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[@WagieWeeb](/creator/twitter/WagieWeeb)
"It took me a few weeks to get used to holding the pixel fold. This phone is so freaking heavy 😰"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WagieWeeb/status/1982255683291512913) [@WagieWeeb](/creator/x/WagieWeeb) 2025-10-26T01:19Z 4636 followers, XXX engagements


"I'm employed AND I get tiny payouts from X. Living the dream 🥹"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WagieWeeb/status/1982258278525485503) [@WagieWeeb](/creator/x/WagieWeeb) 2025-10-26T01:29Z 4636 followers, 4344 engagements


"What's the lore for your username"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WagieWeeb/status/1982263350227607884) [@WagieWeeb](/creator/x/WagieWeeb) 2025-10-26T01:49Z 4636 followers, 2208 engagements


"@kapilansh_twt And yet every app is now electron based"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WagieWeeb/status/1978434556521803810) [@WagieWeeb](/creator/x/WagieWeeb) 2025-10-15T12:15Z 4631 followers, XXX engagements


"@KungfuTigerElk with grok we at least get virtual waifu's 🥲"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WagieWeeb/status/1982293752166154302) [@WagieWeeb](/creator/x/WagieWeeb) 2025-10-26T03:50Z 4625 followers, XX engagements


"@DispairSoftware @specialkdelslay @jeremymstamper your knowledge is lacking 😞"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WagieWeeb/status/1982257374321676502) [@WagieWeeb](/creator/x/WagieWeeb) 2025-10-26T01:26Z 4635 followers, XXX engagements


"added the ability to run around with phantasy star zero assets"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WagieWeeb/status/1980759132945699170) [@WagieWeeb](/creator/x/WagieWeeb) 2025-10-21T22:12Z 4636 followers, XXX engagements


"@AllanatrixQ @justabdulraouf @StillTypeWritin @Akhu176 Nothing can stop me from gooning"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WagieWeeb/status/1982573354361270616) [@WagieWeeb](/creator/x/WagieWeeb) 2025-10-26T22:21Z 4636 followers, XXX engagements


"@Parthajeet77635 @_trish_xD That was a bad way to market their product. I think it was a Linux distro with a built in server or something"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WagieWeeb/status/1982574058274451860) [@WagieWeeb](/creator/x/WagieWeeb) 2025-10-26T22:24Z 4636 followers, XX engagements


"@DispairSoftware @dlwiest @TheMisterFrog Brokies use credit cards"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WagieWeeb/status/1982627277960786294) [@WagieWeeb](/creator/x/WagieWeeb) 2025-10-27T01:55Z 4636 followers, XX engagements


"when should you delete production code that's not in use"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WagieWeeb/status/1978941323060101452) [@WagieWeeb](/creator/x/WagieWeeb) 2025-10-16T21:49Z 4635 followers, XXX engagements


"is canada a real country"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WagieWeeb/status/1978942264324895040) [@WagieWeeb](/creator/x/WagieWeeb) 2025-10-16T21:52Z 4635 followers, XXX engagements


"how it feels to survive a round of firing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WagieWeeb/status/1979340820768788523) [@WagieWeeb](/creator/x/WagieWeeb) 2025-10-18T00:16Z 4635 followers, XXX engagements


"start up idea: tasers for kids"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WagieWeeb/status/1979661302202306935) [@WagieWeeb](/creator/x/WagieWeeb) 2025-10-18T21:30Z 4635 followers, XXX engagements


"made a thing over the week end"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WagieWeeb/status/1979662110360780998) [@WagieWeeb](/creator/x/WagieWeeb) 2025-10-18T21:33Z 4635 followers, XXX engagements


"Bait got community noted"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WagieWeeb/status/1980283640262369620) [@WagieWeeb](/creator/x/WagieWeeb) 2025-10-20T14:43Z 4636 followers, XXX engagements


"save other peoples' analytics so that you can lie about engagement"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WagieWeeb/status/1980302226229956650) [@WagieWeeb](/creator/x/WagieWeeb) 2025-10-20T15:56Z 4636 followers, XXX engagements


"@raiko_star candy corn is an abomination"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WagieWeeb/status/1980303225191620789) [@WagieWeeb](/creator/x/WagieWeeb) 2025-10-20T16:00Z 4635 followers, XX engagements


"@alpaysh gaslighting llm's to get around stupid policies is its own art"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WagieWeeb/status/1980307460947873940) [@WagieWeeb](/creator/x/WagieWeeb) 2025-10-20T16:17Z 4636 followers, 1741 engagements


