# ![@AlysssaHazel Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::1674740108820377600.png) @AlysssaHazel Author Alyssa Hazel

Author Alyssa Hazel posts on X about hazel, money, books, in the the most. They currently have [-----] followers and [----] posts still getting attention that total [-----] engagements in the last [--] hours.

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### Social Influence

**Social category influence**
[finance](/list/finance)  [technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  [celebrities](/list/celebrities)  [countries](/list/countries)  [social networks](/list/social-networks)  [stocks](/list/stocks)  [gaming](/list/gaming)  [musicians](/list/musicians)  [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations)  [automotive brands](/list/automotive-brands) 

**Social topic influence**
[hazel](/topic/hazel) #56, [money](/topic/money), [books](/topic/books), [in the](/topic/in-the), [book](/topic/book), [the first](/topic/the-first), [murder](/topic/murder), [if you](/topic/if-you), [to the](/topic/to-the), [grok](/topic/grok)

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### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

""Twelve hours remained before our search warrant expired. Our failure sweated into our clothes; our hair." Happy Friday the 13th Enjoy the short story Ashes to Ashes as we slide into the weekend. Enjoy.if you dare. #Friday13th #HorrorCommunity"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1713003529609093394)  2023-10-14T01:27Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"@OGCrimsonJester A Modern Example is Death Note or even Squid Games. Hero does not even mean the protagonist. On that note I point to Shogo Kawada from Battle Royale. Can I have my mortgage paid off now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1746876762733019342)  2024-01-15T12:47Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"Google Docs needs to get its mind out of the gutter🙃 #writerhumor #writersofinstagram #googledocs #autocorrectfail"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1748428914911756302)  2024-01-19T19:35Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"Had the classic Detroit Lions Fan experience. Hoped they would win. Lost hope after watching them fumble [--] times in a row & lose a [--] point lead. Had a bit of hope when they recovered [--]. Said "that was a good game" when we lost by [--]. Will repeat the process next year🦁"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1751801621456327089)  2024-01-29T02:57Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"@Bentheblacklab @Crossface02 I used a reference to medieval surgery where the wound is expanded with sterilized metal probes the arrowhead is eased out with tongues and then a honey based poultice is put on the wound to prevent infection"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1752518073267921141)  2024-01-31T02:24Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"@Piparskeggr @_toe_stubber_ Thanks The character is a healthy guy in his prime. I want the injury to be grounded pretty well since the book is really low Fantasy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1752519331609481220)  2024-01-31T02:29Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Or she's turned into Dracula's love interest which is outright disrespectful to the character. @AlysssaHazel The more I think about it the more 1) and 2) really resonates with me. Poor Mina has practically never had a really good Film adaptation version of her faithful to the novel. She's always viced up or turned into an outright villain. Closest we got to the real deal is Nosferatu.🤔 @AlysssaHazel The more I think about it the more 1) and 2) really resonates with me. Poor Mina has practically never had a really good Film adaptation version of her faithful to the novel. She's always viced"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1753400912314277920)  2024-02-02T12:52Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"Dad introduced me to Carl Weathers via Apollo Creed. And I will always remember the "greatest handshake" from Predator. Today we say goodbye to another titan from cinema legend. RIP Carl Weathers"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1753607387917721708)  2024-02-03T02:32Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"The OG cartoon had plenty of mature themes which could appeal to adult viewers. If you want to keep those themes sure. But Legend of Korra taught us that in the attempt to make something more "adult" you can make it incredibly immature. Leave Avatar alone. This doesn't bode well at all. "Lets take a kid's IP and ADULT IT UP" Unless the IP was built with winks and nods with adults watching alongside the kids in mind (IE Old style looney toons) Don't do this. https://t.co/Iun1plGbUE This doesn't bode well at all. "Lets take a kid's IP and ADULT IT UP" Unless the IP was built with winks and nods"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1753930550597882341)  2024-02-03T23:56Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"Can one pick a lock with an arrowhead"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1753948339987480600)  2024-02-04T01:07Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"It is apples and oranges. One is a linguistics professor who wrote five (ish) books that radically reshaped high fantasy. One was an incredibly prolific pulp author who lost his life at the age of thirty. He also launched the sword and sorcery genre as we know it today. The "vs" debate is insufferably stupid. https://t.co/N4mKRkSOhw The "vs" debate is insufferably stupid. https://t.co/N4mKRkSOhw"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1754340611048546655)  2024-02-05T03:06Z [--] followers, [----] engagements


"As an American I can verify that there are several people I would launch from a catapult in exchange for a mozzarella stick. I swear Americans like cheese more than they like each other. I swear Americans like cheese more than they like each other"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1754341250826653965)  2024-02-05T03:08Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"Very chicken and egg problem I'm afraid. I made the mistake of not building a better platform before my first book. Now I'm busy playing catch-up. I am completely stuck. Do I work on Marketing or writing my next book I am completely stuck. Do I work on Marketing or writing my next book"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1754696327257018501)  2024-02-06T02:39Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"Congrats Julie 🥳 I am holding. In my formerly nicotine-stained fingers. A copy of "Cry Havoc" my #werewolf novel that dropped last week. It's pretty y'all. https://t.co/YAxedYKcD5 https://t.co/rT7bUf2T0q I am holding. In my formerly nicotine-stained fingers. A copy of "Cry Havoc" my #werewolf novel that dropped last week. It's pretty y'all. https://t.co/YAxedYKcD5 https://t.co/rT7bUf2T0q"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1755006157993775135)  2024-02-06T23:10Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"Preview From Among the Juniper Trees: "Ahead she noticed two trees above the path twisted together to form a natural archway. Under and beyond it the dirt track ran deeper into a cool new navy; ancient eerie and inviting"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1755679194158182730)  2024-02-08T19:45Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"@Gingerblast I mean I understand doing timed events (traps or puzzles) or role play heavy sessions. But if they're traveling for a week and only meet once a week for [--] hours that means they'd be done in a week in .42 weeks"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1755721278533632339)  2024-02-08T22:32Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"I'm not a super articulate person in real life. I have preset things I do well but once I'm off my npc script things get wild. I stutter and rearrange words when I talk so writing helps me refine what I really mean. 1st drafts for novels are the worst. Name one thing about writing you love then name one thing you hate. I'll start. I love that it gives me a sense of achievement but I hate writing 1st drafts. Name one thing about writing you love then name one thing you hate. I'll start. I love that it gives me a sense of achievement but I hate writing 1st drafts"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1756296235038953580)  2024-02-10T12:37Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"Idk why this popped up in my timeline but .is he on drugs Besides the steroids A real man takes his spear to aim bf he takes his fork to eat. In the wild and warmth the flavor of success is revealed. Not in having but in earning. And it brands a smile deep into the center of the soul. Life just tastes better when you bleed And the bounty renews. A real man takes his spear to aim bf he takes his fork to eat. In the wild and warmth the flavor of success is revealed. Not in having but in earning. And it brands a smile deep into the center of the soul. Life just tastes better when you bleed And"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1756490472128745618)  2024-02-11T01:28Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"@WarpCordova I rooted for the detroit lions just long enough to be disappointed"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1756868307876036908)  2024-02-12T02:30Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"@HoleyArmor @dixie_mormon Actually *adjusts glasses* skin has a slight peach underlay while spoiled milk is more yellow 🤓"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1756868791055650870)  2024-02-12T02:32Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"It appears I haven't fully exhausted my self-promotion. Hey guys I write weird fiction and horror Ala old pulp magazines and Edgar Allen Poe. I also wrote a sci-fi thriller called the Third Test which explores themes of loss faith and corruption. Hope you enjoy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1756882899171762267)  2024-02-12T03:28Z [----] followers, 48.9K engagements


