[GUEST ACCESS MODE: Data is scrambled or limited to provide examples. Make requests using your API key to unlock full data. Check https://lunarcrush.ai/auth for authentication information.] [@mbiti_mwondi](/creator/twitter/mbiti_mwondi) "Yeah ikoanomaly ultrasound if its proven the condition is not compatible with life or the parents want the pregnancy terminated it can though theres still some ethical issues on the latter" [X Link](https://x.com/mbiti_mwondi/status/1983768035136545184) [@mbiti_mwondi](/creator/x/mbiti_mwondi) 2025-10-30T05:28Z 92.8K followers, 18.6K engagements "Today I wore an Italian Brioni suit from Gikombawazungu wameona taabu kwa meetings leoone more interview to go at 1230PM CST pray for me. 🤣🤣" [X Link](https://x.com/mbiti_mwondi/status/1978139263167303875) [@mbiti_mwondi](/creator/x/mbiti_mwondi) 2025-10-14T16:42Z 92.7K followers, 107.2K engagements "Not just CBK but key government agencies KRANSSF etc have very inept and incompetent staff. Connections has made legit qualified people miss out on opportunities only for the unqualified ones chew chai and mandazi in those government offices" [X Link](https://x.com/mbiti_mwondi/status/1980529729821086158) [@mbiti_mwondi](/creator/x/mbiti_mwondi) 2025-10-21T07:00Z 92.7K followers, 4711 engagements "When I was employed hakuna kitu ilikua inanibore kama kuambiwa the client is always right na your boss when the client was clearly wrong. Thats some oppressive bullshit" [X Link](https://x.com/mbiti_mwondi/status/1982407819476533622) [@mbiti_mwondi](/creator/x/mbiti_mwondi) 2025-10-26T11:23Z 92.7K followers, 19.3K engagements "@Evanolangat1 Have you read my statement again Nowhere o said every Kalenjin but in 2007 the good ones sat down and let the bad ones commit atrocities. I speak from what I saw not ignoring what others experienced" [X Link](https://x.com/mbiti_mwondi/status/1982432288546972112) [@mbiti_mwondi](/creator/x/mbiti_mwondi) 2025-10-26T13:01Z 92.7K followers, 6063 engagements "Haha the election loss was a trigger but there was an underlying deeply rooted tribal conflicts. Fliers were already being distributed months before elections" [X Link](https://x.com/mbiti_mwondi/status/1982524313749389591) [@mbiti_mwondi](/creator/x/mbiti_mwondi) 2025-10-26T19:06Z 92.7K followers, 19.9K engagements "@OnlyWoodlands Tutasahau aje na mpaka leo bado mtaa haijawahi rudi this is my neighbors house bado iko hivo since 2007" [X Link](https://x.com/mbiti_mwondi/status/1982527056442470879) [@mbiti_mwondi](/creator/x/mbiti_mwondi) 2025-10-26T19:17Z 92.7K followers, 1713 engagements "Kenyans are sheepish in nature ukiona kila mtu anataka kuingia kwa marathon to fit in just know theres some big player behind it. We exhibit a psychological phenomena of herd mentality conformity and groupthinkand someone has realized he can make millions out of it. What you saw today was positive deindividuation; half of those people dont know or even give a fuck about the marathon or race. The fuse will die once the unsuspecting citizens discover theyre being exploited" [X Link](https://x.com/mbiti_mwondi/status/1982531755677454445) [@mbiti_mwondi](/creator/x/mbiti_mwondi) 2025-10-26T19:36Z 92.7K followers, 20.4K engagements "🤣 Kwani huku when people speak about the shortcomings of a tribe inakua tribalism Unless we admit that our own people can be full of shit and have committed atrocities and dig deep in such conversations tribalism wont end. Not talking or ignoring these things doesnt make the facts go away" [X Link](https://x.com/mbiti_mwondi/status/1982601464502444476) [@mbiti_mwondi](/creator/x/mbiti_mwondi) 2025-10-27T00:13Z 92.7K followers, 33.3K engagements "The way American companies use Teams is impressivea few days in and I am in awe. Microsoft definitely killed it on this one" [X Link](https://x.com/mbiti_mwondi/status/1982623060424602101) [@mbiti_mwondi](/creator/x/mbiti_mwondi) 2025-10-27T01:39Z 92.7K followers, 5899 engagements "Haha Madrid has long been humiliated by Barcelona thats why theyre celebrating a slim win like they won the World Cupsmh. Barca has clearly been the weaker team this season though" [X Link](https://x.com/mbiti_mwondi/status/1982644559277662250) [@mbiti_mwondi](/creator/x/mbiti_mwondi) 2025-10-27T03:04Z 92.7K followers, 4220 engagements "Nairobi