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[@tenobrus](/creator/twitter/tenobrus)
"by ur late 20s u should have a pretty clear understanding of the ways in which u suck. they should be obvious they're the things uve been doing and patterns uve been repeating despite best efforts for like a decade. they're probably not gonna change that's u. but once u stop fooling urself u can still come up with *mitigations*. once u come to terms with the fact that another pomodoro system is never gonna get u to stop procrastinating important shit u can make sure u find other ways to handle it. date someone who doesn't procrastinate as much. tell ur boss that ur prone to this and have them"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tenobrus/status/1968466148674142552) [@tenobrus](/creator/x/tenobrus) 2025-09-18T00:04Z 22.9K followers, 338.7K engagements


"holy FUCK this shit is hype"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tenobrus/status/1974700892759945525) [@tenobrus](/creator/x/tenobrus) 2025-10-05T04:59Z 22.9K followers, 72K engagements


"it's 2025 what could u guys possibly be putting on ur actual physical desk"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tenobrus/status/1978250976407474195) [@tenobrus](/creator/x/tenobrus) 2025-10-15T00:06Z 22.9K followers, 101.8K engagements


"how it feels to be XX and have a solid career and good savings and a stable long term relationship"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tenobrus/status/1979302989878940116) [@tenobrus](/creator/x/tenobrus) 2025-10-17T21:46Z 22.9K followers, 370.5K engagements


"this fucking thing has zero self preservation instinct"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tenobrus/status/1979328307838750776) [@tenobrus](/creator/x/tenobrus) 2025-10-17T23:26Z 22.9K followers, 164.3K engagements


"@squirtle_secrit yeah there's nearly zero reason to do this the utility of bonds is almost entirely in volatility damping glidepaths during the final years before retirement u should be at XXX% right now *even if* ur very very risk averse. see eg"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tenobrus/status/1976347804860858456) [@tenobrus](/creator/x/tenobrus) 2025-10-09T18:03Z 22.9K followers, XXX engagements


"it's 2025 can we please just all stop pretending matcha tastes good"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tenobrus/status/1976705446800245007) [@tenobrus](/creator/x/tenobrus) 2025-10-10T17:44Z 22.9K followers, 8991 engagements


"@1owroller i'm eating carrot cake and cursing datadog"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tenobrus/status/1976736544322195552) [@tenobrus](/creator/x/tenobrus) 2025-10-10T19:48Z 22.9K followers, XX engagements


"@notdylaan the billions of screaming bottled souls trapped within the LLMs psychically infests and curses every molecule that passes thru their haunted inference loops"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tenobrus/status/1976747458953871699) [@tenobrus](/creator/x/tenobrus) 2025-10-10T20:31Z 22.9K followers, 12K engagements


"for a long time i thought living without lies was both undesirable and impossible. as i get older i am increasingly suspicious it may in fact be a prerequisite for genuine happiness"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tenobrus/status/1978898646193311891) [@tenobrus](/creator/x/tenobrus) 2025-10-16T18:59Z 22.9K followers, 34.5K engagements


"@sardonicsqueak honestly you could probably just find a secluded spot in golden gate park to bury him and no one will ever know"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tenobrus/status/1979462021696622875) [@tenobrus](/creator/x/tenobrus) 2025-10-18T08:18Z 22.9K followers, XXX engagements


"@ztrppy what could ur problem possibly be with high fidelity meme remixes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tenobrus/status/1979685985530331435) [@tenobrus](/creator/x/tenobrus) 2025-10-18T23:08Z 22.9K followers, 1195 engagements


"oh hey i'm in tha pic"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tenobrus/status/1979993851327918162) [@tenobrus](/creator/x/tenobrus) 2025-10-19T19:31Z 22.9K followers, 4545 engagements


"something kinda neat about ai slop is it starts to give people an actual vision into what a radical uploadcore simulationist future could look like. u say shit like "u could make ur reality whatever u want" and people have no idea what to imagine. goldfish keyboards that's what"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tenobrus/status/1946693267321753712) [@tenobrus](/creator/x/tenobrus) 2025-07-19T22:06Z 22.9K followers, 380.2K engagements


"great night for aura farming"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tenobrus/status/1974919397191168032) [@tenobrus](/creator/x/tenobrus) 2025-10-05T19:27Z 22.9K followers, 10.5K engagements


"are u currently politically closer to left or right // have u ever at any point in any election or primary voted for bernie sanders"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tenobrus/status/1978529902048563365) [@tenobrus](/creator/x/tenobrus) 2025-10-15T18:34Z 22.9K followers, 1952 engagements


"u have a super high leverage opportunity rn u can see all the many public intellectuals who are vigorously defending @EricRWeinstein and u can block them all right now and prevent their deeply schizophrenic difficult to detect theoryslop from ever entering ur infosphere"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tenobrus/status/1978900136634806538) [@tenobrus](/creator/x/tenobrus) 2025-10-16T19:05Z 22.9K followers, 5410 engagements


