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[@agraybee](/creator/twitter/agraybee)
"@GuyWithCoolHat That's how it used to be before social media created cults of personality that go insane. The veepstakes lasted a week and they used that time to convince everyone Josh Shapiro was an Israeli war criminal who covered up a murder"  
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"The scandal of Jeffrey Epstein isn't a secret pedophile network it's that when rich guys learn one of their friends is a pedophile they just go "haha ol' Jeff and his kiddy diddlin' what a character.""  
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"@HHillespie How does this systemically disadvantage anyone besides the people who can't afford the coach who will tell them all the magic words of the moment"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1945967068257427960) 2025-07-17 22:01:18 UTC 43.6K followers, XXX engagements


"The Kardashev Scale is funny because it's this little piece of sci fi worldbuilding that tech people treat as real. Like it could easily be something in the Mass Effect in-game encyclopedia but you have SV guys talk about it in hushed tones"  
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"The Deputy Director of the FBI is quiet quitting"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1943757051685220491) 2025-07-11 19:39:29 UTC 43.6K followers, 5959 engagements


"Gene Siskel has a file with a single document: a letter of congratulations for winning a Golden Plate award sent by the former disgraced FBI director William Sessions"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1945492865154515214) 2025-07-16 14:36:59 UTC 43.6K followers, 4998 engagements


"I think it's fine to judge union demands on their merits. The Philadelphia garbagemen wanting a raise that keeps up with inflation seems reasonable. The longshoremen wanting ports to use 1970s technology forever and ever does not"  
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"Iowa just became a swing state again. Lol no I'm joking if material needs were a factor in voting they'd never go for anyone who's anti-free trade obviously they'll keep being R+20 to keep some trans girl off the volleyball team"  
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"What do you do once you're back in power and people demand you release them"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1944160024067993799) 2025-07-12 22:20:45 UTC 43.6K followers, 23.8K engagements


"Someone needs to get to the bottom of these ads. They're not from commercial accounts and there's nothing in them that could be construed as an advertisement. Something's up"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1911234839044317615) 2025-04-13 01:47:49 UTC 43.6K followers, 13.8K engagements


"Everyone saying Democrats can capitalize on Epstein stuff:"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1945578141465911714) 2025-07-16 20:15:50 UTC 43.6K followers, 18.9K engagements


"That letter doesn't sound like Trump but nothing he said in 2003 sounds like him now because his brain is mashed potatoes"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1946244172312191295) 2025-07-18 16:22:24 UTC 43.6K followers, 34K engagements


"The "indigenously produced drones" made by their drone artisans who use ancient folk knowledge drawn from their rich drone tradition"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1945952815030906914) 2025-07-17 21:04:39 UTC 43.6K followers, 53.9K engagements


"The Speaker of the Knesset is in a same sex marriage"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1946331042765254773) 2025-07-18 22:07:36 UTC 43.6K followers, 227.2K engagements


"@ok_post_guy Canadians who make their whole identity about New York City primaries can't imagine a foreigner caring about the presidency"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1945494445085872284) 2025-07-16 14:43:15 UTC 43.6K followers, XXX engagements


"@PokerPolitics It relied mostly on witness testimony but the police approached them first which juries hate. And they had credibility issues. Some of them went back to the island willingly and while psychologists will tell you this is part of a trauma cycle juries aren't that understanding"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1944912028461596931) 2025-07-15 00:08:56 UTC 43.6K followers, 1072 engagements


"He was He had to flee Rome because he stabbed a guy"  
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"I really want to like Tom Cruise because he's such an engaging actor but he's also single-handedly bankrolling the most dangerous cult in America. Their membership has gone off a cliff and they should be bankrupt by now and it's an open secret that Cruise is keeping it afloat"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1944532219810193419) 2025-07-13 22:59:43 UTC 43.6K followers, 335.2K engagements


"This all started because she said the official casualty count can be considered the floor of the estimated range"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1944798212767744154) 2025-07-14 16:36:41 UTC 43.6K followers, 159K engagements


"You know who else's art career never took off"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1946034250551111885) 2025-07-18 02:28:15 UTC 43.6K followers, 536.2K engagements


"The problem with claiming Gaza swung the election (in the face of all data) is that you have to consider the counterfactual of Biden taking a stance that could appease the left which would not only alienate far more voters but would upend the Western world order"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1944038508273828348) 2025-07-12 14:17:53 UTC 43.6K followers, 37.4K engagements


