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[@tomandmartys](/creator/twitter/tomandmartys)
"As time goes by the biggest WTF moment in college football this year is Florida St whipping Alabama to start the year"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tomandmartys/status/1979786825700090317) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) 2025-10-19T05:48Z 11.5K followers, XXX engagements


"My final Ryder Cup captains picks. Ranked in order of most deserving: X. JT X. Griffin X. Cantlay X. Young X. Burns X. Morikawa Keegs is deserving of a spot but theres simply not enough separation to justify the distraction itd be. But if he bumps Kawa he has my full support"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tomandmartys/status/1959728840302809274) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) 2025-08-24T21:25Z 11.5K followers, 122.4K engagements


"I was skeptical Tiger would captain the 2027 RC squad. Todays news makes me certain. Which begs the question who is the next man up"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tomandmartys/status/1977164263450910761) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) 2025-10-12T00:07Z 11.5K followers, 1359 engagements


"By not having Bank of Utah odds up yet Id like to thank DK & FD for saving me $XXX for not making some absolutely idiotic NFL/golf parlays today"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tomandmartys/status/1979956086745780305) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) 2025-10-19T17:01Z 11.5K followers, XXX engagements


"By securing a half point the envelope has been voted the US Ryder Cup Teams 2025 MVP. Congrats"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tomandmartys/status/1972326640224186599) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) 2025-09-28T15:44Z 11.5K followers, 145.9K engagements


"Russell Henley is indeed a very good player. But if your ranking system makes him the 3rd best player in the world you need to stop using that ranking system"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tomandmartys/status/1972351348688793927) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) 2025-09-28T17:23Z 11.5K followers, 274.1K engagements


"At this point Mike McDaniel welcomes getting fired so he can return to his quiet cabin in Montana where he can pursue his other passions"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tomandmartys/status/1979970619614638441) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) 2025-10-19T17:59Z 11.5K followers, 29K engagements


"Call it victory lapping if you will but for every stroke Potgeiter wins by this weekend I will bet $XXX on Keith Mitchell to win at Honda"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tomandmartys/status/1893093069152514368) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) 2025-02-22T00:18Z 11.5K followers, 16.2K engagements


"PGA Tour Wins: Garrick Higgo X Ludvig Aberg X Mav McNealy X Tyrell Hatton X Theegala X Fleetwood X Cam Young X Denny McCarthy 0"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tomandmartys/status/1914076047412482310) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) 2025-04-20T21:57Z 11.5K followers, 231.6K engagements


"I cannot WAIT to serve a plate of shit to all my HATERZ who mocked my Davis Riley for Bethpage stance. The dream is back ON"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tomandmartys/status/1944784890949685389) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) 2025-07-14T15:43Z 11.5K followers, 6313 engagements


"Happy Gilmore X review: Its not a movie as much as its XXX one minute long Tik Tok videos strung together that are endless fan service product placement and any and every cameo appearance they could think of to attract as many demos as possible. So it all depends on how much your brain has adapted to Tik Tok that will determine if you like it or not"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tomandmartys/status/1948941120861348053) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) 2025-07-26T02:59Z 11.5K followers, 744.2K engagements


"Ryder Cup Update: X points guys plus JT/Keegs/Morikawa are in. Leaves X spots XX. Griffin XX% lock. Take a look at his results this year. Very impressive. Staring down Scheff to win at Colonial is a big win. Strong finish at Wyndham quells worries hes fading XX. Gotterup. Has leveled up this month. With so many guys off their form adding a guy playing well matters. Great Bethpage fit. Needs a solid playoffs at least make East Lake to lock it in. XX. Cam Young. Been sneaky excellent 2nd half of year topped by impressive win this week. Needs to show some consistency though with a solid"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tomandmartys/status/1952096210053136658) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) 2025-08-03T19:56Z 11.5K followers, 162K engagements


"If you are a grown ass man leaning over the barrier as far as you can in a desperate hope that Rickie Fowler or any pro might slap your hand then you are a fucking loser"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tomandmartys/status/1956849504025514206) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) 2025-08-16T22:44Z 11.5K followers, 321K engagements


"Rankings of US players not in on points: SG overall: Griffin 1st Fed Ex Points: Griffin 1st Wins: Griffin 1st Top 10s: Griffin 1st Top 25s: Griffin 1st Cuts made: Griffin 1st Scoring average: Griffin 1st Major top 10s: Griffin 1st"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tomandmartys/status/1960368272118894613) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) 2025-08-26T15:46Z 11.5K followers, 168.9K engagements


"Live look at Wyndham Clarks office after he received the call from Keegs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tomandmartys/status/1960730974976700642) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) 2025-08-27T15:47Z 11.5K followers, 385.8K engagements