ukiturn right kwa Ile tunnel ya Thika road looks great this afternoon" [X Link](https://x.com/mbiti_mwondi/status/1982774857936011648) [@mbiti_mwondi](/creator/x/mbiti_mwondi) 2025-10-27T11:42Z 92.7K followers, 36.5K engagements "Hapa nikama nlijipiga own goal I see this photo everywheresmh" [X Link](https://x.com/mbiti_mwondi/status/1982787194633826671) [@mbiti_mwondi](/creator/x/mbiti_mwondi) 2025-10-27T12:31Z 92.7K followers, 34K engagements "@timothygachengo Very intentional this one 🤣🤣" [X Link](https://x.com/mbiti_mwondi/status/1982895760162402330) [@mbiti_mwondi](/creator/x/mbiti_mwondi) 2025-10-27T19:42Z 92.7K followers, XXX engagements "🤣🤣 This is what men in Africa deceive as being hard and masculine. So doleful" [X Link](https://x.com/mbiti_mwondi/status/1983140820468318610) [@mbiti_mwondi](/creator/x/mbiti_mwondi) 2025-10-28T11:56Z 92.8K followers, 5743 engagements "I have not said anything about using money to lure a womanbut as a man you need money to have company with a woman temporarily or not. Mambo ya genuine love ni jaba" [X Link](https://x.com/mbiti_mwondi/status/1983156580855226486) [@mbiti_mwondi](/creator/x/mbiti_mwondi) 2025-10-28T12:59Z 92.8K followers, 5348 engagements "This is bullshitI have traversed across the country and this is my take: Mt Kenya has those roads because of Kikuyu privilege not because they have sijui better MPs or a punishing electorate. The reason why Mt kenya has had those roads is because they have had X presidents a cumulative of XX yearshave been in government since time immemorialhas serious billionaires who are vital in the economy and many other Kikuyu privileges that we know of. This government X CS from central almost XX% of government uhurus last government they had more than 50%Kibaki government gave birth to Uthamakistan" [X Link](https://x.com/mbiti_mwondi/status/1977322416608051467) [@mbiti_mwondi](/creator/x/mbiti_mwondi) 2025-10-12T10:36Z 92.8K followers, 327K engagements "Haha I XXX% relatewazae wamenipigia kuniuliza if I am fine because they planted Odingaism in meI am more worried about my old man because that guy was the true Odinga fanatic. Mukoro amesema theyre sad but managing during this hard time. Jakom was very deep in their hearts 💔" [X Link](https://x.com/mbiti_mwondi/status/1978873462916624797) [@mbiti_mwondi](/creator/x/mbiti_mwondi) 2025-10-16T17:19Z 92.8K followers, 15.1K engagements "Hapa kumove on itakua ngumu. Everytime I see a photo or video of jakom I have this few minutes episode of sadness bwana" [X Link](https://x.com/mbiti_mwondi/status/1982127999559365078) [@mbiti_mwondi](/creator/x/mbiti_mwondi) 2025-10-25T16:51Z 92.8K followers, 81.4K engagements "Is Kerkez better than Andy Robertson Ive been struggling to see" [X Link](https://x.com/mbiti_mwondi/status/1982173222708592752) [@mbiti_mwondi](/creator/x/mbiti_mwondi) 2025-10-25T19:51Z 92.8K followers, 8357 engagements "I have bought quite some land in Uasin Gishu but again seeing what I saw in 2007 I am never XXX% sure or comfortable so I wouldnt blame them. The only reason why we didnt lose our land and house in 2007 was because we were luhyasif we were Kiuks or Kisiis tungekua IDPs. Its not an agenda this is factsKalenjins inflicted pain on our Kikuyu brothers up to now some of those places have never been reoccuppied. This is not to say every Kalenjin is evil but I saw arrows thrown by classmates against our other classmates as they burnt their houses and destroyed businesses. If you ask me about the" [X Link](https://x.com/mbiti_mwondi/status/1982412071598797032) [@mbiti_mwondi](/creator/x/mbiti_mwondi) 2025-10-26T11:40Z 92.8K followers, 84.3K engagements "Nimeona Geo amelipa Robi the full amount which is a good thing nikama mimi itabidi pia niambie @Kimuzi_ aongee na village mate nitumiwe my few millions 🤣. Earth is hard" [X Link](https://x.com/mbiti_mwondi/status/1982640708394856595) [@mbiti_mwondi](/creator/x/mbiti_mwondi) 2025-10-27T02:49Z 92.8K followers, 47.4K engagements "Nimekaa kwa hii kiti tangu Elclassico iishe 2030 Hrs yesterday I still have at least X more hours before I taste sleep. Kuna mdosi anangojea kuitisha za cabbage akiniona na fine whiskey weekend. So doleful" [X Link](https://x.com/mbiti_mwondi/status/1982656940301017212) [@mbiti_mwondi](/creator/x/mbiti_mwondi) 