"confirmed not even aws engineers know how to use their own dashboard"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WagieWeeb/status/1980308988500783597) [@WagieWeeb](/creator/x/WagieWeeb) 2025-10-20T16:23Z 4636 followers, XXX engagements


"@Akhu176 it's actually not sussy but it has it's own brand of humor that i really like"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WagieWeeb/status/1980313343488672237) [@WagieWeeb](/creator/x/WagieWeeb) 2025-10-20T16:41Z 4635 followers, XX engagements


"how far along is elon with getting us waifu's"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WagieWeeb/status/1980337083551236109) [@WagieWeeb](/creator/x/WagieWeeb) 2025-10-20T18:15Z 4636 followers, XXX engagements


"@mind_worm_ Looks like she got spun around like a record or something"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WagieWeeb/status/1980445152071283046) [@WagieWeeb](/creator/x/WagieWeeb) 2025-10-21T01:24Z 4635 followers, XX engagements


"aws is down Why can't you go down on someone"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WagieWeeb/status/1980449210450473251) [@WagieWeeb](/creator/x/WagieWeeb) 2025-10-21T01:41Z 4636 followers, XXX engagements


"looks like i managed to get a simple character create screen working"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WagieWeeb/status/1980808265190765044) [@WagieWeeb](/creator/x/WagieWeeb) 2025-10-22T01:27Z 4635 followers, XXX engagements


"snow at night"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WagieWeeb/status/1980993668237730261) [@WagieWeeb](/creator/x/WagieWeeb) 2025-10-22T13:44Z 4636 followers, XXX engagements


"@stepdevHQ XXX congrats"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WagieWeeb/status/1981092249233740216) [@WagieWeeb](/creator/x/WagieWeeb) 2025-10-22T20:16Z 4635 followers, XX engagements


"@0x45o i just started posting these. all of the small test i'm making are up here:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WagieWeeb/status/1982092153099522471) [@WagieWeeb](/creator/x/WagieWeeb) 2025-10-25T14:29Z 4635 followers, XX engagements


"@ankkala I wish Twitter would pin the reason they got suspended to their profile"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WagieWeeb/status/1982255947515851035) [@WagieWeeb](/creator/x/WagieWeeb) 2025-10-26T01:20Z 4635 followers, XXX engagements


"@yacineMTB I just started posting less because I got a normies job 🥺"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WagieWeeb/status/1982256791548244264) [@WagieWeeb](/creator/x/WagieWeeb) 2025-10-26T01:23Z 4635 followers, XXX engagements


"@aarondotdev What if I cream in my coffee 😮"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WagieWeeb/status/1982258592666230958) [@WagieWeeb](/creator/x/WagieWeeb) 2025-10-26T01:30Z 4636 followers, 1521 engagements


"@DonguriVT It's basically two phones with a hinge in-between. So 2x as heavy. Its basically a folding tablet great for watching anime reading manga. And terrible for everything else"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WagieWeeb/status/1982259750285849051) [@WagieWeeb](/creator/x/WagieWeeb) 2025-10-26T01:35Z 4635 followers, XX engagements


"Describe your perfect Saturday"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WagieWeeb/status/1982262888535367736) [@WagieWeeb](/creator/x/WagieWeeb) 2025-10-26T01:47Z 4635 followers, XXX engagements


"@promptprxncess You could take me anywhere 😚"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WagieWeeb/status/1982264194519941212) [@WagieWeeb](/creator/x/WagieWeeb) 2025-10-26T01:53Z 4635 followers, XXX engagements


"What if you have a banger and the algo decided to not show it to anyone"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WagieWeeb/status/1982264318218424765) [@WagieWeeb](/creator/x/WagieWeeb) 2025-10-26T01:53Z 4636 followers, 1025 engagements


"@IamEmily2050 my goal is to get XX% cooler"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WagieWeeb/status/1982284063277769167) [@WagieWeeb](/creator/x/WagieWeeb) 2025-10-26T03:12Z 4635 followers, XX engagements


"@AllanatrixQ i work as a wagie and then as soon as i'm done i have to switch to kid duty 😭😭😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WagieWeeb/status/1982284268530249736) [@WagieWeeb](/creator/x/WagieWeeb) 2025-10-26T03:12Z 4635 followers, XX engagements


"@DickTrout i may get there soon"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WagieWeeb/status/1982305681840447788) [@WagieWeeb](/creator/x/WagieWeeb) 2025-10-26T04:37Z 4635 followers, X engagements


"@promptprxncess i'm just a dirty weeb 🥹"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WagieWeeb/status/1982308780189663374) [@WagieWeeb](/creator/x/WagieWeeb) 2025-10-26T04:50Z 4635 followers, XX engagements


