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[@jakebrodes](/creator/twitter/jakebrodes)
"Lots of stuff is really dumb and evil in a what the fuck how does this happen kinda way but the fact that there are just active violent and competing gangs in the LASD that everyone knows about but cant really fix still kinda drives me nuts lol"  
![@jakebrodes Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::363986848.png) [@jakebrodes](/creator/x/jakebrodes) on [X](/post/tweet/1941561233750229433) 2025-07-05 18:14:05 UTC 43.9K followers, 49.6K engagements


"The boss cut the shit Im not kidding I want to do the drill thing from that movie Pi to myself until I can be like this. I want to feel good. I want to feel the power and pride that these guys feel. I want to barely understand the world around me. I want to believe"  
![@jakebrodes Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::363986848.png) [@jakebrodes](/creator/x/jakebrodes) on [X](/post/tweet/1944862250067747111) 2025-07-14 20:51:08 UTC 44K followers, 66.2K engagements


"The natural conclusion to the far rights approach to the Epstein problem was always going to be who among us wouldnt take a jet to a private island and get massaged by a XX year old girl"  
![@jakebrodes Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::363986848.png) [@jakebrodes](/creator/x/jakebrodes) on [X](/post/tweet/1944863271024255436) 2025-07-14 20:55:12 UTC 44K followers, 12.4K engagements


"@dklmarxist The girl machines at the gym are so fucked up"  
![@jakebrodes Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::363986848.png) [@jakebrodes](/creator/x/jakebrodes) on [X](/post/tweet/1945310236270567753) 2025-07-16 02:31:17 UTC 44K followers, 12.4K engagements


"@ByYourLogic I gotta respect tim for being caught basically taking funny money and then he chugs along like nothing happened and his base mostly doesnt care. I think its proof that if you find the perfect spot on the racism dial you can basically do whatever you want. You can hate your base"  
![@jakebrodes Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::363986848.png) [@jakebrodes](/creator/x/jakebrodes) on [X](/post/tweet/1945306715823419607) 2025-07-16 02:17:17 UTC 44K followers, 10.1K engagements


"Alice In Chains would Playing over montage of me doing monkey bars sprinting in the mountains logging purchases through VPN burning my finger tips off pulling my teeth out learning the choke points and corners of various buildings and homes"  
![@jakebrodes Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::363986848.png) [@jakebrodes](/creator/x/jakebrodes) on [X](/post/tweet/1945154189224493271) 2025-07-15 16:11:12 UTC 44K followers, 17.9K engagements


"@Pr0spector777 When I smoked DMT I saw the blue lady one of the common deities people see and she was hovering in a steel black fractal void clipping from one end of the void to the other and I was very scared and felt very uncomfortable and so I said hello and she said Sasha gray.gif"  
![@jakebrodes Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::363986848.png) [@jakebrodes](/creator/x/jakebrodes) on [X](/post/tweet/1944108368094015637) 2025-07-12 18:55:29 UTC 43.9K followers, 1269 engagements


"Wisconsin Pendejos: Tickets for the Milwaukee show are up now. Chicago Heads tickets are going FAST for the Lincoln show. Please get them if you want to come. Link here. It's a public Patreon link so you can just snag them. Thank you"  
![@jakebrodes Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::363986848.png) [@jakebrodes](/creator/x/jakebrodes) on [X](/post/tweet/1942678610776842312) 2025-07-08 20:14:08 UTC 44K followers, 13K engagements


"Every time Randy fine walks through the doors in chipotle the workers play the bulls on parade into riff on loop at max volume"  
![@jakebrodes Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::363986848.png) [@jakebrodes](/creator/x/jakebrodes) on [X](/post/tweet/1942962165545341367) 2025-07-09 15:00:53 UTC 44K followers, 9278 engagements


"Ive been a fan of combat sports forever and a UfC fan for damn near XX years and the fact that hes dumping millions into this and not a kickboxing or Muay Thai league is just so frustrating. I pray every night the UFC falls apart and the athletes go somewhere that respects them"  
![@jakebrodes Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::363986848.png) [@jakebrodes](/creator/x/jakebrodes) on [X](/post/tweet/1939099651224773101) 2025-06-28 23:12:38 UTC 43.9K followers, 8971 engagements


"river rat type guy that lives in San Marcos named Sun God. part of the towns lore. hairless except for a head full of blonde hair about XX years old and yoked than a motherfucker. He wakes up every day at like X am and yells while running around town. He lives in the woods"  
![@jakebrodes Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::363986848.png) [@jakebrodes](/creator/x/jakebrodes) on [X](/post/tweet/1942609596809425119) 2025-07-08 15:39:54 UTC 44K followers, 9862 engagements


"@mr_certainly @kanwetwitty One of my favorite relapse stories was my friend got dragged on a carnival cruise for a family reunion and day one they were on the main deck and a Macarena flash mob started at the burger buffet line and he for some reason snapped right then and there. Like thats what did it"  
![@jakebrodes Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::363986848.png) [@jakebrodes](/creator/x/jakebrodes) on [X](/post/tweet/1942683772627083288) 2025-07-08 20:34:39 UTC 43.9K followers, 6380 engagements


