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[@tomandmartys](/creator/twitter/tomandmartys)
"Coming up with plausible scenarios for how Scottie wont win. X. Ted Scott angered at Scottie not paying up on the hole in bet last year throws his clubs into the Atlantic. X. A ball is buried under Scotties only its this one that advances. Scottie finishes round with it. XX stroke penalty. X. A weight taped to Fitzys driver that he is unaware of comes flying off knocking Scottie out. X. Rory hits an ace on XX. Crowd in a frenzy tears up course rest of tourney cancelled. X. His journey of self-actualization complete Scottie gives up golf after hole XX shaves his head and moves to Tibet to be a"  
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"Desperately need some weather. I can say with XXX% certainty if we dont get some wind Scottie will soon get his shit together and peel off X birdies in X holes"  
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"@guyincornfields Funnily enough before getting involved with the Fed Powell had an active interest in comparing sports betting markets compared to the stock market in terms of which was more rational"  
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"If you are over the age of XX and you find yourself standing in between holes reaching out desperately hoping for a pro to slap your hand as they walk by youve failed at life"  
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"Kevin Kisner nods vigorously in agreement while watching Scooby Doo when the villain at the end says I wouldve gotten away with it if it werent for you meddling kids"  
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"Pro Golfers Most Likely To Get In A Bar Fight: A Definitive Ranking: X. Alejandro Tosti. My eyes would never leave him from the moment he arrived. Terrifies me you dont fuck with crazy. X. Justin Thomas. Classic I wasnt doing anything and the guy just started swinging at me guy. Then I check the video and see he threw a suckerpunch to start it. X. Daniel Berger. Hyper-competitive would get in a fist fight with his friend playing bar trivia. X. Shane Lowry. Classic happiest guy in the bar through XX beers. After beer XX though the shit gets dark. X. Tom Kim. Legitimately not his fault he just"  
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"Gotterups win today does not earn him a spot on the Ryder Cup team. But it does set him up to still earn it. With the Open & the playoffs ahead he still has time. His game certainly fits Bethpage. Considering Long Island is actually a suburb of New Jersey almost a home town guy"  
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"Ryan Fox is still 75-1 for the Open on DK. If Im gonna be forced to hear them mention his rugby playing Dad XXX times next week may as well make a profit from my suffering"  
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"Stupid Parlay Time 3M Open Edition. X. Im certain of X things in life. That Jake Knapp will be a top XX player on tour next season. And that Michael Penix will be a top XX QB in the NFL next season as well. X. I think about Cam Youngs 200-1 Masters odds at least X times a day"  
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"I would like to announce that Jake Knapp will be the winner of this weeks 3M Open. I say this with more confidence than usual too. Playing quite well ready to make the leap perfect course to do it. Other smart people will agree I suspect so grab a 40-1 while you still can"  
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"If Norman Xiong at 250-1 odds can somehow provide me with at long last a win in 2025 I will make this solemn vow: Within a week I will search for and find a woman to impregnate and be it a son or daughter doesnt matter we will name that child Norman"  
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"Top X golfers of all time: X. Jack Nicklaus X. Tiger Woods X. Ben Hogan X. Brian Campbell when I bet a guy going against him. X. David Duval"  
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"Someone is getting a new set of irons this week And by this week I mean tomorrow. Ping g440s here I come"  
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"Im NOT a lawyer but if DK waits until after the Cuda ends to post 3M odds weve got an ironclad case for a class action lawsuit"  
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"We need to have a national discussion on whether Ludvig Aberg is a serious golfer. Nobody gives back strokes after birdies like he does"  
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"@RossJon22 @allgolfbets @JKDAKING09 No chance Scottie beats Cam Young at his hometown course"  
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"Now my friends are asking Why are they showing Lee Hodges on tv Ive officially made golf fans out of them"  
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"My worst beats ever: X Kawa XX Sentry. He lost his soul that week too. X Pottgeiter XX Mexico. Still too soon to discuss. X Ryan Palmer 2010 Sony. Won $4000 on a Vegas ticket. But X months later I was heading to Vegas to collect that I realized I had bet Ryan Moore instead"  
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"Kris Ventura took the lead on the front X at the ISCO. How the back X went:"  
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"The Open is great and all but I cant help but think how much better itd be if they allowed Grant Horvat to play and film it"  
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"I like using the XX% Fan Duel boosts for majors futures. Odds usually suck but I usually can find a few gems. Not now. Their odds are simply obscenely bad across the board. Even boosted theres no one I would even consider"  
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"With that birdie on X to move to -X its safe to say Matt McCarty just nailed down a spot on the US Ryder Cup team at Bethpage:"  
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"Already told @BrianKirschner_ that since I totally tailed him on Fox he gets a new set of Pings too when it hits"  
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"This Thanksgiving weekend Im gonna be hitting google refresh every two minutes waiting for the story of Meredith attacking Scotties car with a X iron. Its our only hope"  
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"Cant wait to tell my grandkids about the year Harris English juuuuust missed out winning a major in not one but two 2nd place majors finishes. So close"  
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"Gotterup has a legit case for a Ryder Cup spot with a strong finish today. No his overall resume doesnt stack up. But his game fits Bethpage & theres something to be said about taking the hot hand on an otherwise uninspiring team. Still needs a good Fed Ex playoffs"  
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"No idea what the big deal is. This is exactly how Id react if I were caught on camera attending a fucking Coldplay concert"  
