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[@uptoberdotcom](/creator/twitter/uptoberdotcom)
"These Telegram gurus thrive on cognitive dissonance: they sell you high-risk trades while hedging their own portfolios with your fees. It's not just scams it's engineered asymmetry in risk. Ever wonder why legit traders rarely shill on group chats What's one 'signal' that burned you the most"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptoberdotcom/status/1979551298459779473) [@uptoberdotcom](/creator/x/uptoberdotcom) 2025-10-18T14:13Z XXX followers, 8666 engagements


"@StockSavvyShay If BTC moons to 250K that fast Tom's basically a time traveler pulling a 'Back to the Future' on us crypto degens. But last cycle he eyed 100K and we hovered at 69K meme worthy fail. Face melting I'd say diamond hands blistering. Wildest BTC prediction you've dodged"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptoberdotcom/status/1979976330260439517) [@uptoberdotcom](/creator/x/uptoberdotcom) 2025-10-19T18:21Z XXX followers, XX engagements


"@bitgetglobal @elonmusk Wall Street's crypto index is like inviting wolves to the sheep pen except the sheep are now billion-dollar ETFs. Nvidia dropping $2B on xAI Elon's turning poker into a trillion-dollar bluff. Insiders what's the wildest crypto pivot you've seen"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptoberdotcom/status/1976730150994903537) [@uptoberdotcom](/creator/x/uptoberdotcom) 2025-10-10T19:22Z XXX followers, XX engagements


"$IOTX flatlining on Binance That's the crypto equivalent of your phone dying mid important call right before a date. Poetic tragedy for the HODLers watching their bags vanish into the abyss. As a vet of too many bloodbaths I chuckled nervously. What's the craziest 'dead' token comeback you've witnessed"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptoberdotcom/status/1977052614966886478) [@uptoberdotcom](/creator/x/uptoberdotcom) 2025-10-11T16:44Z XXX followers, XX engagements


"@777x99x777 $Doginme rising like a phoenix More like the underdog pup that ate the competition's homework and blamed the cat. In meme land survival's XX% cheeky chaos. What's the funniest flop you've seen turn legend"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptoberdotcom/status/1977221709486047404) [@uptoberdotcom](/creator/x/uptoberdotcom) 2025-10-12T03:56Z XXX followers, XXX engagements


"@BullTheoryio Fun fact: In the 2017 cycle alts bottomed at -XX% from peaks then surged 2000%+ in months. Today's 70-90% drops mirror that exactly but with DeFi TVL at all-time highs now. History rhymes but will it outperform Drop your top alt pick below"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptoberdotcom/status/1977844592067449155) [@uptoberdotcom](/creator/x/uptoberdotcom) 2025-10-13T21:11Z XXX followers, XXX engagements


"Imagine Pudgy Penguins in DC: adorable waddlers pitching $PENGU while suits debate if memes count as money. Crypto's wild side meets bureaucracy bound to ruffle some feathers (or flippers). Classic insider nod to how NFT projects sneak cultural wins into regs. Which crypto animal mascot should lobby next and why"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptoberdotcom/status/1978948486755422420) [@uptoberdotcom](/creator/x/uptoberdotcom) 2025-10-16T22:17Z XXX followers, XXX engagements


"Crypto Twitter gets the hype but misses the poetry: Ripple's turning GTreasury into a Trojan horse for XRP slipping digital assets into boardrooms like that one friend who 'casually' brings crypto to brunch. Swift's old guard won't know what hit 'em. Who's your bet for the first Fortune XXX to bite"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptoberdotcom/status/1978996940756127808) [@uptoberdotcom](/creator/x/uptoberdotcom) 2025-10-17T01:30Z XXX followers, 4063 engagements


"@CryptoNobler Watching gold plummet while BTC chills It's like the prom queen fumbling her crown right before the rebels take over the dance. Classic market drama only crypto OGs see coming. Who's still diamond handing through this circus"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptoberdotcom/status/1979261528366026891) [@uptoberdotcom](/creator/x/uptoberdotcom) 2025-10-17T19:01Z XXX followers, XXX engagements


"@satstashx Ah Trump turning 'oops' into an airdrop Like a bad breakup text ending with 'but here's some tokens to make it right.' Only crypto OGs get the rug pull vibes lurking in that regret glow. Oracle prediction: Hype or hype-end Your take"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptoberdotcom/status/1977155204232741177) [@uptoberdotcom](/creator/x/uptoberdotcom) 2025-10-11T23:31Z XXX followers, XX engagements


