#  @ChrisExpTheNews Analytic Valley Girl Chris Analytic Valley Girl Chris posts on X about money, in the, if you, insurance the most. They currently have [------] followers and [----] posts still getting attention that total [----------] engagements in the last [--] hours. ### Engagements: [----------] [#](/creator/twitter::4386749631/interactions)  - [--] Week [-------] -26% - [--] Month [----------] +2,747% - [--] Months [----------] +251% - [--] Year [----------] +102% ### Mentions: [--] [#](/creator/twitter::4386749631/posts_active)  - [--] Month [---] -7.10% - [--] Months [---] +56% - [--] Year [-----] +71% ### Followers: [------] [#](/creator/twitter::4386749631/followers)  - [--] Week [-----] +0.46% - [--] Month [-----] +4.20% - [--] Months [-----] +20% - [--] Year [-----] +51% ### CreatorRank: [-------] [#](/creator/twitter::4386749631/influencer_rank)  ### Social Influence **Social category influence** [finance](/list/finance) [countries](/list/countries) [technology brands](/list/technology-brands) [stocks](/list/stocks) [social networks](/list/social-networks) [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations) [celebrities](/list/celebrities) [musicians](/list/musicians) [gaming](/list/gaming) [automotive brands](/list/automotive-brands) **Social topic influence** [money](/topic/money), [in the](/topic/in-the), [if you](/topic/if-you), [insurance](/topic/insurance), [twitter](/topic/twitter), [instead of](/topic/instead-of), [inflation](/topic/inflation), [the first](/topic/the-first), [star wars](/topic/star-wars), [movies](/topic/movies) **Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by** [@nymdok](/creator/undefined) [@tracewoodgrains](/creator/undefined) [@garrettpetersen](/creator/undefined) [@mauddweeb](/creator/undefined) [@ericrichards22](/creator/undefined) [@edrealist](/creator/undefined) [@jeremykauffman](/creator/undefined) [@nocertainlynot](/creator/undefined) [@atlanticesque](/creator/undefined) [@thethirtysixco](/creator/undefined) [@nlrgit](/creator/undefined) [@dedruckus](/creator/undefined) [@sgodofsk](/creator/undefined) [@mightydudbolt](/creator/undefined) [@hkozachkov](/creator/undefined) [@ouranometrian2](/creator/undefined) [@darkelfcraftman](/creator/undefined) [@thelastneocon](/creator/undefined) [@usinglyft](/creator/undefined) [@shlevy](/creator/undefined) **Top assets mentioned** [Alphabet Inc Class A (GOOGL)](/topic/$googl) [Microsoft Corp. (MSFT)](/topic/microsoft) [Dogecoin (DOGE)](/topic/doge) [Uber Technologies, Inc. (UBER)](/topic/uber) ### Top Social Posts Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours "Coldplay slaps What is your most midwit opinion What is your most midwit opinion" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1484930230913581062) 2022-01-22T16:45Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@BigTenNetwork @GoDucks @UWAthletics @bigten I also hate geography" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1687912193092726784) 2023-08-05T19:43Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@iamwhoisme That's how Taft ended up in that bathtub" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1695061353348669577) 2023-08-25T13:11Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "I was using ethylene chlorohydrin while cleaning my bathroom and then I thought hm maybe I should add aqueous K2S to this too and then treat the resultant with PCl3 and long story short that is mustard gas Ftfy I was using vinegar while cleaning my bathroom and then I thought hm maybe I should bleach this too and long story short that is mustard gas I was using vinegar while cleaning my bathroom and then I thought hm maybe I should bleach this too and long story short that is mustard gas" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1741899726444793906) 2024-01-01T19:10Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Explain how osmosis works without begging the question" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1751996063936827576) 2024-01-29T15:49Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Damn is that more than zero house People aren't turning down small houses because they want a bigger one as much as there are just not many affordable small houses to choose from in neighborhoods people want to live in. "Boomers had it so much easier they could buy a house on [--] income" They also got about half the house. https://t.co/4whn25ywvO "Boomers had it so much easier they could buy a house on [--] income" They also got about half the house. https://t.co/4whn25ywvO" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1786453119460634964) 2024-05-03T17:49Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "I GOT FUCKING LEAD POISONING All right maybe I should go back to biology and just get MRSA" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1820611396603703460) 2024-08-06T00:02Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@GarrettPetersen St. Arbucks" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1824285758829514991) 2024-08-16T03:23Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@pli_cachete Well clearly natural selection has conferred a reproductive advantage on the bugs that avoid being hit by cars" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1876259248562483286) 2025-01-06T13:27Z [----] followers, 127.9K engagements "Plotting the birth rate in Miles per hour" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1885324488365019182) 2025-01-31T13:49Z [----] followers, 357.8K engagements "The hot shower is one of the most underrated inventions of modernity. Just a phenomenal achievement" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1886574069589639537) 2025-02-04T00:34Z [----] followers, 64.3K engagements "I need everyone to get into their extremely thick heads that the free market "solution" to this is not actually going to "fix" this it's simply to yell at you "lol it's not worth the money to even try to educate these kids" and then we wouldn't The latest 'Nation's Report Card' paints a stark picture: 1/3 of our eighth graders can barely make basic reading inferences despite a deluge of federal dollars - $190 billion for pandemic relief alone. Our students continue to fall behind with the most vulnerable paying the https://t.co/xcXpRGqgZP The latest 'Nation's Report Card' paints a stark" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1890112768407412928) 2025-02-13T18:56Z [----] followers, 10.2K engagements "@tracewoodgrains @Steve_Sailer Well they're interesting anyway. But we don't use studies to inform policy dispassionately we use them to justify what we've already decided to do pretty much regardless of actual outcome" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1890361745933275491) 2025-02-14T11:25Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Birth certificates are a bunch of Kafkaesque bullshit. The fuck do you need a piece of paper to prove that you were fucking born My brother in Christ if we are speaking you can know that a priori" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1891306673567875351) 2025-02-17T02:00Z [----] followers, 16.2K engagements "George Lucas cashed in his Star Wars money and clout to make the prequels super heavy CGI because he's an autist and the normies in charge of the studios used the investment in the tech to churn out slop which has so far made them a ton of money Capitalism made the tech better and cheaper which ironically is what's contributing to the problem. Studios use it as a default now because they can get away with it because of how practical it now is. But that wasn't the case [--] years ago when this movie was made Capitalism made the tech better and cheaper which ironically is what's contributing to" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1891548233828102275) 2025-02-17T18:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Does anyone know if the kraut guy has a Twitter I want to insult him on the internet If youre ever bothered by the coarseness of American political discourse remember that in Germany its a crime to call a politician a sonofabitch. I will choose American profanity over polite German social control every time. https://t.co/VymGqsmryt If youre ever bothered by the coarseness of American political discourse remember that in Germany its a crime to call a politician a sonofabitch. I will choose American profanity over polite German social control every time. https://t.co/VymGqsmryt" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1891681924512399723) 2025-02-18T02:51Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "One of the best days of my life was dancing with my goddaughter then seven at my best friend's wedding Kids will absolutely get people on the dance floor. Kids will absolutely get people on the dance floor" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1892032449124671858) 2025-02-19T02:04Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Trying a new med. If it gives me a heart attack it's been fun posting with you all 🫡" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1892290283506725062) 2025-02-19T19:08Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Well it spiked my HR to [---] but Kardia says no afib. Ugh" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1892312346413932809) 2025-02-19T20:36Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@qsdnl Not a bad guess but no French is chandelle. Like even the fucking French didn't slur it into candle WE HAVE NO EXCUSE" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1892407772857176334) 2025-02-20T02:55Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "Lol I pay more than that for a specialist to have this conversation with me:" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1892576480229564679) 2025-02-20T14:06Z [----] followers, 171.9K engagements "@eduleadership" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1892583614367281152) 2025-02-20T14:34Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@Thackej The thing about the initial ask is that it's pretty much never paid hence the 200k price. People are upset about what's basically a bullshit asking price" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1892605338857222271) 2025-02-20T16:00Z [----] followers, 113K engagements "@parakeetnebula" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1892634172449034699) 2025-02-20T17:55Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@lesmothian @ded_ruckus" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1892670395267838084) 2025-02-20T20:19Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "The problem with James Bond was that Casino Royale was relatively faithful to the book and also kicked ass as a movie and they didn't know what to do big picture-wise after that and never figured it out either" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1892675677377187895) 2025-02-20T20:40Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "school says we have to do fraud training Email telling us this is sent by a third party that asks us to click a link" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1892734258705236012) 2025-02-21T00:33Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "I always feel like Somebody's watching me" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1893096087247900714) 2025-02-22T00:30Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Cowboy Bebop's pilot is as perfect as it gets. What are some perfect pilots for yall Cowboy Bebop's pilot is as perfect as it gets. What are some perfect pilots for yall" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1893114517078327373) 2025-02-22T01:44Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@ReallyRadley Sir wake up It's time to take your sleeping pill" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1893115426332176628) 2025-02-22T01:47Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Eating Polar Bear Liver Polar bear liver contains every single mineral that we need to thrive Historically arctic explorers in survival situations sometimes ate small amounts of polar bear liver stretch rations. Drinking Ocean Water The ocean contains every single mineral that we need to thrive Minerals like magnesium potassium and trace elements such as iodine which are essential for bodily functions Historically sailors in survival situations sometimes sipped small amounts of https://t.co/Whke05Giu3 Drinking Ocean Water The ocean contains every single mineral that we need to thrive Minerals" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1894209802349220121) 2025-02-25T02:16Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "My Hermes got this hell-hole running so efficiently that all the feral hog removal is done by a single Arkansan Twitter user Contract cancellations include consulting contracts news subscriptions & even a $58000 contract for feral swine and hog trapping 🐖 at a remote public safety site. Eliminating this kind of wasteful spending will save American taxpayers millions. https://t.co/pMbo09I8dC Contract cancellations include consulting contracts news subscriptions & even a $58000 contract for feral swine and hog trapping 🐖 at a remote public safety site. Eliminating this kind of wasteful" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1922835458167369736) 2025-05-15T02:04Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Part of the issue with this is that $46k basically wasn't a real number. Like understandable that people find it insane sure but it's a bit of a different conversation" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1949259654082527302) 2025-07-27T00:04Z [----] followers, 514.4K engagements "@fillefoux If GLPT inhibitors had pharma numbers we'd find out that they were never studied past [--] months 30% of patients don't lose weight with them while some patients gain [---] lbs and two of them are comparably effective to somebody just texting you "lose weight fatty" once a week" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1953547987600265461) 2025-08-07T20:05Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "The nomenclature prefix but(yr)- for [--] carbon molecules in organic chemistry is from the Greek word for butter a compound word from bous and tyr literally cow cheese because butyric acid was first isolated from oxidized butter A Bill Gates backed company is now producing butter with no animals no plants and no oils its made from carbon. The company is working with restaurants bakeries and food suppliers to incorporate their carbon-made butter. Mainstream media reports it has the blessing and https://t.co/YUKzFC2pMQ A Bill Gates backed company is now producing butter with no animals no plants" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1954504806883574003) 2025-08-10T11:27Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "If by dull rhymes our English must be chain'd And like Andromeda the Sonnet sweet Fetter'd in spite of pained loveliness; Let us find out if we must be constrain'd Sandals more interwoven and complete To fit the naked foot of poesy;" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1954692119093973252) 2025-08-10T23:51Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Let us inspect the lyre and weigh the stress Of every chord and see what may be gain'd By ear industrious and attention meet: Misers of sound and syllable no less Than Midas of his coinage let us be Jealous of dead leaves in the bay wreath crown;" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1954692204624048632) 2025-08-10T23:51Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "AI fixes this. School choice fixes this. Teacher merit pay fixes this. Getting rid of unions* fixes this. Teaching phonics fixes this. State-level phone bans fixes this. Trauma-informed restorative justice PBIS RTI fixes this. More funding fixes this" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1959974447902794061) 2025-08-25T13:41Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@nwilliams030 Did Mississippi stop teaching phonics When Did they start again When What did that policy look like How was it implemented Did they do anything else When" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1971406213318574548) 2025-09-26T02:47Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "The Simpsons the "subversive" satirical show had an entire episode examining that in Lisa's Pony. Homer starts off as unacceptably bad in his relationship with Lisa but went into unsustainable workaholism to make amends and Lisa learned that was a real sacrifice adults do" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1972722427965923359) 2025-09-29T17:57Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "My grandmother was on the Manhattan project fresh out of school with a BS and worked with von Braun after that. I need a full masters with a research thesis to teach literally 9th grade science standards to nursing students at the community college. We've lost the plot" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1976367512913887697) 2025-10-09T19:21Z [----] followers, 305.5K engagements "@shinboson Burned into my memory indelibly" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1976804410874642703) 2025-10-11T00:17Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "I've been working on my proposal to fix the university system and I've come up with this timeline for your consideration" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1976817357202092539) 2025-10-11T01:09Z [----] followers, 23.1K engagements "I have known zero kids pick up any instrument or music theory from Swift. The Beatles weren't just popular musicians they have been generationally influential in spreading musicianship too Shes our Beatles. Irving Azoff on Taylor Swift https://t.co/UjtvP5NRhf Shes our Beatles. Irving Azoff on Taylor Swift https://t.co/UjtvP5NRhf" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1977163850995974246) 2025-10-12T00:06Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Dumb question are you locked in once you have correct letters Wouldn't it make sense to burn guess [--] on MBSHP for a sure bet on round [--] Ok https://t.co/OdevKzoYeN Ok https://t.co/OdevKzoYeN" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1977421171051335896) 2025-10-12T17:08Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "I have the perfect mug for this taco bell is selling plutonium now https://t.co/cUSd15vy3J taco bell is selling plutonium now https://t.co/cUSd15vy3J" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1977544996783071365) 2025-10-13T01:20Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "It costs $56 to legally download a PDF of this paper which you are allowed to access for [--] hours. A new peer-reviewed "research article" interviewed just [--] female skaters using "critical discourse analysis" on their social media posts to see how they "upheld or deconstructed articulations of popular feminism." They concluded that their posts problematically "upheld a https://t.co/oU9x2tz0DD A new peer-reviewed "research article" interviewed just [--] female skaters using "critical discourse analysis" on their social media posts to see how they "upheld or deconstructed articulations of popular" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1977558744881037562) 2025-10-13T02:15Z [----] followers, 19.2K engagements "I've never had a doctor be a dick about it. My cardiologist made the observation I was his only patient who ever pressed him for an underlying mechanistic explanation of things and that most don't care but he wasn't condescending about it Doctors are now openly mocking how patients are asking about the Root Cause of diseases instead of just taking the pills https://t.co/Jkcil6AMX3 Doctors are now openly mocking how patients are asking about the Root Cause of diseases instead of just taking the pills https://t.co/Jkcil6AMX3" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1977786110651539597) 2025-10-13T17:18Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "All vastly inferior to chili oil and chili crisp The Cholula-ization of US restaurants is indeed a problem. It's not hot and has a distinct flavor that doesn't go well on many foods. As industrial sauces go Tobasco is much better. The only thing worse than Cholula is Texas Pete. The Cholula-ization of US restaurants is indeed a problem. It's not hot and has a distinct flavor that doesn't go well on many foods. As industrial sauces go Tobasco is much better. The only thing worse than Cholula is Texas Pete" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1977816247179108496) 2025-10-13T19:18Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Lao gan ma is an essential Chipotle burrito ingredient fr @ChrisExpTheNews i feel like chili oil is god tier on dumplings. but too limited in usefulness. like i'm not pouring oil on my burrito @ChrisExpTheNews i feel like chili oil is god tier on dumplings. but too limited in usefulness. like i'm not pouring oil on my burrito" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1977817603759579427) 2025-10-13T19:23Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "When Trader Vic actually visited Fiji he thought the food sucked and the girls were ugly. Non zero chance Trump intervenes in Burma because he likes crab Rangoon Non zero chance Trump intervenes in Burma because he likes crab Rangoon" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1977837804366483519) 2025-10-13T20:44Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "A machine doing a mediocre job is generally going to be better than a talented human not doing it. It's an ROI calculation. I can't afford to keep the guy who keeps German in my pocket so I'm going to make do with Google Lens I am genuinely disturbed that so many responses to this are along the lines of 'AI will do that'. Sure why revive the notion that editing and translating the writings of past people is inherently valuable when we can just get a machine to do it badly What is wrong with people I am genuinely disturbed that so many responses to this are along the lines of 'AI will do" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1978070765330133486) 2025-10-14T12:09Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "I didn't know Trey Gowdy was an actor too One Battle After Another (2025) https://t.co/702S5gWDfw One Battle After Another (2025) https://t.co/702S5gWDfw" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1978118187695710350) 2025-10-14T15:18Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "I do like how any sustained conversation with a 3-year-old basically forces you to be able to explain your metaphysics from first principles Dreamt I got in an argument with a [--] year old and let me tell you I was owning that [--] year old with facts and logic Dreamt I got in an argument with a [--] year old and let me tell you I was owning that [--] year old with facts and logic" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1978121481465864561) 2025-10-14T15:31Z [----] followers, 102.8K engagements "I mean I guess you can have a huge argument about the verb tense in the talk section but this seems pretty reasonable given the prefatory paragraph Wikipedia says Yahwehthe LORDwas a tribal war god head of a polytheistic pantheon. Not some scholars believe was. Do you disagree Then you are persona non grata; even the Pope's views here don't matter. I called Wikipedia out on this and they doubled down. https://t.co/dGiY8XOplP Wikipedia says Yahwehthe LORDwas a tribal war god head of a polytheistic pantheon. Not some scholars believe was. Do you disagree Then you are persona non grata; even the" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1978204130142249006) 2025-10-14T20:59Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Waiting [--] minutes in the Modern Warfare lobby This is some vile stuff. And these aren't teenagers. Many are Republican staffers. At least one works for Trump. "Epithets like faggot retarded and n--ga appeared more than [---] times combined." This is some vile stuff. And these aren't teenagers. Many are Republican staffers. At least one works for Trump. "Epithets like faggot retarded and n--ga appeared more than [---] times combined."" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1978253199006978511) 2025-10-15T00:14Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "I'm watching a Woody Allen movie and it is the most pretentious thing I have ever listened too by an absolutely insane margin" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1978264633015197731) 2025-10-15T01:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Literally nobody has asked how to get to Denmark. The Danes already know where it is and nobody else cares. You are underrating Dubais influence People used to ask how do we get to Denmark Now countries want to know how to get to Dubai You are underrating Dubais influence People used to ask how do we get to Denmark Now countries want to know how to get to Dubai" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1978468127777128499) 2025-10-15T14:28Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Don't be pussies It might not be time to throw out all your protein powder. Link below. https://t.co/g9xhUm47oH It might not be time to throw out all your protein powder. Link below. https://t.co/g9xhUm47oH" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1978589924111638532) 2025-10-15T22:32Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Man I have run my coffee through WAY worse than plastic. Need to get rid of my coffee machine. Need to get something that doesnt have plastic. Insane to run hot coffee through a plastic machine. Need to get rid of my coffee machine. Need to get something that doesnt have plastic. Insane to run hot coffee through a plastic machine" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1978595107352777142) 2025-10-15T22:53Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Welcome back FDR How was Hell BREAKING: The Trump administration will set price floors across a range of industries to combat market manipulation by China Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent said. BREAKING: The Trump administration will set price floors across a range of industries to combat market manipulation by China Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent said" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1978595757667074465) 2025-10-15T22:56Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@iamwhoisme Without giving away too much opsec I had a family connection through work" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1978617059673059608) 2025-10-16T00:20Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "heyy im chau & im excited to be joining @instinct_inc as chief of staff still in high school and just relocated to sf looking for more friends in the tech / startup scene https://t.co/DSTjWbMDhz heyy im chau & im excited to be joining @instinct_inc as chief of staff still in high school and just relocated to sf looking for more friends in the tech / startup scene https://t.co/DSTjWbMDhz" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1978980441265705439) 2025-10-17T00:24Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "The chimichurri at Chipotle is one not anything remotely approaching chimichurri and two not good at all just in general. Also apparently the steak sucks now" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1978989047478366524) 2025-10-17T00:58Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Total Dan Brown victory BREAKING: Pope Leo XIV is set to effectively disband Opus Dei in the coming weeks. This would be the most sweeping internal reform of his pontificate and a dramatic continuation of Pope Franciss legacy. https://t.co/ADoRJqWOGf BREAKING: Pope Leo XIV is set to effectively disband Opus Dei in the coming weeks. This would be the most sweeping internal reform of his pontificate and a dramatic continuation of Pope Franciss legacy. https://t.co/ADoRJqWOGf" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1978991304181731693) 2025-10-17T01:07Z [----] followers, 15.9K engagements "To which Diogenes replied to Aristippus "if only you learned to live in Ohio you would not have to pay flattery to kings" Im [--] and I make $17/hr and I only eat rice and beans and greens and I grow the greens myself and I ride my bike to work and Ive worn the same clothes for 5-10 years and I have no insurance and never go on vacation and never go out to eat and have never taken a nap in my life Im [--] and I make $17/hr and I only eat rice and beans and greens and I grow the greens myself and I ride my bike to work and Ive worn the same clothes for 5-10 years and I have no insurance and never" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1978992174327837020) 2025-10-17T01:11Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Luhrmann is the only modern Shakespeare director who like Shakespeare himself understood that general audiences are largely illiterate and that treating them with the respect to give them the greatest English writing ever composed also requires you to hold them in contempt Its kino https://t.co/KEdmJQk3C2 Its kino https://t.co/KEdmJQk3C2" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1979261783115202679) 2025-10-17T19:02Z [----] followers, 36.2K engagements "As the teacher I can tell you to pull up the text and we can go through it. Yeah yeah death of the author subjectivity blah blah. This is act [--] scene [--]. What's the point What do we need to take away Which characters matter What vibe are we going for" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1979296391076745274) 2025-10-17T21:20Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Notice how all these guys took out the rape and decapitation and rape and murder jokes. Understandable. Unless you're some goody two shoes brown noser who wrote notes in five colors of pen in English class you have no fucking idea what "bite my thumb at you" means" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1979296835798962501) 2025-10-17T21:21Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "No modern audience has that context. It's gone. Also what the fuck is Verona Shakespeare was pulling from Comedia della arta and Italy was a go-to setting. Exotic but not too exotic. Once upon a time but not actually a fairytale land. But we're not Elizabethan Englishmen" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1979297510024974825) 2025-10-17T21:24Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Extras are for a gag and don't clutter the screen. Blue orange blue. I can do this all day kids" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1979342253996020044) 2025-10-18T00:22Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Next we get more tennis with eyeballs and guns cutting back and forth and here's where I need to tell you that he got this from the GOAT Sergio Leone. It's the Mexican standoff from the Good the Bad and the Ugly. Fucking awesome movie and you need to see it if you haven't" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1979342795056857194) 2025-10-18T00:24Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Okay so your homework is to watch "they fight" and show me your [--] favorite shots that contain the tripartite shot composition I won't shut the fuck up about" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1979351487903080568) 2025-10-18T00:59Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "OH also this is an homage to Once Upon a Time in the West. You need to watch the opening scene to that (the the rest of the movie) if you haven't already https://vimeo.com/144644506 https://vimeo.com/144644506" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1979355287556624404) 2025-10-18T01:14Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "The greatest vindication of Jung is that George Lucas actually read Campbell thought he was making a synergy of the monomyth and eastern religion when he wrote Star Wars and by the end of the final edit his subconscious just made a Bible story" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1979368674554437726) 2025-10-18T02:07Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Like I totally get it back in the day you could literally get your head chopped off if you didn't go with it. "Look man it's basically the same thing and I don't want to die over it". Not going to hold that against anybody. But like you don't have to worry about that anymore I'm an atheist so maybe I just don't get the mindset at all but I don't understand how anyone takes Anglicanism seriously I'm an atheist so maybe I just don't get the mindset at all but I don't understand how anyone takes Anglicanism seriously" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1979592588601458937) 2025-10-18T16:57Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "RT 🔒 "DeWalther" Much like the doctor himself I REFUSE to let this one die. Glock [--] slide and barrel Sten mags AR FCG AR mag release FMDA rails Releasing through BLC soon 🎃🧟 https://t.co/xyELp4XnVf Much like the doctor himself I REFUSE to let this one die. Glock [--] slide and barrel Sten mags AR FCG AR mag release FMDA rails Releasing through BLC soon 🎃🧟 https://t.co/xyELp4XnVf" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1979596949503570414) 2025-10-18T17:14Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@random_scrub Sure and that's not getting thrown out for the Taylor Swift classes. They are not in any real competition. I'm sure you can find some guy who has an anecdote of internal office politics but that has nothing to do with the general trend. Taylor Swift classes keep the lights on" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1979987377046130712) 2025-10-19T19:05Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "I would rather take the same labor and capital costs and spend them on something I like more than walnuts. All these walnuts have come from just the two 100+ year old trees near the house. Imagine the Abundance if every yard in America had a black walnut tree. If every county had a nut processing co-op for the nuts and a sawmill for the lumber. https://t.co/LoOFACL73K All these walnuts have come from just the two 100+ year old trees near the house. Imagine the Abundance if every yard in America had a black walnut tree. If every county had a nut processing co-op for the nuts and a sawmill for" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1980032241901228080) 2025-10-19T22:04Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "They should update Microsoft Teams so that it works and doesn't suck" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1980048244127506706) 2025-10-19T23:07Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Psh. Why would anybody want to let the guy known for making fun heist movies helm a space adventure movie Preposterous They should go back to having no fucking idea what to do Adam Driver reveals he was developing a new Star Wars movie THE HUNT FOR BEN SOLO with Steven Soderbergh Was set after The Rise of Skywalker Lucasfilm loved the idea but Disney said no They didnt see how Ben Solo was alive (Source: https://t.co/K9KdJKxzCs) https://t.co/HoL9yiN7PK Adam Driver reveals he was developing a new Star Wars movie THE HUNT FOR BEN SOLO with Steven Soderbergh Was set after The Rise of Skywalker" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1980439547415785572) 2025-10-21T01:02Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "I hope they let a British guy do the demo. I feel like that'd be a nice gesture" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1980609773448900894) 2025-10-21T12:19Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "13.6% of the periodic table of elements was discovered at UC Berkeley alone Nobody fucking cares about how many papers Berkeley researchers have published about "Queer Theory Among Mollusks" or how many conferences Stanford economists attend regarding "How to make Keynesian economics not a joke this time around". They care about meaningful research. Nobody fucking cares about how many papers Berkeley researchers have published about "Queer Theory Among Mollusks" or how many conferences Stanford economists attend regarding "How to make Keynesian economics not a joke this time around". They" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1980624380171325723) 2025-10-21T13:17Z [----] followers, 671.4K engagements "Yeah man Oklahoma State famously free of billionaire oil tycoon money https://t.co/azhCxCytTj https://t.co/azhCxCytTj" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1980632806045958528) 2025-10-21T13:50Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Crazy to see Kings Highway renamed to US-East-1. I guess the protests worked" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1980651063930941536) 2025-10-21T15:03Z [----] followers, [---] engagements ""Yeah so we decided to renovate the kitchen. Figured it needs and update. I think the space could definitely be better utilized." "OH MY GOD WHY ARE YOU DEMOLISHING YOUR HOUSE" What the fuck are these people on about If tearing down Confederate Statues is erasing history what do you call tearing down the White House If tearing down Confederate Statues is erasing history what do you call tearing down the White House" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1980678376777273388) 2025-10-21T16:51Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@cowboybecsbop Dude Super Mario Land [--] is severely underrated" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1980681153347510648) 2025-10-21T17:02Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Zero shade meant by this you teach the students you've got but my initial impression was "yeah that's probably a good way to get what middle schoolers engaged in writing" but apparently she is a college professor. the best way to encourage students to resist the temptation of ChatGPT is to help them feel like real writers & take pride in their voice. I tell my students to start writing morning pagesthree handwritten pages on anything they want to write about. I tell them to transcribe the best way to encourage students to resist the temptation of ChatGPT is to help them feel like real writers" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1980705766068670875) 2025-10-21T18:40Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "God dammit I'm getting a URI" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1980807347175076029) 2025-10-22T01:24Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "They were domesticated in the Arabian peninsula and Iran about the time the Pyramids at Giza were being built but they took forever to spread westward. They show up in Palestine around [----] BC. They were domesticated well over a millennium before we saddled them" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1980821953046016076) 2025-10-22T02:22Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "I can co sign the Apache Wars by Hutton" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1980989782047215721) 2025-10-22T13:29Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "A bounty on cobras you say Weve removed a lot of these from the Everglades but we need to remove a lot more. Stay tuned. https://t.co/8QVtezSI7h Weve removed a lot of these from the Everglades but we need to remove a lot more. Stay tuned. https://t.co/8QVtezSI7h" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1981013781590466673) 2025-10-22T15:04Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "I feel like a ton of this could be remedied by not buying a bunch of bulky miscellaneously shaped plastic shit that can't go into a dishwasher easily Ngl even if I was dying my house would not get this bad https://t.co/Bgvnu1OXpA Ngl even if I was dying my house would not get this bad https://t.co/Bgvnu1OXpA" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1981053503695921589) 2025-10-22T17:42Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "I will absolutely bet the price of an in home maid that the husband one time suggested they didn't need the froufrou sandwich-shaped containers for sandwiches they could just use Ziploc sandwich bags and throw them away when they're done and that was overruled" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1981056198242947174) 2025-10-22T17:52Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "She won reelection by half a million votes and she swept the primaries winning over 90% in every country in MN. She had 94% of the 323k D primary votes. Individuals voting does fuck all If subsidizing early retirees while you cant afford a house have student loans medical debt etc. angers you then the solution is to vote The median age in this country is [--] but the median voter age is early 50s Most congressional races are determined by their If subsidizing early retirees while you cant afford a house have student loans medical debt etc. angers you then the solution is to vote The median age" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1981157962879291809) 2025-10-23T00:37Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "The "replication crisis" meme is a fixation on a minor symptom. The problem with fields like academic psychology is that they will write something called a "consensus report on misinformation" and post a figure in it that looks like this with this note and do so seriously We wrote a consensus report on the science of health misinformation. It includes [--] key recommendations to fight the spread of misinformation (eg avoid repeating misinoramation debunking inoculation leveraging trusted sources etc) https://t.co/76Sjtfy739 https://t.co/tFbC3O70aE We wrote a consensus report on the science of" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1981500982703116533) 2025-10-23T23:20Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "A true Disney princess just learned that curtis sliwa nyc mayoral candidate has a youtube channel where he talks to his many cats and the pigeons https://t.co/pxH11jD8Jk just learned that curtis sliwa nyc mayoral candidate has a youtube channel where he talks to his many cats and the pigeons https://t.co/pxH11jD8Jk" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1981717244506718549) 2025-10-24T13:39Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "So when a superstition arises around say nuclear energy the people possessed by this meme will actively sabotage good policy while everyone else is completely