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[@maxvayshia](/creator/twitter/maxvayshia)
"This is middle of October closer to December. Avoid leaving your phones or any valuable device or property of yours near any window in your house. Watch your cars and park them where you can monitor them"  
[X Link](https://x.com/maxvayshia/status/1978711071167795391) [@maxvayshia](/creator/x/maxvayshia) 2025-10-16T06:34Z 160.4K followers, 43.9K engagements


"The truth is the reason why Arne Slots Liverpool won the league last season is cos of the good job Klopp had already left on ground prior to his arrival. Man sold out some players and bought his kind of players. This season is bringing out his real worth as a manager"  
[X Link](https://x.com/maxvayshia/status/1979980603568148796) [@maxvayshia](/creator/x/maxvayshia) 2025-10-19T18:38Z 160.3K followers, 10.6K engagements


"Because it is Osimhen now he doesnt need a therapist bah"  
[X Link](https://x.com/maxvayshia/status/1974846337075351581) [@maxvayshia](/creator/x/maxvayshia) 2025-10-05T14:37Z 160.4K followers, 289.2K engagements


"This should reach BBC and CNN. It's not enough. Girl is cooked. Things we all love to see. ❤🫶🏾"  
[X Link](https://x.com/maxvayshia/status/1976387960984756395) [@maxvayshia](/creator/x/maxvayshia) 2025-10-09T20:43Z 160.4K followers, 163.4K engagements


"This elderly woman just can't stop staring at me in a bit of curiosity and a bit of trepidation understandably too cos ma'am just sit where you and behave. It's not everyone you can deceive with your outer covering. Your fear is rightly placed and well informed. You are actually seeing clearly"  
[X Link](https://x.com/maxvayshia/status/1977046799379509344) [@maxvayshia](/creator/x/maxvayshia) 2025-10-11T16:21Z 160.3K followers, 18.4K engagements


"Even if we were put in same group with Burundi NURTW chairmen portable's family and a group of fuji musicians we would still solve further maths and do nothing right while someone amongst our players who believes he alone is Super Eagles gets aggressive rude and arrogant and his friends would call it passion. Super Eagles have no business in the World Cup. We aren't at that level at all"  
[X Link](https://x.com/maxvayshia/status/1977610803667673382) [@maxvayshia](/creator/x/maxvayshia) 2025-10-13T05:42Z 160.3K followers, 62.5K engagements


"This is it. No big name no noise no mathematics or permutations no main character syndrome no fight no rudeness no passion. Just basics football knowledge simple focus and knowledge of the assignment. This is World cup quality. Not respect your countryman and insha allah"  
[X Link](https://x.com/maxvayshia/status/1977756612656791872) [@maxvayshia](/creator/x/maxvayshia) 2025-10-13T15:21Z 160.3K followers, 106.2K engagements


"The most lucrative business to go into now is the sale of iPhones. I promise you in Nigeria you would make CRAZY sales and profit off the stupidity and vanity of Nigerians. In fact just stock 7000 copies of iPhone XX pro that even Apple stores in some countries dont even have yet. Get Tecno Spark whatever and use the casing of iPhone XX Pro to repackage it. Sell for 3M Nigerians will buy and use it to oppress eachother at events and on the streets. even in public toilets. You see this iPhone XX series. It is a banger. Nigerians will use fake to eliminate themselves. Go into the business. Keep"  
[X Link](https://x.com/maxvayshia/status/1978341740328145287) [@maxvayshia](/creator/x/maxvayshia) 2025-10-15T06:06Z 160.3K followers, 31.8K engagements


"Girls gentle reminder to go through your partners' phone. There is a solemn promise that whatever you are looking for is in there. You will find it there"  
[X Link](https://x.com/maxvayshia/status/1978395069179711569) [@maxvayshia](/creator/x/maxvayshia) 2025-10-15T09:38Z 160.4K followers, 6759 engagements


"Club football is back finally. My time to pick up my red app and shine"  
[X Link](https://x.com/maxvayshia/status/1978446573328547888) [@maxvayshia](/creator/x/maxvayshia) 2025-10-15T13:03Z 160.3K followers, 5180 engagements


