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[@Elvis_Localman](/creator/twitter/Elvis_Localman)
"@Arap_Nyasikera @thanos_254k 😂😂wording muhimu jomba"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1946158587463483675) 2025-07-18 10:42:19 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"@Osama_otero @BossKingHak @Kelvinbungei1 😂 kwanza aeke address utakuta hata haelewi what is an address🤣. This rich people from behind are so foolish sana"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1949007245146017951) 2025-07-26 07:21:52 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"@JaOutside @_MamaJay_ @Osama_otero What is Ronaldos intention of posting a jet vs mine of posting a Bajaj"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948080446002139150) 2025-07-23 17:59:06 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements


"@KeKirwa I thought uko na truth already Mimi its now X years bado ile list ya watu nilicon haijafika vile ilienea hii app"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948496883300610357) 2025-07-24 21:33:52 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements


"😂😂 I actually had to go check where Masimba is located"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948652998642561114) 2025-07-25 07:54:13 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements


"Na mbona mnapost internet instead of posting kwa ground"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948089786931024193) 2025-07-23 18:36:13 UTC 65.2K followers, 1750 engagements


"@netflixguyy Aaaa its the first city tulienda bash ya africans na @melchy_junior 🥳😂"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948971698574786650) 2025-07-26 05:00:37 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"@Kelvinbungei1 Wewe mabunge wacha kuhepa story sasa weka documents zako za bajaj tuone"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948799919718105441) 2025-07-25 17:38:02 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"@wes_kibet Who said or told you he failed"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948981083288084554) 2025-07-26 05:37:55 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements


"@Sila_Kasee Hii pesa mnaiba daily mbina msifund education nayo mnangoja world bank"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948279906598519048) 2025-07-24 07:11:41 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements


"Jomba sisi ni wakenya ae love crooks. Stop living in Utopia 😂. We want people with aura with good insults to opponents and inspiring to lead us not those who follow the rule of law"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948720728104116361) 2025-07-25 12:23:21 UTC 65.2K followers, 1433 engagements


"@moses_furaha @RabbitCunning @Sila_Kasee Mbina unashift blame to someone 80k miles away and left independence for you as you wished"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948943727155696087) 2025-07-26 03:09:28 UTC 65.2K followers, X engagements


"😂😂I promise you to produce one victim and earn 100k today this morning"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948654043737587908) 2025-07-25 07:58:22 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements


"Way of life. What way of life is in loud music above XXX decibels What way of life is in unsafe high beam headlights and flood light bars that causes visibility obstruction to oncoming drivers at night What way if life is in overloading overcharging and breaking traffic rules at any slightest opportunity What way of life is in noise pollution in a city dubbed the hub of Africa Kama hii si primitivity ni culture gani hii jomba"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1946541231120499137) 2025-07-19 12:02:49 UTC 65.2K followers, 7592 engagements


"@ProbbyKE @KeKirwa What is wrong with that I have never seen the billionaire owner of Walmart where people buy things as cheap as $X refusing the $X to offer it as charity bec its $X. Ata mimi ningekua billionea sumuni yangu hauezi ona unless you worked for me"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948716041326006643) 2025-07-25 12:04:44 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"These guys earn their money selling/teaching those quick courses and giving hot air as advice they never make a coin following the same things they preach to people looking for hope"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1947359411971711315) 2025-07-21 18:13:58 UTC 65.2K followers, 9499 engagements


"@TrevorAmboka Bec I want to be your father. I see nothing to get rattled for"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948729416843997691) 2025-07-25 12:57:53 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"@BLintari @polo_kimanii It views everything from a monetary aspect. You need to realise we just dont leave to chase money. Mtu anakuambia dont own a home just rent and you also agree with him bec you want to create money bec owning is a liability and renting is not🥲"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1946618295370805333) 2025-07-19 17:09:02 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements


"Ata mimi naeza tu amka asubuhi niseme kuna mtu from eldoret amesema wewe ni mwizi and I have evidence. This is exactly what you are doing si eti uko na anything nearer evidence anywhere 😂.Apa ni wave unafuata tu uzuri wakenya hupenda udaku so they will cheer you to keep going😂"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948643575358488936) 2025-07-25 07:16:47 UTC 65.2K followers, 2120 engagements


"@Ja_Kamnara If this is the case what is 6m in New York"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948707411390349607) 2025-07-25 11:30:26 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"When I made the decision to leave Kenya nearly six years ago I had no shortage of unsolicited advice from people predicting how Id struggle to manage my salary abroad to others warning me about the weather. Today here we are and some of those same voices now in their 40s and 50s are actively exploring how they can follow the same path. The lesson In life trust your own vision. If what youre pursuing is meaningful to you block out the noise stay focused and move forward and congratulations @amenya_nelson"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1947718990643802113) 2025-07-22 18:02:48 UTC 65.2K followers, 10.7K engagements


"@MirichiiKe Exactly jomba facts you put it better mazee"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1945528561877594611) 2025-07-16 16:58:49 UTC 65.2K followers, 1527 engagements


"@JaOutside @_MamaJay_ @Osama_otero Ronaldo akipost jet 🛩 yake ako na right osama akipost bajaj yake anabrag😂"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948077955445395746) 2025-07-23 17:49:12 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"@_fels1 2027 ndio I will accept siezi change na hapo hamtawahi ona hii account ikipost anything politics I will just live my cheap poor life Jomba bila kujiinvolve na siasa ama watu"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1946459237053308934) 2025-07-19 06:37:00 UTC 65.2K followers, 1256 engagements


"@LetsLoveFootba1 Courtesy of leaders with aura and eloquence 😂"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1947906251125317966) 2025-07-23 06:26:55 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements


"@Kimuzi_ Visa jomba🥲😂. Unadhani kina Alai sorry @kimaiyoalvis watasurvive aje in future🤣"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948281023034433923) 2025-07-24 07:16:07 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements


"Rent ya single room new york per year is close to Ksh 8m. Jomba tembea uone how crazy the world is money-wise"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948704711441359122) 2025-07-25 11:19:43 UTC 65.2K followers, 2416 engagements


"@TrevorAmboka Ni ukweli I literally fuelled a full tank pale BP Mercedes is full to the brim🥲"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948703687808811501) 2025-07-25 11:15:38 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"@ASirinji Mimi naye nitapost ata naenda South Africa November and I will post it m I cannot be ashamed of that lol 😂"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948715179564216793) 2025-07-25 12:01:18 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"Angekua ule jamaa wetu Mutiso the recording artist angegonga ama angefilm then come and shit on the cyclist 🚴🏿 vile he is not obeying traffic laws just to prove a point on internet"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948120874818613684) 2025-07-23 20:39:45 UTC 65.2K followers, 1341 engagements


"When I heard MPs and Senators get excited like children for stepping into statehouse for the first time I concluded we have no country here. Majamaa zinafightia even those international trips like high school kids maahn😂. Uko ndani they are under the mercy of clerks Its said one trip they can make up to Kes 3m and not that they have gone to do anything meaningful they usually attend one of those useless meetings then the remaining days ni sherehe na kutangatanga buana these guys play with our taxes without any remorse. Parliament is honestly a cursed entity to be fair"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1947180599917391889) 2025-07-21 06:23:26 UTC 65.2K followers, 12.1K engagements


"@Kelvinbungei1 Uzuri😂 such a consolation statement fact ni you cannot practice past Kenya🤣. I know this hurts but itabidi tu uzoee"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948810925508563262) 2025-07-25 18:21:46 UTC 65.2K followers, X engagements


"@ProbbyKE @KeKirwa After showing me how does this help me jomba"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948729508510507394) 2025-07-25 12:58:15 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"@powerhouseKE Pengine hua unapanda zile matatu za Kairo"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948499927257993228) 2025-07-24 21:45:58 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"@Ja_Kamnara @HawkAyo 6m outside africa is nothing. This is just the reality. Tuache kujiconsole bana. Its not enough"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948719871606333842) 2025-07-25 12:19:57 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"@BossKingHak @Osama_otero @Kelvinbungei1 I am even tending now you can drink poison ☠ if you want. Uko in your home land but unaishi kama squatter🤣"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1949004017759141909) 2025-07-26 07:09:03 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"@TrevorAmboka If I wasnt exposed I would think 6m is a lot of money😂. Google average salary ya Cleaner america uache upumbavu. Mbwa"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948700215042867475) 2025-07-25 11:01:51 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"These TikTok families are multiplying like Wi-Fi passwords siku izi uko clock 🕰 app. Two people lock eyes for two weeks move in open a TikTok account and suddenly its The Onyi Family starring in their own self-produced reality show"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1945821210698236381) 2025-07-17 12:21:42 UTC 65.2K followers, 3588 engagements


"@TrevorAmboka Mi sidai kuchimba jomba. Mi nadai tu kustep up for you"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948727454891147701) 2025-07-25 12:50:05 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"@kajairock Yes I am just telling you how little it is out here"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948716116701835551) 2025-07-25 12:05:02 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"@KeKirwa Dennis has it akikubali napost the way he okayed me to state what he was going through"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948495633398079836) 2025-07-24 21:28:54 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements


"I dont worship money like you sycophants. There is nothing else money can do for me. I have an iota of morality ata kama sio mingi"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1945773209015496777) 2025-07-17 09:10:58 UTC 65.2K followers, 1313 engagements


