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[@offbeatorbit](/creator/twitter/offbeatorbit)
"Bad news for all my haters"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offbeatorbit/status/1797996947481251945) [@offbeatorbit](/creator/x/offbeatorbit) 2024-06-04T14:20Z 93.7K followers, 3.3M engagements


"@disobedientgay @LouSaintJou meanwhile we are both WILLINGLY having this conversation on a platform run by a right-wing racist transphobic megalomaniac. There are plenty of people who can't stomach that and have divested. You have not. Are you a morally repugnant person for that or is it more complicated"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offbeatorbit/status/1977563585737064814) [@offbeatorbit](/creator/x/offbeatorbit) 2025-10-13T02:34Z 93.7K followers, 479.9K engagements


"@SpiderLynk I dont think anyone with sense expects Zohran to topple capitalism. Universal childcare would be a huge material improvement for NYC families especially the working class and working poor. There is no gotcha here"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offbeatorbit/status/1979001790554149214) [@offbeatorbit](/creator/x/offbeatorbit) 2025-10-17T01:49Z 93.7K followers, 8060 engagements


"CHARLI DONT SAY A WORD"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offbeatorbit/status/1979054135522570334) [@offbeatorbit](/creator/x/offbeatorbit) 2025-10-17T05:17Z 93.7K followers, 1.3M engagements


"Im so hormonal that Im about to cry over the beauty of big cats"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offbeatorbit/status/1979080016471158870) [@offbeatorbit](/creator/x/offbeatorbit) 2025-10-17T07:00Z 93.7K followers, 50.4K engagements


"By the way I have terrible news: high quality percale cotton bedding that costs more money than you would ideally spend on bedding is worth every fucking penny. A true investment. Especially if youre a sweaty sleeper. I bought the LL Bean set and my life is different now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offbeatorbit/status/1972704516538540536) [@offbeatorbit](/creator/x/offbeatorbit) 2025-09-29T16:46Z 93.7K followers, 323.9K engagements


"This tracks tbh lol"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offbeatorbit/status/1978975642239549725) [@offbeatorbit](/creator/x/offbeatorbit) 2025-10-17T00:05Z 93.7K followers, 30.5K engagements


"It actually IS wild that Cuomo didnt go to a single mosque as governor"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offbeatorbit/status/1979007547924254832) [@offbeatorbit](/creator/x/offbeatorbit) 2025-10-17T02:12Z 93.7K followers, 5751 engagements


"@emmacathgarcia I think we were in Edinburgh"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offbeatorbit/status/1979023153763385538) [@offbeatorbit](/creator/x/offbeatorbit) 2025-10-17T03:14Z 93.7K followers, XXX engagements


"@wagtail106 Holy shit What a beauty. Were you scared"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offbeatorbit/status/1979085265571299581) [@offbeatorbit](/creator/x/offbeatorbit) 2025-10-17T07:21Z 93.7K followers, XXX engagements


"@disobedientgay @LouSaintJou sorry to hear that but at the end of the day i was watching keaton's one oscar winning role after she diedin a movie that was transformative for the genreand i did it and thought it was good and i still think woody allen is a bad person"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offbeatorbit/status/1977562948584485319) [@offbeatorbit](/creator/x/offbeatorbit) 2025-10-13T02:32Z 93.7K followers, 90.6K engagements


"Look I just think its funny that that girl said bumping lines of coke"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offbeatorbit/status/1976388363096875373) [@offbeatorbit](/creator/x/offbeatorbit) 2025-10-09T20:44Z 93.7K followers, 57K engagements


"@fishontherun2 Tbh not really tbh lol like hes a crank but hes so much more normie then Cuomo still"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offbeatorbit/status/1978998407281664359) [@offbeatorbit](/creator/x/offbeatorbit) 2025-10-17T01:36Z 93.7K followers, 1107 engagements


"@indeliblemarker @ergo_praxis @seizethebanks Universal childcare will be a huge improvement for the working moms and dads of New York City. I dont think thats a so what issue for them"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offbeatorbit/status/1979009930574057624) [@offbeatorbit](/creator/x/offbeatorbit) 2025-10-17T02:21Z 93.7K followers, XX engagements


"Negotiating with Trump by taking away the Q train extension I know some Harlem residents are concerned about construction being annoying but do Harlem residents not want that extension"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offbeatorbit/status/1979004841562194022) [@offbeatorbit](/creator/x/offbeatorbit) 2025-10-17T02:01Z 93.7K followers, 6119 engagements


