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[@0xMerridew](/creator/twitter/0xMerridew)
"Bro they took my Bonk. They literally stole my Popcat. They liquidated my Pnut. They robbed me of my Useless"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1977098730676666584) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-11T19:47Z 6508 followers, 8640 engagements


"The political repolarization is such that if I see a white elderly librarian looking lady I assume shes a progressive and if I see a guy with face tattoos I assume hes MAGA"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1979669666869219775) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-18T22:03Z 6507 followers, 3773 engagements


"What's your best trade idea right now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1965078897936257298) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-09-08T15:44Z 6448 followers, 4107 engagements


"I need to buy Avolta stock I didn't know they just IPO'd like in May and they own all the duty frees and airport restaurants"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1969488112909689187) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-09-20T19:45Z 6423 followers, 3037 engagements


"Does anyone have a pitch for an idea that doesn't have a chart that's a parabola right now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1973736857008787800) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-02T13:08Z 6431 followers, 2007 engagements


"The funniest stock I own in size LKNCY just broke out"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1974167516680479003) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-03T17:39Z 6409 followers, 1572 engagements


"Imagine Luckin Coffee is real"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1974167546296480107) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-03T17:39Z 6409 followers, 1049 engagements


"who the fuck is selling General Dynamics today if there's going to be a fucking war"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1976720559557029919) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-10T18:44Z 6406 followers, 1892 engagements


"Asana down XX% on rumors Dustin Moskovitz is a Chinese spy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1976721424900669811) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-10T18:48Z 6406 followers, 1324 engagements


"I know XX% is a lot but I don't know how all of you got liquidated on the Asana move today"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1976813650582421677) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-11T00:54Z 6479 followers, 2192 engagements


"I think Dustin Moskovitz is an attractive man but I wouldn't use 10x leverage on his todo app"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1976813801673834548) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-11T00:55Z 6416 followers, 1101 engagements


"13% yield seems enticing ngl"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1977795280050553301) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-13T17:55Z 6434 followers, 1842 engagements


"Top XX stocks Korean "investors" bought this past month"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1977879697984725156) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-13T23:30Z 6424 followers, 48.3K engagements


"Good article and thoughts. A few places I fundamentally disagree: - Electoral democracy in the US is our weakness: the pain threshold for destabilization in the US is far lower than in other places economically and the 2027-2028 window assuming we're not fully autocratized"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1978086814167474184) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-14T13:13Z 6464 followers, 18.3K engagements


"@IndraStocks @DarioCpx Like end of day someone is holding the risk on these subprime loans and if they exceed acceptable loss limits they won't be buying further meaning Carvana either internalizes the risk or stops lending"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1978178245330645303) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-14T19:17Z 6397 followers, XXX engagements


"PZZA is up because they're going to use the papa john's pizzas to make used cooking oil"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1978209476759929078) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-14T21:21Z 6345 followers, 2204 engagements


"Obviously I just bought Cosmo Energy and ENEOS Holdings for my used cooking oil Japan portfolio lmfao"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1978249809795371152) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-15T00:01Z 6424 followers, 3319 engagements


"Every company listed in these comments is going bankrupt within five years"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1978287845191110764) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-15T02:32Z 6409 followers, 104.2K engagements


"@AB1001_disciple Yes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1978313561282576687) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-15T04:14Z 6416 followers, 1686 engagements


"Someone give me more scams to buy I'm worried my scam beta isn't high enough"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1978457119079674169) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-15T13:45Z 6418 followers, 3817 engagements


"Everything is so stupid You all are so stupid"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1978461537581855030) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-15T14:02Z 6410 followers, 5696 engagements


"it's giving"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1978491715481747634) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-15T16:02Z 6423 followers, 5751 engagements


"Pizza the Hutt out here being racist and homophobic while looking like a fat Minecraft character"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1978491863851294724) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-15T16:03Z 6418 followers, 1022 engagements


"Asking seriously - why is MAGA so gay-coded"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1978504807632560574) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-15T16:54Z 6418 followers, 5079 engagements


"Everything from the foot soldiers to President Trump building a ballroom and queening out to Cats the Musical is literally so New York art gay coded"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1978504918286631101) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-15T16:55Z 6418 followers, 1553 engagements


"One thing I don't get is all of you waste so much oxygen and brain power arguing why moves should happen instead of just repositioning daily for the moves that are actually happening right now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1978529916632158581) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-15T18:34Z 6418 followers, 4327 engagements


"When I was young my stupid things included aggressively posting on the Serebii Pokemon forums and trying to make a search engine for people with disabilities. I did not joke about gassing Jews and black people in a public group chat but maybe JD did"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1978540941314064458) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-15T19:18Z 6415 followers, 3639 engagements


"Communism is the obvious end state of a nakedly corrupt plutocratic regime just as it has been for all of modern history. It's one thing to rob the peasants it's another to do it in their face and laugh at them"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1978641914816802847) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-16T01:59Z 6414 followers, 9667 engagements


"I think that was quite literally the exact high print of SPY"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1978862588952768731) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-16T16:36Z 6418 followers, 1537 engagements


