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[@mycoliza](/creator/twitter/mycoliza)
"my bed is stuck in an inclined position due to an AWS outage has the same energy as for sale: baby shoes never worn"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mycoliza/status/1980640502421860624) [@mycoliza](/creator/x/mycoliza) 2025-10-21T14:21Z 21.3K followers, 2310 engagements


"ideologically correct"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mycoliza/status/1974214864076992862) [@mycoliza](/creator/x/mycoliza) 2025-10-03T20:47Z 21.3K followers, 121.6K engagements


"META: hiring AI researchers to build a version of TikTok that saps the human will to live your salary will be the GDP of Malaysia"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mycoliza/status/1975720425520046455) [@mycoliza](/creator/x/mycoliza) 2025-10-08T00:30Z 21.3K followers, XXX engagements


"HEWLETT-PACKARD ENTERPRISE: HPE GreenLake Simplivity Agileocity Software-Defined HCI Solutions are also involved in AI CapEx in some kind of way"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mycoliza/status/1975721677704273920) [@mycoliza](/creator/x/mycoliza) 2025-10-08T00:35Z 21.3K followers, 1054 engagements


"we have invented the People Simulator oh no it simulates people"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mycoliza/status/1976312736134152222) [@mycoliza](/creator/x/mycoliza) 2025-10-09T15:44Z 21.3K followers, 10.9K engagements


"@usgraphics yeah dont love this. unfortunately ive seen others follow VSCodes lead on this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mycoliza/status/1980113321585189035) [@mycoliza](/creator/x/mycoliza) 2025-10-20T03:26Z 21.3K followers, XXX engagements


"@hdevalence deterministic hashing is annoying"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mycoliza/status/1980301655095861559) [@mycoliza](/creator/x/mycoliza) 2025-10-20T15:54Z 21.3K followers, XXX engagements


"@hdevalence @sunshowers6 was on team we should do the blockchain though"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mycoliza/status/1980301816538845277) [@mycoliza](/creator/x/mycoliza) 2025-10-20T15:55Z 21.3K followers, XX engagements


"@defnotbeka @snacklesbian i think the opening youre seeing is just a trick of the light"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mycoliza/status/1980415185753108682) [@mycoliza](/creator/x/mycoliza) 2025-10-20T23:25Z 21.3K followers, XX engagements


"oh you mean it works correctly doesnt assume the user is an idiot and doesnt cost $25/mo"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mycoliza/status/1976826891492561014) [@mycoliza](/creator/x/mycoliza) 2025-10-11T01:47Z 21.3K followers, 150.9K engagements


"The Diamond Age is science fictions most accurate prediction of the future: - tech workers get bored of having every desire fulfilled at the push of a button; invent convoluted trad LARP to entertain themselves - china is the only country that exists; invents indigenous versions of export-controlled technology - post-identity distributed compute rave/sex cult - autistic girl raised by LLM is the Kwisatz Haderach"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mycoliza/status/1977429473759986168) [@mycoliza](/creator/x/mycoliza) 2025-10-12T17:41Z 21.3K followers, 97.4K engagements


"at first i thought this text was about the AWS outage"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mycoliza/status/1980773758391709928) [@mycoliza](/creator/x/mycoliza) 2025-10-21T23:10Z 21.3K followers, 10.2K engagements


"it is with a heavy heart that i must report that i am once again doing one of my most brain-damaged behaviors scrolling through auction sites to check if theres any puters in there"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mycoliza/status/1981210875475468476) [@mycoliza](/creator/x/mycoliza) 2025-10-23T04:07Z 21.3K followers, 2268 engagements