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[@Elvis_Localman](/creator/twitter/Elvis_Localman)
"@JaOutside @_MamaJay_ @Osama_otero What is Ronaldos intention of posting a jet vs mine of posting a Bajaj"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948080446002139150) 2025-07-23 17:59:06 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements


"@KeKirwa I thought uko na truth already Mimi its now X years bado ile list ya watu nilicon haijafika vile ilienea hii app"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948496883300610357) 2025-07-24 21:33:52 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements


"😂😂 I actually had to go check where Masimba is located"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948652998642561114) 2025-07-25 07:54:13 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements


"Na mbona mnapost internet instead of posting kwa ground"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948089786931024193) 2025-07-23 18:36:13 UTC 65.2K followers, 1734 engagements


"Law should be a second degree Daudi Nduya With the kind of economic gymnastics youre pulling maybe economics should be a third attempt preferably with supervision. Youre out here sinking a whole economy while mocking the very discipline meant to keep power in check. Law isnt your problem. Lack of integrity is. Maraga studied law and upheld the Constitution unlike you who studied economics and turned it into a crisis. So before you talk down on law maybe audit what your own degree has produced i.e. rising debt confused policies and arrogant tweets. Jomba you are just a huge X rodent who went"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1947205443530739893) 2025-07-21 08:02:09 UTC 65.1K followers, 2856 engagements


"@Sila_Kasee Hii pesa mnaiba daily mbina msifund education nayo mnangoja world bank"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948279906598519048) 2025-07-24 07:11:41 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements


"Jomba sisi ni wakenya ae love crooks. Stop living in Utopia 😂. We want people with aura with good insults to opponents and inspiring to lead us not those who follow the rule of law"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948720728104116361) 2025-07-25 12:23:21 UTC 65.2K followers, 1182 engagements


"Bloggers wa govt will sleep with shoes 👞 on today"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1946307356612063478) 2025-07-18 20:33:29 UTC 65.1K followers, 2832 engagements


"😂😂I promise you to produce one victim and earn 100k today this morning"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948654043737587908) 2025-07-25 07:58:22 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements


"@ProbbyKE @KeKirwa What is wrong with that I have never seen the billionaire owner of Walmart where people buy things as cheap as $X refusing the $X to offer it as charity bec its $X. Ata mimi ningekua billionea sumuni yangu hauezi ona unless you worked for me"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948716041326006643) 2025-07-25 12:04:44 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"These guys earn their money selling/teaching those quick courses and giving hot air as advice they never make a coin following the same things they preach to people looking for hope"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1947359411971711315) 2025-07-21 18:13:58 UTC 65.2K followers, 9495 engagements


"@TrevorAmboka Bec I want to be your father. I see nothing to get rattled for"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948729416843997691) 2025-07-25 12:57:53 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"@BLintari @polo_kimanii It views everything from a monetary aspect. You need to realise we just dont leave to chase money. Mtu anakuambia dont own a home just rent and you also agree with him bec you want to create money bec owning is a liability and renting is not🥲"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1946618295370805333) 2025-07-19 17:09:02 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements


"Ata mimi naeza tu amka asubuhi niseme kuna mtu from eldoret amesema wewe ni mwizi and I have evidence. This is exactly what you are doing si eti uko na anything nearer evidence anywhere 😂.Apa ni wave unafuata tu uzuri wakenya hupenda udaku so they will cheer you to keep going😂"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948643575358488936) 2025-07-25 07:16:47 UTC 65.2K followers, 1977 engagements


"@Ja_Kamnara If this is the case what is 6m in New York"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948707411390349607) 2025-07-25 11:30:26 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"When I made the decision to leave Kenya nearly six years ago I had no shortage of unsolicited advice from people predicting how Id struggle to manage my salary abroad to others warning me about the weather. Today here we are and some of those same voices now in their 40s and 50s are actively exploring how they can follow the same path. The lesson In life trust your own vision. If what youre pursuing is meaningful to you block out the noise stay focused and move forward and congratulations @amenya_nelson"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1947718990643802113) 2025-07-22 18:02:48 UTC 65.2K followers, 10.7K engagements


"@kimaiyoalvis Nmesahau Dubai😅. Money is not an issue to me quality of life is to me ntaenda world cup America next year I dare to go and let me know we meet in New York🤣"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1947558651889389587) 2025-07-22 07:25:41 UTC 65.1K followers, XX engagements