"Pleased to announce @NoLayingUp as the winner of the 2025 Fred Couples award for the most baseless rumor that got golf twitter all riled up that turned out not to be true. Well done"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tomandmartys/status/1960741373633528102) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) 2025-08-27T16:29Z 11.5K followers, 125.2K engagements


"I really hope Scheffler and Bryson will get a shot of redemption next year paired against Thirston Lawrence and Chan Kim in the Presidents Cup"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tomandmartys/status/1972067175751209179) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) 2025-09-27T22:33Z 11.5K followers, 2845 engagements


"Tale of the tape to all you Bryson fans giving me shit: X. Bryson approaches as Scheff is getting his ball after he made a key putt to half hole X. X. Scheff stands up expecting a congratulatory gesture from his teammate. As is normal. Only Bryson instead squats to place his ball for his now meaningless X foot birdie putt. Hes likely miffed he isnt getting any credit for his own birdie. X. Scheff awkwardly looks over to Ted Scott wondering what is going on. Do I wait X. Scheff actually has to reach over as if that he is the one who has to congratulate Bryson with a fist bump. This is not"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tomandmartys/status/1972215818067820655) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) 2025-09-28T08:24Z 11.5K followers, 710.1K engagements


"When casting blame remember who snubbed Keegan in XX causing the PGA to overreact and make him captain who then made such bad decisions that even an incredible final day couldnt save them. This week was all Zach Johnsons fault"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tomandmartys/status/1972450327229337986) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) 2025-09-28T23:56Z 11.5K followers, 170K engagements


"Its become increasingly clear that amongst all the talk of Keegans foibles and miscues his biggest mistake was not naming Garrick Higgo as one of his captains picks"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tomandmartys/status/1974158329053393241) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) 2025-10-03T17:03Z 11.5K followers, 1504 engagements


"Whenever I find myself in a relationship Im rather terrible at it. But I do have the uncanny ability to know just when Im about to get dumped so I improve enough to get a reprieve. Both of us continue the misery. I am the Billy Napier of boyfriends"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tomandmartys/status/1974578708259447183) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) 2025-10-04T20:53Z 11.5K followers, 1948 engagements


"Screw football sticking with betting 750-1 Hayden Buckley instead"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tomandmartys/status/1975039874635047351) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) 2025-10-06T03:26Z 11.5K followers, XXX engagements


"Im simply trying to heal a fractured world"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tomandmartys/status/1975699309929898282) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) 2025-10-07T23:06Z 11.5K followers, 32.3K engagements


"Youd think after the 50th viewing Id just buy and not rent it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tomandmartys/status/1975751648891785620) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) 2025-10-08T02:34Z 11.5K followers, 1949 engagements


"BOOM Start of Baycurrent took me by surprise so just did a quick FRL live bet on a guy teeing off later. Brian Campbell $XX won me $XXX plus this fun little parlay Ill tuck away until next July. A $33667 Sir Justin ticket"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tomandmartys/status/1976162845591998925) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) 2025-10-09T05:48Z 11.5K followers, 2762 engagements


"@PGALouis I am now fully committed to the dark side. Brian Campbell for life"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tomandmartys/status/1976171341410893837) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) 2025-10-09T06:22Z 11.5K followers, XXX engagements


"@PGALouis I did a last minute FRL on him for $XXX payout and this:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tomandmartys/status/1976171820954083345) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) 2025-10-09T06:24Z 11.5K followers, XXX engagements


"I dont need shot tracker to show me that Austin Eckroat sucks. We need a break"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tomandmartys/status/1976478959723479255) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) 2025-10-10T02:44Z 11.5K followers, 1113 engagements


"This is why I didnt bet it. Said to my bro no WAY can a rookie QB in his first X starts defeat a reigning Super Bowl MVP in primetime. Never been done NFL is RIGGED"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tomandmartys/status/1976505655201776070) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) 2025-10-10T04:30Z 11.5K followers, 4442 engagements


"For all of you bitching about the PGA app being down back in my day you literally had to wait until the next mornings paper to arrive to see a leaderboard for every round of every tournament. Youll survive not getting live scoring for a fall event halfway around the world"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tomandmartys/status/1976531551312892261) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) 2025-10-10T06:13Z 11.5K followers, 1548 engagements


"Me after Brian Campbell b2b bogied"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tomandmartys/status/1976863927704469593) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) 2025-10-11T04:14Z 11.5K followers, 5572 engagements


"Its 4:24 est. i think Brian Campbell just bogeyed again. Goodnight yall"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tomandmartys/status/1976926985789358114) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) 2025-10-11T08:24Z 11.5K followers, 1240 engagements


