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[@FisherTyson](/creator/twitter/FisherTyson)
"Grilling tuna steaks tonight because it's my night to cook and this is the only waterborne animal the kids will eat. I don't know where I went wrong"  
![@FisherTyson Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::2400460326.png) [@FisherTyson](/creator/x/FisherTyson) on [X](/post/tweet/1948177116228665567) 2025-07-24 00:23:14 UTC 1647 followers, XX engagements


"I did the math. If every American donates $1000 we can pay off the national debt just before the sun devours Earth"  
![@FisherTyson Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::2400460326.png) [@FisherTyson](/creator/x/FisherTyson) on [X](/post/tweet/1948823381429641433) 2025-07-25 19:11:16 UTC 1647 followers, XX engagements