"Im watching this and I truly dont get what ppl are so mad about yethes literally talking about the genocide + occupation and not taking the bait about Hamas and a bunch of other inflammatory gotchas. Maybe it hasnt happened yet but this is the same shit hes been saying"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offbeatorbit/status/1979006916131967012) [@offbeatorbit](/creator/x/offbeatorbit) 2025-10-17T02:09Z 93.7K followers, 5799 engagements


"@Mamba423 @jacobin Islamophobia against one of the candidates is the primary reason"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offbeatorbit/status/1979041268295454833) [@offbeatorbit](/creator/x/offbeatorbit) 2025-10-17T04:26Z 93.7K followers, XXX engagements


"@salli8246 That was universal pre-k and its something that deblasio ran on. Cuomo loves taking credit for it but he was negotiating with deblasio about it from the jump and"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offbeatorbit/status/1979082530960666835) [@offbeatorbit](/creator/x/offbeatorbit) 2025-10-17T07:10Z 93.7K followers, XXX engagements


"Bumping lines"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offbeatorbit/status/1976339640216060179) [@offbeatorbit](/creator/x/offbeatorbit) 2025-10-09T17:31Z 93.7K followers, 650.4K engagements


"Whenever I see this stupid bot account I think about this article about it how this bot was literally made by some zoomer who lives in Canada and hopes to sell the bot to zohrans political opponents"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offbeatorbit/status/1976715136338624850) [@offbeatorbit](/creator/x/offbeatorbit) 2025-10-10T18:23Z 93.7K followers, 40.3K engagements


"WellIm watching Annie Hall for the first time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offbeatorbit/status/1977139110461817309) [@offbeatorbit](/creator/x/offbeatorbit) 2025-10-11T22:27Z 93.7K followers, 240.5K engagements


"No girl were against ICE too lol"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offbeatorbit/status/1978139497993736646) [@offbeatorbit](/creator/x/offbeatorbit) 2025-10-14T16:43Z 93.7K followers, 1.2M engagements


"I think it would be good for the mothers and fathers of New York City to have universal child care actually so I would like him to win"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offbeatorbit/status/1978993570360049933) [@offbeatorbit](/creator/x/offbeatorbit) 2025-10-17T01:16Z 93.7K followers, 138K engagements


"Someone is going to be mayor of New York City and I would prefer if it is Zohran Mamdani"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offbeatorbit/status/1978993921901383947) [@offbeatorbit](/creator/x/offbeatorbit) 2025-10-17T01:18Z 93.7K followers, 11.7K engagements


"Sliwa not having a credit card is the least surprising thing Ive heard all week"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offbeatorbit/status/1979014111854805325) [@offbeatorbit](/creator/x/offbeatorbit) 2025-10-17T02:38Z 93.7K followers, 5560 engagements


"Should I be Curtis Sliwa for Halloween"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offbeatorbit/status/1979014742430646334) [@offbeatorbit](/creator/x/offbeatorbit) 2025-10-17T02:40Z 93.7K followers, 44K engagements


"*slutty Curtis Sliwa"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offbeatorbit/status/1979015094546715063) [@offbeatorbit](/creator/x/offbeatorbit) 2025-10-17T02:42Z 93.7K followers, 38.3K engagements


"Its been an hour and I have no idea what people were having a meltdown about. Either something happens in the second hour (which I will be watching too) or I suspect ppl are being a little dramatic. Ah well"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offbeatorbit/status/1979017850825093320) [@offbeatorbit](/creator/x/offbeatorbit) 2025-10-17T02:53Z 93.7K followers, 8990 engagements


"@already_relax Idk he condemned the comments more than Hasan (I get his POINT but you cannot be mayor of NYC and say it deserved 9/11 when 2k innocent nyers died) and he used the Hamas gotcha to say he supported a ceasefire which literally means Hamas putting down their arms. Wordplay"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offbeatorbit/status/1979022116964987236) [@offbeatorbit](/creator/x/offbeatorbit) 2025-10-17T03:10Z 93.7K followers, XXX engagements


"Or the strokes performing for the campaigns of progressive candidates they support lol"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offbeatorbit/status/1979217204978602438) [@offbeatorbit](/creator/x/offbeatorbit) 2025-10-17T16:05Z 93.7K followers, 14.7K engagements


"This is a stunningly inaccurate read. They keep asking Zohran about his position on Israel and Gaza because he acknowledges its a genocide (what youre not supposed to do) and hes Muslim. Thats it. HE is not the one making it the centerpiece of his campaign. The media is"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offbeatorbit/status/1979286383018807646) [@offbeatorbit](/creator/x/offbeatorbit) 2025-10-17T20:40Z 93.7K followers, 106.7K engagements