"Showing Aliens to my Fiance for the first time Which brings up the age old debate:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1759245691841311227)  2024-02-18T15:57Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"I've never seen Starship Troopers but this is my favorite scene. Ive never seen Starship Troopers but this is my favorite scene https://t.co/mazBRofMTn Ive never seen Starship Troopers but this is my favorite scene https://t.co/mazBRofMTn"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1759774020369539296)  2024-02-20T02:56Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"@Crossface02 Agreed. On the one hand sunlight is a great disinfectant for bad ideas. but on the other hand there are plenty of people who just want to stir things up for attention"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1761948969951711559)  2024-02-26T02:59Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"Just saw a poll where an author was asking if she should drop an F-Bomb at the beginning of her YA book or wait till later on. Most people voted for the beginning. Do people forget what YA is Frances Hodges Burnett Anyone"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1762139894556623196)  2024-02-26T15:37Z [--] followers, [---] engagements


"I hope none of you are under the assumption I am a woman of good taste. Tonight my gal pal and I started walking a Thai show which answers the question of what would happen if you put Squid Games Willy Wonka and the Bachelor in a blender. Then infused it with crack"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1763056562925412429)  2024-02-29T04:20Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"@n_serling There are agents who want weird fiction"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1764115985739481365)  2024-03-03T02:30Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"If an MC has a disability aka is paralyzed in the leg and uses a crutch what would you call movement Would "walking" still work or should it be a stride or. Finding a verb that is accurate but not goofy is a challenge not going to lie"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1764120305209938272)  2024-03-03T02:47Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@WeirdTalesPod Those are good thoughts. I'll have to keep them in mind. One cannot use Ambled every single time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1764124603138359562)  2024-03-03T03:04Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Life's too short to deal with annoying people. I block/mute. How do you deal with a troll Do you troll them back or are you the type to ignore/block them How do you deal with a troll Do you troll them back or are you the type to ignore/block them"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1764831188814852457)  2024-03-05T01:51Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"I just finished Shogun and those last few pages have me (to quote the kids) shook. I had a sneaking suspicion about a character presented as a side character being the real protagonist but.I am going to be thinking about the end for days👀"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1766234774002090226)  2024-03-08T22:49Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Penelope from the Odyssey is the MVP of the story and I will fight people on it. #WomensHistoryMonth It's #WomensHistoryMonth Post one of your favorite female characters if you see this post. https://t.co/uoAd9pJb0g It's #WomensHistoryMonth Post one of your favorite female characters if you see this post. https://t.co/uoAd9pJb0g"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1766300865214759093)  2024-03-09T03:11Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Oh my gosh. Dave Chapelle AND Nicolas Cage are both in Con Air What the heck guys Why did no one tell me I thought you guys loved me🥲"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1766634657703977062)  2024-03-10T01:18Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"GUYS We got Steve Buscemi Nicolas Cage Dave Chapelle AND That guy from the x-files who asks if Scully's hair is chemically treated *Vietnam flashback to THAT episode*"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1766644394910687518)  2024-03-10T01:57Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Is there anything more "murica" than Nicolas Cage in a fake southern accent a tank top and jeans saying "I'mma gonna show you God exists" before running into fist fighting a plane full of convicts surrounded by apache helicopters"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1766654879324348588)  2024-03-10T02:38Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@alliewader It's weird because even though FB and instagram are more "pleasant" in theory I've experienced more growth and less bots/scammers here than any other platform. Which is odd to think about"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1767684373837422696)  2024-03-12T22:49Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@jsclark5768 I keep trying to use the British version but Google Doc keeps correcting me like a merciless school marm"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1768000521120424310)  2024-03-13T19:45Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Okay guys. What should my next read be Shogun left me with a massive book hangover and I need the hair of the dog that bit me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1768123451083014405)  2024-03-14T03:54Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"(Insert ragebait to engagement farm here)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1768742693360882033)  2024-03-15T20:54Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"🧵3 issues with modern media creation/consumption: We waste time engaging with garbage rather than elevating good content. People are still complaining about Disney Star Wars and the new Ghostbusters has almost completely dropped from public discourse. It's so off balance"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1768821586222534992)  2024-03-16T02:08Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@AuthorMarkRunte What's Tristan from Star Dust"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1770468281075261539)  2024-03-20T15:11Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"I think heat metal combined with a cold spell could reasonably shatter the hinges if they're in view I'm not really a rule of cool GM BUT I do my best to reward creative uses for spells/skills at the table. @osgamer74 Internet Weigh in and agree with me please The goal is for the door to fall off its hinges/generally break. What chance would you give to a team of PCs using the spell Heat Metal to weaken door hinges and have folks whack the white hot hinges with magic maces/hammers @osgamer74 Internet Weigh in and agree with me please The goal is for the door to fall off its hinges/generally"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1771259275878297897)  2024-03-22T19:34Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"My fellow writers of X. If you've got a day job describe it in the weirdest way possible. I'll start. I add runes to a portal and help select garments to assist others in preparing for a ritual where two fleshes fuse together. What do I do"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1771506027311116724)  2024-03-23T11:55Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@RevFox84 Nice I think I need a hint"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1771693332231598296)  2024-03-24T00:19Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"I am currently watching the First Episode of The Vampire Diaries and I swear Stephen is home-school kid energy(coming from a homeschooler) in an Abercrombie and Fitch package. Particularly when he defends Elaina's honor with super cool historical facts🤓"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1771701593114591325)  2024-03-24T00:52Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@AlfredoDente2 Practice and a good Spotify Playlist"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1771856333265834292)  2024-03-24T11:07Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@DaddyWarpig He gave that film the human core that balanced out the edge"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1771860910274970074)  2024-03-24T11:25Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"The footage of the bridge going is bone chilling. I know everyone wants to know what happened who to blame and how we keep it from happening again. But first we should pray for the safe recovery of the victims. There are people waiting for their loved ones to come home"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1772781665389101205)  2024-03-27T00:24Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@HoleyArmor Girls = Chicks Chicks=birds Birds= Government surveillance drones. Ergo Girls are Government surveillance drones"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1772788588729528540)  2024-03-27T00:51Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@TheMechFrog I can't pay a mortgage with a pizza party cheryl"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1772801732709364043)  2024-03-27T01:44Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Curious: What is the line for you as a reader between redeemable and unredeemable in terms of character arcs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1773182479362314287)  2024-03-28T02:57Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@WeirdTalesPod I get that. Subverting audience expectations has become less of a well-crafted surprise and more of a bucket of cold water. Especially in recent years"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1773312959806124453)  2024-03-28T11:35Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@Skullgrin14022 True. Though I have a soft spot for the film. Nicolas Cage IS the National Treasure"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1773313843495571944)  2024-03-28T11:39Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@Skullgrin14022 I getcha"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1773354757714841615)  2024-03-28T14:21Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Just Rewatched Ringu and I have a lukewarm take: I think it's more eldritch/cosmic horror than a ghost story. Compare it to the Dunwich Horror by HP Lovecraft and see what I mean"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1773472351390220722)  2024-03-28T22:08Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Picture this. I'm typing while The Fiance takes a nap on the couch next to me. Columbo reruns play quietly on the TV. I think we're skipping the "Young Kids" portion of the relationship and heading straight to the old married couple. Couldn't ask for anything better"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1774509225269465432)  2024-03-31T18:49Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Here's another dumb meme for writers. Remember folks Reviews not drugs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1774591772808577507)  2024-04-01T00:17Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Happy April the 1st Let's play Two Truths and a Lie. I'll start I have a brown belt in martial arts My [--] Special is named Tabitha My favorite video game is COD: Modern Warfare"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1774817254623830499)  2024-04-01T15:13Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"This April the 1st I pranked myself. Now that I've sat down and rested I realized I left my iced tea on the bottom shelf of my grocery cart 😓"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1774969249582268629)  2024-04-02T01:17Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@IanNolWriter Agreed. You read a lot of older stories and ending the bad guy is the status quo. When I was a kid I appreciated it but as an adult it makes zero sense"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1775114556194361857)  2024-04-02T10:54Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@DieinPlace As someone who couldn't get through a video on the human experimentation the Japanese performed on the Chinese and other POWs I think Japanese historians should address the massive log in their eye before addressing Hiroshima. Also Pearl Harbor is literally right there"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1775118958535864746)  2024-04-02T11:11Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Didn't Alone in the Dark one of the first survival horror games have a female lead I literally can't deal with this shit today. https://t.co/QzZdL2CXET I literally can't deal with this shit today. https://t.co/QzZdL2CXET"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1775931974026162510)  2024-04-04T17:02Z [---] followers, 44.3K engagements