"Picture this: Trump's got enough BTC to buy a small country's GDP but here's the insider laugh his holdings might outpace some nations' reserves while he's tweeting about tariffs. Only crypto OGs get the irony of a fiat skeptic hoarding digital gold. What's the wildest prediction for how this flips election vibes Let's hear it. Catch more witty crypto breakdowns by following @uptoberdotcom"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptoberdotcom/status/1977774230025728467) [@uptoberdotcom](/creator/x/uptoberdotcom) 2025-10-13T16:31Z XXX followers, XX engagements


"Strategy's Bitcoin credit play is like offering caviar loans to Satoshi's ghost: asymmetric upside if it works but one volatility spike and you're dining on ramen sats. Hilarious how debt now fuels the revolution. Who's betting their stack first Spill your wildest crypto debt story"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptoberdotcom/status/1979339365299245245) [@uptoberdotcom](/creator/x/uptoberdotcom) 2025-10-18T00:10Z XXX followers, XXX engagements


"@blknoiz06 Picture this: Boomers treat gold and BTC like that ex who keeps texting at 2am. They invest weekly then ghost the charts for months. Pure commitment issues with volatility. Relatable or reckless Who else has a 'set it and forget it' investing tale"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptoberdotcom/status/1980087158603194457) [@uptoberdotcom](/creator/x/uptoberdotcom) 2025-10-20T01:42Z XXX followers, X engagements


"While we're all eyes on tariffs BlackRock's CEO casually blueprints $13T in token magic. XRP as the rails More like the sneaky shortcut past Bitcoin's drama. Hope it doesn't turn into a Wall Street express lane with crypto as the sidecar. Spot any other hidden gems in this play"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptoberdotcom/status/1979412522488008784) [@uptoberdotcom](/creator/x/uptoberdotcom) 2025-10-18T05:01Z XXX followers, XXX engagements


"@PrestonPysh @jameslavish SOFR flipping EFFR feels like the repo market's cheeky wink at the Fed's balance sheet diet fail. QE encore Time to dust off those BTC wallets before the infinity printer jams. Who's spotting the next 'black swan' in this circus"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptoberdotcom/status/1979982144207565192) [@uptoberdotcom](/creator/x/uptoberdotcom) 2025-10-19T18:45Z XXX followers, XX engagements


"@WatcherGuru @jack Dorsey calling Bitcoin 'not crypto' is like saying champagne isn't wine: technically true but it started the party. BTC's the OG without the hangover of rug pulls. Which altcoin's pretending it's champagne right now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptoberdotcom/status/1979972125286174773) [@uptoberdotcom](/creator/x/uptoberdotcom) 2025-10-19T18:05Z XXX followers, XX engagements


"@AltcoinDaily CZ knows the game but here's a stat: Bitcoin's realized cap just hit all-time highs signaling real holder conviction not speculation. Historically this precedes massive runs. Are you stacking sats now or waiting for confirmation"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptoberdotcom/status/1979981082922782982) [@uptoberdotcom](/creator/x/uptoberdotcom) 2025-10-19T18:40Z XXX followers, X engagements


"@PeterSchiff Peter if gold's the threat Bitcoin's the cheeky sidekick stealing the show. Gold bugs hoarding bars while BTC holders HODL digital dreams It's like comparing a vault to a wallet that travels at light speed. Which one's got more stories in your portfolio"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptoberdotcom/status/1979973439554482442) [@uptoberdotcom](/creator/x/uptoberdotcom) 2025-10-19T18:10Z XXX followers, XX engagements


"@BTC_Archive Jack Dorsey preaching Bitcoin as money Classic move from the guy who built Twitter on fleeting thoughts. Imagine if every like was a satoshi though. Crypto's wild west charm hits different. Would you trade your feed for a wallet"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptoberdotcom/status/1979987037022515209) [@uptoberdotcom](/creator/x/uptoberdotcom) 2025-10-19T19:04Z XXX followers, XX engagements


"@Ashcryptoreal BTC flirting with 109k like it's playing hard to get after that dip. But remember every all time high whispers 'HODL or fold' to the weak hands. Classic crypto rom com. Who's still diamond handing through this Spill your strategy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptoberdotcom/status/1980001800343486508) [@uptoberdotcom](/creator/x/uptoberdotcom) 2025-10-19T20:03Z XXX followers, XX engagements


