[GUEST ACCESS MODE: Data is scrambled or limited to provide examples. Make requests using your API key to unlock full data. Check https://lunarcrush.ai/auth for authentication information.] [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/twitter/Elvis_Localman) "@simba_mweusi Majority napata band X and X hata si X nikipata X ata sitaki kuchukua its too much work"  [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1947339015268552838) 2025-07-21 16:52:55 UTC 65.1K followers, XXX engagements "@O_Felix_Ochieng There is a difference between viewing money and actually making money. Most of us view money but making it is where the line is drawn"  [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1946813010401759349) 2025-07-20 06:02:46 UTC 65.1K followers, 1936 engagements "The so called Nganya culture apparently 🤣. Najua mimi sio mjuaji sana but huu ni upuzi and its just endangering peoples lives nothing much and nothing like culture here. Lol"  [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1946545782158418129) 2025-07-19 12:20:54 UTC 65.1K followers, 7646 engagements "@EdwinNgany @grok @grok do the same for me I want to see something"  [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1947185965212082227) 2025-07-21 06:44:45 UTC 65.1K followers, 2044 engagements "Telling a hungry person to shift their mindset and have assets instead of liabilities is like telling someone drowning to swim harder while youre watching from a boat 🛶. I repeat again Rich Dad Poor Dad advices cant work for poor people or in poor countries"  [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1946808511595504074) 2025-07-20 05:44:53 UTC 65.1K followers, XXX engagements "Mtu ajitolee atuulizie in a presidential debate why some candidates spend Kes 100b + for a job paying Kes 1.2m a month. 2ndly atuulizie how does/will he/she plan to recover that huge investment"  [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1946164274214150532) 2025-07-18 11:04:55 UTC 65.1K followers, 39.5K engagements "Law should be a second degree Daudi Nduya With the kind of economic gymnastics youre pulling maybe economics should be a third attempt preferably with supervision. Youre out here sinking a whole economy while mocking the very discipline meant to keep power in check. Law isnt your problem. Lack of integrity is. Maraga studied law and upheld the Constitution unlike you who studied economics and turned it into a crisis. So before you talk down on law maybe audit what your own degree has produced i.e. rising debt confused policies and arrogant tweets. Jomba you are just a huge X rodent who went"  [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1947205443530739893) 2025-07-21 08:02:09 UTC 65.1K followers, 2693 engagements "If the son can convince you to attend his event funded by your looted taxes then I have no doubts the father will still make you stupid to overwhelmingly vote him in 2027 just like he made you stupid from 2013. Anyway Joseph Stalin once plucked a live chicken in front of his advisers. The chicken 🐓screamed in pain bleeding and trembling as he stripped off its feathers. After he finished he put the chicken down on the floor and pulled out some maize from his pocket. The chicken 🐓 now featherless and in pain followed him around pecking at the maize he scattered. Stalin then turned to his"  [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1946449809855906263) 2025-07-19 05:59:32 UTC 65.1K followers, 29.2K engagements "Na nyinyi pia you will stop littering everywhere deliberately and blame the govt. Maumbwa mnatupa takataka from your car windows 🪟 mnaexpect who to clean it for you If there is no bin around you weka taka paka kwako. We need to be a reflection of the leadership we crave for"  [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1946563791572926801) 2025-07-19 13:32:27 UTC 65.1K followers, 10.2K engagements "If the alternative was the truth author wouldnt be washed up as he is today🥲. Dont follow these things like a headless chicken jomba"  [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1946847296840491271) 2025-07-20 08:19:00 UTC 65.1K followers, XXX engagements "@Erick_JaGem @Kamau266 Trump was crowdfunded he didnt use his personal finances"  [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1946173700807467146) 2025-07-18 11:42:23 UTC 65.1K followers, XXX engagements "Bloggers wa govt will sleep with shoes 👞 on today"  [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1946307356612063478) 2025-07-18 20:33:29 UTC 65.1K followers, 2820 engagements "He was no different from todays smooth-talking conmen. He caught wind of the incoming railway line from his father Kimnyole who in turn had heard it from a long-distance trader returning from Mombasa after seeing the Germans and British at work. Then just like that he spun it into a/his own prophecy and claimed divine foresight. Ironically the very railway he resisted back then is the one were now begging the govt to build just to make life better and more efficient for the people. Mikora haijaanza sai but history is always twisted to celebrate frauds"  [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1945076970855055714) 2025-07-15 11:04:22 UTC 65.1K followers, 83.6K engagements "Way of life. What way of life is in loud music above XXX decibels What way of life is in unsafe high beam headlights and flood light bars that causes visibility obstruction to oncoming drivers at night What way if life is in overloading overcharging and breaking traffic rules at any slightest opportunity What way of life is in noise pollution in a city dubbed the hub of Africa Kama hii si primitivity ni culture gani hii jomba"  [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1946541231120499137) 2025-07-19 12:02:49 UTC 65.1K followers, 7524 engagements "@BLintari @polo_kimanii Lol. I read the whole thing and its entirely or rather majorly misleading especially