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[@tallemd](/creator/twitter/tallemd)
"McDonald's announces that the dollar menu includes a $X hamburger and response is meh. Microsoft announces that Xbox tablet costs less than a phone or laptop but more than a X year old console and response is hail Mary mother of Jesus"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tallemd/status/1981158056693236080) [@tallemd](/creator/x/tallemd) 2025-10-23T00:37Z 15.6K followers, XX engagements


"EFTPS - Electronic Funds Transfer Postal System"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tallemd/status/1976086834469060923) [@tallemd](/creator/x/tallemd) 2025-10-09T00:46Z 15.7K followers, XX engagements


"Diagnoses you get because you visited your doctor too much include Alzheimer's Autism ADHD. Don't worry they come with free pez dispensers"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tallemd/status/1980753758201024666) [@tallemd](/creator/x/tallemd) 2025-10-21T21:51Z 15.7K followers, XX engagements


"Singapore - XXXXX X 2023 Asia South-eastern Asia Qatar - XXXXX X 2022 Asia Western Asia Oman - XXXXX X 2023 Asia Western Asia Bahrain - XXXXX X 2022 Asia Western Asia Japan - XXXXXX XX 2022 Asia Eastern Asia Kuwait - XXXXX XX 2020 Asia Western Asia Indonesia - XXXXX XXX 2022 Asia South-eastern Asia Vanuatu - XXXXX X 2020 Oceania Melanesia French Polynesia - XXXXX X 2009 Oceania Polynesia Hong Kong - XXXXX XX 2022 Asia Eastern Asia Brunei - XXXXX X 2013 Asia South-eastern Asia China - XXXXX 7157 2020 Asia Eastern Asia South Korea - XXXXX XXX 2022 Asia Eastern Asia Italy - XXXXX XXX 2022 Europe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tallemd/status/1981186271738212805) [@tallemd](/creator/x/tallemd) 2025-10-23T02:29Z 15.7K followers, XX engagements


"Per capita police officers of lowest nations = @ Mali - 7000 XX 2012 Niger - 8700 XX 2012 Somalia - 5532 XX 2012 Togo - 4000 XX 2012 Comoros - XXX XX 2012 Papua New Guinea - 5311 XX 2012 Guinea - 10000 XX 2012 French Polynesia (France) - XXX XX 2012 Ghana - 23000 XX 2012 New Caledonia (France) - XXX XXX 2012 Liberia - 4100 XXX 2012 Haiti - 12000 XXX 2012"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tallemd/status/1981293374486565358) [@tallemd](/creator/x/tallemd) 2025-10-23T09:35Z 15.6K followers, XX engagements


"As I look at police and military I'm reminded of European gentrification and then austerity. During the beginning of austerity in Italy they had a phrase similar to driving while black called driving in a Lamborghini"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tallemd/status/1981787157846274459) [@tallemd](/creator/x/tallemd) 2025-10-24T18:17Z 15.6K followers, XX engagements