"@jenfromjan be a girl on x post pics shoot up to 10k followers pick your favorite simp"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WagieWeeb/status/1982309117113913785) [@WagieWeeb](/creator/x/WagieWeeb) 2025-10-26T04:51Z 4636 followers, XXX engagements


"do you guys do anything or just post about pretending to do stuff"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WagieWeeb/status/1982309628089163956) [@WagieWeeb](/creator/x/WagieWeeb) 2025-10-26T04:53Z 4636 followers, 1561 engagements


"@Akhu176 @ikkikikikiik of course"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WagieWeeb/status/1982310045992759504) [@WagieWeeb](/creator/x/WagieWeeb) 2025-10-26T04:55Z 4635 followers, XX engagements


"@prthnkys It's a simple but good life. I don't have to try and rage baot for food right now 🥹"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WagieWeeb/status/1982321537924346140) [@WagieWeeb](/creator/x/WagieWeeb) 2025-10-26T05:40Z 4635 followers, XX engagements


"I haven't seen you on my timeline. Where have you been 🥺"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WagieWeeb/status/1982322229552853160) [@WagieWeeb](/creator/x/WagieWeeb) 2025-10-26T05:43Z 4636 followers, 1158 engagements


"@0x45o You took over the world 🌍"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WagieWeeb/status/1982325153116590510) [@WagieWeeb](/creator/x/WagieWeeb) 2025-10-26T05:55Z 4636 followers, XXX engagements


"@ronnhue Whaaaaaa"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WagieWeeb/status/1982325268325752845) [@WagieWeeb](/creator/x/WagieWeeb) 2025-10-26T05:55Z 4635 followers, XX engagements


"@Burnzzz0 Whaaaaaaattt"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WagieWeeb/status/1982326575585542248) [@WagieWeeb](/creator/x/WagieWeeb) 2025-10-26T06:01Z 4635 followers, XX engagements


"@MallowsToast @Burnzzz0 Only dangerous people call themselves harmless 😳"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WagieWeeb/status/1982326748764397779) [@WagieWeeb](/creator/x/WagieWeeb) 2025-10-26T06:01Z 4635 followers, XX engagements


"@kapilansh_twt As long as she doesn't break prod or my heart 🥺"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WagieWeeb/status/1982327123693158754) [@WagieWeeb](/creator/x/WagieWeeb) 2025-10-26T06:03Z 4636 followers, XXX engagements


"@NewAgeRetroNerd I have an iq and the part of my brain that feels anxiety broke 😔"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WagieWeeb/status/1982327924435935338) [@WagieWeeb](/creator/x/WagieWeeb) 2025-10-26T06:06Z 4635 followers, XX engagements


"@jeremymstamper How does that relate to the vid"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WagieWeeb/status/1982328789305565268) [@WagieWeeb](/creator/x/WagieWeeb) 2025-10-26T06:09Z 4636 followers, 18.7K engagements


"@whatRanjuSaid the algo has never loved me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WagieWeeb/status/1982442626054770703) [@WagieWeeb](/creator/x/WagieWeeb) 2025-10-26T13:42Z 4636 followers, XXX engagements


"@NainKiriti time to shitpost harder"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WagieWeeb/status/1982442995874943172) [@WagieWeeb](/creator/x/WagieWeeb) 2025-10-26T13:43Z 4635 followers, XX engagements


"@VictoriqueM you look good anywhere 🥹"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WagieWeeb/status/1982443167304564957) [@WagieWeeb](/creator/x/WagieWeeb) 2025-10-26T13:44Z 4635 followers, XX engagements


"@ronnhue the mystery of why my posts go into the void 😖"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WagieWeeb/status/1982443720923373951) [@WagieWeeb](/creator/x/WagieWeeb) 2025-10-26T13:46Z 4635 followers, XX engagements


"@saltyAom bro is a living anime trope"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WagieWeeb/status/1982451142048071884) [@WagieWeeb](/creator/x/WagieWeeb) 2025-10-26T14:15Z 4636 followers, XXX engagements


"@justabdulraouf @5bitcube there's a gc for goon"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WagieWeeb/status/1982451286613127358) [@WagieWeeb](/creator/x/WagieWeeb) 2025-10-26T14:16Z 4635 followers, XX engagements


"@loveucifer i saw a dude on a bike pop in the render distance wouldn't give me a lot of time to react"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WagieWeeb/status/1982452970294743346) [@WagieWeeb](/creator/x/WagieWeeb) 2025-10-26T14:23Z 4635 followers, XX engagements