indifferent. Meaning the ideological sect gets to block progress with no recourse" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1982087612925132947) 2025-10-25T14:11Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "The only way our deeply retarded system has of counteracting this is when the ideological group sets itself up in opposition to some faction of the electorate. The anti-fossil fuels group aligned itself as ideologically against the red tribe sufficiently enough for them/" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1982088204460413263) 2025-10-25T14:13Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Look man I love magnolia trees too but they have a [---] year lifespan and this is a fucking insane thing to care about. It's a fucking garden. How the fuck does anyone care about this Satellite images show that President Trump's project to build a $300 million grand ballroom appears to have removed two historic magnolia trees on the White House grounds as well as the Jacqueline Kennedy Garden. https://t.co/DyKNsOvhCX Satellite images show that President Trump's project to build a $300 million grand ballroom appears to have removed two historic magnolia trees on the White House grounds as well" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1982096964293382498) 2025-10-25T14:48Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Deeply disturbing that there are people who do this with politics instead of something far more important and appropriate like college football rivalries. @ChrisExpTheNews Its performative rage. Something to oppose to show youre in opposition @ChrisExpTheNews Its performative rage. Something to oppose to show youre in opposition" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1982099042684318011) 2025-10-25T14:56Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Trump has the opportunity to do the funniest thing Unimaginable headline on the front step today https://t.co/MHJKnybFir Unimaginable headline on the front step today https://t.co/MHJKnybFir" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1982099435372040444) 2025-10-25T14:58Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Just now realizing his knowledge of the New Testament is probably mostly from Jesus Christ Superstar" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1982100519268258012) 2025-10-25T15:02Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@Face_Almighty44 I mean yeah the deer fucked mine up but that was on me for not fencing it and I assume they can keep deer off the White House lawn of they wanted to" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1982153487753322824) 2025-10-25T18:33Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "Vichyssoise she-crab soup chicken noodle butternut squash cream of mushroom Sri Lankan lentil chicken/andouille gumbo French onion ITS OFFICIALLY SOUP SEASON. Tell me what soups you have in your rotation I need some new inspo. Our usuals are: minestrone Istrian jota Croatian beef soup and cod soup. https://t.co/I6SsHoki1x ITS OFFICIALLY SOUP SEASON. Tell me what soups you have in your rotation I need some new inspo. Our usuals are: minestrone Istrian jota Croatian beef soup and cod soup. https://t.co/I6SsHoki1x" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1982212382026821894) 2025-10-25T22:27Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "IDK what people are on about. The SEC still looks strong and has had a lot of good games this season" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1982235796137451967) 2025-10-26T00:00Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@Ed_Realist Learned the recipe from a Sri Lankan. Onions ginger garlic curry leaves bird's-eye chilies fried in coconut oil; toasted mustard seed fenugreek coriander cumin; turmeric coconut milk. I'll add other veggies because all my doctors keep yelling at me to do that" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1982253571455250443) 2025-10-26T01:10Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "The current Vice President a mere [--] years older than the median American wasn't even [--] years old when Reagan left office. IDK maybe this idiotic fucking litmus test hits hard if you're in year ten of cashing social security but nobody else gives a shit If Ronald Reagan was alive today ABSOLUTELY he'd be a big critic of Trump. Those of you who deny that are perhaps a bit ignorant of history. If Ronald Reagan was alive today ABSOLUTELY he'd be a big critic of Trump. Those of you who deny that are perhaps a bit ignorant of history" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1982277043065598136) 2025-10-26T02:44Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Just fucking let me win a small fries. That is a reasonable prize I actually want. I do not want a Jeep. What would I do with a Jeep I know I'm not going to win it anyways. Mcfonalds monopoly is bullshit Mcfonalds monopoly is bullshit" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1982515258490290297) 2025-10-26T18:30Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Beauty brought out the best in the Beast by treating him with dignity and giving him a raison d'tre to better himself and she loved him for wanting to be better for her. And in this house Beauty and the Beast is a charming children's fairytale. End of Story. Annoyed by anti-Beauty and the Beast-ism tbh. Yes the story is a female fantasy in so far as Beauty is rewarded with a husband who is a rich handsome prince. That's fine. Girls can have some wish fulfillment as a treat. Annoyed by anti-Beauty and the Beast-ism tbh. Yes the story is a female fantasy in so far as Beauty is rewarded with a" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1982594115985641873) 2025-10-26T23:44Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "We spent God knows how many years hearing the idiotic canard that Belle had Stockholm syndrome then the obnoxious "rewarded with a husband" feminist braying and now the BAP acolytes are doing Freudian analysis about how it's subverting the ubermensch or fucking whatever" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1982597520393171280) 2025-10-26T23:57Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "No the fruit flies generate spontaneously from the decaying fruit. Read Aristotle. Ever have fruit get a bit old and suddenly there are little flies everywhere That's because the fruit has fly eggs in it. This is unavoidable unless you irradiate the fruit (which has its own issues). Are you going to peel your blueberries now Ever have fruit get a bit old and suddenly there are little flies everywhere That's because the fruit has fly eggs in it. This is unavoidable unless you irradiate the fruit (which has its own issues). Are you going to peel your blueberries now" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1983248289727209632) 2025-10-28T19:03Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Pronouncing demosponges like name of the orator so the one kid who will go on to learn about Greek history will get the joke years from now and be like" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1983878356790866215) 2025-10-30T12:47Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@EricRichards22 I had no idea it got rebooted for the longest time and I just thought for some reason the original run game to cult following somehow. It was a very confusing time for me. The original has its charm because it clearly had a budget of about $30 an episode" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1984067530928087319) 2025-10-31T01:18Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Realized tonight has provided me the perfect opportunity to get rid of all those extra Taco Bell sauce packets I've accumulated" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1984333715787694556) 2025-10-31T18:56Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "IFBB pro bodybuilder Roman Fritz ate a diet consisting of ONLY apples in his early teen years essentially an all-carb diet with no protein or fat. He would eat 50-60 apples a day thats 5-6k+ calories of carbsyet he only got leaner. Roman credits the diet for allowing him https://t.co/q7SeFNBxg4 IFBB pro bodybuilder Roman Fritz ate a diet consisting of ONLY apples in his early teen years essentially an all-carb diet with no protein or fat. He would eat 50-60 apples a day thats 5-6k+ calories of carbsyet he only got leaner. Roman credits the diet for allowing him https://t.co/q7SeFNBxg4" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1984342185966293169) 2025-10-31T19:30Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Friendly neighborhood tomcat who hangs around the house is under the impression trick or treat is being put on for his benefit: hordes of people have emerged all at once to stop by the porch and lavish brief attention on him as if paying tribute to a royal" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1984403456052900157) 2025-10-31T23:33Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Muhammed Ali came off as remarkably articulate for a dude who got concussions for a living @xwanyex My favorite was watching boxing back in the day when a fighter would take 30-40 punches to the head and then immediately have to articulate the fight to the media guy afterwards. @xwanyex My favorite was watching boxing back in the day when a fighter would take 30-40 punches to the head and then immediately have to articulate the fight to the media guy afterwards" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1984629339074257375) 2025-11-01T14:31Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Everybody in advertising should burn in Hell. Deeply misanthropic practice that civilization should stop tolerating" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1984688123297628200) 2025-11-01T18:24Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@loganb Their actual 8th grade test scores have been basically flat for decades. Relative scores shifting post covid doesn't mean anything in terms of curriculum regulations" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1984728260031181154) 2025-11-01T21:04Z [----] followers, 10.7K engagements "You should get a month long ban if you use this picture then turn off comments" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1984950832459313448) 2025-11-02T11:48Z [----] followers, 12.4K engagements "They're opposing hands being tied because people like you are swept up in a meme that you have writ large done fucking zero actual research on. We shouldn't be passing laws based on fucking screenshots you see on fucking Twitter. More of this from other blue states please. I'm all for teachers' unions negotiating better pay for teachers and funding for classrooms. But if they oppose state reading standards that dozens of studies show improve student outcomes legislatures should tell them to pound sand. More of this from other blue states please. I'm all for teachers' unions negotiating better" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1984987512847147144) 2025-11-02T14:14Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Okay but this is basically how they do the history of science in every fucking science textbook and it's fucking awful. How every history and science textbook should start https://t.co/OD2vbcswRi How every history and science textbook should start https://t.co/OD2vbcswRi" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1985001580010086609) 2025-11-02T15:10Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Aristotle had difficulty classifying sponges as animals given that they had unique characteristics. He was a stupid idiot moron. Once we invented empiricism we could then objectively classify them as parametazoans which means they're animals but with unique characteristics @ChrisExpTheNews Fixating on Aristotele being wrong while everyone else turns out to be also wrong is ridiculous. @ChrisExpTheNews Fixating on Aristotele being wrong while everyone else turns out to be also wrong is ridiculous" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1985017657431924769) 2025-11-02T16:14Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Like a fifth of drivers would just have their cars bricked by the insurance companies if there was even a modicum of market economics allowed in the judicial system In ancapistan conceivably the market would figure out if corporal punishment actually works to decrease recidivism. Otherwise private prisons house arrest etc and probably way more bodies from self defense incidents through individuals and private security In ancapistan conceivably the market would figure out if corporal punishment actually works to decrease recidivism. Otherwise private prisons house arrest etc and probably way" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1985068109150187962) 2025-11-02T19:34Z [----] followers, 13.6K engagements "@_its_not_real_ "Looking at the simulation score you're good to drive but your premium will go up by 12% in the following 'peak drinking' hours where we monitor vehicle use. If you fill out this survey telling corporate how we did today we'll waive the NYE fee."" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1985089180993565052) 2025-11-02T20:58Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@bugfush @C_Harwick They had a fucking [--] point score improvement from fucking [----] to [----]. How in the fuck does a law passed in [----] effect that The fucking trend was going up and then it kept going up pretty much by the same amount until covid which fucked everybody's data" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1985095824221536417) 2025-11-02T21:25Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "Pyrrho of Elis solving the Euthyphro dilemma I guess I dont really know what its like to feel like its very easy to resolve the questions posed in either book one of the Republic or in the Euthyphro Prolly not gonna solve meta ethics on twitter guys I guess I dont really know what its like to feel like its very easy to resolve the questions posed in either book one of the Republic or in the Euthyphro Prolly not gonna solve meta ethics on twitter guys" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1985151009195176328) 2025-11-03T01:04Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@NickClairmont1 Dril solved meta-ethics years ago https://x.com/dril/status/473265809079693312t=IEMep2a6UtfentbZIBiPZA&s=19 the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron" https://x.com/dril/status/473265809079693312t=IEMep2a6UtfentbZIBiPZA&s=19 the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron"" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1985151211402567949) 2025-11-03T01:05Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "https://t.co/8kC2Ur8Xlh https://t.co/8kC2Ur8Xlh" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1985470898401378371) 2025-11-03T22:15Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@ChadAldeman @The74 What does poverty have to do with literacy" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1985773944947773703) 2025-11-04T18:19Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@EricRichards22 Dude these are my go-to. Sometimes I want a soda but I don't need a whole [--] fucking ounces of sugar in my body" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1985829042344321489) 2025-11-04T21:58Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Watching this Columbo show I've heard so much about and it's delightful Absolutely living up to the hype" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1985863767213949251) 2025-11-05T00:16Z [----] followers, 14.5K engagements "@ShadWonderguy Steven Spielberg" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1986012536559575472) 2025-11-05T10:07Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "A fake headline is circulating saying that I promised to blow my brains out on live tv if Mamdani wins. I will contribute $180 ( chai) to Mamdanis reelection campaign if anyone can show I actually said it. I did not. I will continue to oppose Mayor Mamdanis anti semitic and A fake headline is circulating saying that I promised to blow my brains out on live tv if Mamdani wins. I will contribute $180 ( chai) to Mamdanis reelection campaign if anyone can show I actually said it. I did not. I will continue to oppose Mayor Mamdanis anti semitic and" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1986204310166745426) 2025-11-05T22:49Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "To be annoying student loan repayment is not a big issue for most people. Having to pay for college in money and very very very importantly opportunity cost is probably the single largest structural problem we're continuing to foist on the young and working classes Housing costs as percent of income aren't historically high and student debt just isn't an issue for most graduates. Millennials are owning homes and building wealth about on track with previous generations. I am boomer-pilled on telling others of my generation they spiritually Housing costs as percent of income aren't historically" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1986405030874722643) 2025-11-06T12:07Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "The marginal value of dollars for "literally the youngest you are allowed to work full time in your lifetime" is insanely high and spending $60000 of them on "college" is a mind-blowingly anti-productive malinvestment" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1986406208098464058) 2025-11-06T12:12Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@carla_denyer Okay so you can't actually change the laws of thermodynamics with legislation. I can see how the terminology is confusing" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1986568957784936895) 2025-11-06T22:58Z [----] followers, 39.4K engagements "Am I fucking insane or did Jersey Mike's decide to cut way back on meat and use shittier bread" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1987325702207840461) 2025-11-09T01:05Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "legalize app-based sports betting Give everybody $2k" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1987618275581206590) 2025-11-09T20:28Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Literally any town in the San Juan mountain range that isn't Telluride (nothing against it it's just a rich people ski resort which is a different vibe). Astoria OR was nice What is the best small town to visit in America I'm thinking towns under a population of [-----] What is the best small town to visit in America I'm thinking towns under a population of 20000" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1987621493031727211) 2025-11-09T20:41Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Every day I learn new things about how my body acts as if I abused the shit out of illegal drugs my whole life. Andrew Callaghan of Channel [--] News took a heroic dose of mushrooms when he was a preteen and got permanent visual snow which he described as "living hell" Not risking it Andrew Callaghan of Channel [--] News took a heroic dose of mushrooms when he was a preteen and got permanent visual snow which he described as "living hell" Not risking it" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1987658848958660688) 2025-11-09T23:09Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "I'm ballpark .4 [--] [--] if you want to know what I see. Also I have the vitreous of an [--] year old so add a shitload of floaters and some other stuff ophthalmology just kind of tuned out when I mentioned it. https://visionsimulations.com/visual-snow.htmbackground=office1.png https://visionsimulations.com/visual-snow.htmbackground=office1.png" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1987659402745454810) 2025-11-09T23:11Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "It's not even that the Grimm's fairy tales are necessarily more morbid or violent (many are) but just how random that are. Less horrifying and more "oh uh okay. sure. Alrighty then." over and over again. we made it halfway through before she fell asleep i stopped to explain things like "pious" and "ashes" and "lentils" which slowed us down considerably https://t.co/Ij7xmIsf7y https://t.co/C7xF9vR7Qb we made it halfway through before she fell asleep i stopped to explain things like "pious" and "ashes" and "lentils" which slowed us down considerably https://t.co/Ij7xmIsf7y" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1987712627536191565) 2025-11-10T02:43Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "And it's just like wtf" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1987719163452993705) 2025-11-10T03:09Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Like for the first moment you think "oh damn she's a sociopath" and you feel bad for the frog who's just trying to get what he was fairly promised and is apparently going to be killed for it. Then it just does a [---] and you're like" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1987720357810254247) 2025-11-10T03:13Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@dissproportion You have to get them a companion mutt because they're very skittish and