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"Zach Johnson playing his way onto the team then going 5-0 while leading the US to victory at Bethpage is gonna be one of the greatest redemption stories of all time"  
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"@adplacksports @BrianKirschner_ And by winner you mean Harris English"  
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"If they played this tournament over XXX holes Harris English wins by XX strokes"  
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"Nick Taylor missing the cut by X strokes this week is the exact type of form you want to absolutely nuke him at the 3M Open"  
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"Notable guys missing cut: Niemann. Will keep LIV/Pga fans debating until April on how good he actually is Tom Kim. Had some steam this week. We can now all agree again that he sucks Ben Griffin. Losing steam as season winds down. Is Ryder Cup spot gone Cam Young. Only helps his Masters odds a win really Patrick Reed. Ends Ryder Cup hopes Theegala. Officially a lost season Morikawa. Will hIs PR person survive the fallout Min Woo Lee. Might be last major for a while after he joins LIV. Koepka. Entering DJ territory Cam Smith. There to greet Koepka on DJs yacht JT Poston. Just shut the fuck up"  
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"Stupid parlays for Open X. Buying a game worn Andre Rison jersey on Monday when this hits. X. Sitting on a $365k Scam Young Masters ticket will heat my house this winter. X. Were in for a Cam Newton XXX this year. Lanorris Sellers is that good"  
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"@PGALouis I went through each and every one of them. Im without a doubt among the top XX best looking"  
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"Thanks for playing Ben Griffin. Theres a redeye from Dublin to JFK tomorrow at 11pm"  
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"Harmon and Hatton at XXX would be the shortest combined height in an Open Championship final group since twelve year old Young Tom Morris was paired with Squeaky The Imp Callahan in the 1873 edition"  
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"Nice to see Rory draw a big crowd for a few holes before presumably most of the patrons are gonna congregate around Harris English teeing off soon. Gonna be bedlam"  
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"Stupid Parlays Time Riding high after an almost sweat with Cam for $184k. Time to get one for Postyrush I mean Portrush X. This may be the most sensible bet ever made. X. Harris English is a poor mans Posty. Likely finishes 2nd to him. X. Only thing stopping this is Foxwoods"  
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"Since Scott cant win one this is my list of guys most deserving of a second major still can but are running out of time: X. Justin Rose X. Jason Day X. Keegan Louis O and Sergio deserve another but like Scott wont Glover and Reed are X major guys who do not deserve a 2nd"  
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"At this point Im of the belief that Ryan Foxs Dad was a fucking accountant"  
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"Come on only a few more bad bounces and we might get pouty Scottie today. Please make it happen"  
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"So today was about Scheffs existential crisis Horvath/Wess whining & Wyndys anger management issues. Tomorrow well get back to normal when all of golf twitters best & brightest will all pick anyone other than Scottie the best player of a generation to win the Open"  
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"The future is bright for Michael Thorbjornsen and I wish him well. But as for the present he can kindly fuck off"  
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"The mistake I made with betting Nick Taylor was that a lot of people were on Nick Taylor this week. You never ever bet Nick Taylor unless its universally agreed that he has no chance that week"  
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"Ive decided to help grow the game by being the 1st person ever to do FRL & Heisman Trophy parlays. X. LaNorris Sellers ceiling is 2010 Cam Newton X. If he stays healthy Haynes King will be a top XX NFL Draft pick X. Horvath is one of top XX most likely guys to win the Heisman"  
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"@CPowers14 Tom & Martys is a go to source for hard hitting analysis"  
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"3M Open field dropped Lots of solid names likely chasing Fed Ex points. Means you might find some actual nice numbers on guys down the board. (Hi Cam Champ) Keep an eye on WDs if they play well at Open. Means you might want to get a few bets in quickly before the WDs start"  
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"3M Open odds. About what I expected. Gotty bump is big bigger than I thought. Mav def lower too. Whos your early lean"  
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"If Scottie can go OB twice on X today I will sell all my things and wander the earth telling people about Jesus"  
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"Had to bet Matt McCarty at 80-1. Too good to pass up"  
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"@CPowers14 I find this surprising since hes adamantly anti-cart while on the course. Mostly its because his feet dont reach the gas pedal but still"  
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"Like Homa is playing better happy for him. But my god youd think he beat cancer a car accident and lupus if you listen to the CBS crew today. Tone it down a bit"  
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"@theblowpig Agree on all counts but nobody has stepped up. Veterans Spieth and Cantlay been worse. Nor have guys like Young Mav Burns or Berger"  
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"Brian Harman hitting it out of the rough on 3:"  
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"The difference between a group of friends and a group of CLOSE friends is that a group of friends would debate endlessly over which cool trendy crowded place to go to next. A group of close friends has someone suggest Chilis and everyone gets PUMPED"  
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"Golf expenses May 19-June XX (22 rounds): Greens fees $XXX Golf balls $XX Cart fees $XX New Hybrid $XXX Golf gloves $3150 Tees $XX I find it OBSCENE that a month of golf costs over $4000 to play. The golf industry ought to be ashamed"  
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"If I win a bet today I am prepared to offer Max Greyserman $XXX if he doesnt wear his stupid ass long sleeves for the 3M Open"  
![@tomandmartys Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::522744075.png) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) on [X](/post/tweet/1939396055164129347) 2025-06-29 18:50:26 UTC 11K followers, 3158 engagements


