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[@SafferTheGaffer](/creator/twitter/SafferTheGaffer)
"This appears to be @sainsburys in Eltham London. If this is your child you havent just failed as a parent. Youve failed as a human"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SafferTheGaffer/status/1979531067963883816) [@SafferTheGaffer](/creator/x/SafferTheGaffer) 2025-10-18T12:52Z 24.2K followers, 18.9K engagements


"Double trouble here arent interested in the visitors on the inside. Theyre laser focused on the visitor on the outside😂 Jokes aside Im so proud to bring up my daughter to understand that animals are here with us not for us🫶🏽 #AnimalsCount ❤"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SafferTheGaffer/status/1979588297686212747) [@SafferTheGaffer](/creator/x/SafferTheGaffer) 2025-10-18T16:40Z 24.2K followers, 4915 engagements


"Dear firework c*nts Thanks for terrorising wildlife & animals giving half of us anxiety oh and a special thank you for turning my normally happy confident toddler into a twitching ball of tears. Cheers👍🏽"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SafferTheGaffer/status/1979974522536116346) [@SafferTheGaffer](/creator/x/SafferTheGaffer) 2025-10-19T18:14Z 24.2K followers, 37.9K engagements


"I need everybody to stay calm I dont normally dish out junk food. This is a very rare treat For your viewing pleasure a fox with a chelsea bun🧁😂🦊❤"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SafferTheGaffer/status/1762888427098259680) [@SafferTheGaffer](/creator/x/SafferTheGaffer) 2024-02-28T17:12Z 24.2K followers, 17.4K engagements


"I was there last night. Other rescuers are there tonight. EcoLab just turned up theyve pulled out rifles theyre going to shoot"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SafferTheGaffer/status/1956077530349494693) [@SafferTheGaffer](/creator/x/SafferTheGaffer) 2025-08-14T19:36Z 24.2K followers, 8365 engagements


"CODE RED Despite trying to negotiate with The Range they have deliberately trapped in birds behind this metal shutter to die. Weve offered volunteers to usher them out. Another EcoLab botch job🤬 Its a billion degrees today & this is completely illegal. #AnimalCruelty 🥵"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SafferTheGaffer/status/1955242124057739627) [@SafferTheGaffer](/creator/x/SafferTheGaffer) 2025-08-12T12:17Z 24.2K followers, 16.4K engagements


"@JoyceSande57564 I dont need thanks I absolutely love knowing they all go to bed with a full belly & not suffering with an aching empty belly. Thats all I need"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SafferTheGaffer/status/1979977200561541270) [@SafferTheGaffer](/creator/x/SafferTheGaffer) 2025-10-19T18:25Z 24.2K followers, XX engagements