"Guys. Yes. Metroid exists. I have been reminded of this fact for the past four hours"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1776000993114603734)  2024-04-04T21:36Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"You can't pick Batman or Spiderman. Who is your favorite superhero Martian Manhunter is the perfect balance of a thinking man and a warrior. Anti-nihilism in a nutshell You can't pick Spidey or Batman. Who is your favorite comic book character https://t.co/oJkRgM9XBK You can't pick Spidey or Batman. Who is your favorite comic book character https://t.co/oJkRgM9XBK"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1776947646873084406)  2024-04-07T12:18Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@PenginRob Happy Birthday"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1777043109806850222)  2024-04-07T18:37Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Being a Christian who writes horror and weird fiction is a very lonely career path. 🫠 My biggest complaint is that as Christians we have a huge range we *can* write about but the Christian market has narrowed it down to very prescriptive stories forcing us to market as general fiction because it doesnt fit the mold. But I refuse to call my stories secular. My biggest complaint is that as Christians we have a huge range we *can* write about but the Christian market has narrowed it down to very prescriptive stories forcing us to market as general fiction because it doesnt fit the mold. But I"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1777073093770424647)  2024-04-07T20:36Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"Americans are back to beating the British. As they should be"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1777130105678053757)  2024-04-08T00:23Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"I've been a fan of Ito for around six years now. I have copies of Tomie Hellstar Remina Uzumaki and Venus in the Blind Spot. I'd say he's one of my biggest inspirations for my own work. The final panel of Amigara Fault lives rent-free in my head. @AlysssaHazel A fellow Junji Ito fan😳 @AlysssaHazel A fellow Junji Ito fan😳"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1777521574725263551)  2024-04-09T02:19Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"A cursed writer meme from my vineyards. Enjoy my little dragonflies"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1777773300183134476)  2024-04-09T18:59Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"Hi to everyone new I'm Alyssa a weird fiction and horror author. I make bad memes my sign is STOP and my current WIP is Among the Juniper Trees. I'm responsible for The Twitching Light Trilogy To Those Who Haunt You and The Third Test. Love Jesus Hate the IRS"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1777820403135598790)  2024-04-09T22:06Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Name a movie you've seen more than [--] times with a gif. Name a movie you've seen more than [--] times with just a GIF https://t.co/dqqdm7y1PA Name a movie you've seen more than [--] times with just a GIF https://t.co/dqqdm7y1PA"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1778217157576347805)  2024-04-11T00:23Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@bugman2077 Ladyhawke with Rutger Hauer Michelle Pfieffer and Matthew Broderick"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1778218073830367452)  2024-04-11T00:26Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"I mean it's about the environment you build for yourself. If all I see from a person is anger and gloom I'll usually unfollow or mute 🤷♀ I'm depressed and anxious enough without dealing with a barrage of it online. @AlysssaHazel if only book-poasting took off the way that doom-poasting did. @AlysssaHazel if only book-poasting took off the way that doom-poasting did"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1778419553480880184)  2024-04-11T13:47Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Happy Friday *slaps character*"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1778877541647827342)  2024-04-12T20:07Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"I feel like whenever I get on X I see an argument about a woman's body part. Usually it's a butt. But the past few days it's been about a jaw line Can we just.bring the grass to people As a public service"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1778915714663125327)  2024-04-12T22:38Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Going out with The Fiance. Pizza beer and ice cream are in the fridge. Don't stay up late. No parties. And the House better be in one piece when I get back🙄💚"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1779265908222972136)  2024-04-13T21:50Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Are you an underwriter or an overwriter Aka do you often have to cut a lot of words or do you find yourself having to "fill out" your story"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1779617129265811622)  2024-04-14T21:06Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@OGCrimsonJester I already got some clean up heading into draft two😅 so I'd hold up on being too jealous"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1779686186522427551)  2024-04-15T01:40Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@davefreersf Ditto. We're like twins Sort of"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1779686420107366579)  2024-04-15T01:41Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@JeffSBrayAuthor Eh🤷♀ I go by Vonnegut's rules usual so underwriting works for me. But I get your point"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1779830454075478426)  2024-04-15T11:13Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"I mean this is kind of the point of beta readers It's less about Grammer and more readability and reaction. You don't have to take their word as gospel but it's valuable to understand how different people are going to react to the content. My beta reader just said the couldnt read any more of my book because it was too dark. I dont know how to feel about this. I warned them of the triggers I feel terrible. They even quoted scripture to me to try and erase the darkness. My beta reader just said the couldnt read any more of my book because it was too dark. I dont know how to feel about this. I"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1780032719918895154)  2024-04-16T00:37Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"My empire grows Soon Lads we attack France"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1780345695800631744)  2024-04-16T21:21Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@ScuzzaMan The immediate benefits are my husband not getting scraped off the road with a spatula"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1781282672473440720)  2024-04-19T11:24Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@TehXandre @hecate40 That's true. Darn belt buckles"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1781446827276972308)  2024-04-19T22:16Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Hellfire/Heaven's Light plus God Help the Outcasts are enough to validate its existence. Plus. Some of the most beautiful animation in Disney's run. And. A very powerful message about "What makes a monster and what makes a man." Rewatched Disney's The Hunchback of Notre Dame yesterday and was baffled anew by its existence. How did that pitch session even go "Hey let's do Victor Hugo's Hunchback for our next family animated film" "Have there been any other wildly successful Hugo adaptations" "Yes https://t.co/7qTqM6p5yy Rewatched Disney's The Hunchback of Notre Dame yesterday and was baffled"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1781820261907505479)  2024-04-20T23:00Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"No Google I don't want to read the exploits of Draven Von Drake the polygamous Half-Werewolf Half-Vampire who pines over a barely legal fresh out of high school"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1781823491592929445)  2024-04-20T23:13Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"Shoes were shined. Shoes were shining Shoes were shined Gosh darn it Google Docs. I meant what I said"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1782083365451026551)  2024-04-21T16:25Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Last year I sold a total of [--] books online. In the last four months I've sold [--]. You all are amazing. Thanks for putting up with my shenanigans and bad memes. And for checking out my books"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1782238416253407412)  2024-04-22T02:42Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Hey everyone I have a particularly shameless ask today. If you've read my books and are agreeable to it please share your thoughts on Amazon Goodreads or Socials. Good bad etc. Stress Fractures has yet to have its first review on Amazon.🫠 It would be cool if you did"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1782418480840491073)  2024-04-22T14:37Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@Tekkaman_Raiden He was not. He stole a pizza crust"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1782594161750737279)  2024-04-23T02:15Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"I cried my way through math never took physics and yet I wrote a sci-fi novel😆😅🙂🫠"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1782762273938780212)  2024-04-23T13:23Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"There is a direct correlation between mental health problems going up and the Swashbuckling genre declining. Change my mind"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1783120235807019421)  2024-04-24T13:06Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