"Fun fact you will NOT believe: Ryan Foxs Dad played rugby"  
![@tomandmartys Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::522744075.png) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) on [X](/post/tweet/1943332344259137591) 2025-07-10 15:31:50 UTC 11K followers, 1971 engagements


"BIG mistake wearing my Adidas golf polo out to the bar tonight. Been only XX minutes and X girls have already mistaken me for Ludvig Aberg"  
![@tomandmartys Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::522744075.png) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) on [X](/post/tweet/1946366373166236034) 2025-07-19 00:27:59 UTC 11K followers, 72.4K engagements


"@steaakfriend Hate to see you two break up over this but its time. Collin Morikawa broke up my marriage too after I strangled her poodle to death after she put booties on him like Collin does"  
![@tomandmartys Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::522744075.png) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) on [X](/post/tweet/1946360233405665741) 2025-07-19 00:03:35 UTC 11K followers, XXX engagements


"Dafuq Are they really comparing Tommy Fleetwood to David Duval Duval was XX when he finally broke through and won his first PGA Tour event. Tommy god love him is 34"  
![@tomandmartys Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::522744075.png) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) on [X](/post/tweet/1943324416760324473) 2025-07-10 15:00:20 UTC 11K followers, 2850 engagements


"Gonna be watching HR Derby against my will so may as well bet it. I like Adam Scott this week but dont like his price. So Ive found a solution to all my problems. I have no idea who this Cruz fella is but my brother says hes a beast"  
![@tomandmartys Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::522744075.png) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) on [X](/post/tweet/1944780421839134780) 2025-07-14 15:25:59 UTC 11K followers, 3936 engagements


