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# ![@AwesomeNewsom Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::1265084903865102341.png) @AwesomeNewsom Governor Newsom Press Office (parody)

Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) posts on X about newsom, white house, trumps, vance the most. They currently have XXXXXX followers and XX posts still getting attention that total XXXXXXX engagements in the last XX hours.

### Engagements: XXXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::1265084903865102341/interactions)
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- X Week XXXXXXXXX -XX%
- X Month XXXXXXXXXX +183%
- X Months XXXXXXXXXX +148,602,196%
- X Year XXXXXXXXXX +302,973%

### Mentions: XX [#](/creator/twitter::1265084903865102341/posts_active)
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- X Week XX -XXXX%
- X Month XXX +147%
- X Months XXX +6,650%
- X Year XXX +504%

### Followers: XXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::1265084903865102341/followers)
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- X Week XXXXXX +8.50%
- X Month XXXXXX +161%
- X Months XXXXXX +915%
- X Year XXXXXX +920%

### CreatorRank: XXXXXXX [#](/creator/twitter::1265084903865102341/influencer_rank)
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### Social Influence [#](/creator/twitter::1265084903865102341/influence)
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**Social category influence**
[countries](/list/countries)  XXXX% [finance](/list/finance)  XXXX% [celebrities](/list/celebrities)  #6488 [musicians](/list/musicians)  XXXX% [technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  XXXX%

**Social topic influence**
[newsom](/topic/newsom) #29, [white house](/topic/white-house) #281, [trumps](/topic/trumps) #1314, [vance](/topic/vance) 5.26%, [all the](/topic/all-the) #4229, [money](/topic/money) 3.51%, [instead of](/topic/instead-of) #1498, [mexico](/topic/mexico) #414, [elf](/topic/elf) 3.51%, [tariffs](/topic/tariffs) #903

**Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by**
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**Top assets mentioned**
[Noble Corporation (NE)](/topic/$ne)
### Top Social Posts [#](/creator/twitter::1265084903865102341/posts)
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Top posts by engagements in the last XX hours

""MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALL WHO'S THE FAIREST OF THEM ALL" GAVIN. "WHO'S THE SMARTEST OF THEM ALL" NEWSOM. "WHO'S THE HOTTEST OF THEM ALL" THE GAVINATOR. "WHO'S THE EPSTEINEST OF THEM ALL" ALL YOU PUMPKIN"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AwesomeNewsom/status/1979718376768303258) [@AwesomeNewsom](/creator/x/AwesomeNewsom) 2025-10-19T01:16Z 27.2K followers, 29.6K engagements


"THEY WANT TO PUT DONNY DOLLA MAKE ME HOLLA ON A DOLLAR COIN. (DISGUSTING) THAT WOULD LEAD TO MASS VOMITING. HIS FACE WOULD SCARE CHILDREN SENIORS AND PETS. AND DON'T MAKE IT SCRATCH 'N SNIFF. SEEING HIS MELTED JELLO FACE IS TRAUMATIC ENOUGH. SMELLING HIM WOULD LEAD TO RIOTS. PATRIOTS WANT SOMEONE HUMAN AND HANDSOME. WITH HIS OWN HAIR. (MANY ARE CALLING FOR "ONE CHIN") AMERICA WANTS GAVIN C. NEWSOM ("C" IS FOR COIN.) MAKE IT HAPPEN. -- THANK YOU. GCN"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AwesomeNewsom/status/1974523017549242823) [@AwesomeNewsom](/creator/x/AwesomeNewsom) 2025-10-04T17:12Z 27K followers, 193K engagements


"DONNY WANTS KID ROCK AT THE SUPER BOWL. UNFORTUNATELY HE'S ALREADY BOOKED AT POPEYES AND THE WAFFLE HOUSE. MAY I SUGGEST THE WHITE HOUSE OLD-BALLSROOM. THANK YOU. - GCN"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AwesomeNewsom/status/1975964966676201797) [@AwesomeNewsom](/creator/x/AwesomeNewsom) 2025-10-08T16:42Z 27.1K followers, 269.7K engagements


