# ![@0xLoris Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:26/cr:twitter::1595502771351920640.png) @0xLoris Loris

Loris posts on X about hyperliquid, money, crypto, if you the most. They currently have [------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [------] engagements in the last [--] hours.

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### Social Influence

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[finance](/list/finance)  [exchanges](/list/exchanges)  [cryptocurrencies](/list/cryptocurrencies)  [technology brands](/list/technology-brands)  [countries](/list/countries)  [social networks](/list/social-networks)  [stocks](/list/stocks)  [currencies](/list/currencies)  [travel destinations](/list/travel-destinations)  [celebrities](/list/celebrities) 

**Social topic influence**
[hyperliquid](/topic/hyperliquid), [money](/topic/money), [crypto](/topic/crypto), [if you](/topic/if-you), [exchanges](/topic/exchanges), [in the](/topic/in-the), [binance](/topic/binance), [perp](/topic/perp), [telegram](/topic/telegram), [token](/topic/token)

**Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by**
[@loristools](/creator/undefined) [@sbfftx](/creator/undefined) [@lighterxyz](/creator/undefined) [@extendedapp](/creator/undefined) [@laurentzeimes](/creator/undefined) [@tmnxeq](/creator/undefined) [@defillama](/creator/undefined) [@edgexexchange](/creator/undefined) [@czbinance](/creator/undefined) [@hyperzapio](/creator/undefined) [@cryptobobby](/creator/undefined) [@nayshins](/creator/undefined) [@choffstein](/creator/undefined) [@variationalio](/creator/undefined) [@hyperliquidx](/creator/undefined) [@tradexyz](/creator/undefined) [@paradex](/creator/undefined) [@grvtio](/creator/undefined) [@reyaxyz](/creator/undefined) [@tommyshelbers](/creator/undefined)

**Top assets mentioned**
[Coinbase Global Inc. (COIN)](/topic/coinbase) [Bitcoin (BTC)](/topic/bitcoin) [USDC (USDC)](/topic/usdc) [Hyperliquid (HYPE)](/topic/$hype) [Solana (SOL)](/topic/solana) [Intuit Inc. (INTU)](/topic/$intu) [Alphabet Inc Class A (GOOGL)](/topic/google)
### Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"@BahamasTrading @cryptoquantHQ why censor y axis ya big sissy pants"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1650518057339564033)  2023-04-24T15:12Z 10.1K followers, [---] engagements


"still tilted. market makers love him tell me you've never traded on an institutional options desk without telling me you've never traded on an institutional options desk you are the mark "theta gang [--] day sample size proof mommy my gambling process really works pimps""  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1659939904313327618)  2023-05-20T15:11Z [----] followers, 20.7K engagements


"nope - place quotes around calculated theo price capture bid/ask as trades occur and flow is observed fit vol surface to update theos recalculate theos as any model input changes update quotes accounting for new theos and position generally this is how all options mm work"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1670487015622680578)  2023-06-18T17:45Z [----] followers, 14.9K engagements


"we got our vol auto-fitter mostly ironed out the idea is to fit a curve to market vols along a pre-specificed number of knots (nodes) using cubic spline interpolation then run this once per second 24/7 plus manual adjustment layer on top for discretionary adjustments"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1690445203029557248)  2023-08-12T19:28Z [----] followers, 14.1K engagements


"@tko_isme it was a question I dont know you weve been doing it in strike space and delta space have seen others who do it in log moneymess but have not tried it yet so will take a look thanks for the suggestion"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1690543631826812928)  2023-08-13T01:59Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"the loris is the only venomous primate lorises have a toxic bite due to a toxin that is produced by the licking a gland on their inner elbow the brachial organ watch yourself"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1692013823639589001)  2023-08-17T03:21Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"the og mex real ones know cant say i miss it tbh"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1693244230443958511)  2023-08-20T12:50Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"let's lock our best nerds in a room with a pallet of modafinil to steal back all the crypto taken by the north korean hackers who's with me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1699874669032095962)  2023-09-07T19:57Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@spreekaway @TheSpeculator0 yes first let us be fair to alameda occams razor says luna collapse coincided with the historic capital destruction seen in the chart not a withdrawal"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1701707078812012708)  2023-09-12T21:19Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"just saw a flash move on all @okx markets few mins of exchange downtime something borked TRB saw 37% down then 37% up in a span of [--] mins someone just got carried out on a stretcher call an ambulance but not for me (yet) busted trades incoming bear market tings"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1701872869842538551)  2023-09-13T08:18Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"TRB perp on kucoin is trading [-----] bps under the index price and has been trading lower than [-----] bps under for past [--] hrs and the fixed (why) funding rate for this period is (checks notes) [---] bps. huh you guys need to borrow my calculator @kucoincom"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1702710625942577614)  2023-09-15T15:47Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"Eh. Ya boy Andrei is netting about $1k per day on this. Idk what the MM incentive scheme is but I hope it's more than that when you have DWF's payroll overhead. 20% of not much is very little. The "technically" qualifier is doing the heavy lifting in his tweet. Worth it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1709975024990392349)  2023-10-05T16:53Z [----] followers, 14K engagements


"8015 contracts traded at an average premium of $11.57 per contract. BTC volume is effectively zero. So if the 20% claim is to be believed DWF traded about [---] * $92728 = $18545.6 of premium in past 24hr"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1709975029016887433)  2023-10-05T16:53Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"The good thing about Aevo is you can basically lay off any risk immediately on Deribit for a profit. It's effectively a pure arb (ignoring the substantial protocol execution etc risk)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1709975030224846998)  2023-10-05T16:53Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"Comparing prices of same strike + expiry you can capture a 3-8% arb any time you get hit/lifted. So if we assume 5.5% that is [-----] * [-----] = $1019.98 of daily pnl. Not bad if you are a small scrappy shop but arguably not worth the technical lift if you are DWF"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1709975031424471433)  2023-10-05T16:53Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"I just built and deployed a slick little Next.js app to Vercel in [--] mins A basic CoinGecko clone with a react-table component I know neither Next.js nor React have never used Vercel I barely know vanilla JavaScript tbh But ChatGPT knows breh"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1710169162226512291)  2023-10-06T05:44Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"the best part about being a crypto market maker is sometimes exchanges make happy little API changes without telling anyone and your competitors are smart and notice immediately and you only notice it months later in the changelogs when you are scanning them on random tuesday pain"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1710348682829218204)  2023-10-06T17:37Z [----] followers, 14.5K engagements


"we are officially using some rust in our production delta [--] mm system only took us a year of being deep in the scrotum of a bear market to get to it yes we pushed it to production at 3:50pm on a friday before a long weekend shoutout big brain on the desk for making it happen"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1710395549642326350)  2023-10-06T20:44Z [----] followers, 14K engagements