"@Kelvinbungei1 Yako mingi na wivu inakumaliza🤣. Wewe hauqualify kutoroka Kenya and you will always be under me in everything be assured of that💯"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948800149511438694) 2025-07-25 17:38:57 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"@Makiadi_ Jomba ata hadi mimi niumishwa handball😂"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948498967886438521) 2025-07-24 21:42:09 UTC 65.2K followers, 2035 engagements


"@MisterAlbie 😂😂😂I know what you did there mzee🤣"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948662238899822612) 2025-07-25 08:30:56 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements


"@Makiadi_ Uyu bois na @NicksonOdhiam10 tangu Asamo anianike ama sijui aniburst hua nafake maisha they have never rested hua wanakua excited sana😂🤣 jomba😂"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948512607490424876) 2025-07-24 22:36:21 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements


"@TrevorAmboka I am old enough to be your mums husband"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948725337094828212) 2025-07-25 12:41:40 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"So far we have done XX trucks of rough stones X trucks of Kokoto and X trucks of dressed stones. X trucks remaining then we move into sand and cement. Polepole tu"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1947961711383990774) 2025-07-23 10:07:18 UTC 65.2K followers, 16.1K engagements


"@BossKingHak @Osama_otero @Kelvinbungei1 Come guard and secure me"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948959900085653782) 2025-07-26 04:13:44 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"Kuna Mp alikua anaambia rafiki Yake he regrets joining politics but bado anataka 2nd term🥲. Be careful of the friends you choose"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1947370285012762756) 2025-07-21 18:57:10 UTC 65.2K followers, 82.3K engagements


"How is this conning people 😂 I am the one who wrote these things lol😂"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948655443686863310) 2025-07-25 08:03:56 UTC 65.2K followers, 4517 engagements


"Kuna song ya Jose Chameleon naskia hapa I heard it nikiwa primary school mara ya kwanza and its still a hit💯 inashinda zile za @Osama_otero"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1946818594194837600) 2025-07-20 06:24:57 UTC 65.2K followers, 2580 engagements


"@TrevorAmboka Ata sidai juu sina pesa but nko sure ile choo iko uko ni expensive kuliko nyumba yenyu uko kwenyu"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948724694896546094) 2025-07-25 12:39:07 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"When I say you are both stupid by choice and chance I honestly mean bec you said it less than a day ago but already forgot"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1946501363577552911) 2025-07-19 09:24:23 UTC 65.2K followers, 56.9K engagements


"@AVID_SZN @YuleAnalyst Si you just report to the nearest disiyai jomba Kuna ile number yao ya fichua kwa disiyai ama huijui I agree with all ylu have said now take action"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948500863221465141) 2025-07-24 21:49:41 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"I am reading for myself and its why I know it cant work for poor countries. Over XX% of Kenyans live below the poverty line pay check to pay check the next XX% have no disposable income meaning over XX% of Kenyans cant afford even a simple luxury like a holiday where one can say wacha nitumie hiyo pesa kutafuta asset they are still struggling with basic needs. But again I am engaging someone with a clogged brain sidhani ataelewa the magnitude of structural inequality Kenya or poor countries has so he thinks people are poor or broke bec they chose to be or by not reading Kiyosakis storybook"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1946809836643172767) 2025-07-20 05:50:09 UTC 65.2K followers, 1085 engagements


"@Sila_Kasee Thats why I said its by design underfund it dont provide manpower and qualified teacher who understand it etc. isnt that not by design"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948278373454942477) 2025-07-24 07:05:36 UTC 65.2K followers, 2298 engagements


"@MisterAlbie Uko jomba kama hauna means utaona dust sana. Many people are so clogged to Kenyan shilling hawajui huku nje its nothing unatoka ukiwa millioneya unafika maisha inakufunza"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948717171757990027) 2025-07-25 12:09:13 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"When we questioned Hushpuppi the Dubai based real estate guru you called us people of jilasii Jomba know taon"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1946159024988135627) 2025-07-18 10:44:04 UTC 65.1K followers, 1029 engagements


"Its now almost X years and this idiot has never produced even an ounce of evidence of those I conned😂. Kwani receipts 🧾 zako zinakuja from Nyamasaria ama"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948651645312627198) 2025-07-25 07:48:51 UTC 65.2K followers, 5452 engagements


"E-Citizen funds dont reach Treasury accounts at CBK due to bad governance but tweeps still want a formidable candidate with aura and eloquence to please them instead of a candidate with integrity. No doubt dust is constant until that day you will wake up mahmehn😂"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1947905353976283277) 2025-07-23 06:23:21 UTC 65.2K followers, 29.1K engagements


"@Oloo_Duncan001 Hadi I am tempted kupostia Odhis yeye pia afake na Tesla yake🤣"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948626476410044599) 2025-07-25 06:08:50 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"@kenyanthoughts Yes and there is nothing you can do"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948719930414711232) 2025-07-25 12:20:11 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"@Osama_otero Haha Kina @Kelvinbungei1 quacks who are only good at criticising with nothing going on in their lives😂"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948952311772184829) 2025-07-26 03:43:35 UTC 65.2K followers, 1704 engagements


"@kevin_kuria 🤣🤣many tweeps will see dust unknowingly 😂"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948789115845034397) 2025-07-25 16:55:06 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"@vardieeeee Naona search inasema average🤣 well what do you know You k lnow nothing"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948707586687066505) 2025-07-25 11:31:08 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"@KeKirwa It only becomes a fraud when someone comes out and say they conned him with evidence. So where is the transaction of the alleged training na akaingia mitini Who is the victim"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948684110924230658) 2025-07-25 09:57:51 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements


"@TrevorAmboka All the best safari ya kuenda kwetu kuchukua video jomba"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948703355674513808) 2025-07-25 11:14:19 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"Talking of youthful leadership show me what youthful leaders have done to justify the narrative of youthful leadership is better Kina Linet Toto and the gang"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948105278177579485) 2025-07-23 19:37:47 UTC 65.2K followers, 7361 engagements


"Mbiti is a victim of this whole saga he lost about Kes X million. Those dragging him please give him some grace"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948434690169290928) 2025-07-24 17:26:44 UTC 65.2K followers, 149.1K engagements


"Problem is he was the biggest slave trader in Africa selling africans via the Trans-Saharan slave trade route🥲"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1947706090470199652) 2025-07-22 17:11:33 UTC 65.2K followers, 3303 engagements


"@TrevorAmboka Sawa ntajenga choo uende inspection. When do you plan to go"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948705632225558661) 2025-07-25 11:23:22 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"@simba_mweusi In healthcare there is always shortage throughout the year hua simalizi wiki bila offer"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1947308927055483013) 2025-07-21 14:53:22 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements


"@vardieeeee So where did you get top earner in your ignorant post"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948708385563546043) 2025-07-25 11:34:19 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"Ivy named you Riggy G and she had interviews all over media stations like she had invented a spaceship 🚀 to Mars you awarded her a job to sit in your office and follow you around like Dikembe with Junet this young man tried to comedy by imitating you real raw comedy that entertained but you ignored him until his death. This is nothing but crocodile 🐊 tears jomba. I know you will attend his funeral to condole with his family"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1945202319605342557) 2025-07-15 19:22:27 UTC 65.2K followers, 35.6K engagements


"@KDochman @MoraraKebasoSnr Mimi hadi nilimhurumia juu that was purely risking his life exposing these henchmen who care less about life. @MoraraKebasoSnr the silent majority acknowledged you usikubali kufall into traps za hawa wajinga"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948979392471797889) 2025-07-26 05:31:12 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"Its true she previously worked at Emirates airlines evidence I have is her organising/planning my emirates flight from Dubai International Airport to London Heathrow. She even announced it"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948480889924559309) 2025-07-24 20:30:19 UTC 65.2K followers, 51K engagements


"@Kelvinbungei1 Pharmacist assistant haezi work ata Uganda 🤣"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948801125676974154) 2025-07-25 17:42:49 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"Google is based on gross one salary reality grao ni oposit jomba. Watu wanajituma uku nje they save that money in a year wakiwa couples even X months najua couple hufanya job X months wako healthcare as travel nurses and spend X months in Kenya inspecting projects and vacaying they make crazy money wachana na salary ya google jomba"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948738754472009962) 2025-07-25 13:34:59 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"@wes_kibet What did he fail in I care about facts not emotions"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948982130396053727) 2025-07-26 05:42:04 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements


"@TrevorAmboka Yes ata mkiwa XX kwanza ndio poa cheap labour"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948730453617266770) 2025-07-25 13:02:00 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"I think this is very manageable its literally 60mph I do this in a BYD Seal sometimes in a Jaguar I Pace SUVs on some sharp bends at 70mph and maybe above (apo kwa above sina loya mimi) that said Cayenne can handle more than 60mph very comfortably jomba"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948135509936452055) 2025-07-23 21:37:54 UTC 65.2K followers, 1469 engagements


"@_adonitologist Nmerudia huu upuzi sana jomba unaeza itisha emirates cctv footage sasa"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948509565827293477) 2025-07-24 22:24:16 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements


"@KeKirwa So where is he guilty😂aiiii bro najua ni beef uko na yeye but let it be truth sio jaba tumezoea X"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948682907918241896) 2025-07-25 09:53:04 UTC 65.2K followers, 1411 engagements