"EVEN MARCO DOESN'T WANT DONNY TO GET THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE. (SAD) THIS YEAR JUDAS RUBIO IS SUPPORTING ME GAVIN C. NEWSOM IN GETTING MY NOBEL PEACE PRIZE MY NOBEL FACE PRIZE AND MY NOBLE NECK PRIZE. (MANY SAY THEY USE DONNY'S NECK FOR PORNOGRAPHY) SICK"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AwesomeNewsom/status/1976731076316766290) [@AwesomeNewsom](/creator/x/AwesomeNewsom) 2025-10-10T19:26Z 26.9K followers, 24.4K engagements


"BEING TOUGHER THAN TRUMP I'M NAMING MORE GROUPS AS TERRORIST ORGANIZATIONS. WHILE HE ONLY NAMED "ANTIFA" I'M NAMING "ANTIPASTO ANTIBIOTICS ANTILOCK BRAKES" AND THE WORSE TERRORIST GROUP OF ALL THE ONE DONNY FEARS THE MOST "THE ANTIPERSPIRANT." NOT TODAY "OLD SPICE." --GCN"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AwesomeNewsom/status/1976799124436795413) [@AwesomeNewsom](/creator/x/AwesomeNewsom) 2025-10-10T23:56Z 27.2K followers, 121.7K engagements


"WHAT A CREEPY VIDEO. (MANY ARE THROWING UP) UAE BOUGHT DONNY FOR $X BILLION. I GAVIN C. NEWSOM CAN'T BE BOUGHT RENTED OR LEASED. I DON'T DANCE FOR MONEY. (EVEN THOUGH I'M AN AMAZING DANCER.) DONNY IS NOT AMERICA FIRST HE IS "WHOEVER SLIPS A DOLLAR IN MY DIAPERS" FIRST. (SAD)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AwesomeNewsom/status/1977824814519013402) [@AwesomeNewsom](/creator/x/AwesomeNewsom) 2025-10-13T19:52Z 27.2K followers, 334.7K engagements


"ANGRY GRANDPA IS OFF HIS MEDS AGAIN"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AwesomeNewsom/status/1978024905863041319) [@AwesomeNewsom](/creator/x/AwesomeNewsom) 2025-10-14T09:07Z 27.2K followers, 90.5K engagements


"THE WAFFLE HOUSE SPEAKER IS A LIAR. SLINKY JOHNSON DOES NOT SUPPORT THE CAPITAL POLICE. I DO. I WILL NEVER PARDON THOSE WHO BEAT THEM. I WILL ALWAYS PROVIDE PICTURES OF ME TO HANG IN THE CAPITAL. THEY DESERVE A LEADER WITH A CLEFT IN HIS CHIN NOT HIS NECK. (SAD) THANK YOU --GCN"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AwesomeNewsom/status/1978564036636594684) [@AwesomeNewsom](/creator/x/AwesomeNewsom) 2025-10-15T20:50Z 27.2K followers, 76.8K engagements


"DONNY JUST BEAT THE WORLD RECORD FOR LOWEST APPROVAL RATING. PEOPLE ARE BEGGING FOR KIDNEY STONES INSTEAD OF DONNY MANY ARE CHANTING "IMPEACH THE LEECH" OFFICIALS TELL US HIS APPROVAL IS NOW FIVE POINTS BELOW HELL. BUT DON'T GIVE UP DONNY YOU STILL HAVE ROOM TO FALL. --GCN"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AwesomeNewsom/status/1979243204365951310) [@AwesomeNewsom](/creator/x/AwesomeNewsom) 2025-10-17T17:48Z 27.2K followers, 176.8K engagements


"AFTER PRINCE ADREW GAVE UP HIS ROYAL TITLES DUE TO EPSTEIN I CALL ON DONALD TO FOLLOW SUIT AND GIVE UP HIS ROYAL TITLES: KING ANGRY THE TURD JULIUS GEEZER THE EMIR OF QATAR'S FREE PLANE THE PRINCE OF DIMWITIA AND RAPUNZEL'S BALD SISTER. THANK YOU --PRINCE GOVERNOR THE BEST"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AwesomeNewsom/status/1979294849825411549) [@AwesomeNewsom](/creator/x/AwesomeNewsom) 2025-10-17T21:14Z 27.2K followers, 187.5K engagements