if you are a poor folk t trying to come up"  [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1946611806362796256) 2025-07-19 16:43:15 UTC 65.1K followers, XXX engagements "These guys earn their money selling/teaching those quick courses and giving hot air as advice they never make a coin following the same things they preach to people looking for hope"  [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1947359411971711315) 2025-07-21 18:13:58 UTC 65.1K followers, 3223 engagements "@BLintari @polo_kimanii It views everything from a monetary aspect. You need to realise we just dont leave to chase money. Mtu anakuambia dont own a home just rent and you also agree with him bec you want to create money bec owning is a liability and renting is not🥲"  [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1946618295370805333) 2025-07-19 17:09:02 UTC 65.1K followers, XXX engagements "I disagree jomba Do you remember there was a time Martin Shukuku another celebrated fraud from Khwisero used to oppose the construction of tarmac roads in western region bec cars will be too many and they will hit women and children"  [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1945375255616188598) 2025-07-16 06:49:38 UTC 65.1K followers, 74.9K engagements "This is my oldest tweet🥲. I was shtanding on the shtage with King Kaka ama Kang Kaka ama wanamuita aje"  [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1947410700693049487) 2025-07-21 21:37:46 UTC 65.1K followers, XXX engagements "@_fels1 2027 ndio I will accept siezi change na hapo hamtawahi ona hii account ikipost anything politics I will just live my cheap poor life Jomba bila kujiinvolve na siasa ama watu"  [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1946459237053308934) 2025-07-19 06:37:00 UTC 65.1K followers, 1250 engagements "@shengspear Why cant you educate me. Kimuzi said AI will make us dumb I need you to teach me"  [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1946529572133941489) 2025-07-19 11:16:29 UTC 65.1K followers, XX engagements "Yet I keep declining job offers in Australia 🥲. Nani alikushow nadai kukuja Australia This uear nmekataa mbili. You are a student kwanza hufai kuwa unaongelesha sisi wazee. At leadt mimi huenda holiday in different countries unlike you🤣. You earn millions in Australia yet you cant afford ata kuenda Keny🤣"  [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1947263102497518022) 2025-07-21 11:51:16 UTC 65.1K followers, XX engagements "@InjusticePatron @mykdjmaliq @Osama_otero I didnt have time coz I was busy with your sister all night. Utakua uncle soon"  [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1946467743873614284) 2025-07-19 07:10:48 UTC 65.1K followers, XXX engagements "@kimaiyoalvis Naeza Kuja Australia anytime I want you cant go anywhere else apart from Kenya🤣. You have no option my guy. Maliza masomo uende Kenya after X years kwanza uko ni kama uko jela🥲"  [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1947263880935165988) 2025-07-21 11:54:22 UTC 65.1K followers, XX engagements "When I heard MPs and Senators get excited like children for stepping into statehouse for the first time I concluded we have no country here. Majamaa zinafightia even those international trips like high school kids maahn😂. Uko ndani they are under the mercy of clerks Its said one trip they can make up to Kes 3m and not that they have gone to do anything meaningful they usually attend one of those useless meetings then the remaining days ni sherehe na kutangatanga buana these guys play with our taxes without any remorse. Parliament is honestly a cursed entity to be fair"  [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1947180599917391889) 2025-07-21 06:23:26 UTC 65.1K followers, 11.1K engagements "I got a job offer with the highest salary ever in my career. I am slowly disapproving MDVD who said youths who critique them will not amount to anything in life🥲"  [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1947291613652304281) 2025-07-21 13:44:34 UTC 65.1K followers, 13.4K engagements "The last job I declined there walikua wanaoffer 110k AUD kupiga mathematics ya cost of living Melbourne nilisema wacha nilipe tu mortgage yangu hapa I think I was to save XXX more than what I save here didnt make economic sense at all but ukiona izi jamaa zikisifu Australia unaeza dhani ni some heaven on earth"  [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1947278731396968552) 2025-07-21 12:53:22 UTC 65.1K followers, XX engagements "@itsJoelOchieng Why do you need to spend 100b to get power that gives you returns of 1.2m a month"  [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1946520952105242785) 2025-07-19 10:42:14 UTC 65.1K followers, XX engagements "You are being delusional jomba do you think Maraga loses anything if he fails in a presidential vote Si ni wewe bado utakua streets tu after thinking politics is football rather than being about lives"  [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1946477704783483209) 2025-07-19 07:50:23 UTC 65.1K followers, 1087 engagements "WTF Mimi hua nafikiria in such an incident get down as quickly as possible 😂. Waaah engine on fire and keep climbing 🤭"  [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1946702996475429032) 2025-07-19 22:45:37 UTC 65.1K followers, XXX engagements "Hasnt Charlenes wigs existed for quite sometime or you were mad bec shes the devils daughter thriving in them wigs If this is not cognitive dissonance paired with selective amnesia then we cant make this shit up"  [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1946527138556809554) 2025-07-19 11:06:49 UTC 65.1K followers, 1667 engagements "🤣. Jomba never get intimidated by these scumbags ati nmesomea sijui majuu sijui niko na degree anga PhD some of these guys when you sit with them you will realise you are more sharp than they will ever be with the certificates they paid expensively