2025-10-27T03:53Z 92.8K followers, 104.1K engagements "Lowkey locking in 😎 💵 🙏" [X Link](https://x.com/mbiti_mwondi/status/1982691072284524847) [@mbiti_mwondi](/creator/x/mbiti_mwondi) 2025-10-27T06:09Z 92.8K followers, 182.7K engagements "Of XX healthcare startups from Africa that participated in the International E-health Forum innovation challenge only X came from Kenya. We need more techies venturing into healthcarewe have enough fintech startups and I think more should focus on healthcare . There are so many ideas especially with AI that can be innovated and developed. Yours truly MindFiti was among the X Kenyan start ups recognized purely on Vibe Coding now imagine if Matata had shares in MindFiti as the Dev. We need more Kenyan and East African healthcare start ups out there. I am hoping to make it among the finalists 🙏" [X Link](https://x.com/mbiti_mwondi/status/1982780162325283293) [@mbiti_mwondi](/creator/x/mbiti_mwondi) 2025-10-27T12:03Z 92.8K followers, 6125 engagements "Not surprisedall the top organic brains without mbolea or kusukumwa find themselves in UoN. I mean most of the top XXX people in KCSE end up there in medicine law schoolengineeringarchitecture etc. Na most of them stay in hostels only to come out of school and lack job opportunitiesso doleful" [X Link](https://x.com/mbiti_mwondi/status/1982785118272954556) [@mbiti_mwondi](/creator/x/mbiti_mwondi) 2025-10-27T12:23Z 92.8K followers, 44.4K engagements "I have lost so much this yea if I was a nigga of self pity or one that cries over spilt milk Id probably have given up depressed or suicidal. The mantra is to be positive and keep goingno one will come to save you . Men gotta have a strong mentality in this thing called lifeonly the fittest survive 💪🏿" [X Link](https://x.com/mbiti_mwondi/status/1982908463048183935) [@mbiti_mwondi](/creator/x/mbiti_mwondi) 2025-10-27T20:33Z 92.8K followers, 18.2K engagements "Luhyas have never had issues with anyone be it Kalenjins in TransnzoiaKakamega or Vihiga counties infact theyve intermarried a lot or with Luos in Vihiga they also intermarry and infact those born there like my dad speak perfect Luo. I dont know whats the root cause of the beef in Rift valley between Kalenjins and Kiuks and Kisiis and also Kalenjins and Luos around Kisumu areas. I always think it is more of historically perceived injustices and feud. Some of the tribal wars stem way back before even some of us were born. Are we doing enough to fix that I dont think we have we sugarcoat and" [X Link](https://x.com/mbiti_mwondi/status/1983018780419580109) [@mbiti_mwondi](/creator/x/mbiti_mwondi) 2025-10-28T03:51Z 92.8K followers, 26.6K engagements "This quote used to work in 1900ssaa hii I still insist kama huna coins wachana na wanawake. Mambo ya depends on the woman iliisha those women are no longer there. Hata wale wa ushago wamechanukathe human psychology and perception of things have changed especially in the era of social media. From X guaranas for the night out to Belaires which if you dont buy for her someone next table will times have changed. Women are materialistic now more than ever" [X Link](https://x.com/mbiti_mwondi/status/1983031094816420020) [@mbiti_mwondi](/creator/x/mbiti_mwondi) 2025-10-28T04:40Z 92.8K followers, 30.5K engagements "Ugaliomenamayai and mixed kienyeji vegetables for breakfast. This combination improves your attentionconcentration and memory throughout the day and also brings good luck. Sio lazima niwafunze kila kituchai mandazi/mkate achia corporate and government people. Hustlers this is our hidden gem" [X Link](https://x.com/mbiti_mwondi/status/1983041802538975431) [@mbiti_mwondi](/creator/x/mbiti_mwondi) 2025-10-28T05:23Z 92.8K followers, 54.4K engagements "Dangote is moving wildset to expand and build the biggest oil refinery in the world. Huku the so called old money ni either wezi wa mali ya umma ama inherited land ya kupanda waru na ngano" [X Link](https://x.com/mbiti_mwondi/status/1983065000487883219) [@mbiti_mwondi](/creator/x/mbiti_mwondi) 2025-10-28T06:55Z 92.8K followers, 54.2K engagements "🤣🤣 You people intentionally ignore the fact that the divorced rich people youre quoting still use their money to import hoes in private jets. Mmesahau Bill Gates alikua Epstein islandBezos went for a plastic surgeon