""Tell your Lord I'm an army veteran who's done four tours in Iraq." "The Anjin says he's a level [--] in Modern Warfare Three." "Tell your Lord that I have a degree from Harvard and have worked with Google Microsoft and Apple. "The Anjin says he took a 2-week finance course at Harvard Extension School and uses the G-Mail and Excel apps on his iPhone. https://t.co/ovG1urH3zO "Tell your Lord that I have a degree from Harvard and have worked with Google Microsoft and Apple. "The Anjin says he took a 2-week finance course at Harvard Extension School and uses the G-Mail and Excel apps on his iPhone."  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1783449954951774502)  2024-04-25T10:56Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"If it weren't for events and keeping up with Cons I would delete my author page on Facebook. 95% of the messages I get are from bots or scammers. Anyone have any non-paid success on Facebook"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1783567416741523639)  2024-04-25T18:43Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"I'm pretty sure there is something in the Geneva convention about this. What did they DO https://t.co/J78Ir0GXo7 What did they DO https://t.co/J78Ir0GXo7"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1783611209154974134)  2024-04-25T21:37Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Yes & No. Some people have used me not having audiobooks to excuse rude behavior. It hasn't made me eager to try it. I also don't make enough to drop thousands into adapting my books. I have recording equipment so I may try adapting To Those Who Haunt You in the next year. @AlysssaHazel Have you looked into making audiobooks of your work What all goes into that Im guessing its pretty expensive @AlysssaHazel Have you looked into making audiobooks of your work What all goes into that Im guessing its pretty expensive"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1783935302261772510)  2024-04-26T19:04Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Next to him his mother dripped fiery wax. Two tomes were charred and the maps began to curl. He shook off his astonishment in time to save the cartographers collection. Nonsense Her mouth pinched in disdain. I wont lose my son to nonsense. -Among the Juniper Trees WIP"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1783950075384709277)  2024-04-26T20:03Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@Dev1lsheir "Jif""  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1783957177201287262)  2024-04-26T20:31Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Ironic: I am a horror writer. The first part of our honeymoon is a isolated cabin in the middle of nowhere"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1784001298611790010)  2024-04-26T23:27Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Why do you all hate me Khajit did nothing. Khajit is innocent of this crime @AlysssaHazel Weird. You write romances about eldritch abominations Well to each their own I guess. https://t.co/CKidxMArrl @AlysssaHazel Weird. You write romances about eldritch abominations Well to each their own I guess. https://t.co/CKidxMArrl"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1784408309350457743)  2024-04-28T02:24Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Oh wow. Much edge. Much creative. Much subversion. It's not like killer mermaids have been a thing for.ever"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1784659048786260013)  2024-04-28T19:00Z [---] followers, 38K engagements