"@JaOutside @_MamaJay_ @Osama_otero Ronaldo akipost jet 🛩 yake ako na right osama akipost bajaj yake anabrag😂"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948077955445395746) 2025-07-23 17:49:12 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"@_fels1 2027 ndio I will accept siezi change na hapo hamtawahi ona hii account ikipost anything politics I will just live my cheap poor life Jomba bila kujiinvolve na siasa ama watu"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1946459237053308934) 2025-07-19 06:37:00 UTC 65.2K followers, 1256 engagements


"@LetsLoveFootba1 Courtesy of leaders with aura and eloquence 😂"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1947906251125317966) 2025-07-23 06:26:55 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements


"@Kimuzi_ Visa jomba🥲😂. Unadhani kina Alai sorry @kimaiyoalvis watasurvive aje in future🤣"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948281023034433923) 2025-07-24 07:16:07 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements


"Rent ya single room new york per year is close to Ksh 8m. Jomba tembea uone how crazy the world is money-wise"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948704711441359122) 2025-07-25 11:19:43 UTC 65.2K followers, 1813 engagements


"@TrevorAmboka Ni ukweli I literally fuelled a full tank pale BP Mercedes is full to the brim🥲"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948703687808811501) 2025-07-25 11:15:38 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"Angekua ule jamaa wetu Mutiso the recording artist angegonga ama angefilm then come and shit on the cyclist 🚴🏿 vile he is not obeying traffic laws just to prove a point on internet"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948120874818613684) 2025-07-23 20:39:45 UTC 65.2K followers, 1333 engagements


"When I heard MPs and Senators get excited like children for stepping into statehouse for the first time I concluded we have no country here. Majamaa zinafightia even those international trips like high school kids maahn😂. Uko ndani they are under the mercy of clerks Its said one trip they can make up to Kes 3m and not that they have gone to do anything meaningful they usually attend one of those useless meetings then the remaining days ni sherehe na kutangatanga buana these guys play with our taxes without any remorse. Parliament is honestly a cursed entity to be fair"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1947180599917391889) 2025-07-21 06:23:26 UTC 65.2K followers, 12.1K engagements


"@ProbbyKE @KeKirwa After showing me how does this help me jomba"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948729508510507394) 2025-07-25 12:58:15 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"@powerhouseKE Pengine hua unapanda zile matatu za Kairo"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948499927257993228) 2025-07-24 21:45:58 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"@Ja_Kamnara @HawkAyo 6m outside africa is nothing. This is just the reality. Tuache kujiconsole bana. Its not enough"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948719871606333842) 2025-07-25 12:19:57 UTC 65.2K followers, X engagements


"@TrevorAmboka If I wasnt exposed I would think 6m is a lot of money😂. Google average salary ya Cleaner america uache upumbavu. Mbwa"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948700215042867475) 2025-07-25 11:01:51 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"These TikTok families are multiplying like Wi-Fi passwords siku izi uko clock 🕰 app. Two people lock eyes for two weeks move in open a TikTok account and suddenly its The Onyi Family starring in their own self-produced reality show"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1945821210698236381) 2025-07-17 12:21:42 UTC 65.2K followers, 3586 engagements


"@TrevorAmboka Mi sidai kuchimba jomba. Mi nadai tu kustep up for you"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948727454891147701) 2025-07-25 12:50:05 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"@simba_mweusi Band X neuro speciality in a private entity"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1947359654054342935) 2025-07-21 18:14:56 UTC 65.1K followers, XXX engagements


"@kajairock Yes I am just telling you how little it is out here"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948716116701835551) 2025-07-25 12:05:02 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"@KeKirwa Dennis has it akikubali napost the way he okayed me to state what he was going through"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948495633398079836) 2025-07-24 21:28:54 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements


"I dont worship money like you sycophants. There is nothing else money can do for me. I have an iota of morality ata kama sio mingi"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1945773209015496777) 2025-07-17 09:10:58 UTC 65.2K followers, 1313 engagements


"@Makiadi_ Jomba ata hadi mimi niumishwa handball😂"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948498967886438521) 2025-07-24 21:42:09 UTC 65.2K followers, 1960 engagements