modified model and blew XX million dollars on their wedding in VeniceMusk is impregnating everyone and fighting baby mamas online. Very few rich men chasing their dreams are fully capable of keeping a woman who doesnt alight with his beliefsgoals and philosophy. Infact this idea of mwanamke kudugu huwa ya men with scarcity mentality which is eroding very fastbut bottom line" [X Link](https://x.com/mbiti_mwondi/status/1983105847367475690) [@mbiti_mwondi](/creator/x/mbiti_mwondi) 2025-10-28T09:37Z 92.8K followers, 27K engagements "Bwana Ile siku nitaacha mambo ya sherehe Ill be very happy. Youth has beaten sherehe for so long yawa but may the taps never run dry 🙏" [X Link](https://x.com/mbiti_mwondi/status/1983288023484903892) [@mbiti_mwondi](/creator/x/mbiti_mwondi) 2025-10-28T21:41Z 92.8K followers, 8042 engagements "Okay I have watched him and I am his biggest fan but I still struggle to tap his businesses that amount to a billion dollars. Somebody point me to them I am really interested to know how one can make a billion dollars in Kenya without being a politiciana thief or a political bitch and more importantly coming from poverty in rural Nyanza. This would be the true Kenyan inspiration and mentor for many of us who have no desire to loot or make money through political deals" [X Link](https://x.com/mbiti_mwondi/status/1983451179032948907) [@mbiti_mwondi](/creator/x/mbiti_mwondi) 2025-10-29T08:29Z 92.8K followers, 154.8K engagements "Just have some vapeOmusala and molly na uende kwa hizo events za Oonz. Most of them are however crazy utakua psychotherapist full time 🤣" [X Link](https://x.com/mbiti_mwondi/status/1983451477130830086) [@mbiti_mwondi](/creator/x/mbiti_mwondi) 2025-10-29T08:30Z 92.8K followers, 39.3K engagements "@MikeSonko Mhesh fund MindFiti the mental health platform we are building for a stake. You can be a good ambassador for mental health given the journey you walked with Kimani Mbugua. Check it out" [X Link](https://x.com/mbiti_mwondi/status/1983462039390658650) [@mbiti_mwondi](/creator/x/mbiti_mwondi) 2025-10-29T09:12Z 92.8K followers, 3186 engagements "Africans are entitled they can decide to accept or not accept African start ups thats just the sad reality. Why cant we create our own YC that funds and supports African start ups. We cant be running to SF all our lives bwana. Let the African billionaires invest in tech innovations thats the only way we create something meaningful for us" [X Link](https://x.com/mbiti_mwondi/status/1983463274663342216) [@mbiti_mwondi](/creator/x/mbiti_mwondi) 2025-10-29T09:17Z 92.8K followers, 6357 engagements "Nimeona Mike Sonko ameongelelea mental health issues passionatelynataka you guys to tag him bwana anilime funding ya MindFiti. I need to create something that works for our mental health setting because I am very much in the loop of the social and physical determinants of mental health. We need the app and website functions running ASAP" [X Link](https://x.com/mbiti_mwondi/status/1983493500680216948) [@mbiti_mwondi](/creator/x/mbiti_mwondi) 2025-10-29T11:17Z 92.8K followers, 30.2K engagements "Lol its actually true been caught off guard a couple times this and last week" [X Link](https://x.com/mbiti_mwondi/status/1983545211294015525) [@mbiti_mwondi](/creator/x/mbiti_mwondi) 2025-10-29T14:43Z 92.8K followers, 11.6K engagements "Haha leo nimetoka Mathari nikaamua kuturn left hapo towards Muranga roadthe chaos nimeona kuendesha gari huko Moi Avenue na River Road siezi jaribu. Kuna basi imenigwara kama imelost na hapo hakuna kesi. I wonder how the traffic in that part of town can be addressed. Matatus shouldnt be allowed inside CBD areani chaos tupu. Sakaja bado ako Bondo" [X Link](https://x.com/mbiti_mwondi/status/1983549136046559239) [@mbiti_mwondi](/creator/x/mbiti_mwondi) 2025-10-29T14:59Z 92.8K followers, 12.9K engagements "I agree a hidden gem at the heart of Kakamega. I was fascinated by the institutionit is actually the best in Kenya on matters agriculture and research" [X Link](https://x.com/mbiti_mwondi/status/1983622796518559971) [@mbiti_mwondi](/creator/x/mbiti_mwondi) 2025-10-29T19:51Z 92.8K followers, 34.4K engagements "I have assembled a team of brilliant young men for MindFiti a CTO and COO/CMO brilliant young men doing some great stuff. Soon the platform