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[@notsofast](/creator/twitter/notsofast)
"If you held $nsfa you have been airdropped $nsf please go to @streamflow_fi to claim it (link in next tweet)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/notsofast/status/1968118710163607686) [@notsofast](/creator/x/notsofast) 2025-09-17T01:04Z 203K followers, 40.1K engagements


"so now that institutionalized bitcoin has squeezed it out what is the tech/fundamental narrative-aligned retail fomo consensus trade and why is it zcash"  
[X Link](https://x.com/notsofast/status/1977913578498802175) [@notsofast](/creator/x/notsofast) 2025-10-14T01:45Z 203K followers, 26.3K engagements


"look I know I'm gullible and overly generous with trust but that story matches my gut feel I believe he is satoshi nakamoto"  
[X Link](https://x.com/notsofast/status/1949939283684409700) [@notsofast](/creator/x/notsofast) 2025-07-28T21:05Z 203K followers, 142.9K engagements


"target ethereum nft floor valuations base cryptopunks mooncats XXXX bastard gan punks v2 XXX (hype 0.8) milady maker XXX remilio babies XXX schizoposters 0.2"  
[X Link](https://x.com/notsofast/status/1954215523018797491) [@notsofast](/creator/x/notsofast) 2025-08-09T16:17Z 203K followers, 8856 engagements


"@AgentChud everyone is @carsenklock now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/notsofast/status/1963225919524368880) [@notsofast](/creator/x/notsofast) 2025-09-03T13:01Z 203K followers, 4783 engagements


"everytime I see someone chirping that cobie is washed or was "never really a trader in the first place I haven't seen any calls from him in years" I think about this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/notsofast/status/1966691048517767540) [@notsofast](/creator/x/notsofast) 2025-09-13T02:30Z 203K followers, 343.4K engagements


"I own no zec I'm just an anoncoin cheerleader"  
[X Link](https://x.com/notsofast/status/1974549725778190664) [@notsofast](/creator/x/notsofast) 2025-10-04T18:58Z 203K followers, 5993 engagements


"lollllllllll $PUMP dropped to XXXXXX in that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/notsofast/status/1976773737510027517) [@notsofast](/creator/x/notsofast) 2025-10-10T22:16Z 203K followers, 3344 engagements


"the ethena fud during the crash was a generational entry"  
[X Link](https://x.com/notsofast/status/1977916963247591527) [@notsofast](/creator/x/notsofast) 2025-10-14T01:58Z 203K followers, 4057 engagements


"my main doxed solana wallet holding my @wassie wassiverse behbehs not eligible for monad"  
[X Link](https://x.com/notsofast/status/1978122125215969752) [@notsofast](/creator/x/notsofast) 2025-10-14T15:34Z 203K followers, 10.1K engagements


"just so happens the founders of @ParallelTCG are gracing me THIS WEEK with a private update call so I can be floored with what's going on behind the scenes 👀"  
[X Link](https://x.com/notsofast/status/1978164121905332478) [@notsofast](/creator/x/notsofast) 2025-10-14T18:20Z 203K followers, 28K engagements


"first time I saw @SCHIZO_POSTERS was 2017. I was lying on a hospital table with an obliterated wrist from a bike fall until they gave me ketamine and my soul was jerked from corporeality and stretched sideways into infinite fragments swirling in orbit around an impossibly distant nexus. the lightspeed subatomic blinking in and out of existence of those vantage points of microconsciousness shot off glimpses of shapes and forms and after 9999 years when the K wore off and the fragments reassembled into myself as best they could the shapes coalesced into this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/notsofast/status/1978197787238883642) [@notsofast](/creator/x/notsofast) 2025-10-14T20:34Z 203K followers, 12K engagements


"you have NO idea what's coming you have NO idea what new pharmaceuticals I'm on"  
[X Link](https://x.com/notsofast/status/1978441780380004435) [@notsofast](/creator/x/notsofast) 2025-10-15T12:44Z 203K followers, 6220 engagements