"7 MILLION PROTESTED IN 2700 LOCATIONS THAT'S NOT INCLUDING THE GULF OF MEXICO UKRAINE GREENLAND SHARKS EUROPE AND ALL WHO DESPISE HIM BUT ARE SCARED LIKE FAMILY "FRIENDS" WHITE HOUSE STAFF WITH AN EDUCATION EX-WIVES CURRENT WIFE AND ANYONE WHO STOOD NEXT TO HIM. --GCN"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AwesomeNewsom/status/1979986787654144010) [@AwesomeNewsom](/creator/x/AwesomeNewsom) 2025-10-19T19:03Z 27.2K followers, 33.8K engagements


"HEY DUMBURGER. IF YOU FINISHED 1ST GRADE OR SPOKE MATH LIKE BRAINY GAVIN C. NEWSOM (C IS FOR CALCULUS) YOUD KNOW YOU CAN'T LOWER BY 1600%. MAX IS 100%. LIKE YOUR CANKLES GREW BY 100%. YOUR APPROVAL DROPPED BY 100%. GOVT SHUT DOWN IS XXX% THE FAULT OF JULIUS GEEZER. (YOU SAD.)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AwesomeNewsom/status/1973443163357594111) [@AwesomeNewsom](/creator/x/AwesomeNewsom) 2025-10-01T17:41Z 27.1K followers, 438.3K engagements


"GRANDPA DONNY SAYS HE HATES BAD BUNNY EVEN THOUGH HE HAS NO IDEA WHO HE IS. WE DON'T KNOW IF HE'S THINKING OF BUGS BUNNY OR EASTER BUNNY BUT IT'S TIME TO CHECK POPPI POTUS INTO A SENIOR DICTATOR COMMUNITY. LEAVE THE GOVERNING TO MEN WITH BRAINS AND ABS. THANK YOU- THE GAVINATOR"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AwesomeNewsom/status/1975693697074286780) [@AwesomeNewsom](/creator/x/AwesomeNewsom) 2025-10-07T22:44Z 27.1K followers, 163.2K engagements


"POOR MINI-MILLER. AOC SAID YOU'RE 4'10 AND NOW YOU'RE CRYING. (IT'S GONE VIRAL LIKE YOUR STD.) MAYBE YOU AND DONNY DOLLHANDS CAN START A GANG THE TYRANT TYKES. I WISH I COULD RELATE BUT I CAN'T. I'M 6'3" (MANY SAY 6'5") AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE A NAZI ELF. (SORRY)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AwesomeNewsom/status/1976123907204862430) [@AwesomeNewsom](/creator/x/AwesomeNewsom) 2025-10-09T03:13Z 27.1K followers, 329.1K engagements


"DONNY IS THE ONLY POTUS TO ALLOW A FOREIGN NATION TO HAVE AN AIRBASE INSIDE OUR BORDERS. BECAUSE THEY SLIPPED HIM A PLANE UNDER THE TABLE. BUT LUCKILY YOUR DOLLA CAN ALSO MAKE HIM HOLLA FOR $XXX YOU GET HIS ORIGINAL EAR TAMPON. $1000 BUYS YOU HIS ENTIRE CABINET. $X MILLION BUYS YOU OUR NUKES. AND FOR $X BILLION DONALD WILL NUKE AMERICA HIMSELF. BUT IF YOU ORDER RIGHT NOW HELL THOW IN AN ALL-INCLUSIVE STAY ON EPSTEINS ISLAND. AND AS ALWAYS NO TAX ON TREASON"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AwesomeNewsom/status/1976745025644933404) [@AwesomeNewsom](/creator/x/AwesomeNewsom) 2025-10-10T20:21Z 27.1K followers, 275.4K engagements


"DR. DOLITTLE CLAIMS DONNY'S CARDIAC AGE IS XX YOUNGER THAN HIS REAL AGE. I GAVIN C. NEWSOM A LEADING DOCTOR IN EVERY FIELD DISAGREES. HERE'S THE REAL AGE: +3 YEARS PER CANKLE. +5 YEARS FOR INABILITY TO USE TOILET. +9 YEARS FOR BEING A CHILD YET SENILE. +11 YEARS FOR DROOPYTITIS OF THE BOSOM. +15 YEARS FOR GENITAL NECK WARTS. (GENECKTELIA.) IN SUMMARY DONALD'S REAL AGE IS XXX YEARS. (OLD AND SAD) THANK YOU. -- GCN MD. PHD"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AwesomeNewsom/status/1977038812598448348) [@AwesomeNewsom](/creator/x/AwesomeNewsom) 2025-10-11T15:49Z 27.1K followers, 223.7K engagements