"No need to bring presents for my birthday a stick figure with boobs and a skit about the delicious web of secrets we share is more than enough"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1946002855296369020) 2025-07-18 00:23:30 UTC 43.6K followers, 8016 engagements


"Who will play the annoying zoomer in White Lotus season X who calls the wagyu sliders spiritually Israeli"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1945266724615446795) 2025-07-15 23:38:23 UTC 43.6K followers, 9627 engagements


"Revenge against the ghost of Morgan Spurlock"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1946315322765513201) 2025-07-18 21:05:08 UTC 43.6K followers, 66.6K engagements


"The rural person is driving XX miles to the Dollar General"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1946031790906347737) 2025-07-18 02:18:29 UTC 43.6K followers, 298K engagements


"You're kidding me right Zoomer men are lugging their toys to a girl's house instead of I dunno doing something she likes They're that lame"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1944526128493785272) 2025-07-13 22:35:31 UTC 43.6K followers, 16.9K engagements


"Someone said this was obviously made by a femcel about her older sister and it all made sense"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1941476568725062100) 2025-07-05 12:37:39 UTC 43.6K followers, 2.7M engagements


"Not sure if this counts but Secretariat was considered a biomechanically perfect horse like to an extent that you couldn't design a better one. He was also well-tempered and easy to train. His Triple Crown speed records remain unbroken XX years later"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1915456655229124819) 2025-04-24 17:23:48 UTC 43.6K followers, 11.7M engagements


"We're doing the thing we did with the police and pretending an idea we copied from England is actually about slavery"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1944737485151445409) 2025-07-14 12:35:22 UTC 43.6K followers, 14.4K engagements


"I assume this is using the belief that being crazy and stupid curtails his power instead of amplifying it. I feel like this has been pretty conclusively disproven at this point"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1946233728344199431) 2025-07-18 15:40:54 UTC 43.6K followers, 20.9K engagements


"@eaccocortex What degenerate elementary school did you go to"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1946295008593612851) 2025-07-18 19:44:25 UTC 43.6K followers, 1393 engagements


"I can't believe I forgot about the people who think Epstein is still alive"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1944560080474521768) 2025-07-14 00:50:26 UTC 43.6K followers, 12.3K engagements


"This is like when Republicans pretended to be really into Oliver Anthony"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1939391564524232865) 2025-06-29 18:32:35 UTC 43.6K followers, 12.7K engagements


"I'm committed to living the anti-Risorgimento life. I do not recognize the unification of Italy and somehow orient my lifestyle around that"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1943679534437400808) 2025-07-11 14:31:27 UTC 43.6K followers, 161.3K engagements


"Young people aren't into socialism people who were young when Bernie first ran for president but who are now in their 30s are. Young people are into fascism"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1945650974384599439) 2025-07-17 01:05:15 UTC 43.6K followers, 48.4K engagements


"This was not subtle it was not done in cryptic messages this was an extremely Protestant movement to its core"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1944794892992917715) 2025-07-14 16:23:29 UTC 43.6K followers, 6450 engagements


"Qanon won. They may not have gotten their grand reckoning with Trump rounding up all their enemies but their worldview became mainstream and now promising to hunt down the secret pedophile cabal is considered no crazier than promising tax cuts"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1945632108912767258) 2025-07-16 23:50:17 UTC 43.6K followers, 283.7K engagements


"@StealthRalf Also the French. They were feeding slaves to dogs in Haiti"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1944137300767621317) 2025-07-12 20:50:27 UTC 43.6K followers, 14.7K engagements


""We need a new generation" *Hakeem Jeffries Abigail Spanberger Elissa Slotkin Jon Ossoff and Josh Shapiro all rise to prominence.* "No wait I meant people my group chat thinks is cool.""  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1946586445898039358) 2025-07-19 15:02:29 UTC 43.6K followers, 26.2K engagements


"@shapirois48 There's an amazing leftist review of the Barbie movie that's mostly online beefs. They said Kate McKinnon couldn't be Weird Barbie because she played Hillary. They also said Barbie should have been a sex worker"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1945651633163035122) 2025-07-17 01:07:52 UTC 43.6K followers, 1661 engagements


"That's bad. Without crumple zones the kinetic energy transfers to you"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1945987209863008643) 2025-07-17 23:21:20 UTC 43.6K followers, 18.1K engagements


"Reminder that the FDA classifies MSG under the same safety category as table salt and the 80s panic over it was purely motivated by the belief Chinese restaurants were serving poisoned food"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1945542810301497438) 2025-07-16 17:55:27 UTC 43.6K followers, 8.6M engagements