"@MisterAlbie 😂😂😂I know what you did there mzee🤣"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948662238899822612) 2025-07-25 08:30:56 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"@Makiadi_ Uyu bois na @NicksonOdhiam10 tangu Asamo anianike ama sijui aniburst hua nafake maisha they have never rested hua wanakua excited sana😂🤣 jomba😂"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948512607490424876) 2025-07-24 22:36:21 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements


"@TrevorAmboka I am old enough to be your mums husband"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948725337094828212) 2025-07-25 12:41:40 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"So far we have done XX trucks of rough stones X trucks of Kokoto and X trucks of dressed stones. X trucks remaining then we move into sand and cement. Polepole tu"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1947961711383990774) 2025-07-23 10:07:18 UTC 65.2K followers, 16.1K engagements


"Kuna Mp alikua anaambia rafiki Yake he regrets joining politics but bado anataka 2nd term🥲. Be careful of the friends you choose"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1947370285012762756) 2025-07-21 18:57:10 UTC 65.2K followers, 82.2K engagements


"My Khwisero 2nd project has officially begun. All the best to jomba coz apa mbele nitaona vimulimuli kwa mfuko. I decided not to change the design"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1946554015803756598) 2025-07-19 12:53:37 UTC 65.1K followers, 7758 engagements


"How is this conning people 😂 I am the one who wrote these things lol😂"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948655443686863310) 2025-07-25 08:03:56 UTC 65.2K followers, 4111 engagements


"Kuna song ya Jose Chameleon naskia hapa I heard it nikiwa primary school mara ya kwanza and its still a hit💯 inashinda zile za @Osama_otero"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1946818594194837600) 2025-07-20 06:24:57 UTC 65.2K followers, 2574 engagements


"@TrevorAmboka Ata sidai juu sina pesa but nko sure ile choo iko uko ni expensive kuliko nyumba yenyu uko kwenyu"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948724694896546094) 2025-07-25 12:39:07 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"When I say you are both stupid by choice and chance I honestly mean bec you said it less than a day ago but already forgot"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1946501363577552911) 2025-07-19 09:24:23 UTC 65.2K followers, 56.9K engagements


"@AVID_SZN @YuleAnalyst Si you just report to the nearest disiyai jomba Kuna ile number yao ya fichua kwa disiyai ama huijui I agree with all ylu have said now take action"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948500863221465141) 2025-07-24 21:49:41 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"@Sila_Kasee Thats why I said its by design underfund it dont provide manpower and qualified teacher who understand it etc. isnt that not by design"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948278373454942477) 2025-07-24 07:05:36 UTC 65.2K followers, 2248 engagements


"Jomba najua life ya abroad yote a good one students kama kina Kimaiyo can only entice kids who dont know they live in shared cubicles with the pressure to send money back home job uncertainties meaning no assured PR or citizenship etc. These niggas literally had to go to study abroad to earn a living and also try start a life there when some of us its our skills that we earned in Kenya that took us out of Kenya🤣"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1947313376457023693) 2025-07-21 15:11:02 UTC 65.1K followers, XX engagements


"When we questioned Hushpuppi the Dubai based real estate guru you called us people of jilasii Jomba know taon"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1946159024988135627) 2025-07-18 10:44:04 UTC 65.1K followers, 1029 engagements


"Its now almost X years and this idiot has never produced even an ounce of evidence of those I conned😂. Kwani receipts 🧾 zako zinakuja from Nyamasaria ama"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948651645312627198) 2025-07-25 07:48:51 UTC 65.2K followers, 4810 engagements


"E-Citizen funds dont reach Treasury accounts at CBK due to bad governance but tweeps still want a formidable candidate with aura and eloquence to please them instead of a candidate with integrity. No doubt dust is constant until that day you will wake up mahmehn😂"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1947905353976283277) 2025-07-23 06:23:21 UTC 65.2K followers, 29K engagements


"@Oloo_Duncan001 Hadi I am tempted kupostia Odhis yeye pia afake na Tesla yake🤣"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948626476410044599) 2025-07-25 06:08:50 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"@kenyanthoughts Yes and there is nothing you can do"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948719930414711232) 2025-07-25 12:20:11 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"Philip you really sat down got inspired by roasted nuts and decided to roast common sense too A man selling njugu is allegedly pulling Kes 150K a month and instead of blinking you wrote a motivational novella. Bro thats not a success story thats economic fiction. If peanuts were that profitable Java House would be selling them in tuxedos or youll be in the business too bec ODM doesnt remit that much to its officials"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1946589161001189793) 2025-07-19 15:13:16 UTC 65.1K followers, 20.4K engagements