"@pacbypass redis is not obstructing the hot path thank you for your concern"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1710679999655612654)  2023-10-07T15:34Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@ekrii3 @innercitypress says he's ok with it if credited"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1712307149953527922)  2023-10-12T03:20Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@kucoincom breathtaking incompetence continues LOOM manipulated by @ag_dwf trading [-----] bps to [----] bps below index for past [--] hours funding rate is -48bps lol wtf @lyu_johnny you guys need to fix this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1713620210282807324)  2023-10-15T18:17Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"unclear if this is an outright bug in kucoin's code or their nonsensical definition of funding rate (to the point of questioning one's sanity) in their docs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1713620636495466963)  2023-10-15T18:19Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"past [--] hours volumes: LOOM BTC TRB ETH BIGTIME SOL this market is truly clown town 🤡🏙"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1713626339905785887)  2023-10-15T18:42Z [----] followers, 19.9K engagements


"in the arena building remember bear markets are great for building remember bear markets are great for building"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1715206325045506304)  2023-10-20T03:20Z [----] followers, 11.7K engagements


"@laurentzeimes well i did make it all mobile friendly / responsive and we have slack bots and telegram bots to harass us at all hours when we're about to get liquidated somewhere so my way still works it just takes 500% the effort 🤦"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1720890055248482757)  2023-11-04T19:45Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"velo is great (really) but we prefer things a certain way so i ended up building our own cryptowatch replacement into our frontend one of those "man i wish this thing existed. i guess i'll just make it" moments not the first won't be the last"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1727395833161961856)  2023-11-22T18:37Z [----] followers, 13.6K engagements


"if anyone is trapped in tmux pane hell (ive spent my fair share of time there) highly recommend setting up supervisor best tool i know of for process management workable UI too screenshot of UI below still use tmux for watching htop and log tails but for actually start/stop/restarting the processes gotta go with supervisor"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1733896808076562863)  2023-12-10T17:09Z [----] followers, 56.7K engagements


"@nirvana_msu why would we name each process the same thing maybe it has symbol name in it maybe it has exchange name in it maybe it has our firm name in it use your brain"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1733930372696621523)  2023-12-10T19:23Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@laurentzeimes @0xt0d0 ugh i am all too familiar with this in december i freed up 20% of my time after resolving an ongoing (unrelated) business liquidation that got dumped in my lap several years ago (family business not my own). free as a bird now godspeed amigo"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1742562665384329328)  2024-01-03T15:04Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@BrettHarrison88 the long wink cute pup sir congrats i used to have a chihuahua mix named dale great dog"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1743100875822756004)  2024-01-05T02:43Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@idioticsavant_1 @cmsholdings if your col is 200k/yr you need $5m yielding 5% of long term gains to break even so the math isn't wildly off assuming no other income someone tell @cmsholdings to dial back the "like" word crutch though. he said "like" [--] times in [--] seconds [----] likes per second sheesh"  
[X Link](https://x.com/anyuser/status/1743328394480140535)  2024-01-05T17:47Z [--] followers, [--] engagements


"should i push a major system change to production [--] minutes before the ETF approval yes or no"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1745180652595458093)  2024-01-10T20:27Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"going skiing in wyoming tomorrow departure 7am can't wait to be poking at a frozen iphone on a chairlift suspended [--] feet in the air over an ocean of snow frantically monitoring [--] symbols across [--] exchanges up in the teton mountains with [--] bars of 3G reception it's the double black diamond of shitcoin trading @0xLoris Don't check your deltas until you're on the furthest chairlift from humanity. @0xLoris Don't check your deltas until you're on the furthest chairlift from humanity"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1745197802412523727)  2024-01-10T21:35Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@Celepus i assume it's related to that too but what exactly is the flow here to cause the usdt depeg btc - usdt - usd would be the primary driver afaict but isn't most of it being sold directly to USD on coinbase"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1748091676730556520)  2024-01-18T21:15Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"so we gonna talk about the fact that usdt is depegged to [------] right now or personally leaning toward burying head in sand everything is fine nobody move"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1748092941619355978)  2024-01-18T21:20Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"calling all htx MM enjoyoors there is currently an erm price insensitive counterparty who would very much appreciate your liquidity here we see them in their natural habitat constructing a buy wall to purchase a shitload of DOGE perpetual futures at +200-600 bps over fair nice judging by timing best guess is it's a drunk London PM getting home from the pub fresh off some 'to the moon' circle jerk convo come get some wtf is going on at htx big symbols (DOGE SHIB) trading way (5%+) out of line funding maxed out at +150bps https://t.co/UTIrfNVbBQ wtf is going on at htx big symbols (DOGE SHIB)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1748519132968984938)  2024-01-20T01:33Z [----] followers, 22.7K engagements


"@keoneHD these are USDT-margined only they also have DOGE-margined perps symbol DOGEUSD but those are only 1% of the volume of the USDT-margined DOGEUSDT perps"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1748763039900266566)  2024-01-20T17:42Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@HiddeMulder2 @JSterz html css javascript python django and english"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1748785896084681088)  2024-01-20T19:13Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"spent the past couple of hours writing a bot to snipe Resy reservations as soon as they're released usually [--] days out at 9am bullshit like Appointment Trader makes it impossible to get a res at some places so i shall HFT they ass yes i acknowledge botting makes it worse. but this is Resy's problem to fix not mine. sorry users will act in accordance with incentives"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1749493887113028036)  2024-01-22T18:07Z [----] followers, 67K engagements


"it's bad for restaurants too they don't want a bunch of last minute cancellations from the botters that couldn't sell their reservations also don't want to deal with lots of phone calls of ppl trying to squeeze in negotiate their way into a res angry ppl etc but def agree the culture just sucks overall we should be more like japan"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1749497277016604721)  2024-01-22T18:20Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@dylanorrelI haven't had much success with amex in the past but maybe should revisit nyc hottest spots like [--] charles torrisi i sodi etc seem impossible unless you arrive at 4:45pm and wait. maybe i'm missing something"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1749497955743092922)  2024-01-22T18:23Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"well i wrote it today so no i have not tested it no not surprised i am aware many prime slots never made available on resy. reason #1 why most of the appointment trader times suck but sniping bots still work so i made a better one than the scala one that is publicly available on github"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1749570980882629110)  2024-01-22T23:13Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"idk but i was getting rate limited and changed IPs and it stopped rate limiting me the availability check does not require auth fwiw. just the single booking call. so you could do this from yet another IP if you wanted so if you really wanted to ramp up your could just run this and rotate across a bunch of IPs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1749609275691802655)  2024-01-23T01:45Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"honest question why isn't every python script kiddie with $5k net worth systematically farming solana airdrops from [----] different wallets or are they and i am just ignorant to the fact"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1749867305654255808)  2024-01-23T18:50Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"i am now unable to onboard with a single major PB anywhere on planet earth (thanks @SBF_FTX you twat) because we have either a 1) USA UBO or 2) USA UBO living onshore or 3) US entity touchpoint anywhere in our entire org structure even if offshore entities are primary entity being onboarded this is the most frustrating shit of all time if anyone has a working solution that doesnt involve an orphan subsidiary structure in which I am not allowed to even log into our exchange UIsPLEASE DM [--] fig monthly volume"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1750345624355066210)  2024-01-25T02:31Z [----] followers, 20K engagements