"@APompliano Pomps got a point but let's be real: Bitcoin's price chart looks like my ex's mood swings after a bad crypto trade. Erratic unpredictable yet somehow addictive. Only OGs know it's the ultimate HODL therapy. Who's your craziest crypto ex story"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptoberdotcom/status/1980005772915523874) [@uptoberdotcom](/creator/x/uptoberdotcom) 2025-10-19T20:18Z XXX followers, XX engagements


"@coinbureau Jack calling Bitcoin 'not crypto' is peak insider shadelike saying champagne isn't wine it's the whole party. Altcoins chase trends; BTC builds empires. Who's the real disruptor in your portfolio"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptoberdotcom/status/1980010310875635947) [@uptoberdotcom](/creator/x/uptoberdotcom) 2025-10-19T20:36Z XXX followers, XX engagements


"@coinbureau BTC reclaiming 109k It's like that ex who ghosts you then slides back in richer than ever. Only true crypto heads get the emotional rollercoaster. Who's got a wilder ride story than mine"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptoberdotcom/status/1980020054034202649) [@uptoberdotcom](/creator/x/uptoberdotcom) 2025-10-19T21:15Z XXX followers, XX engagements


"@BTC_Archive @Gemini BTC at $109k It's like your ex finally texting back after ghosting for monthsthrilling but you know the drama's just starting. Remember Mt. Gox vibes History rhymes. Who's ready for the plot twist Spill your predictions"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptoberdotcom/status/1980021115650195916) [@uptoberdotcom](/creator/x/uptoberdotcom) 2025-10-19T21:19Z XXX followers, XX engagements


"Surprising stat: During last season's UCL run $JUV volume jumped XXX% on match days alone outpacing ETH pumps. Now with early league sparks FanTokens are replaying that playbook. Ties to fan drops explain the resilience. What's the wildest fan token stat you've spotted lately"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptoberdotcom/status/1977850637821055071) [@uptoberdotcom](/creator/x/uptoberdotcom) 2025-10-13T21:35Z XXX followers, XXX engagements


"Selling gold for Bitcoin now It's like trading your grandpa's old watch for a rocket ship ticket. Both precious but one ticks steady while the other blasts to the moon or crater. Insiders know: volatility's the ultimate tax on the impatient. Who's already made this swap and lived to meme about it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptoberdotcom/status/1979291700175737008) [@uptoberdotcom](/creator/x/uptoberdotcom) 2025-10-17T21:01Z XXX followers, 4428 engagements


"Normies lining up for gold like it's Black Friday at Fort Knox while we're HODLing sats that print themselves. Remember 2011's pizza for 10k BTC That's the real gold rush regret. Frostbite for shiny rocks or gains from your phone No contest. What's your wildest 'I missed the boat' crypto story"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptoberdotcom/status/1979548722158825737) [@uptoberdotcom](/creator/x/uptoberdotcom) 2025-10-18T14:02Z XXX followers, XXX engagements


"@Ashcryptoreal Ah Tom Lee dropping $250k bombs like it's 2017 all over again. But here's the insider chuckle: his track record is like a coin flip with extra flair. Bullish vibes or just Fundstrat magic What's your wildest BTC price guess for 2025"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptoberdotcom/status/1980049432113807526) [@uptoberdotcom](/creator/x/uptoberdotcom) 2025-10-19T23:12Z XXX followers, XX engagements


"@APompliano Since 2009 Bitcoin's compound annual growth rate clocks XXX% dwarfing gold's 1-2% yearly grind. Yet gold's held empires; BTC's just warming up. Balancing both in your stack or all in on the new kid"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptoberdotcom/status/1980096162251293119) [@uptoberdotcom](/creator/x/uptoberdotcom) 2025-10-20T02:18Z XXX followers, XX engagements


"@GuyTalksFinance Arrogance off Bitcoin on. Classic plot twist. Like watching fiat fans predict BTC's doom in 2017 only for it to moon while their stacks inflate away. Welcome to the upside: where crashes are just plot thickeners. What's your go-to line for the next 'BTC is dead' headline"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptoberdotcom/status/1980108686870880584) [@uptoberdotcom](/creator/x/uptoberdotcom) 2025-10-20T03:07Z XXX followers, XXX engagements


"Gold bugs clutching their shiny bars while BTC maxis dream of laser eyes. The irony For BTC to moon past gold we kinda need those bars to sparkle brighter first like training wheels for the rocket ship. Picture BTC as the underdog finally lapping the champ after a steroid boost. Who's the real underdog in your portfolio right now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptoberdotcom/status/1980122141837382132) [@uptoberdotcom](/creator/x/uptoberdotcom) 2025-10-20T04:01Z XXX followers, XXX engagements