"@ForestedDepth @DrJankenstein Malaysia or China or.just in general"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1784728834970988689)  2024-04-28T23:38Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Morning everyone What a beautiful day to reject nihilism"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1785298492518174882)  2024-04-30T13:21Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@neutronboar It happened twice yesterday so.kinda salty It's how I Market stuff. But 🤷♀ c'est la vie"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1785629350164857177)  2024-05-01T11:16Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Soundtracks I'd recommend for writing: Jane Eyre by Dario Marianelli Treasure Planet by James Newton Howard Robocop/Conan by Basil Poledouris Highlander Bladerunner Tron Legacy Ever After: A Cinderella Story What music do you write to"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1785849510867993015)  2024-05-02T01:51Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"New meme fresh from the oven To quote the Black Eyed Peas: it does "go on and on and on and on.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1786117898458612088)  2024-05-02T19:37Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"I'm getting married in September & I've worked in the industry for [--] years. Most divorces are money related. Stop starting marriage in debt. Anyone who'd judge you for the wedding's price tag can either pitch in or not come🤷♀ Check the 🧵 for cost saving tips Quick question- how the FUCK do you have a wedding for less than $70k Quick question- how the FUCK do you have a wedding for less than $70k"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1786369897104044306)  2024-05-03T12:19Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Venues are overpriced. Most start around 8-10k & have a year wait time. Here's alternatives: Backyards local gardens courthouses churchs (places your tax dollars pay for) Local civic centers air b&bs roller rinks etc. The Fiance and I are getting married at church🧵"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1786369898693660715)  2024-05-03T12:19Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"You can also do a morning/ afternoon wedding and either serve breakfast or light snacking foods. BYOB or just having a dry wedding is an option. What about cake Let's face it most wedding cake is not delicious. And overpriced. Get a topper to cut and then cupcakes/donuts/etc"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1786369903366176984)  2024-05-03T12:19Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Photography Social media has jacked our perceptions of what's necessary. We don't need both a photographer AND videographer. That being said the photos and the marriage are the two lasting things. So you can either budget accordingly or bribe a friend who takes good photos"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1786369906771935574)  2024-05-03T12:19Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"How about music You can do live music but Spotify Playlists are your friend. You can either bribe someone with food or pay them a couple bucks to run it for the ceremony and reception"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1786369911792583132)  2024-05-03T12:19Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Mostly prioritize. Is there a place you've wanted to get married your whole life Want to drop 5k on a dress Want Usher to perform Budget and prioritize. Cut back or eliminate what isn't as necessary. It's your wedding. It doesn't have to meet others' expectations"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1786369914078458358)  2024-05-03T12:19Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Growing up was the monster under your bed in your closet or in the toilet And if other where (Collecting data for the ex-soviet scientists in the basement)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1786378910701093026)  2024-05-03T12:54Z [---] followers, 32.8K engagements


"Do you think people who overshare about their personal trauma in the comment sections of innocuous tweets know that we aren't their therapists"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1786526346962677943)  2024-05-03T22:40Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"Seems legit. I just rob people. In skyrim. @AlysssaHazel Im a man so I must experience simulated violence in order to stay sane in this modern world of ours @AlysssaHazel Im a man so I must experience simulated violence in order to stay sane in this modern world of ours"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1786527310155227194)  2024-05-03T22:44Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"From the 3500+ votes and 600+ comments I've deduced: 1) Monsters mostly lurk under the bed (though by a narrow margin) 2) Enter the Sandman is still iconic 3) The scariest thing in the comments was the number of people with daddy issues. Growing up was the monster under your bed in your closet or in the toilet And if other where (Collecting data for the ex-soviet scientists in the basement) Growing up was the monster under your bed in your closet or in the toilet And if other where (Collecting data for the ex-soviet scientists in the basement)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1786782465257804257)  2024-05-04T15:38Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"What do men really want"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1786857798208238015)  2024-05-04T20:37Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"I don't care what anyone says I support the right to battle in Big Stompy Mechs Whether 40k or Voltron or Power Rangers or Pacific Rim or Whatever you crazy kids are doing you paint those things and give them Commie Kaijus hell @AlysssaHazel Never underestimate the awesome drawing power of big stompy mechs. https://t.co/gb6IzeMaJE @AlysssaHazel Never underestimate the awesome drawing power of big stompy mechs. https://t.co/gb6IzeMaJE"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1786921388961415229)  2024-05-05T00:50Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"Yoo. This book has Space Pirates: The Third Test https://a.co/d/fOdsqsf https://a.co/d/fOdsqsf"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1786924724829962741)  2024-05-05T01:03Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Update: he brought me an oreo. 🫠 Currently watching The Fiance play COD while I'm writing. "I'm not playing well I apologize." "Owwww" He's literally the most wholesome man. And I cannot wait to marry him. https://t.co/byGgOq3Xz4 Currently watching The Fiance play COD while I'm writing. "I'm not playing well I apologize." "Owwww" He's literally the most wholesome man. And I cannot wait to marry him. https://t.co/byGgOq3Xz4"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1787218145469501827)  2024-05-05T20:29Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"What book series was your gateway drug into reading My ex-soviet scientists in the basement need to know"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1787222498670416372)  2024-05-05T20:47Z [---] followers, 77.7K engagements


