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"I could do this if I wanted. I just choose not to 🤷♂"  
![@JonathanPieNews Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::3948308435.png) [@JonathanPieNews](/creator/x/JonathanPieNews) on [X](/post/tweet/1947247360746144134) 2025-07-21 10:48:43 UTC 566.3K followers, 68.7K engagements


"I thought social media sites weren't allowed to publish porn these days but here's a picture of two massive cocks so I guess the censors aren't robust enough"  
![@JonathanPieNews Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::3948308435.png) [@JonathanPieNews](/creator/x/JonathanPieNews) on [X](/post/tweet/1950165204370653244) 2025-07-29 12:03:11 UTC 566.3K followers, 52.9K engagements


"You've very possibly fucked the trial up now. Well done. Hope the attention was worth it"  
![@JonathanPieNews Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::3948308435.png) [@JonathanPieNews](/creator/x/JonathanPieNews) on [X](/post/tweet/1948114025503461684) 2025-07-23 20:12:32 UTC 566.3K followers, 444.4K engagements


"Every now and then I'm reminded there are grown men out there who think Andrew Tate is worth listening to. Other than Andrew Tate himself I mean. Depressing"  
![@JonathanPieNews Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::3948308435.png) [@JonathanPieNews](/creator/x/JonathanPieNews) on [X](/post/tweet/1950161740152369325) 2025-07-29 11:49:25 UTC 566.3K followers, 116.3K engagements


"As The Foreign Secretary at the time of the leak how did you not know of it What exactly are you shocked about"  
![@JonathanPieNews Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::3948308435.png) [@JonathanPieNews](/creator/x/JonathanPieNews) on [X](/post/tweet/1945426532698058848) 2025-07-16 10:13:24 UTC 566.3K followers, 614.8K engagements


"Royal assent was given to the act in 2023. It was always going to be implemented no matter which government was in power"  
![@JonathanPieNews Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::3948308435.png) [@JonathanPieNews](/creator/x/JonathanPieNews) on [X](/post/tweet/1949128253626565004) 2025-07-26 15:22:43 UTC 566.3K followers, 67.2K engagements


"That awkward moment when someone slags off one of your mates in front of you and you know theyre bound to hear about it"  
![@JonathanPieNews Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::3948308435.png) [@JonathanPieNews](/creator/x/JonathanPieNews) on [X](/post/tweet/1949874914342625464) 2025-07-28 16:49:41 UTC 566.3K followers, 58.1K engagements


"Yes let's replace human beings working to pay their bills with the fucking tin man"  
![@JonathanPieNews Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::3948308435.png) [@JonathanPieNews](/creator/x/JonathanPieNews) on [X](/post/tweet/1948072548081586546) 2025-07-23 17:27:43 UTC 566.3K followers, 46.7K engagements


"I'm not saying they are blameless only that they are not entirely to blame is all"  
![@JonathanPieNews Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::3948308435.png) [@JonathanPieNews](/creator/x/JonathanPieNews) on [X](/post/tweet/1949129122992525702) 2025-07-26 15:26:10 UTC 566.3K followers, 50.1K engagements


".and if they didn't already know they will now"  
![@JonathanPieNews Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::3948308435.png) [@JonathanPieNews](/creator/x/JonathanPieNews) on [X](/post/tweet/1949129980761260360) 2025-07-26 15:29:35 UTC 566.3K followers, 48.1K engagements


"It means someone in the White House was sitting there with their head in their hands thinking: "Oh Christ get him off that fucking laptop.""  
![@JonathanPieNews Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::3948308435.png) [@JonathanPieNews](/creator/x/JonathanPieNews) on [X](/post/tweet/1947243439164174707) 2025-07-21 10:33:08 UTC 566.3K followers, 51.1K engagements


"At XX I was playing Sonic the Hedgehog. XX year olds are legally defined in UK law as children. But hey when the country (and in fact the entire world) is going to Hell in a handcart giving children the vote is the least of our worries right now"  
![@JonathanPieNews Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::3948308435.png) [@JonathanPieNews](/creator/x/JonathanPieNews) on [X](/post/tweet/1945805192806461694) 2025-07-17 11:18:03 UTC 566.3K followers, 1M engagements


"For those complaining about Labour bringing in the Online Safety Act I would just like to remind you all that it was David Cameron who opened the door to this particular piece of legislation back in 2013"  
![@JonathanPieNews Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::3948308435.png) [@JonathanPieNews](/creator/x/JonathanPieNews) on [X](/post/tweet/1949127180492947498) 2025-07-26 15:18:27 UTC 566.3K followers, 291.6K engagements


""You haven't been working you've been doing your stupid memes and just fucking around." Accurate"  
![@JonathanPieNews Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::3948308435.png) [@JonathanPieNews](/creator/x/JonathanPieNews) on [X](/post/tweet/1948349444069405100) 2025-07-24 11:48:00 UTC 566.3K followers, 66.5K engagements


"My new favourite thing on this website is the sudden influx of Hey Grok is this true Bros underneath every fucking post"  
![@JonathanPieNews Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::3948308435.png) [@JonathanPieNews](/creator/x/JonathanPieNews) on [X](/post/tweet/1946523577320186309) 2025-07-19 10:52:40 UTC 566.3K followers, 115.3K engagements