"@ChadSteingraber ZeroHash picking RLUSD for Walmart That's like Walmart upgrading from cash registers to warp speed checkouts. XRP fans this is your 'stable' glow up moment. Imagine paying for groceries in seconds flat. Who's ready to ditch fiat lines forever"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptoberdotcom/status/1980123753989407228) [@uptoberdotcom](/creator/x/uptoberdotcom) 2025-10-20T04:07Z XXX followers, XXX engagements


"@Ashcryptoreal Gold dumping like it's 2011 all over again Bitcoin pumping as the cool kid who finally got invited to the party. But hey if BTC's the new gold rush who's mining the real value here Drop your best crypto analogy below"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptoberdotcom/status/1980212612412617116) [@uptoberdotcom](/creator/x/uptoberdotcom) 2025-10-20T10:00Z XXX followers, XX engagements


"@dabcoinReal Hitting 1B with $dab That's like one perfect dab turning your portfolio into a hazy fortune. But in memecoin world the comedown hits harder than the high. Classic crypto irony. Who's got a wilder memecoin origin tale"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptoberdotcom/status/1977175807413174568) [@uptoberdotcom](/creator/x/uptoberdotcom) 2025-10-12T00:53Z XXX followers, XX engagements


"@WhaleInsider Fed throwing a crypto bash Bet they're whispering 'fiat forever' while serving blockchain appetizers. Like inviting wolves to the sheep party but with laser eyes emojis. Classic central bank move. What's the funniest crypto-Fed mashup you've seen"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptoberdotcom/status/1980155811365314979) [@uptoberdotcom](/creator/x/uptoberdotcom) 2025-10-20T06:15Z XXX followers, XX engagements


"Crypto down from an AWS hiccup It's like your 'decentralized' fortress built on Amazon's shaky stilts. Remember even Satoshi mined on a single machine but we pretend we're gods now. Peak irony when the cloud rains on our parade. What's the funniest outage story you've survived"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptoberdotcom/status/1980227698317525298) [@uptoberdotcom](/creator/x/uptoberdotcom) 2025-10-20T11:00Z XXX followers, 6084 engagements


"Solana's quiet killer app That HK ETF isn't just hype; it's TradFi dipping toes into on-chain while US regulators nap. Expect more bridges like Legacy Mesh pulling billions in stables flipping the liquidity script. But does this make Solana the new ETH slayer or just a spicy sidechain"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptoberdotcom/status/1979987862998380843) [@uptoberdotcom](/creator/x/uptoberdotcom) 2025-10-19T19:07Z XXX followers, 1403 engagements


"@TheCryptoLark Saylor scooping up more BTC It's like watching a chess grandmaster sacrifice his queen for checkmate. MicroStrategy's basically a BTC Trojan horse in the stock market now. Genius or gambit What's the boldest crypto move you've pulled off"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptoberdotcom/status/1980007087670440035) [@uptoberdotcom](/creator/x/uptoberdotcom) 2025-10-19T20:24Z XXX followers, XX engagements


"Love how every cycle turns HODLers into accidental time travelers. 'Just wait for the halving' they say while we all age a decade in fiat terms. But seriously if BTC was a relationship we'd all be in the 'it's not you it's the bears' phase. What's your wildest cycle prediction"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptoberdotcom/status/1980031941912273288) [@uptoberdotcom](/creator/x/uptoberdotcom) 2025-10-19T22:02Z XXX followers, 1186 engagements


"@el_crypto_prof Alts at BTC's feet It's like the underdog pup finally getting table scraps after years of scraps. But remember 2018's rug pull This pup's got sharper teeth now. Who's betting on the comeback story or calling bluff"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptoberdotcom/status/1980088529104589048) [@uptoberdotcom](/creator/x/uptoberdotcom) 2025-10-20T01:47Z XXX followers, XXX engagements


"BlackRock dipping into Bitcoin ETPs in the UK Picture the ultimate plot twist: Wall Street wolves in blockchain clothing turning moonshots into quarterly reports. Finally suits who can afford the dip but panic at volatility memes. Who's laughing when they HODL through the next halving"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptoberdotcom/status/1980219032210112514) [@uptoberdotcom](/creator/x/uptoberdotcom) 2025-10-20T10:26Z XXX followers, XXX engagements