"There was a no kings protest a few months ago too right"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offbeatorbit/status/1979670625137701186) [@offbeatorbit](/creator/x/offbeatorbit) 2025-10-18T22:07Z 93.7K followers, 39.7K engagements


"I WILL become a nationalist over the majesty of American landscapes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offbeatorbit/status/1970364585413878008) [@offbeatorbit](/creator/x/offbeatorbit) 2025-09-23T05:48Z 93.7K followers, 1.4M engagements


"The only real love left"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offbeatorbit/status/1972790693312786460) [@offbeatorbit](/creator/x/offbeatorbit) 2025-09-29T22:28Z 93.7K followers, 3.4M engagements


"God tier album. Easily a top XX of all time for me. Maybe a top X depending on my mood"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offbeatorbit/status/1974709457893695863) [@offbeatorbit](/creator/x/offbeatorbit) 2025-10-05T05:33Z 93.7K followers, 175.8K engagements


"Shut the fuck up"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offbeatorbit/status/1977088592020488382) [@offbeatorbit](/creator/x/offbeatorbit) 2025-10-11T19:07Z 93.7K followers, 2.9M engagements


"That shirt. Charli is so funny omg"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offbeatorbit/status/1977431199074136544) [@offbeatorbit](/creator/x/offbeatorbit) 2025-10-12T17:48Z 93.7K followers, 1.2M engagements


"My friend literally just asked some guy at this restaurant bar if hes single and he said yes and took her number. I loved witnessing such a flawless execution. Back to basics"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offbeatorbit/status/1978256648675201163) [@offbeatorbit](/creator/x/offbeatorbit) 2025-10-15T00:28Z 93.7K followers, 80.9K engagements


"What Are you worried Im hurting pancreatic cancers feelings"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offbeatorbit/status/1978268178993053969) [@offbeatorbit](/creator/x/offbeatorbit) 2025-10-15T01:14Z 93.7K followers, 346.5K engagements


"Im American you stupid bitch Put that on the news let Trump see it Exactly sis. Tell those cowards"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offbeatorbit/status/1978337151851909284) [@offbeatorbit](/creator/x/offbeatorbit) 2025-10-15T05:48Z 93.7K followers, 367.6K engagements


"Im taking myself out for my wedding anniversary and cant watch the mayoral debate lol somebody gimme updates"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offbeatorbit/status/1978962378487214222) [@offbeatorbit](/creator/x/offbeatorbit) 2025-10-16T23:12Z 93.7K followers, 29.6K engagements


"Very reluctant to share personal stuff on here because nobody is capable of being normal but its our third wedding anniversary today and I decided to watch Robs vows for the first time in a minute and made a little video using a portion of it. Miss him 💕"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offbeatorbit/status/1978975571741696386) [@offbeatorbit](/creator/x/offbeatorbit) 2025-10-17T00:05Z 93.7K followers, 807.7K engagements


"Jesus Christ lol"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offbeatorbit/status/1978980572694200713) [@offbeatorbit](/creator/x/offbeatorbit) 2025-10-17T00:25Z 93.7K followers, 4355 engagements


"Okay I just got home and am about to watch my recording of the debate so I guess Im about to find out what the hell Zohran said to make you guys act like he was sucking Netanyahus dick and saggy balls right there on the debate stage"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offbeatorbit/status/1978999280342814951) [@offbeatorbit](/creator/x/offbeatorbit) 2025-10-17T01:39Z 93.7K followers, 33.4K engagements


"Cuomos obsession with saying that rent stabilized housing is only for poor people is INSANE"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offbeatorbit/status/1979015482951803148) [@offbeatorbit](/creator/x/offbeatorbit) 2025-10-17T02:43Z 93.7K followers, 10.4K engagements


"I cant believe crispy autocorrected to the donut one"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offbeatorbit/status/1979078252737044989) [@offbeatorbit](/creator/x/offbeatorbit) 2025-10-17T06:53Z 93.7K followers, 6814 engagements


"Please look at this grok explanation of my tweet"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offbeatorbit/status/1979198569870430422) [@offbeatorbit](/creator/x/offbeatorbit) 2025-10-17T14:51Z 93.7K followers, 33.7K engagements


"Okay I might lose this battle"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offbeatorbit/status/1979832515591561456) [@offbeatorbit](/creator/x/offbeatorbit) 2025-10-19T08:50Z 93.7K followers, 1953 engagements