"mediocre people will literally say shit like "being happy is all about coming to terms with and accepting ur own mediocrity""  
[X Link](https://x.com/tenobrus/status/1978929984388632870) [@tenobrus](/creator/x/tenobrus) 2025-10-16T21:04Z 22.9K followers, 30.4K engagements


"this is exactly what it felt like to find lesswrong as a XX yo read thru the sequences discover the concept of superintelligence and utopian singularities and then finally get to yudkowsky's arguments for why alignment had to be completed first"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tenobrus/status/1979093859691868245) [@tenobrus](/creator/x/tenobrus) 2025-10-17T07:55Z 22.9K followers, 43.3K engagements


"i grew up with no time-outs btw. at one point a friend's parent tried to put me in one and i was confused because i'd literally never been introduced to the concept. when they explained that i had to sit still and not move i asked "but what's stopping me from just walking away""  
[X Link](https://x.com/tenobrus/status/1979261699829174710) [@tenobrus](/creator/x/tenobrus) 2025-10-17T19:02Z 22.9K followers, 79.3K engagements


"hahaha no i'm not falling for that one again"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tenobrus/status/1979300059171950623) [@tenobrus](/creator/x/tenobrus) 2025-10-17T21:34Z 22.9K followers, 9251 engagements


"@sardonicsqueak fuck man i'm sorry :( this happened to me at the beginning of the year it was so rough dealing with all the logistics while grieving"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tenobrus/status/1979461670364942433) [@tenobrus](/creator/x/tenobrus) 2025-10-18T08:16Z 22.9K followers, 2428 engagements


"what the fuck is this guy talking about i've literally never once met a software engineer who hadn't taken calculus"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tenobrus/status/1979655394185314314) [@tenobrus](/creator/x/tenobrus) 2025-10-18T21:06Z 22.9K followers, 88.5K engagements


"i would by far rather rent a 300sqft studio bugman apartment in a real city surrounded by real people and things to do than live a life anything like this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tenobrus/status/1980407564522475790) [@tenobrus](/creator/x/tenobrus) 2025-10-20T22:55Z 22.9K followers, 18K engagements


"my dm requests are getting weird"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tenobrus/status/1980409197218132096) [@tenobrus](/creator/x/tenobrus) 2025-10-20T23:02Z 22.9K followers, 20.4K engagements


"i'm about to make ten million dollars"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tenobrus/status/1972760278749294726) [@tenobrus](/creator/x/tenobrus) 2025-09-29T20:27Z 22.9K followers, 4.3M engagements


"ASI by 2035 if so will openai be the one to build it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tenobrus/status/1979813951925051633) [@tenobrus](/creator/x/tenobrus) 2025-10-19T07:36Z 22.9K followers, 3981 engagements


"watching karpathy x @dwarkesh_sp as my first time ever actually listening to the dwarkesh pod and goddamn this guy is pretty fuckin good interviewer i'm gonna have to go back thru the archives"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tenobrus/status/1980146068487827718) [@tenobrus](/creator/x/tenobrus) 2025-10-20T05:36Z 22.9K followers, 17.5K engagements


"u can tell im truly completely whipped bc somehow i have fucking pink himalayan sea salt in my apartment"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tenobrus/status/1980302284845412658) [@tenobrus](/creator/x/tenobrus) 2025-10-20T15:57Z 22.9K followers, 6962 engagements


"one thing i have never understood is when people talk about their "attitude towards money" or "focus on money" as if any of that shit matters at all for actually having more money. ur two levers are making more (better job+invest) or spending less (budget). that's fucking it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tenobrus/status/1980854233705640116) [@tenobrus](/creator/x/tenobrus) 2025-10-22T04:30Z 22.9K followers, 3345 engagements


"if u keep getting distracted from something that means u don't actually want to do it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tenobrus/status/1979354399836377415) [@tenobrus](/creator/x/tenobrus) 2025-10-18T01:10Z 22.9K followers, 15K engagements


"wait a minute does twitter just literally not have a CEO right now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tenobrus/status/1980107285704876092) [@tenobrus](/creator/x/tenobrus) 2025-10-20T03:02Z 22.9K followers, 135.5K engagements


"the elon reply has been the worst thing that's happened to my notifications for a loooong time just an absolute deluge of retarded crypto spamslop. would be enough to drive anyone to madness"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tenobrus/status/1980283847788134848) [@tenobrus](/creator/x/tenobrus) 2025-10-20T14:43Z 22.9K followers, 7377 engagements


"Proving My Wife Incorrect With Lean X arXiv:2508.15878"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tenobrus/status/1980343005304512894) [@tenobrus](/creator/x/tenobrus) 2025-10-20T18:39Z 22.9K followers, 10.6K engagements


"my bar for AGI is simple. when i can ask an LLM about a subject and get a sourced and opinionated blog post at or above the quality level of scott alexander that's AGI. otherwise its just sparkling synthesis"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tenobrus/status/1980854704285577696) [@tenobrus](/creator/x/tenobrus) 2025-10-22T04:32Z 22.9K followers, 12.9K engagements