"Got a good round from English today. Frustrating in that it doesnt matter as Scheffler is the most daunting man in all of golf. Now its Barracuda time got a Buckley ticket. Frustrated again as hes chasing the 2nd most daunting man in all of golf Rico Hoey"  
![@tomandmartys Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::522744075.png) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) on [X](/post/tweet/1946643782176329940) 2025-07-19 18:50:19 UTC 11K followers, 3335 engagements


"Gary Woodland winning would be so amazing. Not ashamed to admit Id cry. Such an incredible comeback story about the power of never quitting. I mean two weeks ago I was down five figures for the year. His win would put me back in the black. Im an inspiration really"  
![@tomandmartys Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::522744075.png) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) on [X](/post/tweet/1933166021097165288) 2025-06-12 14:14:30 UTC 11K followers, 25.9K engagements


"At 40-1 I cannot condone betting Wyndham Clark thereby endorsing his reprehensible actions. Were it 50-1 though Id be a big believer in second chances"  
![@tomandmartys Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::522744075.png) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) on [X](/post/tweet/1937584021363376131) 2025-06-24 18:50:03 UTC 11K followers, 3984 engagements


"Girlfriend gets just the 4th hug and not even a kiss from Collin Murray-Boyles Shes not making it to rookie league in Vegas next month"  
![@tomandmartys Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::522744075.png) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) on [X](/post/tweet/1938042958470697278) 2025-06-26 01:13:43 UTC 11K followers, 2056 engagements


"At this point in his career Scheffler has settled into being a super-luxe Patrick Cantlay"  
![@tomandmartys Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::522744075.png) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) on [X](/post/tweet/1944403881267544245) 2025-07-13 14:29:45 UTC 11K followers, 2718 engagements


"Come next April having Cam Young at 200-1 for Masters is gonna be the Rosetta Stone of who knows ball on golf twitter"  
![@tomandmartys Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::522744075.png) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) on [X](/post/tweet/1946336591900807288) 2025-07-18 22:29:39 UTC 11K followers, 4122 engagements


"While you guys all enjoy your stupid Open Championship bullshit I for one am going to spend the next XX hours or so in high anxiety waiting to see if Max Greyserman enters next weeks 3M Open"  
![@tomandmartys Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::522744075.png) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) on [X](/post/tweet/1945463282837369125) 2025-07-16 12:39:26 UTC 11K followers, 2952 engagements


"In baseball they call them AAAA players. They dominate in the minors but theres some flaw that prevents them from excelling in the big leagues. In golf that fits Stephan Jaeger to a tee. In Siggys & majors hes simply not good enough. In a field like this 75-1 is great value"  
![@tomandmartys Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::522744075.png) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) on [X](/post/tweet/1937229306863681559) 2025-06-23 19:20:33 UTC 11K followers, 2506 engagements


"Barracuda: Keeping it simple: Cam Davis 70-1 .5u Hayden Buck 200-1 taste Davis FRL to win $3k Buck to win $1.5k"  
![@tomandmartys Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::522744075.png) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) on [X](/post/tweet/1945659704086286689) 2025-07-17 01:39:56 UTC 11K followers, 3538 engagements


"@GeorgeVanRijk Gotty actually won the Scottish and to then follow it up with this and considering the timing has a stronger case than Novak. Novak in fact can still get on team with a win. Gotty on other hand just needs a few good finishes"  
![@tomandmartys Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::522744075.png) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) on [X](/post/tweet/1947141939930779777) 2025-07-21 03:49:49 UTC 11K followers, XXX engagements


"@JimCummings317 Im the guy who for two MONTHS thought he had a winning Vegas ticket on Ryan Palmer. They just as I was packing my bags for a trip out there to cash it saw it was for Ryan Moore instead. Never again"  
![@tomandmartys Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::522744075.png) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) on [X](/post/tweet/1945678023245906096) 2025-07-17 02:52:44 UTC 11K followers, XXX engagements