"I feel like there are some genre Renaissances in the works. Something to take over the superhero vacuum. Here's hoping for Creature Ceatures and Swashbucklers Maybe even Dino Pirates"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1787260707953574195)  2024-05-05T23:18Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"For the record this one is my REAL favorite. And in four months give or take a few hours I'll be his and he'll be mine. Can't wait to be his missus❤"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1787671715117478098)  2024-05-07T02:32Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"What stopped you from becoming a lifelong reader And I better not see anyone say reading is for nerds🙄 Reading is a gigachad move"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1787828347621257426)  2024-05-07T12:54Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"I think people assumed when I posted this I was depressed. I'm not. Realistically the tiniest fraction of writers ever reach that level of recognition. I just want to be a good mom a good wife and sell enough books that my passion benefits my family. That's all. 🤷♀ I will never be a Tolkien a Lewis a Crichton a Lovecraft or anyone else who dented history's vast expanse. Long before my bones turn to ash I will be the barest hint of a memory; laughed about fondly then gone an instant later. Short life but a merry one eh Conan I will never be a Tolkien a Lewis a Crichton a Lovecraft or anyone"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1787960096263467517)  2024-05-07T21:38Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@TheMechFrog I mean seems legit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1788014954328506439)  2024-05-08T01:15Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"How do you prefer to absorb books Me personally Can't do ebooks. After working on the computer at the day job and doing writing stuff on screens I get frequent headaches. Gotta relax with a paperback. I do audiobooks with non-fiction"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1788193434559279132)  2024-05-08T13:05Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"Also books I write them. https://shorturl.at/BCT05 https://shorturl.at/BCT05"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1788226162499445174)  2024-05-08T15:15Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@AlfredoDente2 Cultural thing If you don't mind me asking"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1788384202758430816)  2024-05-09T01:43Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@The_Lord_Otter This is literally my only soapbox I'll do on socials. I got four nephews three nieces and if I hear of any Tom foolery I will enact bad things"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1788410306395254883)  2024-05-09T03:26Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Choose Your Fighter and their Weapon: 1) Discord Mod who Studied the Blade 2) Twitch Streamer Ten Red Bulls deep. 3) Influencer with Essential Oils 4) Out of Touch Company with the Block Button"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1788611398169199022)  2024-05-09T16:46Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"#ThrowbackThursday Picture This. It's [----]. Lil ol' me is not even old enough to drink. I got one book at my first convention with a side order of anxiety. Now I got close to six books a lot of conventions under my belt and.a side order of anxiety. But in a smaller portion. 😉"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1788639233109856646)  2024-05-09T18:36Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"What is the best Conan the Barbarian Story Comment below if I missed one"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1789034462996562013)  2024-05-10T20:47Z [---] followers, 24.3K engagements


"@witchking410 Tis true. Tis true. My personal favorite is the Slithering Shadow ergo no one else likes it🫠"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1789099570497991015)  2024-05-11T01:05Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Part of my haul from the Poe Museum. They did not have a small but the screaming cat was ✨totally me✨"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1789111283238809940)  2024-05-11T01:52Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"But they.didn't Beowulf uh fought Grendel. Then ripped off Grendel's arm. Then Grendel died in a puddle of himself. Jeff Bridges has been cast as Grendel in a GRENDEL movie which will tell his side of the story about his rivalry with Beowulf. Dave Bautista will star as Beowulf alongside Bryan Cranston & Sam Elliott. (Source: Deadline) https://t.co/6Hw7bAlo7w Jeff Bridges has been cast as Grendel in a GRENDEL movie which will tell his side of the story about his rivalry with Beowulf. Dave Bautista will star as Beowulf alongside Bryan Cranston & Sam Elliott. (Source: Deadline)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1789355154401050659)  2024-05-11T18:01Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"@HankGuns It'll be a very short movie🤷♀"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1789360683424907522)  2024-05-11T18:23Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@DamndestBastard @OGCrimsonJester I would also add that civilization robbed men of the fire they needed to combat the evil they faced. Hence why Conan became a leader among them"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1789366436311253033)  2024-05-11T18:46Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"The Fiance and I have a new rule: No more Buffalo flavored hardboiled eggs from gas stations"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1789455290099696038)  2024-05-12T00:39Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"I woke up this morning to find out the legend Roger Corman passed. I know him best for the absolutely luscious Poe adaptations throughout the 60's but Chopping Mall has also carved a niche into my brain. Trying to describe his legacy in the expanse of a tweet would be ludacris but his mark on horror is undeniable. Gone but hopefully never forgotten"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1789632000338358550)  2024-05-12T12:21Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@ViktorGorchev Normally I'd tell you to (since I'm an enabler) but Roger Corman died last night. So you should watch one of his movies instead"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1789665992873795660)  2024-05-12T14:36Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"I joke about becoming a Battletech Villain and now a Battletech Plushie shows up. Is it my destiny"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1789726531893297179)  2024-05-12T18:37Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"A sure way to ensure a piece of media is DOA when it encounters the mainstream is to seal-clap it for the artists' political alignment. Thanks for coming to my tedtalk. I've pointed out many times that "conservative art" doesn't have to be lame. Tolkien & Lewis were conservative. Herbert & Heinlein both worked in Republican campaigns for crying out loud. But the people w/ the money on the right have no passion or creative vision for art. I've pointed out many times that "conservative art" doesn't have to be lame. Tolkien & Lewis were conservative. Herbert & Heinlein both worked in Republican"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1789751292585259440)  2024-05-12T20:15Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@OGCrimsonJester @TheRedcapsNet Aw shucks. Thanks for recommending me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1789782636791033978)  2024-05-12T22:20Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Felt a little spicy this morning. Bon Apptit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1790021833896411558)  2024-05-13T14:10Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"My transformation into a Battletech Villain continues this morning. I blame the Frog"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1790026733921398787)  2024-05-13T14:30Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"I think a common misconception is that apolitical art is meaningless. Up until the past twenty years universal themes like charity mercy growing up letting go etc. used to be valued storytelling components. I know the world has changed drastically but that doesn't mean we should say apolitical art has lost its value"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1790170469502472245)  2024-05-14T00:01Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"Yeah right. Next you'll be saying birds are real. @SaffiWrites that there are real women on the internet @SaffiWrites that there are real women on the internet"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1790578259916103966)  2024-05-15T03:01Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Time for the REALLY big questions. Which is true champion of pulp stories Also comment what pulp heroes deserve more love"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1790579639426945313)  2024-05-15T03:07Z [---] followers, 31.3K engagements


