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[@the_P_God](/creator/twitter/the_P_God)
"Me and my absolute boy after drinking XX Guinnesses each and talking to zero women"  
[X Link](https://x.com/the_P_God/status/1976683044753784877) [@the_P_God](/creator/x/the_P_God) 2025-10-10T16:15Z 26.3K followers, 1.4M engagements


"So you get this round and your buddy gets the next round Yes Dave And you do this back and forth all night to save money Thats correct Dave"  
[X Link](https://x.com/the_P_God/status/1981125779078688968) [@the_P_God](/creator/x/the_P_God) 2025-10-22T22:29Z 26.3K followers, 1.9M engagements


"So San Francisco but somehow worse"  
[X Link](https://x.com/the_P_God/status/1982581661591392679) [@the_P_God](/creator/x/the_P_God) 2025-10-26T22:54Z 26.3K followers, 10.3K engagements


"This is beyond incorrect. Hilariously wrong. The NFL is head & shoulders better football product. Anyone who thinks CFB is better doesnt know ball. Likely has never played ball. What about the rivalries what about the pageantry. Youre proving the point. NFL is better ball"  
[X Link](https://x.com/the_P_God/status/1972087572383125613) [@the_P_God](/creator/x/the_P_God) 2025-09-27T23:54Z 26.3K followers, 28.5K engagements


"Airbnb: $2000 Car rentals: $XXX each iPhone (for camera): $1200 Being a grifter: priceless"  
[X Link](https://x.com/the_P_God/status/1979248596386988218) [@the_P_God](/creator/x/the_P_God) 2025-10-17T18:10Z 26.3K followers, 65.8K engagements


"My wife needs a cig"  
[X Link](https://x.com/the_P_God/status/1979739775235191073) [@the_P_God](/creator/x/the_P_God) 2025-10-19T02:41Z 26.3K followers, 4287 engagements


"Why would they build this if everyone and every business is leaving for Florida Twitter would have you believe no businesses are in nyc and no people live in nyc anymore"  
[X Link](https://x.com/the_P_God/status/1981019968771621159) [@the_P_God](/creator/x/the_P_God) 2025-10-22T15:29Z 26.3K followers, 131.5K engagements


"No Drugs No Alcohol No Drama No Allegations No Gambling No Scandals Just a straight up good baseball player"  
[X Link](https://x.com/the_P_God/status/1981375928740827364) [@the_P_God](/creator/x/the_P_God) 2025-10-23T15:03Z 26.3K followers, 30.8K engagements


"hot take: central park should be paved over and turned into a Guinness brewery"  
[X Link](https://x.com/the_P_God/status/1981395301270446123) [@the_P_God](/creator/x/the_P_God) 2025-10-23T16:20Z 26.3K followers, 21K engagements


"My wife when I FaceTime her blackout drunk"  
[X Link](https://x.com/the_P_God/status/1981736251037249567) [@the_P_God](/creator/x/the_P_God) 2025-10-24T14:55Z 26.3K followers, 7841 engagements


"The masculine urge to train for the Olympics and upset the Soviet Union with the boys"  
[X Link](https://x.com/the_P_God/status/1982541089296064840) [@the_P_God](/creator/x/the_P_God) 2025-10-26T20:13Z 26.3K followers, 3370 engagements


"The woke media wants you to believe Travis Kelce is better thank Gronk. Thats simply not true. Utter woke nonsense"  
[X Link](https://x.com/the_P_God/status/1979616641697911238) [@the_P_God](/creator/x/the_P_God) 2025-10-18T18:32Z 26.3K followers, 5845 engagements


"Theres something sinister about the Alabama fraternity consultant guy. I cant prove it but I know its true"  
[X Link](https://x.com/the_P_God/status/1982590675695862172) [@the_P_God](/creator/x/the_P_God) 2025-10-26T23:30Z 26.3K followers, 19.2K engagements


"Curtis Sliwa: back in XX I was playing a game of baccarat with the yakuza in the back of a McDonalds. They still owe me money to this day"  
[X Link](https://x.com/the_P_God/status/1982796840924749989) [@the_P_God](/creator/x/the_P_God) 2025-10-27T13:09Z 26.3K followers, 11.8K engagements


"Brian Kelly is at least X times worse of a person than you think he is"  
[X Link](https://x.com/the_P_God/status/1982987285726380288) [@the_P_God](/creator/x/the_P_God) 2025-10-28T01:46Z 26.3K followers, 14.8K engagements


"How the Irish see the world"  
[X Link](https://x.com/the_P_God/status/1980992800566227403) [@the_P_God](/creator/x/the_P_God) 2025-10-22T13:41Z 26.3K followers, 133.4K engagements


"@HebbiaAI Another X trillion dollars for OpenAI"  
[X Link](https://x.com/the_P_God/status/1983231098931798401) [@the_P_God](/creator/x/the_P_God) 2025-10-28T17:55Z 26.3K followers, XX engagements