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[@PuckFupett69](/creator/twitter/PuckFupett69)
"My mom didnt work most of my childhood and it makes me realize we lived in a smaller house than most of my peers though we did look around a decent amount during the housing bubble. Ironically we could afford it when my dad stopped paying child support on my sister lol"  
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"the subway builder warnings are so funny because what do you mean my Central Park light rail loop is over capacity at 5am what am I even supposed to do about that"  
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"@Pwnitz lol abstract this talking about firebombing a Walmart"  
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"And thats my son Gods Plan Grad"  
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"I wonder if Trump would launch a counter strike if Russia launched a massive nuclear strike against the US. I think theres a decent chance he wouldnt given his clear fear of nuclear weapons"  
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"You are like a child. I help the Saudis not pay tax on being a landlord"  
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"@AZinCLE Yeah thats my default if I know who sent it Ill have trouble sometimes with bigger clients with a tax department or if one of my staff sent it and I dont remember who"  
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"Itll get easier when you need a 4x4 to navigate the roads and the sales tax is 15%"  
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"@FlimflamSlim @ThatGuyFromHS @whstancil The National Capitol Planning Commission disagrees. The White House is public property the president cant just tear it down"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PuckFupett69/status/1981203877652480053) [@PuckFupett69](/creator/x/PuckFupett69) 2025-10-23T03:39Z XXX followers, XX engagements


"@QueerDybbuk @CKIIIEnjoyer @Kylypso @ryangrim @AriDrennen I work in public accounting at a Big X providing tax services to big companies. Not the exact same but I simply dont see why merely working at McKinsey is some huge issue. Like sure if you do something illegal thats bad but otherwise it seems fine to me"  
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"@Ryderfangfang @AtelierMissor_ Thats Denmark. Europe is bad at integrating immigrants. Post some American data"  
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"@candymandarins Makes me realize that Orlando had a crazy street layout because the streets were constantly going around various lakes and ponds maybe that influenced my design"  
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"Okay young Curtis Sliwa was NICE with it god damn"  
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"@PanAmComintern @hooperunion @escargotpro_ Yes if you say a bunch of stuff that is framed in the worst way possible about Biden and totally ignore all the insane harm that Trump has caused (even on the specific issues you cite) you can ALMOST justify not voting for Kamala Harris"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PuckFupett69/status/1981528129416974800) [@PuckFupett69](/creator/x/PuckFupett69) 2025-10-24T01:08Z XXX followers, XX engagements


"Chicago has plenty of good Mexican food (not as much or as high quality as NYC but still fine) but it strikes me as silly to act like youd never get Chipotle. Its Chipotle not authentic Mexican. It is like ordering Dominos sometimes you want some Dominos its tasty"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PuckFupett69/status/1981688832832749899) [@PuckFupett69](/creator/x/PuckFupett69) 2025-10-24T11:46Z XXX followers, 3550 engagements


"Calling a genre of restaurants Mexican food is like saying McDonalds is American. I have a carnitas place an al pastor place a burrito norteo place a LA-style place a SF-style place a general taco place a torta place and Chipotle. Each has a totally different purpose"  
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"Today Show talking about the Village Dog Parade when they could be talking about the upcoming Fed meeting or recent changes to tariff policy. @TheStalwart is right"  
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"I would simply get a degree in accounting post under a name that you cant connect back to me and not get tattoos"  
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"2029: what the hell why is Graham Platner voting for the Exterminate Minorities Act"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PuckFupett69/status/1980834846416187598) [@PuckFupett69](/creator/x/PuckFupett69) 2025-10-22T03:13Z XXX followers, XXX engagements


"Okay like is Graham Platner literally the only somewhat progressive man in Maine Next week its gonna come out he personally choked the life out of a dozen orphans and people are going to say okay wow I didnt know liberals were purity testers"  
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"Why would centrist Democrats have to answer for Andrew Cuomo Hes not a Democrat. Hes running as an independent"  
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"Graham Platner putting his AirPods in and they dont connect and Siri says out loud Now playing your playlist Kanye West but only the stuff after he got really racist"  
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"gonna come out next week this was Graham Platners burner"  
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"This puts it way better than I have. Zohran takes politics seriously. In the age of Trump that couldnt be more refreshing"  
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"your cat/dog:"  
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"Whats actually wrong with working in professional services Why would someone need to renounce working in consulting Thats just a normal job"  
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"@Int3lligentking Its crazy how many peoples grandmas are probably giving to Trump for literally no reason"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PuckFupett69/status/1981138148869771630) [@PuckFupett69](/creator/x/PuckFupett69) 2025-10-22T23:18Z XXX followers, XX engagements


"Genuinely are you being paid by Graham Platner Theyre gonna release a video of him reading Mein Kampf to children and youre still gonna be defending him"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PuckFupett69/status/1981139215246381201) [@PuckFupett69](/creator/x/PuckFupett69) 2025-10-22T23:22Z XXX followers, XXX engagements


