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[@Nessakins_](/creator/twitter/Nessakins_)
"9:30am is entirely too early to go to the movies. Wtf"  
![@Nessakins_ Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::727219970.png) [@Nessakins_](/creator/x/Nessakins_) on [X](/post/tweet/1944381843840618938) 2025-07-13 13:02:11 UTC 19.1K followers, 3352 engagements


"I thought gooning meant eating the entire bag of crab rangoons from the Chinese restaurant. You guys are sick"  
![@Nessakins_ Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::727219970.png) [@Nessakins_](/creator/x/Nessakins_) on [X](/post/tweet/1912550326583828599) 2025-04-16 16:55:05 UTC 19.1K followers, 2M engagements


"I remember when I was kid all high on bullshit Captain Planet episodes I told my father a floor layer with a work vanthat he was polluting and needed to ride a bicycle to work. Nearly 35yr later and Ive still never seen him laugh in my face as hard as he did that day"  
![@Nessakins_ Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::727219970.png) [@Nessakins_](/creator/x/Nessakins_) on [X](/post/tweet/1946390405010035003) 2025-07-19 02:03:29 UTC 19.1K followers, 19.3K engagements


"And now that his father is out of office all these people Hunter just went off on are going to start criticizing him for the first time ever. They spent years staying quiet out of fear of making Joe Biden look bad but now it can all be said"  
![@Nessakins_ Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::727219970.png) [@Nessakins_](/creator/x/Nessakins_) on [X](/post/tweet/1947351511815635404) 2025-07-21 17:42:35 UTC 19.1K followers, 3893 engagements


"wtf guysI wanted to know if he could make his body smaller to get the kids meal at Dennys"  
![@Nessakins_ Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::727219970.png) [@Nessakins_](/creator/x/Nessakins_) on [X](/post/tweet/1947126325463970060) 2025-07-21 02:47:46 UTC 19.1K followers, 1530 engagements


"What a weird way to demand that you be paid less than what you already are"  
![@Nessakins_ Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::727219970.png) [@Nessakins_](/creator/x/Nessakins_) on [X](/post/tweet/1946761632064864496) 2025-07-20 02:38:36 UTC 19.1K followers, 3892 engagements


"Gunna be a lot of disappointed dudes out there when they realize not all women can look like that after two kids"  
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"Obviously I want to visit in the winter but um thats gunna be a difficult thing to do 😐"  
![@Nessakins_ Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::727219970.png) [@Nessakins_](/creator/x/Nessakins_) on [X](/post/tweet/1946602935980376494) 2025-07-19 16:08:00 UTC 19.1K followers, 1063 engagements


"I actually want to see Catturd and AlphaFox dox and fight eachother"  
![@Nessakins_ Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::727219970.png) [@Nessakins_](/creator/x/Nessakins_) on [X](/post/tweet/1946947658121134137) 2025-07-20 14:57:48 UTC 19.1K followers, 5110 engagements


"But lets test this theory and put WNBA games in prime time slots on tv. Replace Monday night football with it and watch viewership plummet. You simply cannot force the market to prefer a product that sucks"  
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"@manhattanmaker @FrostyTakes I used to autocross a long time ago. Co-drove my aunts car (Hyundai Genesis coupe). Horrible car for autocrossing but still had fun. I chickened out when she took it to track for PDX tho"  
![@Nessakins_ Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::727219970.png) [@Nessakins_](/creator/x/Nessakins_) on [X](/post/tweet/1946351609824657412) 2025-07-18 23:29:19 UTC 19.1K followers, XXX engagements


"We need to pass a law so that the people who ignored the original law will get a second chance to follow the new law because we are a nation of laws"  
![@Nessakins_ Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::727219970.png) [@Nessakins_](/creator/x/Nessakins_) on [X](/post/tweet/1947710355553087837) 2025-07-22 17:28:30 UTC 19.1K followers, 3027 engagements


"When I was a kid I operated under the delusion that I could grow up to be a mermaid"  
![@Nessakins_ Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::727219970.png) [@Nessakins_](/creator/x/Nessakins_) on [X](/post/tweet/1947639978965549173) 2025-07-22 12:48:51 UTC 19.1K followers, 4408 engagements


"@srsattern Shit was fucked War sucks. Famine sucks. Exploration sucks. Getting conquered by a technologically superior adversary sucks. History is wild. I resent people thinking we can just go back to a single period in time where everyone was at peace happy and nothing bad ever happened"  
![@Nessakins_ Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::727219970.png) [@Nessakins_](/creator/x/Nessakins_) on [X](/post/tweet/1947766067218018438) 2025-07-22 21:09:52 UTC 19.1K followers, 4408 engagements


"I have yet to see a man driving the new Ford Bronco and its been out for 4yrs"  
![@Nessakins_ Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::727219970.png) [@Nessakins_](/creator/x/Nessakins_) on [X](/post/tweet/1944171013060931704) 2025-07-12 23:04:25 UTC 19.1K followers, 44K engagements


"Increasing a WNBA players salary will not magically increase the publics demand to see them play nor will it increase their level of play or entertainment value"  
![@Nessakins_ Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::727219970.png) [@Nessakins_](/creator/x/Nessakins_) on [X](/post/tweet/1946972353067422115) 2025-07-20 16:35:56 UTC 19.1K followers, 5300 engagements


"pay attention to me touch my boob buy me a drink is desperation. Dont be the Pick Me girl in the video. Try dressing up and going out with your friends (or just yourself) and having fun instead of worrying about if some dude will approach you or not"  
![@Nessakins_ Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::727219970.png) [@Nessakins_](/creator/x/Nessakins_) on [X](/post/tweet/1946922753296351274) 2025-07-20 13:18:51 UTC 19.1K followers, 4807 engagements