"@vardieeeee Naona search inasema average🤣 well what do you know You k lnow nothing"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948707586687066505) 2025-07-25 11:31:08 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"@KeKirwa It only becomes a fraud when someone comes out and say they conned him with evidence. So where is the transaction of the alleged training na akaingia mitini Who is the victim"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948684110924230658) 2025-07-25 09:57:51 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements


"@TrevorAmboka All the best safari ya kuenda kwetu kuchukua video jomba"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948703355674513808) 2025-07-25 11:14:19 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"Talking of youthful leadership show me what youthful leaders have done to justify the narrative of youthful leadership is better Kina Linet Toto and the gang"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948105278177579485) 2025-07-23 19:37:47 UTC 65.2K followers, 7341 engagements


"Akuna account inaniboo sai kama ya tribalist Jim Njue"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1939069403485626624) 2025-06-28 21:12:26 UTC 65.1K followers, 56.3K engagements


"Mbiti is a victim of this whole saga he lost about Kes X million. Those dragging him please give him some grace"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948434690169290928) 2025-07-24 17:26:44 UTC 65.2K followers, 146.9K engagements


"Problem is he was the biggest slave trader in Africa selling africans via the Trans-Saharan slave trade route🥲"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1947706090470199652) 2025-07-22 17:11:33 UTC 65.2K followers, 3303 engagements


"@TrevorAmboka Sawa ntajenga choo uende inspection. When do you plan to go"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948705632225558661) 2025-07-25 11:23:22 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"@simba_mweusi In healthcare there is always shortage throughout the year hua simalizi wiki bila offer"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1947308927055483013) 2025-07-21 14:53:22 UTC 65.1K followers, XXX engagements


"@vardieeeee So where did you get top earner in your ignorant post"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948708385563546043) 2025-07-25 11:34:19 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"Ivy named you Riggy G and she had interviews all over media stations like she had invented a spaceship 🚀 to Mars you awarded her a job to sit in your office and follow you around like Dikembe with Junet this young man tried to comedy by imitating you real raw comedy that entertained but you ignored him until his death. This is nothing but crocodile 🐊 tears jomba. I know you will attend his funeral to condole with his family"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1945202319605342557) 2025-07-15 19:22:27 UTC 65.2K followers, 35.6K engagements


"Its true she previously worked at Emirates airlines evidence I have is her organising/planning my emirates flight from Dubai International Airport to London Heathrow. She even announced it"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948480889924559309) 2025-07-24 20:30:19 UTC 65.2K followers, 48.1K engagements


"Google is based on gross one salary reality grao ni oposit jomba. Watu wanajituma uku nje they save that money in a year wakiwa couples even X months najua couple hufanya job X months wako healthcare as travel nurses and spend X months in Kenya inspecting projects and vacaying they make crazy money wachana na salary ya google jomba"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948738754472009962) 2025-07-25 13:34:59 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"@TrevorAmboka Yes ata mkiwa XX kwanza ndio poa cheap labour"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948730453617266770) 2025-07-25 13:02:00 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"I think this is very manageable its literally 60mph I do this in a BYD Seal sometimes in a Jaguar I Pace SUVs on some sharp bends at 70mph and maybe above (apo kwa above sina loya mimi) that said Cayenne can handle more than 60mph very comfortably jomba"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948135509936452055) 2025-07-23 21:37:54 UTC 65.2K followers, 1465 engagements


"@_adonitologist Nmerudia huu upuzi sana jomba unaeza itisha emirates cctv footage sasa"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948509565827293477) 2025-07-24 22:24:16 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements


"@KeKirwa So where is he guilty😂aiiii bro najua ni beef uko na yeye but let it be truth sio jaba tumezoea X"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948682907918241896) 2025-07-25 09:53:04 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements


"Please Gachagua stop acting like the Kikuyu economy and the Kenyan economy are the same thing. Kenya runs on the sweat of all its XX counties not just your tribes tea and egos. Youre not Mt. Kenyas Moses leading anyone to Canaan youre just a noisy GPS stuck in 1963. And lets be clear the economy isnt collapsing because of some imaginary war on the mountain. Its collapsing under the weight of looters who talk tribalism by day and sign shady tenders by night. If you want to save the economy start by declaring war on corruption not imaginary enemies in your head. Pumbavu sana"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1946830163687162256) 2025-07-20 07:10:56 UTC 65.1K followers, 5365 engagements