will be at the heart of digitally addressing the mental health challenges our society faces. It is not a joke anymore that shit is getting bad. The platform will address individual mental health disordersinstitutional mental health challenges such as work stressburn outsmindfulness. It will have a personalized mental health dashboardmental health education and personal blogrewards and gamificationinsights and more importantly a telepsychiatry platform for" [X Link](https://x.com/mbiti_mwondi/status/1983627809064153413) [@mbiti_mwondi](/creator/x/mbiti_mwondi) 2025-10-29T20:11Z 92.8K followers, 9395 engagements "Uhuru and Ruto became president the likes of Ababu and Balala joined the executiveso going by history Babu would do way better politically if he left ODM" [X Link](https://x.com/mbiti_mwondi/status/1983650598064132546) [@mbiti_mwondi](/creator/x/mbiti_mwondi) 2025-10-29T21:42Z 92.8K followers, 12.3K engagements "Nikiwaambia avoid doctorsCOs and nurses mnasema nawadanganya. Your long distance relationship wont survive with these mujahedeens in the medical profession" [X Link](https://x.com/mbiti_mwondi/status/1983826396137832721) [@mbiti_mwondi](/creator/x/mbiti_mwondi) 2025-10-30T09:20Z 92.8K followers, 95.9K engagements "The Nvidia valuation is crazy" [X Link](https://x.com/mbiti_mwondi/status/1983857315242737733) [@mbiti_mwondi](/creator/x/mbiti_mwondi) 2025-10-30T11:23Z 92.8K followers, 5649 engagements "We are doing great things in the American healthcare space. If our local healthcare system wont appreciate usothers will" [X Link](https://x.com/mbiti_mwondi/status/1983949586613072184) [@mbiti_mwondi](/creator/x/mbiti_mwondi) 2025-10-30T17:30Z 92.8K followers, 36.7K engagements "Out goes iPhone XX pro max in comes iPhone XX pro max. For all your Apple devices contact Lai at +254 XXX 632659. Just mention my name and you get XX% discount" [X Link](https://x.com/mbiti_mwondi/status/1983962991260496140) [@mbiti_mwondi](/creator/x/mbiti_mwondi) 2025-10-30T18:23Z 92.8K followers, 18.2K engagements
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"Yeah ikoanomaly ultrasound if its proven the condition is not compatible with life or the parents want the pregnancy terminated it can though theres still some ethical issues on the latter"
X Link @mbiti_mwondi 2025-10-30T05:28Z 92.8K followers, 18.6K engagements
"Today I wore an Italian Brioni suit from Gikombawazungu wameona taabu kwa meetings leoone more interview to go at 1230PM CST pray for me. 🤣🤣"
X Link @mbiti_mwondi 2025-10-14T16:42Z 92.7K followers, 107.2K engagements
"Not just CBK but key government agencies KRANSSF etc have very inept and incompetent staff. Connections has made legit qualified people miss out on opportunities only for the unqualified ones chew chai and mandazi in those government offices"
X Link @mbiti_mwondi 2025-10-21T07:00Z 92.7K followers, 4711 engagements
"When I was employed hakuna kitu ilikua inanibore kama kuambiwa the client is always right na your boss when the client was clearly wrong. Thats some oppressive bullshit"
X Link @mbiti_mwondi 2025-10-26T11:23Z 92.7K followers, 19.3K engagements
"@Evanolangat1 Have you read my statement again Nowhere o said every Kalenjin but in 2007 the good ones sat down and let the bad ones commit atrocities. I speak from what I saw not ignoring what others experienced"
X Link @mbiti_mwondi 2025-10-26T13:01Z 92.7K followers, 6063 engagements
"Haha the election loss was a trigger but there was an underlying deeply rooted tribal conflicts. Fliers were already being distributed months before elections"
X Link @mbiti_mwondi 2025-10-26T19:06Z 92.7K followers, 19.9K engagements
"@OnlyWoodlands Tutasahau aje na mpaka leo bado mtaa haijawahi rudi this is my neighbors house bado iko hivo since 2007"
X Link @mbiti_mwondi 2025-10-26T19:17Z 92.7K followers, 1713 engagements
"Kenyans are sheepish in nature ukiona kila mtu anataka kuingia kwa marathon to fit in just know theres some big player behind it. We exhibit a psychological phenomena of herd mentality conformity and groupthinkand someone has realized he can make millions out of it. What you saw today was positive deindividuation; half of those people dont know or even give a fuck about the marathon or race. The fuse will die once the unsuspecting citizens discover theyre being exploited"
