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[@johnTHEpenguin](/creator/twitter/johnTHEpenguin)
"Forgive me for I have sinned. I gambled on regular milk (lactose intolerant) with my cinnamon toast crunch. i should know as a man in his mind 30s but I've been a moron my whole life. I mean I'm dumb enough to still believe in romantic love so of course I fell for the milk"  
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"Being any kind of religious is incredibly cringe behavior here or at least that's my experience in western Europe. Also the far right should follow their leader"  
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"The only correct answer is Hailey Williams"  
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