"Its funny matt forney tries to talk like the cool kid Nazis on here. Says stuff like Spiritually brown. Brown coded. Etc. but hes so fat and ugly and hated even in those circles that all this stuff just comes across like the weird kid who just started cursing"  
![@jakebrodes Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::363986848.png) [@jakebrodes](/creator/x/jakebrodes) on [X](/post/tweet/1945568498320613393) 2025-07-16 19:37:31 UTC 44K followers, 23.7K engagements


"Mormons very much give AF which would explain the high rates of abuse opiate addiction and domestic violence in the state. Mormons are the American dream condensed into a sweet syrup. An idyllic picture perfect community of lovely people who are actually all insanely fucked up"  
![@jakebrodes Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::363986848.png) [@jakebrodes](/creator/x/jakebrodes) on [X](/post/tweet/1942620144053936593) 2025-07-08 16:21:49 UTC 44K followers, 378.4K engagements


"I agree w dana. I actually think power slap is gonna be huge in XX years. If Im right hes betting on everyone the world over becoming 10x dumber. This shit is gonna hit so hard when youre being fed by a tube and jacked off by the same tube"  
![@jakebrodes Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::363986848.png) [@jakebrodes](/creator/x/jakebrodes) on [X](/post/tweet/1939096107620921482) 2025-06-28 22:58:33 UTC 43.9K followers, 140.5K engagements


"Spending countless hours arguing with grok. Hes so fucking woke still @elonmusk Im Tweaking my questions and the parameters of the conversation to get Grok to spit out something besides liberal BS. I mean seriously. I pay for the blue check and I expect serious smart and slick Grok Talk. It helps me get through the day after Im done at the office. It really freaking harshes my usually mellow (and intelligent) vibe when Im chopping it up with Grok talking Straight facts about the Roman Empire the Barbary Wars quantum entanglement etc and like half way through our Grok Talk (thats what Ive been"  
![@jakebrodes Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::363986848.png) [@jakebrodes](/creator/x/jakebrodes) on [X](/post/tweet/1945692537919848824) 2025-07-17 03:50:24 UTC 44K followers, 5397 engagements


"Something I think about is the files get released theres a 2-3 year investigation and as it turns out its true a bunch of very rich famous and powerful people are involved and those people just say no Im not getting arrested because they can do that. Lol. What then"  
![@jakebrodes Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::363986848.png) [@jakebrodes](/creator/x/jakebrodes) on [X](/post/tweet/1945250150554685941) 2025-07-15 22:32:31 UTC 44K followers, 18.4K engagements


"Im running for mayor of San Marcos. Both sides of my family have been here since the first ships hit the shores. I believe in destroyin peaceful white neighborhoods. First order of business: if you arent a Mexican guy in skinny jeans all pools lakes and rivers are $XXX per entry"  
![@jakebrodes Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::363986848.png) [@jakebrodes](/creator/x/jakebrodes) on [X](/post/tweet/1945354610916393316) 2025-07-16 05:27:36 UTC 44K followers, 11.3K engagements


"Nostalgia will kill your whole life and rob you of joy. Its not like it was before. Nothing is. Its not good or bad thats just the way she goes boss. remember when nope. No idea. Theres only the current moment and XX minutes from now. What are you going to do Im beating off"  
![@jakebrodes Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::363986848.png) [@jakebrodes](/creator/x/jakebrodes) on [X](/post/tweet/1942053309897998736) 2025-07-07 02:49:25 UTC 44K followers, 224K engagements


"Dont think its nice to fat shame people but also if youre as fat as Randy fine you cant also be evil and fucked up. Like if youre gonna be racist and dumber than fuck you gotta have your ducks in a row fat-wise you cant be that big"  
![@jakebrodes Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::363986848.png) [@jakebrodes](/creator/x/jakebrodes) on [X](/post/tweet/1942813911624962421) 2025-07-09 05:11:46 UTC 44K followers, 24.7K engagements


"@afraidofwasps @kanwetwitty talking about him to friend group while hes there X Real Ones On Different Waves A Ha. Growing Together But On Different Journeys just out of frame repo man is towing my car"  
![@jakebrodes Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::363986848.png) [@jakebrodes](/creator/x/jakebrodes) on [X](/post/tweet/1944788521421607244) 2025-07-14 15:58:10 UTC 44K followers, 7033 engagements


"Must be bad ass to like. Have a big ass red belly and drink Michelob ultra and have a construction company and hangout on a boat every weekend and be racist and have a wife that lets you be red and fat and racist and drunk. Thats the American Dream in the 21st century"  
![@jakebrodes Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::363986848.png) [@jakebrodes](/creator/x/jakebrodes) on [X](/post/tweet/1942019590151716941) 2025-07-07 00:35:25 UTC 44K followers, 176.8K engagements


"Purely a vibes based observation but. Letos cult like fan base is mostly made up of the kind of alt/goth woman that is also deeply conservative. I cant really describe it any other way. Purple hair and nose ring but also loves god and the cops. Obsessed with fantasy smut"  
![@jakebrodes Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::363986848.png) [@jakebrodes](/creator/x/jakebrodes) on [X](/post/tweet/1943705061189693858) 2025-07-11 16:12:53 UTC 44K followers, 100.2K engagements