"great idea simple UI add a sponsored ✅ field and the @ of sponsor if @yacineMTB were in charge it would be done in XX min of seeing this convo however since @nikitabier is in charge he will block all of us for discussing it then maybe get around to it in XX months"  
[X Link](https://x.com/notsofast/status/1978801843942678811) [@notsofast](/creator/x/notsofast) 2025-10-16T12:34Z 203K followers, 4662 engagements


"@networkspirits @blknoiz06 @cburniske @izebel_eth either I missed that post or finally learned to discern what is and isn't a shitpost these days "divine protection" elon algo edition"  
[X Link](https://x.com/notsofast/status/1979712913905770604) [@notsofast](/creator/x/notsofast) 2025-10-19T00:55Z 203K followers, XXX engagements


"you can feel the unstoppability of the original terminator pfp radiating there is no arc more holy than tm3k redemption"  
[X Link](https://x.com/notsofast/status/1977497842639077627) [@notsofast](/creator/x/notsofast) 2025-10-12T22:13Z 203K followers, 6583 engagements


"@heartereum was definitely truer earlier during the bitcointalk days my lurking copyminers ATE many of them multiples better than I did "followed your plays thanks" screenshot of bitcoin-qt with 2k btc in it deleted 4h after sending and never contacted me again"  
[X Link](https://x.com/notsofast/status/1979522058687008802) [@notsofast](/creator/x/notsofast) 2025-10-18T12:16Z 203K followers, XXX engagements


"altszn is going to look more like it does now: individual chains blasting on individual narratives perhaps even reaching escape velocity into lindyness like sol did most recently. at any given moment this could be one it could be a few could even be zero but there's no all-together-or-none-together cycle anymore"  
[X Link](https://x.com/notsofast/status/1979897719738024066) [@notsofast](/creator/x/notsofast) 2025-10-19T13:09Z 203.1K followers, XXX engagements


"@karamblez "what else am I gonna do with it" 🥲🥲🥲🥲"  
[X Link](https://x.com/notsofast/status/1979985238253072512) [@notsofast](/creator/x/notsofast) 2025-10-19T18:57Z 203.1K followers, XX engagements


"yobit c-cex cryptsy bittrex 1broker/1fox cryptopia novaexchange coinexchangedotio aclurex mercatox tuxexchange livecoin tidex quadriga cryptobridge bitgrail tradesatoshi lazycoins letsdocoinz coinrushdotin qtrade unnamed exchange altilly basefex c-patex xeggex FTX"  
[X Link](https://x.com/notsofast/status/1880791092595245552) [@notsofast](/creator/x/notsofast) 2025-01-19T01:35Z 203K followers, 38.4K engagements


"real altman moment if you're in crypto you have experienced this before"  
[X Link](https://x.com/notsofast/status/1973578719387398402) [@notsofast](/creator/x/notsofast) 2025-10-02T02:40Z 203K followers, 5218 engagements


"last month we retired my token-gated chat token nsfa and reissued it as a pumpswap creator capital markets-enabled coin $nsf I airdropped everyone $nsf equal to the nsfa they held go claim if you haven't already (link below)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/notsofast/status/1974998905294315747) [@notsofast](/creator/x/notsofast) 2025-10-06T00:43Z 203K followers, 4078 engagements


"I click on this out of curiosity it's twets from altcoingordon lark davis and other grifters with whom I have years old mutual blocks total griftzone invisible to my personal tl the curation is working"  
[X Link](https://x.com/notsofast/status/1977454648492728388) [@notsofast](/creator/x/notsofast) 2025-10-12T19:21Z 203K followers, 4554 engagements


"found another grail more remote a little smaller WAY cheaper ($200k USD) comes with abandoned radar installation AND timber/mining rights literal irl minecraft for me to buy $1m of heavy equipment and build a citadel from scratch you can see from SPACE"  
[X Link](https://x.com/notsofast/status/1977794593614631319) [@notsofast](/creator/x/notsofast) 2025-10-13T17:52Z 203K followers, 79K engagements