X Link @mbiti_mwondi 2025-10-26T19:36Z 92.7K followers, 20.4K engagements
"🤣 Kwani huku when people speak about the shortcomings of a tribe inakua tribalism Unless we admit that our own people can be full of shit and have committed atrocities and dig deep in such conversations tribalism wont end. Not talking or ignoring these things doesnt make the facts go away"
X Link @mbiti_mwondi 2025-10-27T00:13Z 92.7K followers, 33.3K engagements
"The way American companies use Teams is impressivea few days in and I am in awe. Microsoft definitely killed it on this one"
X Link @mbiti_mwondi 2025-10-27T01:39Z 92.7K followers, 5899 engagements
"Haha Madrid has long been humiliated by Barcelona thats why theyre celebrating a slim win like they won the World Cupsmh. Barca has clearly been the weaker team this season though"
X Link @mbiti_mwondi 2025-10-27T03:04Z 92.7K followers, 4220 engagements
"Nairobi ukiturn right kwa Ile tunnel ya Thika road looks great this afternoon"
X Link @mbiti_mwondi 2025-10-27T11:42Z 92.7K followers, 36.5K engagements
"Hapa nikama nlijipiga own goal I see this photo everywheresmh"
X Link @mbiti_mwondi 2025-10-27T12:31Z 92.7K followers, 34K engagements
"@timothygachengo Very intentional this one 🤣🤣"
X Link @mbiti_mwondi 2025-10-27T19:42Z 92.7K followers, XXX engagements
"🤣🤣 This is what men in Africa deceive as being hard and masculine. So doleful"
X Link @mbiti_mwondi 2025-10-28T11:56Z 92.8K followers, 5743 engagements
"I have not said anything about using money to lure a womanbut as a man you need money to have company with a woman temporarily or not. Mambo ya genuine love ni jaba"
X Link @mbiti_mwondi 2025-10-28T12:59Z 92.8K followers, 5348 engagements
"This is bullshitI have traversed across the country and this is my take: Mt Kenya has those roads because of Kikuyu privilege not because they have sijui better MPs or a punishing electorate. The reason why Mt kenya has had those roads is because they have had X presidents a cumulative of XX yearshave been in government since time immemorialhas serious billionaires who are vital in the economy and many other Kikuyu privileges that we know of. This government X CS from central almost XX% of government uhurus last government they had more than 50%Kibaki government gave birth to Uthamakistan"
X Link @mbiti_mwondi 2025-10-12T10:36Z 92.8K followers, 327K engagements
"Haha I XXX% relatewazae wamenipigia kuniuliza if I am fine because they planted Odingaism in meI am more worried about my old man because that guy was the true Odinga fanatic. Mukoro amesema theyre sad but managing during this hard time. Jakom was very deep in their hearts 💔"
X Link @mbiti_mwondi 2025-10-16T17:19Z 92.8K followers, 15.1K engagements
"Hapa kumove on itakua ngumu. Everytime I see a photo or video of jakom I have this few minutes episode of sadness bwana"
X Link @mbiti_mwondi 2025-10-25T16:51Z 92.8K followers, 81.4K engagements
"Is Kerkez better than Andy Robertson Ive been struggling to see"
X Link @mbiti_mwondi 2025-10-25T19:51Z 92.8K followers, 8357 engagements
"I have bought quite some land in Uasin Gishu but again seeing what I saw in 2007 I am never XXX% sure or comfortable so I wouldnt blame them. The only reason why we didnt lose our land and house in 2007 was because we were luhyasif we were Kiuks or Kisiis tungekua IDPs. Its not an agenda this is factsKalenjins inflicted pain on our Kikuyu brothers up to now some of those places have never been reoccuppied. This is not to say every Kalenjin is evil but I saw arrows thrown by classmates against our other classmates as they burnt their houses and destroyed businesses. If you ask me about the"
X Link @mbiti_mwondi 2025-10-26T11:40Z 92.8K followers, 84.3K engagements
"Nimeona Geo amelipa Robi the full amount which is a good thing nikama mimi itabidi pia niambie @Kimuzi_ aongee na village mate nitumiwe my few millions 🤣. Earth is hard"
X Link @mbiti_mwondi 2025-10-27T02:49Z 92.8K followers, 47.4K engagements
"Nimekaa kwa hii kiti tangu Elclassico iishe 2030 Hrs yesterday I still have at least X more hours before I taste sleep. Kuna mdosi anangojea kuitisha za cabbage akiniona na fine whiskey weekend. So doleful"
X Link @mbiti_mwondi 2025-10-27T03:53Z 92.8K followers, 104.1K engagements
"Lowkey locking in 😎 💵 🙏"
