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[@0xMerridew](/creator/twitter/0xMerridew)
"me shorting anything"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1976306656767246811) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-09T15:19Z 5999 followers, 4590 engagements


"Thats nothing I studied under the Dalai Lama and learned how to astrally project myself into the Akashic Records and use the unique insights to provide actionable analytics and dashboards to my customers"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1977096442977341828) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-11T19:38Z 6144 followers, 4216 engagements


"One critical point which explains XX% of the butthurt commentary on options on this site is the difference in PnL and strategy between a delta hedger & a non-delta hedger (many but not all takers). The former is a bet on realized vs implied vol. The second is a bet on breakevens"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1977182425458655664) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-12T01:19Z 6170 followers, 3103 engagements


"This is also quite obviously why long SPX calls always seem too cheap - because the market goes up But that's only true if you're not delta hedging. A good thought experiment is the price of a call on SPX if you knew it would trade 7500 next year"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1977183318795018511) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-12T01:23Z 6198 followers, 2029 engagements


"People don't understand that the minute all the shitco stocks blow up South Korea is going into a Great Depression"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1977760447676715013) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-13T15:36Z 6153 followers, 57K engagements


"If you look at VPC since it was founded the return of no reinvesting dividends is about XXX% per year and the return of reinvesting dividends ends up being around 5.5%. But that's started in 2020 which you know credit kind of imploded then"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1977826507096834235) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-13T19:59Z 6162 followers, 4345 engagements


"Like you are going short stocks You are betting on the relative value of stocks versus US dollars Hello"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1977927107545317469) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-14T02:39Z 6126 followers, 2477 engagements


"Unlike most e-girls I can now confidently say you guys follow me not for my shitty looks but my shitty takes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1978099584875315675) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-14T14:04Z 6170 followers, 5671 engagements


"I'm so advanced at trading I've moved from blaming the market makers to the financiers to the Jews to finally the real reason for my troubles the Koreans That's called being an institutional investor"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1978161843588956274) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-14T18:11Z 6198 followers, 8027 engagements


"PZZA is up because they're going to use the papa john's pizzas to make used cooking oil"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1978209476759929078) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-14T21:21Z 6345 followers, 2204 engagements


"To expand on this as a tweet that escaped: After your first job no one asks your GPA. I don't remember much if any of the stuff I did in college. I do remember the time my friend climbed over a fence with a bottle of cheap vodka to try and steal it from a frat party though"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1978243055799959812) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-14T23:34Z 6158 followers, 9054 engagements


"Sure in some ways I did but success is never a guarantee. Even when you have it you can easily lose it. You only have one life to live make it as fun as you can"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1978244502654530010) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-14T23:40Z 6155 followers, 4093 engagements


"@JARCareerSwitch I don't get why that means they have to coopt New York gay scene"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1978547123957248138) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-15T19:42Z 5992 followers, XXX engagements


"@kiko2372 Yes we give them dollars and they give us worthless peso"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1978573137886261386) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-15T21:26Z 6056 followers, XXX engagements


"@kiko2372 Can Bessent currency swap me too I'll give him $XX billion in Lilybucks"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1978573186884096409) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-15T21:26Z 6054 followers, XXX engagements


"@linglingfool Its a Pokmon its when Eevee evolves with the Bagholder Stone"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1979270499382497341) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-17T19:37Z 6365 followers, XXX engagements


"ok how do I rebuild my following I need dopamine"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1968335656750633133) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-09-17T15:26Z 6400 followers, 2813 engagements


"I need to buy Avolta stock I didn't know they just IPO'd like in May and they own all the duty frees and airport restaurants"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1969488112909689187) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-09-20T19:45Z 6423 followers, 3037 engagements


"Does anyone have a pitch for an idea that doesn't have a chart that's a parabola right now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1973736857008787800) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-02T13:08Z 6431 followers, 2007 engagements


"The funniest stock I own in size LKNCY just broke out"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1974167516680479003) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-03T17:39Z 6409 followers, 1572 engagements


"Imagine Luckin Coffee is real"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1974167546296480107) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-03T17:39Z 6409 followers, 1049 engagements


"Okay the whole market looks like trash. What's your best trade"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1975313623875788829) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-06T21:34Z 6401 followers, 7491 engagements


"who the fuck is selling General Dynamics today if there's going to be a fucking war"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1976720559557029919) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-10T18:44Z 6406 followers, 1892 engagements