"It's pretty funny I shorted SVIX in size during the summer because I realized it was a way better beta hedge than shorting ES outright. At the time it was realizing about X beta to ES. So far it's up now about XX% since then given the latest crack while ES is up around 11-15%"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1978863726779318511) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-16T16:40Z 6416 followers, 2742 engagements


"Like what crack are you guys smoking to be bidding up these 5500 puts"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1978895730288083325) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-16T18:48Z 6434 followers, 3352 engagements


"I hate Citibank. @Citibank thank you for fucking up my appointments badly today and making me miss my flight home and also needing a hotel for the night. I hate you I will NEVER bank with you again"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1978944234230288406) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-16T22:00Z 6412 followers, 6701 engagements


"Gold is just Western speculation with soft deltas dominating at these levels as emphasized by the insane vol levels and call skew It will pass"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1978955411672961414) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-16T22:45Z 6416 followers, 3914 engagements


"All of these comments make me want to short more gold"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1978956317755932769) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-16T22:48Z 6447 followers, 13.3K engagements


"Gold like many other commodities tends to trade with an inverted spot-vol correlation to equities with volatility predictably increasing as prices rapidly increase"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1978966560569020522) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-16T23:29Z 6435 followers, 1673 engagements


"As I trade more my principal success is lack of any dogma because I believe its all made up nonsense anyway so I just adapt my style to whatever works at any given time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1979014869102846439) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-17T02:41Z 6409 followers, 15.3K engagements


"Is the water safe to drink in Oakland CA I'm a tourist and I'm not sure if I should stick to bottled water"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1979020698505896031) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-17T03:04Z 6410 followers, 3301 engagements


"imagine having to base your imaginary fund in Madison FL I'd literally just kill myself be respectable like every made up Florida fund and base at least in Miami"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1979025798683128276) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-17T03:24Z 6418 followers, 2964 engagements


"@linglingfool Its a Pokmon its when Eevee evolves with the Bagholder Stone"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1979270499382497341) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-17T19:37Z 6474 followers, XXX engagements


"ok how do I rebuild my following I need dopamine"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1968335656750633133) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-09-17T15:26Z 6506 followers, 2814 engagements


"Okay the whole market looks like trash. What's your best trade"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1975313623875788829) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-06T21:34Z 6506 followers, 7498 engagements


"Is XX million really enough to retire on"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1977391076726996992) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-12T15:09Z 6506 followers, 167.7K engagements


"over the past year Korean "investors" bought these stocks"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1977880627598020659) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-13T23:34Z 6507 followers, 73.4K engagements


"These inhuman shitstains defunded USAID ($34 billion) to give bailout money to Argentina ($40 billion). Literally killing people worldwide to fund a libertarian experiment in stupidity"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1978564001379303696) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-15T20:49Z 6508 followers, 24.8K engagements


"Gold is very dumb it is like SPX but dumber. The market is segmented into X major exchanges - COMEX LBMA (London) and Shanghai There are some smaller OTC markets like India but those don't really matter that much"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1978961276610187466) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-16T23:08Z 6508 followers, 229.1K engagements


"They also used to hedge more but then lost out in the bull run in the 2000s and then stopped hedging and then all died in the 2010s again because they're not particularly good at timing the market (just like bitcoin miners but more useless)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1978963935698313621) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-16T23:19Z 6508 followers, 11K engagements


"Anyway more on intraday mechanics - The most active time in the day for gold tends to be the intersection between Shanghai and London with prices largely trading predictably post London close. This has interesting converse ramifications -- intraday momentum on gold in"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1978964216552763824) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-16T23:20Z 6507 followers, 10.9K engagements


"Im actually a XX year old man of Indian descent living in my parents basement in case you were wondering"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1979006228484214942) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-17T02:07Z 6507 followers, 7313 engagements


"Putting Optiver and Voleon at the same tier as XTX means whoever made this list works at one of those"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1979267759486964134) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-17T19:26Z 6507 followers, 3340 engagements


"Being useful and nice actually does unsurprisingly"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1979354761779646815) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-18T01:12Z 6507 followers, 2151 engagements


"The problem is we need to give Democrats next cycle the permission to make fun of how homoerotic and strange MAGA is"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1979635667480261082) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-18T19:48Z 6508 followers, 2421 engagements


"A BMW robot is going to replace your entire existence and your entire bloodline is going to be turned into delicious yet nutritious paste to feed the AI Gods the Indian and Chinese Americans are building"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1979780363665989673) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-19T05:23Z 6507 followers, 9768 engagements


"It's going to be funny when it turns out Friday was the bottom on Bitcoin and half of CT is broke and the other half is shorting"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1979925139904159826) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-19T14:58Z 6508 followers, 7451 engagements


"Anyone have good color on which BDCs/private credit are actually good here"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1979926113900994976) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-19T15:02Z 6507 followers, 18.9K engagements


"The easiest way to make stupid money in bull markets when vol is low is via soft upside deltas (call options) That way you make hay when the sun is shining and only lose a little bit when it inevitably rug pulls"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1977060744824078372) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-11T17:16Z 6502 followers, 12.2K engagements