after selling ancestral land to obtain"  [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1947239068519322104) 2025-07-21 10:15:46 UTC 65.1K followers, XX engagements "@kimaiyoalvis I today I got X 47k or 100k AUD offers within UK. Tell me why I should move to Australia where I would be paid similar amount of money🥲. Does it even make economic sense If you want evidence I will put the email here remember I havent applied for it the way you will beg for jobs when you finish your studies😂🤣 failure to urudi Nairobi ama ufanye fake marriage"  [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1947286354267627576) 2025-07-21 13:23:40 UTC 65.1K followers, XX engagements "@Majjor___ Ngoja ata niinue foundation jomba mfuko inapigwa upper cut"  [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1930238158764966006) 2025-06-04 12:20:13 UTC 65.1K followers, 2099 engagements "I am thinking of changing this house design but maintain the garage as it is house designers share your ideas itss a X bedroom bungalow and I will stick with X bedrooms still share your designs and quote your prices"  [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1930236941817016675) 2025-06-04 12:15:23 UTC 65.1K followers, 43.1K engagements "@Kamau266 😂😂 mtu atuulizie why they invest 100b for power that pays 1.2m a month jomba"  [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1946166281469677590) 2025-07-18 11:12:54 UTC 65.1K followers, 1250 engagements "In X months time every youth in Nairobi will have a Nganya which is and will be historic like the Mood Nganya. You cant make this shit up😂😂"  [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1946472864065913211) 2025-07-19 07:31:09 UTC 65.1K followers, 6029 engagements "I am reading for myself and its why I know it cant work for poor countries. Over XX% of Kenyans live below the poverty line pay check to pay check the next XX% have no disposable income meaning over XX% of Kenyans cant afford even a simple luxury like a holiday where one can say wacha nitumie hiyo pesa kutafuta asset they are still struggling with basic needs. But again I am engaging someone with a clogged brain sidhani ataelewa the magnitude of structural inequality Kenya or poor countries has so he thinks people are poor or broke bec they chose to be or by not reading Kiyosakis storybook"  [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1946809766736769350) 2025-07-20 05:49:53 UTC 65.1K followers, XX engagements "I dont like deciding for people what they should do with their money but a presidents son spending millions of money on Matatus is an absolute misplaced priority if you ask me. Dont come tell me here its passion"  [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1945931132949656003) 2025-07-17 19:38:30 UTC 65.1K followers, 6409 engagements "@khom_ombo Paste jomba @mbiti_mwondi wekea jomba za cabbage ataweka number"  [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1946477836501483905) 2025-07-19 07:50:54 UTC 65.1K followers, XXX engagements "Uyu bois hudhani ako na manual ya maisha 🤣. Mtu maskini na mjinga akibarikiwa na pesa it really unlocks who they really are. These are the people who can even spit in you just to fell good and special about themselves"  [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1947246239013056754) 2025-07-21 10:44:16 UTC 65.1K followers, 2379 engagements "@WaruiJohn2 Ukitaka kujua ni mjinga he doesnt understand the demographs of those who attend to his services are around the age hes castigating na ni wamama who are very emotional wakiambiwa such things many never look back"  [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1947250919428493764) 2025-07-21 11:02:52 UTC 65.1K followers, XX engagements "Kuna Mp alikua anaambia rafiki Yake he regrets joining politics but bado anataka 2nd term🥲. Be careful of the friends you choose"  [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1947370285012762756) 2025-07-21 18:57:10 UTC 65.1K followers, 16.2K engagements "@AmiirKadar @kimaiyoalvis Mimi naeza fanya kazi Australia saa yoyote nataka yeye hana iyo option na ako paka na PhD🤣 akimaliza masomo akose job which hes likely itabidi aoe ndio abaki uko legally😂"  [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1947264283127005580) 2025-07-21 11:55:58 UTC 65.1K followers, XX engagements "My Khwisero 2nd project has officially begun. All the best to jomba coz apa mbele nitaona vimulimuli kwa mfuko. I decided not to change the design"  [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1946554015803756598) 2025-07-19 12:53:37 UTC 65.1K followers, 7685 engagements "Kuna song ya Jose Chameleon naskia hapa I heard it nikiwa primary school mara ya kwanza and its still a hit💯 inashinda zile za @Osama_otero"  [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1946818594194837600) 2025-07-20 06:24:57 UTC 65.1K followers, 2463 engagements "@Collins0349531 They are as high as XX% but you dont realise the Kenyan shilling is as weak as fuck do you Savings zako in ksh ni peanuts kwa savings za mtu ako majuu"  [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1946812644494860604) 2025-07-20 06:01:19 UTC 65.1K followers, X engagements "Kitu mnafaa kujua ni motivational books like Rich Dad Poor Dad are books authored for you to BUY and MAKE MONEY for the author not YOU they actually speak to the WEALTHY who dont know what to do with the idle money they have dont be misled by a lot of theories they spew in there. Target market audience was majorly western society which has structures in place for credit with a booming real estate and business environment"  [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1946811326518706513) 2025-07-20 05:56:04 UTC 65.1K followers, 23.6K engagements "When I say you are both stupid by choice and chance I honestly mean bec you said it less than a day ago but already forgot"  [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1946501363577552911) 