"Asana down XX% on rumors Dustin Moskovitz is a Chinese spy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1976721424900669811) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-10T18:48Z 6406 followers, 1324 engagements


"I know XX% is a lot but I don't know how all of you got liquidated on the Asana move today"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1976813650582421677) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-11T00:54Z 6407 followers, 2192 engagements


"I think Dustin Moskovitz is an attractive man but I wouldn't use 10x leverage on his todo app"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1976813801673834548) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-11T00:55Z 6416 followers, 1101 engagements


"Bro they took my Bonk. They literally stole my Popcat. They liquidated my Pnut. They robbed me of my Useless"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1977098730676666584) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-11T19:47Z 6416 followers, 8635 engagements


"Top XX stocks Korean "investors" bought this past month"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1977879697984725156) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-13T23:30Z 6424 followers, 48.3K engagements


"@IndraStocks @DarioCpx I mean. they do indirectly If Carvana originates the loans yes it won't directly hit the balance sheet but it'll freeze the market if there's catastrophic loan losses preventing future ABS sales"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1978177915222163882) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-14T19:15Z 6401 followers, XXX engagements


"@IndraStocks @DarioCpx Like end of day someone is holding the risk on these subprime loans and if they exceed acceptable loss limits they won't be buying further meaning Carvana either internalizes the risk or stops lending"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1978178245330645303) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-14T19:17Z 6397 followers, XXX engagements


"I'm questioning if we should've fought the Korean War"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1978186409824354459) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-14T19:49Z 6403 followers, 28.2K engagements


"Obviously I just bought Cosmo Energy and ENEOS Holdings for my used cooking oil Japan portfolio lmfao"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1978249809795371152) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-15T00:01Z 6424 followers, 3319 engagements


"Every company listed in these comments is going bankrupt within five years"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1978287845191110764) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-15T02:32Z 6409 followers, 104.2K engagements


"@AB1001_disciple Yes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1978313561282576687) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-15T04:14Z 6416 followers, 1686 engagements


"Someone give me more scams to buy I'm worried my scam beta isn't high enough"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1978457119079674169) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-15T13:45Z 6418 followers, 3817 engagements


"Everything is so stupid You all are so stupid"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1978461537581855030) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-15T14:02Z 6410 followers, 5696 engagements


"it's giving"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1978491715481747634) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-15T16:02Z 6423 followers, 5751 engagements


"Pizza the Hutt out here being racist and homophobic while looking like a fat Minecraft character"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1978491863851294724) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-15T16:03Z 6418 followers, 1022 engagements


"Asking seriously - why is MAGA so gay-coded"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1978504807632560574) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-15T16:54Z 6418 followers, 5079 engagements


"Everything from the foot soldiers to President Trump building a ballroom and queening out to Cats the Musical is literally so New York art gay coded"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1978504918286631101) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-15T16:55Z 6418 followers, 1553 engagements


"One thing I don't get is all of you waste so much oxygen and brain power arguing why moves should happen instead of just repositioning daily for the moves that are actually happening right now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1978529916632158581) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-15T18:34Z 6418 followers, 4327 engagements


"When I was young my stupid things included aggressively posting on the Serebii Pokemon forums and trying to make a search engine for people with disabilities. I did not joke about gassing Jews and black people in a public group chat but maybe JD did"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1978540941314064458) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-15T19:18Z 6415 followers, 3639 engagements


"Communism is the obvious end state of a nakedly corrupt plutocratic regime just as it has been for all of modern history. It's one thing to rob the peasants it's another to do it in their face and laugh at them"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1978641914816802847) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-16T01:59Z 6414 followers, 9667 engagements


"I think that was quite literally the exact high print of SPY"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1978862588952768731) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-16T16:36Z 6418 followers, 1537 engagements


"It's pretty funny I shorted SVIX in size during the summer because I realized it was a way better beta hedge than shorting ES outright. At the time it was realizing about X beta to ES. So far it's up now about XX% since then given the latest crack while ES is up around 11-15%"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1978863726779318511) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-16T16:40Z 6416 followers, 2742 engagements


"Like what crack are you guys smoking to be bidding up these 5500 puts"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1978895730288083325) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-16T18:48Z 6434 followers, 3352 engagements


"I hate Citibank. @Citibank thank you for fucking up my appointments badly today and making me miss my flight home and also needing a hotel for the night. I hate you I will NEVER bank with you again"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1978944234230288406) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-16T22:00Z 6412 followers, 6701 engagements