"I never ever suggest anyone tail me. But if you dont bet JT Poston at the JDC this week you hate America"  
![@tomandmartys Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::522744075.png) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) on [X](/post/tweet/1939480706834440318) 2025-06-30 00:26:48 UTC 11K followers, 4544 engagements


"Hattons driver is gonna becruled non-conforming for containing trace amounts of mithril"  
![@tomandmartys Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::522744075.png) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) on [X](/post/tweet/1946182015667032438) 2025-07-18 12:15:25 UTC 11K followers, 1240 engagements


"Scottie uttering some banal college freshman-level existentialist bullshit & now boat racing the field means we now get to hear jabronis telling us how interesting and thoughtful he is for the next six months. I can read the side of my box of Cheerios and its more interesting"  
![@tomandmartys Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::522744075.png) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) on [X](/post/tweet/1946629932886401243) 2025-07-19 17:55:17 UTC 11K followers, 3189 engagements


"Okay Ill say it. As beautiful as it is to look at it plays rather boring. Its really just been a 10-15 foot putting contest this week"  
![@tomandmartys Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::522744075.png) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) on [X](/post/tweet/1946636350934970510) 2025-07-19 18:20:47 UTC 11K followers, 5110 engagements


"The Scottie Scheffler had to overcome adversity Rolex commercial makes me giggle every time. Such a rags to riches story"  
![@tomandmartys Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::522744075.png) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) on [X](/post/tweet/1945918185309384773) 2025-07-17 18:47:03 UTC 11K followers, 2948 engagements


"Nick Taylor is one of the last to tee off tomorrow could miss windiest part of day. Be a fun late day FRL at 90-1. In for .5u"  
![@tomandmartys Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::522744075.png) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) on [X](/post/tweet/1945664054246441340) 2025-07-17 01:57:13 UTC 11K followers, 6681 engagements


"Beginning to think the late guys if they get some rain will happily take it even if the wind picks up a tad. These greens are crazy firm right now. Just added taste to my Nick Taylor FRL at 80-1"  
![@tomandmartys Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::522744075.png) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) on [X](/post/tweet/1945751334239551743) 2025-07-17 07:44:03 UTC 11K followers, XXX engagements


"Three guys in the thick of it for being a Captains pick for the US Ryder Cup are poised to really stamp their case this weekend. Harman t3 English t5 and Burns t12. A top X finish wont lock them in but def make it close. Two fringe guys Finau t10 and Gotterup t5 would need a win here to get locked in but even a top X finish sets them up to make a run at a spot in Fed Ex Playoffs"  
![@tomandmartys Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::522744075.png) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) on [X](/post/tweet/1946297893570166936) 2025-07-18 19:55:52 UTC 11K followers, 1941 engagements


"Ben Griffin missed the cut on purpose because he was needed at his other job pulling over speeders on the busy July 4th weekend"  
![@tomandmartys Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::522744075.png) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) on [X](/post/tweet/1941191191477063933) 2025-07-04 17:43:40 UTC 11K followers, 2946 engagements


"@JackBushman2 Was really hoping there would be a discount after past two weeks. Nope. May have to do a stupid parlay with him to relieve my FOMO"  
![@tomandmartys Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::522744075.png) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) on [X](/post/tweet/1947371155964256267) 2025-07-21 19:00:38 UTC 11K followers, XX engagements


"Career PGA Tour victories: Brian Campbell: X Garrick Higgo: X Tommy Fleetwood: X Cam Young: X Denny McCarthy: 0"  
![@tomandmartys Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::522744075.png) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) on [X](/post/tweet/1941986634913788383) 2025-07-06 22:24:28 UTC 11K followers, 104.4K engagements


"Two guys having lost seasons whom I hope do well at the Open but wont be betting are Theegala and Bhatia. Going into year I was certain both would be in Ryder Cup mix. Theegala of course has been an utter disaster hes lost. Bhatia at least got off to a solid start but fizzled"  
![@tomandmartys Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::522744075.png) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) on [X](/post/tweet/1944796521092046983) 2025-07-14 16:29:57 UTC 11K followers, 3055 engagements