"If I went back to being XX I'd focus less on learning and more on drinking and sex to be honest"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1977862307255627901) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-13T22:21Z 6506 followers, 74.8K engagements


"The worst part about Trump is I have to pay attention to what the orange retard says constantly because it's my job"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1978169043266720117) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-14T18:40Z 6500 followers, 18.4K engagements


"@IndraStocks @DarioCpx I mean. they do indirectly If Carvana originates the loans yes it won't directly hit the balance sheet but it'll freeze the market if there's catastrophic loan losses preventing future ABS sales"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1978177915222163882) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-14T19:15Z 6498 followers, XXX engagements


"I'm questioning if we should've fought the Korean War"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1978186409824354459) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-14T19:49Z 6494 followers, 28.2K engagements


"I hope @Citibank goes bankrupt again they absolutely deserve it except this time let's just destroy them instead of propping them up with my tax dollars"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1978947547868680307) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-16T22:13Z 6507 followers, 2870 engagements


"Gold miners of course are the largest source of production and recycled gold is a smaller part of the market about 30%. Gold miners tend to sell but also do some insanely stupid shit because they're mostly but not entirely retarded with poor management"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1978963815862771761) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-16T23:18Z 6507 followers, 11.7K engagements


"the US session becomes more indicative of Western speculators while overnight is more indicative of Asian buying (with a lesser degree from LBMA trading). A pattern like today is very clear Western speculation"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1978964584036802578) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-16T23:21Z 6507 followers, 12.8K engagements


"babe you should make an active ETF I want you to pick stocks for me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1979025375972786356) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-17T03:23Z 6507 followers, 4989 engagements


"@j_fishback if you unblock me I'll invite you to come work from my actual Miami hedge fund office babe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1979025945370476548) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-17T03:25Z 6507 followers, 2761 engagements


"thank u come again"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1979187531817103815) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-17T14:07Z 6506 followers, 11.6K engagements


"you know for a pumping corrupt grifter president Trump is really fucking bad at pumping Bitcoin"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1979190443926786563) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-17T14:19Z 6507 followers, 3924 engagements


"if you put a gun to my head and asked me with President Corruption in the White House where Bitcoin would be I would've said 150k right now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1979190548918604167) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-17T14:19Z 6507 followers, 1699 engagements


"@Fabian_v4 Being Barack Obama"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1979212865773977826) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-17T15:48Z 6506 followers, XXX engagements


"@DeepDishEnjoyer @pricetopology Thats not true I traded corn futures for Hillary Clinton"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1979218723883094097) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-17T16:11Z 6499 followers, XXX engagements


"Reminder you can still sell 5500 Mar SPX puts and buy 7300 SPX calls for literally a credit because people are dumb as shit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1979257155707638243) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-17T18:44Z 6507 followers, 62.4K engagements


"And AQR above OpenAI amazing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1979267904102420485) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-17T19:26Z 6507 followers, 3058 engagements


"I always thought the JP in JP Morgan Chase stood for jaypeenus but it turns out I was mistaken"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1979314195188584689) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-17T22:30Z 6507 followers, 3389 engagements


"the most important skill you can develop as a trader is figuring out who to blame for your losses you can start with market makers and then after years of trading work your way up to the Jews"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1977073838874898630) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-11T18:08Z 6508 followers, 68K engagements


"I am going to try again the hero short on gold To be candid we're in uncharted territory YTD and most of my logic is just mean reversion"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1978449795858497545) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-15T13:16Z 6507 followers, 12.5K engagements


"I don't think the biggest bubble honestly is in equities gold is a much larger bubble this year"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1978862910538444859) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-16T16:37Z 6508 followers, 88.5K engagements


"Deflation isnt the problem right now how dumb are you people are you even like alive and experiencing life"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1978915116524671275) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-16T20:05Z 6507 followers, 5470 engagements


"no no one cares about $50M in podunk regional bank"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1978954677543739554) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-16T22:42Z 6507 followers, 9821 engagements


"Because of this a verifiable alpha (I don't trade this so I don't care but whatever someone will be mad at me for this) is the Shanghai gold premium - the difference between LBMA and Shanghai prices. LBMA is considered "the" exchange mostly for historical reasons"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1978962386594697242) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-16T23:12Z 6507 followers, 12.9K engagements


"Broadly speaking over the past decade plus the largest driver of gold purchasing has been China mostly because the onshore yuan is a heavily centrally manipulated currency and because currency controls in the country are very significant This is also why Tether is popular"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1978962662437376033) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-16T23:14Z 6508 followers, 12.3K engagements


"you seem like a positively insufferable person"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1979256750785355813) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-17T18:42Z 6507 followers, 239.4K engagements


"Voleon as SS tier is sending me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1979267442728931748) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-17T19:25Z 6507 followers, 22.2K engagements


"@lblaybad I mean I am long bitcoin so"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1979925722798940439) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-19T15:00Z 6508 followers, XXX engagements


"I'm still confused how you can be bearish significantly on crypto before Trump either dies or goes to prison The literal president of the United States is a humongous piece of shit scammer/grifter which is very bullish for the biggest scam asset class of all"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1979926536955588786) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-19T15:04Z 6508 followers, 4618 engagements