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[@HoboNarcanner](/creator/twitter/HoboNarcanner)
"@umamusume_eng I got three Satono diamonds and had to mercy roll a kitasan How cooked am I chat"  
![@HoboNarcanner Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::365441204.png) [@HoboNarcanner](/creator/x/HoboNarcanner) on [X](/post/tweet/1945618075530698960) 2025-07-16 22:54:31 UTC XXX followers, 14.9K engagements


"Microplastics No we go hard. Macroplastics. You're afraid of eating something you microwaved in Tupperware I just eat Tupperware. I rip the top off the water bottle with my bare teeth and gnaw on it like my ancestors gnawed on giant ground sloth bones. I'm built different"  
![@HoboNarcanner Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::365441204.png) [@HoboNarcanner](/creator/x/HoboNarcanner) on [X](/post/tweet/1947362538393317473) 2025-07-21 18:26:24 UTC XXX followers, XXX engagements