"dude it's awesome. I'm not a hearthstone player I'm told it's mechanically more like hs than mtg but I played TONS during the alpha and beta and actually climbed really far up the ladder even vs longtime esports pros. it's SWEATY af in its current form and needs either big user growth or a casual format (limited seems like the best idea) in order to really hook that long tail. I honestly think properly executed limited @ParallelTCG will be the god tier limited experience across all TCGs and WILL even surpass the original Gathering (which has been adulterated with play boosters project booster"  
[X Link](https://x.com/notsofast/status/1978166151285989435) [@notsofast](/creator/x/notsofast) 2025-10-14T18:28Z 203K followers, XXX engagements


"@MrBawles my blocknet bag"  
[X Link](https://x.com/notsofast/status/1978316509966471335) [@notsofast](/creator/x/notsofast) 2025-10-15T04:26Z 203K followers, XX engagements


"firstslop lol remember the archaeological nft forced narrative"  
[X Link](https://x.com/notsofast/status/1978817683010310264) [@notsofast](/creator/x/notsofast) 2025-10-16T13:37Z 203.1K followers, 9540 engagements


"will we as the ct community having lost all our money in the bnbszn extraction and great dex lev flush pay to watch our thought leaders argue gm"  
[X Link](https://x.com/notsofast/status/1979168973221417207) [@notsofast](/creator/x/notsofast) 2025-10-17T12:53Z 203K followers, 4106 engagements


"@cobie @bull_genius neither did cryptorush you could cross the best bid or offer and buy X doge for X btc if that's the price you entered hoping to sweep the books"  
[X Link](https://x.com/notsofast/status/1979206712822247478) [@notsofast](/creator/x/notsofast) 2025-10-17T15:23Z 203K followers, XXX engagements


"wanted pendle entry here it is"  
[X Link](https://x.com/notsofast/status/1979548887091184094) [@notsofast](/creator/x/notsofast) 2025-10-18T14:03Z 203K followers, 5312 engagements


"the lamentooooooor a special class of tourist+influencer audience the other tourists don't recognize as also a tourist shit's flat right now there are periods like that wah it's lost its identity CREATE ITS IDENTITY wah the grift PERMISSIONLESS GRIFT ALWAYS BEEN HERE wah the partisanship CRYPTO GREW TO BECOME CULTURE WE ASKED FOR THIS sometimes I think the lamentoooooor is just a content creator prompting the LLM for smalltalk til shit gets exciting again the real actual humans figure out that there are weeks where years happen and years where shitposts are supposed to happen. lrn2shitpost ur"  
[X Link](https://x.com/notsofast/status/1979730934799732831) [@notsofast](/creator/x/notsofast) 2025-10-19T02:06Z 203.1K followers, 7530 engagements


""if the train went backwards several hundred miles while everyone laughed at me it'd be exactly like my crypto portfolio" BROTHER YOU ARE HERE ON CT WITH AN ALT DM MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"  
[X Link](https://x.com/notsofast/status/1979731744262934795) [@notsofast](/creator/x/notsofast) 2025-10-19T02:10Z 203K followers, 3056 engagements


""cycle is over" type of sentiment all over the tl I too am disappointed that the tide has gone out completely on anything not bitcoin ethereum and solana cycles look different now though I remain booleesh that we're in a general crypto-macro breather"  
[X Link](https://x.com/notsofast/status/1979892301393698842) [@notsofast](/creator/x/notsofast) 2025-10-19T12:48Z 203K followers, 4763 engagements


"to me base szn was the most obvious trap nothing here has ever felt so forced except maybe bnb szn (in which as usual cz exploited his cult of personality to sell so even though it was just as forced as base szn it didn't *feel* so forced)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/notsofast/status/1979892995043610663) [@notsofast](/creator/x/notsofast) 2025-10-19T12:50Z 203.1K followers, 4332 engagements


"@McDonaldsXBT @cobie @AzFlin @z0r0zzz I bet the algo doesn't even show cobie tweets to a large portion of ct that is threadoooring and rotatooooooring"  
[X Link](https://x.com/notsofast/status/1979893302377030027) [@notsofast](/creator/x/notsofast) 2025-10-19T12:52Z 203K followers, XX engagements