"@Little_Wolf_3 To most people ni kidogo sana america utahitaji job number X to live decently. I am talking these things bec I know them from experience not heresay"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948717639175446905) 2025-07-25 12:11:05 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"Mimi I am the first person from Kasarani to drive a Cyber Truck for one full day iyo ni pressure nakupea Osama😒. Jitahidi😒"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948622788413083666) 2025-07-25 05:54:11 UTC 65.2K followers, 7828 engagements


"@TrevorAmboka Juu uko na full mentality who told you 6m is a lot of money"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948701593815093418) 2025-07-25 11:07:19 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"@TrevorAmboka Nmesema google about salary ya cleaner America otherwise pipe down you understand nothing ata sijui mbona naengage mtu pumbavu🤣"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948701934631731634) 2025-07-25 11:08:41 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"The youthful old man from Nyamasaria at it again😂. @Asamoh_ I will pay you 100k today if you produce one victim I conned. This will be by far the greatest money you will have ever earned in your miserable life"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948652587768594597) 2025-07-25 07:52:35 UTC 65.2K followers, 14.3K engagements


"@Kelvinbungei1 @Ziloopi Gava sio ya babako. Mbwa"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948810344538734746) 2025-07-25 18:19:27 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"Its a lot of money in Kenya and africa not outside Kenya and africa. Its merely a X years salary uku nje na hata haitoshi bado. Hii ndio shida ya kukosa exposure 🚮"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948699324826681612) 2025-07-25 10:58:18 UTC 65.2K followers, 6772 engagements


"@Dr_AustinOmondi @KBKipkemoi1 Internet is not a real place jomba😂"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948666829779427495) 2025-07-25 08:49:11 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"@CornerErides I almost lost it too before Mbiti came to save me. So I know what I am speaking about jomba sio kila is about bragging sawa"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948451883196317833) 2025-07-24 18:35:04 UTC 65.2K followers, 4186 engagements


"@TrevorAmboka NTSA haiwezi confirm number plate none kenya. When I say you are an idiot with am X account believe me you are one"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948716609901920590) 2025-07-25 12:06:59 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"CBC will produce the most incompetent and foolish learners who cant think critically or question the system/status quo. Sadly This is by design"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948276523242574049) 2025-07-24 06:58:15 UTC 65.2K followers, 86.7K engagements


"@TrevorAmboka I will fix it when I become your Dad"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948728612712030328) 2025-07-25 12:54:41 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"Msiwahi kubali tweeps tu police your thoughts or what you decide to post on X. Some of them will come with the usual conmanship line this shouldnt hurt you if you know you have never conned anyone. They always force that line apart from evidence to make themselves feel good😂"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948663834232697070) 2025-07-25 08:37:17 UTC 65.2K followers, 6851 engagements


"Wacheni chuki na Nganya ya Mobutu junior actually that nganya imepea youths employment by the way is now wondering how all Ecitizen funds are missing 🤣"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948045782633898214) 2025-07-23 15:41:22 UTC 65.2K followers, 95.4K engagements


"The so called Nganya culture apparently 🤣. Najua mimi sio mjuaji sana but huu ni upuzi and its just endangering peoples lives nothing much and nothing like culture here. Lol"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1946545782158418129) 2025-07-19 12:20:54 UTC 65.2K followers, 7738 engagements


"@Ziloopi @Kelvinbungei1 Mans amenona anajiona part of govt🤣"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948814979257565505) 2025-07-25 18:37:52 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"@BossKingHak I am not stopping any soon unless there is something you can do"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948733474203951302) 2025-07-25 13:14:00 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"Mtu ajitolee atuulizie in a presidential debate why some candidates spend Kes 100b + for a job paying Kes 1.2m a month. 2ndly atuulizie how does/will he/she plan to recover that huge investment"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1946164274214150532) 2025-07-18 11:04:55 UTC 65.2K followers, 39.5K engagements


"@BreindanK Haha X is not a real place jomba"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948509836133458399) 2025-07-24 22:25:21 UTC 65.2K followers, 1932 engagements


"It takes only a prayer breakfast 🍳 and handshake to wash their sins and become as white as snow"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948267914513023284) 2025-07-24 06:24:02 UTC 65.2K followers, 1231 engagements


"Ata mpigane na mtusiane aje my X vote is reserved for Maraga"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1947606314215215225) 2025-07-22 10:35:04 UTC 65.2K followers, 12.2K engagements


"Nganya is nothing to that family its so wealthy and were wealthy before power tell your Dad to work hard too so that you dont complain An innocent voter told me this🥲"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948309596109521362) 2025-07-24 09:09:40 UTC 65.2K followers, 13.9K engagements


"One day the wind 💨 will blow 🌬and the chickens anus will be seen"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1946152067719938497) 2025-07-18 10:16:25 UTC 65.2K followers, 5401 engagements


"@kamaumwando @Kenyans 😂😂😂😂you know ball jomba. Ndio mtajua uyo morio mdio hurun iyo keja ya white😂"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948735789673722104) 2025-07-25 13:23:12 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements


"@MurimaMaestro JKIA ni steel but flooding bado"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948788024470634509) 2025-07-25 16:50:46 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"@Ja_Konyango 😂😂people take internet so seriously jomba🤣"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948666244506288473) 2025-07-25 08:46:51 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements


"@Little_Wolf_3 Its a deposit of a X bedroom house mortgage 🥲. Ebu enda nayo UK ama US uone utalast nayo how long"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948715454790279370) 2025-07-25 12:02:24 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements


"@NicksonOdhiam10 @Asamoh_ I am still faking I faked in Dubai October 2024 in April I faked in USA for X weeks In February I faked in Greece for X days in march I faked a road trip to Portugal and back I am now faking with a Tesla and a Mercedes I post all of them here ama hua hauzioni"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948504544415285319) 2025-07-24 22:04:19 UTC 65.2K followers, 1519 engagements


"@ProbbyKE @KeKirwa And I will defend until I decide not to"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948730897814970506) 2025-07-25 13:03:46 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"@ASirinji @simba_mweusi The job I talked about was meant for people in UK already"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1947915913266639141) 2025-07-23 07:05:18 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"Pole jomba I can see you are heavily armed usiniue🥲"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948521036070486347) 2025-07-24 23:09:51 UTC 65.2K followers, 2949 engagements


"@wes_kibet What he was doing was already political how will you even do it without being political"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948984097637806114) 2025-07-26 05:49:53 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements


"South Africans will roast me but they need to know the European settlers developed that land to their taste because they did not intend to leave reason They found the weather that was a bit suitable for them in South Africa . In the future the settlers will call for independence and they will get it either in peace or with the barrel of a gun. History is important dear South Africans as you continue with your xenophobic attacks & propaganda against fellow Africans"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948379379278450783) 2025-07-24 13:46:57 UTC 65.2K followers, 27.1K engagements


"You cannot understand when you fly Buscar and Mash Poa daily jomba. Some people are so busy to do such tasks"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948514001081524449) 2025-07-24 22:41:54 UTC 65.2K followers, 11.8K engagements


"@KDochman @MoraraKebasoSnr Recession aje jomba Ebu chanua mimi nko behind news"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948981979875065865) 2025-07-26 05:41:28 UTC 65.2K followers, X engagements


"Morara has allowed comments of we broke and depressed people to get into his head. It beats logic refunding money people sent you willingly and spent it as intended just bec a few confused trolls have insulted him. Na wakenya Instead of channeling your stupid anger to Morara mbona msitumie iyo energy to get accountability from your politicians who dont give a fuck about you any-day anytime"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948945359155175612) 2025-07-26 03:15:57 UTC 65.2K followers, 10.7K engagements


"@jrchebonn So far nmespend 472k kumwaga material"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1947963769402876009) 2025-07-23 10:15:28 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements


"The guy who was imitating Riggy G in his skits is dead 😳 His name is Zacharia Kariuki"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1945038145658966074) 2025-07-15 08:30:05 UTC 65.2K followers, 5856 engagements


"@NicksonOdhiam10 @LetsLoveFootba1 @Asamoh_ One more fake as I return Mercedes to your father🥲"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948649867695235409) 2025-07-25 07:41:47 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"@JoshuaMKyalo This is not true look at how counties like Britain Norway Australia Canada etc vote vs how 3rd world countries vote uko you wont tell people ntawaletea stima na maji then they clap for you huku Bora upewe leso na mia mbili its a done deal"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948371439033208905) 2025-07-24 13:15:24 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements


"@LordChitechi 😂😂waaaa that aside tuseme tu ukweli did he not deliver"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948981208504799498) 2025-07-26 05:38:25 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"@Oloo_Duncan001 They cry on our behalf 😂🤣"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948624800110272602) 2025-07-25 06:02:10 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"Wengi watalilia choooni😂. Save pesa yako ama uhame tu kama ushaiongelea mambo ya iyo vita the other way😂"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948736004292313475) 2025-07-25 13:24:03 UTC 65.2K followers, 3612 engagements


"@HesbonHb I didnt say I expected any support I am talking about claimants of him conning people. Ni ufala tupu"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948981615889088787) 2025-07-26 05:40:02 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements


"@euniceouma It doesnt need to add up to everyone"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948650438875553922) 2025-07-25 07:44:03 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"@Kelvinbungei1 here is the car parked on my drive way a picture taken X minute ago from my bedroom window mbona hii gari inakuuma ivo lakini Open up this is a safe space"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948796658721927324) 2025-07-25 17:25:04 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements


"@Eng_Bundi True he doesnt need to work though he can actually pay you to live in his yard as a dog without the need to work"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948063039976038455) 2025-07-23 16:49:56 UTC 65.2K followers, 2231 engagements


"@Wangechike_ Wanasem uko dubai ukiwa na iyo wewe ni millionaire 😂"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948700436019773615) 2025-07-25 11:02:43 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements


"@kimaiyoalvis I told you in life I have options you WILL NEVER EVER HAVE in your life🤣. Wewe maliza kusoma uone vile utasweat haga kutafuta kazi mimi naitiwa. I am not taking this offer in Dallas USA which I will gladly choose over Australia. By the way wewe ni ndugu ya Alai Mnakuanga sura moja bana🤣"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1947560511953870904) 2025-07-22 07:33:04 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements


"@Kelvinbungei1 Apa ndio your best luku 😂😂"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948812049712382273) 2025-07-25 18:26:14 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"This is a village in Texas USA. Those who live here are civil servants and watu wa kawaida not politicians. Where we are driving on is a tarmac road 🛣 in this village. How will you know when the far you have gone is in Nandi county to get married to Gerald Bitok"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1944706875892572411) 2025-07-14 10:33:44 UTC 65.2K followers, 70.1K engagements


"Soon these mad people will start launching rain🥲"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948626248327901273) 2025-07-25 06:07:55 UTC 65.2K followers, 1043 engagements


"Jomba you can put on a billboard I dont really care. Naeza lipia billboard"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948656051064373581) 2025-07-25 08:06:21 UTC 65.2K followers, 2106 engagements


"Jomba mimi unaeza nichukia all you want that is your burden to carry but I can assure whenever I go on holiday as usual I will post here whenever I change cars I will post it here whenever my pigs 🐷 increase in numbers I will update it here how you take it its up to you"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948691606929908100) 2025-07-25 10:27:38 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements


"@Osama_otero @BossKingHak @Kelvinbungei1 Kitambo I used to ignore wannabe bullies acting mature😂. Siku izi I show them I am X10 worse than them kaumbwa kama @BossKingHak naeza kadefame na nikalipie lawyer kanisue na badi nikalipe damages"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1949008132073566262) 2025-07-26 07:25:24 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"@BossKingHak @Osama_otero @Kelvinbungei1 I can pay you to live in my Garden as a dog with my poverty level"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1949002602001449200) 2025-07-26 07:03:25 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"I am still faking I faked in Dubai October 2024 in April I faked in USA for X weeks In February I faked in Greece for X days I am now faking with a Tesla and a Mercedes I post all of them here ama hua hauzioni In November I will be faking in South Africa bora uhai"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948504701311291713) 2025-07-24 22:04:56 UTC 65.2K followers, 3710 engagements


"@LennonOdiga Ukweli doesnt care about feelings jomba you either face it or pave way"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948282401609687425) 2025-07-24 07:21:36 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements


"I am thinking of changing this house design but maintain the garage as it is house designers share your ideas itss a X bedroom bungalow and I will stick with X bedrooms still share your designs and quote your prices"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1930236941817016675) 2025-06-04 12:15:23 UTC 65.2K followers, 43.3K engagements


"@ItsDenzo @Kimuzi_ Sasa utafanya nini😂. You overestimate your small dicksized abilities jomba"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948700029109371217) 2025-07-25 11:01:06 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"@Elphie_KE We inherited this culture from old retards like @BossKingHak. Jamaa anapush XX but wivu kama mtoto wa class 2🤣"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1949003639743230261) 2025-07-26 07:07:33 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements


"@euniceouma Unadai aue 😂 somethings you just let go money can always be made"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948647187954470969) 2025-07-25 07:31:08 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"@CJurazz Hes justified to react but anafall into their traps"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948946214356955272) 2025-07-26 03:19:21 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements


"@Kelvinbungei1 @Ziloopi Sai naeza afford kukulipa uishi kwangu kama mbwa ukue unanichunga tu"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948858281536934132) 2025-07-25 21:29:57 UTC 65.2K followers, X engagements


"@niayou2 @AVID_SZN Ata naeza futa hii pia kwani hua mnadhani people are answerable to you fools on this app as who Mbona hua mnajiona mayakuzaa hii app😂😂. You overestimate your importance sana and yes I know them in person hug a cactus 🌵"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948619488724652542) 2025-07-25 05:41:04 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"@BossKingHak @Osama_otero @Kelvinbungei1 Utabaffle hadi ukufe jomba wewe endelea kubaffle tu"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948960743958704187) 2025-07-26 04:17:05 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements


"For me DXB is the best I ever stepped in followed by Harry Reid International Airport Las Vegas then number X on my list will be George Bush International Airport pale Houston Texas"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948765448591266108) 2025-07-25 15:21:03 UTC 65.2K followers, 2049 engagements


"If you are a member of this SACCOS make arrangements of how you will save your money from sinking; X. Kencom SACCO X. Nacico SACCO X. Investment Co-op SACCO X. Maseno University SACCO X. Stegro SACCO X. Umowa SACCO X. Kakamega County Maendeleo SACCO X. Somy Sugar SACCO X. Migori Teachers SACCO XX. Malindi Biashara SACCO XX. Lamu Teachers SACCO"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1947639247713767695) 2025-07-22 12:45:56 UTC 65.2K followers, 33.7K engagements


"😂😂😂everyone wants to be number X finished me😂😂"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948293853397614784) 2025-07-24 08:07:06 UTC 65.2K followers, 1479 engagements


"@Osama_otero Swali langu ni why spend 60bn on a job paying Kes 1.2m"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1946163526768148910) 2025-07-18 11:01:57 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements


"And I wont apologise to you kwani wewe ni nani😂"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948655839520125050) 2025-07-25 08:05:31 UTC 65.2K followers, 1304 engagements


"Office closed. Off to the moon 🌑 hata kunyeshe namna ipi🥲"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948742000930398485) 2025-07-25 13:47:53 UTC 65.2K followers, 3157 engagements


"@Osama_otero @BossKingHak @Kelvinbungei1 Kanadai kanatoka Lavington🤣. Maybe Lavington ile bucha ya ngurue pale Mlolongo🤣"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1949005552995979299) 2025-07-26 07:15:09 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"@Kelvinbungei1 @DCI_Kenya Kesho lazima tufichue kwa dci. Hakuna cha ufala hapa this is about protecting innocent Kenyans who will fall prey of your greed"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948875283299184686) 2025-07-25 22:37:30 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"@gff_kim Waa kumbe MPs who summoned Chris Kiptoo are so foolish hawajui what AiA is waaa. Si sorry bas Mr sense yapper"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1947919611179241491) 2025-07-23 07:20:00 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements


"@254Quantum In africa where africa is our business this is not the case"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948278057556746287) 2025-07-24 07:04:20 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements


"@KizaziTech You can correct him by not accusing him of conning you sasa iyo ni correction gani"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948987897043951687) 2025-07-26 06:04:59 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements


"You guys are fake friends sai tweeps are avoiding the hashtag # #FreeMwabili #FreeMwabili"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948798701847363755) 2025-07-25 17:33:12 UTC 65.2K followers, 26.4K engagements


"@Kelvinbungei1 you are bitter with me for the last XXX years just because I drive a car😂 Something you can literally change anytime you feel like jamani This is crazy my guy. Mimi nilidhani nmeua mtu ama nmeiba pesa ya serkali buana🤣"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948794970259030217) 2025-07-25 17:18:22 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements


"@Osama_otero Wakenya most ni wivu na umaskini ndio huasumbua many wished to be Morara just the way many wished to host Zakayo"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948996579823669469) 2025-07-26 06:39:29 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements


"@Sila_Kasee @moses_furaha @RabbitCunning A typical African defending his fellow black tyrants bec they look like him jomba"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948961237892522094) 2025-07-26 04:19:03 UTC 65.2K followers, X engagements


"@carltonkitheka1 Jana niliuliza jomba nani mbiti ameibia we went through the corners paka nikalala despite him insisting he knows ameiba🤣😂"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948630098187260085) 2025-07-25 06:23:13 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements


"@ItsDenzo At least he left the chat earlier than me"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948706202789023928) 2025-07-25 11:25:38 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"@Kelvinbungei1 I can practice in Kenya UK Australia America where I was for holiday. Thing you only dream of in your big stomach. Mbwa"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948857974799192212) 2025-07-25 21:28:43 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"Omusala nilipatana nayo hii city😂. Its legal though. Hapa kina Mbiti hawangetoka especially Aberdeen na Baltimore🤣"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948968912416022944) 2025-07-26 04:49:33 UTC 65.2K followers, 1205 engagements


"@Ja_Kamnara @mianowmuthii Kuna forex people who earn legitimately from forex. I know a lot who never teach people how to anga make money via forex but just trade only"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1947680196905341174) 2025-07-22 15:28:39 UTC 65.1K followers, XX engagements