2025-07-19 09:24:23 UTC 65.1K followers, 56.7K engagements "I am reading for myself and its why I know it cant work for poor countries. Over XX% of Kenyans live below the poverty line pay check to pay check the next XX% have no disposable income meaning over XX% of Kenyans cant afford even a simple luxury like a holiday where one can say wacha nitumie hiyo pesa kutafuta asset they are still struggling with basic needs. But again I am engaging someone with a clogged brain sidhani ataelewa the magnitude of structural inequality Kenya or poor countries has so he thinks people are poor or broke bec they chose to be or by not reading Kiyosakis storybook"  [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1946809836643172767) 2025-07-20 05:50:09 UTC 65.1K followers, 1049 engagements "@polo_kimanii Ongeza rich Dad poor Dad niggas hutoka hapo with some very silly financial advices without realising this advices dont work for poor people but very wealthy people with idle money 😂"  [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1946596207536603474) 2025-07-19 15:41:16 UTC 65.1K followers, 13.7K engagements "Jomba najua life ya abroad yote a good one students kama kina Kimaiyo can only entice kids who dont know they live in shared cubicles with the pressure to send money back home job uncertainties meaning no assured PR or citizenship etc. These niggas literally had to go to study abroad to earn a living and also try start a life there when some of us its our skills that we earned in Kenya that took us out of Kenya🤣"  [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1947313376457023693) 2025-07-21 15:11:02 UTC 65.1K followers, XX engagements "@grok @254Quantum There is no Toyota hiace there mate. That is an Isuzu NQR"  [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1946176218480406727) 2025-07-18 11:52:23 UTC 65.1K followers, XX engagements "When we questioned Hushpuppi the Dubai based real estate guru you called us people of jilasii Jomba know taon"  [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1946159024988135627) 2025-07-18 10:44:04 UTC 65.1K followers, 1019 engagements "@Osama_otero Swali langu ni why spend 60bn on a job paying Kes 1.2m"  [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1946163526768148910) 2025-07-18 11:01:57 UTC 65.1K followers, XXX engagements "@Ducati_dreams Nilipita apo last year jomba yeye na Amos Wako same wazzup group"  [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1947293906871505286) 2025-07-21 13:53:41 UTC 65.1K followers, XXX engagements "@Kosgei Jalango alituambia despite several speculations before its even more than 100b nimeunderquote"  [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1946176074540253258) 2025-07-18 11:51:49 UTC 65.1K followers, XXX engagements "@Kamau266 Tunadai waadmit if its about Kenya and Kenyans or about them getting more richer"  [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1946167190559789064) 2025-07-18 11:16:30 UTC 65.1K followers, XXX engagements "Philip you really sat down got inspired by roasted nuts and decided to roast common sense too A man selling njugu is allegedly pulling Kes 150K a month and instead of blinking you wrote a motivational novella. Bro thats not a success story thats economic fiction. If peanuts were that profitable Java House would be selling them in tuxedos or youll be in the business too bec ODM doesnt remit that much to its officials"  [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1946589161001189793) 2025-07-19 15:13:16 UTC 65.1K followers, 20.4K engagements "Are you not the same people saying the culture has nothing to do with politics 🙄🤣"  [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1946488576050364568) 2025-07-19 08:33:35 UTC 65.1K followers, 9669 engagements "@rover_rogu16072 Nmeenda nkaishi in some nikiwa shule agtachments some visits for like a week"  [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1946796916479504602) 2025-07-20 04:58:49 UTC 65.1K followers, XX engagements "@Osama_otero 😭😭😭Osama ntakuvaa makofi sasa you are a menace 😒"  [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1946475208228876446) 2025-07-19 07:40:28 UTC 65.1K followers, XXX engagements "@_wellsking_ @_fels1 Life will still go on jomba"  [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1946475830802072062) 2025-07-19 07:42:56 UTC 65.1K followers, XXX engagements "@KatheuNzyimi I am just curious to know🥲"  [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1946527858957910261) 2025-07-19 11:09:40 UTC 65.1K followers, XXX engagements "For how long will we keep stating a car is not a luxury or a sign of making it but basic need in the current world"  [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1947010361485340861) 2025-07-20 19:06:58 UTC 65.1K followers, 1980 engagements "@swai_collins @grok @254Quantum This one is an Isuzu as well hakuna Toyota hapo"  [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1946182260933156909) 2025-07-18 12:16:23 UTC 65.1K followers, XX engagements "@simba_mweusi In healthcare there is always shortage throughout the year hua simalizi wiki bila offer"  [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1947308927055483013) 2025-07-21 14:53:22 UTC 65.1K followers, XXX engagements "Before prophets and witchcraft salesmen come this condition is known us penis captivus. Its medically recognised. Simply take a pin and pinch a womans anal sphincter and her pubococcygeus muscle will relax and let your penis with no challenges"  [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1946250529841012914) 2025-07-18 16:47:40 UTC 65.1K followers, 14.4K engagements "Kakamega Nairobi Uasin Gishu Kiambu Mombasa Busia Kisumu Vihiga Muranga - Visit Kajiado Machakos Kilifi Kwale Nakuru Isiolo Mandera Sijasahau any"  [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1946689720878006537) 2025-07-19 21:52:51 UTC 65.1K followers, 2664 