"AFTER I GAVIN C. NEWSOM CRUSHED TRUMP IN COURT AGAIN DONNY RELEASED HIS MEMOIR ON LOSING. I DIDN'T KNOW HE CAN READ OR WRITE BUT CONGRATULATIONS. AND DONNY REMEMBER IT'S NOT HOW MANY TIMES YOU LOSE WHAT'S IMPORTANT IS THAT YOU PICK YOURSELF UP AND LOSE AGAIN. THANK YOU - GCN"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AwesomeNewsom/status/1975280015207243905) [@AwesomeNewsom](/creator/x/AwesomeNewsom) 2025-10-06T19:20Z 27.1K followers, 336.4K engagements


"TINY DANCER IS DANCING TO THE YMCA AGAIN. WHAT A DISGRACE. INSTEAD OF GETTING A POTUS THE NAVY GOT THE NEWEST MEMBER OF THE VILLAGE PEOPLE - THE VILLAGE IDIOT"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AwesomeNewsom/status/1975203183409635831) [@AwesomeNewsom](/creator/x/AwesomeNewsom) 2025-10-06T14:15Z 27.2K followers, 471.7K engagements


"DONNY ONLY ENDED X WARS IN X MONTHS (SAD) I ENDED WWI WWII & WWIII. I STOPPED THE VIETNAM WAR THE MEXICAN-AMERICAN WAR OF 1846 (MEXICO PAID FOR IT) THE AMERICAN CIVIL WAR THE AMERICAN TUG-OF-WAR AND SAVED PRIVATE RYAN NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS NOW "NEWSOM PEACE PRIZE." --GCN"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AwesomeNewsom/status/1980358559843119407) [@AwesomeNewsom](/creator/x/AwesomeNewsom) 2025-10-20T19:40Z 27.2K followers, 2487 engagements


"THIS REAL ESTATE "GENIUS" HAD SIX BANKRUPTCIES. SHOCKER"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AwesomeNewsom/status/1980363670959124985) [@AwesomeNewsom](/creator/x/AwesomeNewsom) 2025-10-20T20:01Z 27.2K followers, XXX engagements


"TINY WHINY TRIED TO CANCEL KIMMEL BUT GAVE HIM GREAT RATINGS. LOSER. TRIED TO END FREE SPEECH. FAILED TRIED TO STOP WARS. FAILED TRIED TO LOWER PRICES. FAILED TRIED TO EAT A SALAD. FAILED TRIED TO SEE HIS FEET. FAILED TRIED TO MAKE IT WITHOUT DIAPERS. FAILED BIGLY. (SO SAD)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AwesomeNewsom/status/1971006418242490525) [@AwesomeNewsom](/creator/x/AwesomeNewsom) 2025-09-25T00:18Z 27.2K followers, 976.9K engagements


"I ALSO DON'T WEAR TIES DOWN TO MY MANKLES. ---GCM"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AwesomeNewsom/status/1976865831440298398) [@AwesomeNewsom](/creator/x/AwesomeNewsom) 2025-10-11T04:21Z 27.2K followers, 425.4K engagements


"DONNY IT HAS NOW BEEN XX HOURS SINCE YOU LOST THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE. THE COUNTRY IS HUMILIATED. I'M GETTING THOUSANDS OF CALLS OF PEOPLE BEGGING YOU TO QUIT. YOU FAILED THEM. (AGAIN.) IT'S AN EASY PRIZE TO WIN. HUNDREDS HAVE WON IT. I'M THINKING OF WINNING IT NEXT YEAR IF I'M AVAILABLE THAT DAY. BUT YOU DONALD YOU'VE SHAMED YOUR COUNTRY YOUR FAMILY AND YOUR GOVERNOR GAVIN C. NEWSOM. I AM HORRIFIED (SOME SAY "MORTIFIED") THAT WE ARE BOTH MEN. I HOPE YOU DO THE RIGHT THING AND QUIT SO THIS COUNTRY CAN HEAL. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS SAD MATTER. -- GCN"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AwesomeNewsom/status/1977175893081514491) [@AwesomeNewsom](/creator/x/AwesomeNewsom) 2025-10-12T00:54Z 27.2K followers, 525.1K engagements


