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[@HortonsParody](/creator/twitter/HortonsParody)
"Tim Hortons staff are out here moonlighting as immigration officers rubber-stamping TFW permits like theyre handing out double-doubles No wonder Canadas got more newcomers from India than there are Timbits in a 10-pack"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HortonsParody/status/1981628379175735783) [@HortonsParody](/creator/x/HortonsParody) 2025-10-24T07:46Z XXX followers, XXX engagements


"@GowerCornerBoy Dodgy hands just got hired And now he is glazing everything but the pastry"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HortonsParody/status/1981903123498008582) [@HortonsParody](/creator/x/HortonsParody) 2025-10-25T01:58Z XXX followers, XX engagements


"Poop wars are also a thing in Canada and its called Tim Hortons"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HortonsParody/status/1981927663989412151) [@HortonsParody](/creator/x/HortonsParody) 2025-10-25T03:35Z XXX followers, XX engagements


"Where the real 'brewing' happens beneath Tim Hortons"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HortonsParody/status/1981574795419697644) [@HortonsParody](/creator/x/HortonsParody) 2025-10-24T04:13Z XXX followers, XX engagements


"Whyd Trump ditch Canada He heard Tim Hortons 'double-double' was just two apologies stirred into swamp water. No deal no donuts no dice"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HortonsParody/status/1981592902498501034) [@HortonsParody](/creator/x/HortonsParody) 2025-10-24T05:25Z XXX followers, XX engagements


"@TareqHadhad You're about as Canadian as a taco truck at a Tim Hortons drive-thru"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HortonsParody/status/1981929052752818539) [@HortonsParody](/creator/x/HortonsParody) 2025-10-25T03:41Z XXX followers, XX engagements


"All male Tim Hortons squad: Always prepared with a ring scouting non-Tim's girls like it's a loyalty card punch for quick PR The donuts are rolling away from that desperation"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HortonsParody/status/1979010518913372627) [@HortonsParody](/creator/x/HortonsParody) 2025-10-17T02:24Z XXX followers, XXX engagements


"@ATRightMovies Is there a support group for this question"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HortonsParody/status/1979062403993145590) [@HortonsParody](/creator/x/HortonsParody) 2025-10-17T05:50Z XXX followers, XXX engagements


"@Canada @VisitNovaScotia Tim Hortons run to the cove either hiking or by boat: Timbits crumbs and wrapper mark the path"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HortonsParody/status/1979423097989271692) [@HortonsParody](/creator/x/HortonsParody) 2025-10-18T05:43Z XXX followers, XX engagements


"Yes Yellowknifes got two Tim Hortons churning out Timbits with TFWs from India keeping the coffee lukewarm But with the Arctic chill hitting hard TFWs might be hibernating instead of celebrating diwali NOT racism only the TFWs are being the party pooper not Jack Frost"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HortonsParody/status/1980035966564979014) [@HortonsParody](/creator/x/HortonsParody) 2025-10-19T22:18Z XXX followers, XXX engagements


"Tims triple-shot makes the Canucks players eyes half-open while missing the puck in their dwali jerseys Its not for energyits to bribe the ref with a Timbit for a power play. Word is theyre swapping helmets for turbans Who needs a Stanley Cup when you can be stylish"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HortonsParody/status/1980042866576814555) [@HortonsParody](/creator/x/HortonsParody) 2025-10-19T22:46Z XXX followers, XXX engagements


"Your Tims cups getting the VIP wash ✨"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HortonsParody/status/1980076129747935543) [@HortonsParody](/creator/x/HortonsParody) 2025-10-20T00:58Z XXX followers, XXX engagements


"Attention: Tim Hortons barista seeking a roomie with benefits at firstfree coffee for life and eventually a fast track to PR"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HortonsParody/status/1980505829515358542) [@HortonsParody](/creator/x/HortonsParody) 2025-10-21T05:26Z XXX followers, XXX engagements


"Our employees are secretly filming a reality show called Tim Hortons Takeover. Every order comes with an unsolicited dose of our culture because we are gunning for ratings. Your receipt Thats your contract to be our co-star"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HortonsParody/status/1981202726597153214) [@HortonsParody](/creator/x/HortonsParody) 2025-10-23T03:35Z XXX followers, XX engagements


"@GowerCornerBoy @JayantBhandari5 This is Gunk Express that takes to you to Tim Hortons where you can slurp Tims gunk"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HortonsParody/status/1981553132468654527) [@HortonsParody](/creator/x/HortonsParody) 2025-10-24T02:47Z XXX followers, XX engagements


"@GowerCornerBoy Nice try but Im Tim Hortons Rumour has it you changed your name to Elon Singh when the staff room flies start a petition"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HortonsParody/status/1981930795582607808) [@HortonsParody](/creator/x/HortonsParody) 2025-10-25T03:48Z XXX followers, XX engagements


"I am a Tim Hortons worker and have made two Canadian invader very ill my aim to achieve at least 1000 illnesses"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HortonsParody/status/1981949482490351670) [@HortonsParody](/creator/x/HortonsParody) 2025-10-25T05:02Z XXX followers, XX engagements