anxious" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1987720599381135513) 2025-11-10T03:14Z [----] followers, 557.8K engagements "@demiurgently You're high balling them. It won't do much but probably way cheaper than most of the shit we blow money on. "I'll give you $20 if you actually try on this test" might push some stragglers over the edge. You'd make your money back" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1987947553833234756) 2025-11-10T18:16Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "How tf did this get [--] million views I guess I need to make more flippant QTs about cats Deeply silly algorithm. Whatever cheetahs are cute and friendly and it's good that people know this They straight up aren't dangerous. They literally have zero confirmed human kills. They straight up aren't dangerous. They literally have zero confirmed human kills" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1988069738094948783) 2025-11-11T02:22Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "When you tabulate wasted man-hours and resource misallocation for doing these deeply stupid cargo cult ritual that only survived because Spanish became "practical" to learn in the last generation and convert it to wage-hours to purchase mosquito nets in this essay I will Wow. How many of our sons and daughters have been sacrificed to our public high schools' foreign language requirements Wow. How many of our sons and daughters have been sacrificed to our public high schools' foreign language requirements" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1988232835581325407) 2025-11-11T13:10Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Makeup value tax fixes this reading about the evolution of job status in the middle ages thomas of chobham who authored one of the first manuals of confession says that if a prostitute made herself hotter with makeup & perfume so she could charge more she should only keep the money the john would have reading about the evolution of job status in the middle ages thomas of chobham who authored one of the first manuals of confession says that if a prostitute made herself hotter with makeup & perfume so she could charge more she should only keep the money the john would have" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1988238911588491369) 2025-11-11T13:34Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Neighbor cat showed up this morning to tell me he's fucking pissed at me for making the weather turn" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1988240645094285593) 2025-11-11T13:41Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "No they aren't. That's the problem is people who can't do first grade math are being pushed into doing fucking college because it's supposed to be a job ticket. Colleges are supplying a demand. Neither business or customer has a reason to stop. The market says keep going. UCSDs Math [--] course teaches grade-school math (grades 18) to freshmen. From page [--] of the universitys own report: 25% of students got [--] + [--] = ___ + [--] wrong 61% of students a large majority couldnt round [------] to the nearest hundred 37% of students couldn't https://t.co/2WepqqnmWp UCSDs Math [--] course teaches grade-school" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1988325487836619171) 2025-11-11T19:18Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "The old gypsy woman told me to do it. I'm not actually joking. Whats the lore behind choosing your career path https://t.co/m08U4sL1BC Whats the lore behind choosing your career path https://t.co/m08U4sL1BC" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1988336872477925480) 2025-11-11T20:03Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Only way I get behind a 50-year mortgage is if we fix the amortization scam. Every single month should be 50/50 interest and principal. No more front loading. A seriously populist plan. 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽 Only way I get behind a 50-year mortgage is if we fix the amortization scam. Every single month should be 50/50 interest and principal. No more front loading. A seriously populist plan. 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1988350819583094944) 2025-11-11T20:59Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Ah yes renowned inner city school special ed teacher Terence Tao https://t.co/kzoN3gd56w https://t.co/kzoN3gd56w" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1988428239346483580) 2025-11-12T02:06Z [----] followers, 14.5K engagements "It's a long story but as I was leaving academic research I pieced her existence together from haphazardly deleted files. We talked and she told me the job market is fucked and my boss was going to come after me so she suggested I "go be a teacher" and figured "yeah fuck it"" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1988444276452176172) 2025-11-12T03:10Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@BootyScoops Hey man that sounds like a great exam question for that class. A ALEKS subscription cost $n per student the adjunct gets a flat fee of $m and overhead is about $Q. Students pay $x for tuition. How many students need to enroll for the class to be profitable" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1988635927955009925) 2025-11-12T15:52Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@wrycountenance Yeah totally fair. He's basically being put on the spot which is a bit of a dick move" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1988686083664859254) 2025-11-12T19:11Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "My last straw was buying an album of classical music with garbage mixing. Everyone involved in the actual music was dead before I was born. I don't feel bad stiffing pure rent seekers. Early on I was a naive believer in the cord cutting revolution. I got burned by Apple once buying a movie and having it disappear. At that point I no longer cared about piracy or personally archiving or any of that. Early on I was a naive believer in the cord cutting revolution. I got burned by Apple once buying a movie and having it disappear. At that point I no longer cared about piracy or personally" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1988736794071035938) 2025-11-12T22:32Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@parasociality @egreghost Moses is a Greek colony-founder trope embedded into a Hellenistic period Hebrew rebuttal narrative to Manetho's Egyptian history. https://www.amazon.com/Berossus-Genesis-Manetho-Exodus-Hellenistic/dp/0567025926 https://www.amazon.com/Berossus-Genesis-Manetho-Exodus-Hellenistic/dp/0567025926" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1988757610846097767) 2025-11-12T23:55Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@egreghost Toyota dealership called to ask if I wanted to trade in my vehicle and it's like dude I bought this specifically so I can drive it until it disintegrates. Literally that was the point. How do you guys not know your own product" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1988759870070264071) 2025-11-13T00:04Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@constans @atlanticesque @hekwoys That does not follow. The song works as a framework to build the narrative around. It's a writing technique. The song is a "throwback"; Moses and the Exodus isn't but the inclusion of the song very cleverly conveys the impression" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1988772098186043866) 2025-11-13T00:53Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "All armchair quarterbacks will be forced to be actual quarterbacks. There will not be free healthcare if I was emperor of the world I would absolutely sentence IQ disbelievers to [--] years of teaching remedial algebra in title [--] schools if I was emperor of the world I would absolutely sentence IQ disbelievers to [--] years of teaching remedial algebra in title [--] schools" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1988791108835631534) 2025-11-13T02:08Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "People fucking love jacking off about how "you can still buy these old houses" as if any one of these out of touch assholes had made the equivalent argument "in the 50s we bought houses in the ghetto that were built at the end of the Civil War and we were satisfied" Agreed. Gen Z needs to realize what people accepted as a normal first home in the 50s. In Newton Iowa it was about 1000-1500 sq ft small living room two small bedrooms small bathroom kitchen with a small dining table no basement no attic. Yes you could afford to buy it Agreed. Gen Z needs to realize what people accepted as a" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1989035118938452288) 2025-11-13T18:18Z [----] followers, 32.5K engagements "Here's the current leaderboard for Age of Empires [--] online [--] v [--] which is comparably influential If you're wondering who our schools take cues from to train students like this. Here's a list last year of the "200 university-based scholars in the United States who did the most last year to shape educational practice and policy". Top person on the list from math education: https://t.co/pujFZ4BBtR If you're wondering who our schools take cues from to train students like this. Here's a list last year of the "200 university-based scholars in the United States who did the most last year to shape" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1989057460338897169) 2025-11-13T19:47Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@TheDemocrats What message are you trying to send here guys" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1989166844918612134) 2025-11-14T03:01Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@sgodofsk My old school had me do the ACT prep to appease parents. There were kids who literally did worse than guessing on the practice and it's like "okay at some point somebody needs to have an adult conversation with parents about how test prep isn't magic"" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1989397663754915992) 2025-11-14T18:18Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@sgodofsk Like either way they know the material well enough to pass the test. Who cares how they went about it" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1989398717770993676) 2025-11-14T18:23Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Reinventing on the job training from a series of trillion dollar first principles I actually think too few people go to college. The problem with the current structure of higher education is that it's purely academic. Colleges should have trade schools within them; they shouldn't be separate. I actually think too few people go to college. The problem with the current structure of higher education is that it's purely academic. Colleges should have trade schools within them; they shouldn't be separate" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1989399272782168097) 2025-11-14T18:25Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Not really in my experience. Kids who need an extra couple minutes to get an A are maybe 1-5/100 at most and they'd have an A- without it. Going from a C to an A because you have an extra hour isn't usually a thing. My controversial opinion is that nobody should run out of time on a test. There's a huge difference between a student who gets 100% of questions right but only finishes 70% of a test and a student who answers all questions but gets 30% wrong. Give everyone extra time. My controversial opinion is that nobody should run out of time on a test. There's a huge difference between a" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1989451168993657198) 2025-11-14T21:51Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Notice how this is GPA which is fake and not test scores. Spec ed could be replaced with a rule that says you have to give everybody an A. We'd save billions Event study of how accommodations affect your GPA: they help A LOT. Students with accommodations can get extra time on tests and sometimes use computers when other students can't. 7/ https://t.co/ZyTuSJfeuH Event study of how accommodations affect your GPA: they help A LOT. Students with accommodations can get extra time on tests and sometimes use computers when other students can't. 7/ https://t.co/ZyTuSJfeuH" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1989452136560951613) 2025-11-14T21:55Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Accommodations mean it's illegal to give a bad grade and people will scream at you and waste your time if you don't capitulate to every demand no matter how ridiculous. Hence the number goes up" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1989452877388206492) 2025-11-14T21:58Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@postjawline The slope of the curve is making me wonder" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1989455390460035075) 2025-11-14T22:08Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "Pyrrho of Elis I solved objective morality I solved objective morality" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1989465382491754813) 2025-11-14T22:48Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "That's my bad; I keep looking up Coldplay lyrics with ChatGPT Ok but why does the AI sludge keep getting more yellow Ok but why does the AI sludge keep getting more yellow" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1989468158550577455) 2025-11-14T22:59Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "So how does Subst*ck work Is there a way I can post shit on it for people to read without them getting my government name/email" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1989470104376283543) 2025-11-14T23:06Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@beckness Is it a pain in the ass to do just a blog Or should I figure out how to update my defunct wordpress website" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1989472364493770978) 2025-11-14T23:15Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "Read all the way through This Australian hamburger recipe from [----] is dealing me psychic damage https://t.co/YwNO2AEUML This Australian hamburger recipe from [----] is dealing me psychic damage https://t.co/YwNO2AEUML" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1989724683516715377) 2025-11-15T15:58Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@IsolatedHavoc That's not an accommodation issue that's just the professor not knowing how to write an appropriate test" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1989729646351716648) 2025-11-15T16:18Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@IsolatedHavoc Accommodations are literally legal requirements granted to specific students (and therefore not provided to everyone) on the grounds that they have a disability that merits it" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1989735388932632963) 2025-11-15T16:40Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@IsolatedHavoc So like if I write a test that most students finish in [--] minutes with some kids finishing in [--] and others in [--] an extended time in accommodation means that certain students would be given an extra hour regardless" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1989735707049693527) 2025-11-15T16:42Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@IsolatedHavoc If I write a test that most of my class can't finish and I don't figure out a way to fix that admin would force me to drop it or something. That'd be considered me fucking up. That wouldn't be me giving an accommodation that's me correcting a mistake" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1989736111795581231) 2025-11-15T16:43Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "@IsolatedHavoc That in colleges professors are allowed being incompetent at test design with no consequences is rather distinct from the question of "should we let some students have all the time in the world"" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1989736281761320978) 2025-11-15T16:44Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "Kids with extended time in non honors classes almost always finish/give up well before the bell. The "ADD" kid five grade levels below doesn't actually want to spend an extra hour in a math test he can't do" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1989744342345683180) 2025-11-15T17:16Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "The "world" outside that doesn't matter if the rooms are all boring" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1989754549629030446) 2025-11-15T17:57Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Obi Wan goes to a city to ask for a transport. Literally the exact same plot. Which has better room-building Easy answer right The prequels aren't bad because "politics"" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1989755909040689345) 2025-11-15T18:02Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "@zippkode @The_Sublimatory Your definitions of both of these things are facile to the point of useless navel-gazing" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1989773312944411040) 2025-11-15T19:11Z [----] followers, [--] engagements ""Hey bro do you want to come hang out tonight and drink some glass bottle sodas with real sugar" is totally doable. People are busy but you can get your friends to do shit if you ask. This self-proclaimed supper club includes very little food but copious amounts of 7-Up Served in real glass with cigarettes on the side Very interesting how customs change The men are wearing suits to drink soda. Theres no plastic and a white table cloth; again to This self-proclaimed supper club includes very little food but copious amounts of 7-Up Served in real glass with cigarettes on the side Very" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1989792069796147439) 2025-11-15T20:26Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Diplodocus: Something about me is that my neck is kind of weirdly long Something about me is that my neck is kind of weirdly long" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1989859129549279359) 2025-11-16T00:52Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "Giving ontologists time at the LHC to conduct their experiments on being No it doesn't explain why the universe exists it doesn't even explain why matter exists and it's incredibly tiresome that nonsense like this continues to spread. https://t.co/54rDFgMYGA No it doesn't explain why the universe exists it doesn't even explain why matter exists and it's incredibly tiresome that nonsense like this continues to spread. https://t.co/54rDFgMYGA" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1990055228834729999) 2025-11-16T13:51Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "Be the America Italy thinks we are Italian illustration (1907) mocking the US Navy's 'Great White Fleet' that sailed the world between 1907-1909. https://t.co/SHoaowH7Nt Italian illustration (1907) mocking the US Navy's 'Great White Fleet' that sailed the world between 1907-1909. https://t.co/SHoaowH7Nt" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1990100166301376596) 2025-11-16T16:50Z [----] followers, 897.4K engagements "Ethiopian food would move up at least a tier overnight if they'd sub rice or naan for the injera. The first dude who figures out how to put it into slop bowl form will also probably make bank" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1990181636160557308) 2025-11-16T22:14Z [----] followers, [----] engagements "@Nymdok I mean how much do you want to sink into an Ethiopian Chipotle venture" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1990202612281725094) 2025-11-16T23:37Z [----] followers, [--] engagements "A doctor I worked with gave me a script for my hand tremors so I could label the PCR tubes better lol. Turns out that make me throw PVCs when I'm trying to sleep :( Influencers have described propranolol as a magic pill that eases nervous jitters in all kinds of settings. Prescriptions are on the rise especially for young women. 🔗: https://t.co/4pN7M4SSjC https://t.co/AVe3lzoFDd Influencers have described propranolol as a magic pill that eases nervous jitters in all kinds of settings. Prescriptions are on the rise especially for young women. 🔗: https://t.co/4pN7M4SSjC https://t.co/AVe3lzoFDd" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1990212076800032886) 2025-11-17T00:15Z [----] followers, [---] engagements ""Chris your work is so meticulous but your handwriting. We need to do something about those shivers."" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1990213063983964603) 2025-11-17T00:19Z [----] followers, [---] engagements "IDK if it's Commonwealth English but the whole lab called tremors "shivers"" [X Link](https://x.com/ChrisExpTheNews/status/1990213291768217689) 2025-11-17T00:19Z [----] followers, [---] engagements Limited data mode. Full metrics available with subscription: lunarcrush.com/pricing
@ChrisExpTheNews Analytic Valley Girl Chris
Analytic Valley Girl Chris posts on X about money, in the, if you, insurance the most. They currently have [------] followers and [----] posts still getting attention that total [----------] engagements in the last [--] hours.
