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[@prodnose](/creator/twitter/prodnose)
"The handball decision in the Ireland game was outrageous. VAR has diminished football. It has degraded football. It has humiliated football. The anonymous suits in control of football couldn't like that more"  
[X Link](https://x.com/prodnose/status/1977107303485915585) [@prodnose](/creator/x/prodnose) 2025-10-11T20:21Z 477.2K followers, 104.9K engagements


"OK. England have qualified (from a pretty piss poor group) but they have qualified well and early. So this means we won't need any more dreadful international breaks for their remaining games. Right Right"  
[X Link](https://x.com/prodnose/status/1978203802973958310) [@prodnose](/creator/x/prodnose) 2025-10-14T20:58Z 477.2K followers, 24.1K engagements


"98% of London police stations are to knock off early soon. The Fire service are expected to follow suit not wishing to be bothered after 10pm or during any of next year's World Cup matches"  
[X Link](https://x.com/prodnose/status/1978527359423730054) [@prodnose](/creator/x/prodnose) 2025-10-15T18:24Z 477.2K followers, 47.2K engagements


"I do hope this England game isn't going to be another dull drawn out 1-0 where pundits afterwards excuse it by saying "They got the result and that's all that matters" Because it's not. There are people watching it. We count too. #LVAENG"  
[X Link](https://x.com/prodnose/status/1978170890429853937) [@prodnose](/creator/x/prodnose) 2025-10-14T18:47Z 477.2K followers, 26.5K engagements


"Christiano Ronaldo at age XX has just become the oldest player to score in a World Cup qualifier. #PORHUN"  
[X Link](https://x.com/prodnose/status/1978178668787626420) [@prodnose](/creator/x/prodnose) 2025-10-14T19:18Z 477.2K followers, 25.9K engagements


"Lee Dixon's tone on that Harry Kane goal was of a judge at a sheepdog trail noting a certain dog had done very well. Never a drop of emotion in his commentary hoping his cold detachment will be interpreted as analysis. Liven up mate. #LVAENG"  
[X Link](https://x.com/prodnose/status/1978182358927823088) [@prodnose](/creator/x/prodnose) 2025-10-14T19:33Z 477.2K followers, 38.3K engagements


"We've come a long way from Danny Kaye at The Palladium haven't"  
[X Link](https://x.com/prodnose/status/1978753460758524087) [@prodnose](/creator/x/prodnose) 2025-10-16T09:22Z 477.2K followers, 36.1K engagements


"Anyone else voluntarily giving up all their titles Poor sleazy old Prince Andrew eh Must feel weird to wake up in the morning title-less. (Spurs exempt from this worry)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/prodnose/status/1979258016806371703) [@prodnose](/creator/x/prodnose) 2025-10-17T18:47Z 477.2K followers, 39.1K engagements


"Everyone is cheered by Cape Verde qualifying for The World Cup. Yet they are by population far from being historically the smallest nation represented. Iceland - population 340000 - hold that title. Oh and they just equalised against France too"  
[X Link](https://x.com/prodnose/status/1977831799238881710) [@prodnose](/creator/x/prodnose) 2025-10-13T20:20Z 477.2K followers, 31.8K engagements


"England have now qualified for the 2026 World Cup where they will play Cape Verde in their opening game on June 22nd"  
[X Link](https://x.com/prodnose/status/1978177446345080946) [@prodnose](/creator/x/prodnose) 2025-10-14T19:13Z 477.2K followers, 38.1K engagements


"You have to wonder who are in charge at TV football coverage production offices. Do they not experience games like the rest of us How come the dreadful boilerplate observations of their commentary teams are judged by them as shrewd insight Game after game after game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/prodnose/status/1978193346397909462) [@prodnose](/creator/x/prodnose) 2025-10-14T20:17Z 477.2K followers, 30.6K engagements


"England supporters have GOT to come up with some original songs. Singing "God Save The King" is desperate stuff. Perhaps Millwall could loan them our "No One Likes Us We Don't Care""  
[X Link](https://x.com/prodnose/status/1978198363670540651) [@prodnose](/creator/x/prodnose) 2025-10-14T20:36Z 477.2K followers, 32.1K engagements


"I paid XXXX to watch Germany v Luxembourg. XX minutes gone and I am currently getting my money's worth of goals. 3-0. X quid X goals with dozens more to come"  
[X Link](https://x.com/prodnose/status/1976727271697232026) [@prodnose](/creator/x/prodnose) 2025-10-10T19:11Z 477.2K followers, 30K engagements


"I have taken to repeating Lee Dixon's observations in the voice Windsor Davis adopted to any pronouncement by La Di Dah Gunner Graham"  
[X Link](https://x.com/prodnose/status/1978195566036156717) [@prodnose](/creator/x/prodnose) 2025-10-14T20:25Z 477.2K followers, 25.6K engagements


"If I fail to pay the charge for using the Blackwall Tunnel within XX days it gets doubled automatically"  
[X Link](https://x.com/prodnose/status/1978522637618876627) [@prodnose](/creator/x/prodnose) 2025-10-15T18:05Z 477.2K followers, 779.3K engagements


"No football follower I know can just scroll past these old teleprinter posts. You just HAVE to wait to see if your side did OK. This one includes the famous fixture of East Fife v Forfar fixture though sadly not the 4-5 result"  
[X Link](https://x.com/prodnose/status/1980004384902668613) [@prodnose](/creator/x/prodnose) 2025-10-19T20:13Z 477.2K followers, 58.8K engagements