"Whoever is rolling in the cash and money at the present time is the GOAT and the new taker. Praise is transient and loyalty is temporary"  
[X Link](https://x.com/maxvayshia/status/1978473337769849268) [@maxvayshia](/creator/x/maxvayshia) 2025-10-15T14:49Z 160.3K followers, 6116 engagements


"@Chibuzo85836523 Buhari was only a tool of the West. Every other leader here is a tool"  
[X Link](https://x.com/maxvayshia/status/1978706126238589279) [@maxvayshia](/creator/x/maxvayshia) 2025-10-16T06:14Z 160.4K followers, 1758 engagements


"Being offline for a few days has obviously made me miss some very important gists. Apparently some wig-wearing false accusers struck again"  
[X Link](https://x.com/maxvayshia/status/1979065779350868346) [@maxvayshia](/creator/x/maxvayshia) 2025-10-17T06:03Z 160.4K followers, 9091 engagements


"She should have washer her black bra into the pot too. Dirty girl"  
[X Link](https://x.com/maxvayshia/status/1974870425181299178) [@maxvayshia](/creator/x/maxvayshia) 2025-10-05T16:12Z 160.3K followers, 36.2K engagements


"Pregnancy is no longer a death sentence. They have seen how stupid we made it sound. Now narrative has changed from death sentence to SPOTLIGHT. You people are unwell. If you feel pregnancy by default gives women all those medical names they keep calling without having the slightest understanding of their meaning then may that be your portion. Protect yourselves. Remove your wombs after marriage and ovaries after marriage and stop messing up the environment with your rants that we dont really care about. And may you never be able to get pregnant till you leave the earth. Amen. Men a honest"  
[X Link](https://x.com/maxvayshia/status/1977265390905393542) [@maxvayshia](/creator/x/maxvayshia) 2025-10-12T06:49Z 160.3K followers, 23.1K engagements


"He is a Nigerian trying to survive Nigeria just like i and you. No fraud no crime. Just genuine and honest hustle of a brave Nigerian survivor. Let us always reward honest hustles. Let us support this man if this crosses your timeline. Encourage legitimacy and nobility"  
[X Link](https://x.com/maxvayshia/status/1977838909594943816) [@maxvayshia](/creator/x/maxvayshia) 2025-10-13T20:48Z 160.3K followers, 95.5K engagements


"She and that her nonsense belle can lick stew and go take several seats in hell"  
[X Link](https://x.com/maxvayshia/status/1978473685561274606) [@maxvayshia](/creator/x/maxvayshia) 2025-10-15T14:50Z 160.3K followers, 96.8K engagements


"Your favorite feminists crush 😌"  
[X Link](https://x.com/maxvayshia/status/1978754217054453996) [@maxvayshia](/creator/x/maxvayshia) 2025-10-16T09:25Z 160.4K followers, 15.6K engagements


"The Commissioner and Special Adviser to the Governor had to ask me who my designer is. That is how good i always look. 😉"  
[X Link](https://x.com/maxvayshia/status/1978887365230784650) [@maxvayshia](/creator/x/maxvayshia) 2025-10-16T18:14Z 160.3K followers, 5761 engagements


"Sometimes asking for DNA test is STUPID"  
[X Link](https://x.com/maxvayshia/status/1978890309963563243) [@maxvayshia](/creator/x/maxvayshia) 2025-10-16T18:26Z 160.3K followers, 53K engagements


"This was Osimhen yesterday and these are the issues. Imagine if he did this to an English player in England. Mind you he did this to a TURKISH guy. And you wonder why other top clubs wouldnt touch him with a XX feet pole. Same temper and of self control is what pitched him against his coach and an irresponsible wagging of his tongue on social media. He needs to he sat down and admonished. Great player but terrible attitude. If you hate this truth donate your tears in the comments section and in quotes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/maxvayshia/status/1974733617734492402) [@maxvayshia](/creator/x/maxvayshia) 2025-10-05T07:09Z 160.3K followers, 1.8M engagements


"Who was a faster talker and who was the better actor between EDDIE MURPHY and CHRIS TUCKER"  
[X Link](https://x.com/maxvayshia/status/1975985024626458716) [@maxvayshia](/creator/x/maxvayshia) 2025-10-08T18:01Z 160.3K followers, 29.9K engagements