"@TheReal50972902 @SBF_FTX I suspect its mostly because they dont want to plead guilty to felony money laundering charges and pay $4.3 billion dollars just a guess"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1750349315573190958)  2024-01-25T02:46Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@tmnxeq @SBF_FTX @cz_binance yeah fair we see the bad but we close [--] eyes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1750350230430626218)  2024-01-25T02:49Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@tmnxeq @SBF_FTX @cz_binance well shit there it is Prime Broker A gotta be hidden road"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1750351380634595760)  2024-01-25T02:54Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@mr_plumpkin @SBF_FTX ha the only thing worse than being boxed out as an onshore USA UBO is being boxed out as an offshore USA UBO"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1750351619642794210)  2024-01-25T02:55Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"ok I know some ppl relinquish their citizenship but that is a psycho move imo unless you are going to be shielding on the order of hundreds of millions and even then its not clear cut to me the much easier move is to buy another passport via property investment and get an offshore address and just use that to onboard wherever possible I think a PB would sniff that out in onboarding but an exchange probably not"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1750353017566535832)  2024-01-25T03:00Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@readysetliqd @tmnxeq @SBF_FTX @cz_binance ive heard worse"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1750356796311585170)  2024-01-25T03:15Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@tmnxeq @readysetliqd @SBF_FTX @cz_binance 😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1750357304707330407)  2024-01-25T03:17Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@tmnxeq @readysetliqd @SBF_FTX @cz_binance i will actually blow a gasket if that mf shows up on his brazil bs although hes still muted so I may never know"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1750357844098969896)  2024-01-25T03:20Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@sasuke___420 @SBF_FTX yeah binance not sbf my error"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1750358434359198100)  2024-01-25T03:22Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"yeah heard about this sub account doesnt get master fees right I think the felonies were the cause of this policy change tbf Also when attempting to onboard basically all of the PBs started by saying some form of yes we can make your setup work but no binance for you and it later changed to sorry policy changed no USA anywhere best of luck out there"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1750359777148842276)  2024-01-25T03:27Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@sasuke___420 @6___0 @SBF_FTX uh respectfully disagree on this one"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1750360033978622041)  2024-01-25T03:28Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@TheReal50972902 @SBF_FTX that is my sense of it all yes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1750360980138152224)  2024-01-25T03:32Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@ClamzEth @SBF_FTX No good if it touches USA entity in any way which this does"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1750372512163139799)  2024-01-25T04:18Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@0xtaured @SBF_FTX that sounds like a plausible solution agreed re pain in the ass also i imagine the PB KYC would still just say "no" if they got a whiff of the settlor/trustee/beneficiaries being USA"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1750492653693599784)  2024-01-25T12:15Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@0xtaured @SBF_FTX @quant_arb he works for a firm but maybe he knows how they got their pb [--] months ago most PBs would onboard you with my setup (BVI Ltd with USA LP parent or some similar permutation) just in the last 2-3 months they've all changed their tone and closed the door. maybe it reopens again idk"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1750497002784239990)  2024-01-25T12:33Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"i might ramp this up on a bunch of Resy accounts with fake gmails and twilio numbers attached and become a full fledged reservation broker dealer tbh best ones trade at $300+ per. expand to all top restaurants other states take it international and on other platforms hire a few filipino VAs to handle the ops / customer service could net a few grand per day with a concerted effort Loris v2.0 reservation kingpin spent the past couple of hours writing a bot to snipe Resy reservations as soon as they're released usually [--] days out at 9am bullshit like Appointment Trader makes it impossible to"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1751113088701521970)  2024-01-27T05:21Z [----] followers, 26.2K engagements


"@coloradotravis the sheer audacity of them to not intuit his desire for unseasoned cheese bread. insulting really maybe hand him a ziploc of cheerios to crush into the carpet that'll show them"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1751332603016237519)  2024-01-27T19:53Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"🤌🤌 lol it works look mom i'm going to Torrisi resy should patch this there are like a dozen ways to stop bots and any of them would work https://t.co/UAY13htFLv lol it works look mom i'm going to Torrisi resy should patch this there are like a dozen ways to stop bots and any of them would work https://t.co/UAY13htFLv"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1752425376716816425)  2024-01-30T20:15Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"things are getting steamy in my coinbase support chat"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1762157880583614641)  2024-02-26T16:49Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@allnick nose thy counterparty"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1766119856556941556)  2024-03-08T15:12Z [----] followers, 22.3K engagements


"@chumbucketmgmt @quant_xbt 1000% agree w this. its what we use and I love it. switched [--] months ago @quant_xbt just do it. youll wonder how you ever lived without it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1769238917671252113)  2024-03-17T05:46Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"a few months back we completely replaced all password and one-time password 2FA management on all our accounts with @1Password it is one of the best/easiest low hanging fruit timesavers and security measures a team can make highly highly recommend. just rip the bandaid off and do it the tipping point for me was when @samczsun recommended it on @_choppingblock i dont know a ton about security but that reco was good enough for me What's a good alternative to Authy for macOS What's a good alternative to Authy for macOS"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1769239549954187283)  2024-03-17T05:49Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"i take it all back grafana for logging is sick if you are trying to bend over backwards to figure out a logging solution stop what you are doing and implement grafana + loki + promtail in contrast cloudwatch logs made me want to commit seppuku every day now i actually enjoy looking at our logs. we jsonify them so they can be easily parsed and visualized in grafana by exchange symbol function file etc etc logs can be sexy after all"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1775552949764198730)  2024-04-03T15:56Z [----] followers, 38.5K engagements


"when shit like that happens to me i call them out in front of the other [--] exchange people in the telegram group and tag the senior people asking if they can provide a solution it's petty but if they don't have a satisfactory answer or don't side chat you to explain the situation then they shouldn't be handling important relationships if they fuck up conference tickets what happens when there is a complex $25k exchange error that we need to be compensated for"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1776392300324635023)  2024-04-05T23:31Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@quant_xbt @HTX_Global @BlLife_Forum i'm guessing they meant htx is sponsoring the event itself not tickets. but def poorly worded and their cry laughing emoji is childish af. straight to jail"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1776409808985292812)  2024-04-06T00:41Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"my accountant *triple* counted income from one of my k-1s on my tax return this year what should his punishment be"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1778815955671408673)  2024-04-12T16:02Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"this is the kind of cool shit you can do with a functioning logging solution (grafana + loki + promtail) logged errors piped in parsed and visualized by type (exchange symbol function anything you want) so we know exactly where the roots of issues are in real time has dramatically improved situational response times to the inevitable weird shit that gets dumped out of the Worst Feeds On Earth (like entire html webpages) during market events and making one of these dashboards takes less than an hour once you have the queries and baseline formatting how you want it i keep this (+ more) on a 50""  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1779710438172729730)  2024-04-15T03:16Z [----] followers, 35.3K engagements