"@radismus More likely is that Hatton reveals himself to be the secret leader of the Uruk-hai summons his army out of the dunes and razes Northern Ireland"  
![@tomandmartys Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::522744075.png) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) on [X](/post/tweet/1946613138318577875) 2025-07-19 16:48:33 UTC 11K followers, 8735 engagements


"Garrick Higgo looks like Neil Shipleys Mini-Me"  
![@tomandmartys Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::522744075.png) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) on [X](/post/tweet/1945984051283951797) 2025-07-17 23:08:47 UTC 11K followers, XXX engagements


"With his birdie on X to take the solo lead Harris English has achieved lock status for Bethpage. If you disagree leave your address in your comment so I can drive to your house to punch you in the dick"  
![@tomandmartys Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::522744075.png) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) on [X](/post/tweet/1946149305007407492) 2025-07-18 10:05:26 UTC 11K followers, 1337 engagements


"Fired up the leaderboard on the lap top was greeted with this. Its a sign. Harris English is gonna have a day"  
![@tomandmartys Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::522744075.png) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) on [X](/post/tweet/1946105946700140612) 2025-07-18 07:13:09 UTC 11K followers, XXX engagements


"Ryan Fox opened with a win probability of 1.3%. Every time they mention his rugby playing father it goes up by another 1.3%. Right off the bat on the 1st tee hes at 2.6%"  
![@tomandmartys Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::522744075.png) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) on [X](/post/tweet/1945762748270268868) 2025-07-17 08:29:24 UTC 11K followers, 1491 engagements


"Okay USA Network taking a brief look at Rory warming up is fine. But you dont need to keep going back to him over and over. Guys are actually playing. Now theyre spending two full minutes showing entire leaderboard. Weve got the internet for that. Please show actual shots"  
![@tomandmartys Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::522744075.png) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) on [X](/post/tweet/1946124547998048418) 2025-07-18 08:27:04 UTC 11K followers, 1920 engagements


"Theyre gonna be talking for years about Tommy Fleetwoods second round XX that left him within X strokes of Harris English"  
![@tomandmartys Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::522744075.png) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) on [X](/post/tweet/1946145215154127110) 2025-07-18 09:49:11 UTC 11K followers, 1040 engagements


"@PGALouis @dan_jurek There is some smoke there but who knows with these things"  
![@tomandmartys Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::522744075.png) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) on [X](/post/tweet/1946328518150738408) 2025-07-18 21:57:34 UTC 11K followers, XXX engagements


"For giving us X minutes of the faintest of faint hope Chris Gotterup in now a lock for the US Ryder Cup team"  
![@tomandmartys Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::522744075.png) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) on [X](/post/tweet/1946956879323910159) 2025-07-20 15:34:27 UTC 11K followers, 4186 engagements


"@bigeaglesfan123 House money is the best money"  
![@tomandmartys Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::522744075.png) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) on [X](/post/tweet/1945945314554241364) 2025-07-17 20:34:51 UTC 11K followers, XXX engagements


"Daniel Berger may in fact someday be back. Even if by back people tend to overrate what he was originally. But everyone who declared him back already earlier this year and had him on the Ryder Cup and all that must be feeling a bit foolish now"  
![@tomandmartys Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::522744075.png) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) on [X](/post/tweet/1946119409224835161) 2025-07-18 08:06:38 UTC 11K followers, XXX engagements


"@CPowers14 Such a bullshit double standard. He does that for missing a putt hes a gritty competitor I do that to my cat when Harris English misses a putt Im an asshole"  
![@tomandmartys Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::522744075.png) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) on [X](/post/tweet/1946332245205139923) 2025-07-18 22:12:23 UTC 11K followers, 2465 engagements


"@TheStroker83 @Brian_Schipf Amen Dr. Bob. Its happening"  
![@tomandmartys Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::522744075.png) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) on [X](/post/tweet/1947145803019026544) 2025-07-21 04:05:10 UTC 11K followers, XX engagements


"Matthew Fitzpatrick always looks like his Doordash order forgot to include the packets of ranch dressing he requested"  
![@tomandmartys Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::522744075.png) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) on [X](/post/tweet/1945814836136345626) 2025-07-17 11:56:23 UTC 11K followers, 1956 engagements