"If you invested $1000 in Apple XX years ago itd be worth $158000 today. A 158X return. *yawn* Two weeks from now Doc Redman is gonna return twice that in just X days"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tomandmartys/status/1977266849634304192) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) 2025-10-12T06:55Z 11.5K followers, XXX engagements


"If anyone needs to talk about Michael Penixs quick release just know Im here for you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tomandmartys/status/1977874315598024846) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) 2025-10-13T23:09Z 11.5K followers, XXX engagements


"2024 re-draft QBs only: X. Maye X. Daniels X. Penix X. Rattler X. Williams X. Nix X. McCarthy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tomandmartys/status/1977924323584156052) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) 2025-10-14T02:28Z 11.5K followers, 2052 engagements


"Man is it gonna suck around here when it is revealed Sister Jean was a serial killer in her past life"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tomandmartys/status/1978178581759947086) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) 2025-10-14T19:18Z 11.5K followers, 1023 engagements


"@Philsburgh2 Penix is 17th"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tomandmartys/status/1979052443229937831) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) 2025-10-17T05:10Z 11.5K followers, XXX engagements


"@laz_versalles @3jackbandit All this is true. His and Vandys stories are great for college football. Doesnt change the fact that hes kind of a tool"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tomandmartys/status/1979608768112456126) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) 2025-10-18T18:01Z 11.5K followers, XX engagements


"Bo Nixs best talent is that he manages to look purposeful and efficient at being a terrible NFL QB. As a Jet fan used to hapless and comical terrible QB play I admire his professionalism"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tomandmartys/status/1977395287032283381) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) 2025-10-12T15:25Z 11.5K followers, XXX engagements


"You have Tua calling out his teammates commitment. You have reports of players regular being late to team meetings. You know what this means Mike McDaniel is getting fired next week"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tomandmartys/status/1977548756842398176) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) 2025-10-13T01:35Z 11.5K followers, 1010 engagements


"With the World India Championship wrapping up overnight there is no good reason not to have Bank of Utah odds posted in the morning. Get on it you lazy fucks"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tomandmartys/status/1979710010075861200) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) 2025-10-19T00:43Z 11.5K followers, XXX engagements


"I make sure to never tune into the Sunday night game until exactly 8:20. The combo of Jason Garrett and Jac Collinsworth is too much to bear"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tomandmartys/status/1980064073506308206) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) 2025-10-20T00:10Z 11.5K followers, XXX engagements


"College football teams as golfers: Georgia: Scheffler. The best not even an argument. But also so methodical about it it bores us rather than excites us. Notre Dame: Rory. You arent really a fan as much as you form a para-social relationship with them where you invest too much of yourself into cheering for them. USC: Min Woo Lee. All sizzle no steak. Michigan: Bryson. Winning isnt enough. Gotta think you are smarter and better than the competition too. Confused why no one likes you. Penn St: Fleetwood. All the pieces are there but when it matters ALWAYS comes up short. Deep down the fans have"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tomandmartys/status/1955468122846101929) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) 2025-08-13T03:15Z 11.5K followers, 252.5K engagements


"I asked my bartenders if they could name XX golfers. The best they could do was Tiger Woods and Carl Zaun You know the guy you lost $1000 on. Fired both of them"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tomandmartys/status/1979289206473265483) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) 2025-10-17T20:51Z 11.5K followers, 2980 engagements


"Havent seen a defense straight up quit like UNCs did last game. Now they gotta travel 3000 miles Could get ugly. Gonna lay the points for Cal -7.5"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tomandmartys/status/1979349953224048851) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) 2025-10-18T00:52Z 11.5K followers, 1216 engagements


"So this dudes in the bar who looks EXACTLY like JJ Spaun. If you said JJ Spaun was in Toms tonight Id believe you. So I was OBSESSED with hearing his voice but he never came to the bar. Finally he did Orders a beer a deep baritone. Never been more disappointed in my life"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tomandmartys/status/1979424414321058049) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) 2025-10-18T05:48Z 11.5K followers, 2015 engagements


"I think its the fact they made a conscious decision to limit his running this year. Not a bad idea he hasnt been able to stay healthy and hes not getting any younger. But hes struggling badly being a pocket passer. That said give him time. Reminds me of another Philly QB McNabb who turned out fine"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tomandmartys/status/1979976142535749874) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) 2025-10-19T18:21Z 11.5K followers, XX engagements


"@pablofindsout Chris Bermans notifications just went off"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tomandmartys/status/1980009422643503244) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) 2025-10-19T20:33Z 11.5K followers, XXX engagements


"49ers are shamelessly overcommitting on the line to stop Bijon. Which is fair. But time to dial up London deep across the middle"  
[X Link](https://x.com/tomandmartys/status/1980078095315910999) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) 2025-10-20T01:06Z 11.5K followers, XXX engagements