"Gold is just Western speculation with soft deltas dominating at these levels as emphasized by the insane vol levels and call skew It will pass"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1978955411672961414) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-16T22:45Z 6416 followers, 3914 engagements


"Gold like many other commodities tends to trade with an inverted spot-vol correlation to equities with volatility predictably increasing as prices rapidly increase"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1978966560569020522) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-16T23:29Z 6435 followers, 1673 engagements


"As I trade more my principal success is lack of any dogma because I believe its all made up nonsense anyway so I just adapt my style to whatever works at any given time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1979014869102846439) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-17T02:41Z 6409 followers, 15.3K engagements


"Is the water safe to drink in Oakland CA I'm a tourist and I'm not sure if I should stick to bottled water"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1979020698505896031) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-17T03:04Z 6410 followers, 3301 engagements


"imagine having to base your imaginary fund in Madison FL I'd literally just kill myself be respectable like every made up Florida fund and base at least in Miami"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1979025798683128276) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-17T03:24Z 6418 followers, 2964 engagements


"13% yield seems enticing ngl"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1977795280050553301) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-13T17:55Z 6434 followers, 1842 engagements


"All of these comments make me want to short more gold"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1978956317755932769) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-16T22:48Z 6447 followers, 13.3K engagements


"@Fabian_v4 Being Barack Obama"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1979212865773977826) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-17T15:48Z 6449 followers, XXX engagements


"What's your best trade idea right now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1965078897936257298) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-09-08T15:44Z 6448 followers, 4107 engagements


"the most important skill you can develop as a trader is figuring out who to blame for your losses you can start with market makers and then after years of trading work your way up to the Jews"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1977073838874898630) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-11T18:08Z 6457 followers, 67.9K engagements


"If I went back to being XX I'd focus less on learning and more on drinking and sex to be honest"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1977862307255627901) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-13T22:21Z 6456 followers, 74.8K engagements


"I don't think the biggest bubble honestly is in equities gold is a much larger bubble this year"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1978862910538444859) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-16T16:37Z 6458 followers, 87.8K engagements


"Deflation isnt the problem right now how dumb are you people are you even like alive and experiencing life"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1978915116524671275) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-16T20:05Z 6454 followers, 5463 engagements


"I hope @Citibank goes bankrupt again they absolutely deserve it except this time let's just destroy them instead of propping them up with my tax dollars"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1978947547868680307) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-16T22:13Z 6454 followers, 2861 engagements


"Im actually a XX year old man of Indian descent living in my parents basement in case you were wondering"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1979006228484214942) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-17T02:07Z 6456 followers, 7295 engagements


"babe you should make an active ETF I want you to pick stocks for me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1979025375972786356) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-17T03:23Z 6456 followers, 4973 engagements


"@j_fishback if you unblock me I'll invite you to come work from my actual Miami hedge fund office babe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1979025945370476548) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-17T03:25Z 6456 followers, 2746 engagements


"you know for a pumping corrupt grifter president Trump is really fucking bad at pumping Bitcoin"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1979190443926786563) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-17T14:19Z 6454 followers, 3902 engagements


"if you put a gun to my head and asked me with President Corruption in the White House where Bitcoin would be I would've said 150k right now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1979190548918604167) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-17T14:19Z 6454 followers, 1681 engagements


"Putting Optiver and Voleon at the same tier as XTX means whoever made this list works at one of those"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1979267759486964134) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-17T19:26Z 6457 followers, 3300 engagements


"And AQR above OpenAI amazing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1979267904102420485) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-17T19:26Z 6457 followers, 3017 engagements


"Being useful and nice actually does unsurprisingly"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1979354761779646815) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-18T01:12Z 6459 followers, 2104 engagements


"Is XX million really enough to retire on"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1977391076726996992) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-12T15:09Z 6454 followers, 167.7K engagements


"over the past year Korean "investors" bought these stocks"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1977880627598020659) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-13T23:34Z 6457 followers, 73.4K engagements


"Good article and thoughts. A few places I fundamentally disagree: - Electoral democracy in the US is our weakness: the pain threshold for destabilization in the US is far lower than in other places economically and the 2027-2028 window assuming we're not fully autocratized"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1978086814167474184) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-14T13:13Z 6457 followers, 18.3K engagements


"I am going to try again the hero short on gold To be candid we're in uncharted territory YTD and most of my logic is just mean reversion"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1978449795858497545) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-15T13:16Z 6456 followers, 12.4K engagements