"@Little_Wolf_3 To most people ni kidogo sana america utahitaji job number X to live decently. I am talking these things bec I know them from experience not heresay"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948717639175446905) 2025-07-25 12:11:05 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"Mimi I am the first person from Kasarani to drive a Cyber Truck for one full day iyo ni pressure nakupea Osama😒. Jitahidi😒"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948622788413083666) 2025-07-25 05:54:11 UTC 65.2K followers, 6725 engagements


"@TrevorAmboka Juu uko na full mentality who told you 6m is a lot of money"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948701593815093418) 2025-07-25 11:07:19 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"@TrevorAmboka Nmesema google about salary ya cleaner America otherwise pipe down you understand nothing ata sijui mbona naengage mtu pumbavu🤣"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948701934631731634) 2025-07-25 11:08:41 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"The youthful old man from Nyamasaria at it again😂. @Asamoh_ I will pay you 100k today if you produce one victim I conned. This will be by far the greatest money you will have ever earned in your miserable life"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948652587768594597) 2025-07-25 07:52:35 UTC 65.2K followers, 13K engagements


"Its a lot of money in Kenya and africa not outside Kenya and africa. Its merely a X years salary uku nje na hata haitoshi bado. Hii ndio shida ya kukosa exposure 🚮"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948699324826681612) 2025-07-25 10:58:18 UTC 65.2K followers, 5077 engagements


"@Dr_AustinOmondi @KBKipkemoi1 Internet is not a real place jomba😂"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948666829779427495) 2025-07-25 08:49:11 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"@CornerErides I almost lost it too before Mbiti came to save me. So I know what I am speaking about jomba sio kila is about bragging sawa"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948451883196317833) 2025-07-24 18:35:04 UTC 65.2K followers, 3810 engagements


"@TrevorAmboka NTSA haiwezi confirm number plate none kenya. When I say you are an idiot with am X account believe me you are one"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948716609901920590) 2025-07-25 12:06:59 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"CBC will produce the most incompetent and foolish learners who cant think critically or question the system/status quo. Sadly This is by design"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948276523242574049) 2025-07-24 06:58:15 UTC 65.2K followers, 84.6K engagements


"@TrevorAmboka I will fix it when I become your Dad"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948728612712030328) 2025-07-25 12:54:41 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"Msiwahi kubali tweeps tu police your thoughts or what you decide to post on X. Some of them will come with the usual conmanship line this shouldnt hurt you if you know you have never conned anyone. They always force that line apart from evidence to make themselves feel good😂"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948663834232697070) 2025-07-25 08:37:17 UTC 65.2K followers, 3269 engagements


"@simba_mweusi Majority napata band X and X hata si X nikipata X ata sitaki kuchukua its too much work"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1947339015268552838) 2025-07-21 16:52:55 UTC 65.1K followers, XXX engagements


"Wacheni chuki na Nganya ya Mobutu junior actually that nganya imepea youths employment by the way is now wondering how all Ecitizen funds are missing 🤣"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948045782633898214) 2025-07-23 15:41:22 UTC 65.2K followers, 95K engagements


"The so called Nganya culture apparently 🤣. Najua mimi sio mjuaji sana but huu ni upuzi and its just endangering peoples lives nothing much and nothing like culture here. Lol"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1946545782158418129) 2025-07-19 12:20:54 UTC 65.2K followers, 7707 engagements


"@BossKingHak I am not stopping any soon unless there is something you can do"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948733474203951302) 2025-07-25 13:14:00 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"Mtu ajitolee atuulizie in a presidential debate why some candidates spend Kes 100b + for a job paying Kes 1.2m a month. 2ndly atuulizie how does/will he/she plan to recover that huge investment"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1946164274214150532) 2025-07-18 11:04:55 UTC 65.2K followers, 39.5K engagements


"@BreindanK Haha X is not a real place jomba"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948509836133458399) 2025-07-24 22:25:21 UTC 65.2K followers, 1838 engagements


"If the alternative was the truth author wouldnt be washed up as he is today🥲. Dont follow these things like a headless chicken jomba"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1946847296840491271) 2025-07-20 08:19:00 UTC 65.1K followers, XXX engagements


"Ata mpigane na mtusiane aje my X vote is reserved for Maraga"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1947606314215215225) 2025-07-22 10:35:04 UTC 65.2K followers, 12.2K engagements