"@WarPath2pt0 I was in XX bar fights YeaI can see why"  
![@Nessakins_ Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::727219970.png) [@Nessakins_](/creator/x/Nessakins_) on [X](/post/tweet/1947014945562141060) 2025-07-20 19:25:11 UTC 19.1K followers, XXX engagements


"Opening Twitter to see my notifications tab completely overtaken with replies to a Grok-generated list that I was tagged in"  
![@Nessakins_ Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::727219970.png) [@Nessakins_](/creator/x/Nessakins_) on [X](/post/tweet/1946258235125567866) 2025-07-18 17:18:17 UTC 19.1K followers, 7653 engagements


"Never been to Yosemiteis it cooler than Yellowstone 🤔 I want to visit but am not keen on setting foot inside the state of California"  
![@Nessakins_ Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::727219970.png) [@Nessakins_](/creator/x/Nessakins_) on [X](/post/tweet/1946594088188305819) 2025-07-19 15:32:51 UTC 19.1K followers, 10.1K engagements


"I just need to use up my $X fandango coupon today bc it expires tomorrow 😭"  
![@Nessakins_ Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::727219970.png) [@Nessakins_](/creator/x/Nessakins_) on [X](/post/tweet/1944382083981348956) 2025-07-13 13:03:08 UTC 19.1K followers, 1538 engagements


"Again these people can never tell you the exact moment in human history when every racial and ethnic group was in their correct and rightful geolocation because the moment in time never existed"  
![@Nessakins_ Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::727219970.png) [@Nessakins_](/creator/x/Nessakins_) on [X](/post/tweet/1947760507890630814) 2025-07-22 20:47:47 UTC 19.1K followers, 163.8K engagements


"A picture of you in black 🖤 chili pepper incident of 2024"  
![@Nessakins_ Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::727219970.png) [@Nessakins_](/creator/x/Nessakins_) on [X](/post/tweet/1946008041511436350) 2025-07-18 00:44:06 UTC 19.1K followers, 53.4K engagements


"I just want a nice kitchen knife set that isnt made in China and doesnt cost $XXX 😑"  
![@Nessakins_ Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::727219970.png) [@Nessakins_](/creator/x/Nessakins_) on [X](/post/tweet/1947011817261171198) 2025-07-20 19:12:45 UTC 19.1K followers, 9606 engagements


"Hunter Biden goes after the Pod Save America bros and suddenly theyre able to critique the Presidents son as the corrupt lunatic crackhead that he is. Amazing"  
![@Nessakins_ Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::727219970.png) [@Nessakins_](/creator/x/Nessakins_) on [X](/post/tweet/1947350266963185713) 2025-07-21 17:37:38 UTC 19.1K followers, 6195 engagements


"Yea sex is cool I guess but have you ever had buttery onion basmati rice fresh out of the rice cooker Amazing"  
![@Nessakins_ Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::727219970.png) [@Nessakins_](/creator/x/Nessakins_) on [X](/post/tweet/1947433926508876200) 2025-07-21 23:10:04 UTC 19.1K followers, 3524 engagements


"The average age of a Colbert Late Show viewer is XX which tracks with the hippy boomer demographic attending this protest"  
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"@TIllDEATH888 Your grandkids are gunna call you Popsicle"  
![@Nessakins_ Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::727219970.png) [@Nessakins_](/creator/x/Nessakins_) on [X](/post/tweet/1948069545710649837) 2025-07-23 17:15:47 UTC 19.1K followers, XX engagements


"Is having a huge rack something that is currently stigmatized"  
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"The best part of this rant Hunter Biden is correct lol. Ahhh what a great day"  
![@Nessakins_ Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::727219970.png) [@Nessakins_](/creator/x/Nessakins_) on [X](/post/tweet/1947352309396078908) 2025-07-21 17:45:45 UTC 19.1K followers, 1677 engagements


"Should I go back a hundred years to Germany Should I go back XXX years to England Should I go back 1200 years to Scandinavia Should I go back 80000 years to a cave in Eastern Africa Tell me"  
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"I enjoy fasting for 10hrs eating a huge meal and then just falling asleep on the couch"  
![@Nessakins_ Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::727219970.png) [@Nessakins_](/creator/x/Nessakins_) on [X](/post/tweet/1946716836004856001) 2025-07-19 23:40:36 UTC 19.1K followers, 3270 engagements


"Im just a girl that wishes she could create her own mixed flavor pack of Celsius 😔"  
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"98 and sunny but mentally Im having a giant slice of panettone on the couch and listening to Vince Guaraldi while the snow falls heavily outside and the only light on in the house is the soft glow of the Christmas tree"  
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"I too aspire to be able to wear a thong bikini after giving birth to two children"  
![@Nessakins_ Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::727219970.png) [@Nessakins_](/creator/x/Nessakins_) on [X](/post/tweet/1947477793069031702) 2025-07-22 02:04:22 UTC 19.1K followers, 50.5K engagements


"Watching a docuseries about a woman that disappeared while on a cruise and it just reaffirms my desire to never take an ocean cruise. Anywhere. Ever"  
![@Nessakins_ Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::727219970.png) [@Nessakins_](/creator/x/Nessakins_) on [X](/post/tweet/1946740111757984138) 2025-07-20 01:13:05 UTC 19.1K followers, 7114 engagements


"The politicians that are mad about Stephen Colberts show being cancelled are just angry that they wont have a late night show to appear on anymore and its really that simple"  
![@Nessakins_ Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::727219970.png) [@Nessakins_](/creator/x/Nessakins_) on [X](/post/tweet/1946725744991715361) 2025-07-20 00:16:00 UTC 19.1K followers, 2644 engagements