"@DILZMAN The Church Committee still exists it's just called the Senate Intelligence Committee now. And those scandals involved the president and a few cronies not all the famous people in the world"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1945908978292060299) 2025-07-17 18:10:28 UTC 43.6K followers, XXX engagements


"And he didn't spike the case the case was just weak and Alan Dershowitz is a generational defense attorney"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1944897919909347446) 2025-07-14 23:12:53 UTC 43.6K followers, 4950 engagements


"How are we supposed to take this seriously when someone constitutionally ineligible has a X% chance"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1946283586937643159) 2025-07-18 18:59:01 UTC 43.6K followers, 84.3K engagements


"What exactly is the justification for not having ICE wear uniforms. Because the FBI DEA and ATF all deal with vastly more dangerous criminals and they're all uniformed"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1944893532004614507) 2025-07-14 22:55:27 UTC 43.6K followers, 71.8K engagements


"There is absolutely no way a casual observer could read this headline and know that the Druze are being targeted by Bedouin gangs and not Israel"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1945955339641192890) 2025-07-17 21:14:41 UTC 43.6K followers, 89.6K engagements


"@Twenty1st_Pilot We were all making jokes about it at the time like in XXX years there's going to be a movie about magical terrorists and their adventures"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1944078471916838927) 2025-07-12 16:56:41 UTC 43.6K followers, 210.9K engagements


"And may every day be another wonderful secret"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1945994995682414989) 2025-07-17 23:52:16 UTC 43.6K followers, 14K engagements


"@RoyDelfino Why is he an option His odds are literally zero"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1946293746770829385) 2025-07-18 19:39:24 UTC 43.6K followers, 1822 engagements


"10 years of people saying we can break off pieces off Trump's coalition by offering them healthcare and rural broadband and what finally broke his base was the revelation that there isn't a Democratic pedophile cult"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1944500332668604660) 2025-07-13 20:53:01 UTC 43.6K followers, 65.7K engagements


"(Yes I'm aware they weren't hereditary landowners until the Edo Period but work with me here.)"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1944074793839386813) 2025-07-12 16:42:04 UTC 43.6K followers, 367.5K engagements


"Oh did we lose it. Did we drop it somewhere"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1941568763264106754) 2025-07-05 18:44:00 UTC 43.6K followers, 625.6K engagements


"@st0lencats Jersey and Hampshire are places in England too"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1945944755105415365) 2025-07-17 20:32:38 UTC 43.6K followers, XXX engagements


"I'm on the record defending Ms. Rachel but that's kinda weird. Like why that guy specifically"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1945973788295757901) 2025-07-17 22:28:00 UTC 43.6K followers, 80.7K engagements


"And given the uses of helium like it being the coolant for MRI machines it's probably good to have a strategic store of it"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1944748446637846990) 2025-07-14 13:18:56 UTC 43.6K followers, 4827 engagements


"I appreciate the robust debate between incels who are saying it's actually all about abs and women saying they moved in with their husband after he made them a grilled cheese sandwich on their fourth date"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1922337823383855564) 2025-05-13 17:07:07 UTC 43.6K followers, 1.2M engagements


"She's literally saying that Palestinian children deserve the same safety as Israeli children"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1944439829036408879) 2025-07-13 16:52:35 UTC 43.6K followers, 29.8K engagements


"They're not going to do this because it would make all existing merchandise worthless"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1945246886916395132) 2025-07-15 22:19:33 UTC 43.6K followers, 12.4K engagements


""He's really into Hoxhaism now" no he isn't he forgot about you and is at home watching Love Island"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1945104260753944582) 2025-07-15 12:52:48 UTC 43.6K followers, 10K engagements


"I've noticed a theme with this guy's comics"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1944141149876138181) 2025-07-12 21:05:45 UTC 43.6K followers, 1.4M engagements


"You can go on the FBI's website and look through countless people's declassified files. They're not what you probably imagine they're kind of like scrapbooks. For instance the Black Panthers file has a lot of pictures of their posters"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1945492862981849096) 2025-07-16 14:36:58 UTC 43.6K followers, 7825 engagements


"When he writes a birthday letter to Jeffrey Epstein about the wonderful secrets they share 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1946018426973028609) 2025-07-18 01:25:22 UTC 43.6K followers, 10.3K engagements


""I convinced my uber driver to adopt all my political positions" is the cousin of "the stripper thinks I'm really funny.""  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1945102922347389004) 2025-07-15 12:47:29 UTC 43.6K followers, 91.4K engagements