"me: create_order() kucoin: please enjoy our homepage html @0xLoris lmao the html pages too real @0xLoris lmao the html pages too real"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1779715729446556124)  2024-04-15T03:37Z [----] followers, 11.4K engagements


"i should probably stop eating dinner and focus on picking off 'X wif hat' enjoyers but the resy bot has been going extremely hard. still havent gotten don angie [--] charles coqodaq but have been able to get everything else we've tried for. latest updates: Bangkok Supper Club (Saturday 7pm) spent the past couple of hours writing a bot to snipe Resy reservations as soon as they're released usually [--] days out at 9am bullshit like Appointment Trader makes it impossible to get a res at some places so i shall HFT they ass yes i acknowledge botting makes it worse. https://t.co/639YqIjiWp spent the"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1781862315601572312)  2024-04-21T01:47Z [----] followers, 23K engagements


"@wesley_mcjohn @conor620 poorly designed unnecessarily complex lacking basic features written in scala. does not handle ip rate limiting which is key"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1781880442045550643)  2024-04-21T02:59Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@rleshner @_choppingblock it puts the lotion on its skin"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1787864547811832013)  2024-05-07T15:18Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"i shitcoin trader with net worth [--] thousand dollars am deeply affected by the loss today of jim simons deca-billionaire polymath you can see by the fact we both smoke cigarettes that we are misunderstood rebels and therefore alike in many ways rest in peace jim"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1789007206353981942)  2024-05-10T18:58Z [----] followers, 21.8K engagements


"i say with great sadness that today similar to jim simons' incredible life my redactedly long 1000RATS/USDT position has come to an end"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1789032489526190582)  2024-05-10T20:39Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"step 1: start an actual bakery step 2: become Tier A crypto market maker step 3: be early MM on Tier A new perp dex / L1 (hyperliquid) step 4: get airdropped $3 million dollars of L1 memecoin (PURR) step 5: build Telegram bots to onboard the unwashed masses to said L1 step 6: watch your memecoin portfolio 50x step 7: retire vote @LaurentZeimes for president Ok listen everyone There is already a couple of coins we know are going to launch on the Hyperliquid L1. I made a (still in dev) Telegram bot so you can setup auto buy on release if you are interested https://t.co/bNEqr0L8g4 Ok listen"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1790427688571687091)  2024-05-14T17:03Z [----] followers, 51.9K engagements


"the brilliant part about the PURR is - a MM would never own that amount outside an airdrop - liquidating the position now incurs 30-40% slippage so not ideal - hyperliquid is operating and shipping faster than anyone else and is arguably this cycle's moonshot - if they achieve their L1 goals this thing will probably 10-50x - you probably also made money MM while being top [--] volume so you double dipped - you are also going to make [--] (8) figures on the impending hyperliquid airdrop so you have a ton of it you shouldn't sell it the team kicks ass you yourself are one of the better operators and"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1790430362658595133)  2024-05-14T17:13Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"google "pig butchering" the reality is pretty dark. the person texting you is likely a human trafficking victim being held against their will at a "fraud factory" which is usually a building/compound in like myanmar where organized crime gangs imprison unwilling participants and force them to extract money from westerners in order to be released"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1811784184442081371)  2024-07-12T15:26Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"i'm looking for perp dex in defi with a points program clob-style nice UI defi with a points program clob-style nice UI"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1814027106126283206)  2024-07-18T19:58Z [----] followers, 14.2K engagements


"a long time ago i autistically saved this video showing live Alameda market making / trading from a period when SBF was sitting smack dab in-between FTX & Alameda. BTC price was $9400 so this must have been filmed in mid [----]. the video itself has since been scrubbed from the internet but it's still pretty interesting so figured i'd share. it also originally informed a bit of how we built our own internal tooling (minus the fraud). various internal Alameda dashboards including: - Fills Fills Summary - Desired Position ("des pos") - Coin Summaries - Interest Rate Params (presumably for dated"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1818329223607546201)  2024-07-30T16:54Z [----] followers, 229.2K engagements


"@vehcktor wow great catch i missed that what else we got goin on deodorant jumbo salt turbo tiny fan"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1818336767038136735)  2024-07-30T17:24Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@SCRMNG_SNK_CSE good eye wow so this was actually only a couple months after ftx launched"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1818352441412481415)  2024-07-30T18:26Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@WazzCrypto nope i don't i do remember him and trabucco talking about that a lot on podcasts though. trabs especially other one that sticks out specifically in my mind is the Odd Lots interview where he describes farming as putting money in a box and more money magically popping out"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1818365772584173985)  2024-07-30T19:19Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@laurentzeimes looks like bootstrap i vaguely remember them using react for ftx frontend so probably that and considering the ftx matching engine was python they probably had django or flask on the backend"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1818367096478482925)  2024-07-30T19:24Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@tmnxeq i had not considered it but you may actually be right i will try onboarding as an iranian ayatollah and report back"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1818666127687360680)  2024-07-31T15:12Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@ltrd_ should just change it to "markets" spreads so vast mother russia would be proud"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1818676156180083166)  2024-07-31T15:52Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@d2_trading i am starting to grasp their strategy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1818681626752131235)  2024-07-31T16:14Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@d2_trading would you rather get your face ripped off 200bps+ by a beautiful asian woman or pay 3bps to a bitter little dutch man somewhere i know my answer"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1818682383870103984)  2024-07-31T16:17Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@jonwu_ not hedging honeymoon fx risk classic first marriage error"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1819454430213034023)  2024-08-02T19:25Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"htx / huobi is now blatantly openly faking its volume on even its flagship products like BTCUSDT perps i count one $30mm volume spike in each of the past [--] hours each concentrated in a [--] min period this means they're faking upwards of 80% of the volume. on a former tier [--] exchange. this appears to have begun around 8/8 but my guess is the old volumizoooor bot broke and the maintainer left the company or something so they had to fall back to an old dumb one. or they just got lazy not fking great Bob might be time to pull our huobi funds for the 5th time this year"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1822366181015044184)  2024-08-10T20:15Z [----] followers, 51.5K engagements


"the blue chip ones do not fake their volume. binance bybit okx kucoin gateio deribit coinbase kraken this list formerly included huobi. to be fair most exchange lists you'll find online are an absolute joke eg coingecko coinmarketcap we have traded many billions of volume on the big venues so i feel i am pretty plugged in to this particular issue"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1822373589770719338)  2024-08-10T20:44Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"$ crontab -e [--] * * * * /usr/bin/python3 /home/ec2-user/htx/core/volumizoooor_BTCUSDT-PERP.py Esc :wq Return"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1822437266385440825)  2024-08-11T00:57Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"in today's episode of DWF being back on their bullshit i suspect DWF is behind the latest RARE fake pump. this is the exact same playbook they executed on TRB and others. absolutely despicable the exchanges continue to allow this. do. not. buy. this. dogshit. if you are making markets in it keep your risk limits tight. we are not touching this. afaict the playbook goes like this: 1) find target symbol coordinate w project for max allocation corner spot supply 2) lift every spot offer everywhere on all exchanges 3) pump price 50%+ for X days in a row to some target 4) trickle sell perps up to"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1824978964642680905)  2024-08-18T01:17Z [----] followers, 94.3K engagements