"Finnegan. Emund started. Quiet The Lieutenant hissed his fingers thumping the table. Taken aback Emund shriveled in his seat. His eyes rooted to the bars surface. It was then in his right peripheral that he glimpsed what Finnegan observed. Three men in red uniforms approached them. Two of which slid onto the barstools next to them. Ale reeked from their clothes. Emunds grip tightened on his crutch as he warily eyed them. Finnegan however could not be bothered. He flicked his new neighbor a look of lazy contempt before tracing an initial tattooed into the bars surface. Hey. The one next to"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1790909519230280053)  2024-05-16T00:57Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Just finished Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer for the first time. Not quite sure what to make of it. I think I must be dead inside because it wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be going by the reputation. I think the Last house on the Left and The Poughkeepsie Tapes are probably more grueling of watches but Michael Rooker is a far more interesting lead character. It alongside films like Basketcase show you can create compelling cinema on a low budget. Though Basketcase is far far goofier"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1790919658985374066)  2024-05-16T01:38Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"This might lose me followers but I don't care. Photograph by Nickelback is a good song and I'm tired of pretending otherwise"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1791138465712935226)  2024-05-16T16:07Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"Reconciling this as an author who wants to write strong women has been an interesting balance. For context I'm 5' 3/4" and around [---] pounds. I studied martial arts for a significant portion of my life and I currently have my conceal carry permit. Despite all of that I am painfully aware that the average preteen boy could knock my lights out let alone a full grown man. I think more people need to for lack of a better term Touch Grass when it comes to physical realities. And I think we culturally should encourage women to learn about self-defense fire arms and most importantly situational"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1791191056689635782)  2024-05-16T19:36Z [---] followers, 47.7K engagements


"@QuixoteSword That was her nick name Like Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson 🤷♀"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1791220128840839531)  2024-05-16T21:32Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"For those of you wondering my Baywatch TTRPG one shot went well. David Hasslehoff Pamela Anderson a Russian Agent a roided version of Sylvester Stallone a Vine Celebrity and a child found laser sharks in an old KGB bunker. The Child played by The Fiance nearly got eaten by a giant Pelican. Twas a good night"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1791286701572202676)  2024-05-17T01:56Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@WatcherDamned @TheWorldComplex Two words. Knee caps"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1791289545163501624)  2024-05-17T02:08Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Listen. I can feed myself for less than 6$ and I'm a fiend for diet Baja Blasts. Taco Bell is America's Fast Food champion as far as I'm concerned. No wonder they won in Demolition Man. @AlysssaHazel Just step up from Taco Bell. You deserve better @AlysssaHazel Just step up from Taco Bell. You deserve better"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1791576255621386709)  2024-05-17T21:07Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@Pangas_VGC Gotta fit into my wedding dress"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1791595912311058453)  2024-05-17T22:25Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Who did you play in Mass Effect"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1791605347209134522)  2024-05-17T23:02Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"It's a nice pic but. We're the men of Rohan on Crack to miss that's a lady Eowyn versus the Witch King by Frank Frazetta https://t.co/XgxBAoqPJu Eowyn versus the Witch King by Frank Frazetta https://t.co/XgxBAoqPJu"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1791624561269604747)  2024-05-18T00:19Z [---] followers, 16.8K engagements


"I am Ergo the Magnificent. ✨ For I too am: Short in stature tall in power narrow of purpose and wide of vision. And I do not travel with peasants and beggars. 💅 ever see that movie krull ever see that movie krull"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1791934529940131849)  2024-05-18T20:50Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"So Gal here. I've noticed that there is stuff for young boys (toddlers to 1-2nd grade) but there is a huuuge drop off in what's being made specifically for male readers from Middle grade through Young Adult. The habit of reading is easy to get out of and thats a long time for the "ball to be dropped" so to speak. The solution Give young men Tarzan stories. A question about male readers. Women buy the majority of books. We know this. Men dont read novels like they used to. Do your male non-writer friends read novels Mine read non-fiction and claim they want to read more novels but nothing out"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1792193887391396114)  2024-05-19T14:01Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"Welp as an elder Zoomer who will inherit this mess and the proud aunt of four nephews and two and a half nieces I got a hot take. Cynicism is out. Action is in. Our young men are being left behind what are we gonna do about it 🤷♀ @AlysssaHazel This may be more cynical than my average take but the world is content with leaving young men behind. A lot of my DnD players are young men and they don't know where to find media that caters to them. I think that's why video games and streamers have popped off. @AlysssaHazel This may be more cynical than my average take but the world is content with"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1792314542443159990)  2024-05-19T22:01Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Last week I ran a poll asking "Who is the Champion of Pulp Fiction" Conan Tarzan Doc Savage and John Carter went in and Conan Won by a huge lead. That being said after popular demand I think a Round Two is in Order. Here we go"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1792539696263782820)  2024-05-20T12:55Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"After what felt like hundreds of people complaining about The Shadow not being present last time respectfully my cares ran out. @AlysssaHazel No Phantom https://t.co/vy5Sc5vz6D @AlysssaHazel No Phantom https://t.co/vy5Sc5vz6D"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1792693665288351937)  2024-05-20T23:07Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Nothing is more suspicious than a woman with a photo profile picture on X"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1792910521043128644)  2024-05-21T13:29Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@Strangeland_Elf indeed"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1793074771632304411)  2024-05-22T00:21Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Between this and the "DAN" jailbreak Chat GPT feature I continue to grow my distaste and fear of technology. Satya Nadella says Windows PCs will have a photographic memory feature called Recall that will remember and understand everything you do on your computer by taking constant screenshots https://t.co/Gubi4DGHcs Satya Nadella says Windows PCs will have a photographic memory feature called Recall that will remember and understand everything you do on your computer by taking constant screenshots https://t.co/Gubi4DGHcs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1793087725966692849)  2024-05-22T01:13Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Men of X I'm getting married in September. I'm thinking about getting a gift for the Fiance. What would you recommend Keep it classy. He likes Legos guns and Tolkien"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1793254381665571039)  2024-05-22T12:15Z [---] followers, 10.7K engagements


"For the first time in a while I was tempted to break my 'no politics' rule. TLDR; pray for Germany"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1793475924983464160)  2024-05-23T02:55Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Got this at the Korean Market. Will I get snail powers 🐌"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1793667348421136543)  2024-05-23T15:36Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Get rid of the IRS abolish Capital Gains Tax Inheritance Tax Federal Income Tax. Then I would salt the earth where they'd burned down so nothing would grow there again. You're president of the United States but only for an hour and you have unlimited power. What do you do with that hour You're president of the United States but only for an hour and you have unlimited power. What do you do with that hour"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1793754489226469399)  2024-05-23T21:22Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"*hat off* Much sad. Much miss. The original Doge has gone to the green fields in the sky. RIP. So tragedy. Much heartfelt. Wow. https://t.co/4obvrYdcZQ The original Doge has gone to the green fields in the sky. RIP. So tragedy. Much heartfelt. Wow. https://t.co/4obvrYdcZQ"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1793980507493208276)  2024-05-24T12:20Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"While I'm on my Taxation is Theft kick. Bon Apptit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1794055012743569525)  2024-05-24T17:17Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"I think much of our current infrastructure is bloated and unnecessary. And most of what is necessary can be converted to private sector jobs and be run more efficiently. We waste a great deal through federal overreach into the states. We also pour billions in aid into countries only for it to be absorbed by corrupt officials and it never sees the people it was intended for. If we stopped all this reckless spending and made our current government more efficient allowed the private sector and the individual states to step in we would have more margin for improving the quality of life for all"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1794113107628863753)  2024-05-24T21:07Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@TheMechFrog Madagascar tried to warn us"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1794119499228090728)  2024-05-24T21:33Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