"AN UMBRELLA MADE IN CHINA HAS DEFEATED OUR PRESIDENT. AMERICANS ARE IN SHOCK. (MANY ARE SCREAMING IN HORROR.) BUT I GAVIN C. NEWSOM CAN CLOSE MY OWN UMBRELLA. I ONCE CLOSED THREE UMBRELLAS SIMULTANEOUSLY. WHILE IT WAS STILL RAINING CHOOSE STRENGTH. -- GCN ("C" IS FOR CLOSER.)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AwesomeNewsom/status/1977514520412070063) [@AwesomeNewsom](/creator/x/AwesomeNewsom) 2025-10-12T23:19Z 27.2K followers, 628.7K engagements


"SINCE DONNY IS PUTTING TARIFFS ON AMERICANS I'M PUTTING TARIFFS ON DONNY. XX% ON GIFTS FROM QATAR. XX% ON UGLY BALLROOMS. (NASTY) XX% ON PUMPKIN MAKE UP. XX% ON UMBRELLA LESSONS (FOR BEGINNERS) XXX% ON KID ROCK SHOWS AT MADISON SQUARE GARDEN (AKA OLIVE GARDEN.) THANK YOU -GCN"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AwesomeNewsom/status/1977904786469986311) [@AwesomeNewsom](/creator/x/AwesomeNewsom) 2025-10-14T01:10Z 27.2K followers, 139.9K engagements


"SENILE SNOWFLAKE IS STILL TALKING ABOUT HIS LOST ELECTIONS GIVE IT UP GRANDMA YOU LOST. (BIGLY) PEOPLE ON THE STREET ARE YELLING "HE LOSES SO MUCH WHY CAN'T HE GET USED TO IT" DONNY NEEDS TO JOIN A MR. SOFTY SUPPORT GROUP AND STOP CRYING (SAD.) --GCN P.S. YOU LOST LOSER"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AwesomeNewsom/status/1978591212782203225) [@AwesomeNewsom](/creator/x/AwesomeNewsom) 2025-10-15T22:38Z 27.2K followers, 85K engagements


"GREAT NEWS PATRIOTS AFTER GETTING SCAMMED BY PRESIDENT GOOFY'S MICKEY MOUSE WATCHES I AM DESIGNATING TRUMP'S WATCHES A TERRORIST ORGANIZATION. FURTHERMORE I GAVIN C. NEWSOM WILL BE INTRODUCING MY OWN WATCH: THE GAVINATOR AVIATOR. (HOT) EACH TIMEPIECE WILL INCLUDE AN ENGRAVING OF MY NOBEL PEACE PRIZE AND MY FACE. XX% OFF TO ANYONE WHO IS A PATRIOT OR NEVER LISTENED TO KID ROCK. THANK YOU. -GCN ("C" IS FOR CHISLED FACE)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AwesomeNewsom/status/1978890911020126370) [@AwesomeNewsom](/creator/x/AwesomeNewsom) 2025-10-16T18:28Z 27.2K followers, 47.8K engagements


"GREAT MEMES DONNY. HILARIOUS. WE LOVE THEM BUT YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE EVEN BETTER THE EPSTEIN FILES"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AwesomeNewsom/status/1980084621439340654) [@AwesomeNewsom](/creator/x/AwesomeNewsom) 2025-10-20T01:32Z 27.2K followers, 31.5K engagements


"OUT OF XXX MILLION AMERICANS WE SEND THEM DUMBO AND LAMPSHADE"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AwesomeNewsom/status/1968702071319748638) [@AwesomeNewsom](/creator/x/AwesomeNewsom) 2025-09-18T15:42Z 27.2K followers, 1.3M engagements