"@krugermacro i would modify this to: life-changing gains require EDGE conviction and a steady hand without edge (any advantage that increases the probability of profitable outcomes over time) most people will use this thinking to justify holding their gambling bags"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1827077361373958438)  2024-08-23T20:16Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"i don't have a hard number for you but more than 20-30% of OI makes me uncomfortable. depends a lot on the exchange one example of getting burned by this - kucoin used to have an actual bug in their funding calculation that appeared in persistent extreme funding rate conditions. they never revealed the root cause just announced that it was "upgraded" (fuck. off.) and we had like 20% of OI on the wrong side of that bug in an illiquid garbage perp it was a pain in the ass having to work out of that position and we lost some money on it so. basis risk platform (exchange) risk funding rate"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1831516203736822187)  2024-09-05T02:14Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@stalequant this image will one day be shown at a multi billion dollar fraud trial shortly after my attorney requests my prescription amphetamines be delivered to my cell"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1831789693148787170)  2024-09-05T20:21Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


""cryptocurrency" google search trend plumbing depths not seen since april [----] are ya winning son"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1832846300213125523)  2024-09-08T18:19Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@max_holloway @quantkaks @__paleologo @gerkobot unsurprisingly it was super annoying to make and it's brittle. but it mostly works"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1834593275602260027)  2024-09-13T14:01Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@SirZacc @wageure @nigeleccles i use private internet access which does have split tunneling as well as dedicated IPs in europe/asia (i use switzerland) overall been pretty happy w it. i think it's owned by some icky vpn conglomerate. actually just googled it same company that owns express owns pia"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1841558195325579747)  2024-10-02T19:17Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"got this linkedin message just now. hello hi how are you. we sell puts. you want in on one hand lol on the other hand.who's winning the guy who can raise a fund to sell puts or the guy grinding [--] hours a day losing hair pushing [----] github commits annually to (probably) earn less personally than the put launcher"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1841566013198107093)  2024-10-02T19:48Z [----] followers, 12.8K engagements


"the corner store (hi tayvis nation) san sabino theodora bungalow resy bot go hard to be fair i no longer enjoy the act of eating food but aside from that things are going well"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1846978144118755404)  2024-10-17T18:14Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@BlackSwan_ptf "europeans" "working" an attempt at humor i suppose"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1846983180496392483)  2024-10-17T18:34Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@tmnxeq @fozzydiablo market sell what symbol"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1849891736925139348)  2024-10-25T19:12Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"my point is - across the board BTCUSDT is generally the symbol with the deepest liquidity and highest volume so it is a (one of a handful) natural place to go to get out of USDT in an emergency situation for institutional players with tens or hundreds of millions in USDT exposure tbh i think too much depends on the specifics of the circumstances to answer this question with a blanket statement but it is not obvious that BTC goes down which i think is supposed to be the knee-jerk guess"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1849895204444307585)  2024-10-25T19:26Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"college student 19yrs running a deprecated version of hummingbot from his TI-83 graphing calculator in suburban ohio: "btc is at 94k. my time has come. i'll find the the world's thinnest order book on some god forsaken shitcoin i'll post 2-sided quotes $200 notional 202bps wide hilariously [--] bps outside the cutoff for MM incentives i'll set price tolerances of [---] bps so any time someone on the other side of the world sneezes my quotes cancel and repost [---] bps in the opposite direction wagmi" i understand it is a learning process and lord knows i've had my fair share of blunders. but the"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1859360983937904734)  2024-11-20T22:19Z [----] followers, 38.8K engagements


"ladies and gentlemen we found our guy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1859607801166774289)  2024-11-21T14:40Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@totlsota @elonmusk @gerkobot 🍻"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1860268686608642290)  2024-11-23T10:26Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@austerity_sucks yes fantastic point we can always inflate ourselves to solvency let's def use that to justify spending above absurdly beyond our means weimar zimbabwe hungary yugoslavia venezuela argentina turkey all knew. it is the way"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1860281954626650373)  2024-11-23T11:19Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@austerity_sucks @0xhyper1on @elonmusk the mental gymnastics here are impressive"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1860293754994782222)  2024-11-23T12:06Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"nice primer article i am not disputing whether inflating the debt away can be done. i also imagine Elon Musk the billionaire polymath king of the West genius of geniuses is also aware of the possibility of paying off our debts by printing USD i am saying it's a horrendous idea. and therefore moot i agree with Elon that step [--] should be trimming the fat. with a chainsaw"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1860297296057106869)  2024-11-23T12:20Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@crypto_bobby moments later womp womp"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1862269195511033863)  2024-11-28T22:55Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"happy thanksgiving folks 🦃🏈"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1862270043603542486)  2024-11-28T22:59Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"great pod as always. thoughts - @caseykcaruso is a beast you guys should bring her back. agree w perception of desci as existing crypto-native cohort rotating into new vertical as cash grab (also agree w dao bearishness) - haseeb's gesticulation is escalating - tom's turtleneck is preposterous but also kinda works"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1863786544223674539)  2024-12-03T03:25Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"lol this shit is wild. bro was shot and killed by the chief of the korean CIA at a *dinner party* [--]. Park Chung-hee (19621979) Assassinated. On Oct [--] [----] South Korean President Park Chung-hee was shot and killed by Kim Jae-gyu head of the KCIA (a powerful spy agency). It happened during a dinner party at a KCIA safe house in Seoul. Kim also killed Parks bodyguard claiming the presidents harsh rule was hurting the country. Some think it was a personal feud. The assassination ended Parks 18-year rule and led to political chaos including a military coup the next year"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1864010326670462996)  2024-12-03T18:14Z [----] followers, 223.2K engagements


"it was pretty gross but we must retake 100k this is what being in the trenches looks like"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1865053777838981362)  2024-12-06T15:20Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"has anyone successfully documented a cost basis of $0.00001 that HYPE was ostensibly airdropped at the low print of the day on hl was $2.00 which is the only place it traded afaik i don't think a screenshot of a position being up 130000000% is going to hold up under audit unfortunately as much as i'd like send my gain porn to some sad sack at the service when they inevitably anal probe me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1865064698183303464)  2024-12-06T16:04Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@SplitCapital keep eyes peeled for Monad Hon or Hyperliquid Yan and trim positions accordingly"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1865434418237559154)  2024-12-07T16:33Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@davidjhlee @jtgi @MetaMask this is a great idea would be super annoying to maintain might also get sued/prosecuted even for whitehatting good project for a true anon"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1865479775462015433)  2024-12-07T19:33Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@wsbmod but have you considered hyperliquid"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1866189277782053182)  2024-12-09T18:32Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"i'm gonna launch an exchange named "OrderBook" just to make variable naming in the api integration a total nightmare my enemies will never see it coming"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1867298757349716429)  2024-12-12T20:01Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"just in case anyone was wondering how this is going for our favorite neighborhood pastry chef his hyperliquid bags are now worth $143000000 for those in the back that's one hundred and forty three million dollars half of it could be realized now that's a lot of croissants step 1: start an actual bakery step 2: become Tier A crypto market maker step 3: be early MM on Tier A new perp dex / L1 (hyperliquid) step 4: get airdropped $3 million dollars of L1 memecoin (PURR) step 5: build Telegram bots to onboard the unwashed masses to said L1 step 6: step 1: start an actual bakery step 2: become"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1869096556668035158)  2024-12-17T19:05Z [----] followers, 75.3K engagements