"@skrenkthetank Got some Finau too. Truth is wouldnt throw any more money trying to topple Scheff"  
![@tomandmartys Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::522744075.png) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) on [X](/post/tweet/1946441277676958112) 2025-07-19 05:25:38 UTC 11K followers, XX engagements


"My Do Not Bet list: Through 2025 Collin Morikawa Sungjae Im Hoge Tony Finau Denny Through 2026 Lowry Fleetwood Sam Burns Until I die Cam Young Brian Campbell"  
![@tomandmartys Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::522744075.png) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) on [X](/post/tweet/1921688098150162487) 2025-05-11 22:05:20 UTC 11K followers, 80.4K engagements


"Need a nap. Gonna wake up see the rain stopped just in time for Harris English to shoot a XX. Gonna hit like crack"  
![@tomandmartys Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::522744075.png) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) on [X](/post/tweet/1945827425327177736) 2025-07-17 12:46:24 UTC 11K followers, 3116 engagements


"Id like to announce my retirement from betting Adam Scott. It was a good run. I always felt he both deserved and would get another major. But its just not gonna happen. I look forward to seeing him captain the Preseidents Cup soon but his days of being a contender are over"  
![@tomandmartys Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::522744075.png) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) on [X](/post/tweet/1946109719472415142) 2025-07-18 07:28:08 UTC 11K followers, XXX engagements


"Just dropped like $15k on various Toms bar stuff for the upcoming fall semester and not even done yet. Need to ask my bookie if I can pay him in Tom & Martys Pinneys if I lose this week"  
![@tomandmartys Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::522744075.png) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) on [X](/post/tweet/1943033313175679357) 2025-07-09 19:43:36 UTC 11K followers, 2639 engagements


"Posty my only early bet. Waiting for the w/o Ben Griffin/Jason Day/Sungjae Im market to open before I dare place another bet"  
![@tomandmartys Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::522744075.png) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) on [X](/post/tweet/1939524970906046850) 2025-06-30 03:22:42 UTC 11K followers, 9766 engagements


"Riki Kawamoto makes a nifty X foot par putt from just off the back of the green on XX. Barring a disasterous XX means -X cut is on the number exactly at XX players. Pissing DFS players off everywhere but likely making @gfienberg17 quite happy"  
![@tomandmartys Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::522744075.png) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) on [X](/post/tweet/1946303226656989433) 2025-07-18 20:17:04 UTC 11K followers, 8647 engagements


"There are over X billion people in the world. Tomorrow only one will be able to call himself the Chenango Commons Executive Course Club Champion. XX holes of the hardest test in executive course golf. I am ready"  
![@tomandmartys Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::522744075.png) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) on [X](/post/tweet/1941687951580184755) 2025-07-06 02:37:37 UTC 11K followers, 4857 engagements


"@Skulledwedge Hot take: Collin currently would be at X majors with Ted Scott on his bag"  
![@tomandmartys Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::522744075.png) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) on [X](/post/tweet/1947335366442430568) 2025-07-21 16:38:25 UTC 11K followers, XXX engagements


"Wyndham Clark should be in JAIL not out here trying to take Eckroats FRL from me"  
![@tomandmartys Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::522744075.png) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) on [X](/post/tweet/1935734124037177461) 2025-06-19 16:19:14 UTC 11K followers, 17.7K engagements


"Is the producer of the TV coverage a cousin of C Bez Its weird been all Rory JT Fleetwood and for some reason every C Bez shot"  
![@tomandmartys Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::522744075.png) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) on [X](/post/tweet/1946154447245087105) 2025-07-18 10:25:52 UTC 11K followers, 1633 engagements


"Harris making the birdie putt on X he couldnt make on yesterdays back X. Only need about X more today"  
![@tomandmartys Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::522744075.png) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) on [X](/post/tweet/1946576495993827354) 2025-07-19 14:22:56 UTC 11K followers, 1201 engagements


"Hayden Buck on the move Anyone have that blue chews link they were showing on Peacock at 2am yesterday Need a refill"  
![@tomandmartys Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::522744075.png) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) on [X](/post/tweet/1946666829813825694) 2025-07-19 20:21:54 UTC 11K followers, 2437 engagements