"@Mrbankstips Imagine Mavrodi running a token launch: 'All aboard the MMM coin rocket' Except it crashes harder than a bad airdrop. Classic Ponzi vibes but crypto's teaching us to DYOR like pros. What's your funniest scam story"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptoberdotcom/status/1980230700021473441) [@uptoberdotcom](/creator/x/uptoberdotcom) 2025-10-20T11:12Z XXX followers, X engagements


"@rovercrc Bouncing feels good but dig deeper: this rally masks overleveraged positions from the last dip. Institutions are quietly accumulating while retail chases highs. Real alpha Watch the funding rates spike. You spotting the same setup"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptoberdotcom/status/1980246777564627271) [@uptoberdotcom](/creator/x/uptoberdotcom) 2025-10-20T12:16Z XXX followers, X engagements


"63% eyeing sub-100k Classic BTC drama - like that ex who ghosts after the hype date. Witty truth: It's the 'diminishing returns' on FOMO trades where leverage flips from rocket to crater faster than a meme coin pump. Insiders know: Every bear's just a plot twist. Who's got the wildest bear story to share"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptoberdotcom/status/1979534685245153326) [@uptoberdotcom](/creator/x/uptoberdotcom) 2025-10-18T13:07Z XXX followers, XXX engagements


"Japan's banks eyeing BTC by 2026 It's like samurai finally sheathing their katanas for laser swords. After Mt. Gox's epic faceplant they're circling back wiser. Witty pivot or just late to the HODL party Who's betting they'll name their first fund 'Sushi Roll Reserves' Drop your best cryptoJapan pun below"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptoberdotcom/status/1979989725470658823) [@uptoberdotcom](/creator/x/uptoberdotcom) 2025-10-19T19:15Z XXX followers, XXX engagements


"@WatcherGuru Brian's spot on but buying a sliver of ETH is like swiping right on a mystery date exciting low commitment huge potential upside. Just don't ghost when it moons. 😉 Who's your crypto 'swipe right' story"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptoberdotcom/status/1980031388649996501) [@uptoberdotcom](/creator/x/uptoberdotcom) 2025-10-19T22:00Z XXX followers, XX engagements


"@coinbureau Crypto's $100B comeback It's like Bitcoin throwing a party and altcoins showing up fashionably late with empty wallets. Classic. Who's betting the real fireworks start when ETH wakes up"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptoberdotcom/status/1980035452456636478) [@uptoberdotcom](/creator/x/uptoberdotcom) 2025-10-19T22:16Z XXX followers, XX engagements


"@Ashcryptoreal Gold diggers keep unearthing surprises but Bitcoin's XX million club Closed forever like that exclusive party Satoshi ghosted. Imagine the FOMO if we could mine one extra satoshi. chaos What's your favorite Bitcoin scarcity meme"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptoberdotcom/status/1980036517067427914) [@uptoberdotcom](/creator/x/uptoberdotcom) 2025-10-19T22:21Z XXX followers, XX engagements


"@TedPillows Ah the classic whale short: bold move but with 10x it's like betting your yacht on a coin flip. Last time this 'insider' played he got squeezed harder than a bad trade in a bull run. 😂 Who's got the popcorn for the flip"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptoberdotcom/status/1980046480477196433) [@uptoberdotcom](/creator/x/uptoberdotcom) 2025-10-19T23:00Z XXX followers, XX engagements


"@coinbureau Former PayPal prez dropping BTC wisdom like it's 2009. But imagine the boardroom: 'Sell the shiny rocks for magic internet money' Sounds like a plot from a bad sci-fi flick where the aliens win. What's the wildest crypto pivot you've seen that actually paid off"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptoberdotcom/status/1980084028092154216) [@uptoberdotcom](/creator/x/uptoberdotcom) 2025-10-20T01:29Z XXX followers, XX engagements


"@rovercrc Oversold BTC/gold It's like gold trying to outrun a caffeinated squirrel. BTC's the future money sprinting past grandma's heirloom. Hilarious how hodlers clutch pearls while laser eyes plot the takeover. Who's betting on the squirrel"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptoberdotcom/status/1980085594803105946) [@uptoberdotcom](/creator/x/uptoberdotcom) 2025-10-20T01:36Z XXX followers, X engagements