"i'm in the arena trying stuff. some will make one hundred and forty three million dollars some won't. but always learning"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1869135145128890441)  2024-12-17T21:38Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"to be clear i am a big proponent of martingaling as long as you have infinite capital unlimited bets iid outcomes guaranteed mean reversion no transaction costs and known loss probability"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1872287760922612117)  2024-12-26T14:26Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@hahawegonnadie ok smartass please educate us on how this is not martingaling"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1872370257513635987)  2024-12-26T19:53Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"i mean many of these assets don't even have positive drift at 10-20x leverage we're talking about single digit % move increments until liquidation nobody is martingaling from 100% to 0% of starting price (strawman) if i can double down on my bet [--] times while the asset moves against me in 10x 5% increments that is martingaling. stop being pedantic"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1872406161917395035)  2024-12-26T22:16Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@grugcapital uh oh gut shot on the doe miss hunting havent been in years went elk hunting in northern nm every year growing up also deer hogs quail pheasant turkey in tx"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1873465673969746379)  2024-12-29T20:26Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"i love base but this aint it. sadly the majority of this volume is fake :( @SynFuturesDefi making up vast majority (90%+) of this stated volume and their volume is clearly all fake. haven't seen anyone call them out on their bs but we didn't integrate because of it how can i tell their volume is majority fake 1) oi/volume. they claim 24hr BTC/USDT PERP volume of $312m but only $3m open interest - so OI/volume = 1%. for comparison binance is $9bn / $20bn - OI/volume = 45% 2) spread. despite having [---] bp maker fees their spread on BTC/USDT PERP is [--] bps (could drive a semi truck through this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1876356867082854875)  2025-01-06T19:55Z [----] followers, 131.1K engagements


"@ZOuadallah29709 @wedtm @SynFuturesDefi prove me wrong bitch"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1876418531962831072)  2025-01-07T00:00Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"ok since i've opened this can of worms yet again fully *HALF* (5/10) of the top [--] @DefiLlama perps dex protocols are faking most/all of their volume go to the Defi Llama perps DEX page and scan the Volume/TVL column for anything over [--]. all fake. faking volume is easy. faking TVL is not as easy @OfficialApeXdex @SynFuturesDefi @SatoriFinance @HoldstationW @jojo_exchange all majority fake volume. naming names prove me wrong (disclaimer this [--] volume/tvl number has no basis in actual research but seems to be a reasonable heuristic. check for yourself) this is not only an insult to the"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1876633912111202399)  2025-01-07T14:16Z [----] followers, 40K engagements


"they should outsource it to community to flag as potentially fake it's fine if they moderate that on the backend. i am also more than happy to advise or help w this protocols could even get un-flagged if they drop the fake volume act but that both 1) gives Defi Llama social cover and 2) solves the problem"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1876638819081990283)  2025-01-07T14:35Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@bbzzzbbzzz @DefiLlama this could be fudged too. even tvl can be inflated. i think best way is community moderation (+ defi llama moderation on backend). but admittedly not easy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1876639293646798957)  2025-01-07T14:37Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@Uncle_bridge @bbzzzbbzzz @DefiLlama eg you could have [--] internal accounts with offsetting positions that frequently rebalance collateral so the oi exists but it's not organic"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1876664265538715874)  2025-01-07T16:16Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@stalequant re apex maybe you are seeing something i'm not but this is pretty conclusive to be fair i'm not sure how they have the tvl probably some trickery there too if someone digs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1876686687360962719)  2025-01-07T17:45Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@keen2climb @DefiLlama @jessepollak tbh i am not sure if he knew previously or not (but he does now) i've even had other perp dex CEOs ask me if synfutures was faking their volume. if they weren't aware it's possible (arguably likely) @jessepollak did not know trying to be unbiased here"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1876704145786237205)  2025-01-07T18:55Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"the doorman to our office building just asked me if i trade crypto and then asked me if we are betting on the BLS non-farm payrolls number coming out tomorrow because he is what stage of the cycle is this feels like post-peak behavior get this man some ubi asap"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1877406365775253936)  2025-01-09T17:25Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"i wonder if he has redundancy in his data feeds or just scrapes the BLS website at release time like a true cowboy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1877407085605839215)  2025-01-09T17:28Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"want to know something crazy not a *single one* of the platforms i named and tagged has attempted to refute or disprove my claims that they are faking vast majority of their volume nor did any employee nor did any user makes ya think ok since i've opened this can of worms yet again fully *HALF* (5/10) of the top [--] @DefiLlama perps dex protocols are faking most/all of their volume go to the Defi Llama perps DEX page and scan the Volume/TVL column for anything over [--]. all fake. faking volume is easy. https://t.co/uwPlT8Icdu ok since i've opened this can of worms yet again fully *HALF* (5/10)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1878087950929416253)  2025-01-11T14:33Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"classic fractal entropy the fibonacci confluence with the inverse gamma parabola retracement is begging for elliott wave matrix overlay combine that with the rsi divergence recalibration against the ichimoku clouds kumo twist and youve got a textbook quantum harmonic correction phase definitely signaling an oscillatory wavelet expansion into a higher-order fractal bifurcation $hype abc done imo major [-----] tagged clear [--] wave move down after [--] wave move up correction lasted same amount of time as the impulse. higher. https://t.co/9obxAUSoI1 $hype abc done imo major [-----] tagged clear [--] wave"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1878615726413451317)  2025-01-13T01:31Z [----] followers, 57.1K engagements


"@idoccor ou processes dont apply unless youre accounting for the stochastic resonance in the macd phase space. lyapunov stability is irrelevant when the system is governed by nonlinear chaotic attractors"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1878618518452892125)  2025-01-13T01:42Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"behaviors on X i find fascinating: - bookmarking shitposts - following accounts of imprisoned / dead people but why"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1878838342479204412)  2025-01-13T16:15Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@fengtality @PepMangione interesting valid"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1878863701023101108)  2025-01-13T17:56Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"thinking about building a telegram bot to simplify hyperliquid onboarding spot trading wallet management (non custodial) BONKbot for hyperliquid focus being as few clicks from dollars/USDC to hyperliquid eco tokens as possible as securely as possible have spoken to [--] other ppl who had this idea independently but afaik it doesn't yet exist in the form i'm envisioning 100% self funded would not require / accept outside VC investment. hypothetical future tokenomics would mimic hype tokenomics were it to exist complementary to hypurr.fun not direct competitor (similar to bonkbot + pump.fun"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1879206932747034682)  2025-01-14T16:40Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"what would you name a BONKbot clone for hyperliquid Hybot HyperBot ZapBot HyperZap Hybot HyperBot ZapBot HyperZap"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1879319041942417882)  2025-01-15T00:05Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"i was listening to a spaces just now where they were describing how to buy some hl spot token from a cold start it was the most convoluted shit ever feels like a sign to build this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1879320994718044260)  2025-01-15T00:13Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"this is an oversimplification but if all other trading stopped on the HYPE/USDC pair and it was just the hyperliquid assistance fund buying $1mm of HYPE with the daily protocol fees which it is HYPE would grind up roughly 100% in [--] month according to the current order book which shows $34.0mm of ask liquidity at +100% depth so.how is this not a screaming buy down here"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1909237891517075737)  2025-04-07T13:32Z [----] followers, 49.4K engagements