"To those who would find this helpful listen: So you've written IELTS. Maybe even done HCA training. But still no job abroad That's because IELTS is only step one. The real key is knowing where and how to apply. There are people who passed IELTS with band X or X. Some even have nursing or tech qualifications. But two years later they're still in Nigeria wondering what went wrong. Here's what nobody tells you. IELTS proves you can speak English. Certificates prove you have skills. But they don't teach you how employers abroad actually hire. They don't show you which job sites are real or how to"  
[X Link](https://x.com/maxvayshia/status/1976550628122837107) [@maxvayshia](/creator/x/maxvayshia) 2025-10-10T07:29Z 160.3K followers, 15.3K engagements


"Your friend has been a good one to you but didnt tell you they were getting wedded. You just saw wedding pics and To God be the Glory on their WhatsApp statuses. Would they still remain your friend"  
[X Link](https://x.com/maxvayshia/status/1977054109456122229) [@maxvayshia](/creator/x/maxvayshia) 2025-10-11T16:50Z 160.3K followers, 29.1K engagements


"Agents will charge you 300k and vanish. Visa mistakes can cost over 100k. But for 8900 you can learn how to do it right the first time. Too many people have lost money to fake agents and I've seen people apply dozens of times with the wrong CV format and wonder why they are never gotten back to. The truth is most of us are one bad decision away from wasting money we can't afford to lose. But i am here again telling you that you need to understand how the system works. I made a post about this last week but people apparently didn't take it seriously. How employers find candidates. How"  
[X Link](https://x.com/maxvayshia/status/1978019071623844259) [@maxvayshia](/creator/x/maxvayshia) 2025-10-14T08:44Z 160.3K followers, 23.2K engagements


"You tweet at 3am and your comment section is a ghost town and you think Nigerians are asleep. Nigerians are NEVER asleep. They are wide awake and seeing everything. No one sleeps here"  
[X Link](https://x.com/maxvayshia/status/1978280353400832354) [@maxvayshia](/creator/x/maxvayshia) 2025-10-15T02:02Z 160.3K followers, 31.5K engagements


"So basically in addition to realising that you have been oppressing eachother with fake Azul and Henessy at the clubs for exorbitant prices you are all using FAKE iPhones in your acts of classism. Pathetic. Do you see how stupid materialism is"  
[X Link](https://x.com/maxvayshia/status/1978302187194265648) [@maxvayshia](/creator/x/maxvayshia) 2025-10-15T03:29Z 160.3K followers, 57.5K engagements


"Look at this list. Ranking of WORLD'S LARGEST ECONOMIES in 2014 and Nigeria is the only African country on the list. Nigerians just got up and decided that they don't want a weak President and went for those that klled the country totally. We don't deserve better at all"  
[X Link](https://x.com/maxvayshia/status/1978702013933211680) [@maxvayshia](/creator/x/maxvayshia) 2025-10-16T05:58Z 160.3K followers, 50K engagements


"If there is one account that will criticize anyone including the Almighty god Osimhen it is this account. Does exceptionally well ill praise him. Messes up i will drag him. Your opinion doesnt count here. Nothing you say will change anything"  
[X Link](https://x.com/maxvayshia/status/1979467017687101445) [@maxvayshia](/creator/x/maxvayshia) 2025-10-18T08:38Z 160.3K followers, 7035 engagements


"Nobody is behind any unsuccessful man. He just needs to hustle harder. But behind every successful man there is a woman. Make una continue. No wahala"  
[X Link](https://x.com/maxvayshia/status/1979585038342901968) [@maxvayshia](/creator/x/maxvayshia) 2025-10-18T16:27Z 160.3K followers, 37.2K engagements


"Most Nigerians have issues with finding sleep and this cannot be random. The country has actually messed up our mental health as a peoples. We keep watching on"  
[X Link](https://x.com/maxvayshia/status/1979830929452576938) [@maxvayshia](/creator/x/maxvayshia) 2025-10-19T08:44Z 160.4K followers, 5930 engagements


"Arsenal Fans on the TL what do you think about Gyokeres so far"  
[X Link](https://x.com/maxvayshia/status/1979891079098020330) [@maxvayshia](/creator/x/maxvayshia) 2025-10-19T12:43Z 160.3K followers, 12.4K engagements


