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[@helen](/creator/twitter/helen)
"tell ur wife ur working late. buy coldplay tickets. take ur secret girlfriend. order the jumbo dog rare. sing along to yellow. have a cold pint. have two. get caught. duck out. speed home. tell ur wife it was just AI. beg for mercy. feel the cold barrel of a gun against ur temple"  
![@helen Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::375240990.png) [@helen](/creator/x/helen) on [X](/post/tweet/1945992499492970568) 2025-07-17 23:42:21 UTC 149.8K followers, 132.4K engagements


"the concept of knowing there is currently a labubu on karl marx's grave"  
![@helen Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::375240990.png) [@helen](/creator/x/helen) on [X](/post/tweet/1947470973609165073) 2025-07-22 01:37:17 UTC 149.8K followers, 10.8M engagements


"at tesla diner trying to decide between the based burger with extra reddit sauce and a side of epic bacon or the hot doge with XXX fries covered in random sauce. anti-woke water is on tap"  
![@helen Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::375240990.png) [@helen](/creator/x/helen) on [X](/post/tweet/1948111235725336878) 2025-07-23 20:01:27 UTC 149.8K followers, 135.2K engagements


"@crawf34 getting incinerated by the robot waiter"  
![@helen Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::375240990.png) [@helen](/creator/x/helen) on [X](/post/tweet/1948112982778802270) 2025-07-23 20:08:23 UTC 149.8K followers, 1072 engagements