engagements "@olooibon There are bins in Nairobi use them"  [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1946659499147731421) 2025-07-19 19:52:46 UTC 65.1K followers, XXX engagements "Is this guy Jim Njue a retard by chance or a fool by choice Coz WTF is this in 2025 when we want to de-profit politics"  [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1945428627853623758) 2025-07-16 10:21:43 UTC 65.1K followers, 96.2K engagements "Please Gachagua stop acting like the Kikuyu economy and the Kenyan economy are the same thing. Kenya runs on the sweat of all its XX counties not just your tribes tea and egos. Youre not Mt. Kenyas Moses leading anyone to Canaan youre just a noisy GPS stuck in 1963. And lets be clear the economy isnt collapsing because of some imaginary war on the mountain. Its collapsing under the weight of looters who talk tribalism by day and sign shady tenders by night. If you want to save the economy start by declaring war on corruption not imaginary enemies in your head. Pumbavu sana"  [@Elvis_Localman](/creator/x/Elvis_Localman) on [X](/post/tweet/1946830163687162256) 2025-07-20 07:10:56 UTC 65.1K followers, 5297 engagements
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"@simba_mweusi Majority napata band X and X hata si X nikipata X ata sitaki kuchukua its too much work"
@Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-21 16:52:55 UTC 65.1K followers, XXX engagements
"@O_Felix_Ochieng There is a difference between viewing money and actually making money. Most of us view money but making it is where the line is drawn" @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-20 06:02:46 UTC 65.1K followers, 1936 engagements
"The so called Nganya culture apparently 🤣. Najua mimi sio mjuaji sana but huu ni upuzi and its just endangering peoples lives nothing much and nothing like culture here. Lol" @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-19 12:20:54 UTC 65.1K followers, 7646 engagements
"@EdwinNgany @grok @grok do the same for me I want to see something" @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-21 06:44:45 UTC 65.1K followers, 2044 engagements
"Telling a hungry person to shift their mindset and have assets instead of liabilities is like telling someone drowning to swim harder while youre watching from a boat 🛶. I repeat again Rich Dad Poor Dad advices cant work for poor people or in poor countries" @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-20 05:44:53 UTC 65.1K followers, XXX engagements
"Mtu ajitolee atuulizie in a presidential debate why some candidates spend Kes 100b + for a job paying Kes 1.2m a month. 2ndly atuulizie how does/will he/she plan to recover that huge investment" @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-18 11:04:55 UTC 65.1K followers, 39.5K engagements
"Law should be a second degree Daudi Nduya With the kind of economic gymnastics youre pulling maybe economics should be a third attempt preferably with supervision. Youre out here sinking a whole economy while mocking the very discipline meant to keep power in check. Law isnt your problem. Lack of integrity is. Maraga studied law and upheld the Constitution unlike you who studied economics and turned it into a crisis. So before you talk down on law maybe audit what your own degree has produced i.e. rising debt confused policies and arrogant tweets. Jomba you are just a huge X rodent who went" @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-21 08:02:09 UTC 65.1K followers, 2693 engagements
"If the son can convince you to attend his event funded by your looted taxes then I have no doubts the father will still make you stupid to overwhelmingly vote him in 2027 just like he made you stupid from 2013. Anyway Joseph Stalin once plucked a live chicken in front of his advisers. The chicken 🐓screamed in pain bleeding and trembling as he stripped off its feathers. After he finished he put the chicken down on the floor and pulled out some maize from his pocket. The chicken 🐓 now featherless and in pain followed him around pecking at the maize he scattered. Stalin then turned to his" @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-19 05:59:32 UTC 65.1K followers, 29.2K engagements
"Na nyinyi pia you will stop littering everywhere deliberately and blame the govt. Maumbwa mnatupa takataka from your car windows 🪟 mnaexpect who to clean it for you If there is no bin around you weka taka paka kwako. We need to be a reflection of the leadership we crave for" @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-19 13:32:27 UTC 65.1K followers, 10.2K engagements
"If the alternative was the truth author wouldnt be washed up as he is today🥲. Dont follow these things like a headless chicken jomba" @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-20 08:19:00 UTC 65.1K followers, XXX engagements
"@Erick_JaGem @Kamau266 Trump was crowdfunded he didnt use his personal finances" @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-18 11:42:23 UTC 65.1K followers, XXX engagements
"Bloggers wa govt will sleep with shoes 👞 on today" @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-18 20:33:29 UTC 65.1K followers, 2820 engagements
"He was no different from todays smooth-talking conmen. He caught wind of the incoming railway line from his father Kimnyole who in turn had heard it from a long-distance trader returning from Mombasa after seeing the Germans and British at work. Then just like that he spun it into a/his own prophecy and claimed divine foresight. Ironically the very railway he resisted back then is the one were now begging the govt to build just to make life better and more efficient for the people. Mikora haijaanza sai but history is always twisted to celebrate frauds" @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-15 11:04:22 UTC 65.1K followers, 83.6K engagements