"How about that Rico Hoey Does a win here seal his spot of the 2026 Presidents Cup team"  
![@tomandmartys Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::522744075.png) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) on [X](/post/tweet/1946604990652449109) 2025-07-19 16:16:10 UTC 11K followers, 3364 engagements


"Can we all shut up about the Daniel Berger is back narrative His comeback is going just fine who knows what his ceiling will be but he is certainly not back. And stop with this Ryder Cup silliness there are XX guys ahead of him right now"  
![@tomandmartys Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::522744075.png) [@tomandmartys](/creator/x/tomandmartys) on [X](/post/tweet/1928186881025433853) 2025-05-29 20:29:11 UTC 11K followers, 10.2K engagements


"@jimjonesjohn Got a taste at 100-1. Form is finally coming around"  
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"PGA Tour Wins: Garrick Higgo X Ludvig Aberg X Mav McNealy X Tyrell Hatton X Theegala X Fleetwood X Cam Young X Denny McCarthy 0"  
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"The fact that Morikawa is still almost certainly going to Bethpage this year speaks more as to how shitty American golf has been this year than anything hes accomplished"  
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"Is Max Homa playing better Sure. Is Colt Knost praising him for making X of the last X cuts when X were limited field Siggys an example of the shameless slurping that is Knosts brand Yup"  
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"Just got a text from a buddy who is tailing my Ewen Ferguson FRL. He asked me how I landed on him. I told him some stuff about his game recent form etc. I made it all up. I bet him because his name is frickin Ewen Ferguson and this is the Scottish Open"  
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"Are LIV fans gonna switch from insisting Reed needs to be on the Ryder Cup to now saying Gooch HAS to be there. Or will they now say both should"  
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"@kris81Dalers Nowhere close. Even the argument hes a high floor guy is kind of in question"  
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"Woke up to see a John Deere Classic has broken out. More please"  
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"Rickie Fowler hitting a X iron XX feet into the water has got to hurt his Ryder Cup chances"  
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"I cannot WAIT for the debate over whether Harris English should pick himself to be a playing captain for the 2027 Ryder Cup team"  
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"God damn. Gonna have Scottie Rory and Bryson all at the top of their games heading into the PGA Championship. Will I bet any of them No I will not. Because I am an idiot. Hmmm I could bet X Hall of Famers at their peak Nah I think Ill bet Stephan Jaeger instead"  
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"Stupid Open Championship Parlays time. X. Is Hodges healthy again Willing to find out at 100-1. X. As the days go by English winning at Portrush is becoming almost a certainty in my fevered mind. X. Knapp is a top XX player he just needs to recognize it and itll happen"  
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"Notable guys missing cut: Niemann. Will keep LIV/Pga fans debating until April on how good he actually is Tom Kim. Had some steam this week. We can now all agree again that he sucks Ben Griffin. Losing steam as season winds down. Is Ryder Cup spot gone Cam Young. Only helps his Masters odds a win really Patrick Reed. Ends Ryder Cup hopes Theegala. Officially a lost season Morikawa. Will hIs PR person survive the fallout Min Woo Lee. Might be last major for a while after he joins LIV. Koepka. Entering DJ territory Cam Smith. There to greet Koepka on DJs yacht JT Piston. Just shut the fuck up"  
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"Harris English is playing great but for the love of god can he PLEASE start having some tap in pars He keeps leaving some meat on the bone for every one of them and it will eventually bite him in the ass"  
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"Playing with Wyndham Clark must be a lot of fun"  
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"Harris Englishs chipping may in fact induce me into a heart attack. Lets get this horse into the barn Harry"  
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"Note this does not apply to women trying to slip them their number for a late night booty call. Keep on doing what you do"  
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"If Scottie makes this eagle this account is gonna be all Cuda all the time for the next XX hours"  
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"Hungry need coffee. Issue in Dunkin is open soon or do I wait until Mannys opens at X which is actually good"  
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"David Skinnss secret power is that at all times he looks like he wants to speak with the manager"  
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"@ThorbjornOleZyn Thorb I deeply respect the fact that you are the Robinson Crusoe of Dustin Johnson island"  
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