"Nganya is nothing to that family its so wealthy and were wealthy before power tell your Dad to work hard too so that you dont complain An innocent voter told me this🥲"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948309596109521362) 2025-07-24 09:09:40 UTC 65.2K followers, 13.8K engagements


"One day the wind 💨 will blow 🌬and the chickens anus will be seen"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1946152067719938497) 2025-07-18 10:16:25 UTC 65.2K followers, 5390 engagements


"@kamaumwando @Kenyans 😂😂😂😂you know ball jomba. Ndio mtajua uyo morio mdio hurun iyo keja ya white😂"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948735789673722104) 2025-07-25 13:23:12 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"@Little_Wolf_3 Its a deposit of a X bedroom house mortgage 🥲. Ebu enda nayo UK ama US uone utalast nayo how long"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948715454790279370) 2025-07-25 12:02:24 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"@NicksonOdhiam10 @Asamoh_ I am still faking I faked in Dubai October 2024 in April I faked in USA for X weeks In February I faked in Greece for X days in march I faked a road trip to Portugal and back I am now faking with a Tesla and a Mercedes I post all of them here ama hua hauzioni"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948504544415285319) 2025-07-24 22:04:19 UTC 65.2K followers, 1439 engagements


"@ProbbyKE @KeKirwa And I will defend until I decide not to"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948730897814970506) 2025-07-25 13:03:46 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"This is my oldest tweet🥲. I was shtanding on the shtage with King Kaka ama Kang Kaka ama wanamuita aje"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1947410700693049487) 2025-07-21 21:37:46 UTC 65.1K followers, 1140 engagements


"@ASirinji @simba_mweusi The job I talked about was meant for people in UK already"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1947915913266639141) 2025-07-23 07:05:18 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"Pole jomba I can see you are heavily armed usiniue🥲"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948521036070486347) 2025-07-24 23:09:51 UTC 65.2K followers, 2773 engagements


"South Africans will roast me but they need to know the European settlers developed that land to their taste because they did not intend to leave reason They found the weather that was a bit suitable for them in South Africa . In the future the settlers will call for independence and they will get it either in peace or with the barrel of a gun. History is important dear South Africans as you continue with your xenophobic attacks & propaganda against fellow Africans"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948379379278450783) 2025-07-24 13:46:57 UTC 65.2K followers, 27K engagements


"You cannot understand when you fly Buscar and Mash Poa daily jomba. Some people are so busy to do such tasks"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948514001081524449) 2025-07-24 22:41:54 UTC 65.2K followers, 10.8K engagements


"@jrchebonn So far nmespend 472k kumwaga material"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1947963769402876009) 2025-07-23 10:15:28 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements


"The guy who was imitating Riggy G in his skits is dead 😳 His name is Zacharia Kariuki"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1945038145658966074) 2025-07-15 08:30:05 UTC 65.2K followers, 5855 engagements


"@NicksonOdhiam10 @LetsLoveFootba1 @Asamoh_ One more fake as I return Mercedes to your father🥲"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948649867695235409) 2025-07-25 07:41:47 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"I got a job offer with the highest salary ever in my career. I am slowly disapproving MDVD who said youths who critique them will not amount to anything in life🥲"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1947291613652304281) 2025-07-21 13:44:34 UTC 65.1K followers, 15.8K engagements


"@JoshuaMKyalo This is not true look at how counties like Britain Norway Australia Canada etc vote vs how 3rd world countries vote uko you wont tell people ntawaletea stima na maji then they clap for you huku Bora upewe leso na mia mbili its a done deal"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948371439033208905) 2025-07-24 13:15:24 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements


"@Oloo_Duncan001 They cry on our behalf 😂🤣"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948624800110272602) 2025-07-25 06:02:10 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"Wengi watalilia choooni😂. Save pesa yako ama uhame tu kama ushaiongelea mambo ya iyo vita the other way😂"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948736004292313475) 2025-07-25 13:24:03 UTC 65.2K followers, 1965 engagements


"🤣ningetamani I would be there anytime I want I am focused on my mortgage huku something you are likely never to get hold of in your whole unaguaranteed life in Australia 🤣. I have gone for holidays in USA Greece Italy France Belgium Netherlands Kenya yearly wewe tangu 2023 hata New Zealand which is next to you hauezi afford😂"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1947558260401160368) 2025-07-22 07:24:07 UTC 65.1K followers, XX engagements


