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[@pervitinyummy](/creator/twitter/pervitinyummy)
"Halting Medicare reimbursements would accelerate the attrition of boomers from the voting age population. We send what's left to designated geriatric colonies like Arkansas and Puerto Rico"  
[X Link](https://x.com/pervitinyummy/status/1980474725337035170) [@pervitinyummy](/creator/x/pervitinyummy) 2025-10-21T03:22Z XXX followers, XXX engagements


"RIP. We lost another one"  
[X Link](https://x.com/pervitinyummy/status/1979533563134693641) [@pervitinyummy](/creator/x/pervitinyummy) 2025-10-18T13:02Z XXX followers, XXX engagements


"The first thing I said to Daniel Penny when I saw him at Columbus Circle was "Mr. Penny nice to meet you I'm a big fan" which was so stupid and embarrassing I should've offered him my au pair"  
[X Link](https://x.com/pervitinyummy/status/1981199427072381226) [@pervitinyummy](/creator/x/pervitinyummy) 2025-10-23T03:22Z XXX followers, XX engagements


"I found the Hugo Boss uniform lying in the gutter so I picked it up with my brown hands and dry cleaned it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/pervitinyummy/status/1981700124532453633) [@pervitinyummy](/creator/x/pervitinyummy) 2025-10-24T12:31Z XXX followers, XX engagements