""How are you doing" Me:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1794149869654880764)  2024-05-24T23:33Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@Tekkaman_Raiden He did bring me Chipotle"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1794171778346160405)  2024-05-25T01:01Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"MEN what's stopping you from dressing like this https://t.co/aT2IdLNMsT https://t.co/aT2IdLNMsT"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1794193422011801974)  2024-05-25T02:27Z [---] followers, 14.6K engagements


"I was born in [----]. In [----] Prince of Theives was released. In [----] Men in Tights was released. In the entirety of my life Robin Hood has never been allowed to be anything but a grimdark antihero in Mainstream Theaters. What happened to this Robin Hood 😕 A24 has acquired the U.S. rights for THE DEATH OF ROBIN HOOD starring Hugh Jackman and Jodie Comer. The film follows Robin Hood grappling with his past after a life of crime & murder whilst in the hands of a mysterious woman after being badly injured. https://t.co/UixeULIy2X A24 has acquired the U.S. rights for THE DEATH OF ROBIN HOOD"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1794193449622909242)  2024-05-25T02:27Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"Disney princes are what women seek from men to be longed for pursued valued and to be swept into something greater. Ie: "I want more than this provincial life." Men in general want to find Atlantis. Or fight leopards. Or loot treasure planet. Or something something DEMOCRACY Don't get me wrong -- if you find the concept of Disney Princes weird I agree. But isn't that odd Why would being a princess resonate with girls yet being a prince does not resonate with boys Don't get me wrong -- if you find the concept of Disney Princes weird I agree. But isn't that odd Why would being a princess"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1794522463436488763)  2024-05-26T00:14Z [---] followers, 18.6K engagements


"@lucendacier It's a generalization for sake of the length of a tweet. Eric is far more active so it's a shame Disney did him dirty in the live action movie"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1794862158205079830)  2024-05-26T22:44Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Tomorrow is Memorial Day What's the best American Military Film As always remember that I only have Four Openings. Tell me what movie you'd recommend below. I did my best to have a wide range of both time of release and the war referenced"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1794940615081464280)  2024-05-27T03:56Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"And now we get to the actual victims of the current push to make everything female led; Female led movies. I can't speak personally to the quality of the film but this is one (don't shoot me) I was looking forward to. I also (again don't shoot me) haven't seen any Mad Max films. I like Anya Taylor-Joy. I think she's talented (See The Menu). I like Chris Hemsworth and I was excited to see him in a villain role. Or just not Thor. There were a couple beige flags too. It seemed that she was more of a sniper than a hand to hand combatant. In the press interviews it seemed like both leads avoided"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1795103407780274451)  2024-05-27T14:42Z [---] followers, 16.3K engagements


"You fell in love with Bruce Boxleitner on Babylon [--]. I fell in love with him on The Scarecrow and Mrs. King. We are not the Same. (But we're both correct. 🤝)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1795117113255837743)  2024-05-27T15:37Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@Dr_MechanOman And once you start seeing him he starts popping up everywhere. Also Red Dragon"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1795133391282552884)  2024-05-27T16:42Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@TheSharkJumper He was in tron 👀"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1795133849065713714)  2024-05-27T16:43Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@A_DungeonDelver Will do"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1795141412985446697)  2024-05-27T17:13Z [---] followers, [----] engagements


"Well. Time to recycle a whole chapter. 🎵 I got them drafting Blllluuuuuueeees🎵"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1795233382676234687)  2024-05-27T23:19Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@DamndestBastard That's the upside to it. I hope her career stays strong through it tho"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1795245997725274290)  2024-05-28T00:09Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@A_DungeonDelver I need to give it a rewatch. For me it's a tie between House of Wax and the Abominable Dr Phibes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1795276558070092200)  2024-05-28T02:11Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@celebrith I really need to watch Tron and rewatch Tron Legacy now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1795280672661365112)  2024-05-28T02:27Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"@celebrith Noiice. The Tron Legacy soundtrack is amazing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1795281951324037229)  2024-05-28T02:32Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Yes but she's also one of the few where it works out that way. Ariel was already a princess. And a mermaid. Aurora was already the daughter of royalty. Pocahontas was a chieftains daughter. Mulan gained her own status through her own efforts. Belle put up with a lot of bull from the beast. Rapunzel was already a princess and rediscovered her lineage. Snow White Already a princess. Moana Daughter of a Chieftain. Merida Already royalty. Tiana marries a prince but still embraces capitalism works hard and becomes a successful business owner. Jasmine's story is the opposite where she marries a guy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1795428297351827957)  2024-05-28T12:13Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"To Prepare for Furiosa Tonight I: Chugged three Red Bulls Got into an argument at a red light Ran through a stop sign Waited three minutes at a yield Am I Maxxing right"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1795584933790183853)  2024-05-28T22:36Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"@_toe_stubber_ Yeees More like [--] Toyota actually"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1795589595339628656)  2024-05-28T22:54Z [---] followers, [--] engagements


"Just got home from Furiosa. The Fiance and I both enjoyed it and it's inspired us to check out the original Mad Max and Fury Road. One question tho. What's with the weird man-nipple stuff"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1795640177488199856)  2024-05-29T02:15Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Another question after leaving Furiosa: Why is the cutest romantic dynamic in [----] coming from a Mad Max Movie *flashback to the theater* Me: 😃 he got her a gun That means he likes her. The Fiance: huh Me: in Mad Max world this means they're legally engaged. True love wins"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1795644150462972000)  2024-05-29T02:31Z [---] followers, [---] engagements


"Welp. The creepy hatch in the closet mysteriously popped open. What do you think is coming out of there"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1795794630958563705)  2024-05-29T12:29Z [---] followers, 12.2K engagements


"@_toe_stubber_ You're no fun"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AlysssaHazel/status/1796170054184165860)  2024-05-30T13:21Z [---] followers, [--] engagements

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