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[@HalfwayPost](/creator/twitter/HalfwayPost)
"BREAKING: After seeing how much bigger Xi Jinping's ballroom in Beijing is Donald Trump is reportedly telling his staffers that he may have to bulldoze "a little more of the White House.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalfwayPost/status/1983917961564790902) [@HalfwayPost](/creator/x/HalfwayPost) 2025-10-30T15:24Z 95K followers, 1305 engagements


"BREAKING: Unsurprisingly a local MAGA fan who posed in front of the Alligator Alcatraz sign a few months ago just found a photo of his grandparents attending a lynching in the 30s"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalfwayPost/status/1981578367951643107) [@HalfwayPost](/creator/x/HalfwayPost) 2025-10-24T04:27Z 95K followers, 3438 engagements


"BREAKING: Mike Johnson is reportedly beginning to worry Trump wont let him open Congress ever again"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalfwayPost/status/1983213863496471024) [@HalfwayPost](/creator/x/HalfwayPost) 2025-10-28T16:46Z 95K followers, 2807 engagements


"Get ready for Trump to play up the "War on Christmas""  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalfwayPost/status/1981378276225667153) [@HalfwayPost](/creator/x/HalfwayPost) 2025-10-23T15:12Z 95K followers, 24.5K engagements


"Trump's doctors are worried he's following RFK Jr.'s crackpot advice"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalfwayPost/status/1981378278234476649) [@HalfwayPost](/creator/x/HalfwayPost) 2025-10-23T15:12Z 95K followers, 22.8K engagements


"BREAKING: Donald Trump is reportedly pissed because his AI video of dropping feces on the No Kings protesters backfired and is once again making #TrumpSmellsLikeShit trend on all the social media platforms"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalfwayPost/status/1979950748550021315) [@HalfwayPost](/creator/x/HalfwayPost) 2025-10-19T16:40Z 95K followers, 422.1K engagements


"BREAKING: Mike Johnson is reportedly starting to feel like Donald Trump is ruining his legacy as Speaker of the House by forcing him to keep Congress closed until Trump can threaten enough Republicans to back out of voting for releasing the Epstein Files"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalfwayPost/status/1983732697127383182) [@HalfwayPost](/creator/x/HalfwayPost) 2025-10-30T03:08Z 95K followers, 1667 engagements


"BREAKING: The workers demolishing the East Wing reportedly just severed a sewer pipe and now poop and urine have flooded all over the White House grounds"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalfwayPost/status/1981378940007559307) [@HalfwayPost](/creator/x/HalfwayPost) 2025-10-23T15:15Z 95K followers, 1.7M engagements


"BREAKING: A leaked memo from Fox News revealed that the networks interviewers use Vicks VapoRub when interviewing Trump because he smells like as one Fox producer described it rotten eggs soaking in a boiling pot of diarrhea"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalfwayPost/status/1983198240725184783) [@HalfwayPost](/creator/x/HalfwayPost) 2025-10-28T15:44Z 95K followers, 25K engagements


"BREAKING: The news of Trump's recent MRI has renewed rumors that he has only months to live"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalfwayPost/status/1983245944268435837) [@HalfwayPost](/creator/x/HalfwayPost) 2025-10-28T18:54Z 95K followers, 52.4K engagements


"BREAKING: Donald Trump reportedly smelled so bad while visiting Japan he made Prime Minister Sanae Takaichi throw up during a reception dinner"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalfwayPost/status/1983621765193761208) [@HalfwayPost](/creator/x/HalfwayPost) 2025-10-29T19:47Z 95K followers, 39.8K engagements


"BREAKING: South Korean government officials are reportedly talking about how letting Trump be president when he was so visibly demented and lost throughout his Asian tour is "elder abuse.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalfwayPost/status/1983937677952008587) [@HalfwayPost](/creator/x/HalfwayPost) 2025-10-30T16:42Z 95K followers, 2082 engagements


"BREAKING: Several gay dating apps are reportedly threatening that if the Supreme Court bans gay marriage they'll reveal all the closeted Republican officials and members of Congress who have accounts on their platforms"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalfwayPost/status/1955105884079788292) [@HalfwayPost](/creator/x/HalfwayPost) 2025-08-12T03:15Z 95K followers, 10M engagements


"BREAKING: The National Parks Service says that America's historic preservation laws "make it very clear" Donald Trump will now have to rebuild the White House's East Wing exactly the way it was at personal expense"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalfwayPost/status/1981050933443248235) [@HalfwayPost](/creator/x/HalfwayPost) 2025-10-22T17:32Z 95K followers, 1.1M engagements


"BREAKING: After finding out that the East Wing's demolition is likely flinging asbestos all over the White House grounds Trump is reportedly trying to sue someone but can't because he started the construction job without any of the proper legal permissions"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalfwayPost/status/1981110262724763747) [@HalfwayPost](/creator/x/HalfwayPost) 2025-10-22T21:27Z 95K followers, 463.7K engagements


"BREAKING: A homophobic televangelist from South Carolina claims ANTIFA tied him up assaulted him and forced him to solicit sex from the man who called the police on him"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalfwayPost/status/1981751593356955862) [@HalfwayPost](/creator/x/HalfwayPost) 2025-10-24T15:56Z 95K followers, 4291 engagements


"BREAKING: Donald Trump is reportedly resisting his doctors advice that he install a stairlift for getting on and off Air Force One"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HalfwayPost/status/1983988357417050191) [@HalfwayPost](/creator/x/HalfwayPost) 2025-10-30T20:04Z 95K followers, 2873 engagements