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- [--] Year [----------] +102%
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- [--] Month [---] -7.10%
- [--] Months [---] +56%
- [--] Year [-----] +71%
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- [--] Week [-----] +0.46%
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Social Influence
Social category influence finance countries technology brands stocks social networks travel destinations celebrities musicians gaming automotive brands
Social topic influence money, in the, if you, insurance, twitter, instead of, inflation, the first, star wars, movies
Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @nymdok @tracewoodgrains @garrettpetersen @mauddweeb @ericrichards22 @edrealist @jeremykauffman @nocertainlynot @atlanticesque @thethirtysixco @nlrgit @dedruckus @sgodofsk @mightydudbolt @hkozachkov @ouranometrian2 @darkelfcraftman @thelastneocon @usinglyft @shlevy
Top assets mentioned Alphabet Inc Class A (GOOGL) Microsoft Corp. (MSFT) Dogecoin (DOGE) Uber Technologies, Inc. (UBER)
Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours
"Coldplay slaps What is your most midwit opinion What is your most midwit opinion"
X Link 2022-01-22T16:45Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@BigTenNetwork @GoDucks @UWAthletics @bigten I also hate geography"
X Link 2023-08-05T19:43Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@iamwhoisme That's how Taft ended up in that bathtub"
X Link 2023-08-25T13:11Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"I was using ethylene chlorohydrin while cleaning my bathroom and then I thought hm maybe I should add aqueous K2S to this too and then treat the resultant with PCl3 and long story short that is mustard gas Ftfy I was using vinegar while cleaning my bathroom and then I thought hm maybe I should bleach this too and long story short that is mustard gas I was using vinegar while cleaning my bathroom and then I thought hm maybe I should bleach this too and long story short that is mustard gas"
X Link 2024-01-01T19:10Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Explain how osmosis works without begging the question"
X Link 2024-01-29T15:49Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Damn is that more than zero house People aren't turning down small houses because they want a bigger one as much as there are just not many affordable small houses to choose from in neighborhoods people want to live in. "Boomers had it so much easier they could buy a house on [--] income" They also got about half the house. https://t.co/4whn25ywvO "Boomers had it so much easier they could buy a house on [--] income" They also got about half the house. https://t.co/4whn25ywvO"
X Link 2024-05-03T17:49Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"I GOT FUCKING LEAD POISONING All right maybe I should go back to biology and just get MRSA"
X Link 2024-08-06T00:02Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@GarrettPetersen St. Arbucks"
X Link 2024-08-16T03:23Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@pli_cachete Well clearly natural selection has conferred a reproductive advantage on the bugs that avoid being hit by cars"
X Link 2025-01-06T13:27Z [----] followers, 127.9K engagements
"Plotting the birth rate in Miles per hour"
X Link 2025-01-31T13:49Z [----] followers, 357.8K engagements
"The hot shower is one of the most underrated inventions of modernity. Just a phenomenal achievement"
X Link 2025-02-04T00:34Z [----] followers, 64.3K engagements
"I need everyone to get into their extremely thick heads that the free market "solution" to this is not actually going to "fix" this it's simply to yell at you "lol it's not worth the money to even try to educate these kids" and then we wouldn't The latest 'Nation's Report Card' paints a stark picture: 1/3 of our eighth graders can barely make basic reading inferences despite a deluge of federal dollars - $190 billion for pandemic relief alone. Our students continue to fall behind with the most vulnerable paying the https://t.co/xcXpRGqgZP The latest 'Nation's Report Card' paints a stark"
X Link 2025-02-13T18:56Z [----] followers, 10.2K engagements
"@tracewoodgrains @Steve_Sailer Well they're interesting anyway. But we don't use studies to inform policy dispassionately we use them to justify what we've already decided to do pretty much regardless of actual outcome"
X Link 2025-02-14T11:25Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Birth certificates are a bunch of Kafkaesque bullshit. The fuck do you need a piece of paper to prove that you were fucking born My brother in Christ if we are speaking you can know that a priori"
X Link 2025-02-17T02:00Z [----] followers, 16.2K engagements
"George Lucas cashed in his Star Wars money and clout to make the prequels super heavy CGI because he's an autist and the normies in charge of the studios used the investment in the tech to churn out slop which has so far made them a ton of money Capitalism made the tech better and cheaper which ironically is what's contributing to the problem. Studios use it as a default now because they can get away with it because of how practical it now is. But that wasn't the case [--] years ago when this movie was made Capitalism made the tech better and cheaper which ironically is what's contributing to"
X Link 2025-02-17T18:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Does anyone know if the kraut guy has a Twitter I want to insult him on the internet If youre ever bothered by the coarseness of American political discourse remember that in Germany its a crime to call a politician a sonofabitch. I will choose American profanity over polite German social control every time. https://t.co/VymGqsmryt If youre ever bothered by the coarseness of American political discourse remember that in Germany its a crime to call a politician a sonofabitch. I will choose American profanity over polite German social control every time. https://t.co/VymGqsmryt"
X Link 2025-02-18T02:51Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"One of the best days of my life was dancing with my goddaughter then seven at my best friend's wedding Kids will absolutely get people on the dance floor. Kids will absolutely get people on the dance floor"
X Link 2025-02-19T02:04Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Trying a new med. If it gives me a heart attack it's been fun posting with you all 🫡"
X Link 2025-02-19T19:08Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Well it spiked my HR to [---] but Kardia says no afib. Ugh"
X Link 2025-02-19T20:36Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@qsdnl Not a bad guess but no French is chandelle. Like even the fucking French didn't slur it into candle WE HAVE NO EXCUSE"
X Link 2025-02-20T02:55Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"Lol I pay more than that for a specialist to have this conversation with me:"
X Link 2025-02-20T14:06Z [----] followers, 171.9K engagements
"@eduleadership"
X Link 2025-02-20T14:34Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@Thackej The thing about the initial ask is that it's pretty much never paid hence the 200k price. People are upset about what's basically a bullshit asking price"
X Link 2025-02-20T16:00Z [----] followers, 113K engagements
"@parakeetnebula"
X Link 2025-02-20T17:55Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@lesmothian @ded_ruckus"
X Link 2025-02-20T20:19Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"The problem with James Bond was that Casino Royale was relatively faithful to the book and also kicked ass as a movie and they didn't know what to do big picture-wise after that and never figured it out either"
X Link 2025-02-20T20:40Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"school says we have to do fraud training Email telling us this is sent by a third party that asks us to click a link"
X Link 2025-02-21T00:33Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"I always feel like Somebody's watching me"
X Link 2025-02-22T00:30Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Cowboy Bebop's pilot is as perfect as it gets. What are some perfect pilots for yall Cowboy Bebop's pilot is as perfect as it gets. What are some perfect pilots for yall"
X Link 2025-02-22T01:44Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@ReallyRadley Sir wake up It's time to take your sleeping pill"
X Link 2025-02-22T01:47Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Eating Polar Bear Liver Polar bear liver contains every single mineral that we need to thrive Historically arctic explorers in survival situations sometimes ate small amounts of polar bear liver stretch rations. Drinking Ocean Water The ocean contains every single mineral that we need to thrive Minerals like magnesium potassium and trace elements such as iodine which are essential for bodily functions Historically sailors in survival situations sometimes sipped small amounts of https://t.co/Whke05Giu3 Drinking Ocean Water The ocean contains every single mineral that we need to thrive Minerals"
X Link 2025-02-25T02:16Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"My Hermes got this hell-hole running so efficiently that all the feral hog removal is done by a single Arkansan Twitter user Contract cancellations include consulting contracts news subscriptions & even a $58000 contract for feral swine and hog trapping 🐖 at a remote public safety site. Eliminating this kind of wasteful spending will save American taxpayers millions. https://t.co/pMbo09I8dC Contract cancellations include consulting contracts news subscriptions & even a $58000 contract for feral swine and hog trapping 🐖 at a remote public safety site. Eliminating this kind of wasteful"
X Link 2025-05-15T02:04Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Part of the issue with this is that $46k basically wasn't a real number. Like understandable that people find it insane sure but it's a bit of a different conversation"
X Link 2025-07-27T00:04Z [----] followers, 514.4K engagements
"@fillefoux If GLPT inhibitors had pharma numbers we'd find out that they were never studied past [--] months 30% of patients don't lose weight with them while some patients gain [---] lbs and two of them are comparably effective to somebody just texting you "lose weight fatty" once a week"
X Link 2025-08-07T20:05Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"The nomenclature prefix but(yr)- for [--] carbon molecules in organic chemistry is from the Greek word for butter a compound word from bous and tyr literally cow cheese because butyric acid was first isolated from oxidized butter A Bill Gates backed company is now producing butter with no animals no plants and no oils its made from carbon. The company is working with restaurants bakeries and food suppliers to incorporate their carbon-made butter. Mainstream media reports it has the blessing and https://t.co/YUKzFC2pMQ A Bill Gates backed company is now producing butter with no animals no plants"
X Link 2025-08-10T11:27Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"If by dull rhymes our English must be chain'd And like Andromeda the Sonnet sweet Fetter'd in spite of pained loveliness; Let us find out if we must be constrain'd Sandals more interwoven and complete To fit the naked foot of poesy;"
X Link 2025-08-10T23:51Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Let us inspect the lyre and weigh the stress Of every chord and see what may be gain'd By ear industrious and attention meet: Misers of sound and syllable no less Than Midas of his coinage let us be Jealous of dead leaves in the bay wreath crown;"
X Link 2025-08-10T23:51Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"AI fixes this. School choice fixes this. Teacher merit pay fixes this. Getting rid of unions* fixes this. Teaching phonics fixes this. State-level phone bans fixes this. Trauma-informed restorative justice PBIS RTI fixes this. More funding fixes this"
X Link 2025-08-25T13:41Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@nwilliams030 Did Mississippi stop teaching phonics When Did they start again When What did that policy look like How was it implemented Did they do anything else When"
X Link 2025-09-26T02:47Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"The Simpsons the "subversive" satirical show had an entire episode examining that in Lisa's Pony. Homer starts off as unacceptably bad in his relationship with Lisa but went into unsustainable workaholism to make amends and Lisa learned that was a real sacrifice adults do"
X Link 2025-09-29T17:57Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"My grandmother was on the Manhattan project fresh out of school with a BS and worked with von Braun after that. I need a full masters with a research thesis to teach literally 9th grade science standards to nursing students at the community college. We've lost the plot"
X Link 2025-10-09T19:21Z [----] followers, 305.5K engagements
"@shinboson Burned into my memory indelibly"
X Link 2025-10-11T00:17Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"I've been working on my proposal to fix the university system and I've come up with this timeline for your consideration"
X Link 2025-10-11T01:09Z [----] followers, 23.1K engagements
"I have known zero kids pick up any instrument or music theory from Swift. The Beatles weren't just popular musicians they have been generationally influential in spreading musicianship too Shes our Beatles. Irving Azoff on Taylor Swift https://t.co/UjtvP5NRhf Shes our Beatles. Irving Azoff on Taylor Swift https://t.co/UjtvP5NRhf"
X Link 2025-10-12T00:06Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Dumb question are you locked in once you have correct letters Wouldn't it make sense to burn guess [--] on MBSHP for a sure bet on round [--] Ok https://t.co/OdevKzoYeN Ok https://t.co/OdevKzoYeN"
X Link 2025-10-12T17:08Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"I have the perfect mug for this taco bell is selling plutonium now https://t.co/cUSd15vy3J taco bell is selling plutonium now https://t.co/cUSd15vy3J"
X Link 2025-10-13T01:20Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"It costs $56 to legally download a PDF of this paper which you are allowed to access for [--] hours. A new peer-reviewed "research article" interviewed just [--] female skaters using "critical discourse analysis" on their social media posts to see how they "upheld or deconstructed articulations of popular feminism." They concluded that their posts problematically "upheld a https://t.co/oU9x2tz0DD A new peer-reviewed "research article" interviewed just [--] female skaters using "critical discourse analysis" on their social media posts to see how they "upheld or deconstructed articulations of popular"
X Link 2025-10-13T02:15Z [----] followers, 19.2K engagements
"I've never had a doctor be a dick about it. My cardiologist made the observation I was his only patient who ever pressed him for an underlying mechanistic explanation of things and that most don't care but he wasn't condescending about it Doctors are now openly mocking how patients are asking about the Root Cause of diseases instead of just taking the pills https://t.co/Jkcil6AMX3 Doctors are now openly mocking how patients are asking about the Root Cause of diseases instead of just taking the pills https://t.co/Jkcil6AMX3"
X Link 2025-10-13T17:18Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"All vastly inferior to chili oil and chili crisp The Cholula-ization of US restaurants is indeed a problem. It's not hot and has a distinct flavor that doesn't go well on many foods. As industrial sauces go Tobasco is much better. The only thing worse than Cholula is Texas Pete. The Cholula-ization of US restaurants is indeed a problem. It's not hot and has a distinct flavor that doesn't go well on many foods. As industrial sauces go Tobasco is much better. The only thing worse than Cholula is Texas Pete"
X Link 2025-10-13T19:18Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Lao gan ma is an essential Chipotle burrito ingredient fr @ChrisExpTheNews i feel like chili oil is god tier on dumplings. but too limited in usefulness. like i'm not pouring oil on my burrito @ChrisExpTheNews i feel like chili oil is god tier on dumplings. but too limited in usefulness. like i'm not pouring oil on my burrito"
X Link 2025-10-13T19:23Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"When Trader Vic actually visited Fiji he thought the food sucked and the girls were ugly. Non zero chance Trump intervenes in Burma because he likes crab Rangoon Non zero chance Trump intervenes in Burma because he likes crab Rangoon"
X Link 2025-10-13T20:44Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"A machine doing a mediocre job is generally going to be better than a talented human not doing it. It's an ROI calculation. I can't afford to keep the guy who keeps German in my pocket so I'm going to make do with Google Lens I am genuinely disturbed that so many responses to this are along the lines of 'AI will do that'. Sure why revive the notion that editing and translating the writings of past people is inherently valuable when we can just get a machine to do it badly What is wrong with people I am genuinely disturbed that so many responses to this are along the lines of 'AI will do"
X Link 2025-10-14T12:09Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"I didn't know Trey Gowdy was an actor too One Battle After Another (2025) https://t.co/702S5gWDfw One Battle After Another (2025) https://t.co/702S5gWDfw"
X Link 2025-10-14T15:18Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"I do like how any sustained conversation with a 3-year-old basically forces you to be able to explain your metaphysics from first principles Dreamt I got in an argument with a [--] year old and let me tell you I was owning that [--] year old with facts and logic Dreamt I got in an argument with a [--] year old and let me tell you I was owning that [--] year old with facts and logic"
X Link 2025-10-14T15:31Z [----] followers, 102.8K engagements
"I mean I guess you can have a huge argument about the verb tense in the talk section but this seems pretty reasonable given the prefatory paragraph Wikipedia says Yahwehthe LORDwas a tribal war god head of a polytheistic pantheon. Not some scholars believe was. Do you disagree Then you are persona non grata; even the Pope's views here don't matter. I called Wikipedia out on this and they doubled down. https://t.co/dGiY8XOplP Wikipedia says Yahwehthe LORDwas a tribal war god head of a polytheistic pantheon. Not some scholars believe was. Do you disagree Then you are persona non grata; even the"
X Link 2025-10-14T20:59Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Waiting [--] minutes in the Modern Warfare lobby This is some vile stuff. And these aren't teenagers. Many are Republican staffers. At least one works for Trump. "Epithets like faggot retarded and n--ga appeared more than [---] times combined." This is some vile stuff. And these aren't teenagers. Many are Republican staffers. At least one works for Trump. "Epithets like faggot retarded and n--ga appeared more than [---] times combined.""