"Way of life. What way of life is in loud music above XXX decibels What way of life is in unsafe high beam headlights and flood light bars that causes visibility obstruction to oncoming drivers at night What way if life is in overloading overcharging and breaking traffic rules at any slightest opportunity What way of life is in noise pollution in a city dubbed the hub of Africa Kama hii si primitivity ni culture gani hii jomba" @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-19 12:02:49 UTC 65.1K followers, 7524 engagements
"@BLintari @polo_kimanii Lol. I read the whole thing and its entirely or rather majorly misleading especially if you are a poor folk t trying to come up" @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-19 16:43:15 UTC 65.1K followers, XXX engagements
"These guys earn their money selling/teaching those quick courses and giving hot air as advice they never make a coin following the same things they preach to people looking for hope" @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-21 18:13:58 UTC 65.1K followers, 3223 engagements
"@BLintari @polo_kimanii It views everything from a monetary aspect. You need to realise we just dont leave to chase money. Mtu anakuambia dont own a home just rent and you also agree with him bec you want to create money bec owning is a liability and renting is not🥲" @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-19 17:09:02 UTC 65.1K followers, XXX engagements
"I disagree jomba Do you remember there was a time Martin Shukuku another celebrated fraud from Khwisero used to oppose the construction of tarmac roads in western region bec cars will be too many and they will hit women and children" @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-16 06:49:38 UTC 65.1K followers, 74.9K engagements
"This is my oldest tweet🥲. I was shtanding on the shtage with King Kaka ama Kang Kaka ama wanamuita aje" @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-21 21:37:46 UTC 65.1K followers, XXX engagements
"@_fels1 2027 ndio I will accept siezi change na hapo hamtawahi ona hii account ikipost anything politics I will just live my cheap poor life Jomba bila kujiinvolve na siasa ama watu" @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-19 06:37:00 UTC 65.1K followers, 1250 engagements
"@shengspear Why cant you educate me. Kimuzi said AI will make us dumb I need you to teach me" @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-19 11:16:29 UTC 65.1K followers, XX engagements
"Yet I keep declining job offers in Australia 🥲. Nani alikushow nadai kukuja Australia This uear nmekataa mbili. You are a student kwanza hufai kuwa unaongelesha sisi wazee. At leadt mimi huenda holiday in different countries unlike you🤣. You earn millions in Australia yet you cant afford ata kuenda Keny🤣" @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-21 11:51:16 UTC 65.1K followers, XX engagements
"@InjusticePatron @mykdjmaliq @Osama_otero I didnt have time coz I was busy with your sister all night. Utakua uncle soon" @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-19 07:10:48 UTC 65.1K followers, XXX engagements
"@kimaiyoalvis Naeza Kuja Australia anytime I want you cant go anywhere else apart from Kenya🤣. You have no option my guy. Maliza masomo uende Kenya after X years kwanza uko ni kama uko jela🥲" @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-21 11:54:22 UTC 65.1K followers, XX engagements
"When I heard MPs and Senators get excited like children for stepping into statehouse for the first time I concluded we have no country here. Majamaa zinafightia even those international trips like high school kids maahn😂. Uko ndani they are under the mercy of clerks Its said one trip they can make up to Kes 3m and not that they have gone to do anything meaningful they usually attend one of those useless meetings then the remaining days ni sherehe na kutangatanga buana these guys play with our taxes without any remorse. Parliament is honestly a cursed entity to be fair" @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-21 06:23:26 UTC 65.1K followers, 11.1K engagements
"I got a job offer with the highest salary ever in my career. I am slowly disapproving MDVD who said youths who critique them will not amount to anything in life🥲" @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-21 13:44:34 UTC 65.1K followers, 13.4K engagements
"The last job I declined there walikua wanaoffer 110k AUD kupiga mathematics ya cost of living Melbourne nilisema wacha nilipe tu mortgage yangu hapa I think I was to save XXX more than what I save here didnt make economic sense at all but ukiona izi jamaa zikisifu Australia unaeza dhani ni some heaven on earth" @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-21 12:53:22 UTC 65.1K followers, XX engagements
"@itsJoelOchieng Why do you need to spend 100b to get power that gives you returns of 1.2m a month" @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-19 10:42:14 UTC 65.1K followers, XX engagements
"You are being delusional jomba do you think Maraga loses anything if he fails in a presidential vote Si ni wewe bado utakua streets tu after thinking politics is football rather than being about lives" @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-19 07:50:23 UTC 65.1K followers, 1087 engagements
"WTF Mimi hua nafikiria in such an incident get down as quickly as possible 😂. Waaah engine on fire and keep climbing 🤭" @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-19 22:45:37 UTC 65.1K followers, XXX engagements
"Hasnt Charlenes wigs existed for quite sometime or you were mad bec shes the devils daughter thriving in them wigs If this is not cognitive dissonance paired with selective amnesia then we cant make this shit up" @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-19 11:06:49 UTC 65.1K followers, 1667 engagements