"@euniceouma It doesnt need to add up to everyone"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948650438875553922) 2025-07-25 07:44:03 UTC 65.2K followers, X engagements


"@Eng_Bundi True he doesnt need to work though he can actually pay you to live in his yard as a dog without the need to work"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948063039976038455) 2025-07-23 16:49:56 UTC 65.2K followers, 2227 engagements


"@Wangechike_ Wanasem uko dubai ukiwa na iyo wewe ni millionaire 😂"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948700436019773615) 2025-07-25 11:02:43 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements


"Kujenga wall kama iyo inacost salary ya X or X weeks majuu jomba pesa kidogo sana in some cities rent ya bedsitter ya mwezi ni expensive kuliko iyo wall🥲 yote paka finishing. Uliza mtu anakaa NewYork London Melbourne Washingto DC Geneva ama Carlifonia atakuambia"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1945533644887785731) 2025-07-16 17:19:01 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"@kimaiyoalvis I told you in life I have options you WILL NEVER EVER HAVE in your life🤣. Wewe maliza kusoma uone vile utasweat haga kutafuta kazi mimi naitiwa. I am not taking this offer in Dallas USA which I will gladly choose over Australia. By the way wewe ni ndugu ya Alai Mnakuanga sura moja bana🤣"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1947560511953870904) 2025-07-22 07:33:04 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements


"This is a village in Texas USA. Those who live here are civil servants and watu wa kawaida not politicians. Where we are driving on is a tarmac road 🛣 in this village. How will you know when the far you have gone is in Nandi county to get married to Gerald Bitok"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1944706875892572411) 2025-07-14 10:33:44 UTC 65.2K followers, 70.1K engagements


"Soon these mad people will start launching rain🥲"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948626248327901273) 2025-07-25 06:07:55 UTC 65.2K followers, 1000 engagements


"Jomba you can put on a billboard I dont really care. Naeza lipia billboard"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948656051064373581) 2025-07-25 08:06:21 UTC 65.2K followers, 1931 engagements


"Jomba mimi unaeza nichukia all you want that is your burden to carry but I can assure whenever I go on holiday as usual I will post here whenever I change cars I will post it here whenever my pigs 🐷 increase in numbers I will update it here how you take it its up to you"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948691606929908100) 2025-07-25 10:27:38 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements


"I am still faking I faked in Dubai October 2024 in April I faked in USA for X weeks In February I faked in Greece for X days I am now faking with a Tesla and a Mercedes I post all of them here ama hua hauzioni In November I will be faking in South Africa bora uhai"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948504701311291713) 2025-07-24 22:04:56 UTC 65.2K followers, 3287 engagements


"@LennonOdiga Ukweli doesnt care about feelings jomba you either face it or pave way"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948282401609687425) 2025-07-24 07:21:36 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements


"I am thinking of changing this house design but maintain the garage as it is house designers share your ideas itss a X bedroom bungalow and I will stick with X bedrooms still share your designs and quote your prices"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1930236941817016675) 2025-06-04 12:15:23 UTC 65.2K followers, 43.3K engagements


"@ItsDenzo @Kimuzi_ Sasa utafanya nini😂. You overestimate your small dicksized abilities jomba"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948700029109371217) 2025-07-25 11:01:06 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"Uyu bois hudhani ako na manual ya maisha 🤣. Mtu maskini na mjinga akibarikiwa na pesa it really unlocks who they really are. These are the people who can even spit in you just to fell good and special about themselves"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1947246239013056754) 2025-07-21 10:44:16 UTC 65.1K followers, 2550 engagements


"I dont like deciding for people what they should do with their money but a presidents son spending millions of money on Matatus is an absolute misplaced priority if you ask me. Dont come tell me here its passion"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1945931132949656003) 2025-07-17 19:38:30 UTC 65.1K followers, 6430 engagements


"@MustGoPromax @_________PRIEST Kuna a lot of misinformation hii app jomba and most likely hawa ni wasee hawajawahi join sacco ata moja apart from story za jaba kwa barabara😂"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1947988398934823315) 2025-07-23 11:53:20 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"@euniceouma Unadai aue 😂 somethings you just let go money can always be made"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948647187954470969) 2025-07-25 07:31:08 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"Kitu mnafaa kujua ni motivational books like Rich Dad Poor Dad are books authored for you to BUY and MAKE MONEY for the author not YOU they actually speak to the WEALTHY who dont know what to do with the idle money they have dont be misled by a lot of theories they spew in there. Target market audience was majorly western society which has structures in place for credit with a booming real estate and business environment"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1946811326518706513) 2025-07-20 05:56:04 UTC 65.1K followers, 23.7K engagements


