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[@heartereum](/creator/twitter/heartereum)
"look I understand that zoomers can't read watches so they just wear them as jewellery but can you guys at least understand it wears on the wrist before the bone not next to the hand it's extremely cringe to see"  
[X Link](https://x.com/heartereum/status/1980613163276988866) [@heartereum](/creator/x/heartereum) 2025-10-21T12:32Z 57K followers, 62.7K engagements


"fuck this game man"  
[X Link](https://x.com/heartereum/status/1974197031506960523) [@heartereum](/creator/x/heartereum) 2025-10-03T19:37Z 57K followers, 11.3K engagements


"the world you grew up in no longer exists new generation of ct doesnt even recognise these girls"  
[X Link](https://x.com/heartereum/status/1979497512537894932) [@heartereum](/creator/x/heartereum) 2025-10-18T10:39Z 57K followers, 35.3K engagements


"wow LinkedIn UI changed a lot since last visit uh"  
[X Link](https://x.com/heartereum/status/1976982302552211751) [@heartereum](/creator/x/heartereum) 2025-10-11T12:04Z 57K followers, 10K engagements


"yeah im thinking we needed that flush"  
[X Link](https://x.com/heartereum/status/1977382380814868734) [@heartereum](/creator/x/heartereum) 2025-10-12T14:34Z 57K followers, 3188 engagements


"terrible news for CT opsec"  
[X Link](https://x.com/heartereum/status/1978141715220382036) [@heartereum](/creator/x/heartereum) 2025-10-14T16:51Z 57K followers, 7184 engagements


"if everyone is eligible for monad airdrop isnt it gonna be like $XX per capita"  
[X Link](https://x.com/heartereum/status/1978791330697334810) [@heartereum](/creator/x/heartereum) 2025-10-16T11:53Z 57K followers, 18K engagements


"now imagine if only they weren't late to friendtech"  
[X Link](https://x.com/heartereum/status/1978820710647664793) [@heartereum](/creator/x/heartereum) 2025-10-16T13:49Z 57K followers, 4484 engagements


"@AgentChud for me its the little stars on nails and the Seiko 5"  
[X Link](https://x.com/heartereum/status/1978881781534249110) [@heartereum](/creator/x/heartereum) 2025-10-16T17:52Z 57K followers, XXX engagements


"@0xtorpid @AgentChud grand seiko is the Arch Linux of watches"  
[X Link](https://x.com/heartereum/status/1978882532536975464) [@heartereum](/creator/x/heartereum) 2025-10-16T17:55Z 57K followers, XX engagements


"my macbook screen looks like someone sneezed and cummed on it for a sport what's the best cloth/product u guys use to clean it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/heartereum/status/1978901906006196713) [@heartereum](/creator/x/heartereum) 2025-10-16T19:12Z 57K followers, 6387 engagements


"lions really saw this and thought: "fuck it i'mma go trade crypto perpetuals on leverage""  
[X Link](https://x.com/heartereum/status/1979129253049282776) [@heartereum](/creator/x/heartereum) 2025-10-17T10:15Z 57K followers, 23.3K engagements


"we need @loomdart to release loomlocks so you guys can stop longing every dip at 20x and get rinsed"  
[X Link](https://x.com/heartereum/status/1979151956250706135) [@heartereum](/creator/x/heartereum) 2025-10-17T11:46Z 57K followers, 4185 engagements


"i have a long post i will share about this for now im just quoting as a placeholder and reminder. incidentally the ones attacking bold for this take are people born into money like trust fund children etc"  
[X Link](https://x.com/heartereum/status/1980186286809035080) [@heartereum](/creator/x/heartereum) 2025-10-20T08:16Z 57K followers, 13.2K engagements


"govt is redarded as usual XX% crypto tax but XX% if you sell to EURC (why)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/heartereum/status/1980210996074693027) [@heartereum](/creator/x/heartereum) 2025-10-20T09:54Z 57K followers, 13.1K engagements


"if $ETH closes daily below $4000 today its back to mcdonalds theres a silver lining in everything anyway"  
[X Link](https://x.com/heartereum/status/1980233923209908254) [@heartereum](/creator/x/heartereum) 2025-10-20T11:25Z 57K followers, 9160 engagements


"u can't post anything nowadays without people shilling their coins u could post "omg i was costipated a clogged my toilet with 2kg of shit" and ppl would start spamming "omg $gigaturd coded heart is in turd coins""  
[X Link](https://x.com/heartereum/status/1980251138436776426) [@heartereum](/creator/x/heartereum) 2025-10-20T12:33Z 57K followers, 3287 engagements


"/p launchcoin"  
[X Link](https://x.com/heartereum/status/1980312026791702664) [@heartereum](/creator/x/heartereum) 2025-10-20T16:35Z 57K followers, 6646 engagements