"🤣. Jomba never get intimidated by these scumbags ati nmesomea sijui majuu sijui niko na degree anga PhD some of these guys when you sit with them you will realise you are more sharp than they will ever be with the certificates they paid expensively after selling ancestral land to obtain" @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-21 10:15:46 UTC 65.1K followers, XX engagements
"@kimaiyoalvis I today I got X 47k or 100k AUD offers within UK. Tell me why I should move to Australia where I would be paid similar amount of money🥲. Does it even make economic sense If you want evidence I will put the email here remember I havent applied for it the way you will beg for jobs when you finish your studies😂🤣 failure to urudi Nairobi ama ufanye fake marriage" @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-21 13:23:40 UTC 65.1K followers, XX engagements
"@Majjor___ Ngoja ata niinue foundation jomba mfuko inapigwa upper cut" @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-06-04 12:20:13 UTC 65.1K followers, 2099 engagements
"I am thinking of changing this house design but maintain the garage as it is house designers share your ideas itss a X bedroom bungalow and I will stick with X bedrooms still share your designs and quote your prices" @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-06-04 12:15:23 UTC 65.1K followers, 43.1K engagements
"@Kamau266 😂😂 mtu atuulizie why they invest 100b for power that pays 1.2m a month jomba" @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-18 11:12:54 UTC 65.1K followers, 1250 engagements
"In X months time every youth in Nairobi will have a Nganya which is and will be historic like the Mood Nganya. You cant make this shit up😂😂" @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-19 07:31:09 UTC 65.1K followers, 6029 engagements
"I am reading for myself and its why I know it cant work for poor countries. Over XX% of Kenyans live below the poverty line pay check to pay check the next XX% have no disposable income meaning over XX% of Kenyans cant afford even a simple luxury like a holiday where one can say wacha nitumie hiyo pesa kutafuta asset they are still struggling with basic needs. But again I am engaging someone with a clogged brain sidhani ataelewa the magnitude of structural inequality Kenya or poor countries has so he thinks people are poor or broke bec they chose to be or by not reading Kiyosakis storybook" @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-20 05:49:53 UTC 65.1K followers, XX engagements
"I dont like deciding for people what they should do with their money but a presidents son spending millions of money on Matatus is an absolute misplaced priority if you ask me. Dont come tell me here its passion" @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-17 19:38:30 UTC 65.1K followers, 6409 engagements
"@khom_ombo Paste jomba @mbiti_mwondi wekea jomba za cabbage ataweka number" @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-19 07:50:54 UTC 65.1K followers, XXX engagements
"Uyu bois hudhani ako na manual ya maisha 🤣. Mtu maskini na mjinga akibarikiwa na pesa it really unlocks who they really are. These are the people who can even spit in you just to fell good and special about themselves" @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-21 10:44:16 UTC 65.1K followers, 2379 engagements
"@WaruiJohn2 Ukitaka kujua ni mjinga he doesnt understand the demographs of those who attend to his services are around the age hes castigating na ni wamama who are very emotional wakiambiwa such things many never look back" @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-21 11:02:52 UTC 65.1K followers, XX engagements
"Kuna Mp alikua anaambia rafiki Yake he regrets joining politics but bado anataka 2nd term🥲. Be careful of the friends you choose" @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-21 18:57:10 UTC 65.1K followers, 16.2K engagements
"@AmiirKadar @kimaiyoalvis Mimi naeza fanya kazi Australia saa yoyote nataka yeye hana iyo option na ako paka na PhD🤣 akimaliza masomo akose job which hes likely itabidi aoe ndio abaki uko legally😂" @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-21 11:55:58 UTC 65.1K followers, XX engagements
"My Khwisero 2nd project has officially begun. All the best to jomba coz apa mbele nitaona vimulimuli kwa mfuko. I decided not to change the design" @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-19 12:53:37 UTC 65.1K followers, 7685 engagements
"Kuna song ya Jose Chameleon naskia hapa I heard it nikiwa primary school mara ya kwanza and its still a hit💯 inashinda zile za @Osama_otero" @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-20 06:24:57 UTC 65.1K followers, 2463 engagements
"@Collins0349531 They are as high as XX% but you dont realise the Kenyan shilling is as weak as fuck do you Savings zako in ksh ni peanuts kwa savings za mtu ako majuu" @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-20 06:01:19 UTC 65.1K followers, X engagements
"Kitu mnafaa kujua ni motivational books like Rich Dad Poor Dad are books authored for you to BUY and MAKE MONEY for the author not YOU they actually speak to the WEALTHY who dont know what to do with the idle money they have dont be misled by a lot of theories they spew in there. Target market audience was majorly western society which has structures in place for credit with a booming real estate and business environment" @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-20 05:56:04 UTC 65.1K followers, 23.6K engagements
"When I say you are both stupid by choice and chance I honestly mean bec you said it less than a day ago but already forgot" @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-19 09:24:23 UTC 65.1K followers, 56.7K engagements
"I am reading for myself and its why I know it cant work for poor countries. Over XX% of Kenyans live below the poverty line pay check to pay check the next XX% have no disposable income meaning over XX% of Kenyans cant afford even a simple luxury like a holiday where one can say wacha nitumie hiyo pesa kutafuta asset they are still struggling with basic needs. But again I am engaging someone with a clogged brain sidhani ataelewa the magnitude of structural inequality Kenya or poor countries has so he thinks people are poor or broke bec they chose to be or by not reading Kiyosakis storybook" @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-20 05:50:09 UTC 65.1K followers, 1049 engagements