"Went to my local pizza spot this older white woman with a southern accent asked me where I got my skirt (its my popcorn fabric Mara Hoffman skirt) and we ended up chatting for a while (shes a nurse moved here in Nov doesnt know many ppl also a widow) and now were pals 🥲"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offbeatorbit/status/1799524314015756454) [@offbeatorbit](/creator/x/offbeatorbit) 2024-06-08T19:30Z 93.7K followers, 106.8K engagements


"The litter robot is still one of the best purchases Ive ever made for myself. High upfront cost but the payoff Not having to scoop litter every day Worth every penny"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offbeatorbit/status/1906823116845666531) [@offbeatorbit](/creator/x/offbeatorbit) 2025-03-31T21:37Z 93.7K followers, 105.8K engagements


"I swear by these thermacell mosquito repellant pod things"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offbeatorbit/status/1954640697480364145) [@offbeatorbit](/creator/x/offbeatorbit) 2025-08-10T20:27Z 93.7K followers, 42.2K engagements


"Anyway I spelled the giant $XXX Malin + Goetz x Carbone tomato sauce candle today. It smelled good and comes with a jar of tomato sauce but I would just feel insane spending that much on a big candle lol"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offbeatorbit/status/1958270503333793913) [@offbeatorbit](/creator/x/offbeatorbit) 2025-08-20T20:50Z 93.7K followers, 14.3K engagements


"walter and i are hanging out in the backyard the perennials I've planted back here are thriving the bees are lovin it the birds are hanging out too the sun is shining and I'm hanging out with some of my oldest friends later : ) pretty good for a monday"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offbeatorbit/status/1960040781726826759) [@offbeatorbit](/creator/x/offbeatorbit) 2025-08-25T18:05Z 93.7K followers, 26.7K engagements


"Worth. Every. Penny"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offbeatorbit/status/1972705865904841181) [@offbeatorbit](/creator/x/offbeatorbit) 2025-09-29T16:51Z 93.7K followers, 27.9K engagements


"Shouts to the ppl saying this isnt expensive. A true flex. I sleep in a king size bed so this set of one fitted sheet one top sheet and two pillow cases cost $189am I nuts or would most people find that expensive 😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offbeatorbit/status/1973057745386389949) [@offbeatorbit](/creator/x/offbeatorbit) 2025-09-30T16:09Z 93.7K followers, 123.4K engagements


"We cannot go through X years of people thinking the Dems would have won if Biden just stayed in the race"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offbeatorbit/status/1975612122672537705) [@offbeatorbit](/creator/x/offbeatorbit) 2025-10-07T17:20Z 93.7K followers, 38.6K engagements


"Sherman is such a good name for a bulldog lol"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offbeatorbit/status/1976670282929893601) [@offbeatorbit](/creator/x/offbeatorbit) 2025-10-10T15:24Z 93.7K followers, 146K engagements


"Wait whats this about saweetie"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offbeatorbit/status/1976774918458294568) [@offbeatorbit](/creator/x/offbeatorbit) 2025-10-10T22:20Z 93.7K followers, 27.1K engagements


"Imagine being the only person on the bus using your phone super loudly and not feeling an ounce of shame"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offbeatorbit/status/1976844124205859220) [@offbeatorbit](/creator/x/offbeatorbit) 2025-10-11T02:55Z 93.7K followers, 78.5K engagements


"Imagine getting into a spontaneous hookup situation and then remembering youre on day X of Baby Foot"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offbeatorbit/status/1977412631632949746) [@offbeatorbit](/creator/x/offbeatorbit) 2025-10-12T16:34Z 93.7K followers, 61.6K engagements


"11k likes when the character could not possibly be more Italian American LOL"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offbeatorbit/status/1977753620448727103) [@offbeatorbit](/creator/x/offbeatorbit) 2025-10-13T15:09Z 93.7K followers, 233.5K engagements


"Anyway i say Im from New York : )"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offbeatorbit/status/1977888662470709324) [@offbeatorbit](/creator/x/offbeatorbit) 2025-10-14T00:06Z 93.7K followers, 53.9K engagements


"*were whatever you get it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offbeatorbit/status/1978148975392719148) [@offbeatorbit](/creator/x/offbeatorbit) 2025-10-14T17:20Z 93.7K followers, 20.4K engagements


"Rude to call America a shithole : ("  
[X Link](https://x.com/offbeatorbit/status/1978257141900202310) [@offbeatorbit](/creator/x/offbeatorbit) 2025-10-15T00:30Z 93.7K followers, 43K engagements


"@onlinegirlie The laugh gagged me like"  
[X Link](https://x.com/offbeatorbit/status/1978589802984263974) [@offbeatorbit](/creator/x/offbeatorbit) 2025-10-15T22:32Z 93.7K followers, 12.6K engagements