"Let's be for real here how many people have snubbed right wing family members they had a perfectly good relationship with and how many were doing it as an excuse for a clean break with a toxic person"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1944757498503643482) 2025-07-14 13:54:54 UTC 43.6K followers, 55.8K engagements


"Everyone said The Lincoln Project would become Republican hacks the minute Biden was inaugurated but now they're talking about feeding Republicans to alligators"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1943419539632406650) 2025-07-10 21:18:19 UTC 43.6K followers, 105.2K engagements


"@Vidor1 It really started in 2008 when people could no longer afford a $10000 audiobook on how to be an immortal wizard and $50000 on a machine that measures how gay your inner alien is"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1944535485210046483) 2025-07-13 23:12:42 UTC 43.6K followers, 24.4K engagements


"One of my favorite tweet genres is someone asking if there's an article that confirms all their priors. It's your theory and you don't have a real job you write the damn article"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1943647156922958170) 2025-07-11 12:22:48 UTC 43.6K followers, 9091 engagements


"@JonMasterChief Privateers were the only ones who made it to sunset years and they spent most of that money on gambling and prostitutes. That's what they think happened to the treasure of the Ganj-i-Sawai (often anglicized as Gunsway) the largest pirate heist in history"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1944079848550375647) 2025-07-12 17:02:09 UTC 43.6K followers, 138.5K engagements


"No the libs were right the left said he might recognize Palestine because he's such an unpredictable brave sexy maverick"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1943843179427508723) 2025-07-12 01:21:43 UTC 43.6K followers, 249.7K engagements


"Ne'er has any man born within the shores of this great nation proven his love of adult women like William Jefferson Clinton"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1944799454063943748) 2025-07-14 16:41:37 UTC 43.6K followers, 25.3K engagements


"Kinda not thrilled about all of them indulging the myth of the Epstein Files even if it is the perfect wedge issue. You can't keep this tiger by the tail"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1944159746149560443) 2025-07-12 22:19:38 UTC 43.6K followers, 78.1K engagements


"You put Qatar on the women's rights council so clearly you think there's a little wiggle room"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1944732838508511422) 2025-07-14 12:16:54 UTC 43.6K followers, 694.4K engagements


"@Despera417 It will come for you eventually it always does"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1945583104443195622) 2025-07-16 20:35:33 UTC 43.6K followers, 1142 engagements


"The entire abolitionist movement was an offshoot of Protestant Revivalism and the Second Great Awakening. Everything from Battle Hymn of the Republic to Uncle Tom's Cabin to the Gettysburg Address are replete with explicit Christian exhortations"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1944794120389562860) 2025-07-14 16:20:25 UTC 43.6K followers, 75K engagements


"@clifford_banes Or "Native American chief we had an ok relationship with" (Seattle Tuscaloosa)"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1945607600466219296) 2025-07-16 22:12:54 UTC 43.6K followers, 128K engagements


"Two of the worst jobs that have ever existed versus landed gentry"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1944074791146991920) 2025-07-12 16:42:04 UTC 43.6K followers, 5.4M engagements


"Batman fights fucking dragons now and people still say he only beats up poor people"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1945836876796936615) 2025-07-17 13:23:57 UTC 43.6K followers, 7741 engagements


"Please tell me that's not considered a decadently expensive car in the UK"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1945526397109195091) 2025-07-16 16:50:13 UTC 43.6K followers, 170.2K engagements


"English town names tell a lot of history. Anything ending in -caster -cester or -chester was a Roman fort. -bury and -borough are Saxon forts. If it ends in -by it was settled by vikings (by is still the Swedish and Norwegian word for village.) -ford is a river crossing"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1945598318706381192) 2025-07-16 21:36:01 UTC 43.6K followers, 3.5M engagements


"You really had to be there for the era when sex workers were considered the most sacred of all workers"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1943091001939132445) 2025-07-09 23:32:50 UTC 43.6K followers, 435.6K engagements


"When people say the British weren't so bad as colonizers it's because this was the competition"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1944135350588223824) 2025-07-12 20:42:42 UTC 43.6K followers, 276.7K engagements


"@Deficit_Hawk I'm not sure the bully routine would enthrall Democratic primary voters the way it did with Republicans"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1945953714050617475) 2025-07-17 21:08:14 UTC 43.6K followers, 1544 engagements


"Saying you found an unwanted baby somewhere was not terribly uncommon in the 1930s"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1943767741057663391) 2025-07-11 20:21:57 UTC 43.6K followers, 1M engagements