X Link 2025-10-15T00:14Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"I'm watching a Woody Allen movie and it is the most pretentious thing I have ever listened too by an absolutely insane margin"
X Link 2025-10-15T01:00Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Literally nobody has asked how to get to Denmark. The Danes already know where it is and nobody else cares. You are underrating Dubais influence People used to ask how do we get to Denmark Now countries want to know how to get to Dubai You are underrating Dubais influence People used to ask how do we get to Denmark Now countries want to know how to get to Dubai"
X Link 2025-10-15T14:28Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Don't be pussies It might not be time to throw out all your protein powder. Link below. https://t.co/g9xhUm47oH It might not be time to throw out all your protein powder. Link below. https://t.co/g9xhUm47oH"
X Link 2025-10-15T22:32Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Man I have run my coffee through WAY worse than plastic. Need to get rid of my coffee machine. Need to get something that doesnt have plastic. Insane to run hot coffee through a plastic machine. Need to get rid of my coffee machine. Need to get something that doesnt have plastic. Insane to run hot coffee through a plastic machine"
X Link 2025-10-15T22:53Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Welcome back FDR How was Hell BREAKING: The Trump administration will set price floors across a range of industries to combat market manipulation by China Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent said. BREAKING: The Trump administration will set price floors across a range of industries to combat market manipulation by China Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent said"
X Link 2025-10-15T22:56Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@iamwhoisme Without giving away too much opsec I had a family connection through work"
X Link 2025-10-16T00:20Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"heyy im chau & im excited to be joining @instinct_inc as chief of staff still in high school and just relocated to sf looking for more friends in the tech / startup scene https://t.co/DSTjWbMDhz heyy im chau & im excited to be joining @instinct_inc as chief of staff still in high school and just relocated to sf looking for more friends in the tech / startup scene https://t.co/DSTjWbMDhz"
X Link 2025-10-17T00:24Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"The chimichurri at Chipotle is one not anything remotely approaching chimichurri and two not good at all just in general. Also apparently the steak sucks now"
X Link 2025-10-17T00:58Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Total Dan Brown victory BREAKING: Pope Leo XIV is set to effectively disband Opus Dei in the coming weeks. This would be the most sweeping internal reform of his pontificate and a dramatic continuation of Pope Franciss legacy. https://t.co/ADoRJqWOGf BREAKING: Pope Leo XIV is set to effectively disband Opus Dei in the coming weeks. This would be the most sweeping internal reform of his pontificate and a dramatic continuation of Pope Franciss legacy. https://t.co/ADoRJqWOGf"
X Link 2025-10-17T01:07Z [----] followers, 15.9K engagements
"To which Diogenes replied to Aristippus "if only you learned to live in Ohio you would not have to pay flattery to kings" Im [--] and I make $17/hr and I only eat rice and beans and greens and I grow the greens myself and I ride my bike to work and Ive worn the same clothes for 5-10 years and I have no insurance and never go on vacation and never go out to eat and have never taken a nap in my life Im [--] and I make $17/hr and I only eat rice and beans and greens and I grow the greens myself and I ride my bike to work and Ive worn the same clothes for 5-10 years and I have no insurance and never"
X Link 2025-10-17T01:11Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Luhrmann is the only modern Shakespeare director who like Shakespeare himself understood that general audiences are largely illiterate and that treating them with the respect to give them the greatest English writing ever composed also requires you to hold them in contempt Its kino https://t.co/KEdmJQk3C2 Its kino https://t.co/KEdmJQk3C2"
X Link 2025-10-17T19:02Z [----] followers, 36.2K engagements
"As the teacher I can tell you to pull up the text and we can go through it. Yeah yeah death of the author subjectivity blah blah. This is act [--] scene [--]. What's the point What do we need to take away Which characters matter What vibe are we going for"
X Link 2025-10-17T21:20Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Notice how all these guys took out the rape and decapitation and rape and murder jokes. Understandable. Unless you're some goody two shoes brown noser who wrote notes in five colors of pen in English class you have no fucking idea what "bite my thumb at you" means"
X Link 2025-10-17T21:21Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"No modern audience has that context. It's gone. Also what the fuck is Verona Shakespeare was pulling from Comedia della arta and Italy was a go-to setting. Exotic but not too exotic. Once upon a time but not actually a fairytale land. But we're not Elizabethan Englishmen"
X Link 2025-10-17T21:24Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Extras are for a gag and don't clutter the screen. Blue orange blue. I can do this all day kids"
X Link 2025-10-18T00:22Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Next we get more tennis with eyeballs and guns cutting back and forth and here's where I need to tell you that he got this from the GOAT Sergio Leone. It's the Mexican standoff from the Good the Bad and the Ugly. Fucking awesome movie and you need to see it if you haven't"
X Link 2025-10-18T00:24Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Okay so your homework is to watch "they fight" and show me your [--] favorite shots that contain the tripartite shot composition I won't shut the fuck up about"
X Link 2025-10-18T00:59Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"OH also this is an homage to Once Upon a Time in the West. You need to watch the opening scene to that (the the rest of the movie) if you haven't already https://vimeo.com/144644506 https://vimeo.com/144644506"
X Link 2025-10-18T01:14Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"The greatest vindication of Jung is that George Lucas actually read Campbell thought he was making a synergy of the monomyth and eastern religion when he wrote Star Wars and by the end of the final edit his subconscious just made a Bible story"
X Link 2025-10-18T02:07Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Like I totally get it back in the day you could literally get your head chopped off if you didn't go with it. "Look man it's basically the same thing and I don't want to die over it". Not going to hold that against anybody. But like you don't have to worry about that anymore I'm an atheist so maybe I just don't get the mindset at all but I don't understand how anyone takes Anglicanism seriously I'm an atheist so maybe I just don't get the mindset at all but I don't understand how anyone takes Anglicanism seriously"
X Link 2025-10-18T16:57Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"RT 🔒 "DeWalther" Much like the doctor himself I REFUSE to let this one die. Glock [--] slide and barrel Sten mags AR FCG AR mag release FMDA rails Releasing through BLC soon 🎃🧟 https://t.co/xyELp4XnVf Much like the doctor himself I REFUSE to let this one die. Glock [--] slide and barrel Sten mags AR FCG AR mag release FMDA rails Releasing through BLC soon 🎃🧟 https://t.co/xyELp4XnVf"
X Link 2025-10-18T17:14Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@random_scrub Sure and that's not getting thrown out for the Taylor Swift classes. They are not in any real competition. I'm sure you can find some guy who has an anecdote of internal office politics but that has nothing to do with the general trend. Taylor Swift classes keep the lights on"
X Link 2025-10-19T19:05Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"I would rather take the same labor and capital costs and spend them on something I like more than walnuts. All these walnuts have come from just the two 100+ year old trees near the house. Imagine the Abundance if every yard in America had a black walnut tree. If every county had a nut processing co-op for the nuts and a sawmill for the lumber. https://t.co/LoOFACL73K All these walnuts have come from just the two 100+ year old trees near the house. Imagine the Abundance if every yard in America had a black walnut tree. If every county had a nut processing co-op for the nuts and a sawmill for"
X Link 2025-10-19T22:04Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"They should update Microsoft Teams so that it works and doesn't suck"
X Link 2025-10-19T23:07Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Psh. Why would anybody want to let the guy known for making fun heist movies helm a space adventure movie Preposterous They should go back to having no fucking idea what to do Adam Driver reveals he was developing a new Star Wars movie THE HUNT FOR BEN SOLO with Steven Soderbergh Was set after The Rise of Skywalker Lucasfilm loved the idea but Disney said no They didnt see how Ben Solo was alive (Source: https://t.co/K9KdJKxzCs) https://t.co/HoL9yiN7PK Adam Driver reveals he was developing a new Star Wars movie THE HUNT FOR BEN SOLO with Steven Soderbergh Was set after The Rise of Skywalker"
X Link 2025-10-21T01:02Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"I hope they let a British guy do the demo. I feel like that'd be a nice gesture"
X Link 2025-10-21T12:19Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"13.6% of the periodic table of elements was discovered at UC Berkeley alone Nobody fucking cares about how many papers Berkeley researchers have published about "Queer Theory Among Mollusks" or how many conferences Stanford economists attend regarding "How to make Keynesian economics not a joke this time around". They care about meaningful research. Nobody fucking cares about how many papers Berkeley researchers have published about "Queer Theory Among Mollusks" or how many conferences Stanford economists attend regarding "How to make Keynesian economics not a joke this time around". They"
X Link 2025-10-21T13:17Z [----] followers, 671.4K engagements
"Yeah man Oklahoma State famously free of billionaire oil tycoon money https://t.co/azhCxCytTj https://t.co/azhCxCytTj"
X Link 2025-10-21T13:50Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Crazy to see Kings Highway renamed to US-East-1. I guess the protests worked"
X Link 2025-10-21T15:03Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
""Yeah so we decided to renovate the kitchen. Figured it needs and update. I think the space could definitely be better utilized." "OH MY GOD WHY ARE YOU DEMOLISHING YOUR HOUSE" What the fuck are these people on about If tearing down Confederate Statues is erasing history what do you call tearing down the White House If tearing down Confederate Statues is erasing history what do you call tearing down the White House"
X Link 2025-10-21T16:51Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@cowboybecsbop Dude Super Mario Land [--] is severely underrated"
X Link 2025-10-21T17:02Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Zero shade meant by this you teach the students you've got but my initial impression was "yeah that's probably a good way to get what middle schoolers engaged in writing" but apparently she is a college professor. the best way to encourage students to resist the temptation of ChatGPT is to help them feel like real writers & take pride in their voice. I tell my students to start writing morning pagesthree handwritten pages on anything they want to write about. I tell them to transcribe the best way to encourage students to resist the temptation of ChatGPT is to help them feel like real writers"
X Link 2025-10-21T18:40Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"God dammit I'm getting a URI"
X Link 2025-10-22T01:24Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"They were domesticated in the Arabian peninsula and Iran about the time the Pyramids at Giza were being built but they took forever to spread westward. They show up in Palestine around [----] BC. They were domesticated well over a millennium before we saddled them"
X Link 2025-10-22T02:22Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"I can co sign the Apache Wars by Hutton"
X Link 2025-10-22T13:29Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"A bounty on cobras you say Weve removed a lot of these from the Everglades but we need to remove a lot more. Stay tuned. https://t.co/8QVtezSI7h Weve removed a lot of these from the Everglades but we need to remove a lot more. Stay tuned. https://t.co/8QVtezSI7h"
X Link 2025-10-22T15:04Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"I feel like a ton of this could be remedied by not buying a bunch of bulky miscellaneously shaped plastic shit that can't go into a dishwasher easily Ngl even if I was dying my house would not get this bad https://t.co/Bgvnu1OXpA Ngl even if I was dying my house would not get this bad https://t.co/Bgvnu1OXpA"
X Link 2025-10-22T17:42Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"I will absolutely bet the price of an in home maid that the husband one time suggested they didn't need the froufrou sandwich-shaped containers for sandwiches they could just use Ziploc sandwich bags and throw them away when they're done and that was overruled"