"yeah quick shoutout to the homies @AcrossProtocol @hal2001 [--] bucks for a 250k eth-arb usdc bridge in [--] mins pretty damn good. fast reliable have done tens of thousands of bridge tx on there big fan"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1909258268234461224)  2025-04-07T14:53Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"In the last [--] seconds Hyperliquid made $121195 Annually that's $127400184000 with an S&P500 average P/E ratio of [--] a fair value for $HYPE would be $8920 (3.1T market cap)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1909434491971477655)  2025-04-08T02:33Z [----] followers, 31.6K engagements


"HYPE just flipped Bitgets exchange token in mkt cap thoughts @GracyBitget might be time to coordinate a pump girlfran or at least crank up the B booking on your retail flow hope youre well #Hyperliquid may be on track to become #FTX [---]. The way it handled the $JELLY incident was immature unethical and unprofessional triggering user losses and casting serious doubts over its integrity. Despite presenting itself as an innovative decentralized exchange with a #Hyperliquid may be on track to become #FTX [---]. The way it handled the $JELLY incident was immature unethical and unprofessional"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1911195078875349055)  2025-04-12T23:09Z [----] followers, 30.2K engagements


"in case anyone wondered the hype whale chat (100k HYPE minimum) is just moon bois talking about the chart not sure what i expected tbh but high net worth / low net worth at the end of the day the only thing ppl care about is number go up. and i am not immune hyperliquid"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1911415261099442377)  2025-04-13T13:44Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"would anyone be interested in a markets overview dashboard 1-page site mostly binance data it's the one we've been using internally not planning on adding any features but it's a useful tool can make a public version available if there is interest @velo_xyz is fuller featured but sometimes quick and dirty works"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1912553853418881295)  2025-04-16T17:09Z [----] followers, 10.8K engagements


"👀 hyperliquid"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1916786150838042718)  2025-04-28T09:26Z [----] followers, 21.4K engagements


"thinking about putting through [--] quadrillion dollars of volume in a single day on @Lighter_xyz just to make things awkward for everyone w/ the whole zero fees thing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1917487280052150758)  2025-04-30T07:52Z [----] followers, 12.8K engagements


"maybe i'll do it on LTC/USD for extra spicy discomfort"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1917487850712428992)  2025-04-30T07:55Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"with prices in the shadow realm and desk heads clocking out for the summer you can actually make money on funding arbs right now. click arbs are back baby so i just shipped a new funding rates screener dashboard. we use a similar tool internally - real-time funding rates across major derivs exchanges - no zero signup required (ever) instant free access - clean grid view showing best opportunities first - standardized symbol / info for easy comparison + annualized APR (to be fair a marketing gimmick spreads collapse within a couple days but what the hell) - works on mobile - fast frequent"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1919849354778599574)  2025-05-06T20:18Z [----] followers, 20.5K engagements


"holy shit they turned yesteryear's crown jewel of capitalism into a tennis court lol @KrisAbdelmessih @moreproteinbars"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1921950296898519292)  2025-05-12T15:27Z [----] followers, 10.5K engagements


"pretty powerful tbh. i don't know of another tool like it. for example if you only trade on binance bybit and @tradeparadex you can now filter for those exchanges and find the best funding arbs in just a few clicks"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1923064993919975785)  2025-05-15T17:16Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@JamesWynnReal deposited $50k just now not perhaps a GREAT sign that we're checking the couch cushions"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1925260985134158106)  2025-05-21T18:42Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"he scraped together some dribs and drabs for another $425k deposit liquidation price is now $103820 (instead of $103850 pre-deposit LOL) $198k of USDT left on the arbitrum side in .6bedb6 (outside hyperliquid) that he's been 1inch swapping to USDC my guess is that $200k is the last bullet in the chamber and he is net down $5m here afaict between the positions. bro is TILTED. if equities dump into the close we might see fireworks"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1925265153345425623)  2025-05-21T18:59Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@defi_kay_ crime of course"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1926009552895426655)  2025-05-23T20:17Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"this is pretty violent chop past [--] mins it feels like the bottom could fall out i hope for the future generations of wynns it does not but it could"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1926066699247255615)  2025-05-24T00:04Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"hell yeah james just claimed $2433.43 in rewards his liquidation price decreased 0.0048% as a result feeling comfy here"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1926068349202501815)  2025-05-24T00:10Z [----] followers, 11.1K engagements