"NOW THAT DONNY SHUT DOWN THE GOVT WE MUST FIRE THESE GOVT EMPLOYEES: TRUMPS FACE PAINTER HAIR FLUFFER SHOE LIFT INSERTER DIAPER CHANGER DIETICIAN LOBOTOMIST PERSONAL TRAINER ENGLISH TEACHER AND THE GYNECOLOGIST WHO TREATS HIS NECK. (SAD)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AwesomeNewsom/status/1973803257094156440) [@AwesomeNewsom](/creator/x/AwesomeNewsom) 2025-10-02T17:32Z 27.2K followers, 1.2M engagements


"CONGRATS TO TAYLOR SWIFT ON A NEW RECORD. STREAMING MORE IN TEN SECONDS THAN JASON ALDEAN LARA TRUMP KID ROCK (MANY CALL HIM "GRANDMA ROCK") AND TED NUGENT COMBINED. TAYLOR FILLS STADIUMS THEY FILL WHITE CASTLES. (SAD.) I LOVE HER BUT PRESIDENT SLOTH HATES ANYTHING SWIFT. -GCN"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AwesomeNewsom/status/1974579503121957062) [@AwesomeNewsom](/creator/x/AwesomeNewsom) 2025-10-04T20:56Z 27.2K followers, 573.4K engagements


"LIES WHEN I GAVIN C. NEWSOM RUN THE FBI I'LL DISCLOSE IT ALL. EPSTEIN FILES. TOM HOMAN'S BRIBE. WHY KID ROCK CAN'T SING. SOURCE OF WHITE HOUSE ODOR. PRENUP JD SIGNS WITH SOFAS. WHAT CONDITIONER I USE. WHY DONNY IS SCARED OF TRUTH & SALADS. WHO'S THE HOTTEST GAVIN OF ALL TIME"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AwesomeNewsom/status/1975644461691551862) [@AwesomeNewsom](/creator/x/AwesomeNewsom) 2025-10-07T19:28Z 27.2K followers, 238.7K engagements


""SIR NEWSOM IS HOTTER THAN YOU.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/AwesomeNewsom/status/1976497750192816214) [@AwesomeNewsom](/creator/x/AwesomeNewsom) 2025-10-10T03:59Z 27.2K followers, 225.1K engagements


"I GAVIN C. NEWSOM THOUGHT THAT ON JAN X 2021 TRUMP WAS POTUS. BUT IT WAS BIDEN SO SOMEHOW TRUMP LOST THE 2016 ELECTION TO BIDEN I KNEW IT TRUMP IS A DOUBLE LOSER. (MANY CALL HIM "EL LOSER GRANDE") AMERICA IS FURIOUS. (SOME SAY "FUMING") WE FINALLY KNOW WHY DONALD ALWAYS LOSES. HE'S A LOSER. (MANY ARE CALLING FOR HIS IMPEACHMENT.) OTHERS ARE CALLING TO THANK ME FOR SOLVING THE MYSTERY. (SAD BUT SOLVED.) THANK YOU. -- GCN ("C" IS FOR CAN'T LOSE)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AwesomeNewsom/status/1977409406347174340) [@AwesomeNewsom](/creator/x/AwesomeNewsom) 2025-10-12T16:21Z 27.2K followers, 389.8K engagements


"DONNY AND HIS BILLIONAIRE FRIENDS HAVE MORE MONEY THAN HALF OF AMERICA. AS MR. CHICKEN L'ORANGE EATS HIS DUCK L'ORANGE AMERICANS CAN'T AFFORD GROCERIES. I DON'T HAVE SILK DIAPERS OR BEJEWELED SHOE-LIFTS. I HAVE HONOR PATRIOTISM AMAZING HAIR AND A WAIST. POWER TO THE PEOPLE (SOME SAY "WINDMILL POWER TO THE PEOPLE") -- GCN"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AwesomeNewsom/status/1977785319312257493) [@AwesomeNewsom](/creator/x/AwesomeNewsom) 2025-10-13T17:15Z 27.2K followers, 89.5K engagements


"POOR DONNY & VANCE. BORN WITHOUT BRAINS HEARTS SPINES OR HUMAN FACES. (SAD.) SINCE I AM AMAZING (MANY SAY "BREATHTAKING") I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE A GOOFY VP HOLDING YOUR BALLOON BOSS BY HIS FEMALE ORGAN. BUT IT'S MAKING EVERYONE DRY-HEAVE. PLEASE STOP. --GCN"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AwesomeNewsom/status/1978172336386838564) [@AwesomeNewsom](/creator/x/AwesomeNewsom) 2025-10-14T18:53Z 27.2K followers, 953.9K engagements