X Link @mbiti_mwondi 2025-10-27T06:09Z 92.8K followers, 182.7K engagements
"Of XX healthcare startups from Africa that participated in the International E-health Forum innovation challenge only X came from Kenya. We need more techies venturing into healthcarewe have enough fintech startups and I think more should focus on healthcare . There are so many ideas especially with AI that can be innovated and developed. Yours truly MindFiti was among the X Kenyan start ups recognized purely on Vibe Coding now imagine if Matata had shares in MindFiti as the Dev. We need more Kenyan and East African healthcare start ups out there. I am hoping to make it among the finalists 🙏"
X Link @mbiti_mwondi 2025-10-27T12:03Z 92.8K followers, 6125 engagements
"Not surprisedall the top organic brains without mbolea or kusukumwa find themselves in UoN. I mean most of the top XXX people in KCSE end up there in medicine law schoolengineeringarchitecture etc. Na most of them stay in hostels only to come out of school and lack job opportunitiesso doleful"
X Link @mbiti_mwondi 2025-10-27T12:23Z 92.8K followers, 44.4K engagements
"I have lost so much this yea if I was a nigga of self pity or one that cries over spilt milk Id probably have given up depressed or suicidal. The mantra is to be positive and keep goingno one will come to save you . Men gotta have a strong mentality in this thing called lifeonly the fittest survive 💪🏿"
X Link @mbiti_mwondi 2025-10-27T20:33Z 92.8K followers, 18.2K engagements
"Luhyas have never had issues with anyone be it Kalenjins in TransnzoiaKakamega or Vihiga counties infact theyve intermarried a lot or with Luos in Vihiga they also intermarry and infact those born there like my dad speak perfect Luo. I dont know whats the root cause of the beef in Rift valley between Kalenjins and Kiuks and Kisiis and also Kalenjins and Luos around Kisumu areas. I always think it is more of historically perceived injustices and feud. Some of the tribal wars stem way back before even some of us were born. Are we doing enough to fix that I dont think we have we sugarcoat and"
X Link @mbiti_mwondi 2025-10-28T03:51Z 92.8K followers, 26.6K engagements
"This quote used to work in 1900ssaa hii I still insist kama huna coins wachana na wanawake. Mambo ya depends on the woman iliisha those women are no longer there. Hata wale wa ushago wamechanukathe human psychology and perception of things have changed especially in the era of social media. From X guaranas for the night out to Belaires which if you dont buy for her someone next table will times have changed. Women are materialistic now more than ever"
X Link @mbiti_mwondi 2025-10-28T04:40Z 92.8K followers, 30.5K engagements
"Ugaliomenamayai and mixed kienyeji vegetables for breakfast. This combination improves your attentionconcentration and memory throughout the day and also brings good luck. Sio lazima niwafunze kila kituchai mandazi/mkate achia corporate and government people. Hustlers this is our hidden gem"
X Link @mbiti_mwondi 2025-10-28T05:23Z 92.8K followers, 54.4K engagements
"Dangote is moving wildset to expand and build the biggest oil refinery in the world. Huku the so called old money ni either wezi wa mali ya umma ama inherited land ya kupanda waru na ngano"
X Link @mbiti_mwondi 2025-10-28T06:55Z 92.8K followers, 54.2K engagements
"🤣🤣 You people intentionally ignore the fact that the divorced rich people youre quoting still use their money to import hoes in private jets. Mmesahau Bill Gates alikua Epstein islandBezos went for a plastic surgeon modified model and blew XX million dollars on their wedding in VeniceMusk is impregnating everyone and fighting baby mamas online. Very few rich men chasing their dreams are fully capable of keeping a woman who doesnt alight with his beliefsgoals and philosophy. Infact this idea of mwanamke kudugu huwa ya men with scarcity mentality which is eroding very fastbut bottom line"
X Link @mbiti_mwondi 2025-10-28T09:37Z 92.8K followers, 27K engagements
"Bwana Ile siku nitaacha mambo ya sherehe Ill be very happy. Youth has beaten sherehe for so long yawa but may the taps never run dry 🙏"
X Link @mbiti_mwondi 2025-10-28T21:41Z 92.8K followers, 8042 engagements