"@justabdulraouf @5bitcube look how depressed that minion looks he should goon"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WagieWeeb/status/1982465450698019210) [@WagieWeeb](/creator/x/WagieWeeb) 2025-10-26T15:12Z 4635 followers, XXX engagements


"2026 is the year of the html desktop"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WagieWeeb/status/1982489241348346272) [@WagieWeeb](/creator/x/WagieWeeb) 2025-10-26T16:47Z 4636 followers, 2030 engagements


"@Akhu176 keep gooning"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WagieWeeb/status/1982493129526985212) [@WagieWeeb](/creator/x/WagieWeeb) 2025-10-26T17:02Z 4635 followers, XX engagements


"making this my lockscreen so i can goon anyways"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WagieWeeb/status/1982494453215748351) [@WagieWeeb](/creator/x/WagieWeeb) 2025-10-26T17:08Z 4636 followers, 1248 engagements


"@justabdulraouf left button every time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WagieWeeb/status/1982495903031365893) [@WagieWeeb](/creator/x/WagieWeeb) 2025-10-26T17:13Z 4636 followers, XXX engagements


"@Akhu176 we can start a counter "always goon initiative""  
[X Link](https://x.com/WagieWeeb/status/1982496919076389035) [@WagieWeeb](/creator/x/WagieWeeb) 2025-10-26T17:17Z 4635 followers, XX engagements


"@ryumacodes i tried ordering custom cards this time it takes so long for them to get here"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WagieWeeb/status/1982497254197133363) [@WagieWeeb](/creator/x/WagieWeeb) 2025-10-26T17:19Z 4635 followers, XX engagements


"@peach2k2 are there replacement sideplates"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WagieWeeb/status/1982497691755221338) [@WagieWeeb](/creator/x/WagieWeeb) 2025-10-26T17:20Z 4636 followers, XXX engagements


"Start up idea: hot pocket flesh lights"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WagieWeeb/status/1982501307161378841) [@WagieWeeb](/creator/x/WagieWeeb) 2025-10-26T17:35Z 4636 followers, 1137 engagements


"@k_flowstate @melqtx I'm back at it 😏"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WagieWeeb/status/1982510265108463806) [@WagieWeeb](/creator/x/WagieWeeb) 2025-10-26T18:10Z 4635 followers, XX engagements


"@adino_there Nice to see you ☺"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WagieWeeb/status/1982510407039512619) [@WagieWeeb](/creator/x/WagieWeeb) 2025-10-26T18:11Z 4635 followers, X engagements


"@Burnzzz0 Microwave to get the warmth cut in have jam your stuff in the stuffin. For practice I tried with with a blueberry muffin"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WagieWeeb/status/1982574859822764425) [@WagieWeeb](/creator/x/WagieWeeb) 2025-10-26T22:27Z 4635 followers, XX engagements


"@justabdulraouf @k_flowstate @Akhu176 @melqtx We can't be delt with"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WagieWeeb/status/1982575458547027970) [@WagieWeeb](/creator/x/WagieWeeb) 2025-10-26T22:29Z 4635 followers, XX engagements


"@DickTrout @AllanatrixQ @justabdulraouf @StillTypeWritin @Akhu176 God made people horny to carry on his creation. Being against goon is to be defiant of God"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WagieWeeb/status/1982579510899016039) [@WagieWeeb](/creator/x/WagieWeeb) 2025-10-26T22:46Z 4635 followers, XX engagements


"@aarondotdev That girl already stole the secret to my heart 🙄"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WagieWeeb/status/1982623344030867816) [@WagieWeeb](/creator/x/WagieWeeb) 2025-10-27T01:40Z 4636 followers, 1004 engagements


"@basedkuromiboi Abdul will know he failed 🤠"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WagieWeeb/status/1982626341221773810) [@WagieWeeb](/creator/x/WagieWeeb) 2025-10-27T01:52Z 4635 followers, XX engagements


"@e0syn I have confidence in my wagie abilities ☺"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WagieWeeb/status/1982626538492465351) [@WagieWeeb](/creator/x/WagieWeeb) 2025-10-27T01:52Z 4636 followers, XX engagements


"@StillTypeWritin The world is filled with too many simps"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WagieWeeb/status/1982628217682055191) [@WagieWeeb](/creator/x/WagieWeeb) 2025-10-27T01:59Z 4636 followers, XX engagements


"If you could remove one coding language from existence which one would you choose"  
[X Link](https://x.com/WagieWeeb/status/1982696949657862277) [@WagieWeeb](/creator/x/WagieWeeb) 2025-10-27T06:32Z 4636 followers, XXX engagements