"yes you also need to ensure your execution prices (inclusive of fees) are not completely offsetting the pnl from the funding rate arb often especially on majors the price difference will offset exactly the amount of the arbitrage thereby leaving no actual arb for a click trader to execute caveat emptor"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1933201853375775034)  2025-06-12T16:36Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@NormieNFT BUT on alts especially on long tail exchanges the arb is often very real but you might only be able to trade $10k size or something"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1933202077758497265)  2025-06-12T16:37Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@NormieNFT you may hereby intuit yet another wrinkle you need to model / guesstimate how long the funding arb will persist the mark prices might even close to the index within minutes of you trading on long tails with very thin liquidity shit there goes your arb"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1933202901146456275)  2025-06-12T16:41Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@NormieNFT i actually have a friend who uses the scala one too. but it sucks ass way too brittle and complex"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1933204471317766483)  2025-06-12T16:47Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"can be particularly nasty on the god forsaken DWF pump & dump scams one minute you'll be happily clipping 1% every [--] hours until your hedging exchange flips on its head and charges you 4x what it was before now your position is upside down and inside out and you can't get out of it without losing on your execution there is probably some edge here in knowing the interval adjustment policies of each exchange. i've never seen anyone talk about that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1933224849045848228)  2025-06-12T18:08Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"can anyone connect me to hyperliquid/hyperevm builder group chats we are building on hyperevm and want to meet hl folks mingle bounce ideas bonus if it has some nyc ppl"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1933262444975341735)  2025-06-12T20:37Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"thank you guys. this is CT at its best love it. ppl helping out for no reason other than to help. several convos going already hyperliquid"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1933272320904253473)  2025-06-12T21:16Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@leanking_23 @HypioHL wait really what do i do buy a hypio and join the discord"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1933272541864603855)  2025-06-12T21:17Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@nayshins got it so all i need to do to solve my problem is stop solving my problem"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1933531018625159447)  2025-06-13T14:24Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"i do kinda want a rolex or ap but i also don't want to be stabbed or thrown in a van the r/r seems horrendously lopsided no guess i'll stick with my apple watch risk management"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1933538011314069608)  2025-06-13T14:52Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@hedgewaver REST updated every 30s for most exchanges"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1935368361115885838)  2025-06-18T16:05Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@hedgewaver Storing them in redis It rounds to nearest bp so [--] makes sense for majors like BTC"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1935449390275080428)  2025-06-18T21:27Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@ethics3606 @vortoxica ok i pushed a change so it's [--] decimal place. it's a little more cluttered but i think the false precision will reduce user uncertainty"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1936043593539408148)  2025-06-20T12:48Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@DU09BTC @DefiIgnas it's a 20x most top holders are staking and no i would not sell (i have not sold a single HYPE. in fact i bought $500k more around $10) hyperliquid"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1936070237012607382)  2025-06-20T14:34Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"you said BERA on binance (not hl) which was indeed showing [--] but it's because it's was [----] bps at the time. i added the decimal to reduce this confusion which i had been thinking about doing anyway Lighter is a different matter i don't think i can fix it in current form. their funding whips all over the place due to low liquidity and i think their time weighting calc may be different or something and the API is severely rate limited so those are just often wrong unfortunately. needs better API i think it's the only exchange that i am unable to refresh all funding rates every 30s anyway"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1936085795196015066)  2025-06-20T15:36Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"i feel like i usually have a pretty good pulse on crypto markets. and then i see things like bitcoin cash BCH is ranked #8 and litecoin LTC is ranked #12 by open interest on binance and i realize i may have a looser grasp than i thought"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1936111545093611749)  2025-06-20T17:18Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"who tf is trading these in size. OGs hedging"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1936112159877964260)  2025-06-20T17:21Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"@laurentzeimes i don't think that works at scale amazon collects and remits taxes on behalf of the sellers they also don't fuck around they'll cut long-time sellers off for minor violations without batting an eye ask me how i know"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1937495218909254100)  2025-06-24T12:57Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@laurentzeimes actually you're right it might work for high value items for a bit but amazon will kill your business instantly if they get a whiff of it it's also not easy to spin up a high volume business you have to ramp up over time (they throttle you)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1937496249952878881)  2025-06-24T13:01Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"new swag who dis 💧 great meeting everyone last night "let's cook" hyperliquid"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1937500083802497444)  2025-06-24T13:16Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"cool shit has been achieved internally we just executed the first swap on our own hyperevm amm and fetched the tx from our own hyperevm node and displayed the tx results on our own hyperevm explorer you can just do things hyperliquid"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1937589915170025909)  2025-06-24T19:13Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@HyperLcrgs dex will probably come after launch actually. i think release cadence will be 1) tg bot 2) discovery web app frontend 3) aggregator / dex not sure best way to encapsulate for marketing. have been using "The Gateway to HyperEVM""  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1937592544377868770)  2025-06-24T19:23Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"does nobody at bera realize that bm stands for bowel movement or is that the joke"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1937899507057844537)  2025-06-25T15:43Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"one day (in the next [--] years) funding rates will never be more than [--] bps dislocated between venues today is not that day Right now @0xLoris https://t.co/zzSenLplIo Right now @0xLoris https://t.co/zzSenLplIo"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1938212511305896180)  2025-06-26T12:27Z [----] followers, 36K engagements


"the other thing about looking at severely dislocated funding rates is it's the single best indicator (other than price itself) for where supply / demand is out of whack it's a good way to find straight up cross-venue price arbs as well. you can click trade this shit watch prices for a few minutes to see how they swing around for a bit before diving in. if they are pegged to a continuous price differential then there is probably a MM keeping them in line with funding rates if it's swinging around wildly get the bazookas out and start blasting that arb in the SAHARA (whatever that is) example"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1938226808383566289)  2025-06-26T13:24Z [----] followers, 29.6K engagements


"@etant0x we don't i dislike mexc and ran into the same issue with futures api restriction when we were onboarding as mm havent checked on it in a year or two they were talking about opening up the api but never followed up"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1938229573193503157)  2025-06-26T13:35Z 10.5K followers, [---] engagements


"this is actually alpha btw not many teams have this kind of tool and you can use it yes you man holding white monster energy drink without a shirt on http://loris.tools http://loris.tools"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1938235449144971577)  2025-06-26T13:58Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"the absolute lowest hanging fruit on earth in [----] if you want to make one BILLION dollars is building and selling a dev tooling startup to a fortune [---] tech company that is playing catch-up to the ai wave I created a clone of Cursor background agent in a day as an mcp server. Supports spawning new container with Claude code running in print mode it clones the repo perform the tasks handle subsequent comments and push. Nobody has moat anymore this is insane. I created a clone of Cursor background agent in a day as an mcp server. Supports spawning new container with Claude code running in"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1938248229176676867)  2025-06-26T14:49Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@laurentzeimes agree narrow window but still open for now given that vs code wrapper llm aggregators are getting acq for [--] billion dollars (windsurf) early distribution is hard part. probably need to raise vc to accomplish"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1938256450502991979)  2025-06-26T15:22Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"a big reason the spreads will compress is exchanges changing the funding rates specs to a better standard every single exchange should have dynamic funding rates that accrue minutely and settle hourly or even more frequent the other big reasons are increased competition and increased scrutiny of manipulation (not as sure about that last one)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1938408349449515233)  2025-06-27T01:25Z [----] followers, [---] engagements


"you can tell a lot about a person by their yelp review distribution"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1939040546736972243)  2025-06-28T19:17Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"@ThalesNeverErly value capture on the full mental health stack this is a full-service operation one stop shop"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1939046735646531942)  2025-06-28T19:42Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"@fengtality @RaydiumProtocol @matchaxyz light mode terminal is crazy work"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1940588649017758049)  2025-07-03T01:49Z [----] followers, [--] engagements


"for price charts tx lists pool data like this screenshot are services like DEX Screener indexing the data themselves like via a custom in-house indexer saving data to some postgres DB fetching from an archive node they're running or is there some canonical 3rd party provider (specifically for hyperEVM *cough* *cough*.prefer to avoid 3rd party tho) what is the 'right' way to do it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1943326212194963813)  2025-07-10T15:07Z [----] followers, [----] engagements


"perhaps naive of me but it is genuinely exciting to think of a future where hyperliquid is an ecosystem providing users with full financial interoperability and freedom and someone in the philippines can buy a tokenized sp500 etf (via @hyperunit) to benefit from the growth of another country's economy to which they'd otherwise not have access with native liquidity deeper than any centralized entity on earth and *own a piece of the platform on which they're buying it (HYPE)* the integration (but separation) of hypercore and hyperevm is the first time i have ever seen the light at the end of"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xLoris/status/1945132262497886299)  2025-07-15T14:44Z [----] followers, [----] engagements

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