"Okay I have watched him and I am his biggest fan but I still struggle to tap his businesses that amount to a billion dollars. Somebody point me to them I am really interested to know how one can make a billion dollars in Kenya without being a politiciana thief or a political bitch and more importantly coming from poverty in rural Nyanza. This would be the true Kenyan inspiration and mentor for many of us who have no desire to loot or make money through political deals"
X Link @mbiti_mwondi 2025-10-29T08:29Z 92.8K followers, 154.8K engagements
"Just have some vapeOmusala and molly na uende kwa hizo events za Oonz. Most of them are however crazy utakua psychotherapist full time 🤣"
X Link @mbiti_mwondi 2025-10-29T08:30Z 92.8K followers, 39.3K engagements
"@MikeSonko Mhesh fund MindFiti the mental health platform we are building for a stake. You can be a good ambassador for mental health given the journey you walked with Kimani Mbugua. Check it out"
X Link @mbiti_mwondi 2025-10-29T09:12Z 92.8K followers, 3186 engagements
"Africans are entitled they can decide to accept or not accept African start ups thats just the sad reality. Why cant we create our own YC that funds and supports African start ups. We cant be running to SF all our lives bwana. Let the African billionaires invest in tech innovations thats the only way we create something meaningful for us"
X Link @mbiti_mwondi 2025-10-29T09:17Z 92.8K followers, 6357 engagements
"Nimeona Mike Sonko ameongelelea mental health issues passionatelynataka you guys to tag him bwana anilime funding ya MindFiti. I need to create something that works for our mental health setting because I am very much in the loop of the social and physical determinants of mental health. We need the app and website functions running ASAP"
X Link @mbiti_mwondi 2025-10-29T11:17Z 92.8K followers, 30.2K engagements
"Lol its actually true been caught off guard a couple times this and last week"
X Link @mbiti_mwondi 2025-10-29T14:43Z 92.8K followers, 11.6K engagements
"Haha leo nimetoka Mathari nikaamua kuturn left hapo towards Muranga roadthe chaos nimeona kuendesha gari huko Moi Avenue na River Road siezi jaribu. Kuna basi imenigwara kama imelost na hapo hakuna kesi. I wonder how the traffic in that part of town can be addressed. Matatus shouldnt be allowed inside CBD areani chaos tupu. Sakaja bado ako Bondo"
X Link @mbiti_mwondi 2025-10-29T14:59Z 92.8K followers, 12.9K engagements
"I agree a hidden gem at the heart of Kakamega. I was fascinated by the institutionit is actually the best in Kenya on matters agriculture and research"
X Link @mbiti_mwondi 2025-10-29T19:51Z 92.8K followers, 34.4K engagements
"I have assembled a team of brilliant young men for MindFiti a CTO and COO/CMO brilliant young men doing some great stuff. Soon the platform will be at the heart of digitally addressing the mental health challenges our society faces. It is not a joke anymore that shit is getting bad. The platform will address individual mental health disordersinstitutional mental health challenges such as work stressburn outsmindfulness. It will have a personalized mental health dashboardmental health education and personal blogrewards and gamificationinsights and more importantly a telepsychiatry platform for"
X Link @mbiti_mwondi 2025-10-29T20:11Z 92.8K followers, 9395 engagements
"Uhuru and Ruto became president the likes of Ababu and Balala joined the executiveso going by history Babu would do way better politically if he left ODM"
X Link @mbiti_mwondi 2025-10-29T21:42Z 92.8K followers, 12.3K engagements
"Nikiwaambia avoid doctorsCOs and nurses mnasema nawadanganya. Your long distance relationship wont survive with these mujahedeens in the medical profession"
X Link @mbiti_mwondi 2025-10-30T09:20Z 92.8K followers, 95.9K engagements
"The Nvidia valuation is crazy"
X Link @mbiti_mwondi 2025-10-30T11:23Z 92.8K followers, 5649 engagements
"We are doing great things in the American healthcare space. If our local healthcare system wont appreciate usothers will"
X Link @mbiti_mwondi 2025-10-30T17:30Z 92.8K followers, 36.7K engagements
"Out goes iPhone XX pro max in comes iPhone XX pro max. For all your Apple devices contact Lai at +254 XXX 632659. Just mention my name and you get XX% discount"
X Link @mbiti_mwondi 2025-10-30T18:23Z 92.8K followers, 18.2K engagements
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