"@ThatGuyFromHS @whstancil Did he get any of the required approvals to modify the White House"  
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"@frontrunthis @barbossa1028 One person saving down important emails for a team is very different from everyone filing all their emails"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PuckFupett69/status/1981204144867442781) [@PuckFupett69](/creator/x/PuckFupett69) 2025-10-23T03:40Z XXX followers, XX engagements


"If I ever run for office nobody will be debating the meaning of my tattoos because I dont have any. Imagine how much discourse Graham Platner could avoid if he just was scared of needles and indecisive about what hed even want to get tattooed"  
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"Florida State is always an option"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PuckFupett69/status/1981321218268541036) [@PuckFupett69](/creator/x/PuckFupett69) 2025-10-23T11:26Z XXX followers, XX engagements


"Ireland must be liberated from the terrorist regime in Dublin and return to the rightful government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland. May the blessings of King Charles III pour over a reunited Ireland"  
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"Come on man the football team is dogshit this year let us have this"  
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"Zohran can seal the deal on being mayor by getting his girl pregnant and saying if elected mayor hell let New Yorkers help name the kid"  
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"Gracie after the mayoral mansion would be such a pretty name for a baby girl. Gracie Liberty Mamdani just has a nice ring to it"  
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"Sick of the hall monitor leftists saying that apparently its so awful for Andrew Cuomo to make some flirty jokes with his staff"  
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"You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like"  
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"Guy whos been on Election Twitter for years and just figuring out that ET does not refer to the Steven Spielberg movie"  
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"Bernie should run for senate in Maine and just occupy both the Vermont and Maine senate seats. I dont think theres a constitutional provision that prevents this"  
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"Saw a woman was having trouble getting tap to pay to work at the subway fare gate. Did I open the emergency gate for her No I just tapped my watch for her. She was very grateful"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PuckFupett69/status/1981441454376403356) [@PuckFupett69](/creator/x/PuckFupett69) 2025-10-23T19:23Z XXX followers, XX engagements


"It isnt a tick the left loves calling anything to do with rich people a new Gilded Age. Like you probably used that phrase to describe something the Biden administration did that pales in comparison to the naked corruption Trump is doing"  
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"@hueoops Lmfao gonna get some magazines printed up to take on the subway maybe put a collection of posts on the inside"  
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"love my absurd New York City train system currently running a $X billion/day profit lol"  
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"@marginletter @whstancil Its crazy how youre just fine with Trump constantly lying to you. Theres still people in this thread trying to push his lie from a few days ago about how he wasnt going to tear down the entire East Wing because they choose to believe Trump over their own eyes"  
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"Ryan Grim when it's time to talk about Graham Platner:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PuckFupett69/status/1981476064548241529) [@PuckFupett69](/creator/x/PuckFupett69) 2025-10-23T21:41Z XXX followers, XXX engagements


"Cant keep this pace up for 10km but hot damn just ran a sub X minute kilometer"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PuckFupett69/status/1981498490015666381) [@PuckFupett69](/creator/x/PuckFupett69) 2025-10-23T23:10Z XXX followers, XXX engagements


"@PanAmComintern @hooperunion @escargotpro_ You helped Trump send masked armed gangs into American cities to abduct people at random while also helping Netanyahu starve Gaza because you decided it was impossible for anything to ever be worse than Biden. You were incorrect"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PuckFupett69/status/1981526578241667480) [@PuckFupett69](/creator/x/PuckFupett69) 2025-10-24T01:02Z XXX followers, XXX engagements


"When youre a Real Eater its easy to forget a lot of people have really pedestrian takes on food especially around authenticity (four letter word in my book). I dont go to Chipotle because I want Mexican food. I go to Chipotle for a Mission burrito"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PuckFupett69/status/1981691093621383376) [@PuckFupett69](/creator/x/PuckFupett69) 2025-10-24T11:55Z XXX followers, XXX engagements


"If you think Trump/Vance sound tough on West Bank settlers just a reminder that Biden sanctioned West Bank settlers and Trump got rid of them"  
[X Link](https://x.com/PuckFupett69/status/1981693264676999512) [@PuckFupett69](/creator/x/PuckFupett69) 2025-10-24T12:04Z XXX followers, XX engagements


"@AZinCLE Im sure theres probably places that have Mission burritos but nowhere comes close to the coverage and consistency of Chipotle. Like yeah on the weekend Im not getting Chipotle but theres no authentic Mission style place in midtown near my office"  
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"Just like unironically being a Maoist and saying that its doing Maoism to not vote against Cuomo for Zohran is just so embarrassing dude. Like were not doing Maoism anytime soon at all. Come on man. Be for real"  
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"Remaking the UnderArmor WE MUST PROTECT THIS HOUSE ad but with video of the White House being torn down"  
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"@Milkczar Youre thinking too broadly calling Chipotle the same genre of food as like a taco truck doesnt make any sense. Theyre entirely different meals for entirely different purposes. Same with Dominos vs NYC/Chicago style. They satisfy different cravings"  
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"@ChartresBlue lmfao I just dont think of Chipotle as a substitute for real Mexican both are delicious in their own contexts"  
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"@BingusChungus61 lol all good I fully accept my grandfather was a war criminal for being a Lieutenant Colonel in the Air Force helping to coordinate the Christmas bombings"  
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