"POOR VANCE WET HIS PANTS. (SAD) AFTER ABC GAVE VANCE A BOO-BOO PRESIDENT SNOWFLAKE DEFENDED VICE SNOWFLAKE. I'M DISGUSTED. (MANY SAY I'M "NAUSEOUS.") AS AMERICA'S GOVERNOR I WILL END SNOWFLAKISM. NO MORE CRYING IN THE GOVERNMENT. WE'RE AMERICA NOT WAHHMERICA ACT LIKE IT --GCN"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AwesomeNewsom/status/1978263310081380487) [@AwesomeNewsom](/creator/x/AwesomeNewsom) 2025-10-15T00:55Z 27.2K followers, 166.1K engagements


"THE WHITE HOUSE HUSTLE CORP. HAS RELEASED A NEW WATCH COLLECTION: "THE TRUMP-EPSTEIN ISLANDER." THE SAME TIMEPIECE WAS GIFTED TO JEFFREY BY DONNY TO HONOR THEIR ILLICIT (MANY SAY "BEAUTIFUL") LOVE. THE WATCHES WILL BE RELEASED IN CONJUNCTION WITH THE EPSTEIN FILES ON 11/18/NEVER"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AwesomeNewsom/status/1978533786770911591) [@AwesomeNewsom](/creator/x/AwesomeNewsom) 2025-10-15T18:49Z 27.2K followers, 135.2K engagements


"BAD NEWS FOR DONNY OF DUMBODIA GREAT NEWS FOR GAVIN OF CALIFORNIA OUR STATE CONTINUES TO GROW. WE HAVE FREEDOM JUSTICE INNOVATION AND MOST IMPORTANTLY ME (HOT) WE ACCEPT ALL RED STATE REFUGEES SEEKING ASYLUM. IF YOUR STATE DOESN'T HAVE DEMOCRACY HEALTHY SCHOOL LUNCHES OR ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE THEN COME TO GAVIFORNIA ALL ARE WELCOME EXCEPT TED NUGENT AND SCOTT BAIO. THANK YOU --GCN ("C" IS FOR COOL NOT CHACHI)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AwesomeNewsom/status/1978931239152423027) [@AwesomeNewsom](/creator/x/AwesomeNewsom) 2025-10-16T21:09Z 27.2K followers, 50.9K engagements


"CLEAN UP IN AISLE 47"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AwesomeNewsom/status/1979227468708905365) [@AwesomeNewsom](/creator/x/AwesomeNewsom) 2025-10-17T16:46Z 27.2K followers, 45.7K engagements


"IF YOU'RE PROTESTING DON'T FORGET THAT WE'RE PAYING $100/HOUR PLUS DENTAL PARKING AND A FREE JET FROM QATAR. OVERTIME PAY INCLUDES $X BILLION FROM SAUDI ARABIA AND A JARED KUSHNER CALENDAR. BRING YOUR ANTIFA ID AND HAVE FUN REMEMBER TO GRAB YOUR BALLROOM ON THE WAY OUT. --GCN"  
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"MASSIVE NO KINGS PROTESTS. (MANY CALL IT "YES GAVIN" PARTIES.) IT WAS BEAUTIFUL & PEACEFULL. NO KING'S ARMIES. NO KING'S MASKED MEN. NO KING'S ODOR. NO KING'S X-RATED NECK. AND NO KING'S DANCING JESTER - JUST DANCE VANCE. (DONNY WAS SAD) JUST ATTRACTIVE PATRIOTS LIKE ME --GCN"  
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"MR. "THE ART OF SUCKING AT CONSTRUCTION" IS DESTROYING THE WHITE HOUSE WITH HIS BALLROOM. I WILL SIGN AN EXECUTIVE ORDER TO RENAME IT FROM "THE TRUMP BALLROOM" TO "THE GIANT CASTLE THAT KING ELF BUILT TO MAKE UP FOR HIS ROYAL JEWELS." THANK YOU. - GCN. ("C" IS FOR COLOSSAL)"  
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