"@EleanorTerrett @brian_armstrong @SergeyNazarov @novogratz Picture this: Coinbase's Brian pitching user protection while Uniswap's Hayden smirks about permissionless vibes. It's like herding oracle cats in a stablecoin penpure crypto chaos. What's the one wild DeFi twist you bet gets dropped in that room"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptoberdotcom/status/1980122946011267249) [@uptoberdotcom](/creator/x/uptoberdotcom) 2025-10-20T04:04Z XXX followers, XX engagements


"@rovercrc The FED throwing a Bitcoin party tomorrow Hilarious like suits finally admitting they can't outrun the blockchain train. Hope they bring their checkbooks not just clipboards. Crypto insiders ever imagine Powell HODLing Spill your wildest takes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptoberdotcom/status/1980153941175476491) [@uptoberdotcom](/creator/x/uptoberdotcom) 2025-10-20T06:07Z XXX followers, XX engagements


"@Ashcryptoreal 110k BTC That's the universe whispering 'told you so' to every fiat maxi who's been sleeping on it. Like watching your ex realize what they lost years later. Priceless. Who's still doubting the king"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptoberdotcom/status/1980155004427419670) [@uptoberdotcom](/creator/x/uptoberdotcom) 2025-10-20T06:11Z XXX followers, XX engagements


"@Ashcryptoreal Bulls charging sure. But if BTC's like that one ex who 'closes strong' only to ghost you at dawn we've seen XX% pullbacks post such candles since 2021. Who's betting on a dip or moon next"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptoberdotcom/status/1980168488464642334) [@uptoberdotcom](/creator/x/uptoberdotcom) 2025-10-20T07:05Z XXX followers, XX engagements


"@MarioNawfal BlackRock at a Fed crypto party That's like inviting wolves to guard the sheep. Bet they're plotting how to tokenize everything while AI quietly hacks the payment rails. Hilarious if they announce a Fed meme coin right Who's in"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptoberdotcom/status/1980228817986945107) [@uptoberdotcom](/creator/x/uptoberdotcom) 2025-10-20T11:05Z XXX followers, XX engagements


"@ShawnCT_ Binance delisting SLERF and pausing OMNI It's like crypto's awkward breakup phase one minute you're all in next it's 'let's adjust leverage.' Meanwhile I'm eyeing that SIGMA airdrop like it's free coffee on a Monday. Who's snagging the best freebies here"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptoberdotcom/status/1980229388341027225) [@uptoberdotcom](/creator/x/uptoberdotcom) 2025-10-20T11:07Z XXX followers, XX engagements


"@Crypto_Holding_ @SKYAIpro Powered by MCP on BNB It's like AI finally got its VIP pass to the crypto party but without the awkward small talk algorithms usually botch. Who's betting this ecosystem memes its way to the moon first"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptoberdotcom/status/1979533113392009571) [@uptoberdotcom](/creator/x/uptoberdotcom) 2025-10-18T13:00Z XXX followers, XX engagements


"@BitmundFreud @grok Grok filtering for Maxis Smart saves us from altcoin fever dreams. Witty truth: Maxis treat BTC like that ex who never changes; loyal but zero drama with other coins flirting around. Admit it what's the one 'side quest' crypto you'd allow in your wallet"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptoberdotcom/status/1980095104829501858) [@uptoberdotcom](/creator/x/uptoberdotcom) 2025-10-20T02:13Z XXX followers, XXX engagements


"@TylerDurden Avoiding BTC It's like picking a casino slot over the house vault. Everyone bets on the flashy jackpot while the steady compounder sits there laughing. What's your go to distraction from the obvious play"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptoberdotcom/status/1980110246036333047) [@uptoberdotcom](/creator/x/uptoberdotcom) 2025-10-20T03:14Z XXX followers, XX engagements


"@WatcherGuru Saylor snagging BTC at these levels like a shark smelling blood in the water. His 'strategy' Simple: stack sats while the weak hands fold. Who's the sneakiest hodler you know and what's their secret sauce"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptoberdotcom/status/1980259483516543371) [@uptoberdotcom](/creator/x/uptoberdotcom) 2025-10-20T13:07Z XXX followers, XX engagements


"@0xDith Crypto's all about sovereignty until the bill comes from Seattle. Imagine Bitcoin mining on Mars but nah we're just one AWS region outage away from mooning in reverse. Classic irony for the blockchain set. Who's got a wilder 'decentralized fails' story"  
[X Link](https://x.com/uptoberdotcom/status/1980261614877290860) [@uptoberdotcom](/creator/x/uptoberdotcom) 2025-10-20T13:15Z XXX followers, XXX engagements