"There's a timeline where Fred Trump didn't raise his son to be a black hole of greed and Donald is now E News's favorite red carpet roaster"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1944742719466651779) 2025-07-14 12:56:10 UTC 43.6K followers, 8499 engagements


"In 2020 Trump was rushed to Walter Reed with no notice and later tweeted that it was absolutely not a series of ministrokes. Ever since then he's shown several signs of a stroke most recently a clotting disorder. But it took Biden a second to recognize George Clooney"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1945962553475035136) 2025-07-17 21:43:21 UTC 43.6K followers, 30.3K engagements


"This autopen fixation gets funny when you're old enough to remember the Bush administration arguing that the president merely intending to sign something counts as signing it"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1944630093344608615) 2025-07-14 05:28:38 UTC 43.6K followers, 40.6K engagements


"That's not a paradox. A paradox is something like losing water weight by drinking lots of water. This is just realizing popular thing actually sucks"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1944186409683755518) 2025-07-13 00:05:35 UTC 43.6K followers, 15.2K engagements


"According to Jurassic World logic zoos need to start breeding hyper-aggressive giraffes because people are getting bored of them"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1944807800153989533) 2025-07-14 17:14:46 UTC 43.6K followers, 10.3K engagements


"Ha Anyway good luck with your society that has no men between the ages of XX and 60"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1944820240614891660) 2025-07-14 18:04:13 UTC 43.6K followers, 18.4K engagements


"@HaysemY313 The argument is about the headline. The subject of the complaint is solely about the headline"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1945984411515912687) 2025-07-17 23:10:13 UTC 43.6K followers, XXX engagements


"What I never understood is why the pedophile cabal that controls the government couldn't prevent Epstein from being arrested in the first place. And if for some reason they couldn't why not kill him beforehand"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1942943735932661922) 2025-07-09 13:47:39 UTC 43.6K followers, 21.2K engagements


"Also the repeated line that Gaza was among the most densely populated places in the world is just factually incorrect. It was about 5000 people per square mile. Manilla is 119000. Manhattan is 70000. Gaza wouldn't even be in the top 20"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1945582504968122643) 2025-07-16 20:33:11 UTC 43.6K followers, 24.3K engagements


"Alright so he didn't vote for Trump because he seemed like a cool guy which is what he claimed a few months ago and set off a whole discourse about how Democrats need to be cool. He was actually a qanon/pizzagate guy"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1943840935340580969) 2025-07-12 01:12:48 UTC 43.6K followers, 36K engagements


"I unironically think that if we relentlessly mock them that they'll admire the show of dominance. Andrew Tate is constantly telling his audience that they're worthless maggots and they love him for it"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1944463688284422440) 2025-07-13 18:27:24 UTC 43.6K followers, 8561 engagements


"No it's different for her because it's not keeping her from doing Revolution like it is with the hoi polloi. Why isn't she doing Revolution then Well you see LIVE FROM NEW YORK IT'S SATURDAY NIIIGGGHHHTTTT"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1944879193134915602) 2025-07-14 21:58:28 UTC 43.6K followers, 7406 engagements


"I hate to break it to all the "muh bloodline" right wingers but your genetic material dissipates pretty fast. Your grandchild's grandchild is only 1/16th you. After a couple of centuries you're basically gone"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1942385475278295264) 2025-07-08 00:49:19 UTC 43.6K followers, 801.2K engagements


"When The Dark Knight came out conservatives were positive that Batman was supposed to be Bush"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1942995595527880825) 2025-07-09 17:13:43 UTC 43.6K followers, 42.6K engagements


"Is the riddle of the sphinx the worst riddle of all time It requires guessing a completely new definition of the times of day and a very liberal interpretation of what constitutes a leg"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1946024111076954409) 2025-07-18 01:47:58 UTC 43.6K followers, 892.2K engagements


"Jfc get a grip it's one asshole with no chance of winning in a municipal election"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1945091082737299898) 2025-07-15 12:00:26 UTC 43.6K followers, 33.5K engagements


"They could even say they found a random baby and it would just be understood that it was their teenage daughter's baby who they were raising as their own because that's how it worked back then"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1943768655814119559) 2025-07-11 20:25:35 UTC 43.6K followers, 78.8K engagements


"He wasn't "on record" this is a fourth hand story the end product of a game of telephone"  
![@agraybee Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::773920394310975489.png) [@agraybee](/creator/x/agraybee) on [X](/post/tweet/1944897517587517700) 2025-07-14 23:11:17 UTC 43.6K followers, 11K engagements