"Yes. Ozzy Osbourne a heavy metal rock star who once confessed to taking LSD almost every day across the course of two years. It was the vaccine that killed him. You tit"  
![@JonathanPieNews Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::3948308435.png) [@JonathanPieNews](/creator/x/JonathanPieNews) on [X](/post/tweet/1948001671201636747) 2025-07-23 12:46:05 UTC 566.3K followers, 129.3K engagements


"I hate it when people delete their ridiculous nonsense once it's been pointed out to them enough times that it was indeed ridiculous nonsense. It's not sportsmanlike"  
![@JonathanPieNews Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::3948308435.png) [@JonathanPieNews](/creator/x/JonathanPieNews) on [X](/post/tweet/1948349373533823087) 2025-07-24 11:47:43 UTC 566.3K followers, 26.8K engagements

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@JonathanPieNews "I could do this if I wanted. I just choose not to 🤷♂"
@JonathanPieNews Avatar @JonathanPieNews on X 2025-07-21 10:48:43 UTC 566.3K followers, 68.7K engagements

"I thought social media sites weren't allowed to publish porn these days but here's a picture of two massive cocks so I guess the censors aren't robust enough"
@JonathanPieNews Avatar @JonathanPieNews on X 2025-07-29 12:03:11 UTC 566.3K followers, 52.9K engagements

"You've very possibly fucked the trial up now. Well done. Hope the attention was worth it"
@JonathanPieNews Avatar @JonathanPieNews on X 2025-07-23 20:12:32 UTC 566.3K followers, 444.4K engagements

"Every now and then I'm reminded there are grown men out there who think Andrew Tate is worth listening to. Other than Andrew Tate himself I mean. Depressing"
@JonathanPieNews Avatar @JonathanPieNews on X 2025-07-29 11:49:25 UTC 566.3K followers, 116.3K engagements

"As The Foreign Secretary at the time of the leak how did you not know of it What exactly are you shocked about"
@JonathanPieNews Avatar @JonathanPieNews on X 2025-07-16 10:13:24 UTC 566.3K followers, 614.8K engagements

"Royal assent was given to the act in 2023. It was always going to be implemented no matter which government was in power"
@JonathanPieNews Avatar @JonathanPieNews on X 2025-07-26 15:22:43 UTC 566.3K followers, 67.2K engagements

"That awkward moment when someone slags off one of your mates in front of you and you know theyre bound to hear about it"
@JonathanPieNews Avatar @JonathanPieNews on X 2025-07-28 16:49:41 UTC 566.3K followers, 58.1K engagements

"Yes let's replace human beings working to pay their bills with the fucking tin man"
@JonathanPieNews Avatar @JonathanPieNews on X 2025-07-23 17:27:43 UTC 566.3K followers, 46.7K engagements

"I'm not saying they are blameless only that they are not entirely to blame is all"
@JonathanPieNews Avatar @JonathanPieNews on X 2025-07-26 15:26:10 UTC 566.3K followers, 50.1K engagements

".and if they didn't already know they will now"
@JonathanPieNews Avatar @JonathanPieNews on X 2025-07-26 15:29:35 UTC 566.3K followers, 48.1K engagements

"It means someone in the White House was sitting there with their head in their hands thinking: "Oh Christ get him off that fucking laptop.""
@JonathanPieNews Avatar @JonathanPieNews on X 2025-07-21 10:33:08 UTC 566.3K followers, 51.1K engagements

"At XX I was playing Sonic the Hedgehog. XX year olds are legally defined in UK law as children. But hey when the country (and in fact the entire world) is going to Hell in a handcart giving children the vote is the least of our worries right now"
@JonathanPieNews Avatar @JonathanPieNews on X 2025-07-17 11:18:03 UTC 566.3K followers, 1M engagements

"For those complaining about Labour bringing in the Online Safety Act I would just like to remind you all that it was David Cameron who opened the door to this particular piece of legislation back in 2013"
@JonathanPieNews Avatar @JonathanPieNews on X 2025-07-26 15:18:27 UTC 566.3K followers, 291.6K engagements

""You haven't been working you've been doing your stupid memes and just fucking around." Accurate"
@JonathanPieNews Avatar @JonathanPieNews on X 2025-07-24 11:48:00 UTC 566.3K followers, 66.5K engagements

"My new favourite thing on this website is the sudden influx of Hey Grok is this true Bros underneath every fucking post"
@JonathanPieNews Avatar @JonathanPieNews on X 2025-07-19 10:52:40 UTC 566.3K followers, 115.3K engagements

"Yes. Ozzy Osbourne a heavy metal rock star who once confessed to taking LSD almost every day across the course of two years. It was the vaccine that killed him. You tit"
@JonathanPieNews Avatar @JonathanPieNews on X 2025-07-23 12:46:05 UTC 566.3K followers, 129.3K engagements

"I hate it when people delete their ridiculous nonsense once it's been pointed out to them enough times that it was indeed ridiculous nonsense. It's not sportsmanlike"
@JonathanPieNews Avatar @JonathanPieNews on X 2025-07-24 11:47:43 UTC 566.3K followers, 26.8K engagements

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