"Everybody on this trend posted dressed up pics and followed instructions stuck to the format. E reach naija babe turn she open breast & cleavage as bonus information. Never beating the allegations"  
[X Link](https://x.com/maxvayshia/status/1979923540297097538) [@maxvayshia](/creator/x/maxvayshia) 2025-10-19T14:52Z 160.4K followers, 35.7K engagements


"The world criticizes Arsenal for scoring most of their goals through set pieces but the funny thing is if Arsenal manages to win the league through set pieces other clubs would start focusing on set pieces in subsequent seasons. This is how trends start. 😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/maxvayshia/status/1979971960424566946) [@maxvayshia](/creator/x/maxvayshia) 2025-10-19T18:04Z 160.3K followers, 6300 engagements


"Bank ATM cards are now getting more useless as the days pass. Nobody goes to the ATM anymore. Everything now is transfer and Opay. Opay came and changed the entire equation"  
[X Link](https://x.com/maxvayshia/status/1979974160471163115) [@maxvayshia](/creator/x/maxvayshia) 2025-10-19T18:13Z 160.3K followers, 19.2K engagements


"Adam and Eve were the first and only humans to exist gave birth to Cain and Abel. Cain killed Abel and fled to the land of Nord an already densely populated land with men and women. How come"  
[X Link](https://x.com/maxvayshia/status/1979993382467321910) [@maxvayshia](/creator/x/maxvayshia) 2025-10-19T19:29Z 160.3K followers, 130.9K engagements


"When you have money and people know you do especially if you flaunt it everything you do would be correct. You daily routines become standard routines for even those who neither need them or know anything about them. Your picture becomes dp-worthy for their profiles. You become the most knowledgeable guide in life even if you have no idea what you are doing or saying but you have money. Your little financial gestures become the greatest acts of kindness ever shown in the history of philanthropy. You are the all-knowing one who cannot be dictated to or criticized. This is how it is in a"  
[X Link](https://x.com/maxvayshia/status/1980029656611868983) [@maxvayshia](/creator/x/maxvayshia) 2025-10-19T21:53Z 160.3K followers, 25.1K engagements


"Good morning to our latest Celeb. Following only X people while 21k idiots are following. 😁😁❤"  
[X Link](https://x.com/maxvayshia/status/1980154915814101483) [@maxvayshia](/creator/x/maxvayshia) 2025-10-20T06:11Z 160.3K followers, 144K engagements


"@oku_yungx @princes_marlin And real"  
[X Link](https://x.com/maxvayshia/status/1980202070205424075) [@maxvayshia](/creator/x/maxvayshia) 2025-10-20T09:18Z 160.3K followers, 2027 engagements


"Don't say anything. Just RT"  
[X Link](https://x.com/maxvayshia/status/1980208375033180384) [@maxvayshia](/creator/x/maxvayshia) 2025-10-20T09:44Z 160.3K followers, 1975 engagements


"Unrelated but dear ladies when FACE CARD is asked for this is what you are expected to post. Not breast or ass"  
[X Link](https://x.com/maxvayshia/status/1980209097392931179) [@maxvayshia](/creator/x/maxvayshia) 2025-10-20T09:46Z 160.3K followers, 18K engagements


"He did well for himself not for her. Cos if he hits back and this video gets to court or any law enforcement agency he would lose. All men and women would support her and work towards putting him in jail. The Law is for women alone"  
[X Link](https://x.com/maxvayshia/status/1979083183229391030) [@maxvayshia](/creator/x/maxvayshia) 2025-10-17T07:12Z 160.3K followers, 36.5K engagements


"That Manchester United that played Liverpool yesterday was GMO straight from Hell"  
[X Link](https://x.com/maxvayshia/status/1980152590357667949) [@maxvayshia](/creator/x/maxvayshia) 2025-10-20T06:02Z 160.3K followers, 11.3K engagements


"As a guy with full beards why are you ALWAYS on Snapchat"  
[X Link](https://x.com/maxvayshia/status/1980235977236099317) [@maxvayshia](/creator/x/maxvayshia) 2025-10-20T11:33Z 160.3K followers, 3223 engagements


"Many of them in the UK just want to make a little money and RUN back to Nigeria"  
[X Link](https://x.com/maxvayshia/status/1980245720285258167) [@maxvayshia](/creator/x/maxvayshia) 2025-10-20T12:12Z 160.3K followers, 24.2K engagements