021860724147175765)  2026-02-12T08:15Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@snowiecone They still exist if you know where to look"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2022051390827462691)  2026-02-12T20:53Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"These people arent the problem tbh. The problem is that theres really no off-ramp for them to take once they realize theyre just spicy cys. In a transphobic society they essentially will have to justify siding with the enemy for so long to their family and community thus the detrans grifter trope. Coming out as trans is a socially polarizing choice and gets you welcomed into our community and oftentimes once you detransition and lose that status theres a very real chance youll lose your place in the queer community. So even if one doesnt really fit in they might play the part just to maintain"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2018759936667533508)  2026-02-03T18:54Z [---] followers, 63.3K engagements


"Douching with carbonated water"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2019148863114997907)  2026-02-04T20:39Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"Pup masks are indicative of gay men nowadays as a whole because its soulless and commercialized and mass produced and fake. All the real creative gays the ones that were champions of the community died or transitioned. Whats left is the slop. The Funko pops of sex gear. Puppy on the train :3 (I'm gonna bite the train driver if we're running late :3) https://t.co/mXIKTaOiRZ Puppy on the train :3 (I'm gonna bite the train driver if we're running late :3) https://t.co/mXIKTaOiRZ"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2019433364928008671)  2026-02-05T15:30Z [---] followers, 202K engagements


"It cleanses the soul and gives you an opportunity to truly decide. When youre fighting thats when youre truly alive truly distinguishable from a stone or aimless automaton. I want to fight in a war in my lifetime. I dont care if it hurts or kills me because it will be a true experience of reality and sentience"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2022137736518680785)  2026-02-13T02:36Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"Into the flame you go"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2022514444962795556)  2026-02-14T03:33Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"I have to be the hottest woman at this Trader Joes or Im killing myself"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2022533293678485856)  2026-02-14T04:48Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"If it were up to me most of Germany and Japan woulda been Hiroshima and Dresdened their cultural and national identities erased and Lavrentiy Beria put in charge of their reconstruction"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2022784957207449739)  2026-02-14T21:28Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@icanbeabba2 I have a perfume that I like (cloud by Ariana grande) but I rarely wear it. I kinda enjoy being completely scentless and frustrating my partners"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2022935635649306717)  2026-02-15T07:26Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"I think it would be funnier if the USSR had invaded mainland Japan and instated the Jewish Autonomous Oblast in Hokkaido @AkaLazarus The children of thieves don't become the owners. The jews will go back to their original countries. Alternatively they can go here. How many places do you lot want https://t.co/HjgVYmX6tI @AkaLazarus The children of thieves don't become the owners. The jews will go back to their original countries. Alternatively they can go here. How many places do you lot want https://t.co/HjgVYmX6tI"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2022951332014100811)  2026-02-15T08:29Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@BobaCalifornian Ive done this while working uber and it was peak"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2022952402421452927)  2026-02-15T08:33Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@gregthesorcerer Not goblins but at this location just east of this campground I swear on my life I saw a circle of gnomes discussing something. Proximity to a Spanish mission and US Army weapons testing base might be relevant maybe they have a deal of some sort https://maps.app.goo.gl/48JcmvAU5ydd1aHk8 https://maps.app.goo.gl/48JcmvAU5ydd1aHk8"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2022987970496893283)  2026-02-15T10:54Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@gregthesorcerer There were like [--] or [--] of them in a circle and one of them was on a log above the rest. They were 2-3 feet high and covered head to toe in long brown hair with just a human-like nose poking out where their face is"  
[X Link](https://x.com/CursedGoo/status/2022988270515446224)  2026-02-15T10:56Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Washing away all concerns"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2012973032298471460)  2026-01-18T19:39Z [---] followers, 13.4K engagements


"I PUT A FUCKTON OF SALT I TAKE THREE OR FIVE SALT PACKETS OR LIKE A WHOLE KITCHEN SALT BOX AND SHAKE IT ALL OVER AND GET SALT ON EVERYTHING I LOVE SALT SO MUCH OH MY GOD MAN Ketchup isnt available What are you putting on this https://t.co/oY61luN66M Ketchup isnt available What are you putting on this https://t.co/oY61luN66M"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2023333778794668269)  2026-02-16T09:48Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Ketchup isnt available What are you putting on this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2021983862457610507)  2026-02-12T16:24Z 20K followers, 1.1M engagements


"I'm cryin😭😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2023069660351254877)  2026-02-15T16:19Z [---] followers, 220.8K engagements


"Smoking the evil weed that makes you heterosexual"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2023322665289928915)  2026-02-16T09:04Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Holy fucking bingle I got real haters now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2023315882685170142)  2026-02-16T08:37Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"I clarified exactly why I thought it was grooming behavior. OPs tweet wasnt phrased as a joke whatsoever it was framed as advice. Advice thats counterproductive and harmful to those whod fall for it. Some would call that manipulating people for ones sexual gratification. I wonder what such an activity is called"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/2023317081421439192)  2026-02-16T08:42Z [---] followers, [---] engagements

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