"@niayou2 @AVID_SZN Ata naeza futa hii pia kwani hua mnadhani people are answerable to you fools on this app as who Mbona hua mnajiona mayakuzaa hii app😂😂. You overestimate your importance sana and yes I know them in person hug a cactus 🌵"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948619488724652542) 2025-07-25 05:41:04 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"If you are a member of this SACCOS make arrangements of how you will save your money from sinking; X. Kencom SACCO X. Nacico SACCO X. Investment Co-op SACCO X. Maseno University SACCO X. Stegro SACCO X. Umowa SACCO X. Kakamega County Maendeleo SACCO X. Somy Sugar SACCO X. Migori Teachers SACCO XX. Malindi Biashara SACCO XX. Lamu Teachers SACCO"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1947639247713767695) 2025-07-22 12:45:56 UTC 65.2K followers, 33.6K engagements


"😂😂😂everyone wants to be number X finished me😂😂"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948293853397614784) 2025-07-24 08:07:06 UTC 65.2K followers, 1471 engagements


"@Osama_otero Swali langu ni why spend 60bn on a job paying Kes 1.2m"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1946163526768148910) 2025-07-18 11:01:57 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements


"And I wont apologise to you kwani wewe ni nani😂"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948655839520125050) 2025-07-25 08:05:31 UTC 65.2K followers, 1245 engagements


"Office closed. Off to the moon 🌑 hata kunyeshe namna ipi🥲"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948742000930398485) 2025-07-25 13:47:53 UTC 65.2K followers, 1876 engagements


"@gff_kim Waa kumbe MPs who summoned Chris Kiptoo are so foolish hawajui what AiA is waaa. Si sorry bas Mr sense yapper"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1947919611179241491) 2025-07-23 07:20:00 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements


"@254Quantum In africa where africa is our business this is not the case"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948278057556746287) 2025-07-24 07:04:20 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements


"@carltonkitheka1 Jana niliuliza jomba nani mbiti ameibia we went through the corners paka nikalala despite him insisting he knows ameiba🤣😂"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948630098187260085) 2025-07-25 06:23:13 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements


"@ItsDenzo At least he left the chat earlier than me"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948706202789023928) 2025-07-25 11:25:38 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"@Ja_Kamnara @mianowmuthii Kuna forex people who earn legitimately from forex. I know a lot who never teach people how to anga make money via forex but just trade only"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1947680196905341174) 2025-07-22 15:28:39 UTC 65.1K followers, XX engagements


"Nmerudia huu upuzi sana jomba unaeza itisha emirates CCTV footage sasa"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948509685520138279) 2025-07-24 22:24:45 UTC 65.2K followers, 1044 engagements


"@Kwach_ 8-4-4 did so well despite its challenges. Haina haja nifanye research when teachers themselves dont understand it its underfunded etc. Meanwhile reality doesnt care about feelings zako jomba 👇🏿"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948285731513782719) 2025-07-24 07:34:50 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements


"@Makiadi_ Serkali wataeka XX tuisupport tu😂. Na wajue immigration is tighter sai hakuna escape route🤣"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1947991806873870504) 2025-07-23 12:06:53 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements


"Is this guy Jim Njue a retard by chance or a fool by choice Coz WTF is this in 2025 when we want to de-profit politics"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1945428627853623758) 2025-07-16 10:21:43 UTC 65.2K followers, 96.3K engagements


"Diesel hazinanga spark plugs jomba😂. Izo ni shida za watu wa petulori"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948340007875523040) 2025-07-24 11:10:30 UTC 65.2K followers, 1632 engagements


"@TrevorAmboka I think its you who is hallucinating and living in imaginations. I fuelled the other day and I wont apologise for the picture wee lia ukitaka kama ni ngumu jidishi jomba"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948708309713691047) 2025-07-25 11:34:00 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"@MarikiDennis @Asamoh_ 😂😂a very delusional man"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948653597236867207) 2025-07-25 07:56:36 UTC 65.2K followers, 1044 engagements