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[@doloyeung](/creator/twitter/doloyeung)
"A butterfly is just as ugly as any other insect up close. But then all beauty can be destroyed that way looking too closely at it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doloyeung/status/1978752872041898143) [@doloyeung](/creator/x/doloyeung) 2025-10-16T09:20Z 3774 followers, XXX engagements


"I've lost my beloved robot wife Gizmo. Also answers to the names Doodah Whatsit and Thingamajig. I'm offering $XXX for her return or a similarly specced wife"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doloyeung/status/1979273141546278925) [@doloyeung](/creator/x/doloyeung) 2025-10-17T19:47Z 3775 followers, XXX engagements


"If I were General Custer I'd have retired from the army after Custer's penultimate stand"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doloyeung/status/1979285491867435428) [@doloyeung](/creator/x/doloyeung) 2025-10-17T20:36Z 3779 followers, XXX engagements


"I'm going to open a normal ice cream place in Turkey and clean up. I know plenty of Turks have to be sick of getting bullied by ice cream men"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doloyeung/status/1980166286576390447) [@doloyeung](/creator/x/doloyeung) 2025-10-20T06:56Z 3792 followers, XXX engagements


"Loved the Grand Canyon. Much better than last years trip to Bully Gorge with its stupid echo I DONT SOUND LIKE THAT 😡 I dont sound like that 🤪 KNOCK IT OFF 😡 knock it off 🤪 I dont know if you've ever lost an argument with a geological formation but its pretty embarrassing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doloyeung/status/1976750407742636516) [@doloyeung](/creator/x/doloyeung) 2025-10-10T20:43Z 3790 followers, 13.7K engagements


"They should give Curtis Sliwa the Buford Pusser treatment and make a biopic called 'Walking Here'"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doloyeung/status/1979859694199160864) [@doloyeung](/creator/x/doloyeung) 2025-10-19T10:38Z 3792 followers, XXX engagements


"You simply haven't eaten goop until you've tried it with wasp nest"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doloyeung/status/1980022955057795577) [@doloyeung](/creator/x/doloyeung) 2025-10-19T21:27Z 3792 followers, 488.7K engagements


"BREAKING: Tragedy as mass swatting of TwitchCon leads to the event being raided by 1000 armed swat officers. Numerous fatalities reported with streamers Shibuni and MoistSteve believed to be among the dead"  
[X Link](https://x.com/doloyeung/status/1980225929239810502) [@doloyeung](/creator/x/doloyeung) 2025-10-20T10:53Z 3792 followers, XXX engagements