X Link 2025-10-22T17:52Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"She won reelection by half a million votes and she swept the primaries winning over 90% in every country in MN. She had 94% of the 323k D primary votes. Individuals voting does fuck all If subsidizing early retirees while you cant afford a house have student loans medical debt etc. angers you then the solution is to vote The median age in this country is [--] but the median voter age is early 50s Most congressional races are determined by their If subsidizing early retirees while you cant afford a house have student loans medical debt etc. angers you then the solution is to vote The median age"
X Link 2025-10-23T00:37Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"The "replication crisis" meme is a fixation on a minor symptom. The problem with fields like academic psychology is that they will write something called a "consensus report on misinformation" and post a figure in it that looks like this with this note and do so seriously We wrote a consensus report on the science of health misinformation. It includes [--] key recommendations to fight the spread of misinformation (eg avoid repeating misinoramation debunking inoculation leveraging trusted sources etc) https://t.co/76Sjtfy739 https://t.co/tFbC3O70aE We wrote a consensus report on the science of"
X Link 2025-10-23T23:20Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"A true Disney princess just learned that curtis sliwa nyc mayoral candidate has a youtube channel where he talks to his many cats and the pigeons https://t.co/pxH11jD8Jk just learned that curtis sliwa nyc mayoral candidate has a youtube channel where he talks to his many cats and the pigeons https://t.co/pxH11jD8Jk"
X Link 2025-10-24T13:39Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"So when a superstition arises around say nuclear energy the people possessed by this meme will actively sabotage good policy while everyone else is completely indifferent. Meaning the ideological sect gets to block progress with no recourse"
X Link 2025-10-25T14:11Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"The only way our deeply retarded system has of counteracting this is when the ideological group sets itself up in opposition to some faction of the electorate. The anti-fossil fuels group aligned itself as ideologically against the red tribe sufficiently enough for them/"
X Link 2025-10-25T14:13Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Look man I love magnolia trees too but they have a [---] year lifespan and this is a fucking insane thing to care about. It's a fucking garden. How the fuck does anyone care about this Satellite images show that President Trump's project to build a $300 million grand ballroom appears to have removed two historic magnolia trees on the White House grounds as well as the Jacqueline Kennedy Garden. https://t.co/DyKNsOvhCX Satellite images show that President Trump's project to build a $300 million grand ballroom appears to have removed two historic magnolia trees on the White House grounds as well"
X Link 2025-10-25T14:48Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Deeply disturbing that there are people who do this with politics instead of something far more important and appropriate like college football rivalries. @ChrisExpTheNews Its performative rage. Something to oppose to show youre in opposition @ChrisExpTheNews Its performative rage. Something to oppose to show youre in opposition"
X Link 2025-10-25T14:56Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Trump has the opportunity to do the funniest thing Unimaginable headline on the front step today https://t.co/MHJKnybFir Unimaginable headline on the front step today https://t.co/MHJKnybFir"
X Link 2025-10-25T14:58Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Just now realizing his knowledge of the New Testament is probably mostly from Jesus Christ Superstar"
X Link 2025-10-25T15:02Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@Face_Almighty44 I mean yeah the deer fucked mine up but that was on me for not fencing it and I assume they can keep deer off the White House lawn of they wanted to"
X Link 2025-10-25T18:33Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"Vichyssoise she-crab soup chicken noodle butternut squash cream of mushroom Sri Lankan lentil chicken/andouille gumbo French onion ITS OFFICIALLY SOUP SEASON. Tell me what soups you have in your rotation I need some new inspo. Our usuals are: minestrone Istrian jota Croatian beef soup and cod soup. https://t.co/I6SsHoki1x ITS OFFICIALLY SOUP SEASON. Tell me what soups you have in your rotation I need some new inspo. Our usuals are: minestrone Istrian jota Croatian beef soup and cod soup. https://t.co/I6SsHoki1x"
X Link 2025-10-25T22:27Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"IDK what people are on about. The SEC still looks strong and has had a lot of good games this season"
X Link 2025-10-26T00:00Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@Ed_Realist Learned the recipe from a Sri Lankan. Onions ginger garlic curry leaves bird's-eye chilies fried in coconut oil; toasted mustard seed fenugreek coriander cumin; turmeric coconut milk. I'll add other veggies because all my doctors keep yelling at me to do that"
X Link 2025-10-26T01:10Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"The current Vice President a mere [--] years older than the median American wasn't even [--] years old when Reagan left office. IDK maybe this idiotic fucking litmus test hits hard if you're in year ten of cashing social security but nobody else gives a shit If Ronald Reagan was alive today ABSOLUTELY he'd be a big critic of Trump. Those of you who deny that are perhaps a bit ignorant of history. If Ronald Reagan was alive today ABSOLUTELY he'd be a big critic of Trump. Those of you who deny that are perhaps a bit ignorant of history"
X Link 2025-10-26T02:44Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Just fucking let me win a small fries. That is a reasonable prize I actually want. I do not want a Jeep. What would I do with a Jeep I know I'm not going to win it anyways. Mcfonalds monopoly is bullshit Mcfonalds monopoly is bullshit"
X Link 2025-10-26T18:30Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Beauty brought out the best in the Beast by treating him with dignity and giving him a raison d'tre to better himself and she loved him for wanting to be better for her. And in this house Beauty and the Beast is a charming children's fairytale. End of Story. Annoyed by anti-Beauty and the Beast-ism tbh. Yes the story is a female fantasy in so far as Beauty is rewarded with a husband who is a rich handsome prince. That's fine. Girls can have some wish fulfillment as a treat. Annoyed by anti-Beauty and the Beast-ism tbh. Yes the story is a female fantasy in so far as Beauty is rewarded with a"
X Link 2025-10-26T23:44Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"We spent God knows how many years hearing the idiotic canard that Belle had Stockholm syndrome then the obnoxious "rewarded with a husband" feminist braying and now the BAP acolytes are doing Freudian analysis about how it's subverting the ubermensch or fucking whatever"
X Link 2025-10-26T23:57Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"No the fruit flies generate spontaneously from the decaying fruit. Read Aristotle. Ever have fruit get a bit old and suddenly there are little flies everywhere That's because the fruit has fly eggs in it. This is unavoidable unless you irradiate the fruit (which has its own issues). Are you going to peel your blueberries now Ever have fruit get a bit old and suddenly there are little flies everywhere That's because the fruit has fly eggs in it. This is unavoidable unless you irradiate the fruit (which has its own issues). Are you going to peel your blueberries now"
X Link 2025-10-28T19:03Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Pronouncing demosponges like name of the orator so the one kid who will go on to learn about Greek history will get the joke years from now and be like"
X Link 2025-10-30T12:47Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@EricRichards22 I had no idea it got rebooted for the longest time and I just thought for some reason the original run game to cult following somehow. It was a very confusing time for me. The original has its charm because it clearly had a budget of about $30 an episode"
X Link 2025-10-31T01:18Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Realized tonight has provided me the perfect opportunity to get rid of all those extra Taco Bell sauce packets I've accumulated"
X Link 2025-10-31T18:56Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"IFBB pro bodybuilder Roman Fritz ate a diet consisting of ONLY apples in his early teen years essentially an all-carb diet with no protein or fat. He would eat 50-60 apples a day thats 5-6k+ calories of carbsyet he only got leaner. Roman credits the diet for allowing him https://t.co/q7SeFNBxg4 IFBB pro bodybuilder Roman Fritz ate a diet consisting of ONLY apples in his early teen years essentially an all-carb diet with no protein or fat. He would eat 50-60 apples a day thats 5-6k+ calories of carbsyet he only got leaner. Roman credits the diet for allowing him https://t.co/q7SeFNBxg4"
X Link 2025-10-31T19:30Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Friendly neighborhood tomcat who hangs around the house is under the impression trick or treat is being put on for his benefit: hordes of people have emerged all at once to stop by the porch and lavish brief attention on him as if paying tribute to a royal"
X Link 2025-10-31T23:33Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Muhammed Ali came off as remarkably articulate for a dude who got concussions for a living @xwanyex My favorite was watching boxing back in the day when a fighter would take 30-40 punches to the head and then immediately have to articulate the fight to the media guy afterwards. @xwanyex My favorite was watching boxing back in the day when a fighter would take 30-40 punches to the head and then immediately have to articulate the fight to the media guy afterwards"
X Link 2025-11-01T14:31Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Everybody in advertising should burn in Hell. Deeply misanthropic practice that civilization should stop tolerating"
X Link 2025-11-01T18:24Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@loganb Their actual 8th grade test scores have been basically flat for decades. Relative scores shifting post covid doesn't mean anything in terms of curriculum regulations"
X Link 2025-11-01T21:04Z [----] followers, 10.7K engagements
"You should get a month long ban if you use this picture then turn off comments"
X Link 2025-11-02T11:48Z [----] followers, 12.4K engagements
"They're opposing hands being tied because people like you are swept up in a meme that you have writ large done fucking zero actual research on. We shouldn't be passing laws based on fucking screenshots you see on fucking Twitter. More of this from other blue states please. I'm all for teachers' unions negotiating better pay for teachers and funding for classrooms. But if they oppose state reading standards that dozens of studies show improve student outcomes legislatures should tell them to pound sand. More of this from other blue states please. I'm all for teachers' unions negotiating better"
X Link 2025-11-02T14:14Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Okay but this is basically how they do the history of science in every fucking science textbook and it's fucking awful. How every history and science textbook should start https://t.co/OD2vbcswRi How every history and science textbook should start https://t.co/OD2vbcswRi"
X Link 2025-11-02T15:10Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Aristotle had difficulty classifying sponges as animals given that they had unique characteristics. He was a stupid idiot moron. Once we invented empiricism we could then objectively classify them as parametazoans which means they're animals but with unique characteristics @ChrisExpTheNews Fixating on Aristotele being wrong while everyone else turns out to be also wrong is ridiculous. @ChrisExpTheNews Fixating on Aristotele being wrong while everyone else turns out to be also wrong is ridiculous"
X Link 2025-11-02T16:14Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Like a fifth of drivers would just have their cars bricked by the insurance companies if there was even a modicum of market economics allowed in the judicial system In ancapistan conceivably the market would figure out if corporal punishment actually works to decrease recidivism. Otherwise private prisons house arrest etc and probably way more bodies from self defense incidents through individuals and private security In ancapistan conceivably the market would figure out if corporal punishment actually works to decrease recidivism. Otherwise private prisons house arrest etc and probably way"
X Link 2025-11-02T19:34Z [----] followers, 13.6K engagements
"@its_not_real "Looking at the simulation score you're good to drive but your premium will go up by 12% in the following 'peak drinking' hours where we monitor vehicle use. If you fill out this survey telling corporate how we did today we'll waive the NYE fee.""