"@polo_kimanii Ongeza rich Dad poor Dad niggas hutoka hapo with some very silly financial advices without realising this advices dont work for poor people but very wealthy people with idle money 😂" @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-19 15:41:16 UTC 65.1K followers, 13.7K engagements
"Jomba najua life ya abroad yote a good one students kama kina Kimaiyo can only entice kids who dont know they live in shared cubicles with the pressure to send money back home job uncertainties meaning no assured PR or citizenship etc. These niggas literally had to go to study abroad to earn a living and also try start a life there when some of us its our skills that we earned in Kenya that took us out of Kenya🤣" @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-21 15:11:02 UTC 65.1K followers, XX engagements
"@grok @254Quantum There is no Toyota hiace there mate. That is an Isuzu NQR" @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-18 11:52:23 UTC 65.1K followers, XX engagements
"When we questioned Hushpuppi the Dubai based real estate guru you called us people of jilasii Jomba know taon" @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-18 10:44:04 UTC 65.1K followers, 1019 engagements
"@Osama_otero Swali langu ni why spend 60bn on a job paying Kes 1.2m" @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-18 11:01:57 UTC 65.1K followers, XXX engagements
"@Ducati_dreams Nilipita apo last year jomba yeye na Amos Wako same wazzup group" @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-21 13:53:41 UTC 65.1K followers, XXX engagements
"@Kosgei Jalango alituambia despite several speculations before its even more than 100b nimeunderquote" @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-18 11:51:49 UTC 65.1K followers, XXX engagements
"@Kamau266 Tunadai waadmit if its about Kenya and Kenyans or about them getting more richer" @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-18 11:16:30 UTC 65.1K followers, XXX engagements
"Philip you really sat down got inspired by roasted nuts and decided to roast common sense too A man selling njugu is allegedly pulling Kes 150K a month and instead of blinking you wrote a motivational novella. Bro thats not a success story thats economic fiction. If peanuts were that profitable Java House would be selling them in tuxedos or youll be in the business too bec ODM doesnt remit that much to its officials" @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-19 15:13:16 UTC 65.1K followers, 20.4K engagements
"Are you not the same people saying the culture has nothing to do with politics 🙄🤣" @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-19 08:33:35 UTC 65.1K followers, 9669 engagements
"@rover_rogu16072 Nmeenda nkaishi in some nikiwa shule agtachments some visits for like a week" @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-20 04:58:49 UTC 65.1K followers, XX engagements
"@Osama_otero 😭😭😭Osama ntakuvaa makofi sasa you are a menace 😒" @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-19 07:40:28 UTC 65.1K followers, XXX engagements
"@wellsking @_fels1 Life will still go on jomba" @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-19 07:42:56 UTC 65.1K followers, XXX engagements
"@KatheuNzyimi I am just curious to know🥲" @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-19 11:09:40 UTC 65.1K followers, XXX engagements
"For how long will we keep stating a car is not a luxury or a sign of making it but basic need in the current world" @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-20 19:06:58 UTC 65.1K followers, 1980 engagements
"@swai_collins @grok @254Quantum This one is an Isuzu as well hakuna Toyota hapo" @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-18 12:16:23 UTC 65.1K followers, XX engagements
"@simba_mweusi In healthcare there is always shortage throughout the year hua simalizi wiki bila offer" @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-21 14:53:22 UTC 65.1K followers, XXX engagements
"Before prophets and witchcraft salesmen come this condition is known us penis captivus. Its medically recognised. Simply take a pin and pinch a womans anal sphincter and her pubococcygeus muscle will relax and let your penis with no challenges" @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-18 16:47:40 UTC 65.1K followers, 14.4K engagements
"Kakamega Nairobi Uasin Gishu Kiambu Mombasa Busia Kisumu Vihiga Muranga - Visit Kajiado Machakos Kilifi Kwale Nakuru Isiolo Mandera Sijasahau any" @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-19 21:52:51 UTC 65.1K followers, 2664 engagements
"@olooibon There are bins in Nairobi use them" @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-19 19:52:46 UTC 65.1K followers, XXX engagements
"Is this guy Jim Njue a retard by chance or a fool by choice Coz WTF is this in 2025 when we want to de-profit politics" @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-16 10:21:43 UTC 65.1K followers, 96.2K engagements
"Please Gachagua stop acting like the Kikuyu economy and the Kenyan economy are the same thing. Kenya runs on the sweat of all its XX counties not just your tribes tea and egos. Youre not Mt. Kenyas Moses leading anyone to Canaan youre just a noisy GPS stuck in 1963. And lets be clear the economy isnt collapsing because of some imaginary war on the mountain. Its collapsing under the weight of looters who talk tribalism by day and sign shady tenders by night. If you want to save the economy start by declaring war on corruption not imaginary enemies in your head. Pumbavu sana" @Elvis_Localman on X 2025-07-20 07:10:56 UTC 65.1K followers, 5297 engagements