"the easy roads starts at $25M uh"  
[X Link](https://x.com/heartereum/status/1980550161903591709) [@heartereum](/creator/x/heartereum) 2025-10-21T08:22Z 57K followers, 4116 engagements


"in all seriousness im happy if @UpOnlyTV is back as a watcher but for coinbase to blow $25M on cobie and ledger to attract gen Z solana trenchers to base is like if they paid Duran Duran to speak to 6ix9ine fans"  
[X Link](https://x.com/heartereum/status/1980573399614386347) [@heartereum](/creator/x/heartereum) 2025-10-21T09:54Z 57K followers, 5688 engagements


"wait till tiktok generation finds out each uponly episode is 1h long"  
[X Link](https://x.com/heartereum/status/1980574127879774377) [@heartereum](/creator/x/heartereum) 2025-10-21T09:57Z 57K followers, 3936 engagements


"Friendly reminder that this account is for shitposting My trades are on telegram (for free I dont need your money):"  
[X Link](https://x.com/heartereum/status/1912474603022135753) [@heartereum](/creator/x/heartereum) 2025-04-16T11:54Z 57K followers, 171.8K engagements


"if you want actionable advice: if you have small portfolio right now park half your money in bsc half in sol and camp twitter/telegram/discord dont buy but monitor and wait: historically these are the moments where a new 100M or 1B runner are born u just need to spot it early"  
[X Link](https://x.com/heartereum/status/1976948401951617064) [@heartereum](/creator/x/heartereum) 2025-10-11T09:50Z 57K followers, 16.2K engagements


"so is Billions actually good i dont wanna waste my time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/heartereum/status/1980325886630195383) [@heartereum](/creator/x/heartereum) 2025-10-20T17:30Z 57K followers, 60.2K engagements


"thanks for all the answers meanwhile i gave a chance to Your friends and Neighbours mainly because i saw the Patek Philippe pawn shop scene 😅"  
[X Link](https://x.com/heartereum/status/1980358816165425603) [@heartereum](/creator/x/heartereum) 2025-10-20T19:41Z 57K followers, 4202 engagements


"the only reason you keep longing garbage in a garbage market environment is because you feel running out of time to make it if you step back and realize retiring in X years clicking buttons in pajamas is incredible work rather than slaving XX years for a boss for nothing youll stop trying to make it in X months"  
[X Link](https://x.com/heartereum/status/1978051458676179186) [@heartereum](/creator/x/heartereum) 2025-10-14T10:53Z 57K followers, 127.4K engagements


"wow found some @GearboxProtocol coffee in the wild ☕"  
[X Link](https://x.com/heartereum/status/1978093205615710674) [@heartereum](/creator/x/heartereum) 2025-10-14T13:39Z 57K followers, 2471 engagements


"this show passed the X episodes test 👌 so I'm gonna finish S1 at least thank you all (wish I could rewatch Succession for the 1st time tho)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/heartereum/status/1981078861149274112) [@heartereum](/creator/x/heartereum) 2025-10-22T19:23Z 57K followers, 7919 engagements


"all degen ping had to do is post shit like the cows drink their own milkshake at sunrise every X months and aura farm no matter what happened but no he really went and made predictions and showed himself to be just one of us who dont know what were doing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/heartereum/status/1981243888317681719) [@heartereum](/creator/x/heartereum) 2025-10-23T06:18Z 57K followers, 15.5K engagements


"auditions for market makers be like:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/heartereum/status/1981304304645390339) [@heartereum](/creator/x/heartereum) 2025-10-23T10:18Z 57K followers, 3911 engagements


"I know a guy who can do it in X years"  
[X Link](https://x.com/heartereum/status/1981443624215990630) [@heartereum](/creator/x/heartereum) 2025-10-23T19:32Z 57K followers, 37.7K engagements


"wait a second"  
[X Link](https://x.com/heartereum/status/1980590803211940320) [@heartereum](/creator/x/heartereum) 2025-10-21T11:03Z 57K followers, 123.5K engagements


"heres some CT vocabulary: - market is boring = im losing money trading a X% range - im accumulating here = i bought XX% higher and i need you to save me - its priced in = i first heard about this today so i didnt position - macro looks whatever = i am down to tarot cards"  
[X Link](https://x.com/heartereum/status/1980912244704649483) [@heartereum](/creator/x/heartereum) 2025-10-22T08:20Z 57K followers, 8791 engagements


"actually good advice in this thread would help XX% of you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/heartereum/status/1980913706591756347) [@heartereum](/creator/x/heartereum) 2025-10-22T08:26Z 57K followers, 12.4K engagements


"it's over for Japan and manga I guess"  
[X Link](https://x.com/heartereum/status/1980940087849545958) [@heartereum](/creator/x/heartereum) 2025-10-22T10:11Z 57K followers, 7824 engagements


"chasing different new high scores I lowkey get it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/heartereum/status/1981608511105573221) [@heartereum](/creator/x/heartereum) 2025-10-24T06:27Z 57K followers, XXX engagements