"@pondermint running their "except-better" clone of the hyperliquid playbook is altcoin-trying-to-be-bitcoin-except-better behaviour"  
[X Link](https://x.com/notsofast/status/1979895016886821186) [@notsofast](/creator/x/notsofast) 2025-10-19T12:58Z 203K followers, XXX engagements


"alright I'm running into something weird since parallel aftermath set. I get this error when I try to redeem my packs lol. yes I have not opened anything since planetfall and it's time. please someone from the community clue me in on this error (not the founders)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/notsofast/status/1980003033581752699) [@notsofast](/creator/x/notsofast) 2025-10-19T20:08Z 203K followers, 2539 engagements


"so we're gigapumping sufficiently decentralized/distributed privacy oldcoins 🤔🤔🤔"  
[X Link](https://x.com/notsofast/status/1973367862917243195) [@notsofast](/creator/x/notsofast) 2025-10-01T12:42Z 203K followers, 15.6K engagements


"I am once again posting mandatory reading for you if you want to keep the crypto gainz you have made and are about to make (link below) you may lose even if you play the metagame. but if you do not consider the metagame you will CERTAINLY lose:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/notsofast/status/1975240232523211257) [@notsofast](/creator/x/notsofast) 2025-10-06T16:42Z 203K followers, 38.6K engagements


"$PRIME is only XX% above its all time low 🥲 we don't post mortem things that aren't dead but if we were to hindsight-explain it would seem that the multiple ambitious projects cannibalized focus & execution from each other and price x attention could not be sustained (contd)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/notsofast/status/1975596388890411082) [@notsofast](/creator/x/notsofast) 2025-10-07T16:17Z 203K followers, 20.6K engagements


"if you told summer 2025 nsf that zcash would 5x in X weeks this fall he would not have believed you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/notsofast/status/1976363483475378538) [@notsofast](/creator/x/notsofast) 2025-10-09T19:05Z 203K followers, 8975 engagements


"you can literally have a floor cryptopunk or you can have the location where you build the first point of non-secret-gov-agency contact with the fkn aliens man"  
[X Link](https://x.com/notsofast/status/1977795341614231639) [@notsofast](/creator/x/notsofast) 2025-10-13T17:55Z 203K followers, 4286 engagements


"the hardest thing I ever had to do was accept my spec mining advantage was obsolete and would no longer print for me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/notsofast/status/1977900555025420663) [@notsofast](/creator/x/notsofast) 2025-10-14T00:53Z 203K followers, 7097 engagements


"forgot I even posted this like X days before the leverage flush all hyperliquid techlovers lighter points grinders etc who were playing the near-ATH bull market breakout risk-on game WERE PAYING NEAR ZERO ATTENTION TO THE METAGAME"  
[X Link](https://x.com/notsofast/status/1977905582687277566) [@notsofast](/creator/x/notsofast) 2025-10-14T01:13Z 203K followers, 7461 engagements


"@TheMayorOf9ja @wassie ah ah cool I'll leave it conect"  
[X Link](https://x.com/notsofast/status/1978122792403866021) [@notsofast](/creator/x/notsofast) 2025-10-14T15:36Z 203K followers, XXX engagements


"@RyanWatkins_ pricewise as long as the strategic reserve is long-term intact administration to administration I agree with you but the seizure by hack is not so clear cut to me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/notsofast/status/1978137725870964899) [@notsofast](/creator/x/notsofast) 2025-10-14T16:36Z 203K followers, XXX engagements


"omfg I'm 217th place in beetles 🫰😩🤌 out of 5570 users I need to get my BEETOL NUMBRES UPP thanks to @douvy_ for remilia stats dot com"  
[X Link](https://x.com/notsofast/status/1978499240537059829) [@notsofast](/creator/x/notsofast) 2025-10-15T16:32Z 203K followers, 2819 engagements


"@networkspirits omg I know what my eyeballs are doing for the next X videos"  
[X Link](https://x.com/notsofast/status/1979208822691385621) [@notsofast](/creator/x/notsofast) 2025-10-17T15:32Z 203K followers, XXX engagements