X Link 2025-11-02T20:58Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@bugfush @C_Harwick They had a fucking [--] point score improvement from fucking [----] to [----]. How in the fuck does a law passed in [----] effect that The fucking trend was going up and then it kept going up pretty much by the same amount until covid which fucked everybody's data"
X Link 2025-11-02T21:25Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"Pyrrho of Elis solving the Euthyphro dilemma I guess I dont really know what its like to feel like its very easy to resolve the questions posed in either book one of the Republic or in the Euthyphro Prolly not gonna solve meta ethics on twitter guys I guess I dont really know what its like to feel like its very easy to resolve the questions posed in either book one of the Republic or in the Euthyphro Prolly not gonna solve meta ethics on twitter guys"
X Link 2025-11-03T01:04Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@NickClairmont1 Dril solved meta-ethics years ago https://x.com/dril/status/473265809079693312t=IEMep2a6UtfentbZIBiPZA&s=19 the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron" https://x.com/dril/status/473265809079693312t=IEMep2a6UtfentbZIBiPZA&s=19 the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron""
X Link 2025-11-03T01:05Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"https://t.co/8kC2Ur8Xlh https://t.co/8kC2Ur8Xlh"
X Link 2025-11-03T22:15Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@ChadAldeman @The74 What does poverty have to do with literacy"
X Link 2025-11-04T18:19Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@EricRichards22 Dude these are my go-to. Sometimes I want a soda but I don't need a whole [--] fucking ounces of sugar in my body"
X Link 2025-11-04T21:58Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Watching this Columbo show I've heard so much about and it's delightful Absolutely living up to the hype"
X Link 2025-11-05T00:16Z [----] followers, 14.5K engagements
"@ShadWonderguy Steven Spielberg"
X Link 2025-11-05T10:07Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"A fake headline is circulating saying that I promised to blow my brains out on live tv if Mamdani wins. I will contribute $180 ( chai) to Mamdanis reelection campaign if anyone can show I actually said it. I did not. I will continue to oppose Mayor Mamdanis anti semitic and A fake headline is circulating saying that I promised to blow my brains out on live tv if Mamdani wins. I will contribute $180 ( chai) to Mamdanis reelection campaign if anyone can show I actually said it. I did not. I will continue to oppose Mayor Mamdanis anti semitic and"
X Link 2025-11-05T22:49Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"To be annoying student loan repayment is not a big issue for most people. Having to pay for college in money and very very very importantly opportunity cost is probably the single largest structural problem we're continuing to foist on the young and working classes Housing costs as percent of income aren't historically high and student debt just isn't an issue for most graduates. Millennials are owning homes and building wealth about on track with previous generations. I am boomer-pilled on telling others of my generation they spiritually Housing costs as percent of income aren't historically"
X Link 2025-11-06T12:07Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"The marginal value of dollars for "literally the youngest you are allowed to work full time in your lifetime" is insanely high and spending $60000 of them on "college" is a mind-blowingly anti-productive malinvestment"
X Link 2025-11-06T12:12Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@carla_denyer Okay so you can't actually change the laws of thermodynamics with legislation. I can see how the terminology is confusing"
X Link 2025-11-06T22:58Z [----] followers, 39.4K engagements
"Am I fucking insane or did Jersey Mike's decide to cut way back on meat and use shittier bread"
X Link 2025-11-09T01:05Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"legalize app-based sports betting Give everybody $2k"
X Link 2025-11-09T20:28Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Literally any town in the San Juan mountain range that isn't Telluride (nothing against it it's just a rich people ski resort which is a different vibe). Astoria OR was nice What is the best small town to visit in America I'm thinking towns under a population of [-----] What is the best small town to visit in America I'm thinking towns under a population of 20000"
X Link 2025-11-09T20:41Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Every day I learn new things about how my body acts as if I abused the shit out of illegal drugs my whole life. Andrew Callaghan of Channel [--] News took a heroic dose of mushrooms when he was a preteen and got permanent visual snow which he described as "living hell" Not risking it Andrew Callaghan of Channel [--] News took a heroic dose of mushrooms when he was a preteen and got permanent visual snow which he described as "living hell" Not risking it"
X Link 2025-11-09T23:09Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"I'm ballpark .4 [--] [--] if you want to know what I see. Also I have the vitreous of an [--] year old so add a shitload of floaters and some other stuff ophthalmology just kind of tuned out when I mentioned it. https://visionsimulations.com/visual-snow.htmbackground=office1.png https://visionsimulations.com/visual-snow.htmbackground=office1.png"
X Link 2025-11-09T23:11Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"It's not even that the Grimm's fairy tales are necessarily more morbid or violent (many are) but just how random that are. Less horrifying and more "oh uh okay. sure. Alrighty then." over and over again. we made it halfway through before she fell asleep i stopped to explain things like "pious" and "ashes" and "lentils" which slowed us down considerably https://t.co/Ij7xmIsf7y https://t.co/C7xF9vR7Qb we made it halfway through before she fell asleep i stopped to explain things like "pious" and "ashes" and "lentils" which slowed us down considerably https://t.co/Ij7xmIsf7y"
X Link 2025-11-10T02:43Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"And it's just like wtf"
X Link 2025-11-10T03:09Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Like for the first moment you think "oh damn she's a sociopath" and you feel bad for the frog who's just trying to get what he was fairly promised and is apparently going to be killed for it. Then it just does a [---] and you're like"
X Link 2025-11-10T03:13Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@dissproportion You have to get them a companion mutt because they're very skittish and anxious"
X Link 2025-11-10T03:14Z [----] followers, 557.8K engagements
"@demiurgently You're high balling them. It won't do much but probably way cheaper than most of the shit we blow money on. "I'll give you $20 if you actually try on this test" might push some stragglers over the edge. You'd make your money back"
X Link 2025-11-10T18:16Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"How tf did this get [--] million views I guess I need to make more flippant QTs about cats Deeply silly algorithm. Whatever cheetahs are cute and friendly and it's good that people know this They straight up aren't dangerous. They literally have zero confirmed human kills. They straight up aren't dangerous. They literally have zero confirmed human kills"
X Link 2025-11-11T02:22Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"When you tabulate wasted man-hours and resource misallocation for doing these deeply stupid cargo cult ritual that only survived because Spanish became "practical" to learn in the last generation and convert it to wage-hours to purchase mosquito nets in this essay I will Wow. How many of our sons and daughters have been sacrificed to our public high schools' foreign language requirements Wow. How many of our sons and daughters have been sacrificed to our public high schools' foreign language requirements"
X Link 2025-11-11T13:10Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Makeup value tax fixes this reading about the evolution of job status in the middle ages thomas of chobham who authored one of the first manuals of confession says that if a prostitute made herself hotter with makeup & perfume so she could charge more she should only keep the money the john would have reading about the evolution of job status in the middle ages thomas of chobham who authored one of the first manuals of confession says that if a prostitute made herself hotter with makeup & perfume so she could charge more she should only keep the money the john would have"
X Link 2025-11-11T13:34Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Neighbor cat showed up this morning to tell me he's fucking pissed at me for making the weather turn"
X Link 2025-11-11T13:41Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"No they aren't. That's the problem is people who can't do first grade math are being pushed into doing fucking college because it's supposed to be a job ticket. Colleges are supplying a demand. Neither business or customer has a reason to stop. The market says keep going. UCSDs Math [--] course teaches grade-school math (grades 18) to freshmen. From page [--] of the universitys own report: 25% of students got [--] + [--] = ___ + [--] wrong 61% of students a large majority couldnt round [------] to the nearest hundred 37% of students couldn't https://t.co/2WepqqnmWp UCSDs Math [--] course teaches grade-school"
X Link 2025-11-11T19:18Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"The old gypsy woman told me to do it. I'm not actually joking. Whats the lore behind choosing your career path https://t.co/m08U4sL1BC Whats the lore behind choosing your career path https://t.co/m08U4sL1BC"
X Link 2025-11-11T20:03Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Only way I get behind a 50-year mortgage is if we fix the amortization scam. Every single month should be 50/50 interest and principal. No more front loading. A seriously populist plan. 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽 Only way I get behind a 50-year mortgage is if we fix the amortization scam. Every single month should be 50/50 interest and principal. No more front loading. A seriously populist plan. 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽"
X Link 2025-11-11T20:59Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Ah yes renowned inner city school special ed teacher Terence Tao https://t.co/kzoN3gd56w https://t.co/kzoN3gd56w"
X Link 2025-11-12T02:06Z [----] followers, 14.5K engagements
"It's a long story but as I was leaving academic research I pieced her existence together from haphazardly deleted files. We talked and she told me the job market is fucked and my boss was going to come after me so she suggested I "go be a teacher" and figured "yeah fuck it""
X Link 2025-11-12T03:10Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@BootyScoops Hey man that sounds like a great exam question for that class. A ALEKS subscription cost $n per student the adjunct gets a flat fee of $m and overhead is about $Q. Students pay $x for tuition. How many students need to enroll for the class to be profitable"
X Link 2025-11-12T15:52Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@wrycountenance Yeah totally fair. He's basically being put on the spot which is a bit of a dick move"
X Link 2025-11-12T19:11Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"My last straw was buying an album of classical music with garbage mixing. Everyone involved in the actual music was dead before I was born. I don't feel bad stiffing pure rent seekers. Early on I was a naive believer in the cord cutting revolution. I got burned by Apple once buying a movie and having it disappear. At that point I no longer cared about piracy or personally archiving or any of that. Early on I was a naive believer in the cord cutting revolution. I got burned by Apple once buying a movie and having it disappear. At that point I no longer cared about piracy or personally"
X Link 2025-11-12T22:32Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@parasociality @egreghost Moses is a Greek colony-founder trope embedded into a Hellenistic period Hebrew rebuttal narrative to Manetho's Egyptian history. https://www.amazon.com/Berossus-Genesis-Manetho-Exodus-Hellenistic/dp/0567025926 https://www.amazon.com/Berossus-Genesis-Manetho-Exodus-Hellenistic/dp/0567025926"
X Link 2025-11-12T23:55Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@egreghost Toyota dealership called to ask if I wanted to trade in my vehicle and it's like dude I bought this specifically so I can drive it until it disintegrates. Literally that was the point. How do you guys not know your own product"
X Link 2025-11-13T00:04Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@constans @atlanticesque @hekwoys That does not follow. The song works as a framework to build the narrative around. It's a writing technique. The song is a "throwback"; Moses and the Exodus isn't but the inclusion of the song very cleverly conveys the impression"
X Link 2025-11-13T00:53Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"All armchair quarterbacks will be forced to be actual quarterbacks. There will not be free healthcare if I was emperor of the world I would absolutely sentence IQ disbelievers to [--] years of teaching remedial algebra in title [--] schools if I was emperor of the world I would absolutely sentence IQ disbelievers to [--] years of teaching remedial algebra in title [--] schools"
X Link 2025-11-13T02:08Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"People fucking love jacking off about how "you can still buy these old houses" as if any one of these out of touch assholes had made the equivalent argument "in the 50s we bought houses in the ghetto that were built at the end of the Civil War and we were satisfied" Agreed. Gen Z needs to realize what people accepted as a normal first home in the 50s. In Newton Iowa it was about 1000-1500 sq ft small living room two small bedrooms small bathroom kitchen with a small dining table no basement no attic. Yes you could afford to buy it Agreed. Gen Z needs to realize what people accepted as a"
X Link 2025-11-13T18:18Z [----] followers, 32.5K engagements
"Here's the current leaderboard for Age of Empires [--] online [--] v [--] which is comparably influential If you're wondering who our schools take cues from to train students like this. Here's a list last year of the "200 university-based scholars in the United States who did the most last year to shape educational practice and policy". Top person on the list from math education: https://t.co/pujFZ4BBtR If you're wondering who our schools take cues from to train students like this. Here's a list last year of the "200 university-based scholars in the United States who did the most last year to shape"
X Link 2025-11-13T19:47Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@TheDemocrats What message are you trying to send here guys"
X Link 2025-11-14T03:01Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@sgodofsk My old school had me do the ACT prep to appease parents. There were kids who literally did worse than guessing on the practice and it's like "okay at some point somebody needs to have an adult conversation with parents about how test prep isn't magic""
X Link 2025-11-14T18:18Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@sgodofsk Like either way they know the material well enough to pass the test. Who cares how they went about it"
X Link 2025-11-14T18:23Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Reinventing on the job training from a series of trillion dollar first principles I actually think too few people go to college. The problem with the current structure of higher education is that it's purely academic. Colleges should have trade schools within them; they shouldn't be separate. I actually think too few people go to college. The problem with the current structure of higher education is that it's purely academic. Colleges should have trade schools within them; they shouldn't be separate"
X Link 2025-11-14T18:25Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Not really in my experience. Kids who need an extra couple minutes to get an A are maybe 1-5/100 at most and they'd have an A- without it. Going from a C to an A because you have an extra hour isn't usually a thing. My controversial opinion is that nobody should run out of time on a test. There's a huge difference between a student who gets 100% of questions right but only finishes 70% of a test and a student who answers all questions but gets 30% wrong. Give everyone extra time. My controversial opinion is that nobody should run out of time on a test. There's a huge difference between a"
X Link 2025-11-14T21:51Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Notice how this is GPA which is fake and not test scores. Spec ed could be replaced with a rule that says you have to give everybody an A. We'd save billions Event study of how accommodations affect your GPA: they help A LOT. Students with accommodations can get extra time on tests and sometimes use computers when other students can't. 7/ https://t.co/ZyTuSJfeuH Event study of how accommodations affect your GPA: they help A LOT. Students with accommodations can get extra time on tests and sometimes use computers when other students can't. 7/ https://t.co/ZyTuSJfeuH"
X Link 2025-11-14T21:55Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Accommodations mean it's illegal to give a bad grade and people will scream at you and waste your time if you don't capitulate to every demand no matter how ridiculous. Hence the number goes up"
X Link 2025-11-14T21:58Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@postjawline The slope of the curve is making me wonder"
X Link 2025-11-14T22:08Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"Pyrrho of Elis I solved objective morality I solved objective morality"
X Link 2025-11-14T22:48Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"That's my bad; I keep looking up Coldplay lyrics with ChatGPT Ok but why does the AI sludge keep getting more yellow Ok but why does the AI sludge keep getting more yellow"
X Link 2025-11-14T22:59Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"So how does Subst*ck work Is there a way I can post shit on it for people to read without them getting my government name/email"
X Link 2025-11-14T23:06Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@beckness Is it a pain in the ass to do just a blog Or should I figure out how to update my defunct wordpress website"
X Link 2025-11-14T23:15Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"Read all the way through This Australian hamburger recipe from [----] is dealing me psychic damage https://t.co/YwNO2AEUML This Australian hamburger recipe from [----] is dealing me psychic damage https://t.co/YwNO2AEUML"
X Link 2025-11-15T15:58Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@IsolatedHavoc That's not an accommodation issue that's just the professor not knowing how to write an appropriate test"
X Link 2025-11-15T16:18Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@IsolatedHavoc Accommodations are literally legal requirements granted to specific students (and therefore not provided to everyone) on the grounds that they have a disability that merits it"
X Link 2025-11-15T16:40Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@IsolatedHavoc So like if I write a test that most students finish in [--] minutes with some kids finishing in [--] and others in [--] an extended time in accommodation means that certain students would be given an extra hour regardless"
X Link 2025-11-15T16:42Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@IsolatedHavoc If I write a test that most of my class can't finish and I don't figure out a way to fix that admin would force me to drop it or something. That'd be considered me fucking up. That wouldn't be me giving an accommodation that's me correcting a mistake"
X Link 2025-11-15T16:43Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"@IsolatedHavoc That in colleges professors are allowed being incompetent at test design with no consequences is rather distinct from the question of "should we let some students have all the time in the world""
X Link 2025-11-15T16:44Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"Kids with extended time in non honors classes almost always finish/give up well before the bell. The "ADD" kid five grade levels below doesn't actually want to spend an extra hour in a math test he can't do"
X Link 2025-11-15T17:16Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"The "world" outside that doesn't matter if the rooms are all boring"
X Link 2025-11-15T17:57Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Obi Wan goes to a city to ask for a transport. Literally the exact same plot. Which has better room-building Easy answer right The prequels aren't bad because "politics""
X Link 2025-11-15T18:02Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@zippkode @The_Sublimatory Your definitions of both of these things are facile to the point of useless navel-gazing"
X Link 2025-11-15T19:11Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
""Hey bro do you want to come hang out tonight and drink some glass bottle sodas with real sugar" is totally doable. People are busy but you can get your friends to do shit if you ask. This self-proclaimed supper club includes very little food but copious amounts of 7-Up Served in real glass with cigarettes on the side Very interesting how customs change The men are wearing suits to drink soda. Theres no plastic and a white table cloth; again to This self-proclaimed supper club includes very little food but copious amounts of 7-Up Served in real glass with cigarettes on the side Very"
X Link 2025-11-15T20:26Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Diplodocus: Something about me is that my neck is kind of weirdly long Something about me is that my neck is kind of weirdly long"
X Link 2025-11-16T00:52Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Giving ontologists time at the LHC to conduct their experiments on being No it doesn't explain why the universe exists it doesn't even explain why matter exists and it's incredibly tiresome that nonsense like this continues to spread. https://t.co/54rDFgMYGA No it doesn't explain why the universe exists it doesn't even explain why matter exists and it's incredibly tiresome that nonsense like this continues to spread. https://t.co/54rDFgMYGA"
X Link 2025-11-16T13:51Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Be the America Italy thinks we are Italian illustration (1907) mocking the US Navy's 'Great White Fleet' that sailed the world between 1907-1909. https://t.co/SHoaowH7Nt Italian illustration (1907) mocking the US Navy's 'Great White Fleet' that sailed the world between 1907-1909. https://t.co/SHoaowH7Nt"
X Link 2025-11-16T16:50Z [----] followers, 897.4K engagements
"Ethiopian food would move up at least a tier overnight if they'd sub rice or naan for the injera. The first dude who figures out how to put it into slop bowl form will also probably make bank"
X Link 2025-11-16T22:14Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@Nymdok I mean how much do you want to sink into an Ethiopian Chipotle venture"
X Link 2025-11-16T23:37Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"A doctor I worked with gave me a script for my hand tremors so I could label the PCR tubes better lol. Turns out that make me throw PVCs when I'm trying to sleep :( Influencers have described propranolol as a magic pill that eases nervous jitters in all kinds of settings. Prescriptions are on the rise especially for young women. 🔗: https://t.co/4pN7M4SSjC https://t.co/AVe3lzoFDd Influencers have described propranolol as a magic pill that eases nervous jitters in all kinds of settings. Prescriptions are on the rise especially for young women. 🔗: https://t.co/4pN7M4SSjC https://t.co/AVe3lzoFDd"
X Link 2025-11-17T00:15Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
""Chris your work is so meticulous but your handwriting. We need to do something about those shivers.""
X Link 2025-11-17T00:19Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"IDK if it's Commonwealth English but the whole lab called tremors "shivers""
X Link 2025-11-17T00:19Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
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