"These inhuman shitstains defunded USAID ($34 billion) to give bailout money to Argentina ($40 billion). Literally killing people worldwide to fund a libertarian experiment in stupidity"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1978564001379303696) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-15T20:49Z 6457 followers, 24.8K engagements


"Gold is very dumb it is like SPX but dumber. The market is segmented into X major exchanges - COMEX LBMA (London) and Shanghai There are some smaller OTC markets like India but those don't really matter that much"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1978961276610187466) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-16T23:08Z 6458 followers, 228.3K engagements


"Because of this a verifiable alpha (I don't trade this so I don't care but whatever someone will be mad at me for this) is the Shanghai gold premium - the difference between LBMA and Shanghai prices. LBMA is considered "the" exchange mostly for historical reasons"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1978962386594697242) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-16T23:12Z 6457 followers, 12.8K engagements


"Broadly speaking over the past decade plus the largest driver of gold purchasing has been China mostly because the onshore yuan is a heavily centrally manipulated currency and because currency controls in the country are very significant This is also why Tether is popular"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1978962662437376033) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-16T23:14Z 6457 followers, 12.3K engagements


"Gold miners of course are the largest source of production and recycled gold is a smaller part of the market about 30%. Gold miners tend to sell but also do some insanely stupid shit because they're mostly but not entirely retarded with poor management"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1978963815862771761) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-16T23:18Z 6457 followers, 11.6K engagements


"They also used to hedge more but then lost out in the bull run in the 2000s and then stopped hedging and then all died in the 2010s again because they're not particularly good at timing the market (just like bitcoin miners but more useless)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1978963935698313621) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-16T23:19Z 6457 followers, 10.9K engagements


"Anyway more on intraday mechanics - The most active time in the day for gold tends to be the intersection between Shanghai and London with prices largely trading predictably post London close. This has interesting converse ramifications -- intraday momentum on gold in"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1978964216552763824) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-16T23:20Z 6457 followers, 10.9K engagements


"the US session becomes more indicative of Western speculators while overnight is more indicative of Asian buying (with a lesser degree from LBMA trading). A pattern like today is very clear Western speculation"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1978964584036802578) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-16T23:21Z 6457 followers, 12.7K engagements


"thank u come again"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1979187531817103815) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-17T14:07Z 6457 followers, 11.5K engagements


"@DeepDishEnjoyer @pricetopology Thats not true I traded corn futures for Hillary Clinton"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1979218723883094097) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-17T16:11Z 6457 followers, XXX engagements


"you seem like a positively insufferable person"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1979256750785355813) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-17T18:42Z 6458 followers, 239.2K engagements


"Reminder you can still sell 5500 Mar SPX puts and buy 7300 SPX calls for literally a credit because people are dumb as shit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1979257155707638243) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-17T18:44Z 6459 followers, 62.2K engagements


"Voleon as SS tier is sending me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1979267442728931748) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-17T19:25Z 6459 followers, 22.1K engagements


"I always thought the JP in JP Morgan Chase stood for jaypeenus but it turns out I was mistaken"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1979314195188584689) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-17T22:30Z 6457 followers, 3350 engagements


"The problem is we need to give Democrats next cycle the permission to make fun of how homoerotic and strange MAGA is"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1979635667480261082) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-18T19:48Z 6457 followers, 2250 engagements


"A BMW robot is going to replace your entire existence and your entire bloodline is going to be turned into delicious yet nutritious paste to feed the AI Gods the Indian and Chinese Americans are building"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1979780363665989673) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-19T05:23Z 6458 followers, 8891 engagements


"It's going to be funny when it turns out Friday was the bottom on Bitcoin and half of CT is broke and the other half is shorting"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1979925139904159826) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-19T14:58Z 6459 followers, 5528 engagements


"@lblaybad I mean I am long bitcoin so"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1979925722798940439) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-19T15:00Z 6457 followers, XXX engagements


"The political repolarization is such that if I see a white elderly librarian looking lady I assume shes a progressive and if I see a guy with face tattoos I assume hes MAGA"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1979669666869219775) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-18T22:03Z 6458 followers, 3597 engagements


"Anyone have good color on which BDCs/private credit are actually good here"  
[X Link](https://x.com/0xMerridew/status/1979926113900994976) [@0xMerridew](/creator/x/0xMerridew) 2025-10-19T15:02Z 6458 followers, 8871 engagements