"Nmerudia huu upuzi sana jomba unaeza itisha emirates CCTV footage sasa"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948509685520138279) 2025-07-24 22:24:45 UTC 65.2K followers, 1063 engagements


"Omosh one hour siku izi sings Tutam it seems in bunge la wananchi its only Nuru Okanga who doesnt know kile kilimtoa Kholera kumleta Nairobi"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948824029412118864) 2025-07-25 19:13:50 UTC 65.2K followers, 2954 engagements


"@Osama_otero @BossKingHak @Kelvinbungei1 Na si chocha uyu naeza lipia rent ya X years full na chakula kwa karai"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1949004906095935825) 2025-07-26 07:12:35 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"@Kwach_ 8-4-4 did so well despite its challenges. Haina haja nifanye research when teachers themselves dont understand it its underfunded etc. Meanwhile reality doesnt care about feelings zako jomba 👇🏿"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948285731513782719) 2025-07-24 07:34:50 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements


"@Makiadi_ Serkali wataeka XX tuisupport tu😂. Na wajue immigration is tighter sai hakuna escape route🤣"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1947991806873870504) 2025-07-23 12:06:53 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements


"Is this guy Jim Njue a retard by chance or a fool by choice Coz WTF is this in 2025 when we want to de-profit politics"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1945428627853623758) 2025-07-16 10:21:43 UTC 65.2K followers, 96.3K engagements


"Diesel hazinanga spark plugs jomba😂. Izo ni shida za watu wa petulori"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948340007875523040) 2025-07-24 11:10:30 UTC 65.2K followers, 1639 engagements


"Mkiacha upuzi na emotions za kifala you will realise Morara did a good job none of you dared to do"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948970703547437267) 2025-07-26 04:56:40 UTC 65.2K followers, 49.6K engagements


"@TrevorAmboka I think its you who is hallucinating and living in imaginations. I fuelled the other day and I wont apologise for the picture wee lia ukitaka kama ni ngumu jidishi jomba"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948708309713691047) 2025-07-25 11:34:00 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"Clear photoshop buana Kelvin @DCI_Kenya mko na a potential unlicensed unqualified shopkeeper here calling himself a pharmacist mara a pharmtech when cornered yet he does not appear on Pharmacist and poisons board neither on pharmacy board of Kenya either as a pharmacist or a pharmtech. Where or how can I reach you"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948874348443697326) 2025-07-25 22:33:47 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements


"@MarikiDennis @Asamoh_ 😂😂a very delusional man"  
![@Elvis_Localman Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::736554603446145024.png) [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1948653597236867207) 2025-07-25 07:56:36 UTC 65.2K followers, 1125 engagements

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@Elvis_Localman "@Arap_Nyasikera @thanos_254k 😂😂wording muhimu jomba"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-18 10:42:19 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements

"@Osama_otero @BossKingHak @Kelvinbungei1 😂 kwanza aeke address utakuta hata haelewi what is an address🤣. This rich people from behind are so foolish sana"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-26 07:21:52 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements

"@JaOutside @MamaJay @Osama_otero What is Ronaldos intention of posting a jet vs mine of posting a Bajaj"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-23 17:59:06 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements

"@KeKirwa I thought uko na truth already Mimi its now X years bado ile list ya watu nilicon haijafika vile ilienea hii app"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-24 21:33:52 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements

"😂😂 I actually had to go check where Masimba is located"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-25 07:54:13 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements

"Na mbona mnapost internet instead of posting kwa ground"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-23 18:36:13 UTC 65.2K followers, 1750 engagements

"@netflixguyy Aaaa its the first city tulienda bash ya africans na @melchy_junior 🥳😂"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-26 05:00:37 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements

"@Kelvinbungei1 Wewe mabunge wacha kuhepa story sasa weka documents zako za bajaj tuone"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-25 17:38:02 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements

"@wes_kibet Who said or told you he failed"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-26 05:37:55 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements

"@Sila_Kasee Hii pesa mnaiba daily mbina msifund education nayo mnangoja world bank"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-24 07:11:41 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements

"Jomba sisi ni wakenya ae love crooks. Stop living in Utopia 😂. We want people with aura with good insults to opponents and inspiring to lead us not those who follow the rule of law"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-25 12:23:21 UTC 65.2K followers, 1433 engagements

"@moses_furaha @RabbitCunning @Sila_Kasee Mbina unashift blame to someone 80k miles away and left independence for you as you wished"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-26 03:09:28 UTC 65.2K followers, X engagements

"😂😂I promise you to produce one victim and earn 100k today this morning"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-25 07:58:22 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements

"Way of life. What way of life is in loud music above XXX decibels What way of life is in unsafe high beam headlights and flood light bars that causes visibility obstruction to oncoming drivers at night What way if life is in overloading overcharging and breaking traffic rules at any slightest opportunity What way of life is in noise pollution in a city dubbed the hub of Africa Kama hii si primitivity ni culture gani hii jomba"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-19 12:02:49 UTC 65.2K followers, 7592 engagements

"@ProbbyKE @KeKirwa What is wrong with that I have never seen the billionaire owner of Walmart where people buy things as cheap as $X refusing the $X to offer it as charity bec its $X. Ata mimi ningekua billionea sumuni yangu hauezi ona unless you worked for me"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-25 12:04:44 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements

"These guys earn their money selling/teaching those quick courses and giving hot air as advice they never make a coin following the same things they preach to people looking for hope"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-21 18:13:58 UTC 65.2K followers, 9499 engagements

"@TrevorAmboka Bec I want to be your father. I see nothing to get rattled for"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-25 12:57:53 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements

"@BLintari @polo_kimanii It views everything from a monetary aspect. You need to realise we just dont leave to chase money. Mtu anakuambia dont own a home just rent and you also agree with him bec you want to create money bec owning is a liability and renting is not🥲"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-19 17:09:02 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements

"Ata mimi naeza tu amka asubuhi niseme kuna mtu from eldoret amesema wewe ni mwizi and I have evidence. This is exactly what you are doing si eti uko na anything nearer evidence anywhere 😂.Apa ni wave unafuata tu uzuri wakenya hupenda udaku so they will cheer you to keep going😂"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-25 07:16:47 UTC 65.2K followers, 2120 engagements

"@Ja_Kamnara If this is the case what is 6m in New York"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-25 11:30:26 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements

"When I made the decision to leave Kenya nearly six years ago I had no shortage of unsolicited advice from people predicting how Id struggle to manage my salary abroad to others warning me about the weather. Today here we are and some of those same voices now in their 40s and 50s are actively exploring how they can follow the same path. The lesson In life trust your own vision. If what youre pursuing is meaningful to you block out the noise stay focused and move forward and congratulations @amenya_nelson"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-22 18:02:48 UTC 65.2K followers, 10.7K engagements

"@MirichiiKe Exactly jomba facts you put it better mazee"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-16 16:58:49 UTC 65.2K followers, 1527 engagements

"@JaOutside @MamaJay @Osama_otero Ronaldo akipost jet 🛩 yake ako na right osama akipost bajaj yake anabrag😂"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-23 17:49:12 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements

"@_fels1 2027 ndio I will accept siezi change na hapo hamtawahi ona hii account ikipost anything politics I will just live my cheap poor life Jomba bila kujiinvolve na siasa ama watu"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-19 06:37:00 UTC 65.2K followers, 1256 engagements

"@LetsLoveFootba1 Courtesy of leaders with aura and eloquence 😂"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-23 06:26:55 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements

"@Kimuzi_ Visa jomba🥲😂. Unadhani kina Alai sorry @kimaiyoalvis watasurvive aje in future🤣"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-24 07:16:07 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements

"Rent ya single room new york per year is close to Ksh 8m. Jomba tembea uone how crazy the world is money-wise"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-25 11:19:43 UTC 65.2K followers, 2416 engagements

"@TrevorAmboka Ni ukweli I literally fuelled a full tank pale BP Mercedes is full to the brim🥲"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-25 11:15:38 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements

"@ASirinji Mimi naye nitapost ata naenda South Africa November and I will post it m I cannot be ashamed of that lol 😂"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-25 12:01:18 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements

"Angekua ule jamaa wetu Mutiso the recording artist angegonga ama angefilm then come and shit on the cyclist 🚴🏿 vile he is not obeying traffic laws just to prove a point on internet"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-23 20:39:45 UTC 65.2K followers, 1341 engagements

"When I heard MPs and Senators get excited like children for stepping into statehouse for the first time I concluded we have no country here. Majamaa zinafightia even those international trips like high school kids maahn😂. Uko ndani they are under the mercy of clerks Its said one trip they can make up to Kes 3m and not that they have gone to do anything meaningful they usually attend one of those useless meetings then the remaining days ni sherehe na kutangatanga buana these guys play with our taxes without any remorse. Parliament is honestly a cursed entity to be fair"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-21 06:23:26 UTC 65.2K followers, 12.1K engagements

"@Kelvinbungei1 Uzuri😂 such a consolation statement fact ni you cannot practice past Kenya🤣. I know this hurts but itabidi tu uzoee"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-25 18:21:46 UTC 65.2K followers, X engagements

"@ProbbyKE @KeKirwa After showing me how does this help me jomba"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-25 12:58:15 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements

"@powerhouseKE Pengine hua unapanda zile matatu za Kairo"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-24 21:45:58 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements

"@Ja_Kamnara @HawkAyo 6m outside africa is nothing. This is just the reality. Tuache kujiconsole bana. Its not enough"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-25 12:19:57 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements

"@BossKingHak @Osama_otero @Kelvinbungei1 I am even tending now you can drink poison ☠ if you want. Uko in your home land but unaishi kama squatter🤣"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-26 07:09:03 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements

"@TrevorAmboka If I wasnt exposed I would think 6m is a lot of money😂. Google average salary ya Cleaner america uache upumbavu. Mbwa"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-25 11:01:51 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements

"These TikTok families are multiplying like Wi-Fi passwords siku izi uko clock 🕰 app. Two people lock eyes for two weeks move in open a TikTok account and suddenly its The Onyi Family starring in their own self-produced reality show"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-17 12:21:42 UTC 65.2K followers, 3588 engagements

"@TrevorAmboka Mi sidai kuchimba jomba. Mi nadai tu kustep up for you"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-25 12:50:05 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements

"@kajairock Yes I am just telling you how little it is out here"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-25 12:05:02 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements

"@KeKirwa Dennis has it akikubali napost the way he okayed me to state what he was going through"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-24 21:28:54 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements

"I dont worship money like you sycophants. There is nothing else money can do for me. I have an iota of morality ata kama sio mingi"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-17 09:10:58 UTC 65.2K followers, 1313 engagements

"@Kelvinbungei1 Yako mingi na wivu inakumaliza🤣. Wewe hauqualify kutoroka Kenya and you will always be under me in everything be assured of that💯"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-25 17:38:57 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements

"@Makiadi_ Jomba ata hadi mimi niumishwa handball😂"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-24 21:42:09 UTC 65.2K followers, 2035 engagements

"@MisterAlbie 😂😂😂I know what you did there mzee🤣"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-25 08:30:56 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements

"@Makiadi_ Uyu bois na @NicksonOdhiam10 tangu Asamo anianike ama sijui aniburst hua nafake maisha they have never rested hua wanakua excited sana😂🤣 jomba😂"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-24 22:36:21 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements

"@TrevorAmboka I am old enough to be your mums husband"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-25 12:41:40 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements

"So far we have done XX trucks of rough stones X trucks of Kokoto and X trucks of dressed stones. X trucks remaining then we move into sand and cement. Polepole tu"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-23 10:07:18 UTC 65.2K followers, 16.1K engagements

"@BossKingHak @Osama_otero @Kelvinbungei1 Come guard and secure me"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-26 04:13:44 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements

"Kuna Mp alikua anaambia rafiki Yake he regrets joining politics but bado anataka 2nd term🥲. Be careful of the friends you choose"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-21 18:57:10 UTC 65.2K followers, 82.3K engagements

"How is this conning people 😂 I am the one who wrote these things lol😂"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-25 08:03:56 UTC 65.2K followers, 4517 engagements

"Kuna song ya Jose Chameleon naskia hapa I heard it nikiwa primary school mara ya kwanza and its still a hit💯 inashinda zile za @Osama_otero"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-20 06:24:57 UTC 65.2K followers, 2580 engagements

"@TrevorAmboka Ata sidai juu sina pesa but nko sure ile choo iko uko ni expensive kuliko nyumba yenyu uko kwenyu"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-25 12:39:07 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements

"When I say you are both stupid by choice and chance I honestly mean bec you said it less than a day ago but already forgot"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-19 09:24:23 UTC 65.2K followers, 56.9K engagements

"@AVID_SZN @YuleAnalyst Si you just report to the nearest disiyai jomba Kuna ile number yao ya fichua kwa disiyai ama huijui I agree with all ylu have said now take action"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-24 21:49:41 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements

"I am reading for myself and its why I know it cant work for poor countries. Over XX% of Kenyans live below the poverty line pay check to pay check the next XX% have no disposable income meaning over XX% of Kenyans cant afford even a simple luxury like a holiday where one can say wacha nitumie hiyo pesa kutafuta asset they are still struggling with basic needs. But again I am engaging someone with a clogged brain sidhani ataelewa the magnitude of structural inequality Kenya or poor countries has so he thinks people are poor or broke bec they chose to be or by not reading Kiyosakis storybook"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-20 05:50:09 UTC 65.2K followers, 1085 engagements

"@Sila_Kasee Thats why I said its by design underfund it dont provide manpower and qualified teacher who understand it etc. isnt that not by design"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-24 07:05:36 UTC 65.2K followers, 2298 engagements

"@MisterAlbie Uko jomba kama hauna means utaona dust sana. Many people are so clogged to Kenyan shilling hawajui huku nje its nothing unatoka ukiwa millioneya unafika maisha inakufunza"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-25 12:09:13 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements

"When we questioned Hushpuppi the Dubai based real estate guru you called us people of jilasii Jomba know taon"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-18 10:44:04 UTC 65.1K followers, 1029 engagements

"Its now almost X years and this idiot has never produced even an ounce of evidence of those I conned😂. Kwani receipts 🧾 zako zinakuja from Nyamasaria ama"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-25 07:48:51 UTC 65.2K followers, 5452 engagements

"E-Citizen funds dont reach Treasury accounts at CBK due to bad governance but tweeps still want a formidable candidate with aura and eloquence to please them instead of a candidate with integrity. No doubt dust is constant until that day you will wake up mahmehn😂"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-23 06:23:21 UTC 65.2K followers, 29.1K engagements

"@Oloo_Duncan001 Hadi I am tempted kupostia Odhis yeye pia afake na Tesla yake🤣"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-25 06:08:50 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements

"@kenyanthoughts Yes and there is nothing you can do"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-25 12:20:11 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements

"@Osama_otero Haha Kina @Kelvinbungei1 quacks who are only good at criticising with nothing going on in their lives😂"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-26 03:43:35 UTC 65.2K followers, 1704 engagements

"@kevin_kuria 🤣🤣many tweeps will see dust unknowingly 😂"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-25 16:55:06 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements

"@vardieeeee Naona search inasema average🤣 well what do you know You k lnow nothing"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-25 11:31:08 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements

"@KeKirwa It only becomes a fraud when someone comes out and say they conned him with evidence. So where is the transaction of the alleged training na akaingia mitini Who is the victim"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-25 09:57:51 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements

"@TrevorAmboka All the best safari ya kuenda kwetu kuchukua video jomba"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-25 11:14:19 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements

"Talking of youthful leadership show me what youthful leaders have done to justify the narrative of youthful leadership is better Kina Linet Toto and the gang"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-23 19:37:47 UTC 65.2K followers, 7361 engagements

"Mbiti is a victim of this whole saga he lost about Kes X million. Those dragging him please give him some grace"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-24 17:26:44 UTC 65.2K followers, 149.1K engagements

"Problem is he was the biggest slave trader in Africa selling africans via the Trans-Saharan slave trade route🥲"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-22 17:11:33 UTC 65.2K followers, 3303 engagements

"@TrevorAmboka Sawa ntajenga choo uende inspection. When do you plan to go"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-25 11:23:22 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements

"@simba_mweusi In healthcare there is always shortage throughout the year hua simalizi wiki bila offer"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-21 14:53:22 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements

"@vardieeeee So where did you get top earner in your ignorant post"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-25 11:34:19 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements

"Ivy named you Riggy G and she had interviews all over media stations like she had invented a spaceship 🚀 to Mars you awarded her a job to sit in your office and follow you around like Dikembe with Junet this young man tried to comedy by imitating you real raw comedy that entertained but you ignored him until his death. This is nothing but crocodile 🐊 tears jomba. I know you will attend his funeral to condole with his family"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-15 19:22:27 UTC 65.2K followers, 35.6K engagements

"@KDochman @MoraraKebasoSnr Mimi hadi nilimhurumia juu that was purely risking his life exposing these henchmen who care less about life. @MoraraKebasoSnr the silent majority acknowledged you usikubali kufall into traps za hawa wajinga"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-26 05:31:12 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements

"Its true she previously worked at Emirates airlines evidence I have is her organising/planning my emirates flight from Dubai International Airport to London Heathrow. She even announced it"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-24 20:30:19 UTC 65.2K followers, 51K engagements

"@Kelvinbungei1 Pharmacist assistant haezi work ata Uganda 🤣"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-25 17:42:49 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements

"Google is based on gross one salary reality grao ni oposit jomba. Watu wanajituma uku nje they save that money in a year wakiwa couples even X months najua couple hufanya job X months wako healthcare as travel nurses and spend X months in Kenya inspecting projects and vacaying they make crazy money wachana na salary ya google jomba"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-25 13:34:59 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements

"@wes_kibet What did he fail in I care about facts not emotions"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-26 05:42:04 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements

"@TrevorAmboka Yes ata mkiwa XX kwanza ndio poa cheap labour"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-25 13:02:00 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements

"I think this is very manageable its literally 60mph I do this in a BYD Seal sometimes in a Jaguar I Pace SUVs on some sharp bends at 70mph and maybe above (apo kwa above sina loya mimi) that said Cayenne can handle more than 60mph very comfortably jomba"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-23 21:37:54 UTC 65.2K followers, 1469 engagements

"@_adonitologist Nmerudia huu upuzi sana jomba unaeza itisha emirates cctv footage sasa"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-24 22:24:16 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements

"@KeKirwa So where is he guilty😂aiiii bro najua ni beef uko na yeye but let it be truth sio jaba tumezoea X"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-25 09:53:04 UTC 65.2K followers, 1411 engagements

"@Little_Wolf_3 To most people ni kidogo sana america utahitaji job number X to live decently. I am talking these things bec I know them from experience not heresay"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-25 12:11:05 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements

"Mimi I am the first person from Kasarani to drive a Cyber Truck for one full day iyo ni pressure nakupea Osama😒. Jitahidi😒"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-25 05:54:11 UTC 65.2K followers, 7828 engagements

"@TrevorAmboka Juu uko na full mentality who told you 6m is a lot of money"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-25 11:07:19 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements

"@TrevorAmboka Nmesema google about salary ya cleaner America otherwise pipe down you understand nothing ata sijui mbona naengage mtu pumbavu🤣"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-25 11:08:41 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements

"The youthful old man from Nyamasaria at it again😂. @Asamoh_ I will pay you 100k today if you produce one victim I conned. This will be by far the greatest money you will have ever earned in your miserable life"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-25 07:52:35 UTC 65.2K followers, 14.3K engagements

"@Kelvinbungei1 @Ziloopi Gava sio ya babako. Mbwa"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-25 18:19:27 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements

"Its a lot of money in Kenya and africa not outside Kenya and africa. Its merely a X years salary uku nje na hata haitoshi bado. Hii ndio shida ya kukosa exposure 🚮"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-25 10:58:18 UTC 65.2K followers, 6772 engagements

"@Dr_AustinOmondi @KBKipkemoi1 Internet is not a real place jomba😂"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-25 08:49:11 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements

"@CornerErides I almost lost it too before Mbiti came to save me. So I know what I am speaking about jomba sio kila is about bragging sawa"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-24 18:35:04 UTC 65.2K followers, 4186 engagements

"@TrevorAmboka NTSA haiwezi confirm number plate none kenya. When I say you are an idiot with am X account believe me you are one"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-25 12:06:59 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements

"CBC will produce the most incompetent and foolish learners who cant think critically or question the system/status quo. Sadly This is by design"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-24 06:58:15 UTC 65.2K followers, 86.7K engagements

"@TrevorAmboka I will fix it when I become your Dad"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-25 12:54:41 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements

"Msiwahi kubali tweeps tu police your thoughts or what you decide to post on X. Some of them will come with the usual conmanship line this shouldnt hurt you if you know you have never conned anyone. They always force that line apart from evidence to make themselves feel good😂"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-25 08:37:17 UTC 65.2K followers, 6851 engagements

"Wacheni chuki na Nganya ya Mobutu junior actually that nganya imepea youths employment by the way is now wondering how all Ecitizen funds are missing 🤣"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-23 15:41:22 UTC 65.2K followers, 95.4K engagements

"The so called Nganya culture apparently 🤣. Najua mimi sio mjuaji sana but huu ni upuzi and its just endangering peoples lives nothing much and nothing like culture here. Lol"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-19 12:20:54 UTC 65.2K followers, 7738 engagements

"@Ziloopi @Kelvinbungei1 Mans amenona anajiona part of govt🤣"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-25 18:37:52 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements

"@BossKingHak I am not stopping any soon unless there is something you can do"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-25 13:14:00 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements

"Mtu ajitolee atuulizie in a presidential debate why some candidates spend Kes 100b + for a job paying Kes 1.2m a month. 2ndly atuulizie how does/will he/she plan to recover that huge investment"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-18 11:04:55 UTC 65.2K followers, 39.5K engagements

"@BreindanK Haha X is not a real place jomba"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-24 22:25:21 UTC 65.2K followers, 1932 engagements

"It takes only a prayer breakfast 🍳 and handshake to wash their sins and become as white as snow"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-24 06:24:02 UTC 65.2K followers, 1231 engagements

"Ata mpigane na mtusiane aje my X vote is reserved for Maraga"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-22 10:35:04 UTC 65.2K followers, 12.2K engagements

"Nganya is nothing to that family its so wealthy and were wealthy before power tell your Dad to work hard too so that you dont complain An innocent voter told me this🥲"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-24 09:09:40 UTC 65.2K followers, 13.9K engagements

"One day the wind 💨 will blow 🌬and the chickens anus will be seen"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-18 10:16:25 UTC 65.2K followers, 5401 engagements

"@kamaumwando @Kenyans 😂😂😂😂you know ball jomba. Ndio mtajua uyo morio mdio hurun iyo keja ya white😂"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-25 13:23:12 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements

"@MurimaMaestro JKIA ni steel but flooding bado"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-25 16:50:46 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements

"@Ja_Konyango 😂😂people take internet so seriously jomba🤣"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-25 08:46:51 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements

"@Little_Wolf_3 Its a deposit of a X bedroom house mortgage 🥲. Ebu enda nayo UK ama US uone utalast nayo how long"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-25 12:02:24 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements

"@NicksonOdhiam10 @Asamoh_ I am still faking I faked in Dubai October 2024 in April I faked in USA for X weeks In February I faked in Greece for X days in march I faked a road trip to Portugal and back I am now faking with a Tesla and a Mercedes I post all of them here ama hua hauzioni"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-24 22:04:19 UTC 65.2K followers, 1519 engagements

"@ProbbyKE @KeKirwa And I will defend until I decide not to"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-25 13:03:46 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements

"@ASirinji @simba_mweusi The job I talked about was meant for people in UK already"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-23 07:05:18 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements

"Pole jomba I can see you are heavily armed usiniue🥲"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-24 23:09:51 UTC 65.2K followers, 2949 engagements

"@wes_kibet What he was doing was already political how will you even do it without being political"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-26 05:49:53 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements

"South Africans will roast me but they need to know the European settlers developed that land to their taste because they did not intend to leave reason They found the weather that was a bit suitable for them in South Africa . In the future the settlers will call for independence and they will get it either in peace or with the barrel of a gun. History is important dear South Africans as you continue with your xenophobic attacks & propaganda against fellow Africans"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-24 13:46:57 UTC 65.2K followers, 27.1K engagements

"You cannot understand when you fly Buscar and Mash Poa daily jomba. Some people are so busy to do such tasks"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-24 22:41:54 UTC 65.2K followers, 11.8K engagements

"@KDochman @MoraraKebasoSnr Recession aje jomba Ebu chanua mimi nko behind news"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-26 05:41:28 UTC 65.2K followers, X engagements

"Morara has allowed comments of we broke and depressed people to get into his head. It beats logic refunding money people sent you willingly and spent it as intended just bec a few confused trolls have insulted him. Na wakenya Instead of channeling your stupid anger to Morara mbona msitumie iyo energy to get accountability from your politicians who dont give a fuck about you any-day anytime"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-26 03:15:57 UTC 65.2K followers, 10.7K engagements

"@jrchebonn So far nmespend 472k kumwaga material"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-23 10:15:28 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements

"The guy who was imitating Riggy G in his skits is dead 😳 His name is Zacharia Kariuki"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-15 08:30:05 UTC 65.2K followers, 5856 engagements

"@NicksonOdhiam10 @LetsLoveFootba1 @Asamoh_ One more fake as I return Mercedes to your father🥲"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-25 07:41:47 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements

"@JoshuaMKyalo This is not true look at how counties like Britain Norway Australia Canada etc vote vs how 3rd world countries vote uko you wont tell people ntawaletea stima na maji then they clap for you huku Bora upewe leso na mia mbili its a done deal"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-24 13:15:24 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements

"@LordChitechi 😂😂waaaa that aside tuseme tu ukweli did he not deliver"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-26 05:38:25 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements

"@Oloo_Duncan001 They cry on our behalf 😂🤣"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-25 06:02:10 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements

"Wengi watalilia choooni😂. Save pesa yako ama uhame tu kama ushaiongelea mambo ya iyo vita the other way😂"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-25 13:24:03 UTC 65.2K followers, 3612 engagements

"@HesbonHb I didnt say I expected any support I am talking about claimants of him conning people. Ni ufala tupu"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-26 05:40:02 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements

"@euniceouma It doesnt need to add up to everyone"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-25 07:44:03 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements

"@Kelvinbungei1 here is the car parked on my drive way a picture taken X minute ago from my bedroom window mbona hii gari inakuuma ivo lakini Open up this is a safe space"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-25 17:25:04 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements

"@Eng_Bundi True he doesnt need to work though he can actually pay you to live in his yard as a dog without the need to work"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-23 16:49:56 UTC 65.2K followers, 2231 engagements

"@Wangechike_ Wanasem uko dubai ukiwa na iyo wewe ni millionaire 😂"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-25 11:02:43 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements

"@kimaiyoalvis I told you in life I have options you WILL NEVER EVER HAVE in your life🤣. Wewe maliza kusoma uone vile utasweat haga kutafuta kazi mimi naitiwa. I am not taking this offer in Dallas USA which I will gladly choose over Australia. By the way wewe ni ndugu ya Alai Mnakuanga sura moja bana🤣"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-22 07:33:04 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements

"@Kelvinbungei1 Apa ndio your best luku 😂😂"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-25 18:26:14 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements

"This is a village in Texas USA. Those who live here are civil servants and watu wa kawaida not politicians. Where we are driving on is a tarmac road 🛣 in this village. How will you know when the far you have gone is in Nandi county to get married to Gerald Bitok"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-14 10:33:44 UTC 65.2K followers, 70.1K engagements

"Soon these mad people will start launching rain🥲"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-25 06:07:55 UTC 65.2K followers, 1043 engagements

"Jomba you can put on a billboard I dont really care. Naeza lipia billboard"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-25 08:06:21 UTC 65.2K followers, 2106 engagements

"Jomba mimi unaeza nichukia all you want that is your burden to carry but I can assure whenever I go on holiday as usual I will post here whenever I change cars I will post it here whenever my pigs 🐷 increase in numbers I will update it here how you take it its up to you"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-25 10:27:38 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements

"@Osama_otero @BossKingHak @Kelvinbungei1 Kitambo I used to ignore wannabe bullies acting mature😂. Siku izi I show them I am X10 worse than them kaumbwa kama @BossKingHak naeza kadefame na nikalipie lawyer kanisue na badi nikalipe damages"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-26 07:25:24 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements

"@BossKingHak @Osama_otero @Kelvinbungei1 I can pay you to live in my Garden as a dog with my poverty level"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-26 07:03:25 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements

"I am still faking I faked in Dubai October 2024 in April I faked in USA for X weeks In February I faked in Greece for X days I am now faking with a Tesla and a Mercedes I post all of them here ama hua hauzioni In November I will be faking in South Africa bora uhai"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-24 22:04:56 UTC 65.2K followers, 3710 engagements

"@LennonOdiga Ukweli doesnt care about feelings jomba you either face it or pave way"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-24 07:21:36 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements

"I am thinking of changing this house design but maintain the garage as it is house designers share your ideas itss a X bedroom bungalow and I will stick with X bedrooms still share your designs and quote your prices"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-06-04 12:15:23 UTC 65.2K followers, 43.3K engagements

"@ItsDenzo @Kimuzi_ Sasa utafanya nini😂. You overestimate your small dicksized abilities jomba"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-25 11:01:06 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements

"@Elphie_KE We inherited this culture from old retards like @BossKingHak. Jamaa anapush XX but wivu kama mtoto wa class 2🤣"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-26 07:07:33 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements

"@euniceouma Unadai aue 😂 somethings you just let go money can always be made"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-25 07:31:08 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements

"@CJurazz Hes justified to react but anafall into their traps"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-26 03:19:21 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements

"@Kelvinbungei1 @Ziloopi Sai naeza afford kukulipa uishi kwangu kama mbwa ukue unanichunga tu"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-25 21:29:57 UTC 65.2K followers, X engagements

"@niayou2 @AVID_SZN Ata naeza futa hii pia kwani hua mnadhani people are answerable to you fools on this app as who Mbona hua mnajiona mayakuzaa hii app😂😂. You overestimate your importance sana and yes I know them in person hug a cactus 🌵"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-25 05:41:04 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements

"@BossKingHak @Osama_otero @Kelvinbungei1 Utabaffle hadi ukufe jomba wewe endelea kubaffle tu"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-26 04:17:05 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements

"For me DXB is the best I ever stepped in followed by Harry Reid International Airport Las Vegas then number X on my list will be George Bush International Airport pale Houston Texas"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-25 15:21:03 UTC 65.2K followers, 2049 engagements

"If you are a member of this SACCOS make arrangements of how you will save your money from sinking; X. Kencom SACCO X. Nacico SACCO X. Investment Co-op SACCO X. Maseno University SACCO X. Stegro SACCO X. Umowa SACCO X. Kakamega County Maendeleo SACCO X. Somy Sugar SACCO X. Migori Teachers SACCO XX. Malindi Biashara SACCO XX. Lamu Teachers SACCO"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-22 12:45:56 UTC 65.2K followers, 33.7K engagements

"😂😂😂everyone wants to be number X finished me😂😂"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-24 08:07:06 UTC 65.2K followers, 1479 engagements

"@Osama_otero Swali langu ni why spend 60bn on a job paying Kes 1.2m"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-18 11:01:57 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements

"And I wont apologise to you kwani wewe ni nani😂"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-25 08:05:31 UTC 65.2K followers, 1304 engagements

"Office closed. Off to the moon 🌑 hata kunyeshe namna ipi🥲"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-25 13:47:53 UTC 65.2K followers, 3157 engagements

"@Osama_otero @BossKingHak @Kelvinbungei1 Kanadai kanatoka Lavington🤣. Maybe Lavington ile bucha ya ngurue pale Mlolongo🤣"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-26 07:15:09 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements

"@Kelvinbungei1 @DCI_Kenya Kesho lazima tufichue kwa dci. Hakuna cha ufala hapa this is about protecting innocent Kenyans who will fall prey of your greed"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-25 22:37:30 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements

"@gff_kim Waa kumbe MPs who summoned Chris Kiptoo are so foolish hawajui what AiA is waaa. Si sorry bas Mr sense yapper"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-23 07:20:00 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements

"@254Quantum In africa where africa is our business this is not the case"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-24 07:04:20 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements

"@KizaziTech You can correct him by not accusing him of conning you sasa iyo ni correction gani"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-26 06:04:59 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements

"You guys are fake friends sai tweeps are avoiding the hashtag # #FreeMwabili #FreeMwabili"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-25 17:33:12 UTC 65.2K followers, 26.4K engagements

"@Kelvinbungei1 you are bitter with me for the last XXX years just because I drive a car😂 Something you can literally change anytime you feel like jamani This is crazy my guy. Mimi nilidhani nmeua mtu ama nmeiba pesa ya serkali buana🤣"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-25 17:18:22 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements

"@Osama_otero Wakenya most ni wivu na umaskini ndio huasumbua many wished to be Morara just the way many wished to host Zakayo"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-26 06:39:29 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements

"@Sila_Kasee @moses_furaha @RabbitCunning A typical African defending his fellow black tyrants bec they look like him jomba"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-26 04:19:03 UTC 65.2K followers, X engagements

"@carltonkitheka1 Jana niliuliza jomba nani mbiti ameibia we went through the corners paka nikalala despite him insisting he knows ameiba🤣😂"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-25 06:23:13 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements

"@ItsDenzo At least he left the chat earlier than me"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-25 11:25:38 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements

"@Kelvinbungei1 I can practice in Kenya UK Australia America where I was for holiday. Thing you only dream of in your big stomach. Mbwa"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-25 21:28:43 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements

"Omusala nilipatana nayo hii city😂. Its legal though. Hapa kina Mbiti hawangetoka especially Aberdeen na Baltimore🤣"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-26 04:49:33 UTC 65.2K followers, 1205 engagements

"@Ja_Kamnara @mianowmuthii Kuna forex people who earn legitimately from forex. I know a lot who never teach people how to anga make money via forex but just trade only"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-22 15:28:39 UTC 65.1K followers, XX engagements

"Nmerudia huu upuzi sana jomba unaeza itisha emirates CCTV footage sasa"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-24 22:24:45 UTC 65.2K followers, 1063 engagements

"Omosh one hour siku izi sings Tutam it seems in bunge la wananchi its only Nuru Okanga who doesnt know kile kilimtoa Kholera kumleta Nairobi"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-25 19:13:50 UTC 65.2K followers, 2954 engagements

"@Osama_otero @BossKingHak @Kelvinbungei1 Na si chocha uyu naeza lipia rent ya X years full na chakula kwa karai"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-26 07:12:35 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements

"@Kwach_ 8-4-4 did so well despite its challenges. Haina haja nifanye research when teachers themselves dont understand it its underfunded etc. Meanwhile reality doesnt care about feelings zako jomba 👇🏿"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-24 07:34:50 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements

"@Makiadi_ Serkali wataeka XX tuisupport tu😂. Na wajue immigration is tighter sai hakuna escape route🤣"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-23 12:06:53 UTC 65.2K followers, XXX engagements

"Is this guy Jim Njue a retard by chance or a fool by choice Coz WTF is this in 2025 when we want to de-profit politics"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-16 10:21:43 UTC 65.2K followers, 96.3K engagements

"Diesel hazinanga spark plugs jomba😂. Izo ni shida za watu wa petulori"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-24 11:10:30 UTC 65.2K followers, 1639 engagements

"Mkiacha upuzi na emotions za kifala you will realise Morara did a good job none of you dared to do"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-26 04:56:40 UTC 65.2K followers, 49.6K engagements

"@TrevorAmboka I think its you who is hallucinating and living in imaginations. I fuelled the other day and I wont apologise for the picture wee lia ukitaka kama ni ngumu jidishi jomba"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-25 11:34:00 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements

"Clear photoshop buana Kelvin @DCI_Kenya mko na a potential unlicensed unqualified shopkeeper here calling himself a pharmacist mara a pharmtech when cornered yet he does not appear on Pharmacist and poisons board neither on pharmacy board of Kenya either as a pharmacist or a pharmtech. Where or how can I reach you"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-25 22:33:47 UTC 65.2K followers, XX engagements

"@MarikiDennis @Asamoh_ 😂😂a very delusional man"
@Elvis_Localman Avatar @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-25 07:56:36 UTC 65.2K followers, 1125 engagements

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