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[@UltiPlanet](/creator/twitter/UltiPlanet)
"Whats the frisbee equivalent of a player being so good the team puts their not very good siblings on the roster"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UltiPlanet/status/1977773245400240620) [@UltiPlanet](/creator/x/UltiPlanet) 2025-10-13T16:27Z 1632 followers, 3326 engagements


"Frisbee but every time you score you have to add an extra panel to your X panel hat"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UltiPlanet/status/1978114128574112147) [@UltiPlanet](/creator/x/UltiPlanet) 2025-10-14T15:02Z 1632 followers, XXX engagements


"Bored at league Try passive aggressive frisbee Have you considered holding the mark Did you mean to let them go up line like that Dw about it Its not like its the first time you dropped it Your ugly jersey really distracts from your mediocre throws"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UltiPlanet/status/1978827002112094596) [@UltiPlanet](/creator/x/UltiPlanet) 2025-10-16T14:14Z 1632 followers, XXX engagements


"Heard a Philly area college frisbee team say we should call ourselves exciting whites like cooper and reed Brother youre on a frisbee team youre not exciting and youre almost all white"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UltiPlanet/status/1980669049177825483) [@UltiPlanet](/creator/x/UltiPlanet) 2025-10-21T16:14Z 1631 followers, XXX engagements


"Everyone knows i talk shit about Canadian teams at USAU natties but thats just cuz it literally says USA right in the name of the event That said you have no idea how much im rooting for Toronto in the World Series this year #FDJT"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UltiPlanet/status/1980669406599659931) [@UltiPlanet](/creator/x/UltiPlanet) 2025-10-21T16:16Z 1632 followers, XXX engagements


"Self officiating has been going terribly for me outside of frisbee. I got pulled over today for speeding and the cop was very upset when he asked me if I knew how fast I was going and I said contest"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UltiPlanet/status/1979198004377608402) [@UltiPlanet](/creator/x/UltiPlanet) 2025-10-17T14:49Z 1633 followers, XXX engagements


"Frisbee needs new rules. Its too easy for the defense to gain an advantage by fouling players right after they catch the disc. I think if you foul someone and they catch it you should have to wear mittens for the rest of the game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UltiPlanet/status/1981761224451760228) [@UltiPlanet](/creator/x/UltiPlanet) 2025-10-24T16:34Z 1633 followers, XX engagements


"You know what maybe the lakers couldnt beat sockeye. The Celtics SUCK at spike ball and frisbee players can spike balls in their sleep. The only logical conclusion is frisbee players are better athletes than nba players"  
[X Link](https://x.com/UltiPlanet/status/1980996575217570213) [@UltiPlanet](/creator/x/UltiPlanet) 2025-10-22T13:56Z 1633 followers, XXX engagements